Owning the chuds by writing like your usual 4chan tranny? Oh yes we're mogging the incels, we're owning those racists and chasers. We're glowing with feminine energy as we take a massive Latino cock.
> Is the Hot One still sniffing your hair? Has the Hot One asked you out yet?
The Hot One is a Catholic tranny chaser, because while God doesn't accept homosexuality, He looks away when the butt fucking is girlmoding, shaka brah.
> Normcore nice guys
> Gets mogged by lye and pisses themselves in the shower
> Jayce was a recovering yet devout Catholic
> Wants a start a family and settle down
Luckily his Bisexual Mode saves him so he can convince himself pounding a troon's backdoor isn't gay, it's straight with transsexual steps.
> Je suis chien
Vous etes une transsexuelle putaine.
> He's barking up the male side of Tinder
Why Tindr when there's Grindr? Scared be might be mogged by Lindsay Graham on there?
> She did not have family making equipment
No shit, your 'girl prostate' is up your ass.
> Safeguarding them so thoroughly he'd be obliged to bank more in her brain vault and grow dependent on her
Making a Catholic man dependent on you so he can leave his family values behind so chase some tranny ass? You don't say. That's your raison d'etre.
> I am a woman
Don't care, didn't ask, plus your G-spot is in your ass
> She was not so delulu as to think she would serve up one day to Hexco serving bouncing beautiful biogirl
You can fuck right off. I thought the pooner shit and the pedophilia was bad, but to tie it off with AGP-shit? You're the triumvirate of absolute bullshit.
> Jayce would fall to her size four feet
Size 4 shoe size is considered a smaller women/kid's shoe size, as the foot is only 8 inches in length. There is no such sizing for men, curiously. Size 4 feet for the dainty troon and Size 4 ring size for the dainty pooner. Funny how that works.
> One pump of estrogen was not going to undo decades of social anxiety
It's not erasing male puberty, either.
> Perhaps a legal name change or too big of tits
Yeah I wonder why your G-cup might set off fellow 'girlmoding' female employees who don't need to inject estrogen to be women.
> With a few months of hormones in her, she began to savour the attention
Look at that girlmaxxing!
> He called her lovely. A girl word if there ever was one
We're not supposed to gender language and yet here comes Ms. Unblooded Girlchild to tell you that certain words are more feminine. Keep firing those shots, you're close to the target.
> Vera cannot read looks or vibes. She avoids faces like the plague
Oh, so you're autistic. Many troons are, which is part of the reason why they troon out.
> Spine-tingling, dick-stiffening
*Girldick stiffening
> When life gives you lemons, you fucking squeeze them
Like you do your girl-moding testicles, right?
> Pls advise there is not enough xanax in the world for this
Autistic AND on anti-depressants? Damn, we're really ticking off every box.
> Why must all the solutions involve cocksucking
Because we're girlmoding and that's what transgirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls love.
> Pussy POWER
More like STINKDITCH SLAM HOOAH
> Luring a sweet handsome labrador with the allure of a sopping wet feline
We really aren't shedding the idea that the Latino is a dog, are we? OK. The 'wet feline' allegory wasn't lost on me, either.
> Boy pants, blegh
"Clothing shouldn't be gendered but this pair of shitty pants doesn't give me the girlmode look I want, I'm boymaxxing in shitty polyester and I don't like it"
> Something he perfected in church when he wanted his priests or teachers to feel like they had his undying attention
...he was groping the priest's thigh? What?
> Vera's cock perks up under the tactility of it all
Why, because the priest was getting their thigh fondled first? Shit's weird, bro.
> She's this much closer to squeezing his lemons
Are those lemons hairy or are they peeled to perfection?
> Push her perpetually sticky apartment door open
I wonder why the apartment door is sticky
One also appreciates how it's also a troon dungeon: while not filthy in the standards that thread has posted, it's close enough with the dildo collection (safely tucked away, of course!) and the NYAHH~~~ cat ears. He's just so relatable with that grandma chic, a real 1920s dame!
> It feels unnatural somehow - a dog in the chicken coop. The dog is enjoying himself, but the chickens can't keep her heart from racing
Dogs are used to protect chickens from foxes. The chickens would be used to the guard dog. This is a bad allegory.
