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Man I love FWB with some homosexual thoughts. This one isn't bad compared to what I usually review, but it can get a bit boring in places. Generally skippable.
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> Perfect physique. Hard-working. eager to please
You know a woman wrote this when:
> This is how, despite only knowing him for 24 hours, he's found himself in the orbit of Jayce Talis
Only with this tag can you get away with having two strangers fuck within hours of meeting.
> He is of a lower house
He's still well-to-do because he was a world traveler before settling in for his studies. He does come from money.
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> He can't be having such innately homosexual thoughts about this man so soon
Funny, but to be homosexual, you have to be the same sex. You are not the same sex - you are female. You are having innately heterosexual thoughts.
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> He feels Jayce's hard cock against his own
Right. Eraser to a bowling pin.
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> Catching his cockhead on Viktor's much smaller one
One isn't a cock, it's a roid clit and that is implying he's even on magic testosterone. It'd be even smaller if he wasn't.
> His hole throbs and his slick coats Jayce's cock
He might be lame but that pussy game is top-notch.
> He just met this man
You don't say.
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> They don't talk about it for two years
> It's the best sex he's ever had in his life
Check off that box of, 'All other men suck compared to the token Greek God who gives me an orgasm' trope.

Later, they are arguing about screw heads and how the one Jayce is using is not going to fit. If you think this is a double entendre, you are correct. Jayce, running off of little to no sleep and already on edge, wonders why Viktor put the 1.5 mm in the 2.5 mm box. Turns out the use the 1.5 bin for scrap metal and that Viktor conveniently has one in his pocket. They are rushing to complete their mini Hexgate prototype for the Distinguished Innovator's Competition, one they have to be at in 3 hours (it's 6 a.m). Jayce bemoans his facial hair and how Mel will 'throw a fit' if he doesn't shave it, before Viktor quips with 'Must we be presentable?' Jayce responds that they have to be if they want more investors. He quickly shaves, and while he does, he ponders on their relationship. He finds himself seeking Viktor's approval and adores his smiles and compliments, before veering to the night they slept together and how passionate that was. Jayce remarks he is bad with personal relationships because he is 'manic' - but that's OK because Viktor is his complementary cog and he just 'gets him'. He nicks himself during shaving, but stems the blood so it doesn't ruin his image.

They win the competition and, during the walk home to Viktor's apartment, Jayce asks if he can come in. Viktor allows him to and pours him a strong drink (Zaunite) to celebrate. Jayce immediately chokes on it and asks why it tastes like battery acid. Viktor notes how Jayce is looking at him as if he wants something, before saying that he wants to kiss him. Viktor relents, and we get our second smut scene.
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Damn. A back brace already, eh?
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> He knows Viktor keeps his medical issues well-guarded
He let out he was trans lickety spit thanks to that lickety slick.
> I prefer anal
I guess vaginal sex is too dysphoria. But having Jayce be a taker in this was a pleasant surprise. In too many fics he's just the overly masculine top.
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> He feels his dick completely fill out
Unlike that strap-on that's just cold silicone, lmao. But kudos to him for being a giver and a receiver.
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> Milking Viktor's cock
A shame you cannot milk an actual one. It's really not that hard to give him a meat baton down there.
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I would too if I got a dildo up my ass and my soulmate left the next day to be a workaholic.

Viktor apologizes for leaving him because the sole reason he did was because he cannot let romantic emotions interfere with their work. Jayce protests this, saying it was the best sex he ever had, and that he wants to make it work. Viktor insists they must break it off by Jayce insists that he will do anything to keep it going. Viktor relents and agrees to make it a casual relationship. They write a set of rules for them not to follow, and they are:
1. No public displays of affection
2. No sex in the lab (this is changed to be once a month and under specific conditions)
3. No sharing (they are not polyamorous), unless one explicitly breaks off the arrangement
4. No visible marks.
5. No kissing unless it's for sex.
6. No staying the night.

They shake hands on it and begin their FWB arc. During one night where they have sex, Jayce (who is written as very talkative) admits he's a size queen and likes mild degradation. Viktor is a control freak and needs a hot pad and painkillers afterwards. It's a nice little twist on their dynamics which I like to see. Later, while designing prototypes, we learn that Viktor has a thing for lasers and eyed up for measurements. They later get their freak on in the lab.
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> The sight is so obscene Jayce wants to take a photograph
Sounds pretty PG-13 to me.
> Milking his cock for all it can
Seeing a lot of that, lately.
> Watching the spend spill out of Viktor's puffy hole
Eventually that ass will become so blown out it will become a second vagina. You won't be saying it's tight ever again.
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> He came to the thought of Viktor being his
> He's been sleeping with him for three years now. Three years of the best sex of his life
> They fuck. A lot.
> He wants to hold hands with Viktor and memorize all his moles
Wouldn't you have done that already if you have been fucking non-stop for three years? It might be FWB but you are clearly viewing it as more than that. Were you just having sex with your clothes on?
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> Squeezing what little is there
Haha, someone finally acknowledges there's no junk in the trunk.
> Sweet, pliant boy
That is a grown-ass man.
> The thought sends a possessive streak through him
Huh. Usually it's the other way around.
> He's a perfect vision, strong muscles, taught waist. All completely waxes save for the small manicured snail trail directly above his half-hard cock
On top of that, he bleaches his asshole. You know this boy wants to bottom because 9/10, other authors don't even talk about his asshole. His is waxed, bleached and probably even sun bathed. He's going the whole way.
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> Pulling out a small bottle of lubricant and a glove
They have to be FWB to the T - that means no anal fingering with your bare fingers. Gloves only.
> I'm clean
Part of your rules was that you were exclusive and you didn't fuck others. If you were not clean, where did you get the STD from?
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> Will you take my cock now?
Wouldn't it be nice if it was a real one?
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> It's a decent size, longer and thicker than Jayce's, which fills him with an odd sense of pride
No way. You made the 'masculine' dom top smaller? This is blasphemy. This is madness!
> Starfishes
I can think of another starfish that is blown out and exhausted.
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Can we get that FOR NOW on a t-shirt?

Along with breaking the other rules with their FWB arrangement, Jayce asks if he can stay the night. Viktor allows it, but notes that he has no clothes and is naked. When Jayce insists he can sleep naked (there is some awkwardness to the scene, surprisingly) Viktor pulls out a pair of his briefs that he initially thought he lost. He gets into them and they fall asleep together. Jayce wants to cuddle and nearly sobs when he can't, but brushes away the thought. When they wake up the next morning, Jayce is hard and wants sex, but Viktor tells him he doesn't want to be sore the whole day, and offers up his thighs instead. They finish and get up to continue their day.

In the lab, Viktor acknowledges that he is in love with Jayce. It clashes with his thoughts on the Hexgate blueprints and how the Council wants a mall in the same vicinity - which doesn't make sense due to the risk of radiation meltdown - when gift shops or opening up businesses in the area will work just as well. Jayce kisses him on the temple and this sets Viktor off, sending him to the bathroom to clean up and Jayce being extremely apologetic. Viktor laments how Jayce is an 'Adonis on earth' and he's just a twig, and mentally notes that he has to stop it before things get bad. Jayce, meanwhile, throws the nearest notebook he can find across the room because he 'fucked things up; he wants Viktor to be more than a FWB, and he can't stand it. So when Viktor comes out of the bathroom, he straight up asks Jayce what he wants. Jayce wants him to clarify and Viktor says that this relationship had an expiration date. When Jayce asks him if he did anything wrong, Viktor says no, and he gets the impression that Viktor is in love with someone else.

They spent some time away from each other and Viktor is very, very moody about his actions. Luckily for him, Jayce appears at his apartment at 2 a.m. to tell him he refuses to end the relationship like that. His eyes are bloodshot, he's got a red nose from all that blowing, and he tells Viktor that if he had known that that was the last time he would have approached it differently and loved him more. Viktor tells him he doesn't get the right to say that, before Jayce retorts that he found someone else already. Viktor has to clarify that he hasn't been seeing anyone else, in fact, and that he just wants their relationship to end because he doesn't want it ruining what they have. Then we get the whole point of this fic: Viktor straight up says he doesn't want to be Jayce's fuck buddy forever (despite him wanting it to be like that and starting the whole damn thing based on that premise), to which Jayce replies 'then don't.' Out come the 'I love you' confessions and the strap (after he 'works him open with the determination of a madman') and they make love for real this time. They confess they were both idiots and that they wasted their time. The end.

I thought this was going to be worse than it was. If anything, it does drag on a bit but it's not as bad as other fics I've read that have been total slogs. The switching dynamic was nice. Overall verdict: it's OK. Forgettable, but OK.

Normally, when you read tags where a male has a big ole thang between his legs, you might think it's like dioscum's work and it's 13 inches or above. When it's a t-dick, you have to go back to the SRS thread and find which picture is suitable for the fantasy. Behold, the rare t-dick that is...above 4 inches. Lines for this fic include:
- Yes. I do. I want to fuck you very much. Right here in fact. I want to bend you over this desk, spank your bratty ass raw, and fuck you so hard you won’t ever think about endangering yourself again.
- I’m so hard I could rail you with my big dick right here. Bounce you up and down in my lap until you squirt all over me. Make you warm my cock for hours while I finish grading essays. But I bet you’d like that too much. You don’t get the gift of feeling my cock until you show good behavior. But don’t go near that hole. You ever taken t-dick?
- I guess all it takes is some nice cock to clear all that noise outta that head.
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> Someone had left the chemicals to oxidize too long in the storage closet and the poor storage had resulted in an unstable, explosive compound
Why do you not have a special compartment for said chemicals if you know that if they are left alone they will explode? That is a major oversight. I assume he was working with nitrites or something that causes internal combustion.
> He was angry at Viktor for risking his life and endangering others and perhaps jepoardising his research
He was trying to invent the internal combustion engine, and what he got inside was the Hindenburg.
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> Broad shouldered
Keep this in mind because this gets repeated a lot.
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> Had seen pictures of Professor Talis when he'd been young, and, already good looking, he'd matured into an older looking man
> He had strong shoulders and a fine, athletic build
See point above.
> Lucky men that looked better and better with age
You said that already.
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> What if 'd walked into that lab and found you seriously hurt?
He'd be the Timothy McVeigh of his world, pooner edition.
> He hadn't thought much about his own safety. He never had. It was the research that mattered
You won't have any research if you were working with explosive materials without proper containment protocols. This isn't a Chinese foundry.
> couldn't go back to his small life in disgrace
Buddy, there is no one to blame but yourself. He is supposed to be a genius. I simply don't think the author knows how chemicals work because it could've gone way worse than that.
> The research was all that mattered
You said that already.
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> Lacked confidence and life experience
He doesn't lack either. He was confident enough to be the one to get Jayce into Hextech to begin with.
> Didn't know the first thing about what to do about being wanted outside of quickies with strangers
Now, have these strangers been dick havers, or vagina owners like you?
> Felt his t-dick twitch
This is something else you are going to need a drink for.
> I want to fuck you very much
Take a guess how big this version is. Hint: it's not 13 inches.
> Spank your bratty ass raw
I need that on a t-shirt.
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> I'll fill you up with my cock so nicely
> Do you think you could take my cock
You have to use a strap-on to achieve deeper (and adequate) penetration. Said strap-on is ONLY seven inches, not the legendary 13 inches from a proper male. Yours is only half of the world record holder, sad!
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> I'm going to fuck you until I come
That's...the purpose of sex, yes.
> He wanted to know what it felt like to be fucked by his professor
> He wanted Jayce to punish him. Sexually
You said that already.
> Slippery fabric tight around his aching t-dick
Drink.
> Could see his t-dick tenting out the front of them
And it's...not even 4 inches.
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> Aren't you going to show me that pretty t-dick of yours?
> Sticks out an inch from his body
LMAO
> Show me how wet
This sex dialogue is trying too hard.
> Maybe he'd blow up the lab a little more often
Keep at it and you'll be inventing C-4 in no time.
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> He was well-endowed and used his thumb and big finger to stroke it up and down
Ma'am, that's not well-endowed. 13 inches is well-endowed; one might call that a cervix breacher. This is an Indian-sized roid clit.
> I'm so hard I could rail you with my big dick right now
> Big dick
> It's not even big enough for penetration
Lol. Lmao.
> You ever taken t-dick
Probably not because they are not large enough for penetration. There's a reason why he needs the 7 inch strap-on. Also, I previously mentioned the sex dialogue is trying too hard and I stand by it. This is a roided out pooner acting like an actual well-endowed male. It's not going to work.
> Broad shouldered with hairy pecs
You've written him with broad shoulders three times.
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> His cock jutted out menacingly from his crotch
Can we get any measurements on that? If it's 'bobbing' it has to be more than 3 inches.
> I'm going to split you open on my cock
No, you aren't. You do not have the physical mass for that. The only thing you split open was the microwavable meal you had that afternoon.
> He rubbed over his little dick
'Little' is right. It's only an inch.
> Jayce was thick everywhere, even his fingers
It's still smaller than a man's because those are feminine hands, baby. Check the wrist circumference.
> Your hole is just as tight as I thought it'd be. Bet you were praying to get my hands on you
If I knew the 'guy' bragging about splitting me open on his cock only had something your local Pajeet has, I'd just go with the sex toy. Hell, an Amazon fire remote would be better.
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> Could feel himself gushing fluids
...over a 4 inch dick? Guess it really is the motion of the ocean! He identifies as 13 inches!
> If I do this, that means you're opening the door to getting corrected like this from now on
Over a 4 inch dick.
> His big cock
That isn't even 5 inches. It classifies as a micropenis. Slamming into him so hard you can barely reach the cervix...lmao. I guess you can identify as breaching the cervix, eh?
> From now on I want you to come to me in my office whenever you need fucking
When you're so focused on glorying a t-dick you forget to proofread
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> Professor Talis was possessive. He was possessive over him
The floor is made f floor.
> The girthy cock slide inside him
This isn't something that's as thick as a Coke bottle. This is something barely the width of one's palm. THAT is what you're calling girthy? Really, nigga?
> His body shook as it stretched him open
I can believe this if he had a 7 inch or - God forbid - that 13 inch horse cock. But not this. You are really grasping for straws here. Your 'girthy dick' is smaller than a Cuban cigar.
> He liked being manhandled like this
Funny as you are both females pretending to be males.
> Pushed and pulled on his cock like a plaything
It'd be live shoving a kazoo up there: yeah it might be fun for parties and creating little tunes but you aren't turning out Vivaldi anytime soon.
> His passage gripped his big cock
Me when I lie:
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> Thrusting so dep that when he withdrew, the head of his cock almost slipped from his hole entirely
That's not really hard to do. And anything can dwarf that 1 inch Jolly Rancher roid clit.
> Uhhhuhhh uhhuhhh
Either you're a Resident Evil zombie trying to chase me down the hallway, or you're that CSGO guy stuck in the door. What the fuck is this?
> Wrapped his firm hand around his neck
No yeti hands, no choking. You can try strangling a Twinkie, though.
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> Creamy forth slicking down it and sticking in his pubic hair
Damn, that yeast infection sure be SPITTIN. Papa John's would like to know the recipe.
> Fucked like they were dying
I'd be dying too if I figured out my hot professor had a dick size of the average Indian male. There's a reason why fanfic authors tend to go above and beyond with penile size. This? This is someone trying to convince you a roid clit can body slam a cervix WWE style. It's not happening.

tigercristabel's My Little Pet Shop omegaverse has been updated. As always, she is a beta reader and this is beta read, so you have multiple people to blame for this.
It's almost winter and our alpha male realizes that he has to take his omega for walkies. He asks Viktor if he wants to go to Progress Park for the day, and Viktor agrees. There's a remark he makes that he finishes his breakfast quickly and 'doesn't have to be reminded' to finish it on time. When they get to the park Jayce finds a piece of new, fresh grass and blows into it - you know, the classic whistle trick - and Viktor is overjoyed. Jayce asks him if he would like to try, and he does. Jayce stands behind him and notes that it feels 'indecent' that they are so close - despite their thick layers - and Viktor only manages a SQUEAK with his attempt. He eventually gets the hang of it and they spend the rest of the day there. Jayce falls asleep on the blanket they brought (remember, it's almost winter by now). He wakes up to children playing and shrieking and Viktor signs to him that he had a toy boat as a kid. Jayce remarks that presentation begins at puberty and he would have had a 'normal' childhood. Viktor tries to tell him he made a toy boat, and it takes several attempts to convince the alpha male that yes, omegas can be intelligent, too. He realizes he's hungry and offers to go get them food. Viktor is briefly afraid before being reassured that the collar around his neck signals that he is the property of an alpha and that no one can harm him. Jayce thinks on this fact proudly while condemning other alphas for being abusive.

