Fanfiction Horrors

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fishercat said:
You thought I was done going through JoJo fanfiction? Well, I'm not, and it's still bad.

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There are so many piss fics in the JoJo tag it's unreal.
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I actually used to know the person who wrote this. It's a troll fic that was written as an inside joke but the writer is a whole other can of worms entirely so seeing this fic pop again filled me with so much dread you wouldn't understand. :(:heart-empty:
 
sakuma said:
I actually used to know the person who wrote this. It's a troll fic that was written as an inside joke but the writer is a whole other can of worms entirely so seeing this fic pop again filled me with so much dread you wouldn't understand. :(:heart-empty:
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Even if it was written as a joke, it still exists. Also please give more detail.
 
fishercat said:
Even if it was written as a joke, it still exists. Also please give more detail.
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He's a dumbass (for lack of a better word) who joined a lot of servers last year and that's how I stumbled across him. Got a Tumblr callout for being and dating a Nazi and sexually assaulting someone. Callout is here, Tumblr sucks. I really don't know how else to describe him, it's a... trip to say the least.
 
sakuma said:
He's a dumbass (for lack of a better word) who joined a lot of servers last year and that's how I stumbled across him. Got a Tumblr callout for being and dating a Nazi and sexually assaulting someone. Callout is here, Tumblr sucks. I really don't know how else to describe him, it's a... trip to say the least.
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Is this real? These callouts say the kid was 14 at the time. What the fuck. Is this blog just kids pointing fingers at other kids?
 
So this masterpiece has been on the internet for a while now, but I thought I'd post it here because it's basically a preppy, slightly less bad version of My Immortal. But only slightly.

It basically involves a Mary-Sue named Harmony Winter Butterfly Dawn Hippogriff, transferring into Hogwarts and doing all sorts of crazy shit that culminates in Ginny Weasley (who seems to be exclusively described as ugly and disgusting) getting blasted by a giant tower of literal shit. (Yes, really). And apparently this is "A great story featuring a brand new character and loads and loads of Ginny bashing!" I guess two out of three right isn't that bad.

At some point, Ron (who the author despises so much she already killed him off before the story began) says "I must be a wood cutter because I just dropped a huge log!" She must've confused him with Chris or something.

The author started writing another story with an equally overpowered Mary-Sue, only this time Ron's actually alive in it! (Not that it really matters since he seems to get the same treatment as Ginny did in the Harmony Hippogriff story) Fortunately (or unfortunately), she didn't write more than one chapter of this mess...
 
2007 Ford Five Hundred said:
So this masterpiece has been on the internet for a while now, but I thought I'd post it here because it's basically a preppy, slightly less bad version of My Immortal. But only slightly.
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So wait, you mean to tell me this fic was meant to be taken seriously? :story: Sounds like a wild ride.
 
This one isn't as cringeworthy as anything Hippogriffgirl42 wrote, but I believe it's worth mentioning due to just how autistic it is. Remember how Chris used to use Sonichu as a vent whenever someone played Kick the Autistic? That's basically what this is, though even spergier.

So this sperg (he actually did admit to being a sperg in one of his journals) was an obsessive Ford fan until Ford decided to release the Edge ST, before announcing that they were going to discontinue all their cars. Naturally, the sperg went on a profanity-filled rant basically proclaiming that he hated Ford and wanted nothing to do with it. (He eventually calmed down though, if only slightly) Shortly after he posted the rant, some random girl decided to write this bizarre story starring the sperg, a bunch of the Love Live girls (seriously, what about that shw attracts so many autists?) and some living cars. Because of course.

The rest of that girl's DeviantArt profile consists of random Gran Turismo Sport screenshots, generic memes and this bizarre Pooh's Adventures-style, uh, thing involving Mario, Sonic (of course he's in there, because autism), the Love Live girls and a bunch of generic OCs , all of whom are extremely young and appear to have been named by Alex Mahan. Really, the only thing saving it from me mentioning it in the Pooh's Adventures thread is the fact that the story appears to be original.