> Gets distracted by the uncomfortable cling of her man pants
Something something 'clothes aren't gendered' gender people insist clothes are, indeed, gendered
> Shed the costume. Become girl
YWNBAW
> She does not know how to predict romantic occurrences, if that indeed what is occurring
We get it, you're autistic.
> If you squint, the ensemble gives her curves
It can't, because your stomach is going to be more male-typical than female. You can't show off curves you don't have.
> Put on the frilly silky dress. Don't forget the cat ears, NYAH
Every troon has the programmer socks, frilly dress (that old women wear), and cat ears. They're just uwu dolls, yo.
So. He's been on HRT for six months and now he's as much a woman as those 'biomoder' women walking around, unaware they are triggering him with their biomode bodies.
> Vera would have wished them a very merry die
Shut up. No one talks like this except people who think 4chan lingo is the norm for speech. Owning the chuds by talking like them, even when they themselves don't talk like that, doesn't make you one of them. You are not a Cool Girl, you're a wannabe edgy pedophile.
> It is a can of worm I hoped to keep lidded as long as possible
The lacy lingerie and exposed bras you were wearing for male attention would have given it away sooner or later. The draw is in exposing others to the fetish.
> I would rather get he-himmed by choice instead of he-himmed maliciously
I wonder why they would he-him you with those A-cup lumps of chest meat.
> I have a lawyer friend who does anti-discrimination stuff
Funny how they bring up lawyers for the MTF, but the FTM always lies around and gets raped. Ain't that something?
> Aren't we like, workwives?
Who talks like this? No, really, who the fuck talks like this in the Current Year?
> This is my daughter
Of course the furball is the only 'child' the troon has - and, coincidentally, the only true pussy, hehe.
> You only dress like a guy at work?
I was told by these same people that clothes don't have a gender and that it's wrong to gender clothes. Leave it to People of Gender/Unblooded Girlchild here to state that no, clothes ARE gendered, and boymoding means polyester pants while girlmoding means pussy bows and dressing like a granny, OK?
> She can't chitchat while getting her dogs pulverized
You call your feet dogs? Weord.
> One that toe the line of gender
It's just work clothes. Women can wear pants, too, you know. Shocker that this is a progressive thing to say to people who think seven-year-olds are old enough to consent to sex.
> Or rather, do men care about pictures of women if they aren't angling for fodder they find arousing?
He says, while wearing clothing designed to do just that.
> The last thing she wants Jayce to see is the phrase 'suck his soul from his dick'
Well we know that Catholic boy ain't putting his mouth on your girldick, because the mouthfeel isn't something Jesus would want.
> Chemical odors are only cute if they pour out of Jayce's pits
Here we go with the armpit fetish. Shit, piss, and armpits - Unblooded Girlchild has it all.
> Her heart hammers behind her ribs and her dick twitches, wondering when TF the fucking is going to happen
yes, every woman has to worry about their dicks twitching and when TF they're gonna get fucked. We can't girlmode if we're not submissive and breedable!
> Where she won't be jump scared by pictures of her skeletal physique, scantily clad in lingerie purchases
The super sexy photos in question:
Add on some cat ears and NYAH! You're ready for Tindr.
> Get me a fucking gun
You have a 41% chance of seeking that or the Long Way Down method. Be sure to take a picture beforehand.
> Why does this grown, offensively masculine man look like he's going to cry?
Because his 'workwaifu' is a skeleton who has to tuck and wax his asshole before the ATF DTF.
> This burning hunk of love is a fragile hunk
Who also apparently put his hands on his priest's thigh.
> I'm kinda traditional like that
He takes out troons for dinner while copping a feel from Father Ted. What would the Hispanic community think of this?
> Shielding her with his God-bod and his ample endowment
Looksmaxxed while in the shower, what an L.
> Yes, she wants to lick him all over. Yes, she fucks her favorite and thickest dildo with the desperation of a woman who must nut or perish
Women don't need to ride giant dildos in showers because we are looksmaxxing against the Latino chad, hun.
> As if the man doesn't know how arduous it is to rock a semi for hours on end!
Women don't need to rock semis for hours on end or place our genitalia in cock cages because w
omen don't have penises, asshole.
> Jinx comes over to wax Vera's ass and verbally guide her tuck
I bet it's the kind to involve tape, because if their girlcock is too big, the bulge won't look like a girlbulge and won't give the cameltoe look they desire, just a cock-toe.
