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a kiwifarms user · Feb 26, 2026

Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Are they like sea cucumbers, where they're all hermaphroditic and their reproductive cycle involves them engaging in penis fencing where the loser gets pregnant?

If you apply A/B/O logic to it? probably.

Aunt Carol said:
See, this is what bothers me about Transformers: are they robots or aren't they? Yes, I know they're robot-like aliens, and it's only fandom weirdos who are worried about the other science facts. It still bugs me way too much to ever consider getting into the universe.

Personally what bothers me the most is that these robots with their big clunky robot parts are always drawn with way too flexible and soft/fleshy looking genitalia. I get that their mouths can move but atleast give that Soundwave character a pair of upside down earpods to represent hanging balls or something.

Sperghetti · Feb 27, 2026

Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Are they like sea cucumbers, where they're all hermaphroditic and their reproductive cycle involves them engaging in penis fencing where the loser gets pregnant?

Aunt Carol said:
See, this is what bothers me about Transformers: are they robots or aren't they? Yes, I know they're robot-like aliens, and it's only fandom weirdos who are worried about the other science facts. It still bugs me way too much to ever consider getting into the universe.

I’m not really deep into Transformers myself so you might want to summon one of the resident robot spergs, but I seem to recall that the canon explanation is that Cybertronians come into being one of two ways: Either artificially through being intentionally assembled, or through being “forged” which is the more natural process on their planet where a “spark” merges with some kind of living metal.

Either way, I’m pretty sure that there’s no such thing as a baby Transformer, let alone a pregnancy, and I think it’s actually come up a few times across various canon things that they find human reproduction to be weird and kind of gross. Like that short story They're Made Out of Meat.

I also seem to recall that the female-looking ones are technically from a different species, or from a different planet.

Chandelier · Feb 27, 2026

Chapter 15 of that Gypsy fic is a little too long for me, so I'll summarize it the best I can.

The first part is a flashback to when Sky first invited Viktor over for a sleepover. She was considered his first friend, so all the descriptions of her welcoming attitude, her CD collection, her stuffed animals, all that hurts like a bitch when you find out what happens to her and her family. None of that matters because it was 'love at first sight' when Jayce met Viktor; the older adult is described as 'beautiful' and 'ethereal', and how electricity buzzed in his veins at the way this man was looking at him. He was 15 years old at this time, but he already decided he wanted this man and that what they felt was unlike any other.

Sky room's is described as largely unchanged barring the fact she has purged any sign of her father in it. Viktor has the fear that she will extend her judgement towards him and that she will blame him for everything that has happened - a perfectly normal reaction for a character who has fully admitted to taking great pleasure in ruining this family. The most insulting thing, and something black people might be correct on, is that they are expected to take shit like this with grace and understanding, which is what Sky does. Despite all that betrayal, despite learning that her father is a pedophile and went after her own friend - said friend started it and bragged about it! - she extends the invitation to her home, and embraces him in a hug. He talks about electricity buzzing through his veins? I felt mine nearly pop reading this.

Sky eventually asks about her father, and the titular question of when it all started. Viktor tells himself that he wanted it and that he would 'defend his choices regardless' and how he wanted sex the moment he set eyes on Jayce. When he asks about Mel, Sky says that she is angrier at him than she'd ever admit publicly, but that she doesn't blame him for egging her husband on. She is rightfully embarrassed by the entire thing and that people would blame her for making her husband fall in love with a white teenager. Sky admits that she 'knew' something was going on and didn't want to believe it because Viktor would totally tell her, right guys? Viktor apologizes (and it comes off as half-hearted) and how he wishes that things were different (he really doesn't). Sky replies with, 'that he hadn't been my dad'? and he responds, 'amongst other things'.

When she stands up abruptly, Viktor thinks she's going to kick him out, but instead she puts a CD in the CD player and they lie back on the bed and have a little talk. The polaroid of them going to their first concert is on the CD cover, and all Viktor can think of is Jayce masturbating to said photo rather than how he's going to reconcile things with his best friend. Priorities, you know. He missed her 18th birthday, but who cares? He is in love with her father and nothing else matters. When she asks him if it's a good idea to stay with him he replies, "I love him. I want to be with him." He also tells her he's been accepted into his lab and so will be staying in the area while she will be moving across states to go to her college. He tells her no other school accepted him, but rubs it in her face mentally that there was 'never going to be another way'. When Sky finds out that he was rejected from other schools, she is disbelieving, insisting there is 'no way' (the same reaction Singed had) and he remarks inwardly how these schools wouldn't accept a 'poor, disabled boy'. No, I think you being a homewrecking slut had a bigger part in it.

In any case, he tells her it doesn't matter, that he wants to be with him (and why can't anyone else see it, he bemoans) and how Jayce saved him from the tranny suicide bridge a year prior. He also tells her Jayce was planning to blow out his brains, to which she replies, 'maybe he should have done it'. I am in agreement. Viktor tells her that's 'not very nice' which is RICH coming from a pooner slut like him. Sky, in eternal grace and for reasons I will never understand, just says 'it's complicated to learn your dad is a pervert' vs calling him what he actually is: a bipolar pedophile who slept with her best friend, and said best friend instigated the entire thing. She never has any hatred whatsoever when she justifiably should have it. She lets him take the polaroid Jayce masturbated to, and despite delays, Viktor leaves her home late. Jayce asks him whether she's okay, and he replies, 'she misses you'. What a way to write a tragedy: write the black female characters as 'understanding' and 'graceful' instead of naturally spiteful and hateful. You can shame and humiliate them all you want, but don't you dare make the white pooner feel uncomfortable. White queerness is more important than blacks.

Despite everything that has happened, Viktor is still friends with Sky. They spend some weekends together and there's a not about how Viktor would spend his nights with Jayce's fingers inside him when she was sleeping:

Now Viktor is not sure what he does when Viktor is away from home, feels a slight twinge of guilt whenever he thinks about it for too long — the same way he felt whenever he thought of Sky sleeping alone just a floor above them, Jayce’s fingers inside him, his tongue shoved down his throat.

Sky refuses to say anything to her father, and Viktor does not relay anything she says to him. Not that that matters, because Jayce is more touchy-feely with him publicly. At their favourite park bench with the birds cooing and the bees buzzing, the perfect scenery of spring all around them, Jayce gets down on one knee and proposes (and, mind you, this bearded Jayce is not disabled and has never finalized his divorce with Mel). Viktor thinks it's one of his fantasies come to life. Jayce has a speech on how he he felt as if something was 'missing' and that when this 15-year-old teen came into his life, he finally felt complete. He felt understood. He gives him a diamond ring with doves cooing above them - very fitting. The baristas, the old librarian who sold Viktor his books, and the florists all ooh and ahh at his new ring, as if they don't know who Jayce is and who he was married to (this town is very close to his university, and rumours would spread). Viktor shows off his ring to them, proud that he can finally live out his tradwife dream, but does not wear it to school and does not tell Sky.

Sky, meanwhile, cuts and dyes his hair - and Viktor doesn't like having his Jesus hair cut - and while she gossips to him about school matters, she asks how he'd feel if the relationship was between her and Singed. Viktor, ever the autistic homewrecker, decides to rub it in a little, saying, 'do you have something to admit to me?' before she tugs his hair and burns him with the bleach. The hair is a bright white, leaning into that Targaryen aesthetic. Not once does he think about her, but how he will look in his wedding photos.

At graduation, Sky texts him not to be late - and to make sure her father does not make him late. Jayce, not giving a shit, asks Viktor to wear his engagement ring. Singed offers muted congratulations, but does not do much as Jayce is watching. At the ceremony, Sky eventually does spot the wedding ring and demands to see it. This is how it's written:

There is a hint of confusion in Sky’s eyes. A look like she wants to be happy for him — truly, sincerely. Have they not had this discussion so many times over the past three years? Weddings, marriage, kids. Do you want to get married one day? She had asked him in the middle of the night — before Jayce, before it seemed like a possibility. Bitter truth in his reply: If I live long enough, I think so. Yes. I’d like that.

Still, there is a glimpse of worry in her gaze. The fact it is with her father, the fact he is so young, unsure of what truly bothers her the most.

Not once does this pooner slut ever think about her. He brags instead about the times he thought about having a fresh batch of kids with her father - lighter, prettier, designer kids - and she is expected to take it with a smile on her face. I can see why black women have an axe to grind.

Before she leaves for brunch with her mother, Jayce asks if she and Viktor can pose together. Sky doesn't seem pleased, but does it anyway; she breaks away as soon as he's done taking their photo. She leaves for another beach vacation with her mother and grandmother, and then the story pivots to Jayce and Viktor and now nice and peachy their lives are in comparison.

Sky goes away for a week — a graduation gift, a trip with her mother and grandmother, somewhere besides the beach, I guess you can assume why. Not rude, not harshly, just a simple fact. Viktor leaps at the opportunity, straddles Jayce the first day she is gone, and says, Let’s do it this week. Anytime you want. And Jayce’s beaming smile in return, his own precious gift, kissing it from his lips. A flurry of giggles, Viktor dragged into his back on the bed, and, Well, I guess not today then.

Singed arrives as the witness to their court appointment to get married - because fuck the divorce proceedings and the fallout from that, I guess - and they have their special moment.

> Birth dates, how did you two meet
> Notices that they met when he was 15
> Initially suspicious, noggin is a joggin'
> Later passes it off as no big deal because he's an adult now and let's ignore the husband of a known Senator fucking a minor
These people are literally cheering the fact that this is a pedophile groomer marrying his teenage bride. This is not a small town, mind you: it's the college town where he teaches.

> Giddy like a child
Fitting choice of words
> Her sharp look at Jayce easily dissolves into a fond gaze
"Yeah I noticed you met him when he was 15 but that's OK because statutory rape laws no longer matter"
These fucking people, man.

> The gold band on Jayce's finger is the same color, engraved on the innerside as JT and VT
> Immediately thinks about siring a new batch of kids to forget the daughter he already has
And this Gypsy bitch really, really wants me to think this is a sweet, happy ending for our star-crossed lovers.

> He cannot talk about clichés when he is a walking one himself
I'll say. They even have the special bath with the rose petals. Then he goes and buys a fancy white lingerie set - very masc! - and calls himself the 'bride' of the man he loves. They must've speedran those divorce proceedings. He really wants that white pussy and bleached children for himself.

> Dangerous, a warning sign, the type (of) look that always lures Viktor in
Hey, remember when he had bipolar disorder and stopped taking his meds? That he was a suicide risk and still would be without all those SSRIs? How he'd be manic and irrational most of the time? Yeah, let's forget about the shit we wrote and write about candlelight sex with rose petals on the bed.

> A good wife should come with his husband on their first night together
This fucking language. We aren't even trying, are we? He is just a woman with male pronouns who broke apart a marriage and now gets to live a tradwife life despite being a whore. As the rap lyrics go, 'a ho ain't a housewife'.

> Some might say a good husband would make his wife come first
This is just heterosexuality. Nothing can convince me otherwise.
> You always fit so perfectly. As if you were truly made just for me
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Do you ever think of having a family with me
> I think you'd be such a good parent
It's like his disability doesn't even exist - hell, there was ONE mention of his cane, ONE - and he can just shit out babies on the regular with no impact on his health at all. Spinal problems? Hip issues? Who gives a fuck! Pregnancy is the only thing his broken body can do.

The fact Viktor does not know what menstruation is despite going to a high-end school (Mel would not have put Sky in a shitty one) while he knows that he's 100% trans is a plot hole and a logical inconsistency our retard Gypsy didn't think of.
> The groan that escapes from his mouth, the way he fucks into Viktor with a brutal pace...leans into his ears and whispers pure filth - that he wants to see Viktor swollen with his babies
And nothing about the potential health problems that comes with that, oh no. It's OK to erase disability in a character we project onto when WE do it, sweaty~

When Sky returns, she decides to cope with the fact her father is marrying her best friend by taking him to malls and doing shopping for dorm stuff, as if she wouldn't be beating the shit out of that slut IRL (if we're going off of heavy mischaracterization, I can use that interpretation all I want). She tells him about her pre-med program and how she'll get honours, and here our beloved tradwife with the blonde hair and skinny body is smoking. Those nicotine stains and premature aging will look GREAT on you, honey.

Sky asks Viktor if he thinks he's going to marry her father. He says he wants them to get married, and Sky asks if she will be invited - as if the cucking wasn't insulting enough, the author wants to make it seem as if she is CELEBRATING it - before Viktor asks if she would come were she invited. She replies, 'make me the flower girl, and I might' as if she would be pleased becoming an in-law to her own father. During their last day together, she asks Viktor for one last ride in her Jeep, and instead of driving him out to the desert to a pre-dug hole, she just wants one last fond memory. Viktor just 'wants her to be happy' because he already got everything he wanted. You can hear the smarminess in his tone.

> That he doesn't deserve her love, her forgiveness
You don't. For the narrative's sake, and because the author hates her, she is made to forgive the most unforgiveable crime: that she came from the loins of a pedophile. She has to live with that the rest of her life - and that is on top of finding out that her own friend instigated it. Her entire life was destroyed because her best friend was a slut.

Riiiiiiiiiiight. It's funny how there are no consequences in this fic. Every action has a reaction, right? Not here. The bipolar man who is off his meds grooms a 15-year-old and insists he is his soul mate because said kid talked him out of blowing out his brains.