When Jayce returns, Viktor somehow signs that he thought about suicide (to be fair, who wouldn't?) and Jayce has the audacity to ask why he'd even think that.
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> Had Viktor spent that year of recovery in the rescue shelter convinced he was wandering the Death Realm?
You tell me, retard. He's not even a legal citizen and has to be kept in a goddamn pet store to stop alpha males from abusing and raping him. This is the most tone deaf man in existence. 'Why do you want to kill yourself when you were treated like a sex slave?' Bitch, what?
> Viktor could believe he needed an alpha, a guardian
The fact this society is based around needing an abusive alpha male because that's how biology dictates it sure is a condemnation of their progressive ideology. Bioessentialism is OK when ~we~ do it, sweaty.
> Annnnnd, yes
Annnnnd this is a real sentence. This isn't even Jayce. It sounds like James Corden.
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> The man had underplayed just how good he was at building things
Because you didn't give him the time of day because you thought omegas are too dainty and fragile to handle 'alpha male' stuff like that.
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> An ass, too
You don't say.
> He indulged Viktor in this new behaviour
I cannot get over the inherent sexism of this character. Wow, you indulged in a non-ladylike non omega behaviour because it's just so novel and new! WOW!

For the firs time, Jayce hugs Viktor after discovering that, yes, he is an autonomous person with thoughts and feelings of his own. Jayce challenges him to a boat race and this is taken as a means of expanding their relationship. We are 6 chapters in ad our alpha male is shocked, yes shocked, that omegas can do the same things alphas do.

There's a brief scene where Jayce asks Viktor if he has everything for his nest because he's just so respectful and progressive, you know? When he thinks he's making progress, Viktor gives him The Look and he gets upset because he cannot Read Minds and he wants to be All Alpha and get it out of him (this is a real concept used in the fic). When Viktor is washing dishes like the handmaid he is, he breaks one of Jayce's flasks.
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> Even if he decided to forget all his training and attack him
Dog. People.
> Justified the Correction they'd bestow for the crime of 'harming' an alpha
Along with an allegory for them being dog people, it's an allegory for slavery, but it's not as bad because it's a white person involved. Omegaverse Jim Crow doesn't have the same ring to it.
> Trying to be productive when his inner alpha was protesting wasn't ideal
His 'inner alpha' also wants to beat this omega into submission and wonders why said omega isn't waiting on him hand and foot, even when that's 'his job'.
> Every single cell in his body seemed to cry out for their 'mate', to protect him from whatever scared him
You bought him from a human pet shop.
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> The voice was seductive, dangerously so, but luckily Jayce was a man of reason
You bought a human from a pet shop.
> Not a beast held to the whims of his biology, his designation even
You repeatedly wanted to go 'Alpha Mode' to put Viktor in his place; you made him a collar so he wouldn't be 'claimed' by other alpha males, and you treat him like an indentured servant because of your designation. Legitimately choke on a dick - from both ends.

Viktor does not respond to Jayce's calls, so Jayce declares he's going in there to pick him up like he's a toy. He does, and drives him back to Progress Park where they can play with their boats instead. They stay there for ten minutes before returning home due to Viktor's stone-faced behaviour. Jayce can smell the anguish and wants to be a 'better alpha' - aka he wants to fuck him - but can't because he's trying to be progressive. He carries him upstairs and tries reading to him from a 'complicated' book - because despite all those claims of him being progressive he still thinks Viktor is feeble-minded - and gives up on that, too. When Jayce wakes up the next morning, he has a major pain day and this is meant to instill in the reader that he's totally relatable and Not That Guy and he's totally not a sexist or participated in the slave trade because he's got a bum leg, too. We even get a flashback of he and Vi raiding a Shimmer factory and of him killing a child. The poor, poor alpha male. Don't you feel bad?

Jayce awakes from his nightmare to see Viktor holding a vial of shimmer. It's assumed he attacked Viktor with it (or Viktor tried to inject him with it to help) and now Viktor is yet again cowering in the corner. Jayce enters another dream-like state to which he awakes in Viktor's nest, which is in the bathroom (if you re confused about how this is written, you are not alone, I wondered many times if the author was not on drugs or retarded writing this). Viktor is still injured and he's been awake for some time. His eyes are bloodshot and his hands are bloodied - but hey, look how white and creamy his hands are! - and then we forget about this entire nightmare because Jayce asks how he leg is doing. It is once again a callous, braindead response to someone who is cowering in the corner because you attacked them in a fit of alpha male rage. The author and her beta-readers don't seem to have much tact, as it is promptly forgotten in favour of Viktor learning how to write on paper for the first time.

We find out that Viktor's 'sticks' - his mobility aides - have a secret compartment where he was holding his vial of Shimmer. Jayce shoves some brand name pain killers in them instead, ignoring his entire reaction prior.
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> Like you're some sort of child
Soooo fucking close to getting it. The way this character, and by extension, this author, treats the disabled white man is worse than any open 'ableist can ever hope to achieve. Infantilizing him AND treating him like a slave? Only in Arcane. He's saying this shit AFTER he attacked Viktor for no reason in a dream-like state, gave a half-assed apology and moved on as if nothing happened. Astounding writing.
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Amazing. He decides he wants this guy to be his partner after realizing that he's a genius - after attacking him in his nest. I keep saying this fic is tone deaf and it keeps getting deafer by the minute.

The second chapter of dioscum's babytrapper/stalker pooner AU has been posted. This one is longer but I'll hand out the Sparknotes edition while keeping the HUNG COWBOY POUNDS HIS STALKER EX.
In Chapter 1, we get hints of what happened to lead these two to their divorce. In Chapter 2, we find out right away why they split: spending too much time at fundraising galas and being unfaithful. He was forgetting anniversaries and dates and other important events, and Viktor gave him 99 chances that he all threw away. Our 13 inch cowboy even got on his knees and begged for forgiveness, but to no avail. Viktor basically states that he speaks out of both sides of his mouth - he wants to kiss him awake and make love in the morning, but cannot due to the demands of his job - and Jayce is forced to admit he is right. Viktor, the AFAB, gave all of his emotional labour for 10 years and got nothing in return. He was the devoted one while Jayce was not. When they sign the divorce papers, Viktor wanted a prenup to get half of everything but Jayce decided to give him the company instead.

What I noticed in the next scene was dioscum's treatment of Jayce: he has 'ugly cursive' compared to Viktor's elegant handwriting and is blamed for everything he did by Cait, making him apear like some sort of lumbering caveman. When Mel appears, she is also shamed for blaming him for what he did to Viktor - because fuck that nigger bitch - and he blaems her for paying off the media to make Viktor look good in the wake of their divorce. We also learn that they didn't even have sexual intercourse in the final years of their marriage, with Jayce lamenting he didn't get a 'goodbye fuck' as if he's owed one. He grows to resent Viktor for being the darling Zaunite in the City of Progress and getting all the gossip in his favour. In short, the white (wo)man scored big, and the Latino basically got ICE'd. He responds to the media sensation for his ex the way a spurned Latino does: get fucking enraged over rumours of Viktor joining a sex cult and taking new lovers, and turning to alcohol and becoming a bar hopper and drunk. He's basically Gary from Team America, sans the GET OUT OF THE STREET, YOU FUCKIN' BUM! being yelled in the background.

Jayce, during his drunken stupors, spams Viktor's phone with texts and voice mails until Viktor slaps a restraining order on him. True to his enraged Latino arc, he goes to their former shared home where the passkeys and locks have not been changed and confronts Viktor, all the while thinking about how terrible it would be if someone kidnapped him. Viktor, blanched and terrified, tells him to leave and that he will not report this incident to the authorities. Six months later, he tries to commit suicide, leaving behind a note and all, before getting stopped by his saviour: another accented sexy stranger who totally-is-not-Viktor 2.0.

Oh, looks like I'm right: this is Mage Viktor - the old man who owns the ranch in the first chapter. He's there to share his own tale of his husband dying and save our boy from his woes. Mage Viktor of Ram Ranch promises him that no one is beyond salvation and our suicidal Latino breaks down and sobs, wishing that he could have his ex-husband back. After this little sob-spat, he ends up getting a job at a Zaunite college where he acts as an instructor, as Zaun doesn't much care for reputation as Piltover does. Initially, the students don't like him because he's a Piltie, but they grow to respect him and enjoy him as a teacher. It's here we see yet another iteration of Viktor - a female this time, called 'Vivian'. She ends up becoming his girlfriend, acting as a replacement for Viktor (notice how everyone he interacts with looks like him in one way or another) and she LOVES peaches in a way that totally isn't sexual. But there's a twist - Viktor calls him out of the blue, wanting to rekindle their relationship. When Jayce tells him he's in another relationship with his doppelganger, he takes on a neutral tone as if he's somehow offended. Then, conveniently, Vivian gets a teaching position in Demacia and packs like she doesn't want those brown hands on her ever again. Her friends cease speaking to Jayce after she leaves, and he is alone again. As the saying goes: if everyone around you keeps wanting to drop you, maybe you're the problem.

A month later, he gets a phone call from Viktor again to have dinner at a prestigious restaurant with a menu bigger than his monthly paycheck. He tells Viktor to seek someone else as he has better friends now, and Viktor sounds disappointed when he hangs up. This is where things get a little twisted and where you need to put your thinking caps on: after his rejection, the school has to downsize due to a lack of sponsors and he is one of the few who is laid off. When he walks out with his belongings, he notices a plaque that states, 'Talis Foundation' and puts two and two together: Viktor, who owns the foundation, had something to do with his firing. When he tries to apply to other schools, he finds out he has been blacklisted by all of them. Even his IP is blocked because they think he is a bot. Viktor calls him again on a Sunday - and this is becoming a trend - inviting him to a gala. Jayce declines because he has 'other matters' and doesn't want to admit he's broke and shit is breaking apart in his apartment. After this refusal, he realizes that everyone has to vacate because a construction company is coming in to tear it down and turn it into a public park. There's a tongue-in-cheek joke in here because the previous owner was Jayce Giopara - his League self.

Now homeless, our poor Latino even gets robbed in his sleep and all he has is his phone (and this is how you KNOW it's a setup, because when you get robbed, your smartphone is always stolen along with your wallet). After spending nearly a month on the streets, he gets spotted by a guy who offers him a job as a manual labourer, and he spends his nights in a warehouse sleeping on the concrete floor. It's still shit, but he has a roof over his head. Viktor calls him again over a restaurant that serves bocadillos, and once again implies he wants him to join him. Jayce, embarrassed to tell him he has no clothes because he's broke and homeless, declines, and Viktor hangs up. When he's chased out of street stalls and convenience stores, things begin to hint at these things being done deliberately. He begs his boss to know why he was fired, and she eventually admits that he 'pissed off someone up top' and that he should seek employment in a different part of town or the countryside. The funny thing is, before he found out he was fired, he was wondering if Viktor was moaning other men's names or if he was being 'treated like a whore or a god'. Good thing to think about when you're starving.

The warehouse conveniently burns down with his boss inside of it. You-know-who shows up after a phone call, decked in a lilac designer suit and strutting out of a white limousine. He comforts Jayce momentarily before admitting he can make it 'all go away' if Jayce marries him again. It's there that Jayce realizes that Viktor is absolutely fucking batshit - and we even have Viktor straddling Jayce, offering himself up as a 'warm hole' for Jayce to come home to. Jayce tells him he needs to be alone for now - and then begins investigating. During a series of break-ins and threats, he discovers through some documents that Viktor used the Man of Progress Foundation to lay off the Zaunite staff - himself included - for astronomical sums of money with added benefits. He learns that the construction company that tore down his apartment is owned by Viktor, and that he owns all the food distributors in the area. He's basically BlackRock as a person.

When he finally has all the pieces to the puzzle, he confronts Viktor on their Sunday phone call. He asks Viktor why he would do this, and Viktor basically says it was a way to show him how it felt to be ignored and rejected. He says, 'I figured if I took them out of the equation you would finally choose me' and he reveals that he used his newfound wealth and power to create a 'hivemind' (haha, get it) to make them all loyal to him. He tells Jayce that he should never settle for normalcy and that he was destined for 'great heights', to which Jayce tells him to fuck off. It may be mediocre, but he was settling for a life that was normal without him. Viktor goes, 'Have I not admitted the error of my ways?' but Jayce knows he's lying. He tells him to never contact him again and smashes his phone before deciding to toss it in a river somewhere because he knows there's a tracker on it.
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I love how this is supposed to be a 'bachelor' yet everything he's doing is 100% feminine. He dresses like a woman, wears his hair like a woman, and is basically a BlackRock spurned wife with male pronouns. Nothing about this is masculine aside from the autistic 'I will fuck you up!' devotion.
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> Wears his hair in gorgeous curls
> Wears backless sundresses of designer make
Very masc.
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I wonder if this 'trimmed beard' guy is the owner of that ranch that Jayce is at in Chapter 1. He really does have a thing for selfcest.
> Where did everybody get the idea that Viktor was pregnant?
IDK, maybe his female body that allows him to get pregnant was part of that idea?
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Nothing like making a Latino a criminal. Next you'll be telling me he's getting deported.
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Turns out, she also tells him to go back to Viktor, because all the women are on Viktor's side in one weird Mean Girl clique. Viktor is a crossover between Regina and Bob Page from Deus Ex.
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> Tells the lesbian his ex is a psychopath using his wealth to destroy his life
> Tells him to go back in true gaslighting style
LGBT people really are your best friends, huh?
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So much for intersectionality. White privilege will always take over compared to listening to the complaints of Latinos. Viva La Raza, I guess.
> His attempts at taking the bus were futile because the drivers barred him entry the moment they saw his face
Racial profiling on top of spicy farmhand sex? Wow, talk about a tonal shift. This is like an Ali Hazelwood novel in Chapter 1 and then we get Gillian Flynn/American History X in Chapter 2. Wild.
> He swore he saw 'baby daddy' there
Imagine if it turns out to be Vito - er, Mage Viktor, who also happens to have a vagina.
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Haha, get it? It's a reference to the Church in League!
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* Couldn't care less. I thought we would know the difference by now.
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> The man wasn't Viktor
No, just his doppelganger.
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That's a nice thing to say to someone: 'Yeah you almost froze to death but YOU'RE LUCKY I, the white saviour, was there!'
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You'd never know it was the same fic if you just stuck with Chapter 1. This man was put through the Bob Page ringer and STILL wanted that white pussy, damn. It really does run the world!