> Wears a pencil skirt with sheer black pantyhose and black kitten heels with a pussybow blouse
> Is called a 'sexy librarian'
> Thinks it's upscale for an Italian restaurant
Maybe if you're trying to work for Howard Hughes. He wants to look as sexy as Dita von Teese yet wears literal grandma clothes. He can't even out-looksmaxx an Italian waiter.
> Chivalry-maxxing tonight, I see
Says the man trying to copy Jackie O's style while looking like Ellen Burstyn in 'Requiem for a Dream.'
> It's giving Sims fine dining
Yes when I got to an Italian restaurant, I think of
The Sims. Wonderful, witty fucking writing right there.
> Jayce paired high waisted trousers with a matching plaid sport coat in a shade of warm grey that goes beautifully with his skin tone
He seems more cool-toned to me, but whatevs, we're not fashionmaxxing.
> Is it blasphemous to sexualize the ever-suffering Christ?
Yes, and fucking tranny asshole is also blasphemous. Enjoy your 28% chance of getting AIDS.
> I'm afraid I'll be committing one of the seven deadlies
I'm calling Gabriel and making him blow his TRUMPet so you can get fired from life.
> Feeling like a regular vixen
You dress like an 80-year-old.
> The freedom she feels expressing her womanhood in full to Jayce for the very first time
While tucking his dick, because we can't have that girlcock ruin our cameltoe and throwing off some Italian waiters who weren't expecting sausage in their risotto.
> What if beyond the desire to jump each other's bones, they have actual romantic chemistry?
I don't see any here, just a bisexual Catholic who copped a feel from his priests as
a child talking to a trans woman and saying he has 'maternal instincts' and that they can adopt instead of having biological children because that cock cage ain't a womb and that semen ain't enriching no uterus.
> Cat mothering is one of her greatest joys
It's the only time you can be a 'mother' and the only time you're in the presence of actual pussy.
> Just a nice round number that accounts for her transition and career plans
Five years is an odd number, and not long enough for you to get your stinkditch procedure done in time.
> You're going to make a wonderful mom
He'll spend his days bedridden, dilating that gaping wound between his legs while the bisexual Catholic does all the childcare. Something tells me Jesus didn't plan for this.
> I'm the girl, am I not?
Funny how the 'girl' is the one who bottoms, while the FTM versions, and even the actual male version, still has Viktor bottoming, as if she thinks that the bottom isn't, and cannot be, male, but a different version of female. If transwomen bottoming are actually women, are trans men bottoming women, too? Something to think about.
> Must have sipped his respect women juice at dinner
Then he should have told him that pussybow was ugly AF and does nothing but make him look like a deflated parachute. RuPaul disapproves.
> Leaving his crisp white shirt that clings to his mouthwatering muscular contours
The man with the most muscles tops. He is here to fuck, yo. He's musclemaxxing.
> His physicality is inherently pornographic...(with a) broad and buxom chest
Whoa, the beefy, sexy brown man is inherently pornographic to the uwu cat ears girlmoder who needs some cis male cock in his girlhole? WHOA, BUDDY
> RIP her tuck, though her dick has nowhere to go in her gaff
Ladies, do you feel bad when your tuck fails and your dick has nowhere to go? Press F to pay respects for this colossal L.
> Your tits are so pretty
Ah, the chest meat declaration.
> Chickadee or ostrich, they are avian and worthy of watching...when it comes to tits, they are worthy of fondling
Your 'chest meat' is so lacking that it can't even be served as scrambled eggs. Your avian eggs are so sparse they are on track to extinction. He's fondling your robin eggs like they're ostrich eggs but they're just cracked eggs on the pavement: flat, cooked, and inedible.
> Massages the sparse flesh like it's quadruple D
Mind you, he's an A-cup, and the author can't even remember his tit size, lmao.
> Taken by the erotic force of a two hundred and fifty pound man humping and groping her
That's the equivalent of a bull eating a piece of grass.
> This is how the Hot One Fucks
This is a real line.
> A brazen vulnerability that makes Vera's heart ache as terribly as her cock
Ladies, do your cocks ache with your heart? If not, you might be biomoding and that makes the girlmoder kitten slob knob sad.