For whatever reason, she goes into obsessive detail describing pointless stuff like the characters' cars' performance stats or which Need For Speed weapons some fictional gang uses. She also describes pointless stuff like instructions and a soundtrack for made-up video games or a registration form for a festival that predictably, doesn't exist. (Complete with a bizarre music regulation that reminds me of of how Pooh's Adventures only allowed Disney music or something)

The worst part is that the girl who wrote this amazing piece of literature is actually part of a group of autists who write this stuff. In addition to her, there's:
-NemesisRR: Wrote these inexplicable tennis fanfictions involving Sonic, Mario and the Love Live girls, as well as whatever the hell this is. She's also inexplicably obsessed with photoshopping the same few PNGs of some of the Love Live girls into different backgrounds for reasons beyond my comprehension.
-NissanGTRNismo: ProjectOneAMG's older brother apparently, and proof that autism is genetic. Or something. Anyways, he's a furry and writes all manner of edgy stuff. He also ships Sonic with a bunch of random girls from some obscure cartoons and irrationally hates Princess Peach. Yeah.
-CarreraX: Probably the least active of the group and she doesn't seem to have written much lately, with her recent activities consisting of nothing but posting stock images of Hot Wheels.

Yes, this is NemesisRR's bio.

I'm the tallest of mountains
I am the roughest of waves
I'm the toughest of terrors
I am the darkest of days
I'm the last one that's standing,
Don't try to stand in my way,
Cause I've been up against better,
Just take a look at my face

Cause if you're messing with me,
I am a dangerous weapon
I am the sharpest of blades;
I'll cut you down in a second
Cause I was born in this pain,
It only hurts if you let it,
So if you think you can take me
Then you should go and forget it

And after all this time, you're back for more
(I won't stop until they know my name)
So I'll take what's mine and start this war
(I'm coming at you like a tidal wave, tidal wave, tidal wave)

When everything you know has come and gone,
(You are at your lowest, I am rising higher)
Only scars remain of who I was
(What I find in the ashes, you lose in the fire!)
When there's no one left to carry on,
(This is an illusion, open up your eyes and...)
This pain (persists),
I can't (resist),
But that's what it takes to be Infinite

Yeah, so look around you
And tell me what you really see
I never end
And that's the difference in you and me
Cause when your time is up
And everything is falling down,
It's only me and you - who is gonna save you now?

So look around you
And tell me what you really see
You live a lie
And that's the difference in you and me
I have the power,
Let me show you what it's all about
It's only me and you - who is gonna save you now?

(Who is gonna save you now?)

I am the tallest of mountains
And don't you ever forget it
If you step in the ring,
Then you're gonna regret it.

(Take it)

Cause if you're messing with me,
Then you should know that it's over
I don't crumble for nothing
I've got the world on my shoulders

And after all this time, you're back for more
(I won't stop until they know my name)
So I'll take what's mine and start this war
When everything you know has come and gone,
(You are at your lowest, I am rising higher)
Only scars remain of who I was
(What I find in the ashes, you lose in the fire!)
When there's no one left to carry on,
(This is an illusion, open up your eyes and...)
This pain (persists),
I can't (resist),
But that's what it takes to be Infinite (Yeah)

So look around you
And tell me what you really see
I never end
And that's the difference in you and me
Cause when your time is up
And everything is falling down,
It's only me and you - who is gonna save you now?

So look around you
And tell me what you really see
You live a lie
And that's the difference in you and me
I have the power,
Let me show you what it's all about
It's only me and you - who is gonna save you now?

(Who is gonna save you now?)

You can't get edgier than that.
 
2007 Ford Five Hundred said:
So this masterpiece has been on the internet for a while now, but I thought I'd post it here because it's basically a preppy, slightly less bad version of My Immortal. But only slightly.
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What a magical trainwreck this was. Thank you for posting this. I had an extremely good time reading this and it makes a change from the sort of shit that usually gets posted in this thread.
 
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