A member of the Dadson week, a pedophilia group run by fujofrankenstein, tojipiss69 (who wrote that baby rapist fic), and other shotacons, has uploaded a fic where the kid in question is 14-years-old. It's not Icky if the man looks like an Adonis and not like Epstein. This is the author's first time writing fic since high school, and she immediately decided on pedophilia. Someone needs to neck themselves immediately.
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> 14-year-old 'son'
> Came out at 11
> Goes on cross-sex hormones at 12
> "But no child goes on hormones that young"
Not even puberty blockers. They just ran right to the testosterone. This kid has been on them for two years and, surprise, surprise, squirts like a fire truck.
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> Write a rape scene
> All you can talk about is a child's hairless genitalia
> Think about the would-be rapist's tiny dick compared to your massive dick
And these people insist they are not pedophiles. They cannot even write a rape scene with severity; they have to have it be a set up for pedophilic sex.
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> Was he mad? Ashamed? Disappointed?
Yeah, he's disappointed that that rapist's dick was so small. I bet he's got a real horse dick down there.
> His bare pussy was still out
This is supposed to be a 'rape recovery' scene, and yet this 'dad' plies his 14-year-old with cheap beer and cracks jokes as if their child wouldn't be traumatized. Luckily for said father, his son is just so turned on by the attempted rape because his daddy showed what a protector he was!
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> This is the kind of stuff that will put hair on your chest
It's more likely to do the opposite: he'll start getting his titties back because beer has phytoestrogens. The more you know.
> Had trouble developing body hair save for some sprinkled on his legs
He is 14. He has not yet entered puberty. You've had this kid on T since they were 12. Of course they remain as smooth as a cherub and never developed cystic acne as pooners are oft to do. Can't ruin the fantasy, now can we?
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> Buddy
> Buddy, this is a traumatic experience
You sure aren't treating it as one, buddy. All you are thinking about is sexually assaulting your own child - but with ~gender affirmation~.
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> Wants to be touched by someone
> Brought the first boy into his bed, and not a girl, because somehow penis in vagina sex is the only affirming sex once can have
This is a traumatic experience. That's why a 14-year-old is already talking about sex and not, you know, crying their eyes out and not wanting to be touched.
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> A parent's job is to make sure their children are taken care of
Tell that to the taxpayers who will be forced to pay for your retarded children.
> I can show you what true affection feels like
Wait for that dick to be whipped out and it looks like a baseball bat.
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> No way his father was kissing him right now
> If this was so wrong, why did it feel so right?
This is a 14 year old that is supposed to be traumatized. Instead, he's getting tongue-fucked by his own father because this was all a ploy to get fucked by him, or something.
> Oh, how badly he wanted to plow his little boy through the mattress right now
If he does that, you're getting that ass plowed the moment you go to prison.
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> You'll be taking daddy's cock tonight
A real line.
> His pale body
Ah, never complete without mentioning how pale and beautiful our underage siren is - and how his 'puffy cunt' has the same moles as his deceased wife.
> He squirmed seeing the intense gaze Jayce held with his son's pussy, as if he was eyeing up his meal
You wrote that already.
> His boy's little t-dick in-between slurping up his son's juices
This kid has been on T since they were 12, mind you. No facial hair, no growth, not even hitting puberty yet, but somehow he has a roid clit. Logic.
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> Pushing his tongue inside his walls
> Shoving his tongue in as far as he could and wriggling it around
This is a 14-year-old. These same people are the ones screaming about the Epstein files, yet if Epstein looked like Jayce, they'd be writing him love letters instead of calling him gross.
> Clear liquid gushed from Viktor's pussy
> Jayce had made his son squirt just from eating him out, his ace and shirt soaked in his son's squirt
> He was in heaven while dripping in his son's squirt
Redundant. Also, this kid hasn't hit puberty yet they can squirt like a porn star. Shotacons should spend less time working out the mechanics of that and rather the mechanics of the rope and tree they should use.
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> That's not pee
It's commonly considered pee, just without all the urea, but I digress.
> None of those orgasms compared to the way Jayce made his son squirt
This is a 14-year-old who has not entered puberty yet they can orgasm like a porn star.
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> It was big. 9 inches in length and as thick as a beer can
So the Coke can size. Not the record breaking 13 inches, but bigger than PBM's eight inches.
> As if ripping a bandaid off
More like giving a teenager a vaginal prolapse because you people think they can take monstrous dicks no problem. Something tells me you watched a little too much hentai in your youth.
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> Felt his son's cunt loosen up, doing its best to accommodate his fingers
This is a 14 year old he's talking about. Why would a 14-year old have lube in their bedside drawer, by any chance?
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> Soft, hot, velvety walls clasping around the thick year
2 years on T and yet that vagina is completely untouched by vaginismus. It's like they think it's a magical drug when in reality your little pale, creamy cherub would look like they escaped a measles outbreak. You also have to love how CHILD RAPE isn't bad, but MISGENDERING is.
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> Like an animal in rut, Jayce's pace as fast and hard
Uh huh. Always making him the pedophilic animal because that's his proper role. The sad thing is, these fics outnumber Meljay ones because Jayviks really would rather see him be a pedophile than ever love a mature black woman.
> Pert A-cup tits
You have to pick one. A-cups are barely there; they aren't perky.
> Soft milky skin
Our little cherub with that perfect white milky skin getting pounded by a 9-incher isn't dysphoric, but grabbing those A-cups are. Using that vagina is OK, though.
> Viktor's cunt was begging Jayce's cock to plant seeds into his fruit
Fruits are already mature plants, genius.
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> Despite his age, he hadn't lost the ability to shoot large loads
In which fujos think men ejaculate like what they see in hentai: litres and litres of semen, enough for you to fill a tire with, without exhaustion or delay in an older man. Reminder: 5 mL is the average.
> Pushing globs of cum
Again, hentai-brained. This is all being done to a 14-year-old who has spent two years on T and hasn't endured any of the effects of it. No cystic acne, no rashes, no ass hair, nothing. Just a roid clit and cherubic, creamy skin for the more well-hung than hung male that we know is male.
> Dainty hips
Pedophilia is fine, but misgendering isn't. Every single one of these authors deserves the rope. Proudly proclaiming that this is your first official fic after years of lurking isn't something to be proud of.
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I remember posting a few fics here a year ago that were done for a 'gacha for Gaza' event. This year there were none; turns out AO3 will actually delete stuff related to it while keeping up pedophilia.
 
BREAKING NEWS: a brave fujo has taken a proud public stand on of the touchy subjects in the land of fanfic culture: Why do a lot of gay men get weirded out when they figure out that us women write about men engaging in the gayness?
Our brave martyr, u/throw-Day-1717, in her first post to Reddit, is posting (A) to the famously reasonable and not at all fujo hugbox central, r/AO3, and oh boy, here comes a torrent of rhetoric that honestly feels like it fits just as well with trannies as fujos...
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You see, lesbians gay people do not have ownership of their own orientation. It's weird and problematic for you to see us men women watching jerkoff writing jilling-off material about two of you engaging in sexy times. And even if one of us men women do watch write a lot of lesbian porn gay fanfictions, they're probably actually just a fellow trans woman trans man hiding in the closet. How dare you participate in an unwelcoming atmosphere for them?
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Oh, and also, those lesbians gay people that notice us watching porn about them writing fanfics about them? They totally just want to fuck us. But sorry lezzie gay guy, we don't wanna have sex with you. And you should actually like that, right? You should be happy that we're lusting over fictional lesbians gay people instead of real lesbians gay people like you. You're clearly just trying to get into our pants if you speak up against us.
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By the way, you
lesbians gays aren't the only ones that can enjoy taking it up the ass enjoy taking it up the ass, men women can too. It's offensive that you're trying to educate me on how being a woman man works, I don't need your bitchiness mansplaining. I hate feeling so unwanted in the lesbian gay community. Why won't they accept me? They should stop thinking that I'm malicious just because I happen to be the opposite gender. (And most of the time, they're just transphobes incels anyway, so fuck them) All those incidents of us being "weird" are just overexaggerated.


Triple combo of demanding inclusion even though they are nothing like them, no matter how much they pretend to be. The only thing this fujo has going for her is the fact that she'll admit that some parts of her community are even a little weird, an average femboy/troon would have just tried to rationalize that one away too. This has got the be the most tone-deaf post on the subreddit I've seen in a good bit, and that's a high bar for a community that seems to wanna be in a magic bubble away from anyone who would ever dare percieve anything they do in a negative light. Maybe fujos are worse than "male sapphics" (I feel gross just typing that), and we're only saved from grotesque horrors beyond our comprehension thanks to female brains prefering writing over visuals...

And now for some of the comments, starting with the OP herself:

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Unfortunately I am straight so I can not confirm this myself, but to the gay bros among us: do you spotaneously have sex in alleyways? I would think that at least you'd have the common decency to go into the other man's probably slightly messy house before you get it on, but that is just my guess on it, Please do confirm or deny.

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Oh shit, backlash? Of course, since these are women writing criticisms, it's in the most bend-over-backwards i'm not disregarding your totally heckin valid experience! kind of way, but whatever. It takes you saying some really stupid shit for someone with a 'boy enjoyer and incest liker' flair to have a valid point about something.

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Typical standard "people who think gay people aren't total sexual deviants are just conservative" deal. Yeesh.

But at least the subreddit is not smugly strutting their peacock feathers about a ever-so-slightly negative comment on their story for the 300th day in a row, right? Well, this is the content that we get instead of that. Totally reasonable stuff. I'm gonna go back to my cave now.
 
Everyone loves a good blood sucking vampire, especially one who gets resurrected after having his brain stem turned to mush. This was inspired by a Twitter thread.
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> In a way even as this skulking creature he's become Viktor still can't emulate without pain racing through his spine, same as when he was alive
This doesn't make sense. 'Even as this skulking creature, he still can't walk without pain' would make much more sense.
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> The iron collar sears the scar tissue back open and it knits back just as fast
Nothing like keeping the Latino in a dirty prison LMAO
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Curtis reminds me of Gehrman from Bloodborne, with a mix of Haymitch Abernathy. Why isn't he the main character? He needs to hunt some monsters.
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> Years of research on their physiology, social behaviours udnder poverty-stricken areas like Zaun
So do vampires exclusively hang out in Zaun? I get it's because sunlight is next to nonexistent in the lower levels, but I can guarantee you that there are some rich fucks that want to be vampires. The allure is just too good.
> His intention to reintegrate vampires into polite society
Yeah, this isn't going to happen. Vampires require blood, and unless you want to give them the scum of the earth to feed on, they need blood banks. You will either compel people to donate their blood, or take it by force. You are still creating a two-tiered society.
> Focus. On your feeding.
You can. Write this. As. One sentence.
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> Open safe donation sites - a utopia
The vampire version of safe injection sites, lmao
> When he's seen Viktor's frail and fiending for his veins every fortnight for the last thirty years
He's just so pale and delicate, uwu.
> A good young cunt to sink into
Yeah, flex those heteronormative muscles, bro! You're real tough!
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> Planting his boot on Viktor's crotch to move him out of the way
Isn't he still standing? He just soft kicked him in the taco!
> Brace clanking against terracotta
They normally don't use terracotta for footpaths. They use them for roofs.
> His jaw separating fully from the rest of his skull
Then he wouldn't be able to say Viktor's name. He'd be gurgling it because his tongue doesn't have a mouth to form words in.
> His brain stem wasn't fully intact at the time
Then he would be truly dead because the brain stem regulates breathing and other base functions. Once it goes, it's over. Might help the author to look at gore photos to see how human bodies look like after they jump from a multi-story apartment building.
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> The physiological effect of compulsion in humans
That's called cortisol and adrenaline, babe.
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> Yeth
Lmao.
> He wishes it was him
"God I wish that were me" put to screen.
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> Fuck he looks like a whore
Calm down, Gerhman Abernathy. It ain't the blood moon yet. Fucking Jayce now won't make Kos any happier.
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> Honeyed woodchips crackling on an open fire
Honeyed woodchips and black silk are dissimilar terms, and fit different themes. Him speaking like black silk does the job on its own; honeyed woodchips makes me think of something homey and warm, not a dank dungeon.
> He whispers blood onto his tongue
Now THIS is a good line. The descriptions of the blood drinking and the ensuing euphoria are pretty good. Will it keep this trend? Only one way to find out.
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Hey, don't talk about Gehrman Abernathy like that!
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Wow, that's quite a tonal change. From pure ecstasy over blood sucking to confessions of love and fucking. Oh, did I mention that even their ejaculate is blood? Yeah!
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> Blooded rust and fire so thick it chokes
Sounds like you need a better chimney, bud.
> Finds his chest corset, largely ornamental since the wasting disease is as frozen in his lungs as his age
So vampirism cured his tuberculosis but did not fix his leg or his deformed spine, because it only affects bacterial/viral infections; it can stitch a man's destroyed brain stem together but not femoral anteversion. Logic.
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> His cunt's bare, cock thick in the thatch about it
Just because you're immortal doesn't mean you can't have Tarzan pubes.
> Maybe nothing's as good as Viktor's cunt, not even blood. He slurps at Viktor's cock
Vampirism can fix ruined brain stems but it cannot give you a proper penis. Sad!
> Comes even more blood
I wasn't joking that their ejaculate was blood. Isn't that amazing? You'll never have to worry about pregnancy ever again when your jism is just recycled vampire venom! Someone should have told Stephanie Meyer that.
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Their cum just reminds me of that bloody candy you can get for Halloween. Does it taste like cherries, strawberries, or honeyed woodchips?
> It's a chemical reaction paired with the sound pressure
Sound pressure of what? Your inner ear is responsible for the euphoria? OK.
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> Is this just a physiological reaction?
Yes? You asked that earlier and had it answered?
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Wow. That was quite the breakneck pace. Vampire blood can cure broken brain stems but not spinal issues because its regenerative properties are selective, and vampire cum is frothy blood! Who knew?

This next author is a ~professional~ with a degree in English, so you better have constructive criticism on hand or else she doesn't want to hear it. She's disabled and queer and a professional writer, so know your place.
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> A defender unable to defend tomorrow
Haha, get it? It's a League reference!
> His love deeply conditioned him to care for only one life
That's not how he is. He wanted to help people in general. Right off the bat you make him an obsessive maniac to suit your Flowers in the Attic AU.
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> Spoke the soft accented voice skewed by mechanical waves of his former partner
A professional writer and yet you managed to sound more purple prose-y than Anne Rice. 'His accented voice carried notes of mechanical waves' reads much better. Simplicity always wins; add flavour later.

It should also be mentioned that this author does not understand cause and effect: Jayce is sent there to prevent the GE - the cause - and he just...gives it up. He just leaves, allowing the apocalypse to happen, despite vowing that he would not happen. Her internal logic just isn't working properly. This is Disney-tier writing, something you'd see EFAP mock. I should not be seeing such God awful decisions in the first fucking chapter.
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> Had long died by the time the end of the world arrived
Her interpretation of heroic actions includes a man who lives as a bum for 12 fucking years and didn't even bother to see his mother or Caitlyn to tell them what happened or explain what's going on.
> His leg was nearly useless from infection and lack of treatment
The author promptly forgets this later, or how it would impact his health as is. He is dying from an Arcane infection and he would have to amputate that leg. I don't know what magical flesh eating disease looks like, but he has it, and he would NOT survive 12 years with it. It also means he left alone the other people he cared about for 12 years to die alone all because he loved Viktor the most. Authors have this habit where they make Viktor the sole person Jayce ever cares about in his life - at the expense of his own family - because they project hard onto him.
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That hammer is remarkably heavy, and he's just sitting there with it on his chest. It'd crush him by gravity alone - and no, that tiny ass bathtub isn't going to help.

Knowing that he helped bring about the apocalypse despite vowing he wouldn't and even being released from the AU to prevent its creation is a major plot hole. This woman has a degree and she never learned about those. Talk about elitism.
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> This godly one was indescribable. Almost grotesque, but not to Jayce. He could never be monstrous in his eyes
Viktor got his Arcane Herald form due to Singed injecting Warwick's blood into him. This assumes that the assault on the commune still happened and he was injured by Ambessa's forces (?), and Singed still injected said blood while he was in his cocoon. He otherwise has no reason to have a similar form unless he asked Singed to do it, and without his POV we may never know. This is another plot hole and erasing canon events/logical events to get your desired ending.
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> You are beautiful, Viktor
Not this fucking speech. Not only does it have no place here, it's not even thematically appropriate. He managed to tell Viktor that because Ekko yeeted his Z-drive at his head. Without it, Viktor has no desire or want to listen to what Jayce says. Telling him there's 'beauty in imperfections' while you helped bring about the apocalypse by doing nothing is also tone deaf as shit. Slapping a line from the show in a scene like this makes it look awkward and retarded. But hey, she has an English degree so she knows better than you.
> Our hero lost in his love
Our 'hero' let an apocalypse happen because he decided he needed to leave instead of showing Viktor his memories -WHICH IS WHAT HE'D ACTUALLY DO. Instead, he hide in a ruined world for 12 years at the expense of his people and just...let them die. He cannot be a 'defender' of anything if he did not do any defending.
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> Delicate white man
> Homeless, feral Latino
Oh yeah, there's totally not a race play fetish here.
> I can rearrange your insides
In the business we call this foreshadowing.
> He placed his large finger on Viktor's lips
That's a finger that has touched his asshole and has not been washed for months, btw.
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A professional writer and she cannot write dialogue for shit. Viktor can have some campy lines, but this is stupid as fuck.
> Ok
You are a professional. It is either OK, O.K. or Okay.
> He did not know this world, nor did he have a plan
He just decides to kidnap him and rape him. You know, for love! Nothing will prevent an apocalypse like chaining someone up and giving them a vaginal prolapse - and you can bet your ass his dick will go down to his knees too.
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> His foot was so immense that it rivaled the size of his entire torso
I wasn't aware he had clown shoes for feet. He's got some real floor slappers there, compared to our uwu so smol Prototype here. If this was the OG Prototype, Viktor had muscle there and he would have just beat his ass.
> I would never hurt you if I didn't have to
Here's the thing: YOU DIDN'T. You just chose violence because you just can't help yourself and are prone to violence like the good Latino bum that you are. It's just love, bro.
> I love you too much to hurt you
He says as he breaks our lil dood's ribs with his giant clown shoe feet.
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Wow, Cait, thanks for your astute observation. I love how something that appears out of nowhere and 'looks like a monster' to them is treated with such blasé attitudes. Cait would've immediately gotten Vi to help her restrain Herald Viktor and chained him up. Giopara would also be way more creeped out than he is here; if he is looking at a creature that looks to be powered by Hextech, but isn't, he'd want to know where it came from and why.