> She has fucked as a girl, sure
I'd LOVE to know what Colleen Hoover-Epstein means by 'fucked as a girl'.
> For a while she was hooking up with a transmasc daddy who babygirled her to the point of devastation, complete with fisting
It wouldn't be so bad since the daddy moder transmasc would only have a Size 4 ring finger. It'd be like shoving a kumquat up there.
> Fresh air on her balls is a delight
The feeling every girl wants: fresh air on balls while girlmoding in a pink, frilly nightgown. Give the cock a little meatspin, why don't ya?
> Be 29
> Get premature streaks of gray
Yeah, that makes sense, on top of 'cat mom' being the only access to motherhood AND pussy.
> No steam pours from his ears, no awoogas fell from his lips...just planet-destroying lasers into her ungraceful form
You aren't getting awoogas because Homelander here would be disgusted he's fucking a Hollow with pink lingerie than Stormfront. What a fucking downgrade.
> That isn't how erections work
Not with his big, colossal man meat that's about to put the G-force in G-spot.
> Whose cock presses like a concealed carry down the leg of his slacks
"Is that a 9mm or is the ATF happy to see me?"
> His hand slips up her thighs, stupidly large, so large that he can almost cusp its circumference in full
Unlike his FTM version, which is around 5'4, this 'Vera' is 5'11. He's literally cupping the leg of a model addicted to meth.
> The cat ears are more of an accessory than an edict. Fuel on the sexy pyre
The next screenshot is the farthest thing from 'sexy' you can imagine. Observe:
> This little kitty slips onto her knees. She's shy but she's an absolute cock fiend
If I never highlighted these lines, you'd never believe the shit these people write. Have fun quoting it at your leisure.
> She goes rummaging in his boxers and viola, a penis! A huge one. Girthy and veiny and uncut
Meanwhile his girlcock is shy, pink, and uwu so smol because nothing cramps that Catholic style when you find out your white trans girlfriend has a bigger cock than you. It's a betrayal of the race.
> So she compensates mid throat game for less mid tongue game
This is a real line.
> Halfway, maybe four inches
Ah, so we are sticking to the lore of Dog Rapist Jayce having eight inches, but around 4 in girth. He needs to invest more in dexterity to wield that zweihander.
> He doesn't get aggro with hair-grabbing or hip-thrusting
He invested more in holy magic vs chaos magic because it's what Jesus would've wanted.
> She loves to slob on knob
"Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob!"
> Loves to hear silly boy noises of rapturous pleasure
The most girl-moding thing you did so far was choke on male dick. Well done.
> Who's hot now? Probably the girl with a dick in her mouth
Literally:
> Despite the immense impalation of her gob
I can't wait for that girl hole to get colonized. White men are gonna fear their bloodline being erased by white come from a different race.
> She's well within her rights to choke and drool
I noticed the transmasc daddy never taught Vera here how to slob on knob. Almost as if...they didn't have one.
> She wrangles the hot load in her mouth, then swallows it down
Your uvula about to get a new paint job.
> A man who's had a vision. Ideally of an angel, possibly of a dick-sucking demon
This is a real line.
> She can't help but laugh at the machismo of it all
That, followed with 'Vera' being 5'11
while wearing Size 4 shoes is insane to me. You have child's feet while being nearly the same size as the other man? Huh?
> Naked. As in, they are about to fuck
He's about to storm that Waco girltuck with his ATF guns. Pew pew pew!
> He has the body of a pornstar
We know, you said that already.
> Her dick is the only thing holding her nightgown in place, though if she gets much harder, she will expose herself like a circus tent
I guess you could say it's an
Amazing Digital Circus! Every girl dreams about tenting her nighties while girlmoding, yeah?
> I have a pretty big thing for hunks
He needs a Chad so he doesn't feel bad about getting mogged. That would sink our girlmode ship.
> Her cock is floppy, yet thick, weepy at the tip
Cockmogged
> Many men have plowed her without as much as a single word
Holemogged by chaser maxxers, I'll put some Ls in the chat for you, cuh.
> Two vibes, three dildos of varying size, five plugs, and a pink cock cage
Every girl has a cock cage that they sometimes wear to work for their gender. You biomode girlies don't understand the struggle.