She just so happens to be so forgiving and understanding of the piece of shit who ruined her life. You can't even say it's a trauma response. The author just hates her that much and has to make her smile in the face of this poon prostitute.

The best part about this, though? The author insists this is a 'bittersweet' love story and a 'coming-of-age' story:

"Bittersweet love story" and it's a Gypsy writing about a 40-year-old man fucking a teenager because her dad is probably a sex offender, or some shit. Knowing the stats for this community, that is a given.

> He has fucked in Jayce's office, in the man's vacant classroom
> Is still in a cordial relationship with the daughter of the man he is fucking
Incredible.

Figures the one woman who got a little sussed out by their marriage documents dies. Of course the small town - the university town, mind you - never gossips about the scandalously young 'wife' either.
> She does not know about the marriage, the wedding ceremony
She kinda does. What's stopping you from rubbing it further in her face?

> It is almost like a game that means little at all him nowadays - the push and pull between father and daughter
Maybe it's because you're fucking her father like a disabled whore and ruined her entire life. Of course it means little when you get the dream wedding and her mother has to explain to people her bipolar husband met his new 'wife' when they were 15.

What a shocker that he already had the ring measured the moment he met him as a kid. Remember that plot point of him going off his meds and how his bipolar disorder made him a bit obsessive? How the author insisted that he was not a good person and that he shouldn't be idolized? Yeah. What the fuck happened with that? That got dropped for this 'bittersweet' ending.

I knew it. Jayce was writing letters to his universities of choice that he was a lazy fuck and that he wasn't fit for the program, even when they could just look at his SAT scores and decide for themselves. He's not going to Harvard where having a Jewish parent helps. The universities he was applying to were looking for talent. Though, Viktor's acumen in the inventing sector aren't present here. You would never know he was a genius, let alone that he needs a cane to walk.
> The simple flattery of it all
OK, not only is this character a 'disabled whore' who ruined a family, they just found out their 'soul mate' tanked their chances of going to their dream college and they're...flattered? What the fuck?

> Finds out that his life was ruined because his soul mate was telling his colleges of choice he was a lazy bum
> Lets himself get fucked in front of the fireplace because it's actually romantic
> Confesses he would have gone to the school had Jayce asked
So...which part about this is bittersweet?

The fact Sky reached out with an olive branch and is still talking to him after everything this slut did is frankly incredible, if not unbelievable. Any woman who finds out her father groomed their best friend and that said best friend started the whole thing is going to be a mess. In the end, being mean to black people is better than beating the shit out of trans characters who deserve it.

And that's it. All that homewrecking and familial destruction and he gets a new husband and some new, paler children in the end. Did you know this chapter had (at the moment) 78 comments? People ate this shit up.

Normally fics like this don't make me MATI, but this one did. The author's reputation and that tweet where she admits that she wouldn't have a problem with a white man being misogynist towards a woman who did no wrong to him already soured my views, but the contents of this fic only hammered it home.

First, this was passed off as a 'bittersweet love story' and a 'coming-of-age' story. Neither of those things are true. On the one hand, we have a 40-year-old grown-ass an grooming and using a teenager as a therapist, to cheating on his wife and his daughter with said teenager, all because he felt there was a 'connection' between them and that he thought he was his soul mate. A 'coming-of-age' story would mean change and personal growth. The only thing that changed was the teenage homewrecker's age. His personality, actions, and arc were abysmal, and this iteration is by far the most egregious and easy to hate. The author had end notes where she said this was a 'romcom' to the pedophile and a 'nightmare' to the victim, yet neither are true. Jayce being a bipolar nightmare who stopped taking his medications and whose suicidal tendencies were 'cured' by an unhealthy attachment to a minor were not addressed - nor were they intended do. The audience was expected to take this at face value and to see it as 'toxic yaoi' with a happy ending.

Second, while I cover many 'trans' themes - and as another user pointed out, this is a great barometer as to how fandoms move and are feeling - this one didn't even bother with that identity. Most have the character on some form of medication (even fujofrankenstein's fic, 'you can be my full time daddy' which was based directly on this one, had it as a major theme) or attempt to resemble the other sex, but none of that exists here. When this fic came out, Viktor was originally male and I remember it not having the trans tag until Chapters 3-4. This is really her attempt at writing a heterosexual grooming fic without fans calling her out for that icky hetslop.

Third, the two black characters - Sky and Mel - are the true victims of this fic. Narratively they did nothing wrong but simply exist, but that did not stop our disabled pooner slut from destroying their lives with glee. Normally, you are supposed to at least feel sympathy for a grooming victim, but that doesn't exist here; no, this 15-year-old willingly entered a relationship with an older, married man for the sole purpose of getting him away from his black wife and daughter, all because the author openly hates them. Sky forgiving Viktor was the worst thing; normal girls and women finding out their best friend destroyed their family would, at the very least, be dragging them by the hair in a parking lot and wailing on them. She was expected to take it with grace and forgiveness and this piece of shit took advantage of that.

You are meant to see this as a form of 'star-crossed lovers', when all it is is a bipolar man and his 'disabled whore' - again, terms used by the author - who tanked a marriage faster than Schwarzenegger's maid. It is meant to be 'toxic' yet ends up being insulting because, as the author puts it, this teenager was 'always an adult'; more mature than the others and just 'knew' what he was doing, and it cannot be classified under 'unreliable narrator' as the author initially did. There's no exploration into his unhealthy habits and how BPD and pedophilia go hand-in-hand; the author just flaunts her underage fetish and people loved it. It has over 250 bookmarks and 50k hits, slightly lower than M4M, written by another pedophile. You are supposed to cheer these people on, yet as the chapters kept on going, your hatred for them grew and grew. The Gypsy pedophile managed to fulfill two things progressives say do not happen:
1. That Latino men are no more likely to be pedophiles and do not go after white teens with impunity
2. Trans men are natural sluts who will tank your marriage and ruin families because they can.

I never thought I'd hate a teenager so much as I did this one. They are a vile character who did it all because they hated black women, and people gave it a pass because he was their white fave. I was left speechless in some parts. This is less of a 'dead dove' than a story about a homewrecking, disabled pooner slut who takes pride in it and a man who got away with it all because, unlike other billionaires, he has Pretty Pedophile Privilege and can pass off as a sexier Pedro Pascal. This fic was glazed heavily and promoted and put the author on the map.

As a librarian of the Library of Hate, I thought I'd post this timeless hate fact as to why Gypsies are so obsessed with child rape:

Hard to deny you're a society of child kidnappers when child rape is so high and normalized in your community. She's just blessing us with her beautiful culture.

Here is Chapter 7 of that Omegaverse CEO AU. It continues to rack up bookmarks despite its basic bitch status, showing that all those 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwww hetslop!' fujos are just lying. They actually love it if you slap different tags on it. Lines for this fic include:
- Your body is begging for me. For my mouth. For my touch. For my cock.

Given how this is spaced out - the author is allergic to paragraphs - I will once again summarize it and will screenshot the smutty bits.

Viktor's son Benji summons his inner ICE agent and he pretends to point a toy gun at Jayce to arrest him (his visa has expired). Jayce tackles - er, tickles him - and blows raspberries at his face and you have to wonder how such a sexist, ALPHA MALE ME TAKE PUSSY ON COMMAND learned how to become a good father. Ximena is happy at the exchange because her previous 'I don't want no kids' alpha male CEO is warming up and embracing the joys of fatherhood. She DID raise her son right, see? Meanwhile Benji wishes that Jayce was his dad, and Jayce tells him that if he ever had a son, he'd look like him, summoning his inner Obama. Benji, ever the wistful child, says that if he became 'mommy's boyfriend' he'd be like his dad. Jayce, ever the ignoramus, has no idea who Benji's mother is - I guarantee he assumes that the 'mother' is actually a woman vs what Viktor is - and begins to think he is dysfunctional (lmao). Turns out he goes down to Viktor's lab to huff his vanilla scent as if he's a scented candle, to the point he has to be kicked out of the building by the janitor because he's addicted to it like huffing glue.

This addiction causes him, for the first time in his life, to become impotent, because when another curvy Latina omega approaches him at the bar, he cannot get his colossal dick up. He has failed the most important thing in being an alpha male: getting hard, fucking from behind, and shooting out that sperm. He thinks about how he had to run away to huff Viktor's scent from a stolen shirt and how that magically made him hard again - oh, did I mention that he's thinking about all this while talking to a five-year-old? Yeah.

Not to worry, Benji says mommy's new boyfriend stinks and bought him shitty LEGO blocks vs the bikes Jayce gets him. Jayce, by contrast, smells nice because Benji is a little alpha and can already sort people out by the way they smell, and that he reminds him of 'home'. Home is 'safety and warmth' because we all know how obsessed these people are with safety.

At another bar, Cait and Vi, who are drunk off their asses, ask Jayce who he plans to bring to their wedding. He hasn't found anyone yet, but 'everyone' is playing matchmaker by wanting him to get with the uwu feminine white (wo)man so they can have their happy trad family. While he's bickering with them, Ekko notices Viktor, who arrives with 'effortless grace and devastating beauty' (sans cane, of course). Jayce feels something split inside of him for once, because the man Viktor arrived with is Dmitri, the alpha who smells bad (white people don't season they scent glands). Jayce immediately - and I do mean immediately - starts seething like a jealous Latino and has to remind himself to stay calm or else he'll start cracking skulls. He has to act 'civilized' because, in the words of fujos themselves, brown men are incapable of acting and living among civilized people.

Powder breaks the ice and talks to Viktor first, introducing Cait and Vi to him. Jayce goes temporarily deaf because all those emotions are running through his head like a T.a.T.u song. His jealous smells reek so bad it catches Vi's attention, who tells him it's 'bad'. It's supposed to be a nice evening, but all Jayce can do is sit there and sulk, stewing over how Dmitri the Stinky has Viktor's attention and he doesn't. If it sounds like petty high school drama, it is. He gets mad when Dmitri gets Viktor beer - and Viktor doesn't drink beer, he has a sweet tooth, he doesn't understand him like our Latin Lover does - and every time their gazes meet Jayce gets more and more jealous. Cait has to interrupt his thoughts by asking him about his and Powder's project: a type of energy plant that has to get approved by the city to where they can then manufacture the parts parallel to it.

However, before anything about that can be elaborated upon, Jayce notices Dmitri the Stinky getting too touchy-feely with his beautiful, fragile, uwu omega and tries to kiss his scent gland. He rises to his feet immediately and has to 'calm down' his omega in the bathroom. In a scene that is clearly leading to bathroom sex, Jayce corners Viktor and asks of Dmitri the Stinky was harming him. Viktor tells him no, he did nothing wrong, and Jayce deduces he did it on purpose to bait him.

> His fierce, beautiful omega
He's just so dainty and white and pretty and small and feminine and don't you dare call this hetslop you bitch!
> To watch him stain your skin with his disgusting scent
White people don't wash they asses or scent glands.
> The sharp, sweet scent of slick, rich and intoxicating, blooming thickly in the air between them
Never forgetting that one fic that had omega slick turn 'foul' when they got scared. What does that pussy juice smell like now? Rich California wine? The French Laundry? Gimme some examles.
> Every coherent thought collapsed into a single, primal line: omega. My omega. Breed him. Mark him. Claim him. Mine
But it isn't bioessentialism at all. We are

EXPLORING

GENDER

> Jayce growled. Not metaphorically. Actually growled
Because he's an uncivilized animal, see? He can't be bothered with behaving himself among humans. He's a beastly creature who cannot control his instincts.

> He's not who your body calls for
"It's calling for me, LATINO HEAT!"
> Your body is begging for me. For my mouth. For my touch. For my cock
This is a real line.
> His own scent thickened in the confined space - desire, possession, sex - wrapping around Viktor like a net
What does it smell like when alpha males go to prison? So they all choke each other out with it or does it only get that way in the presence of a vagina?

> Beautiful. Perfect omega
He's just so dainty and white and swan-necked and uwu so smol.
> He let out a low, guttural growl
That's literally all he does: growl and bear his teeth like he's a rabid dog. Sounds like he needs to be SPAYED and NEUTERED with that giant cock sold off to the Chinese for a good luck charm.

> His slender body trembled beneath Jayce's touch
That itty bitty omega body can't resist those alpha pheromones. It must smell like the Ypres gas attack in that bathroom.
> Not an alpha with a feral temper
I am loving the fact this author can keep getting away with calling a brown man a beastly animal. When I do it, I'm a racist! I guess all I need to do is coat it in omegaverse and I'll get praise.
> I've never wanted anyone like I want you
Reminder he got excited over Viktor being a virgin and promptly dumped him because he 'don't do relationships'. He's a badass alpha. Now he's trying to act all lovey-dovey when he's a one-dimensional Latino sex pest. I'd rather have you spayed and neutered, ese.

> Why can't I say what I feel?
You had an emotional outburst like those men who break their TVs when their kick ball team loses. You are volatile, violent, and get away with it because muh alpha male status. Fuck you and your feelings.
> The loss of heat was immediate
Leave it to a black woman to kill the mood, lmao.

> Viktor was always with someone
> Promptly loses his mind because he is not civilized enough
You have to love it. You, too, can make a brown man act like a braindead animal if you wrap it in omegaverse.