I don't think this professional writer knows what Hextech is in League, either. Jayce perfected Hextech, but it was already in use. It's called Magitech.
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'Golden Boy' is only for Talis. Giopara is much more working class in League and he only has power marginally thanks to the Ferros clan. He's even more tied to the rich than Talis is.

First impressions of this ~professional writer~ is that she isn't as good as she thinks she is. This is the first chapter and there are already logical inconsistencies and plot holes galore. Jayce Talis being the typical feral rapist bum is also a nice touch, but it's ~different~ because the author is disabled and neurodivergent. Be nice, okay? She's too autistic to actually think things through logically. Must've gotten that degree by screaming at the professor that he was being ableist, because I would've failed her. This is going to be a nightmare fic.

Speaking of nightmares, we need to address why so many ESL writers seem to get into pedophilia as their first foray into fanfiction. The child involved in this one is 12-14 year old. The premise is that a father and uncle take turns raping their vagina owning prepubescent teenager and film it, making it child pornography and men who deserve to get shot by the ghost of Gary Plauche. If you want to skip this, feel free to - if not, by the power of Plauche, this shall be burned. Lines for this fic include:
- I’ve never seen such a beautiful little cunny before. Say how much you like it. Does it feel good? To be touched by your dad and uncle?
- Gonna eat your kidcunt, okay, bud?
- Such a gorgeous little cunny, holy fuck
- He wants his daddy and uncle to finally destroy him.
- I fucking need to see you squirting from that baby cunny.
- Have you fingered yourself, thinking about us, kid? I bet you missed the feeling of being stuffed, don’t you?
- I'm pretty sure your kid knows how to suck off an adult
- Holy fuck, I didn’t know little boys can squirt like that. What a pleasant discovery. Let’s see if you can do it with the adult dick inside you. Now show how your daddy has managed to stretch you out.
- Holy fuck, our buddy is all wet. Enjoying papa's cock, aren't you?
- you are so perfect, your little cunny is so perfect, baby
- You were born just for me to fuck you, to breed you, you know? Fuckfuckfuck
- Rape me. Daddy, rape me. Need to be raped, to be bred by my papa.
- Papa's dick is the best, right, baby? And now I'm gonna cum inside you. Daddy is gonna fuck a baby inside my baby.
- your little baby pussy is so perfect
- Fuck, I can feel your cuntlips on my cock, so big, shit
- Fuck, look at me, kiddo, shit, your pussy is so perfect, that's it, that's a good fucking nephew, you little slut, your kid cunt is so fucking hungry for adult cock, isn't it?
As this fic is 18k, I will try to spare the boring elements and skewer the worst parts. We begin with Viktor coming home from school. Jayce Talis is his father, and is a workaholic; Giopara is his uncle, and works a similar job. He asks if Giopara will be coming by later, and his father answers in the affirmative. Says he'll be bringing him 'cheese pizza'. Interesting reference there, I might add. We get a snippet on how Jayce gets a little too touchy feely with Viktor, but that he totally enjoys it, especially when he kisses him on the neck and 'warmth spreads from his tummy and down'. He gets the feeling that this is inappropriate, and we learn Talis never did this when his mother was around, confirming the fact these groomers waited until the woman was out of the house to access their victim. Since we're going with the rapist uncle element, Viktor notes that one time, during a movie, he was fondling his knee and moved to the apex of his thighs without Jayce saying anything. He wonders why Talis did nothing and the reader knows that they are both in on it. Giopara looks at him with a 'dark' gaze that unsettles him, and doesn't make him feel good like daddy does. Viktor feels like he has to apologize for his existence and even gets jealous at the mention of his uncle.

When Giopara arrives with the pizza, Viktor is deeply uncomfortable. He avoids him as much as he can - and notices a 'bottle of something' on the table - and complains that they picked a movie he didn't want to watch. Giopara snarks that he's being a brat and acting 'like a stupid kid.' Giopara fondles Viktor and this doesn't make him feel good because he wants his father to fondle him. Jayce comes back with wine and allows the 12-year-old to drink it to 'loosen up the mood'. Giopara then starts flirting with Viktor, calling him a 'little brat' and a 'cutie' before kissing him on the lips - with tongue. It's here we find out that the two brought a camera and are about to film some child pornography.
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> Please don't make him hurt me
Oh yeah, this is a groomed child. We have grown ass adults asking a 12-year-old 'what's wrong with it?' when they are old enough to understand that what's going on is incestual rape.
> His mind is full of thoughts of how stupid he is
Should've watched more Tiktoks on the 101s of Grooming. Also, the author still deserves a bullet so don't feel entirely bad.
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> Feels like a trapped, confined animal facing two predators
Indeed. Note how he's the fragile, small, pale thing with doe-eyes while the males here are both pedophilic rapists. Nothing to infer from that proof at all, no ma'am.
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> Taking huge sips inside
Child porn AND water boarding? They really are Jeffrey Epstein incarnate.
> That feeling in his lower tummy returns him from the moment of disassociation into reality
The fact he has to disassociate just to protect himself isn't the 'he's totally consenting!" take you think it is. The kid, deep down, knows he is being raped. This is his way of trying to cope with it, but no, we have to read about a 12-year-old squirting. A tree and rope is not enough.
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> I want some kissy time too
They even have to downgrade the way they speak to this kid, FFS.
> You have no idea how insane you drive us
"You were too beautiful not to rape" ahh excuse.
> Placing his small hand between his legs
Yeah, that's textbook grooming. There's a reason they did this when the mother wasn't around because she would have taken it to court and our 'sexy baddies' here would be raped and shanked in prison.
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> Knows there is no place for what he wants
> Wonders if he will eventually like it
I wonder if they spiked the wine, because if the kid knows this isn't about consent, why is he concerned about sexual pleasure all of a sudden?
> Giopara's hands wrap around the boys waist, encircling him
Of course it's this fucking line.
> His son's pale throat
Yeah this might be pedophilia, but look at that white skin. We love our white skin, don't we, folks?
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> It's so easy to get you aroused, kiddo
Shit you never want to hear an adult say.
> I want to make sure, myself, of what a little slut you are
He's saying this to a 12-year-old btw.
> Panties and pink socks
Very masc. I don't know why the 'trans' tag is used here when this kid doesn't show any signs of being transgender. They just want to write about a female child getting raped but don't want it to be hetslop.
> Hairless. Needy. Dripping.
> Squelching sounds as he presses his finger pad against his entrance
> Boy's cuntlips
Give me the Tarzan pubes over this. Tarzan pubes indicate maturity. They are writing this OVER A GODDAMN 12 YEAR OLD
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> He feels so small and fragile
Not at all a trend, here, pairing the uwu so smol pale and fragile 'transmasc' with the big, well-endowed, masculine males who proceed to rape them. Nothing to notice there at all.
> Rub against his chubby folds
12 years old.
> I've never seen such a beautiful little cunny before. Say how much you like it.
This is a real line.
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> Fuck, this sounds hot as fuck
I'll tell you what's hotter: the squelch of your brains when a cricket bat is taken to it.
> Gonna eat your kidcunt
Another real line.
> What if I'll like it?
You are currently drunk, drugged, and disassociating. Do not gaslight me into thinking this is consensual.
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> Such a gorgeous little cunny, holy fuck
Another real line.
> The delicate young skin
Yes, we need another reminder of how this kid is young, small, and delicate.
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> Wanna more, love
This isn't English.
> Maybe you even like it more when he kisses your baby cunny
He's already doing that.
> Desiring some attention hole
'Desiring-some-attention hole'. Either way I fucking hate it.
> The tip strokes along velvety inner walls
This boy (read: girl) is 12.
> Never wanted something so much, has never felt so much lust
What did I say about gaslighting? This is gaslighting.
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> With the boy's little cock
He isn't even ON testosterone. This is just a female child they want to rape but make it a 'boypussy'.
> So wide that just a little more and he would probably tear his muscles
He's just so pale and smol he can be torn apart like a chicken wing.
> It feels so embarrassingly good that he wants to disappear
> He wants his daddy and uncle to destroy him
Keep an eye on this line because our 'lustful' 12-year-old promptly forgets about it and acknowledges that what is happening is, indeed, fucked up.
> Sucking off all the son's juices from his puffy lips
This is a 12-year-old.
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> Why does his dad want to share him with his brother? Why did he betray him?
A few sentences ago you were consumed by lust and wanted to get 'destroyed' by your father and uncle. Now you are worried about being betrayed and taken advantage of. Pick a fucking struggle.
> Come, gonna let you know how tasty you are, kiddo
This is a real line.
> He doesn't understand why both adults are so crazy passionate about his sex
Because you are a female child that has been groomed and they want easy 'boypussy'. That's it. The fact they waited until the mother was dead speaks volumes; the fact this grooming has been going on for years and he thinks it's a betrayal that his father would sell him out to his uncle says a lot more.
>You know this stretch, you can take it
In the business we call this foreshadowing.
> Viktor is just too short still
The vagina elongates when aroused. It still has some growth to do because this is a prepubescent child the author decided to have a wank to. These people want only adults reading their work because they KNOW this isn't for kids, yet proceed to sexualize said kids anyways.
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> You will take it even more bud
The Hispanic Hog and the White Wonderdong at it again.
> Just like his daddy usually does
Now I gotta wonder: how long has this sexual abuse been happening? Later on we find out his mother died shortly after he was eight years old, meaning this is a true and honest cradle robber.
> You were born to take us, you know? You do it so well
Something something complementary genitalia something. It isn't accurate here because it would still be underdeveloped and he would more than likely die from being penetrated like that. But who cares? Masturbate to this shit just as the ESL Ching Chong/Cartel Cunt wants.
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> I need to see you squirting from that baby cunny
Another real line.
> Exposing a thick, veiny dick
Let me guess. It's above 9 inches.
> Move his little fingers along the hard shaft
He's just uwu so smol.
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> He wonders if Jayce misses her, too
The fuck he doesn't, because he jumped to cradle robbing as soon as he tossed her into the crematorium. He wanted to break some records.
> Where did it all go wrong?
Why are you suddenly acting as if this is a major crime when you JUST had him act like he was being 'fucked stupid' and wanted to be 'destroyed' by his father and uncle? You write about how much he enjoys it and how much he loves orgasming and NOW it's evil and wrong? Pick a lane, you sick bitch.
> Unmercilessly
> His actions are not unmerciful
Uh huh.
> Daddy and uncle's fingers are so thick they form a visible mound in the lower part of his tummy
No. Your skin is not paper-thin. There are five muscles surrounding the uterus and their fingers are NOT thick enough for them to be seen through it. We are not finger puppets. Feel free to try that shit with a hammer, sharp end up, and see if it sticks up through YOUR vaginal walls.
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So, Jayce, his father, makes it a habit to ejaculate into this child's mouth and has done so for years. Said child is disgusted at the act and doesn't want to do it, but is 'driven to lust' and wants to be 'destroyed' by both males because 'the body wants what it wants'. I told you it was gaslighting. This author cannot decide whether the 12-year-old thinks it is grooming or not.

The next scene takes place on a Wednesday, and our victim decides, for now, that what happened was a decidedly Not Good Thing. There's a line about him 'feeling Jayce's core in his mouth' - which she means cum - and he goes to school while his abuser(s) act like nothing happened. He spends too long at the library to get away from his father, but his father finds him and tries to bribe him with a milkshake from his favourite café. Viktor now decides that he has The Bad Touch, which lends credence to the idea that the wine he drank was drugged. He tries to spend as much time away from his father as he can, but Jayce comes into his room and tells him to eat his dinner or else he'll force him to eat it. He also demands that Viktor spend the night sleeping with him in his bed, to which Viktor wishes he could refuse, but cannot. He dreams of wolves with hazel and blue eyes tearing him apart.

As the days go by, we learn that no, this kid does not want his father and uncle to destroy him. Gio sends him a text that he can't wait to see him on Thursday, writing 'hope you miss me'. He scrubs himself so hard in the shower that he nearly bleeds. Author also writes 'phantom' as 'fantom'.