> Squish Vera's dick into the apparatus of chastity
> Loves her junk more when it's tucked into an inch of plastic
Girlmoding with cock cages. Totally gender girlmoding RN
> Fearless, he eats her ass
> Lashing her rim, probing it, slobbering so much a warm puddle forms under her cheeks
I'm surprised the lube or saliva was not compared to diarrhea like the last time.
> Her cock fights its cage in that achy, satisfying way. She enjoys showing it who's boss. Who's the fucking great dame of self-abregation
Defeating patriarchy and gender roles
Accepting cock cages for the babygirl boner✔
> She also likes letting her ass be on center stage
> He says it like she's a helpless creature of cock - not true at all
It sure sounds like it. Sooner or later, that girl hole will be gaped so wide your dick diarrhea sessions will become too frequent, and a Dr. Goldberg will have to tell you to stop that goyim shit before he sews you back up.
> He knows his lines as if fucking girls was his Shakespeare
I'm sure Shakespeare was very poetic about pink cock cages and belching lube.
> Look at that pretty pussy stretch on my fingers
> She doesn't require the pussification of her ass for genital harmony
This is a real line.
> Her cock glows hot, a radiation lump of needy flesh. A little clit
Funny how that 'little clit' is still bigger than the FTM roid clit.
> He straights up and slams his pelvis against Vera's bony ass cheeks
We're entering Waco, folks.
> Then works that lube into her taint and clit
> He's in the lab cooking liquid sex
Walter White sure didn't order a few pink cock cages.
> The experiment this time is worshipping Vera's ass. Getting a piece of her genuine puss
Women don't have G-spots up their ass, but go ahead and get that gooch full of man goo. It's very gender-affirming.
> She's great at taking cock. Really, she is
I'll say, if his hole has already bled more than once. He's ready for his POZ LOADS era.
> A man is just his cock, not a human being
Only if it involves a penis. If it's a clitoris-cock, then you're only half a man; you need the flesh and blood, XY certified penis to be a real penis owner.
> He makes it a tongue kiss
This was after he made love to that loose ass. Yuck.
>He squeezes it while he pounds into her
There is nothing to grab. He's smaller than an A-cup, remember?
> Her prostate cannot catch a break. Every thrust of Jayce's tip against that achy blob fires her nerves
I have never read the prostate being described as an 'achy blob' Colleen Hoover-Esptein comes up with something new every day.
> Deprived of a nut because of the cage
Cock cage mogged, you hate to see it.
> She hates being bent like a pretzel
Disability doesn't exist when you're getting your achy prostate pounded. It grants you temporary immunity.
> What if her worst fear is true? What if she really is pretty?
Then you'd star in a movie with Amy Schumer.
> He thumbs the slobbery berry of her nipple
I wasn't aware it was the same shade of a McDonald's smoothie.
> You're like, such a babe. You're so soft and small. So delicate
He's a 5'11 troon with - somehow - a size 4 shoe size. You're fucking a Tibetan bone flute.
> Through her prostate and into the squished nub that is her dick. The very second she allows herself awareness of th giant rod of meat up her ass
This is a real line.
> It's the type of nut where she sheds her skin
Ladies, when you have a giant rod of meat up your ass and get a prostate orgasm, do you shed your skin like the siren-snake that you are? If not, you might be a Chud biofemale and a LOSER, and we only accept cock cage girlmoders around here who can take that meat. Don't be a Stacy!
> Laboratory Labrador retriever with the Persian cat
The cat is still more of a pussy than you are.
> Now is not the time for regurgitating stale memes
IIRC, prettybadmagic is in her 30s. If not, her late twenties, and she's talking like an out-of-touch Zoomer with lingo Zoomers themselves don't use. She's trying to be hip with the Clavicular looksmaxxers and cool with the troons and their multi-colored dildos, but all she ends up sounding like is Colleen Hoover. Remember, she's famous for her 'does buttsex lead to heaven?' and 'the lube flowed down his thighs like diarrhea'. She's very much a bad meme herself, unaware of much of a chud she sounds. You still aren't owning the 4chan racists, PrettyBadEpstein.
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But would you look at that? Gareth and his men get slaughtered, taken wholly by surprise, and Jayce teleports to his side faster than Gendry reached The Wall in GOT S7. Such drama, I literally crode
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