> Unlike you, he's stable
> Later admits that he's too volatile and violent to be around him and children
> His own mother, who was so concerned about 'raising him right' knows he has a horrible temper yet believes kids will mellow out that temper
Nah, I think his bloodline should end with him. It goes to show you that no matter how hard you try, genetics win out, and your son will be a raging misogynist who is more likely to murder his own children.

> Insists he never wanted to be a father because he didn't want to be his father
> Wanted to break the curse and yet became a man slut because he thought he was entitled to free pussy
> Is still just as toxic as his father because he enters RAGE MODE whenever Viktor is with Dmitri the Stinky
Over 100 bookmarks. Fujos totally hate that icky hetslop yet here they are eating it up.

This next fic was written in honour of a shotacon, sasugu, who has been featured here. It is a 'teacher's pet' AU that featured said teacher grooming one of his students. Author is anonymous because we can't tag our own names to our pedophilic content.

> His words are rough and demanding, though he's trying to keep his anger out of his voice
It sure doesn't sound like it.
> Viktor thinks it's unnecessary, considering the man could roll out of bed and still look like a god among men
Pretty Pedophile Privilege strikes again.

> Bruises that ache for days and bleeding pain as he forces his way in with little care for the damage he's doing
Funny how this fic actually paints Viktor as a proper grooming victim who cannot escape his abuser, while the Gypsy pedophile who inspired these people just mad him a homewrecker.

> He wishes he could go back and strangle his past self for ever thinking this was a good idea
If you're that desperate, there's a certain hotline you can call that can get that boy out of your life for good.
> He's been trying not to think too closely about the real reason he felt the need to shut it off
Something to be said here about how there's a constant trend of making Latinos these monstrous stalker men. Do you ladies have something to say about that?

> Viktor wants to tell Jayce that he didn't think he would be this upset about it
BPDs will get upset if their routines are off by a single minute. Your mistake was thinking this man ever loved you.
> His broad shoulders loom over, caging him him
Those yaoi shoulders sure do come in clutch, eh?

> Thinks he'd try his chances at running
Homie, you can't run. All he has to do is football tackle you.
> His other hand moves down to grope roughly at his ass
What ass?

> do you just enjoy pissing me off?
His greatest opp was fellow schoolyard kids at one point. Fear him.
> You've proven to me that you can't be trusted to act like a reasonable adult
Ironic as he expected a literal child to 'act like a reasonable adult' when it came to sex.
> His weeping doesn't buy him any sympathy
Wuuuuuuuuuut you mean to tell me your white (wo)man tears didn't work on the rapist Latino? Shocker! Next thing you'll be doing is singing Dora the Explorer in order to calm down his racial instincts.
> There's little consistency to the strikes, giving Viktor no way to prepare himself for each blow
> Gets groomed as a child by a 'hot' teacher
> Immediately suffers interracial domestic violence
The jokes really do write themselves.

> He's able (to) brave the man's anger without his distress growing unbearable. Usually
It speaks volumes how nearly every shotacon fic there is in this fandom, it always involves an FTM getting groomed and expected to take on the emotional labour required to 'tame' their abusive boyfriends. They don't seem to realize this isn't very masc.

> He really doesn't want to have sex right now
> Knows he's going to be subjected to rough sex
Such is the life of a pooner whose boyfriend instinctively knows they are not male.

> Be a pooner
> You get groomed by your teacher
> You suffer anxiety attacks and mental breakdowns
> The first thing you do when things go wrong is run to the bathroom and cry
> Be so dependent on a man you cannot exist without him
Very masc. Very manly. I couldn't tell this was a woman at all! That female socialization is totally a myth, dood.

> Spent years subjected to his whims (since 14, to be precise)
> Never said no because you can't say no to a hot cis Latino
> Grows up, becomes an eyesore, exists only to be a convenient hole to fuck
> Your groomer can't get hard and you have a Taylor Swift black sheep moment where you wonder if you were ever pretty enough to earn such love and devotion
> Turns out the Latino just can't stand the sight of an emaciated, androgynous woman when he is actually attracted to female children
It's really funny how these fics keep turning out like this. They say you should listen to trans people to get their perspective on things and Their Truth. Well, I have, and it keeps ending up exactly like this.

> doesn't know if he can survive living without his groomer
> His heart aches at the idea of his abuser leaving him
> Wants to be free, but can't conceive the idea of being alone because of the brainwashing
> Notes that his groomer was enthusiastic when he was raping him at 14, but now can't get it up because he's bonier, older, and an 'eyesore'
It's almost as if your 'soul mate' is a pedophile and a bony body turns them off.

> It's hard for Viktor to hold onto any resentment when he gives them those puppy-dog eyes
"Yeah I know I raped you and groomed you since you were 14

but you still love me

right?

> It's his fault that he's grown into a body Jayce can no longer stand the sight of
Amazing how this fic, compared to the Gypsy pedophile's fic, actually describes how some pedophiles act once their victim 'ages out'. He's a legit buck broken victim, not a homewrecker.

> Says that he is an eyesore and his groomer boyfriend doesn't love him
> Still thinks it's a god or entity that can get any pussy he wants
Man, what a pathetic state of mind. Buck status: BROKEN

The one benefit I'll give this is that, unlike the Gypsy pedophile, the pooner is buck broken and has no idea what to do with their pedo boyfriend who is no longer sexually interested in them now that they look like Elie Wiesel. There's some black humour in fics like these: nearly all of them involve an FTM struggling to be seen as valid to the male abusing them, only to fail and be treated like the sex that they are, and you are not supposed to notice or think critically because it's 'toxic yaoi'. Now, a normal person would wonder why genderspecials are so into writing FTMs getting raped while saying they hate hetslop, but hey, we're just ruining fandom. We have to have fandom etiquette. Pay no attention why this is a recurring them. Listen to trans people.

Sperghetti said:
I’m not really deep into Transformers myself so you might want to summon one of the resident robot spergs, but I seem to recall that the canon explanation is that Cybertronians come into being one of two ways: Either artificially through being intentionally assembled, or through being “forged” which is the more natural process on their planet where a “spark” merges with some kind of living metal.

Yes, in TF lore you could be 'born' from Primus' spark, or you could be forged. Later, as the war for Cybertron broke out and new Cybertronians were not being 'born', the resources for forging them became lesser. IIRC, Megatron of the MTMTE comic run was 'forged' and his arc revolved around that. There was an entire hierarchy/racism metaphor where if you were born of Primus' spark you were 'purer' than those created from someone else.

'Sparklings' are a fan thing. There's never been a Cybertronian 'child' to my knowledge.

Sperghetti said:
Either way, I’m pretty sure that there’s no such thing as a baby Transformer, let alone a pregnancy, and I think it’s actually come up a few times across various canon things that they find human reproduction to be weird and kind of gross. Like that short story They're Made Out of Meat.

I also seem to recall that the female-looking ones are technically from a different species, or from a different planet.

There's a nasty history behind how female Transformers came to be, and how 'trans'formers emerged. When the show and toy line came out, it was marketed to young boys. Girls started getting into it and Hasbro wanted to at least give a nod to those female fans by creating the first popular female Transformer - Arcee. Before, there was no 'male' or 'female' as Cybertronians are not a sexed species. Gender quite literally is a social construct for them. There was a comic written by Simon Furman on how Arcee was made, and it involved Shockwave experimenting on her to make her 'female' when before there was none (G1 did have Elita-1, Optimus Prime's 'wife', and Chromia, but Arcee was the titular one to get a toy line made after her and her name is more recognizable than Elita's).

Issue #234 of the UK Transformers comic featured a back-up tale in which Optimus Prime introduced a new female Autobot…to a group of feminists angry that the Autobots thus far have only been based on male types. Guess what? That didn’t work. To Furman’s credit, the story does have the male Autobots wanting to protect her only to have her kick the tail of every Decepticon who showed up to destroy her at this meeting, which at least shows Furman doesn’t hate women. I think. One could bring up the dialog but if there’s one thing I’ve learned about Simon Furman’s dialog it’s that I’d rather none of his characters spoke.

That said, THIS is the reason Furman gives? Now in the comics there were no female Transformers, but she did show up in the movie and thus in the adaptation. Furman, considering the adaptation, if not the movie itself, to be canon in his stories at the time, was then forced to use her. I’m not sure why. He could have just written her out and never bothered with her again unless he knew she was a fan favorite character. This solution, however? Not digging it. It’s one robot to appease some militant feminists. That might work as a joke but this is Arcee’s official origin, so we’re meant to take it seriously. At least, I’m not laughing.

Apparently he killed Arcee off in the pages of Regeneration One so that doesn’t really help his case, but here’s where it really hurts.

Reproduction in Transformers porn has always been weird, and very, VERY heterosexual, because they really are like slugs in that they have the genitalia of both.

Roach Chu · Feb 28, 2026

I don't know if I should post this here or in the serial killer fangirls thread, but I need to get this off my chest. In the aforementioned serial killer fangirls thread, someone posted a link to a fanfiction website (that I now know as AO3) claiming that a specific tag was FLOODED with hybristophiliac porn. I checked it out, and fell down an insane rabbit role that led to me finding the worst thing I have ever read.

The author goes by AdamDanca and has only written one story. Her profile picture is literally censored CP of Adam Lanza, I'm not fucking kidding.

Her PFP:

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/users/AdamDanca/pseuds/AdamDanca

ARCHIVE: https://archive.ph/CoCo5

Now this story she wrote is Adam Lanza x Jeffrey Dahmer antinatalist male pregnancy necrophilia... :cryblood:

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38375638

ARCHIVE: https://archive.ph/Oz3ZX

I'm just confused how her account is even still up after all this time...

There's a lot more TCC degeneracy on AO3, this is just the most egregious example I could find for now.

scathefire · Feb 28, 2026

Roach Chu said:
I don't know if I should post this here or in the serial killer fangirls thread, but I need to get this off my chest. In the aforementioned serial killer fangirls thread, someone posted a link to a fanfiction website (that I now know as AO3) claiming that a specific tag was FLOODED with hybristophiliac porn. I checked it out, and fell down an insane rabbit role that led to me finding the worst thing I have ever read.

The author goes by AdamDanca and has only written one story. Her profile picture is literally censored CP of Adam Lanza, I'm not fucking kidding.

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Her PFP:
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Link: https://archiveofourown.org/users/AdamDanca/pseuds/AdamDanca

ARCHIVE: https://archive.ph/CoCo5

Now this story she wrote is Adam Lanza x Jeffrey Dahmer antinatalist male pregnancy necrophilia...

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38375638

ARCHIVE: https://archive.ph/Oz3ZX

I'm just confused how her account is even still up after all this time...

There's a lot more TCC degeneracy on AO3, this is just the most egregious example I could find for now.

At least it’s mercifully short, only 500 words. I can tell this person actually researched Adam Lanza enough to know he was an anti-natalist as well as anorexic at one point. I’ve seen much worse than this to be honest, given that it’s not a fic about rape or pedophilia or zoophilia that’s as long as A Tale of Two Cities.

Thiletonomics · Feb 28, 2026

Weland said:
Today I found out that helping someone poop is actually a great form of foreplay.

And here's another example of this in F/F form with Persona 5 characters and enemas:

Link / Archive

Also, has anyone been having issues recently with arching fanfics from AO3? Ghostarchive and archive.today are only archiving the anti-bot confirmation page and not the fic itself. I was able to get the archive to work later, so it may have been a hiccup at that time.

Jacoren · Feb 28, 2026

Speaking of Persona 5, apparently there is a P5 fan "Visual Novel Series" titled "The Phantom Thief From Another World" starring the blatant self insert of the author being sent into the world of the game and one of the first things he does is to proclaim his love to one of the female party members in the game, Ann (she was sexually harassed by the first villain in the game, btw). And she doesn't seem to mind though.

Thoughts? I think the Persona community deserves its own thread at this point.
archive

Roach Chu · Feb 28, 2026

Jacoren said:
Speaking of Persona 5, apparently there is a P5 fan "Visual Novel Series" titled "The Phantom Thief From Another World" starring the blatant self insert of the author being sent into the world of the game and one of the first things he does is to proclaim his love to one of the female party members in the game, Ann (she was sexually harassed by the first villain in the game, btw). And she doesn't seem to mind though.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQCzVhxZieE
Thoughts? I think the Persona community deserves its own thread at this point.
archive

The guy who made this also made brony self-insert fanfiction videos where his sister would voice-act his love interest (a pony ofc). He's well known for being incredibly autistic with way too much money to spend on his wish fulfillment.

Jacoren · Feb 28, 2026

Roach Chu said:
The guy who made this also made brony self-insert fanfiction videos where his sister would voice-act his love interest (a pony ofc). He's well known for being incredibly autistic with way too much money to spend on his wish fulfillment.

Lol. Well, time to dive into this rabbit hole, I guess.

Roach Chu · Feb 28, 2026

Since we're on the topic of Persona, I just remember this nutcase that used to be pretty infamous in the fanbase. He (or she?) had a bunch of different aliases on reddit, but mostly went by u/Upstairs_Ad2294. This guy was obsessed with mainly Ann Takamaki having cacophobia (the fear of ugly people) and murdering/torturing unattractive characters. He would constantly get banned from SMT subreddits for his insane posts, but continued spamming them with his ramblings under new account names.