On Friday, his father finds him at the park outside of his school, soaking wet, because all those lines about being a slave to lust and wanting to get destroyed by your pedophilic father and uncle disappear once post-nut clarity hits. He takes him back to the car and finds that his uncle is there. They drive him back home and Viktor goes to take a shower to get the autumn chill out, only to be picked up like a bride after he gets out. Jayce tells him he is 'not a small boy anymore' and that he can take what he and his brother are going to do to him. The living room is filled with all sorts of bottles of wine and beer, meaning they fully intended on plying this child with alcohol (which is what Pakistani groomers did to their British victims, remember) and he snaps at Giopara that he 'can't fuck him without being drunk'. Gio laughs at him, but it is his father who admonishes him, telling him 'that's not how good boys behave' and that he is 'ruining the moment'. A punishment, they waterboard him with wine again, and it's here that my initial theory is proven correct: they are indeed drugging the wine, because Viktor gets immediately aroused, and undergoes a sexual interrogation. This is where they film their second scene.
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> He doesn't like being shared with uncle Giopara like some kind of sex toy
This is a 12-year-old that they are talking about, btw.
> Revealing milky skin
Because pedophilia works best with white kids, y'know?
> Destruction suits this boy so well, an ideal plasticine that can be sculpted into anything they want
I sincerely hope that plasticine gets turned into C4 and shoved up your ass.
> Cute socks, as always. Deer today?
This is a dogwhistle for pedophilia. 'Deertor', which started thanks to VeeforVindicta and rou_tan_tan, is ALWAYS used for child Viktor. This bitch may not speak perfect English but she knows what this shit means.
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> He doesn't know why he does this
Drugs, baby.
> Wanna have your daddy right here, love?
I want your prostate ripped out and fed to a Chinaman.
> And...and fuck me
Yeah, that's fucking drugs. No 12-year-old talks like this. Again: they don't want kids reading their shit but are fine sexualizing children to act like adults.
> Have you fingered yourself, thinking about us, kid?
No?
> I bet you missed the feeling of being stuffed, don't you?
You'll never guess what happens next.
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> Hnnnnnggg
Perfect sex dialogue for child sex predators.
> Feels every twitch of uncle dick under his palm
When the Engrish makes pedophilia seem almost entertaining vs a telltale sign that the author deserves a bat to the face.
> Those hands could strangle without any effort
Because he's uwu so smol.
> What terrifies Viktor the most is two hard, leaking cocks
> How is he supposed to take them inside without his organs being rearranged, destroyed even?
Spoiler: he doesn't. He bleeds, and the author thinks it's all due to a 'torn hymen'. That's not a torn hymen. That's a straight up vaginal prolapse because you think a 12-year-old can take and should take a 10 inch dick.
> He would never do this in a normal condition
That's why they are plying you with drugs and alcohol.
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> He's making things intended only for adults now, so he's definitely one of them
No. You are 12-years-old, barely entering puberty, and are being drugged and film for family members that are making child pornography. You are not an adult because you have no say in being filmed and are not making your wants and wishes known. If the author just made them all adults it'd still be shit but they would be ADULTS.
> I'm pretty sure your kid knows how to suck off an adult
12-year-old kid, btw.
> The taste of slick and musky smell of the adult body, of the aroused flesh
And this kid can take a 10-inch penis no problem down his throat. Treating kids like adults again.
> The man who could have literally anyone chose him, a fucking child
In which the author has a moment of self-awareness.
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> Unmercifully
Finally, the proper term vs 'unmercilessly'.
> You are taking me like a champ. Good kid. Daddy taught you so well
Kids like these either end up prostitutes or Aileen Wuornos. Keep that revolver loaded.
> The shaft is too huge for his mouth, so it hurts to open it so wide
Nothing like a 12-14-year-old shoving a penis the size of a Coke bottle into his mouth. But the author totally isn't a pedophile because it doesn't involve REAL kids!
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> It feels horrible, but at the same time, the thought of it felt good looms somewhere at the very edge of his consciousness
That's the spiked alcohol talking.
> He is a man now, he reminds himself
You haven't even hit puberty yet. Second, your sex is female and they know it. Nothing here indicates that you are male whatsoever; the author just slapped these tags on because it's easier to read 'male' pedophilia done to a 'boy' than a female child.
> Holy fuck, I didn't know little boys can squirt like that
They don't, because he's female.
> Oh, it's gonna hurt, bud
She's not joking about that.
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> Spits at his nephew's cunt
Why do you need to spit when he already squirted?
> Daddy is gonna kiss your tummy from the other side. From the inside
Just write 'from the inside', you ESL bitch. Whatever country you are from, you did not get enough freedom bombs.
> Holy fuck, you are so small that I already want to come. And it's just the tip
This is a 12-year-old. It doesn't surprise me that he is bleeding; what gets me is that the author think it's just from a torn hymen. Hymens don't bleed like that. That blood is from torn vaginal walls, which lead to greater injuries and potential infections and even death.
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> I can't put it in fully, you're so short
Because he has an underdeveloped vagina, you fuck.
> Your little cunny is so perfect, baby
another real line.
> He licks away the blood, probably coming because of his torn hymen
Torn hymens don't bleed like that. If it's 'dripping in small streams', that is solely due to a vaginal tear. I don't think he's 'enjoying papa's cock' when he's crying like that.
> Gets used to the stretch of that monstrous cock
These people would rather write this character being a pedophile with a dick down to his ankles than have him be with his canon love interest, remember.
> Delicately wrapping around the part of intrusion that managed to get inside the boy
'Delicate' and it's torn and bleeding so profusely it's coating your rapist's dick and balls.
> What an embarrassment, to piss himself on his dad's lap like he is a fucking child again
He still is a fucking child, you pedo bitch. 18k words of you fapping to this shit.
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> You can come for daddy and uncle
It really is not that hard to age up this character and have a weird incest play.
> Swollen boy-clit
100% real and if anyone wants to tell you that fanfic authors don't write so poorly, you can quote me and this line on this.
> Gonna fuck you just like you asked
Here's the thing: he never asked, because he never explicitly consented.
> His angrily red folds and brother's shaft with a squelching touch
Always 'squelching' and squirting like a damn octopus.
> It's tough to imagine that such a tight and small hole could accommodate such a size itself
Barely. Did we forget that this kid is profusely bleeding? If his dick is 'glistening' from the blood, that is not due to a torn hymen (x3). That's full on internal bleeding.
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> Uncle caresses the moving bulge in his nephew's stomach
What was that about having your guts rearranged?
> Wanna deeper
This isn't English.
> You are so pretty when you are getting destroyed
Funny you should say that - that's what's going to happen when you go to prison.
> Can't wait to fuck you. Maybe you'll like it more with me than with your dad
Tell that to the judge.
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> He doesn't allow the tip of his cock to penetrate his son's cervix
I am begging this Chink or whatever fucking foreign shit she speaks to learn that you cannot penetrate the cervix. It does not fucking work like that.
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> Spits into his own palm. He smears his saliva over his cunt slowly
I was about to ask why he was doing this again, but it's to see that 12-year=old 'slut hole' be opened like that dick is a speculum and to see it glob around on bloodied walls. What a way to talk to a minor.
> Throbbing boy-clit
If I see this again, someone is going to become an Alabama wind chime.
> How dad has managed to stretch your baby cunt
A real fucking line. These people insist they are not pedophiles.
> Just slightly pushes in and fills the boy in one motion
'Slightly', you say? The kid has been effectively torn open. There will be no 'velvety walls' left - he will need emergency surgery.
> Wanna breed you. Wanna cum inside your little womb, give you a sibling
another real line. It also says a lot that they keep calling him a boy, yet know exactly what sex he is because boys don't get pregnant. Threats of pregnancy so young are a fear only girls and women know.
> More blood and slick leaking from Viktor's abused cunt
Oh? I thought it was just the hymen that was torn.
> You were born just for me to fuck you, to breed you, you know?
I can see why they waited for the mother to die. They were eyeing this kid since he was born.
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> Tell you like to be raped
There's that Engrish again. I wasn't exaggerating when I used that line as a spoiler. These are 100% real lines that deserve to be mocked.
> Need to be raped, to be bred by papa
But if I say you need that prostate ripped out or to be sodomized by ICE agents, I'M the villain.
> He's being destroyed, falling apart on a cock that made him
I'm sure ER doctors would be happy to learn the circumstances of this.
> You are squirting already
I am frankly fucking sick of this happening during brutal rapes. It's always used as a 'hey, you squirted, therefore you liked it' mentality. Hearing it come from the mouth of a pedo bitch makes it worse; did YOU squirt when you were raped, dear author? If so, how detailed was it? Did you gush or was it a few drops? What, am I crossing a line, now?
> Your little baby pussy is so perfect
...fucking Christ.
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> Emptying the balls to the last droplet. Jayce for sure has torn Viktor's cervix apart
Right. Good luck telling that to ER doctors because that's not something you can just sleep off.
> Semen leaves thick trails between the boy's legs
It's later written that despite ejaculating twice, he's still hard and manages to have a seminal volume one would find in a milk jug.
> Your favourite uncle's and his little slut nephew time
This isn't English. The One Child Policy clearly missed one.
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> Even in a flat state, it's fucking big
> It's crusty
Gross.
> Unwillingly chubby boy-clit
What did I say about seeing this line? She has to call it a 'boy clit' to remind you that this is a True and Honest Boy and not a female child, so you won't get the same visceral reactions you would if a girl was being raped so graphically. It's their 'sweet spot' to write this shit and not be condemned.
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> Do you feel good, being filled in both sides, like a fucking slut
Reminder they are talking about a 12-year-old here.
> Past the glands, into the contracting throat
Because a man who does not have an erection, suddenly gets erect and can bend his penis at a 90 degree angle, and also ejaculate large seminal volumes in a way that populate the planet for the next 200 years.
> Pale column of the boy's throat
Yeah it might be pedophilia BUT LOOK AT THAT WHITE SKIN. LOOK AT IT. WHITE PRIDE WOLRDWIDE
> So young and already a cockslut
12 years old. They're all talking like Epstein now.
> You were born to suck dicks
See point above.
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> How does he have so much liquid still stored
Good question.
> Just suck that dick that made you
Another real line.
> Uncle Gio and I wouldn't tell anyone about this small incident if you behave
And that's how groomers work: they threaten you that if you say anything they'll make it worse, while holding that blackmail above you.
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> He's too short to encircle the adult's body entirely
Yeah because he's 12.
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> Now stop being so pathetic and whiny, asking for your mom
Rubbing it in his face because the mother would have never allowed for this and would have used the courts to seek custody. Makes one wonder if the dad didn't just straight up murder her for access to his - ahem - 'boy-clit'.
> He is still fucking big
Yeah, we know. You can't stop talking about it.
> I can feel your cuntlips on my cock
After writing 18k of this and you still thought this was a good line? GTFO here.
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> Mosquito bite of a hardened nipple
Told you. He's prepubescent.
> Thank you for raping me
I can think of someone else that's going to return the favour. Rhymes with 'mice'
> He gushes around Giopara
What did I say about having the character violently squirt during a rape? They ALWAYS do this. They make it seem as if it's SOOOO good and so enjoyable to just have your insides violently torn and ripped apart to the point you bleed as if you are menstruating. 'Velvety inner walls'? Try tenderized meat. There is nothing velvety or delicate about it.
> Your pussy is so perfect
> You little slut, your kid cunt is fucking hungry for adult cock, isn't it?
You cannot ever convince me these people are not born and bred pedophiles just because they don't go after real kids. This is the middle ground for it. In what world is it acceptable to write shit like this with a straight face with the sole purpose of getting other people to masturbate to it?
> Rape me, want to carry your child
You're more likely to die from pregnancy, but that is the point. It's being used as a weapon. Very masc, to be threatened with pregnancy and childbirth.
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> Hole fuck it was worth it
Very punny if I do say so myself.
> Who has raped your cunt this evening?
I cannot BELIEVE this is a real line.
> Have you enjoyed being used like a whore? To have your baby cunt stuffed, like you are a slut, by your dad and lovely uncle?
Someone spent a good few hours of their life writing this, posting it, and doing it for the knowledge that people would furiously masturbate to it. Who, you might ask? A pedophile user by the name of 'BebeSeed'.

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Just a few bad apples, I'm told. They don't represent the community.

Amazing how this is being said on an AO3 sub and they aren't being jumped for being heckin' transphobic. Now, you can't say that they 'aren't real gay men' if they are having public sex in alleyways or parks - because that's something that happened so often they were getting hit with charges related to it. It's not hard to find articles of gay men getting busted for having orgies in parks; in some cases the parks are closed off for the night so they can fuck in private without getting interrupted.

"They aren't talking about how yaoi is oppressing them" because they aren't the ones saying it. Gay men are. Gay men think it's a watered down version of their lives and this comment chain proves it. You don't normally see yaoi boys snorting lines of coke in dirty bathrooms and getting their anuses blown out on the daily or taking date rape drugs to get high (yes, that's something they use it for, also relaxes said anal muscles). They're nearing the point and missing the point. Actual gay men disgust fujos because of their carefree attitude towards sex. Fujos still want their boys to love each other and be romantic the way a woman sees it, not how a man sees it. Gay men normally do not write fanfiction - they draw graphic gay porn and their style is remarkably different to how a woman draws it. They are getting upset that gay men don't see them 'at their level', while saying these young fujos couldn't stand seeing gay guys fuck in a dirty bathroom.

Which is it? Is BL gay sex and representative of gay men, or does it dress up gay men? You can't argue gay men are getting upset when pooners 'can't handle' the real lifestyle. Sounds TERFy as shit, something the AO3 subreddit doesn't allow. They must have pruned out the genderspecials because that egg-cracking comment would have sent them into overdrive.
 
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Here's something a little more light-hearted that, thankfully, stars adults. Features uncontrollable ejaculation and the need to breed one's favourite professor.
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> He was special
> It wasn't like he was deluding himself
Sounds like you're deluding yourself. Come to find out, his special talent has nothing to do with magic...but with his seminal volume.
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> For reasons he didn't understand, the idea of Viktor viewing him as a son made his stomach churn
Yeah because an incestuous romance is really icky, isn't it?
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> I have always wanted children of my own. I never found the right person to raise them with
> The way someone who could carry a baby themselves would do
Lmao. That is what clocks him, and not his femur or his tiny waist as it does in other fics.
> My body was not born male
> I have never taken steps that would permanently impact my fertility
Yeah, about that. Long term T use eventually leads to atrophying organs that must be removed or else they'll begin necrotizing. Many FTMs who do go on T long term have to have hysterectomies. Fertility must be preserved young when they can freeze their eggs or before their uterus and other organs are fried to shit.
> Raising a child alone is not nearly as difficult as I was led to believe
Speak for yourself. Single mothers already get enough shit in society.
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> Only found the testosterone he injected, while he swapped them for harmless vitamins
...he's going to know the difference, retard. You don't inject vitamins! He's going to notice the difference immediately when the desired results start getting fucky! What kind of reasoning is this? Imagine swapping out testosterone vials for Flintstone vitamins thinking that's going to go without him noticing!
> For at least ten years now, he had woken up with a throbbing erection
Ten years of unending boners? Sounds like you need to visit a doctor - or a farm hand. Or a fertility clinic. Raise an entire army of horny idiots. 'Murica can be saved.
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> Shoves of his own orgasm drying all over the front up to his chin
Night emissions, stay the fuck back. These are nightly targeted airstrikes, smacking their targets like it's the Gaza strip. Rivers, you say? Coming as soon as you hit the bed? Better get a cup for all that precious semen - it ain't gonna stay fresh once you hit your 30s.
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> He'd come from the slightest things
Oh, so he's like Moist Critical.
> His cheeks grew ruddy when someone pointed out the stark-red blood on his white robes
So, he's nearing menopause and his periods would become erratic if he was not on long-term T. If he desired a child, he should have frozen those eggs. They're now roasted with T like a Starbucks brew.
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> To the seed he was saving to pump deep inside him
I love how there's no beating around the bush (ha!) here. The premise is simple: a man is so horny for silver fox pussy he comes ropes and ropes like he's a candy shop.
> Don't begin to wonder, to imagine, what the pussy they are going to fill might look or taste like
It never tastes like onions or feels like sandpaper, because T in this world is like a fancy lube that makes you squirt like a squid.
> Maybe after the baby was born and weaned and growing and old and...forever
At this rate you'll be breaking records for impregnation at advanced ages. Praying you don't spread that autism!
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He sure is blasé about having his very essential medicine being tampered with. Guess those Flintstones vitamins really do hit the spot.
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> Donor
First time I've heard a gender neutral term used here.
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> A pretty pink pussy surrounded by smooth greying hair
As Ben Franklin once said, 'and in the dark, all cats are grey'.
> I've been doing research
Excellent! Have you been genetically tested? That gene for seminal volume might proof useful.
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> Most were as big as Jayce's cock or even larger
Is he 13 inches? If he's smaller than that, he can't be felt. Loser!
> Keep you hard enough to plug me full between erections
This dood felt the baby fever so hard he had a special cock ring to milk his favorite Latino. It sounds like an Onion article, TBH
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> I want your load deep beneath me
Quotable line, 100%.
> Spill lewd noises
What, no 'obscene squelching'? Sad?
> Throbbing of his little cock
Compared to that massive Mexican Milker? I'll say!
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> Needing remain planted on the mattress for support
What?
> Your legs on my shoulders
Glad he can bend his legs that way.
> Fuck me full until your seed takes
Another quotable line.
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> Felt a torrent of come pulse its way through his cock
> Felt his seed soak his cock well above the tip, threatening to overflower
> He felt the orgasm and didn't at the same time
Sure, he didn't 'feel' it...while explicitly feeling it to the point he could've changed the water table with his semen.
> He wanted Viktor to have his baby
> Wants to shower their baby with affection
Oh, so you want to continue your bloodline and have a child that looks like you, eh? That sounds very conservative!
> Flawless father
The term is 'uterus owner', 'gestational carrier' and 'pregnant person'.
> People reached menopause
Which people reach menopause? YOU want to be referred to as a father despite not siring a child, but every other woman is a 'menstruating person'? Rules for thee but not for me.
> People reached menopause at 60
I can't imagine the types of genetic problems a baby born to a mother like that would face. You'd be 80 by the time they were 20.
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Well, goofy and ridiculous as this is...it ain't pedophilia. It's funny quotable, not horror quotable. Man should start freezing his sperm lest he creates an army of Mexican-Czech Chris-Chans.

