Fanfiction Horrors

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World of Warcraft watersports fanfiction? Why?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11825463
 
Has anyone already covered Do Not Masturbate in a Public Restroom?

If so, too bad. If not...too bad.

Take the classic PBS series Arthur that we all know and cherish, throw in some lewdness and crudeness the author cribbed from sneaking peeks at Adult Swim when Mom and Dad weren't too vigilant, mix in the brand-name-dropping of American Psycho, and add the "sex appeal" of whatever anime he whacks it to every night, and voila.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Has anyone already covered Do Not Masturbate in a Public Restroom?

If so, too bad. If not...too bad.

Take the classic PBS series Arthur that we all know and cherish, throw in some lewdness and crudeness the author cribbed from sneaking peeks at Adult Swim when Mom and Dad weren't too vigilant, mix in the brand-name-dropping of American Psycho, and add the "sex appeal" of whatever anime he whacks it to every night, and voila.
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A modern day classic.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Has anyone already covered Do Not Masturbate in a Public Restroom?

If so, too bad. If not...too bad.
Click to expand...

Sad thing is this part actually kinda worked and felt true to the nature of the series in terms of nightmare sequences, but then it was ruined pretty quickly because the author doesn't have any sense of comedic/dramatic timing.

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I'm otherwise wholly impressed at how much the author was able to mesh elements of IKEA erotica and beige prose and make it extremely boring to read.

EDIT: Managed to find my favorite "so bad, it's good" part:
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