He had a fanfiction account where he would write stories about female Persona characters being cacophobic too. The funniest one is about Rise and Mitsuru planning a mass shooting of ugly people.

Links:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42784035/chapters/107476203

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42784929

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42784740/chapters/107477628

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42784149/chapters/107476467

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42784302/chapters/107476770

ARCHIVES:

https://archive.ph/ykF6A

https://archive.ph/d28yk

https://archive.ph/c8Xlg

https://archive.ph/dAadf

https://archive.ph/dQ7Ov

Jacoren said:
Jacoren said:

I think the Persona community deserves its own thread at this point.

Click to expand...

Agreed, it's filled with insane people.

I REALLY hope that's yogurt...

Chandelier · Mar 4, 2026

Chapter 8 of that Bridgerton AU has been posted. True to form, the author has decided to make the token black woman the villain.

These authors really cannot stop making a black woman who legit did not do anything wrong as their stepping stone for the 'true' love between the white (wo)man and the Latino.

We are really leaning into (yet again) the Taylor Swift characterization where he's just so upset he was fooled, bamboozled and taken for a ride because the viscount is engaged to a Noxian princess. Lady Masemar should be congratulated for trying to stoke a race war.

In the background, Viktor and Vi are playing chess and he cannot help but think of Silco's words that he is a bishop in a grand game of chess (and not a knight, king or queen, I might add). Powder approaches them with a folded piece of paper of a game she used to play with the King. She showcases his abrupt decline and they end up figuring out that the King was poisoned after they arrived, and that Ambessa and Mel had brought the poisoned plant with them. We really are leaning into the Black Jezebel/villain thing, aren't we? They corroborate this with Cait, who had the plant tested by her doctor father, confirming that it is nightshade. Before they can talk further, someone approaches, and they hide the notebook. Viktor has a letter for him, and the messenger seems shocked that the three prior letters he received are all unopened. When he leaves, Viktor tells the others that the Kiramman ball cannot be postponed any longer and they have to prove that the King is being poisoned. Vi asks if they are going to be detectives and Viktor tells her that they cannot let the kingdom fall because of liars. He also says he was 'distracted by the viscount' because pretty men cannot be trusted.

We get some background info on Lord Hoskel: he loves beautiful women and attends his favourite brothel every Thursday, leaving his home unattended. She says she will pay someone to break into his house to gain incriminating evidence as she cannot do it herself lest she incriminate them all. Powder offers to dine with Heimerdinger and look into Salo, while Ekko will gather information from her maid. Viktor says he will go after the archbishop and then orders them to go to their rooms so they will not be harassed from Noxian soldiers. After they leave, he looks at his letters and can't stop thinking about Mel stealing his man. He thinks it is better if Jayce proposes to her because of the current political situation and how she's a far superior match than than an ugly duckling like him. Before he can mope further, he opens one of the letters that falls to the floor: a confession letter where he says that he is still his ally and not to listen to any rumours regarding him and marriage. He wants five minutes alone with our poor trans duckling. How could our boi resist such lovely words?
Viktor has a dream where he's in Zaun with Jayce. He's in their shared lab tinkering, and Viktor wonders why he is there. Jayce says he 'can't stop thinking about (him)' and they start kissing. This classic erotic dream has everything: the kissing, the heated touches, the barely-crossed line where you think he's going to take off some pants but doesn't. He tells him in this literal fever dream that Viktor is 'dying to read his letters' and 'you know how much I love you' before telling him to come back when he's ready so he can hear the truth. The dream ends, he wakes up, and then he masturbates.

> He didn't want to see the reality of his lonely hand
I think he just doesn't want to see how small it is, lmao

> Their tongues would be dancing awkwardly
Not the Tongues Dancing cliché!
> Gently pinching his swollen button
Stop calling the clitoris a 'button', thank you.
> Feeling the stretch as if they were Jayce's
Those itty bitty hands won't even come close to those yaoi hands.
> He brushed his scars with his fingertips
If he is expected to conceive and raise children, do they just have formula on hand? A wet nurse? Because it says a lot how they have surgeries like these for trans-related issues, but none for cancer or even dentistry. Logic.

> The orgasm came like a slow, searing wave
> The orgasm had passed like a wave
Redundant.
> The liquid warmth spilled over his fingers, down his thighs, soaking the sheets
Glad he still has Squirt Mode on. Who needs a fire department when he can put out those pesky grease fires?
> Leaving only wet sand
NGL, comparing your pussy to wet sand is certainly a choice.

> He wanted to see him broken...still touch him as if he was something precious
> Is tormented by the thought a black woman is stealing his man
It really does centre around the idea of Viktor being an NLOG who wants to be picked and gets upset - over a RUMOUR, mind you - that his precious viscount is marrying a darkie. How dare he get involved with that subhuman when that white flesh excites him so!

In the next scene, Viktor is at church. He can't stand Archbishoph Bolbok talking about the nature of goodness and moves around, hoping to get a better look at his necklace to confirm the Medarda plot. When he goes upstairs to reach the organ (she means the pipes; church organs are located on the ground floor), Jayce drags him into a utility closet and confronts him.

> Noticing the veins in the viscount's hands
I bet he's wondering if the ones in his dick are just as defined.
> He had no choice when all eyes turned on him, and even less when Lord Hoskel said aloud that they looked good together
All this build-up and we get the Token Black made the villain. These authors act as if she murdered their entire family.

> People might see you with a Zaunite, someone with cursed blood, as that author you all idolize here says
I wonder if Lady Masemar knows that saying such inflammatory language is the fastest way to break apart any negotiations. How much you wanna bet Masemar is Mel and that she delights in the chaos she causes?
> Your blood and my blood are the same. There's no difference
Wrong on two counts. For one, you are of the opposite sex. Two, you are different races. There are no differences until your mixed race child needs a bone marrow donor.
> That brochure said that your past love has returned and is ready to take the step that wasn't taken seven years ago
Obligatory:

I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: these people treat Viktor like he's a Taylor Swift character, wondering if he'll ever find his true love and how other women are 'stealing' the man meant for him. Keep at it and you might get an Eras tour.

Le gasp, the drama! Our star-struck lovers are having a tussle over a black woman interfering in their lives! Oh, whatever shall our rakeish viscount do?

Jayce sits beside Mel as they are getting interrogated by Bolbok and her mother. She tries to make small talk on his advancements in science, but he isn't in the mood to entertain her. He refuses to call her by her first name because of some slight; that he 'didn't know the rules' of high society despite his father being rather wealthy (remember that ballroom in Chapter 6? I 'member').

Similar to the show, Mel was exiled to Piltover, but instead of refusing to abide by her family's war-like tendencies, she failed at a business deal and fled to get her money back. She invested in Jayce as a brilliant scientist, and this is written as a terrible thing because she wanted a husband and didn't get one. Jayce, nobly, turned her down and felt used by her. Leaning into the 'Mel is Lady Masemar' bit, she notes that Caitlyn is of 'ill repute' and needs to become a wife - and note that while this fic says there is no homophobia or transphobia, lesbians cannot get married. Jayce defends his adopted sister from the mean black woman and Elora states that Viktor had arrived, but disappeared. Mel brings up that it's terrible what happened between him and the king, and Jayce interjects that there is no proof that he poisoned him (and really, he wasn't even NEAR his vicinity, so this logic is shoddy). She says that society is 'very cruel when rumours spread'. Then, the following exchange happens:

> Society wasn't cruel to you
She's right, by the way. Jayce's idea of 'cruelty' is losing his dad and becoming the de-facto head of his business without any problems.
> Someone suggested a marriage and then you fueled the rumour that I would propose
We're really going into Black Jezebel territory. Mel made up rumours to 'steal' a man she wasn't engaged to, and subsequently had her life ruined because of his rejection. Now she is seeking to continue ruining his life by stealing him away from his white love interest.

Look at that. She's saying the same shit Viktor did. He's stuck between two feuding ladies! Black sugar vs white sugar, what'll it be?

In the next scene, Powder is having dinner with Heimerdinger and Salo and she can't stand listening to him gloat. She asks him why Salo is so interested in her kingdom, to which he says that it has lots of natural resources and beautiful women. In the background, Ekko talks to Amelia, his maid, telling her that he can help her. Amelie, at first, isn't willing to budge, but at the sight of Powder's lapis lazuli jewels and the wealth she can give her, she start squealing - or better yet, Salo does. He says that he's a great friend of Ambessa and Mel, loves his fruitful business trips to Noxus and how it has so many beautiful things. Powder suddenly starts speaking in French - even though it isn't even a court language and Bridgerton is based in ENGLAND - and Salo thinks he's got her in the back. He invites her back to his home for an 'art gallery' looksie before Heimerdinger tells him to leave. Salo is shocked that such a sickly man told him off, but does as he is told. Heimerdinger starts grasping his chest and chokes, and everyone just stands around and does absolutely nothing. Amelie quietly tells Ekko that they burned most of the letters between them and the Noxians, but a few remain between the Archbishop and Ambessa. Powder fulfills her promise to give her the jewels for her cooperation, and Powder and Ekko leave. Ekko asks her how Powder knew Amelie said something to her, and she replies she doesn't want Amelie to suffer anymore than she already has.

We cut to Lady Masemar's new pamphlet and she's shitting on Viktor and how dangerous he is for the kingdom while Mel should be the one to marry Jayce. This tidbit only confirms that Masemar is Mel, or someone willing to run cover for her. This was the letter:

Dear reader,

Once again, Prince Viktor is the talk of the town, as not only did he surprise everyone by attending the Grand Father's service for the first time all season, but he also tried to speak to the viscount and excused himself to talk to Miss Medarda.

Curiously, during the night our king suffered another attack, which this time has left him unable to get out of bed or leave his chamber for anything in the world. The royal physician has insisted that he have no more visitors who might upset his health or mood. This is obviously directed at the princes of Zaun.

As has already been said, Prince Viktor is a dangerous piece for our kingdom.

This author is grateful that the viscount has reconsidered and turned his attention back to noble and talented people, such as Miss Medarda. I have no doubt that their engagement will be announced soon.

While we await their wedding, keep your eyes open, dear, and remember that the princesses of Zaun, however beautiful they may be, cannot be equally perfect. Perhaps that is why General Medarda offered her help to Piltover, for no one knows what Zaun might be planning.

Lady Masemar.

This, predictably, does not sit well with Viktor.

Why do you need to talk to Salo? He already thinks you're a slut, lmao

Look at that. The Token Evil Black Woman is evil! She's carrying the nightshade right out in the open.
> You are a general and I am a prince
A prince with no army, btw. She has the muscle - literally and figuratively - to push you around.

> A person with a ruined reputation and a guilty conscience would say that
People think he's guilty for poisoning a king and yet he's never been imprisoned and has never been questioned by the King's spies. You'd think a prince accused of assassination would be locked in a tomb, but he's walking out there in the open. Logic.
> The idea that Bolbok was Lady Masemar seemed absurbed to him
Egaz! The plot twist is revealed: Lady Masemar is being copied! Rumours are being spread without her consent! It's just like Twitter!

> Someone is impersonating her to defame Viktor
This prince accused of regicide is sure being treated fairly, even in public opinion, don't you think? He hasn't gotten his legs broken once.

> He had once trusted Mel
You just can't trust a nigga to do shit, eh?

> Be the black love interest
> The fandom can't stop writing you as an evil Jezebel who steals away the Latino from his 'cosmically fated' white man
> No one calls it out because they secretly enjoy it
Because making the token white man the evil colonizer is so booooooooooooring.

> The viscount will announce that you two are getting married
Le gasp! Whatever will our pooner prince do? He will be so devastated and will need a Victorian fainting couch for his troubles. Put some Taylor Swift or Ethel Cain on the gramophone, yeah?

The Frowning Friends are at it again with the Bitter Black Bitches...how will our cosmically ordained lovers deal with such heartbreak and scandal? Will our prince accused of attempted regicide suffer any consequences? What happened to that magic pen? Stay tuned for the next 12k words of bullshit.

The Alpha Male CEO fic keeps trucking on. No established chapter count has been given for this one unlike the one above, so we'll jus have to keep up with each installation.

Viktor is having a twenty-something mid-life crisis. The alpha male who came up and turned his life upside down in a place far from Bel-Air; he didn't spend all that time being a single mom and getting a PhD just to have Big Dick Supreme here ruin it. But the finger-fucking in the gala bathroom - only to be interrupted by Sky - has messed him up greatly. Our Alpha Male CEO, by contrast, has become gentler, more attentive, and one might say father-like, because his alpha male instincts are flaring up against Stinky Dmitri. Not that that matters because all our uwu omega can think of is getting fucked and pregnant with a fresh new litter of pups because who needs that PhD when you can be barefoot and pregnant?

That cursed heat. Days spent half-delirious, imagining Jayce with him. Jayce above him. Jayce inside him. Jayce fucking him until he saw stars and leaving him heavy and full and pregnant again—with a whole litter of little Benjis. It had been obscene.

True to form in these hetslop-not-hetslop stories, a power outage happens and our Alpha Male gets the chance to take off his t-shirt in the lab so our dainty, white, swan-necked omega can start drooling like Scooby-Doo:

> Sees a hot Latino DILF all sweaty and muscular in a darkened lab
> Drools like a thirsty bitch whose eggs are screaming to get fertilized
> Says that those muscles, body and physique are all 'masculine'
Oh so we DO know what masculine means. We know what a male is and what they look like. Compare that to the dainty, fragile, pale and smooth - with stretch marks! - skin of our uwu omega here, who is a woman in all but gender. It's not hetslop, it's Omegaverse!