The ~Professional Author~ has come out with Chapter 2 of her pedigree-approved work. $60k later and she still can't write 'OK' properly.
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Normally, starting off a second chapter with a flashback is considered the laziest and easiest way to move your plot along, and is normally seen for teenage writers trying to get their toes wet in writing for the first time. You do not expect to see it in a ~professional~ with a degree to her name.
> You got the cripple from the sumps in your lab partner
This is supposed to be League Jayce and Viktor, who are very different from their Arcane counterparts. We don't exactly know how disabled LoL Viktor was, but he decidedly was hardier and less of a pushover than how he appears here. This author doesn't seem to know about the lore at all, and just winged it for the hell of it.
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> I'm not a biology guy
Funny. Neither is the author. Ask her about anisogamy and you'll get a blank.
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This dialogue isn't as witty or cute as you think it is. It is remarkably cringe and awful. Viktor acts like a teenage girl - which he is - who is never taken seriously and is the butt of the joke when he was already in an advanced school by the time he was 19 and was known to be a workaholic. I doubt he'd act like this, even as a teenager.
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This is supposed to be taking place in a modern day AU, btw, where transphobia is a big problem while our stuck-up jock totally doesn't have, like, a problem with it, dude.
> Khaki uniform pants
> Denim
Pick one. You don't wear denim as a school uniform.
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> God
They believe in a polytheistic religion. 'God' for Zaunites is Janna.
> Don't tell anyone that you keep tampons for your girlfriend?
Of course the pooner begins crying when the jock goes through his backpack, empties the contents and then clocks him as a woman because his class schedule has his deadname on it (where's their version of the HRC or SPLC to launch a hate crime complaint?). I guarantee you that 'F' there is literally genocide for this poor, poor character whose only purpose in life s to be trans and...chained to a bed and consistently raped. Very interesting projection you've got there, dear author.
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> I don't want to be that guy
> Proceeded to act like that guy
Yeah that 'that's the reason I targeted so quickly' line showed he was in good faith all along.
> Somehow that's more offensive than bullying me
What, you want to be bullied like a MAN, now? Better put your fists up then, because you're going to start losing your teeth.
> I was a chubby kid
Classic 'I was a fatass and now I'm a Chad' trope.
> It saved my mom's life
This is not Jayce Talis, this is Jayce Giopara. We don't even know if Giopara's parents are alive; he was taken in by the Giopara clan, hence his surname that isn't actually his. Giopara was always a working class guy; Talis came from an upper middle-class family that had some sway in the upper echelons. They are remarkably different characters, but this ~PROFESSIONAL~ is conflating the two.
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> Just drop the Cool Guy act
"Yeah you outed me in the boy's bathroom but that's OK because you're really a good person and you're hot."
> Beef brain
Take a drink every time she writes this, because that's all he calls Jayce and it gets irritating real quick.
> Gas money
They don't have internal combustion engines. Yes, I get this is a modern AU, but we don't have magic in our universe. They use Magitech.
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> I like beef brain
I'm sure you do, Miss Tampon.
> Sometimes shit happens
> Literally ate a dozen burritos at a Taco Bell spinoff and shat himself
Yeah, that fits. You know this one is white because Talis would just make Mexican food at home.
> You truly are a beef-brain
You truly are retarded, Miss Tampon.
> It is efficient and non-threatening to the environment
It still leads to radiation poisoning as can be seen in S2. It was a plot point before they dropped it in favour of yeeting Ekko and Jayce out of the storyline until Episode 7.
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I hate this dialogue. It makes me want to huff gasoline. Very, very professional.
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> I'm not cool
Correct, you're a loser. Now you're going to be chained to a bed and raped repeatedly to prevent an apocalypse that might not ever have happened because these are completely different characters.
- Home-based
HOME BASE, you fucking retard. Professional writer, everyone.
> Once, a filthy old sofa sat nestled beside a grimy workbench
> Once
> It's still there
Professional. Writing.
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> The blood stains darkened to a putrid brown, a spill of life splattered
Two fucking paragraphs for a stained couch that, going by the writing, is assumed to be nonexistent. If it's been there long enough to look like it came from a land fill, those blood stains would not be new. They would become part of the fabric and would not be 'darkened'; they'd already be there.
> His large calloused hands
Hey, do you know which one of them is the real man? It's the one with the yeti puncher hands.
> I know you are not mine, but you will be
He said evilly, the evil man. He says that Viktor isn't his, before saying that he is, and generally acting like a bad OUAT villain.
> Shedding rust and calcium stains at each touch
Viktor would never let his tools get to that state. He would have polished them all like they were brand new.
> The radiant, youthful face of his friend flickered in his mind, resembling the young man who had once lounged on the sofa
?? He's CURRENTLY TIED TO THAT SOFA. The fuck you mean 'once lounged'? Professional writer.
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> Perhaps not even livable in its condemned condition
> There's electricity, running water and workable plumbing
> Someone is still paying the rent
So it is not, in fact, condemnable and unlivable.
> Coffee maker full of mold
Should've bought more vinegar.
> Self-made surgical scars and deep bruising from Jayce's foot
Those clown-shoe feet sure do deal a lot of damage.
> Snailing speeds with a savouring swipe
This does not make any sense whatsoever. You really have to love how this author immediately jumped to make this character a rapist.
> he would have to sterilize the limited tools with fire
That's not going to work if they're already rusty, you retard. You need to clean them with chemical agents and bonding agents to fix them before sterilizing them, and you don't have a forge in that lab.
> Biology has never been my thing, but how could it be?
In which the author admits she skipped STEM for her shitty writing degree.
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> Laptop
Modern AU and they have Wifi but Viktor doesn't have a 3D printer. OK.
> A plastic quarantined cell set up in the lab
PLASTIC IS NOT GOING TO KEEP HIM CONTAINED. HE CAN JUST CUT THROUGH IT WITH THE HEXCLAW. WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THIS?!
> A convulsion of both organic and arcane forces
That is not what the word 'convulsion' means. You mean 'combination'. You have a degree and yet cannot use an online dictionary to save your life. 'Convulsion' also means 'social and political upheaval.' 'A social and political upheaval of forces DOES NOT FIT this sentence.
> Knew that this creature was not constructed with tools and standard metals, but born into this divine form
And he knows that because...? Well, guesswork, despite wondering what he was made of not a few sentences earlier. God, I hate this worldbuilding and internal logic. I really do.
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> Queen of the hive
We're not even trying to stick with consistent pronouns, are we? Deadnaming is SUCH a big issue unless WE do it, sweaty.
> That sounds idiotic
She says, while living in a world where people like Mordekaiser exists and Yordles are spiritual beings that occupy the physical and immaterial realms. What a fucking stupid thing to say.
> The bug is way too advanced for that asshole
> His machines are goofy, flawed and goddamn ugly
They are prototypes for a reason. He also invented Blitzcrank, but it's not like the author is going to mention him, now will she?
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> Leave V out of tis
You were just talking about him a sentence earlier.
> Nothing about Viktor is right! He's mentally deranged
Not as deranged as the bumfuck Latino about to rearrange his insides in the name of preventing the apocalypse.
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> That giant fart face
That is a real line, but God, does it sound even worse in this context.
> Are the chains necessary? You broke my ribs
There's no point in acting snarky towards Mr. Evil Evilly here who is talking about chaining you up for the 'greater good'. I always hate it when characters do that. You are not threatening.
> Where are we exactly? Where can I find your current lab?
He asks, as if the area does not look like a lab and was the first address Viktor gave.
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> I think we established I can and will get you to talk, or I'll rip that robotic leg off
I love how this author decided that her greatest idea was to make the Latino character a rapist who is always threatening to chop people up like it's a cartel massacre. You are really shedding those stereotypes, girl. I don't think that 'I'm queer, you can't criticize me' shield is going to work as good as you think it will.
> You no longer have the right to defy me
Straight up talking like Sephiroth now.
> If you are going to act like an animal, I'll treat you like one
Pot calling the kettle black.
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> They'll die on the spot
Ooh, tough guy. All they have to do is break your bum leg and you are done for. Remember that? The author sure doesn't because she forgets that Jayce is disabled.
> Their blood is on your hands
He said evilly, while being evil.
> What do you do to me while I was unconscious?
*What did you do to me while I was unconscious. Professional writer.
> You're augmentations
PROFESSIONAL WRITER AND YET HER BITCH ASS CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE. How was Jayce able to fix his lungs when all the tools were rusty and there was no proper equipment to open up his ribs?
> Scratching his beard
You are missing a period there.
> Stop acting like you, eh, know who I am
Take a drink for these next few sentences because they will drive you up the wall.
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> Heh
Protip: stop starting your sentences with this. It doesn't make your dialogue quirky or lively. It makes me want to beat your professors for ever awarding you a degree.
> He's got stupid big blue eyes and crusty ass fair skin
LMAO AS IF YOU AREN'T A CRUSTY ASS WHITE BITCH. Giopara has 'crusty ass' white skin but Jayce is the spicy Latino who is a rapist and evilly evil cartel member. Genius writing.
> A large body, rippling muscles, and a puppy-dog pout
> Heh, you're in love with him
Shut the fuck up.
> His brain is made of mashed potatoes
Do they even have potatoes where they're at?
>I am not some prize to claim
> You are mine. My partner, my project, my wife
Misgendering and transphobia is OK when WE do it, sweaty. It's bad when Giopara did it with tampons, but it's fine with our dirty brown man does it because brown cis men can't be transphobic, or something.
> I am not a monster
You kidnapped him, broke his ribs, chained him to a bed, and will rape him chapter by chapter in order to prevent an apocalypse you let happen. God, this keeps getting more and more retarded.
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It's *couldn't have fooled me, you dumb bitch. You're a professional writer; know the difference.
> He wished for his Jayce to bust through the door and rescue him
Yeah, get that crusty ass white man to engage in a race war to save his lil waifu from the Mexican Menace. What a fucking plot point to go for; optics is clearly not this woman's strong suit. Keep at it, Professional Writer - show us that Mexicans are dirty invaders who are only good for rape.

Fujofrankenstein finished her divorce fic. Similar to the one that involved suicide-by-hemlock, this one never addresses the reason for such a dramatic breakup.
We left off the previous chapter with Jayce and Viktor leaving on good terms after Viktor was well enough for him to live on his own. Viktor feels immense regret for torching his relationship with Jayce, and we find out that it was all because he was 'scared of how good he had it' with him. I'm not joking; she decided to go with the pettiest reason for him to break up and ruin an engagement over some innate fear. He then wonders why Jayce is doing so much better without him and stands on his own person without him, thinking he should get a therapist of his own before deciding not to. He ponders about what right he has to re-insert himself into Jayce's life, noting how they were each other's orbit in the most toxic, BPD way imaginable. He misses his life dearly, see; misses his job, friends and love, while torching it all because he was scared.

Viktor then texts Jinx - the author seems to project herself the most on her - and she had to find out Viktor was sick through his ex-boyfriend. She tells him not to do it again and calls him a 'useless lump of homosexuality'. These people really need to learn what words mean. Similar to 'you can be my full time daddy', these group chats have 'operations' where people team up to do stuff. For some reason, Vi and Cait have had a total turnaround and want to 'bring Viktor home' and managed to get Ekko into this mess despite the fact this is his first mention ever in this fic. The characterization has never been consistent, but what ca you expect from a shotacon who isn't aware she's a sex pest herself? Anyways - Viktor returns to work and finds out it's Just Not For Him; despite all the money and tech in the world it just doesn't have the humanity and love he and Jayce had, BPD mood swings and all. He wonders if there is any hope left as he keeps getting texts from Jayce, down to debating whether a pigeon or a crow would win in a fight as if crows do not eat roadkill regularly and can tear off flesh with their beaks. These texts and 'tee hee so warm and funny' interactions are all an attempt to get Viktor to leave his cushy job and come back to Piltover from shitty San Francisco. All that talk about giving each other space and not being co-dependent and toxic are tossed out the window because they totally can't live without each other and are the Sun in each other's lives. BTW, did you know Vi sucks at assembling IKEA furniture? LMAO butches suck at DIY projects.

There's a funny little tidbit where Viktor says he went to the Farmer's Market in San Francisco and that no one there was wearing deodorant. Since it's mostly white people who attend Farmer's Markets, he's basically saying a bunch of pot-smoking liberals and pooners like him smell like shit and make it unbearable for those trying to buy fresh produce. This doesn't last long; before you know it, he's back to talking to Jayce over academic portals and bonding over polymer papers and now to stabilize new crystals. October comes and goes and when November comes around, he has his Moment of Clarity after getting drunk on wine and wonders why he reacted the way he did to a public proposal he never agreed to. He misses his old life, see, with all the chaos and friends and family that were just as quick to beat the shit out of him for making the BPD Latino look bad. He ends up calling him and confesses that he 'can't live without him' and that he thought he deserved the emptiness because Jayce 'didn't deserve to live with someone like him'...which really calls into question why this Woe is Me trope is used so often when all it does is make the person look like the biggest piece of shit. Oh, that person didn't deserve to be shackled to you? So leave and be content in your loneliness. You don't get to cry about it like the woman you are over a perfectly functional (terms and conditions apply) relationship you tanked.

Jayce, ever the loyal Latino dog, books a red eye flight to California to be there for the wretched trans mess that tanked it all because he was 'scared' and didn't want to drag down someone like him, uwu. He gets there at 5 a.m. and Viktor AGAIN says that if he doesn't want to do it he doesn't have to, but Jayce is committed. He says that his love isn't conditional on him being perfect and that therapy has helped him build a separate foundation where he wants Viktor ON it, but not be the sole foundation of it. Jayce makes the declaration that he chooses Viktor, warts and all, and in response, it's Viktor that proposes marriage this time.
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> Too good to be true
And he's a BPD nightmare that has to be on 20 different types of SSRIs and medications just to function and had to go to therapy because he was so obsessed with this white man he was non-functional. If he ain't a pedo or a groomer, he's clingy.
> Feels himself growing wetter and wetter
This despite getting a full hysto and being on T for years.
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> Bruised him in the shape of a T
Hehe, it's just like a T-bone steak, get it? It's a tone and he's about to get BONED - OK I'll stop now.
> Frankly obscene wet spot
> He feels himself grow impossibly wetter
I'd hope so because you've said this three times already.
> Slow to take to his more dominant tendencies
Because he's a man and men are more naturally dominant, eh? It's not bioessentialism when WE do it, sweaty.
> Sex and kink have always felt like an extension of their intellectual connection
Right, and this man has been shooting live rounds instead of blanks with all those SSRIs.
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> Fabric sticking and then releasing from his cunt with a squelch
Ladies, does it sound like a wet rag when you take your panties off? If not, you might not be trying enough T. T makes you drool like a xenomorph.
> Until Viktor is nothing more than a cunt being licked
Funny, because that's all he ever is.
> His aching, abused cock
> Grin around his clit
Pick one.
> Writhe on the bed like a dying fish
Quite the simile there.
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> Finger fucks him through it
Yeah, that's right. Finger him like a Scrub Daddy.
> He hasn't even been jerking off while he's been in California
Living in San Fran with its shit maps and druggies will do that to you.
> Can you ever forgive me for running?
No? Your excuse was that you were 'scared' and were 'unworthy' of his love, which are the shittiest excuses ever. You just didn't want to commit and refused to take accountability like any other troon. You tanked this relationship because YOU were scared, but not because of the fact that your partner had a toxic co-dependency and tried to off himself when you left. These people are utterly pathetic.
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> I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you
So why didn't you just FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT like 'real men' before you decided to break up? You left for a rival company because you were 'scared of commitment' and 'didn't want to bring a good man down', and yet did those things anyways. Rather than make this character seem pitiable, Cleo just made him a clingy pooner who refuses to take accountability and just wants to be babied like their birth sex for the rest of their life. This is someone who has never been told to shut the fuck up in their life.

Also, they talk WAY TOO MUCH during sex. Even in her grooming fic there wasn't as much talking when 50-year-old Jayce came three times and still managed to have an erection.
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> His head bumping against the headboard
Lmao, imagine if he gave him a concussion.
> Wish you could get me pregnant. You make me wish I never got my hysto. Wouldn't I be so pretty, knocked up with your baby?
No, because the fetus would be fucked up with all that T and would probably look like some fucked up amalgamation of Eddie Guerrero and a Hapsburg Emperor.

After they're done and our Latino Heat makes a sound like he's dying, Viktor decides to leave GenCorp and puts in his two weeks before calling Heimerdinger to let him know he's coming back home. Due to the plot being so convenient, Heimerdinger has his old position lined up and waiting for him, and is told that Viktor will be returning to work with Jayce. Before they can return to Piltover, they decide to eat at a pizza place because airport food sucks, and they discuss plans for their wedding. They decide to just go to the courthouse and get the certificate instead of a grand ole wedding, and they need two witnesses: the members from their 'Nice Transgenders' group chat. Vi, who once threatened to beat the shit out of Viktor, is suddenly excited and ready to act as a witness along with Jinx, and Ekko, that poor nigga, is just dragged along to appear for diversity points.

They return to Piltover and Jinx is screaming IN ALL CAPS as always, and offers to be a witness yet her handwriting is not legible. Similar to 'you can be my full time daddy' Viktor states he 'really fucking loves his family' despite them acting like a bunch of quirky genderspecials who smell of weed and pizza grease. They sign the papers and every is crying and pissing and shitting themselves, and we get to the epilogue.
Did you know Piltover was New York in this and Zaun New Jersey? No wonder the latter is hell on earth. Anyways, our loving BPD couple has decided to adopt a daughter after a Hozier song! I'm not kidding! They're building castles and just having the time of their lives. You'd never know this entire thing started because a pooner pussied out and refused to take accountability for their shitty actions. Maybe Jayce should've taken barbiturates instead of hemlock this time around. It's all about letting yourself want, see - even though that a pooner's wants careened a BPD man to a suicidal spiral and were he any worse he'd probably shoot up a business or two.

Ximena comes over and everyone has a grand ole time like a big ole conservative family. She is very eager to hear about their wedding and everyone is hooting and hollering and it's a chore to read. Ximena wants to eat the weed brownies that Ekko/Jinx brought and she tells Viktor she 'tasted the struggle' in Viktor's stew - because an abeula is absolutely going to tell a white person that their struggle is worse or more sympathetic than her people's - and they all giggle and snicker over weed brownies. The fic ends.

Cleo is not good at writing plot-driven fics. This whole thing started because a pooner was 'afraid' of bringing down a BPD man and didn't want to be a burden - while being the sole burden in this man's life. It was toxic from beginning to end; the Latino Heat cannot exist independently of the white wo(man) and it shows. He was spiraling so hard he could've brought the Titanic up from the depths. As for plot details as to why Viktor chose to go with a rival company, that was never answered. That definitely spoke more of a petty act vs something you do when you run away, and the pettiest act was dropping your boyfriend after a botched proposal. You could have told him you don't like them and he could have done it in your kitchen. If this is a fic about growth, it sure doesn't seem like it. It's stagnant and contradictory and has a distinct lack of accountability, BUT OH MY GOD. THE WEED BROWNIES. WOW, BRO, YOUR STEW SHOWS YOUR OPPRESSION. I AM IN AWE.

Really insane that this all comes from an author who wrote a grooming fic where a 50-year-old man cums three times in a row and doesn't get tired.