> It had been one of the hottest encounters of Viktor's life
We're fulfilling the classic trope of the proud feminist dropping their panties the minute they see a masculine, hot guy. Works every time.
> Scent wrapping around him until he couldn't tell where he ended and the alpha began
Imagine if you were there taking a piss or a shit, and all you could smell was that Alpha Male scent. Would you be driven to rage in the presence of that scent like the Rage Virus? Would you want to get into the orgy? You're out here trying to take a dump and a pesky boner appears because of that alpha male scent, what would you do?
> He couldn't think about Dmitri that way
White men don't season they muscles, dicks, or scents

> His body had never been particularly strong, and pregnancy had taken a brutal toll on it
> Wishes he could get pregnant 3 more times despite these physical limitations because that Alpha Male scent drives him wild
Logic.
> Carried a massive baby thanks to 'absurd alpha genetics'
> Suffered no lasting damage to his spine or leg because that disability doesn't matter when it comes to childbirth
Logic.
> Eight months pregnant and swollen beyond dignity, feeling like a beached whale
Your leg must've been reinforced with the Iron Dome if it was able to take on all that weight. Note that he is only ever seen with a cane; pregnancy's physical side effects leave him with nothing more than ugly stretchmarks that he proceeds to enter a Taylor Swift lamentation on.

> Admits he feels used and ugly because of the difficulties of childbirth
> Endures societal pressure due to being a single mother, as sex before marriage is unacceptable in this universe
> Has a man willing to be a cuck and raise a child that is not his while the mother thinks about the sexy alpha male that impregnated them
> Admits no one measures up to him
I also have to laugh at how bioessentialist - a term these people hate seeing - this is. What do you mean that you are using the MGTOW 'virgins stick to you like superglue and you'll never compre to her first' rhetoric? What do you MEAN there's something primal about it and you are supposed to be monogamous and mate for life? What do you mean there's such a focus on virginity and how that purity is so important for pup bonding? Oh, and if 'no one measured up'...has he taken you to Dorsia yet?
The entire thing smacks of manosphere bullshit and yet it is coming from the mouths of genderspecial women whose progressive politics put them as the same sphere as the former. Horseshoe theory confirming.

> Boasts about making sure that he was seen with Dmitri so that Jayce could enter a jealous rage and reclaim his 'property'
> Later acts confused as to why he's doing this
No, really. He's acting like a teenager trying to bait an Alpha Male into action because he wants sexual competition. It's a very female way of doing things as she is getting two potential mates to fight over her. You don't need to write a thesis on it when it boils down to sperm competition.

> Perhaps he was jealous
> Jealous of what
??? Bitch, you just wrote about how his entire plan was to make Jayce jealous. Don't act retarded over shit you started.
> If Jayce had wanted to humiliate Dmitri, he would have done it openly
He did, though. He finger-fucked his omega in the bathroom. Guaranteed you could smell that slug slick on his fingers because he didn't wash his hands.

Here we go with the Taylor Swift-ification again: he laments how his body had been too thin, too angular, and too fragile, and that he was only valued for his virginity. Who could see the beauty in such an ugly duckling? He could've chosen any other omega who was healthy and had child birthing hips. Why, look at this poor NLOG who wants to be a Pick Me. Can't you see how pitiful he is, while getting insanely horny at seeing those abdominal muscles and wishing to get impregnated three times over? C'mon, cry a little - the disabled uwu omega can't get love!

> describes how his body is always painful and too narrow for the 'perfect omega'
> Still wants to get pregnant
> Admits that the alpha male only valued him because of his virginity
> Ponders how the alpha male could love such an ugly cripple who had no problem shitting out a big baby
Enough with this fucking Woe is Me bullshit. You've written it several times - hell, it's happening IN EVERY CHAPTER - and we get it. He's the Taylor Swift girl sitting in the bleachers hoping the star quarterback pays attention to her. The only difference here is that instead of Travis Kelce's lack of Superbowl rings, Jayce can smell his pup. One must wonder if stepfathers in this universe kill their adopted offspring like male lions do.

> Earlier laments on how he was too thin and disabled to be the desirable omega
> Brags about giving birth to a big baby
> A sentence later says he wasn't irresistible or beautiful
Fuck off, already.

Viktor, being the devoted 'mommy' that he is, allows Benji to sleep in his bed after Benji hears him sniffle. As he snuggles with his offspring in bed, all he can think of is how this kid is his only purpose for existing and living - even when his dreams were put on hold just to raise a child alone. It's rather insane how conservative these fics end up all sounding.

During the next scene, Viktor is having coffee with Ximena. He should be relaxing - Benji has made a new friend and they're racing remote-controlled cars - but he's torn between thinking of spending time with Stinky Dmitri and Jayce. Ximena asks him if he thinks Dmitri is 'The One', but we all know it's a lie. He wants the muscular Alpha Male CEO with the giant dick, not the white alpha who stinks like sour meat and who probably doesn't want to raise another man's child. Tonight is the night they're going to fuck, but it 'feels like an execution' and Ximena uses her Hispanic Mother powers to deduce it (these same powers didn't tell her that her son would have a mood disorder and would be incredibly sexist). Viktor then tells Ximena that he has been in contact with Benji's father, much to Ximena's elation. She asks if he plans on reintroducing the father back into his life, and Viktor shamefully says that it was a one-time thing. Sex outside of marriage is taken very seriously in omegaverse.

Viktor tells he that his boss is the father, and that he was the 'arrogant alpha' he fell in love with six years ago. She deduces he's falling in love with him again - I told you, this was predictable from the get-go - but isn't pleased upon hearing that the alpha male is a slut. He is rightfully worried that said slut would leave him for the next catch, but Ximena butts in and suggests that the alpha male is courting him due to the mood change. Ximena says her 'telenovelas don't have twists like this' when it's very much a Spanish telenovela without the pushing people out of wheelchairs bit and slap the maid bit.

The night with Dmitri starts off well - they have pizza, a nice date, and start initiating sex - but of course our uwu omega doesn't like Stinky Dmitri's touch. Dmitri tells him he's wanted him for long time, calling him 'delicate' and 'ethereal'. Dmitri says that he wanted to 'kill the bastard' who got Viktor pregnant, because he couldn't fathom something so 'pure' being ruined. Viktor has heat run through his body, but not from desire. When Dmitri says he is going to claim him, Viktor panics, because he's not that sexy Hispanic with the 12 inches - he's Stinky Dmitri. He is not allowed to touch that Slug Slick. Dmitri, to his credit, doesn't act like an animal unlike Jayce, and stops when told. He asks if he did anything wrong, and Viktor says it isn't his fault. Dmitri then tells him that he knows he is thinking about Talis and that he cannot compare; on top of that, Dmitri tells him that Jayce is not boyfriend material (true) and that when he finds out he has a son he 'won't look at him twice' (also true).

To rub it in, Dmitri tells Viktor that his post-pregnancy body doesn't make him as desirable; that he has has his 'delicate, pretty boy' status (keep a count on how many times 'delicate' is used for him, while Jayce is described as 'wild' and 'beastly'). Dmitri also says that most alphas won't accept another alpha pup - very MGTOW - and basically says Viktor is used goods. He is supposed to be seen as a disgusting villain, yet I take no issue with what he says here. He's only speaking the truth and doesn't want to get cucked.

Sobbing and snot-faced (literally) he thinks about how he fucked up and how Stinky Dmitri was right.

> That he was flawed, used, damaged; that no one would want him simply for who he was
Here we go again. You want me to play 'YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE' Taylor's version on full blast?
> That somehow he might get his fairytale ending
I knew this was going to happen from the beginning: sexist alpha male gets 'tamed' by the child he doesn't know is his, wants to settle down with the virgin he deflowered because he views them as 'perfection', and has a complete 180 when he becomes a family man. A literal 'I can fix him', but with Omegaverse.

> See him as damaged goods
You ARE damaged goods. Your disability was somehow more impacted and yet not impacted at all when you gave birth to that giant alpha baby. You're a single mother in a universe where single mothers are looked down upon because you are expected to mate for life.
> Only Jayce had ever looked at him and called him beautiful like he truly meant it
That's why he enjoyed popping that cherry and left the next day because he 'doesn't settle down' and doesn't want kids. Real romance right there.

Oh, and if you want some real insults to your intelligence, here's the end note for this chapter:

1. You wrote their first encounter as something entirely in Jayce's court. He lost his mind over that scent and got excited at the fact he was fucking a virgin. There was nothing more to it and your own textual evidence showed that.
2. He was captivated by how Viktor was an NLOG. He was reading a book in a crowded bar. Sure, you didn't mind the fact he had a cane, but you cared more that he was a virgin.
3. No, I am not thinking of them as 'fated mates' because your textual evidence doesn't show that. Jayce is a misogynist with anger issues to the point his own mother complains about it. You want your audience to believe that he can change that in the presence of his mutt? It doesn't work like that, ever. Your fanbase is just retarded.
4. 'This is canon whether you like it or not' - it reads like Taylor Swift's discography. It is an NLOG Pick Me who was taken advantage of by a hot, sexy alpha with a big dick. After getting pregnant, he swore Never Again, but then falls in love again because his mutt is appealing to the sexy alpha's paternal instincts despite said alpha never wanting children. It is your basic bitch hetslop, and the (currently) 311 comments praising it don't seem to get that.

He's 'walking perfection' but can't walk up the stairs, lmao.

How about some back-cracking fun for once? Oddwriter gives us some sexy physical therapy that'll make your plantar fasciitis pop! Lines for this fic include:
- Sobbing slick
- A look that turns his knees to rubber and his throbbing cunt to a waterfall.
- “I’ll be licking, sucking, and eating well tonight.”
- Skin slapping skin with sweet and slick music.
- yes! That! Live in me, fuck me always!

> His pale skin
We know he's white, thank you.
> His small cock peeks out underneath his hood
> Is immediately compared to the huge, thick, veiny MANLY cock
I keep telling ya, these comparisons are everything. Sexual dimorphism is a bitch.

> Toying with his small cock
You got that right.
> The dark curls, already coated in slick
There's the Tarzan pubes we know and love!
> Are you very popular with ladies?
Weird thing to ask if this is allegedly a gay man

> Gasp cuts him for when a thumb teases his small cock
??? You mean, "a gasp cuts him short"?
> All the sobbing slick Viktor can't contain
First we had 'his pussy drooled like a dog', now we have 'sobbing slick'. Add that for the records.
> A slick sound appears when the legs move
Like peeling apart a sweaty PB&J sandwich in the summer, eh?

> There's simply no better view than the cock hard and ready for Viktor's wet cunt
Especially when you compare that 'small cock' to that massive man one. It's almost as if one is an inferior copy compared to the real thing.
> Viktor's throat sing
In which he channels his inner Mongolian.
> I will have you so deep you will have a hard time keeping yourself quiet
> Fuck, it will go so deep. Stretch him out so good
Sorry, can you tell me how deep it'll go?
> You're so big, oh gods. Fuck. Eyes cross at the familiar stretch
Ah, there's the retarded cross-eye look. BTW, this sex dialogue is like watching paint dry. I've heard people get more anal on Hell's Kitchen.

> marks of possession. Marks he will treasure while they are there
*Strong hands will leave marks on his thighs, marks of possession; marks he will treasure while they are there
> His whole back arches off the table
So glad that the person who has a warped spine can bend it in a perfect C provided he gets his 'little cock' tickled.
> Others will know I'm fucking you deep and slow
You've said that three times already.

> Like he's literally trying to speak while his mouth salivates
So what you're saying is that he turns retarded when eating you out.
> Head is trapped between two pale thighs
> Pale legs
We know he's white, thanks.
> The gentle-roughness of his tongue dragging from bottom to the cock with a long, dedicated suck
Is he licking or sucking? Now I can't get over the fact he has a mouth like a lamprey.
> A look that turns his knees to rubber and his throbbing cunt to a waterfall
We've got sobbing slick and now a cunt gusher. Anything else?
> I'll be licking, sucking, and eating well tonight
Me when I try Panda Express

> Lets his cock slap that sweet innocent cockhead a few times to send Viktor into a blissful realm
He has to do that otherwise he'll develop dysphoria at the fact that tiny cockhead is smaller than Jayce's urethral opening.
> You're so huge MMMH-more
Me when I try out the claw machine to get the stuffed animal I like:
> Jayce begins to pound. Pound hard!
Stop! Writing! Your smut scenes! As if! It's! An informercial!
> Less than fifteen minutes later Jayce was fucking him up against the bathroom door to the coffee shop
They must be in a gentrified area because if they tried it in a Starbucks they'd be fighting a druggie trying to take an opioid-induced shit.
> Skin slapping with sweet and slick music
Guess they must be fucking to Shakira.