Speaking of Fujofrankenstein, SCARABORTION, who was one of the mods and creators of that 'Dadson' week, decided to gift her dear friend an underage fic. The teenager is 17 and six months away from 18, which is really asking for much from a group of people who get off to 15-year-olds and under getting with 40-year-old men. The golden rule always applies: if the man looks like Jerry Seinfeld it's gross, if he's still got a six pack and a full head of hair, it's hot.
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> Be 17 years old
> Watch gratuitous amounts of porn
> Complain that it isn't realistic
> Use it as a teaching method to deepthroat your dad's dick.
Excellent progression of logic, there.
> He's rough around the edges, ruggedly masculine
Funny how we all know what masculine means when it comes to who tops. There's no debate on what behaviours or attitudes they need to engage in for people to look at them and go, 'that's a man'. You INSTINCTIVELY know, and you also know that language such as 'whore, slut, fuck toy' aren't used for boys. They're used for girls to shame them.

It's also weird to call your child a whore and a slut, but they're not actually related in this as Viktor is Jayce's adopted son.
> The boy in the video is getting used on the toy, gagging on the larger man's cock
Uh huh. And is this a real boy, or another cuntboy?
> His father's big, calloused hands
Pack a drink, because she talks about his Yeti punchers a lot.
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> Sometimes he thinks about squishing together the meager fat on his chest to make a nice snug space for Jayce to fuck between
If you don't have any meat, why are you binding? Surely you can go without it, then. But oh no, he still needs to breast bind because THAT causes gender dysphoria while the vagina doing its thing does not.
> For making a monster out of his son's libido
Last I checked, you were the one who stomped your feet and demanded T or else you'd die. Now you're blaming it for increased libido? Pick a struggle.
> He laments not yet being allowed to have a real adult drink
That's never stopped teenagers from getting alcohol. What I find funny is that you have to wait until you are 21 to drink in America, but you are old enough to go on T when you are 14-years-old.
> Showing off his stupid pecs
Stupid manly man with those STUPID pecs and STUPID hair and STUPID 10 inch dick that makes my STUPID pussy wet!
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> Curling his tongue around the very tip to suck away the more sugary liquid
I wonder why his best buds - all of whom are female - encourage him to engage in pseudo-incest with his adoptive father. I noticed this in 'you can be my full time daddy': all of the female characters who were Viktor's friends were lovebombing him, and any who got in his way were treated as dumb bitches. Calling someone a throat goat in front of their adopted parent is inappropriate.
> Maybe the humiliation of turning red, nipples growing stiff under tender touches - getting wet - is a twisted punishment for hurting himself
Hey, there ain't no tits to bind, just ribs to warp. I always find it amusing how their chest gives them so much issue but their vagina getting extra wet and them wanting to breed with the nearest virile male does not.
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> Large hands
> God, his hands
Yes, we know he has big ass yaoi hands, thank you very much
> His swollen little cock
I am once again using the school eraser vs bowling pin analogy here.
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> For once in his entire life Jayce isn't entertaining his bullshit
...how long has he been entertaining his bullshit? Since before he was a teenager?
> Fuck he's big
We know. It always hangs down to his knees while Viktor gets the pristine pink pussy. You cannot tell me that this isn't fancy heterosexual hentai with different labels attached.
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> Shudders at the show of strength
40% greater strength in action. Male privilege is a helluva thing.
> He can feel the hard line of Jayce's cock through his jeans
He can probably feel it from Saturn's orbit.
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> He's big. Bigger than the guys in the videos Viktor watches
And how big were those guys? 8 inches or bigger? Big dicked men in amateur porn are pretty popular. Jayce could put Mike Adriano to shame.
> He's seen it before, just never analyzed it properly enough
Let me guess. He saw it when Jayce came out of the shower, when he wasn't erect. It's clear he's a shower, not a grower.
> What made the doms in those videos moan the loudest
Prostate tickling, obviously, but that clearly isn't for manly men (in the fujo mind, at least).
> Little hands
He's just uwu so smol.
> It looks so easy in those videos
Wow, it's almost as if porn is scripted. Who would've thought?
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> Thick cock
Guess that's one way to clean out one's pipes.
> Until his nose brushes the wiry hair at the base of his dad's cock
Because manly men don't shave or trim. Forget the guy who had a fancy nose trimmer - it's all Tarzan bush down there. Nothing but pure ALPHA MALE MAN.
> Daddy's going to fuck your throat now
This is a real line.
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> Fucking his throat in earnest now
Hope you don't get staph A from getting raw-dogged like that.
> The obscene sound of gagging and the smack of his dad's heavy balls on his chin overtake the room
Just to make sure we all know who the male is: along with having a penis going down to his knees, we need some big balls that you can knock out a chimpanzee with. Some real, masculine, heady, acrid, sweaty alpha male balls.
> If your mouth feels this good
And his pussy will magically be as wet as Deepwater Horizon and never dry up. Just endless gushing and creamy froth.
> Cum floods his throat, who is helpless to do anything but swallow and swallow and swallow
Going with the Mr. Hands volume, I see.

Hard to believe I once gave this author a pass. She's as much a pedophile and sex pest as the rest of them. Cleo herself once got busted being a sex pest to another sex pest in a Sex Pestception, and said sex pest also had a bottom Viktor week (for the Machine Herald) that sputtered out once the Discord got leaked. Call me cruel, but I think everyone involved in this should get the rope.

From the genius of our 13-inch cowboy comes a backstage idol fucking AU. I've yet to see if the hung stud is 13 inches in this, but we'll see. Features a guy swallowing a key before later shitting it out and barely clogging his toilet.
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With an outfit like that, there's no way anyone is going to see that as male. He's dressed like a KATSEYE member It's also not written well because it makes the reader assume that JAYCE is dressed like that, not Viktor. Such a masc getup, looking like a Kpop girl group and Prince all in one.
> Ngh
And sounding like Joe Biden, too? Oof.
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The author says we can guess which idol Viktor is based on. The only guess I'm going to give is Taylor Swift, as she was the one who wrote a song about Travis Kelce's dick. I also could guess Beyoncé, but she keeps that stuff with Jay-Z locked up tight.
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> Pale, unmarked column of his throat
There's that beautiful swan neck we all know and love!
> He wants to inhale the scent of milk and honey from his hair
As it turns out, his pussy also smells like milk and honey. No, I'm not joking about that.
> ZikZok
Do the Jews want to own it in this universe, too? Beware of YOG - Yordle Occupied Government.
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> Do you think so low of me that I would sleep with anyone but you?
If this is Taylor Swift as I think it is, yeah. Yeah, you really would do it. She goes through A-list actors like a queen bee goes through drones.

Wait a minute. What if he's BELLA HADID?!
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> You sir, are under arrest for being too hot
Doesn't count if you don't have a Hasan taser.
> I know it is not as sexy as the Herald's delivery
That's assuming there is no vocal fry. Nothing worse than a frog-voice that sounds like a Stage 4 lung cancer victim.
> Wide doe eyes
Fuck off.
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> Pale expanse of his ribs
There's more of that white pride worldwide skin!
> His raging erection painfully strains the front of his pants
> A lamb so unaware of the wolf that's about to make a feast out of him
With a dick that big he's going to skewer both of them over a giant Texas BBQ. Give him a time machine and the Sioux would be decorating him in wolf pelts.
> His cunt drooling in anticipation
One could say his cunt drooled like a dog, right?
> Perfectly waxed labia
Your labia is your 'pussy lips'. Waxing your labia would hurt.
> His pussy smells like sweat and musk
And it apparently tastes like honey, too!

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>I'm going to come, ngh
Are you having a stroke?
> Coaxing more slick to gush out of his trembling lover
All that and STILL no mention of that dick size? For shame.
> He pounds into his tight cunt like there's no tomorrow. The slap of his balls against Viktor's skin is loud in the room
In the prior fic, we had that pussy slapped so hard the Red Sea came out of it. We had 13 inches slammed in there with organs being rearranged no problem. Here, we just teleport into the scene with little buildup. But at least that drooling pussy tastes like honey!
> The sexy and seductive Herald
He doesn't sound like it if he looks like a Powerpuff girl.
> He squirts suddenly as Jayce fingerfucks him
Is he doing that while his dick is inside him, or did he take his dick out?
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> Makes an effort to fit Jayce inside his cute little mouth
> Later deepthroats him no problem
OK.
> His pussy isn't fluttering at his boyfriend's words
Mate guarding makes that pussy gush, drool like a dog and flutter shyly! It does everything!
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> He forces his lover to take him all the way to the hilt
Forget that cute mouth. He's going to have a Joker smile soon enough.
> A throatful of dick
Put that on a t-shirt.
> Truly whorish appearance
That's the name of the game. You gotta suck dick to go high places, Bubba.
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What a twist! The man Jayce thought Viktor was fucking was actually a Swiftie deranged stalker!
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Yes, the author decided that having him swallow the key to his handcuffs can be easily solved by him shitting them out. Maybe this is the first time hearing this, but keys have SHARP EDGES. You run the risk of it ripping open your bowels or getting perforated in there. Then the paparazzi will be running articles on how you ended up on a chubbyemu video.
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> Rebranding his concert from Glorious Evolution to Glorious Ovulation considering the explicit and outright horny nature of the songs on his setlist
I was correct. It's Taylor Swift he's meant to be resembling. Suppose that makes sense since they're both flat-assed and have a thing for men built like football players.
> The channel of hsis ass was always a welcome treat for the way it greedily sucks him in
Well at least a key isn't going to be coming out of it.
> He could lose days just exploring each cavern thoroughly
A guy swallowing a key just to shit it out and another whose ass is like the Nutty Putty caves. This fic has everything!
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> Empties one load after the other in all three of his holes until he's left leaking with it
Forget breakup songs. Has he considered writing songs about how his orifices get stuffed with semen?
> Frees him from the handcuffs by breaking them open with brute strength
He took 'I can break these cuffs' literally. He didn't even need to swallow the key at all.
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Yep, that's Taylor Swift. She hasn't devolved into writing about her holes getting stuffed, but a porn-addicted pooner would. Don't know if Travis Kelce would swallow a key just to shit it out and barely clog her toilet (the author has a note where this is narrowly avoided) but it sounds like a SNL skit or something Enty Lawyer would talk about in his podcast.

I cut the rest because it's just them talking about them becoming a duo. That key shitting plot is something else, isn't it? I'll remember it more than the 13 inches to Yuma fic she previously wrote.
I was today years old when I found out people ship Drake and Kendrick Lamar.
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Thanks to the Epstein files, we now have a bunch of Bill Clinton/Donald Trump Yaoi on AO3.

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This is basically the fanfiction version of Shadman's celebrity hentai "fanart". Am I the only one who thinks making hentai and smut of IRL celebrities is in poor taste?

But for this "fanfic" writer and Shadman, if the did not have poor taste, they would have no taste.
 
> Only found the testosterone he injected, while he swapped them for harmless vitamins
...he's going to know the difference, retard. You don't inject vitamins!
ACTUALLY you see subcutaneous/intramuscular vitamin injections pretty often. If someone's got a chronic vitamin deficiency, there's a decent chance they have absorption problems in the GI tract. Off the top of my head, IM vitamin D is an oil suspension.

Since the character has access to lab supplies, it'd make more sense to just replace the testosterone with sterile carrier oil, though. Megadose vitamins cause their own problems.

This is basically the fanfiction version of Shadman's celebrity hentai "fanart". Am I the only one who thinks making hentai and smut of IRL celebrities is in poor taste?
My opinion on this is entirely feelings-based, zero logic: at least politicians deserve it.
 
Our Professional Writer looks to be a daily updater, so here is Chapter 3. More flashbacks, more torture, more smarminess and rolling eyes.
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> Who taught you how to hold a pencil?
Yeah, who taught those dumbass Italians how to write? A bunch of fuckin' WOPs over here!
> A clump of meat and a red bean splattered down on the notebook
He hates meat because it reminds him too much of phallic objects he does not possess.
> Mother nature will whip me around like a windsock
Yeah. Pretty funny how this is coming from a disabled autistic professional writer who thinks it's quirky and cute to write someone with the body of a Japanese POW.
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> Toothpick body
Oh, the self-awareness is being layered on thick. That's on top of the shitty dialogue. This is all coming from a 'professional' writer, mind you.
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Oh, so NOW she uses OK properly.

Storywise, she is just copying what happened in Arcane and applying it to their League selves, who are completely different and have different origins. Hextech already existed as Magitech and was gambled and bid upon by wealthy families. Jayce so happened to work with Clan Giopara and perfected it. That's where he got his money and prestige. Arcane Jayce had him invent it because he wanted to give magic to the people. Giopara had none of that shit happen to him in his youth. This kind of shit I would find from 14-year-olds trying out AUs for the first time, not a grown ass 'professional' writer.
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> I am not weak
You had a mental breakdown when the guy found tampons in your backpack. There is no point in acting tough when paperwork containing your deadname causes you to break down crying.
> Wow, that is really annoying
In which a character speaks my mind on this shitty writing.
>You remind me of those Greek statues in the museums
He later interprets this as being compared to a God, when Giopara never said that. He's being compared to a chipped away stone that is emblematic of a bygone era.
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> As beautiful as a statue? Like a God? Did he just compare him to a God?
No, he compared you to a rock in the mountains.
> Mumbled a few curse words in Russians
I can hear a couple of Ukrainians bitching in the background.
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> My stomach is so knotted up. I regret eating so much
Giopara would not say this as he doesn't give a shit. He was known to be arrogant.
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Again, this would not be possible in League as Magitech already existed and numerous families held different patents for it. Heimerdinger in this universe was also more of a 'mad scientist' archetype and less world weary when it came to harnessing it.

The Italian woman dragging her son out by the hair is supposed to be funny, but it just made me cringe along with everything else. It just isn't written well.
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I love how this author wants to write social stigma in a way that sounds respectful, yet it comes out as the most benign, 'tee hee I'm so evil' shit imaginable. What Jayce Talis is doing is far worse, but the author thinks misgendering on sheets of paper and throwing tampons at this character's face is worse.
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Right, so he knows where he is and what he's doing all the time with the aid of cameras...and happened to miss when Talis was lounging around and torturing Viktor. He just conveniently sleeps through all of it and doesn't bother to check the footage. If this is the modern era, where is his smartphone? He should have that Ring camera on his fucking notifs.
> Heh
Newsflash: this quirky verbal tic isn't quirky. I am getting very, very tired of it.
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> Without his car, he had to journey by taxi
> only has to pay $10 for his giant-ass hammer
I don't know how you considered that scamming. That is a steal.
> He was a villain in the making
Buddy, you have him ON CAMERA, why didn't you catch your doppelganger kidnapping him and crushing his ribs in? I'm sure the explanation for this will really be high IQ.
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> So much anger in that tiny body
League Viktor is around the same height as Giopara. He was way more muscular and NOT a pushover. This is the author conflating Prototype Viktor from Arcane with his original Prototype self, who looked like he could bench press a couple hundred pounds.
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Blitzcrank not being concerned for his creator when he was fully sentient at this point doesn't make a lick of sense. He would at least try to look for him.
> I don't recall the name
Pretty sure everyone knows him by a first name basis.
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> He's held his bladder for way too long, risking a kidney infection
How come you didn't introduce portable filters for them, such as what Octane from Apex Legends has?
> Heh
I sincerely say this with all of my heart: shut the fuck up with ths.
> You're worse than my Viktor
He hasn't yet committed mass genocide, yet you're giving him a good reason to believe Latinos don't deserve human rights.
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> He felt embarrassed and utterly furious that he was helpless against this sadistic and deranged man
Sucks that all that testosterone and augments doesn't lead to actual men fearing you. Sucks that you don't actually have any muscle tone and are an uwu smol boy that's just meant to be bred and treated like a wife. He'll get intense dysphoria when you throw tampons at him, but not when a hobo with a 12 inch dick threatens to rape him as punishment for a genocide he has yet to commit.
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I bet he's thinking, 'these fucking beaners. We never should've given them rights. Abort and deport now.' A racist arc would be a fitting - one might say final - solution.