> A warm wet hand finds his cunt gushing and drags the fingers up the skin before he laps up the slick
Hope you're using paper towels on that table.
> He feels the bulge, the expanding of his skin as Jayce fucks in and out of him with rapid thrusts
Sobbing slick, cunt gushing and a Hispanic Hog bulge. What else?
> yes! That! Live in me, fuck me always!
I guess we're summoning the late Billy Mays here: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. DO YOU WANT YOUR BACK CRACKED WITH NONE OF THE HASSLE? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER. JUST SHOUT IN SIMPLE SENTENCES AND YOU'LL GET ME, BILLY MAYS, TO NARRATE THIS SHITTY SMUT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
> You're so huge, Jayce. I can feel my whole body stretching for you
You already said that with the Joe Biden shutdown mid-sentence.

> That's it. Feel all of me. Feel my cock stretch you out.
You already said that.
> He lifts his fingers to the small cock he's pressed against
One cock causes a belly bulge and the other 'barely' peeks out of its hood. School eraser to a bowling pin strikes again.
> He would flip Viktor in half and press deeper into him
Your balls are already against his ass. You can't go any deeper.
> Have Viktor reacquaint the visage of him folded like a pretzel
> He might have a sick body, but being compressed like so and with his pulsing cock inside of him was not what was going to do him in
Disability doesn't exist when you get a good dicking, got it.
> Drunk of overwhelm
*Drunk on overwhelm. Or just drunk.

> His hands clasp around his narrow waist
It's no, 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' but it's close.
> He will fix him and fuck him thoroughly whenever Viktor wants him too
*To. You might lose a steady income but that white pussy is something else, eh?
> Spraying Jayce's shirt and his training shorts with spots of slick and squirting
That isn't a 'spot'. His GTA firetruck squirt also gets on his shoes and he doesn't think to clean any of it for his next customer. Someone is getting a visit from the health department. Can't have another disabled person slip on that pooner cum and break a hip or something.
> His eyes roll back as Jayce keeps shooting into him
Suppose that's better than another type of shooting into a workplace. He does offer to clean Viktor up, but I doubt that gallon of semen spend isn't going to be cleaned up in five minutes. Jayce says he can pass off the pooner squirt on his shirt no problem, forgetting that people can smell it and note that the texture isn't water. Pooner slug slime also has a different consistency, so you're basically excreting it like a Portuguese man-o-war.

I haven't seen sex dialogue written like it's an informercial, so this author is the first to do that. It's almost queercatfan territory, but at least this one is somewhat humorous.

Aunt Carol · Mar 5, 2026

Was it here that we were discussing the weird boom in hockey RPF in the early 2010s or did I just have a really vivid dream again? Writers from different fictional fandoms just suddenly branched out into or completely changed over to hockey, like everyone knew who these Sports Guys were and had known all along. I remember being confused at the time, and because I wasn't following the authors on social media there wasn't a clear pathway, just bam! Hockey!

Anyway, pronoun-respecting but tireless Tumblr researcher Strange Aeons made a video finally explaining the phenomenon. It starts with a discussion of Heated Rivalry, but you can skip to about 6:13 if you just want the investigation:

Troon Whisperer · Mar 5, 2026

A similar mob is all over Formula 1 now as well, writing fic's about how Oscar Piastri gets his cheeks clapped by Lando Norris while the ghost of Ayrton Senna watches in horror.

Verdun_Salient · Mar 6, 2026

Roach Chu said:
Since we're on the topic of Persona, I just remember this nutcase that used to be pretty infamous in the fanbase

Jacoren said:
Speaking of Persona 5, apparently there is a P5 fan "Visual Novel Series" titled "The Phantom Thief From Another World"

Since we are on Persona, another odd fanfic from them I remember was Naoto the Nazi, see photo below,

https://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4969018/2/Naoto-The-Nazi

Site is kind of sketchy.

Chandelier · Mar 6, 2026

This fic was written as a gift for a shitty artist who charges $150 dollars for her pieces. This has been beta-read by stupidsarah, who wrote that Shania Twain haybale ho fic and who is popular for, 'his pussy flutters shyly'. Lines for this fic include:
- "You'll have to prepare this for me next time," he muses, pushing his thumb against that puckered asshole. "But your pretty, drooling pussy will work for now."
- Such a smart boy, yet all you want is your professor to fuck you stupid, huh?
- cum-brained mewling.

Nothing more masc and manly like having a bed full of stuffed animals. I'm sure the hookups you pick up at Grindr are happy to push aside the Squishmallows so he can close his eyes and go down on your Princess Peach.
> It had been a doozy
Obligatory Billy Mays reference: IT'S A DOOZY
> He needs to fuck Jayce. As soon as possible.
These can be blended together.

> His dark, thick facial hair and broad body are part of what really got him going
And your frail, tiny hands and collection of plushies are a nice counterpart to that.

> There's an obvious bulge brought on by Viktor's closeness
You ready for an elaborate description of that professor's penis?

> Always knew he would be big, but he's thicker than he had fantasized
> It's too thick for him to wrap his hand around
Now, is that because it's a Coke can dick, or because we're dealing with Size 4 hands? That's how uwu smol we're talking about here.
> It's a stunning cock. Long, dark, uncut, with a thick vein bulging under his foreskin
Oy vey, we respect the foreskin around here.
> I knew you would have a perfect cock
I, too, wonder how he walks around with that thing. He's gonna need a decompression chamber with all that blood heading south.
> Fuck, both men curse
> Both men
Lol. Lmao.

But is he shaved down there? Nothing like popping something the size of a Jawbreaker only to have it covered in pubic hair.

> Grips the sides of Viktor's face and begins to fuck it like a fleshlight
You are either a slut, homewrecker, depressed mess, or a fleshlight if you are trans Viktor. There are literally no other options. You're a collection of bonus holes that can somehow squirt like a firetruck, all day every day.

> Reaching to shove papers and his laptop aside to make room
Nothing like ruining your $700 laptop because you wanted easy pussy.
> Pulls Viktor's pants and underwear down and off along with his shoes
For people who insist, time and time again, to respect this character's disability, they seem find bending the rules (and limbs!) when it suits them. This individual who seemingly cannot go without their leg or back brace can walk fine without them. Logic.
> This cute little cock
A bottlecap compared to something the size of a forearm. The difference is stark.
> He pinches Viktor's engorged clit between his knuckles
Ouch.

> Continues pinching and pressing at his cock
Ouch.
> Good fucking boy. On your stomach
Keep this position in mind because he's going to do some handy gymnastics in the next few paragraphs.
> He arches his back
He physically cannot do that.
> You'll have to prepare this for me next time. But your pretty, drooling pussy will work for now
This is a real line. Also, are you sure it wasn't drooling like a dog?
> He nearly screams in the delicious mix of pleasure and pain
Cliché.

> Such a smart boy, yet all you want is your professor to fuck you stupid, huh?
> Cum-brained mewling
These are real lines. Beta-read, too.
> When Viktor tries to sneak a hand between his legs, Jayce catches it and pins it to Viktor's back
Mind you, he's already on his stomach, pressed flat against the desk. He physically cannot slip his hand under him. Sarah apparently couldn't catch this positional fuck up.
> Practically kissing his cervix
'Practically kissing' or smashing like it's the DOW Jones?
> His cunt tries to milk his cock
That pooner pussy is trying to milk that penis! What a phenomenal power play.
> Slaps Viktor's ass again
What ass?

> I've never done it like that
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuut the totally gay FTM has never done anal? What kind of blasphemy is that? You are not a true homosexual male if you have not tried anal once. You mean to tell me this FTM exclusively prefers vaginal sex and only agrees to it when her sexy professor suggests it, while never asking to have it done on himself despite ALSO allegedly being gay?

Sounds like the G-spot gets the green light provided it ain't a finger up his own ass. No G-fuel out of my gooch!

In a classic dead dove move, a fan-favourite gets made a rapist again when he stalks his victim from his own rape recovery meetings. 'In all timelines' is literal, even if your intended has PTSD every time they see your face. Lines for this fic include:
- I’ve been wondering, who taught you to take a cock so well? Was it your daddy?
- "Or was it a brother? Did they bend you over a car seat? Hand you some toys to hug while they fucked this pretty ass of yours?"
- Your body wants to apologize to me. It knows it wronged a god.
- C’mon baby, you can do it. I believe that there’s still something in that little head of yours. If you have enough energy to hate me, then do something else with it. Say you like my cock in your ass. That you love when I hurt you.
- He’d never forget that he had to fuck himself raw on a God’s cock, and that he’d cum from receiving a God’s blessing.

It also ends with our beloved rapist plotting to kill an innocent black woman. These shippers just can't stop fantasizing about murdering blacks who get in the way of their ship.

We start from Jayce's POV as he rotates through his ever-revolving crowd of victims and delights in the utter ruin he inflicted upon their lives. He calls his rape victims his 'Loves', and admits he gets turned on by their desperation, fear and hate. He gets harder when their 'pretty moans' turn into screams, and laments how Viktor, his favourite, got away thanks to the help of another. He loves a fighter, and he doesn't like how that bony twink escaped him. He wants him to pay for that 'insult', and that includes visiting him in the hospital after raping and beating him so severely he'd 'never forget how his cock felt'. Jayce views Viktor as an infected sliver he has to cut out, and his other rape victims simply do not compare to him.

At the therapy meeting, Viktor struggles to speak because all he can think about is his rapist's hot mouth and cock. Lo and behold, the man with the soft-spoken voice at the meeting is none other than Jayce, who uses his niceties to get closer to his victim. Viktor, in true FTM fashion, is left visibly scarred at the hands of the well-endowed cis man; he's afraid of going outside or having people look at him too long, with a long, gnarly scar around his neck from the knife. A shame he cannot take a page from his trans sisters and learn how to fist fight cops and take a few bullets before going down. The sheer irony of writing this,

Men scared the shit out of Viktor, but Jayce didn’t. It felt silly, considering he barely knew him, but he radiated softness in a way that Viktor had never felt before.

While insisting that Viktor is a man inside and out is not lost on me. He clearly was not seen as a man by his rapist, the same one currently acting all nice and sweet so he can butter him up to rape again. Viktor continues to struggle with the trauma: he cannot handle total silence or loud noises because he cannot hear his attacker approaching; he cannot listen to his favourite songs as he associates them with the rape, and details how he triple locks his doors and sticks a chair under the knob to make sure no one gets in. No doubt our rapist here is taking notes.

Viktor does not feels safe inside or outside - Jayce makes the remark that his 'body isn't happy no matter what' - and is thankful that a passing jogger saved him from his well-endowed attacker. Said well-endowed attacker didn't just leave cuts with his knife on his ribs, he also tore out his vagina and he had to have ice packs placed near the area as it bled for days. He struggles with understanding the dynamics of being disgusted with the man's penis inside him while also struggling to come, something he was close to doing before he was rescued. He acknowledges his rapist's hands were 'practiced' and that he had to have done it before; rather than be horrified at that statement, he feels a little sexual thrill. Never mind the fact that this rapist murderer has killed upwards of a dozen people, male and female, putting him on the Green River Killer's level. To add insult to injury, and bringing up the common theme in FTM lives, is that Viktor was raped as a child in his own bedroom. It's amusing to compare and contrast how MTFs think everyone is popping boners at their mere presence, while FTMs just get raped. Nothing to make of that, I'm sure.

Jayce, ever the male feminist therapist, asks Viktor if he's okay and needs a 'check-in' before heading out. Viktor doesn't like men (and how does he know they're men, again?) checking him out, but Jayce makes him feel 'safe'. In a twist the universe must take delight in, Sky calls him and tells him she cannot drive him home as something came up with her family. Jayce offers to pay for a cab (no red flags are raised for him riding in the cab with him to his home) before deciding they can walk home alone together. Viktor inwardly chastises himself for being so 'fucking stupid' for walking home alone twice. Now he can make it a Lucky Three and get raped a third time.

Turns out they decide on the cab, and Viktor keeps telling himself that Jayce is totally safe, unlike those creepy men in cabs (again, how do you know they're men? And what kind of men?). When they arrive to his apartment he asks Jayce if he can stay by him as he punches in the code to his apartment, which is a nice way for your rapist to learn how to get in in the dead of night. But that's OK, though: Jayce is large, handsome, and like, totally safe, no red flags raised at all. He even saves him from an epic fall when his cane catches in the pavement! Wew, what a gentleman! He also picks up his belongings that fell out of his bag and escorts him all the way to his apartment. After exchanging plenty of thank-yous and words of appreciation, they part - but not before Viktor notes that 'no one' could get all the way up to the top floor and that his building is mostly empty. Of course, the big twist is that he lost his keys and Jayce is waiting outside under the trees with them.

Jayce has been scouting Viktor's apartment for weeks, as his dastardly obsession has spiraled into making him The One. He hates being 'nice' as a cover and just wants to rape away. Luckily for Viktor, his love knows no gender because he wants to sacrifice him like a Red Heifer:

Gods needed offerings to feel fulfilled, and Viktor had denied him one. Gods also needed sacrifices, which Viktor could give him instead. Who needed lambs, when he had someone like Viktor? His blood would be sweeter than a ram’s, and no angel would save him this time.

He’d dealt with that false angel a few nights ago. The police would be finding pieces of him for at least a few months. The amount of trash bags he’d gone through was unbelievable, and his knife had had to be resharpened by the end of it. Its edge had been nicely honed for tonight, and he was going to finish what he’d started. He didn’t plan on taking Viktor’s life, because that wouldn’t feel right. It would be letting him off far too easily.

He then talks about how 'mortals never denied a God like (him)' and how he totally doesn't see himself as human but an agent of Lucifer, or something. He also says that Viktor cannot atone for his 'sins' and can't suck his cock because he's too big and his prior victims could only do it when he was soft. He says that 'being broken by him is a privilege of the highest honour' and how he's such a sinner AND ordained by God that the cops have no choice of catching him.

He makes his move to crawl up Viktor's apartment building like he's Altair, hood up and ready to rape. He has Viktor's keys and his keycode that he uses to unlock the main apartment door to scout the lobby. The building is old and doesn't have any cameras, which really makes you wonder why it doesn't if it's in a run-down area. Even 'Little Iraq' in Chicago has cameras. Ring cameras can be easily installed.

Jayce tries not to sprint down the halls to epically kick down his door a la Jack Bauer because he needs to save that energy for his 'offering'. He knows the apartment is largely empty and is in an area where is someone screams during the night, no one would give a shit. Jayce enters his apartment and notes little nightlights everywhere because Viktor is afraid of the dark. He laughs to himself because it makes it easier to navigate his apartment. The apartment is not exactly dirty, but it isn't exactly clean, and as soon as Jayce sees Sky as his screensaver on his PC the first thing he wants to do is chop up that nigger and put her in a garbage bag. But before he can think about the logistics of that, he hears Viktor listening to an ASMR video that has put him dead asleep.

Jayce brushes a hair strand away from his face - while noting what kind of earrings he'd wear in his coffin - before whispering, 'Hi baby, did you miss me?' Viktor tries to scream but our Latino rapist slaps a hand over his mouth and applies pressure to the scar over his neck. He isn't wearing gloves because he 'needs to feel this' and he wants his Love to cum before he plunges a knife in their neck. He mentions that his first kill had been a girl who screamed too loudly so he choked her out. He tells Viktor that if he keeps struggling he'll break his neck, something he says he doesn't want. He also says he couldn't stop thinking about him and how he was the 'best body he's ever felt' in his time. He tells him he took his fun away from him as he was supposed to lie there and take it, and that if anyone dares come to save him if he screams again is going to end up at the bottom of a river with a cement block tied to their feet. Very mafioso.

Jayce then threatens Viktor that he'll brutalize Sky so badly they'll never identify her - because we needed more confirmation that Jayviks hate the Token Blacks - and when Jayce removes his hand he begs our 'God' here not to hurt her.

Ow, the edge. Our Latino rapist has decided to become Ramsay Bolton and skins this sack of bones like a chicken.
> Hugging the curves of his body
What curves?
> Thin scars lined both his pectorals as well, and faded to a light pink
> It's a shame I never got to see you with tits
It's not transphobia when WE do it, sweaty~ You can make comments like these all you want provided you're hot and have a big dick.

> I'm going to leave a little mark right here. One for every day you made me wait
So...he's just going to leave marks a bit bigger than self-harm scars. OK.
> Lovers would start to squirm when he got too aggressive with his teeth, or he'd fuck them without any kind of prep
Sounds like antibiotic resistant syphilis needs to make an appearance.

> He might as well have been moving a paper doll
> They might as well have been pure bone
Well, because he is. He's a skin-and-bone, Eugenia Cooney-looking pooner. A tea bag would knock him over.
> He preferred when they were whole
Wow. You can make ableist comments all you like provided you're a sexy rapist!
> You don't get to have either leg work properly
Enacting violence against disabled people is acceptable and sexy provided you've got Pretty Privilege.

> The single prick from his thigh running down his leg like a little red tear
> The skin there was smooth and white, and parted like a flower as Jayce dragged his flesh through it
When you're flaying someone, it's not going to be a 'little red tear'. You're parting the top layer of skin from fat and muscle. It's gonna bleed, and there's gonna be screaming.
> Peeling up the lower layer of tissue like curled paint
> The sound was unpleasant, like pulling the skin off of a raw chicken
The flesh isn't going to curl like that because it's still filled with blood. It's gonna be like a floppy, meaty piece of Jell-o. His fat and muscle will be exposed and he'll probably pass out from the pain. Since he has little muscle and fat to begin with, you'll be hitting bone.

> Beautiful, smooth flesh with perfectly cut edges
My man is embracing his cartel heritage.
> Who taught you to take a cock so well? Was it your daddy?
> Young kids aren't my thing, but you would have been
Oh, so he's a pedophile on top of that. Can't wait for the call out threads on this like the ones they make for Jay Chou.
> Hand you some toys to hug when they fucked this pretty ass of yours?
What a fucking insane thing to say.

> Gets raped as a child
> Transitions into a man to avoid rape
> Gets raped again by their boyfriend
> Gets raped a third and fourth time by a pedophile rapist Mexican
Such is the day in the life of an FTM.
> Using the spit on his fingers as lube
Why not the blood?

> Your body wants to apologize to me. It knows it wronged a God
I wonder how that God will react when an ICE agent shows up.

Yes, we have an anal rape scene. This monstrous piece of man meat shoves its way inside a virgin asshole and predictably tears it open to the point streaks of blood end up on this man's penis. The victim ends up screaming louder from this than from being flayed.

> Say you like my cock in your ass. That you love when I hurt you. Tell your God that you're happy about it
This is a real line.
> I want to cum in this cute ass, so you better do a good job
So is this. Can't help but notice that these people always infantilize the disabled man. Hell, if you were a normal person writing about how you wish a trans man 'kept their tits', you'd be burned alive. It's OK if the circumstances are right. If your pedophile rapist is hot, you can get away wit anything, including flaying and anal rape!
> Fuck, his hole was tight. Jayce could see thin streaks of blood along his shaft, easing his way in
Looks like both holes need to be sewn up for his safety.
> He'd never forget that he had to fuck himself raw on God's cock, and that he'd cum from receiving a God's blessing
I'm sure him taking PrEP to avoid 'God's Gift' is a nice bonus, too.

> The noise in the room was just plain obscene
You sure you're talking about him touching his clit, or the fact he's got lobs of flesh flip-flopping around?

> The blood from his ass was going to stain his sheets
Are we forgetting that you also sliced a few tendons?
> Good luck going anywhere with your legs
On top him wishing he 'could've seen his tits' to saying that he's going to make the other leg unworkable, this shit would be seen by outsiders to be 'problematic'. A Latino butchering and raping a disabled trans man would be a story they'd want to bury; here it's celebrated because it's 'dead dove'. On top of that, we have our dastardly MS-13 inches here promising to kill the token black character.

> The wound in his leg wasn't going to bleed him out
> A severed tendon left alone for that amount of time was a lost cause
He tied Viktor to his bed and hopes there will be no infections despite the fact he will absolutely get one thanks to bed sores.
> He'd lose the leg, and he'd think of his god every time he had to put on a prosthetic or wheel himself through a door
You can abuse disabled characters all you like provided it's A) workaround heterosexual yaoi or B) the rapist is hot.

Poor Sky, man. She only exists and these authors want to rip out her teeth and have her be brutally murdered. This is up there with the 'Mel gets her organs harvested' fic. Maybe black fans are onto something when fics like these appear less to be 'dead dove' than a kind of racial/gender fetish where their faves get to murder innocent black people. They aren't called JayviKKKs for nothing.

Dioscums continues to deliver with her PornHub titles. She swears that if she were put in a room alone with this man, 'he'd come out pregnant'. I don't think your slug slime is capable of insemination. Lines for this fic include:
- his pussy possessed by the need to know how well an XXL-sized cock would fit inside him.
- He's so thick that the older man feels tears prick his eyes from the sheer stretch his pussy is subjected to
- To think this simple barrier will be separating him from his hot, virile manhood and fresh spunk.
- He should let him partake in his ass like the rest. He hasn't had his other hole fucked in... well, forever. He might as well declare himself untouched from how much he's been avoiding having to use the front during intimate moments.
- Oh, how wonderful it must be to have his ass plugged by such a massive thing. Perhaps he could come inside his cunt and proceed to fuck his ass right after, stuffing both sides beyond fullness that he can feel the ghost of it running down his thighs days later.
- It's a shame that he can't feel himself getting stuffed deep by such fertile cum.
- The tissues trembling in anticipation of him glutting on his slick
- His concern is immediately washed away by an eager tongue madly flicking around the tunnel of his pussy.

> gropes his chest and frantically jerks at his swollen little cock
'Little cock' is right. Chiclet to a police baton.
> He can't ignore the breeze in between his legs and can feel his slick trickling from his hole
No, that's not KY lube. That's true and authentic pooner slug slick at the wonderful old age of 60, long past menopause and long after he would've had all the lady parts yeeted after testosterone frying them. It's nice to fantasize about getting wet and gooey long after Aunt Flo has retired, eh?

He owns the entire apartment, mind you. He keeps no cash around and bought pizza from an app that magically does not require payment up front on the phone. Even DoorDash requires you to pay on their app directly.

> If he wanted he could easily subdue Viktor with barely any effort if the size of those arms simply aren't for show
You are a 60-year-old dried up chicken leg. No shit this man in his physical prime can chuck you like a spear. Please go on about sexual dimorphism and how that makes your slug slick slither right out.
> Somehow, the thought of some young, attractive stranger gaping at his dripping cunt is making him wetter
I'm simply surprised that this 60-year-old made it that long on T and that the 'mangina' isn't dried up like Somalia's deserts. It really is magical, resisting the physical effects of time.

Like I said, he owns that entire building, all the floors included. He doesn't keep cash on him for whatever reason and can hobble around to get a dollar bill for our Hispanic Hunk. He's $6.99 short...but unlike the stock market, he has just the thing to keep it from crashing.

> I've never tried sleeping with an old man before
Luckily for you, it's not an old man! You don't have to deal with look at an old, wrinkly scrotum but a fresh, smooth labia that remains untouched by Father Time, transition included. A 60-year-old with a pussy like Niagara Falls is legendary. Hope he's got a Pokeball for that Shiny.
> He's so taken aback by the audacity of being manhandled that he drops his can on the ground
You weigh less than a KFC meal bucket. Pretty sure an Indian ringneck could manhandle you.
> He boldly wraps a hand around his waist
Oh, are we doing the 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' but with ONE hand, now?

> Jayce could be a serial killer for all he knew
Unless he kills a nigger or two.
> His labia
They're fine using this term, but not 'vagina'. Very masc, shoving an XXL cock inside a wet pussy at the grand old age of 64.

> Vividly feeling Jayce's massive bulge tenting down his pants
> Perhaps we should take off your pants
> Want me to take off my pants already
Sounds like you need to take off your pants.
> Massive hard cock flushed and angry at the tip as it springs up to attention - seriously, how is he so big?
Someone has to bring you the 13 inch garlic bread - extra cheese included.
> Pretends his cunt isn't gushing slick in preparation for the long and thick length inside him. He wants Jayce to pound him so hard that the head bruises his cervix
Go ahead. You'll be getting your 401 in the ER. They're always 'bashing' or 'bruising' the cervix while screaming and crying when theirs gets pinched.
> The tufts of hair framing Jayce's cock
Look at that, the Tarzan pubes have returned!

> Begging with his body for more as his hand immediately steadies him by wrapping around his waist
This makes me think his hands are so huge he's just walking around in DK mode. A single finger is like those foam fingers you see at baseball games.
> His other hole wouldn't cooperate, normally as dry as a desert and only rewarding his partner with maybe a few beads of slick
So he prefers anal (very masc), and has to prepare to take a dick up the ass because his T addled pussy is dry. Lo and behold, he finds a hot, virile, masculine pizza boy with an enormous dick and those 64 years are now 24 and he's ready to be bred.

> He takes his wallet from his back pocket ands pulls out an XXL condom
> Makes a joke about whether it's big enough for Jayce
Lol. Those 'magnum dong' condoms are usually for those with 7-9 inch penises and 4 inches in girth. We know he's larger than that; at least twice the size. You might as well use saran wrap.
> His pussy possessed by the need to know how well an XXL sized cock would fit inside him
This is a real line.
> To think this simple barrier will be separating him from Jayce's hot, virile manhood and fresh spunk
So is this. Looks like we know that penis = man when it comes to virility and fresh spunk, and pussy = anyone when we need a wet hole.

> It's a little loose from him shoving a silicone dildo up in there an hour ago
So he should have no problem taking the equivalent of a SWAT battering ram up there.
> He can only hide his face behind both of his hands
Very masc, acting all shy and cute instead of the MILK with the waterfall pussy.
> May I fuck your pussy? Sorry, is it okay if I call it that?
We can do away with the long-term affects of testosterone on the vagina, but what we cannot do away with is

respecting

pronouns

> He should let Jayce partake in his ass like the rest
Gee, I wonder why the 'front hole' doesn't work properly and is 'dry as a desert'. Surely there cannot be an explanation for it.

> He feels the head of Jayce's cock splitting him open
> It's just the tip but it feels so big and heavy
Literal definition of a Subway footlong.
> Jayce can't be that good in bed
You just waxed poetic about how no man has ever made your pussy so wet. You might as well stick with the hunky pizza boy working his magic.
> There's a reason why Viktor doesn't let anybody inside his other hole. It's stingy and hard to please
It's dried out and rough like sandpaper thanks to the testosterone you've been guzzling for 40 years. Even the Iron Dome can't penetrate that entrane.
> He's so thick that the older man feels tears prick his eyes from the sheer stretch his pussy is subjected to
This is a real line.
> Viktor has never taken anything as big as Jayce in either of his holes. Oh, how wonderful it must be to have his ass plugged by such a massive thing
This is a real line.

> I'm not even all the way in and I've already hit your cervix
> Do you want me to keep going
You can't. You are not shoving your way inside a cervix.
> Viktor has never been wetter in his entire life
Almost as if his 'stingy pussy' hears the call of Nature and is submissive and breedable.
> You know my friend - hoh - gave me this condom in hopes that I get laid since my girlfriend dumped me
I'm surprised he hasn't gotten recommendations on Grindr - since he's a 'gay man' and all.
> Just to thrust inside his ass all the way to the hilt
Without lube? That condom is going to tear.
> He watches Viktor's pussy convulsing, his labia absolutely soaked as slick runs down his thighs and plugged up ass
Well at least some oil is getting through his Strait, eh?
> His balls slapping pale skin until it turns pink
So his ass is getting the Peppa Pig treatment.

> He feels his insatiable pussy quiver again
This is up there with 'his pussy fluttered shyly', 'it drooled like a dog' and 'you are turning me into an anal slut'.
> It's a shame that Viktor can't feel himself getting stuffed deep by such fertile cum
This is a real line.
> Breathless in the face of Adonis himself
Mm yes, he's such a statue, a Gigachad with a gigacock. Pure honorary Aryan status ready to head into Agartha.

> His body is an actual sculpture
"He has the physique that would make a sculptor weep"
> The tissues trembling in anticipation of Jayce glutting on his slick
Another real line.

You don't know you have a mole near your labia? Have you never shaved, waxed or trimmed the area at all?
> His concern is immediately washed away by an eager tongue madly flicking around the tunnel of his pussy
If he keeps at it, he can find where the Pentagon budget went.
> It's like he's on the verge of releasing in a completely different manner
Look at that. The sexy pizza boy is about to get a whole new flavour of topping!

> Clear liquid begins to splash all over him and Jayce's face
A 64 year old silver fox spraying like the youth? Damn, maybe more AFABs should get sexy pizza boys to service them!
> Spread his loose pussy with two fingers
Ah, the Size 4 porn spread.
> Viktor can no longer locate his rationality. It seems Jayce might've fucked it out of him midway
AKA he was 'fucked stupid', as the hentai tag goes.

> You can't tell me that I've repaid you enough for that $6.99 with what little we've done
That $6.99 is integral to the war effort, son. We have to keep the economy afloat.
> His dick filling with blood once more
> The other absentmindedly circles his deflating cock
??? Whose cock is deflating? Jayce? You just wrote that he was getting hard.
> Jayce begrudgingly pulls out before stuffing his head in his awaiting ass
> He moans like a cheap whore
You're gonna be crying like an expensive one once you find out you've got gonorrhea.

> Feels the cervices of his ass being painted with hot seed
Nice. That's still not going to erase the fact you're likely to get an STD.
> His cock begins to deflate
Again?
> Viktor's ass and pussy dripping with his cum
Any more and the FDA will wonder where all this unregulated milk is coming from.
> He participated in unsafe sex
You don't have to worry about pregnancy, but you'll be giving birth to a different kind of entity, too. Very masc to take PrEP at your age.

They end up talking and Jayce says it's worth it even though he will get docked pay. Viktor says he feels bad about that, and asks if he enjoys working at the pizzeria. He says no, and Viktor offers him a new job that requires hard labour and offers good pay and insurance - extra toppings included.

The author's note ends up being longer than the smut scene itself:

> It feels like entering puberty again
So this would make it the third time, eh?

That's sweet, until he has to start wiping his ass when he turns 75. People that young marrying geriatrics don't do it for love - they do it for money. Thanks for the new quotable lines, though.

Tigercristabel continues with her fairy AU, but with a noticeably darker twist: she had 'wonderful art' that she commissioned from a pedophile, omegajay, AKA omegah0ney, the one who wrote that pedophile rocker AU fic while claiming she was raped at 6 years old. Needless to say, I am now forever side-eyeing her because people who associate with pedophiles willingly and knowingly are pedos-by-proxy. This was the art, and thankfully, it is SFW:

Totally masc and not at all creepy.

> His husband didn't seem to mind the inevitable outcome each morning
> The bond was meant to be a boon
Is it? I can't tell.
> To a human it seemed a cruel punishment
You don't say.

Fairies are not allowed to leave the house once they pick a man for marriage, because a magician might find them and make them a sex slave. No, really. Their only destiny is to get married, get abused or raped during said marriage, and then walk on eggshells so they won't suffer fairy domestic violence. What fascinating worldbuilding.

He says that he loves the fact that Jayce is a 'good man', but the textual evidence says otherwise. This man lost his shit when he was talking to Caitlyn in the previous chapter.

> They weren't the only part of his body fluttering
Is his pussy fluttering shyly?
> What shouldn't have felt natural was the slight disappointment he felt
> It was baffling, there was nothing wrong with him
When the crippled fairy gets rejected because his bound-by-blood bedicked husband is too tired for sex:

> Guilt over ruining Jayce's life by saddling the human with Viktor as a bride
> Admits he's falling in love with his jailor, meaning Jayce isn't affected by this at all
> Thinks the human being nice to him is a way to 'reclaim power' because fairies are literally meant to be sex slave tradwives
I wish I was joking about this entire thing.
> He had the terrible luck to be married to a good man
> Proceeds to mention all the ways he's not a good man
> Feels relief that said 'good man' imprisons him
> Admits the only way to break the impossible bond is to have a child
All this because a man saved a butterfly from being eaten by a spider.

>He knew part of it came from his freedom being thwarted
What freedom? You never had any.
> He was in love
Really? I couldn't tell.
> Jayce would be angry to have been denied his full reward and use his power more cruelly
Just a few paragraphs ago, you called this person a 'good man'. This author contradicts herself constantly and she'll do it even in the same sentence.
> He wouldn't take it out on him
> Jayce lost his shit and blamed his insolence on him in the prior chapter
> A sentence later says that if he does gets mad, it's his fault and he deserved it
Holy gaslighting, Batman.

> It was Jayce who had all the power, how dare the hypothetical man get angry at him for clinging onto the few scraps he had available
??? He DID get mad, and you sat there and cried about it. Totally masc behaviour for a totally male fairy.
> Theirs was a marriage of service...there seemed little room for true feelings
You just wrote that he was falling in love with his jailor. PICK A GODDAMN STRUGGLE
> A child was the only thing he knew would break the own
> He'd be forced to become a single mother in fairy-land and that's no good
The worldbuilding in this is so retarded I don't know whether to laugh or get mad. It's just that bad.

> Not that he wasn't apprehensive
I just read several paragraphs of you being apprehensive, you fucking idiot.

> The man's pace was naturally faster than his own
Helps when you don't have a bum leg that can't be fixed with fairy magic.

> He could follow the hand-holding order that hadn't yet been rescinded
If he told you to jump in front of a train, would you do it?

Oh yeah, he just casually said The Evil Word and knocked our fairy out. If he says specific words he can summon mages who'll mass rape the fairies. I'm being dead serious about that.

> He was certain Viktor was one of the most beautiful people he'd ever seen
> Is drawn like a child who got infected with the T-virus
Nothing like ending the world for your basic bitch white chicken meat.

> I didn't want to ruin it, you were so excited, I thought it could wait
Nothing like prioritizing the feelings of someone else over your own. Very masc behaviour.
> You're not like that, Jayce
> Proceeds to show how he is indeed like that

> The flames inside him snapped
Flames don't snap. They crackle.
> When they ran out, Viktor's strings seemed to snap, and he wilted, breathless, unable to look Jayce in the eyes
Nothing like a male feminist getting righteously mad at a vow that gives him all the power and privilege while you claim you have to do it because...you were rescued from a spider that nearly ate you. Fairies are usually more manipulative and nastier in folklore, going so far as kidnapping children, but here he marries himself to a man, becomes his tradwife, and has to do it or else he'll be raped by Gigachad magicians. Amazing worldbuilding.

> You must be capable of making your own decisions, right?
No, actually. He told you as much that he can't leave the house or be seen as humans as they might attack him. Are we forgetting the Caitlyn incident? It seems we have because Jayce got really fucking mad at him for sputtering in front of Cait.
> I'm not opposed
"Yeah I might be a crippled fairy who has a 'walking stick' but I can give birth just fine."
> I like my walking stick and my brace
*Cane. Walking stick suggests you picked it up from the forest floor. He walks with a cane.
> I like my blanket and other dresses
So very masc, liking your blankie and dresses and corsets and ribbons and makeup and babymaking and...anything else I'm missing?
> You has been too perfect
This was beta read.

> The bond is one of the most powerful forms of magic out there, but it cannot force me against my nature
The overarching theme is that magicians hold all the power, despite fairies being literal representations of the Arcane, and if they aren't careful they are made eternal sex slaves who are only used for their reproductive purposes. What should be the most violent forms of sexism there is is literally dusted with fairy dust and written as romantic.
> I love you, with or without the oath that binds us, in every lifetime, in every possibility
Oh? I couldn't tell. No, really: there is virtually no chemistry between these characters. They're awkward and fumble around by the skin of their stereotypical teeth. What function does Viktor have to the plot aside from being a tradwife who needs to pop out a baby to break a magical bond? Nothing. He does nothing at all. As for Jayce, when he isn't having BPD meltdowns he doesn't do anything either. These characters are nobodies slapped with familiar names and you are supposed to cry and blow your noses at their 'beautiful bond.'

> He swooped in and made it all better
Lmao where? It doesn't help your case that you got a literal pedophile to draw for you. I suppose the art matches the writing, and the writing matches the mentality: someone with arrested development who claims to love disabled people but loves throwing them in cages and forcing them to eat dog food off the floor.

Aunt Carol said:
It starts with a discussion of Heated Rivalry, but you can skip to about 6:13 if you just want the investigation:

I said this in the yaoi thread, but in the New Yorker article written on fujoshis, the author discovered that Rachel Reid's entire series started off with Steve/Bucky fanfic. She just race swapped Steve while Ilya is clearly Bucky in his Winter Soldier getup. The current mob of fujos descending on Hockey RPF is due to two things: 1. to 'tame' and 'queerify' a traditionally masculine sport, and 2. Heated Rivalry popularizing hockey.

Here's one fic with FUCK ICE right in the tags:

This one was orphaned - a nicer way of saying 'abandoned' - in real time. When I refreshed the page, their name was removed.

This one wasn't even proofread or edited. It just has the ship name as a title.

> Gay sex
> Penis in vagina sex
Very homosexual. I'll tell you that the shitty writing gave me AIDS, though.

In a rare twist, a different kind of trans: the GOCK witch.

Here's the 'hot and sexy' goth witch, done by the author's hand:

How about Santa Claus fucking Light Yagami?

A classic FTM tale of...omegaverse and child rape.

Troon Whisperer said:
A similar mob is all over Formula 1 now as well, writing fic's about how Oscar Piastri gets his cheeks clapped by Lando Norris while the ghost of Ayrton Senna watches in horror.

Max Verstappen is rather popular.

Aunt Carol · Mar 6, 2026

Chandelier said:
The current mob of fujos descending on Hockey RPF is due to two things: 1. to 'tame' and 'queerify' a traditionally masculine sport, and 2. Heated Rivalry popularizing hockey.

Oh, for sure, but I meant that previous wave of hockey RPF in 2010-2012ish. That one was a mystery to me. There's new blood now, but I think a lot of groundwork was laid then, and reactivated now.

Thiletonomics · Mar 7, 2026

Aunt Carol said:
Was it here that we were discussing the weird boom in hockey RPF in the early 2010s or did I just have a really vivid dream again? Writers from different fictional fandoms just suddenly branched out into or completely changed over to hockey, like everyone knew who these Sports Guys were and had known all along. I remember being confused at the time, and because I wasn't following the authors on social media there wasn't a clear pathway, just bam! Hockey!

Anyway, pronoun-respecting but tireless Tumblr researcher Strange Aeons made a video finally explaining the phenomenon. It starts with a discussion of Heated Rivalry, but you can skip to about 6:13 if you just want the investigation:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aHW9I9lroAE

Troon Whisperer said:
A similar mob is all over Formula 1 now as well, writing fic's about how Oscar Piastri gets his cheeks clapped by Lando Norris while the ghost of Ayrton Senna watches in horror.

I wonder if there is a sport that is so manly that Fujos won't ship it.

Sleazy Car Salesman · Mar 7, 2026

Thiletonomics said:
I wonder if there is a sport that is so manly that Fujos won't ship it.

All I'm gonna say is that fujos seem to hate niggers since it seems like they never fantasize about them, so probably Basketball or Football above a highschool level.

Nothing to do with the "manliness" so much as the racial makeup.

Thiletonomics · Mar 7, 2026

Sleazy Car Salesman said:
All I'm gonna say is that fujos seem to hate niggers since it seems like they never fantasize about them, so probably Basketball or Football above a highschool level.

Nothing to do with the "manliness" so much as the racial makeup.

It also sounds like they wouldn't ship Cricket players, since it's only Pajeets that play them, and no one likes to ship Jeets.

General Emílio Médici · Mar 7, 2026

Thiletonomics said:
It also sounds like they wouldn't ship Cricket players, since it's only Pajeets that play them, and no one likes to ship Jeets.

They would if they got their hands on old school British high society elite school cricket

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