The author who wrote that series about hu-cows and how they cannibalized each other for leather has decided to move on to fairies and whimsy. It really sucks when you're only 8 inches tall and have to contend with a male with a water diviner that large. Features 'large t-dick penetration'. Lines for this fic include:
- “I wanna make you cum on my mouth so hard…I wanna taste you until you forget your own name.”
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So, these are miniature fairies with the ability to harness magic that acts as a parallel and an analogy for nuclear weapons. or a better comparison, imagine if the Smurfs had access to nukes and had their own hidden Cuban Missile Crisis. Their biggest threat are humans, who are a normal size, while they are developing world-altering magic and remain only 8 inches tall. Someone should've told the Bratz dolls to move to Black Mesa.
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This author's worldbuilding has never been consistent, and I don't give a damn if it's a smutty one-shot. They are magical fairies that stay away from humans, yet also build sentient automatons. If only humanity had a magnifying glass; they could replicate their own from individuals no bigger than a Bratz doll.
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> Flower fairy
Very masc.
> His skin was pale and smooth as moonlight
These genderspecials LOOOOOOOOVE their white skin. They love it so much white skin is ethereal and superior and can stop entire worlds with its beauty. No, it isn't Madison Grant writing this - it's a white girl who cannot commit to the trans bit.
> His flat, pale chest, were a pair of silvery lines
We know he's white, thank you. Second, these fairies can harness magic and anything they want with it, and yet cannot change or manipulate their sex to resemble the one they want. They still have to have zippertit scars and t-dicks vs actually giving themselves a male chest or actual penis. They prefer the 'signal' that they are tarns to others vs actively changing their sex which would narratively make sense.
> More fragile
White, pale, ethereal and fragile. Anything else you want to add?
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> Pale foot, with its long, elegant toes
I just imagine Legolas with a bad pedicure.
> Has anyone ever told you how devastatingly pretty your eyes are?
Yeah, stole the gold straight from Dubai.
> I like that in a man
Lol. Lmao.
> Ethereal creature who looked like he'd been sculpted from moonlight and desire
We know he's white, thank you. I swear, these genderspecials are more obsessed with white skin than your average white nationalist.
> To quiet the part of you that feels broken
All that magic and all you can do is give him an Indian sized t-dick LMAO
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>Only if you made love to me right
*Right now
> His fucking perfect, smirking mouth
We went from him being so ethereal and beautiful where his skin captures the moonlight and then we get 'his fucking perfect mouth'. Made me snort out loud.
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> His wooden leg extended stiffly in front of him
You can get surgery to chop off your tits yet cannot harness magic to fix your leg. Logic.
> In the milky light
Must be great camouflage because he's got 'milky skin of moonlight' or some Oblivion shit.
> His body was a map of delicate bones and soft, pale skin
Again with the pale skin and 'uwu so delicate' shit. Next thing you'll be doing is reciting the 14 words in fairy talk.
> His large hands
Only a pinch larger, lmao.
> Essential salt of Viktor's skin
So he's a salt lick.
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> Why do you make and sell potions if you can do that with your hands?
Good question. The logic that is described as 'perfectly and pragmatically Viktor' is that he can only use it for a short period of tie. What consequences follow if he overuses his magic? I'm glad you asked. It's never answered. He can make his pussy smell like milk and cookies but he cannot give himself an actual penis. Remember, this community is like if the Smurfs got nuclear weapons.
> I wanna make you cum on my mouth so hard. I wanna taste you until you forget your own name
"I'm gonna fuck you with my 4 inch hyena clit"
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> Kissing the silvery, faint scars that carved under his pretty, pink nipples
You have magic to create mass displacement and find God's Particle, but you cannot change yourself into a male and achieve your desired look. Logic.
> Inhaling the musky, intimate scent that was now purely Viktor
Get ready because you'll be reading a lot of this.
> His bad leg was thinner, the muscle atrophied
He managed to get his zippertit surgery yet couldn't fix his leg?
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> Savouring the taste - salty, musky, with a faint, floral undertone from the lily bed
So fairy pussy tastes like flowers and oozes like Herbal Essences shampoo. Good to know.
> Scent of sex now overpowering the scent of flowers
So fairy sex smells like flowers, too. What does it smell like when their home gets landscaped?
> His t-dick pulsing against Jayce's relentless tongue
True to form, even the 'bottom' pooner has smaller 'bottom growth'. A loser on all fronts.
> Triggering the deep-seated need that made him feel ten feet tall
Then he'd be fighting Morgott for access to Leyndell.
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> Broader, more heavily muscled from the forge
Can't hide those hips, even with fairy magic.
> It was the biggest Viktor had ever seen. Thick and long, as substantial as a small, regular cock
Small = slightly above 4 inches. Enough for penetration, not enough to defeat an Indian in a sword fight.
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> Massive t-dick
And it's 4 inches.
> Girth of his t-dick would catch at his entrance and press inside
We went from a hu-cow with a bull-sized penis to something that would be smaller than a human fingernail (remember, these fairies are 8 inches tall). At this point, just use that magic to give yourself a real penis and a set of balls! You have magic that can recreate the Lorentz Force Transformations yet you decide to opt for gender affirming fairy surgery? Sad!

> His cunt pulsing, his own slick gushing between them
> A hot, gushing fluid of his released soaked both their stomachs and thighs
So does fairy cum fertilize the soil? Does it look like Herbal Essences shampoo? Does it smell like flowers? I have to know.

After they have their little romp, our moonlight fairy gets upset their boytoy left them. He's about to have a temper tantrum until he gets bribed with coffee, and dreams about a man who 'will fuck him right every night'. It'd suck to have a 4 inch hyena clit do the job when you have magic to actually give them a proper penis. They never seem to actually want to commit to the bit.

A French de Knight decides to get a little oily when he proclaims his undying devotion to his king. Same author as above. Lines for this fic include:
- I can’t… I need your cock. I need to feel you break me open. I need you to ruin me for anyone else.
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> Is supreme leader and sovereign of an independent nation
> Can choose whomever he wishes to marry and can force his council to accept it
> Accepts a man from a rival house with a big army that is currently feuding with his knight
Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Nothing like a civil war happening under your roof while everyone makes sure not to misgender you.
> A giant of a man at twenty-one
> Practical, low ponytail
Bitch that ain't French de Lastname that's Ludwig the Holy Blade.

The surname thing tickles me a little, because if he's allowed to have the surname of his family, you usually don't need a 'de' there. 'De' means 'of' and indicates which area of a nation you are from. Jayce Talis de XYZ would be the proper name, but he already has a surname so that isn't even needed.
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"My pussy smells of fairy dust and flowers. I'm ovulating RN. Come and see me and I'll say the baby was a Virgin Mary birth."
> He was the fucking king, and yet, he had never felt more powerless
Who the fuck are you second to? The Pope?
> Coconut cream
So glad tropical plants can be grown and/or imported in an area that is decidedly not tropical.
> Pale smooth thigh
Here we go with the 'skin of pure moonlight' again.
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My man is straight up reciting the Knight's Watch vows. There won't be no coconut oil or cream up at The Wall, homie. Historically, knights were fully allowed to have kids as they were landed gentry or trained mercenaries who bought that title.
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> His dear cousin, Sky Young
> Cousin
> He's pure white, with moonlight skin and a fragile swan-neck
> She's black
Someone liked that black sugar.
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Nothing like comparing a big, burly, brown knight like a beast that gets your white pussy wet. Where have I seen this before?
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Ah, here.
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Killing your would-be spouse in such an obvious display of violence when a rival family is the one supporting your army is 100% grounds for them to overthrow you and claim the throne for themselves. You have no heirs and were clearly appointed over other siblings despite a visible disability - or invisible, the author makes absolutely no mention of it - that would render you ineligible for the crown. But oh no, it makes that virgin cunt wet and you want to be manhandled and slammed and impregnated and made a waifu by your sexy French de Knight de Lastname.
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Yeah, and what does our king do? Get all oiled up and have a nice hot bath - that he acquires HIMSELF despite those buckets being heavy as shit and having a disability that somehow does not exist - and masturbate furiously to that sexy Knight de Lastname. He wants that 'throbbing pearl of need' tickled, licked, and bitten. He wants that virgin cunt BRED.
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These are all real lines, lmao. He's saying this while in the bathtub - and he's miraculously dry a few sentences later. I'm not kidding. It's like the author forgot he was in a tub of water.
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> Plate armour (accurate)
> Leather breeches
They mostly wore wool or linen as undergarments, because they were padded and offered additional protection. Knights wearing leather is solely a Game of Thrones thing.
> Simply ripped the delicate silk apart
You cannot rip silk apart with your bear hands. It's stronger than steel. It can be ripped with a blade, though - but that would cost you your yearly wages. That shit ain't cheap.
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> He was magnificent. Thick, brown, hot, heavy and already leaking with his desire
How come he didn't just whip it out and use THAT at the jousting tournament? Show Dmitri who the real man is.
> It was hot and velvety steel in his grip
He really needs to go Crusading with it. Show the Saracens what the protection of Jerusalem REALLY means.
> Fragile barrier of his virginity
His hymen would have been broken just from him fingering himself.
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> I need to feel you tomorrow. I need to remember this
I'm sure the fairies with lily-smelling ejaculate will remember it, too, when they keep experiencing earthquakes.
> Hooked Viktor's legs over his arms
OK so we are just writing his disability right out of this. It was present in the hu-cow cannibalism fic; why not here?
> Began to fuck him in earnest
> He was pounding into him with a desperate, final intensity
Did he at least take off the leather? I hope it didn't come from Jayce the hu-cow.
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Putting a child inside a monarch when they are not married will lead to your child being viewed as a bastard. If there is a Pope, that kid will likely never be anointed.
> Since we were boys climbing the palace walls
A man with a bum leg climbing? Oh, right - he doesn't have his disability. Sounds like we can be ableist when we write good hetslop boypussy porn, lads.
> Running from your ladies-in-waiting
If he was treated like a proper male monarch, he wouldn't need ladies-in-waiting, would he? Those are for royal female children. He'd be learning math and how to be a knight; if not that, the ways of war as a male child would. The fact he wasn't means they're only calling him a king because the author has decided that misgendering is a bigger crime than siring a bastard, erasing one's disability that everyone and their mother insists be there, and civil war.

But hey! Have some sexy Knight de Lastname porn. That lance ain't just on his horse!

An author who works at a domestic violence shelter has decided that the person she projects heavily onto and is trans 'deep in her heart' should be domestically abused by a husband named Ralph. The Ralphamale's ghost walks on.
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This first part has absolutely nothing do with what follows in this fic, just so you know.
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> Sleave
*Sleeve
> Not the bruising man-handling
This character is trans 'in your heart' and the first thing you do is...make them a domestic violence victim by a 'cis' man. The jokes write themselves. The fact he's named Ralph is an added cherry on top. All we're missing is IT'S NAWT TRUUU and burning his mic because he sets his child's stuffed toy on fire.
> The man is well over six feet, and built like the kind of god he imagines an artist yearns to sculpt
This is THE cliché found in every single basic bitch hetslop novel. The Greek God Adonis statue artists and sculptors 'weep' over. I'd tell you to learn more and do better but this is a DV shelter volunteer.
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> Whirlwind romance
> It's revealed the man has a smaller dick than his son
Lol. Lao.
> Charging crystals during the full moon
The moon doesn't produce its own light, so I don't know what mechanism you're using to generate power.
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> Miles-wide gap-toothed smile
If he has a gap that makes Tony Reed look cute, it might be time to visit an orthodontist. Buy some braces for a tooth gap that could fit the Suez Canal inside it.
> Cute is the only word Viktor could reasonably come up with
You just compared him to a Greek statue that artists 'yearn to sculpt'. He can't be uwu cute if he has a Chad jawline. Those are different sets of attractiveness.
> The juncture where his inner thigh meets his fucking cunt
He says that like he curses the damn thing. It later goes 'traitorous' on him even when his mind is all about ripping his step son's pants off.
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You weigh less than a sack of potatoes. You're a MILK who resembles Elie Wiesel.
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> Marrying into Jayce's family has driven the true and final insurmountable wedge between him
AKA he married the Ralphamale to fuck his son. It's a reverse Lannister tactic.
> His traitorous cunt fucking clenches
It doesn't seem so traitorous when it's doing the thing your brain is in agreement with.
> He has both hands on him, hotter than hell around his middle
A different variant of 'his waist so was so small his thumbs met in the middle'. I'm waiting for that actual line to be used.
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Jayce has known for a while his dad is an abusive piece of shit, and has done nothing about it. You're really propping this guy up as a staple of positive masculinity when neither you or your own mother warned this pooner that his sire was abusive. Latinas won't tolerate that, so why do white (wo)men?
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He married the Ralphamale to avoid getting deported, LMAO. Did you try consider re-applying for it or citizenship itself?
> Makes his damned cunt twitch again
That's the third time your 'damned, traitorous cunt' is being so traitorous even when you are thirsting over your Greek God stepson.
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> He cannot be fucking crying right now
Sucks when that T can't give you the manly front that you want, eh?
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> It's like you're trying to cook me alive
Well that's one way white people can season their food 😉This dialogue, though, makes it sound as if Jack Doherty is saying it.
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> Making my poor pussy all wet and then leaving me hanging
Oh? What happened to it being traitorous? Seems it decided to run for the Hispanic Hog for some cultural enrichment the first chance it could get.
> You're so pretty
He says to a literal twig with bruises that makes them look like a Christmas cookie.
> Jayce's cock is fully hard between them now...he's damn near comparable to Viktor's forearm
Of course he is. We always have to have the 'he's trans to me' bottom have the wettest pussy and the top a dick that swings down to his knees. Most of these fics don't have the 'Jayce has a large penis' tag, but there're far more than the 158 that has it. This is one of them.
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> He's bigger than his father
This domestic violence volunteer may not want anyone to replicate what happens in her fic, but she sure would like bruises of a different nature to spring up on her face. You can tell women like this have a big dick fetish, yet are terribly upset they cannot find a 'Greek God with a face artists weep for' to match their standards. They want a fist, alright, just in a different orifice.
ACTUALLY you see subcutaneous/intramuscular vitamin injections pretty often. If someone's got a chronic vitamin deficiency, there's a decent chance they have absorption problems in the GI tract. Off the top of my head, IM vitamin D is an oil suspension.

Since the character has access to lab supplies, it'd make more sense to just replace the testosterone with sterile carrier oil, though. Megadose vitamins cause their own problems.
I just can't scrub the fact that he wouldn't be able to tell the different between the two. T vials are distinctly labeled and have to be stored a certain way, and injectable vitamins would also have to be labeled. This would mean he wouldn't be reading what he was injecting and wouldn't notice a difference. I don't think the author thought that far ahead, because she admitted she sucks at science and 'makes it up'. One also has to wonder why T is being kept in a public lab when most FTMs have them in a special bag to carry with them for portable injections. If there are samples in a public lab, they'd have to be kept sterile. Tampering with medication like that is OK if you want a baby so bad. Crushed Flintstones vitamins really WOULD be safer.
 
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I just can't scrub the fact that he wouldn't be able to tell the different between the two. T vials are distinctly labeled and have to be stored a certain way, and injectable vitamins would also have to be labeled. This would mean he wouldn't be reading what he was injecting and wouldn't notice a difference.
Oh, I meant the character would just draw the testosterone out of a multi-dose vial with a syringe, squirt it down the sink and use the syringe to refill the vial with sterile fluid of the same viscosity.

But at this point, I think the two of us have thought about this longer than the author did.
 
OhNovi has moved on from pussies drooling like dogs to Mr. Hands. 'Your resistance only makes my penis harder!' centaur edition. Our minotaur porn has some competition. Lines for this fic include:
- I want you to milk me, but different.
- Fuck me like the little mare I am.
- Fuck your little mare. Breed me like a good stallion and fill me with your seed.
- My little mare… my pretty mare, ggghh— with your tight little pussy, and your tighter ass, oh fuck—
- let himself be rutted into like the finest little cock sleeve
- can feel himself gape, his pussy an open mouth needing to be fed, oozing and dribbling in sticky strands
- Your cock is in my pussy. All I can do is lay here and be bred. All I can do is take your semen and swell with it
- He is spent, gushing horse cum and exhausted
- The horse devours him like the cum oozing from his pussy is a fountain
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So, in this universe, centaurs are kept on human farms and are only alive by the grace of human charity. They are kept segregated from female centaurs, who reproduce only by artificial insemination, meaning they are bred like horses with their lineages written down and everything. No one wonders why said centaurs exist and how they developed, but we're supposed to take it as a Missing Link that happens to please a few human women - er, doods - on the side.
> He smooths out his braids
Oh we're going with the Shania Twain look, I see.
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I can't imagine how civil rights would work for these people. Do they consent to be kept on farms and bred like livestock? How did they enter near-extinction levels? Now my thinking hat is on and I want lore for Mr. Hands.
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> More delicate than the others
> Knows him to be dominant
Always the slim, moon-pale, delicate ones, eh? I wonder if moon-pale centaurs fetch a higher price than brown ones. Are their bloodlines ruined if they cross breeds, or do we keep them pure?
> I am afraid I specialize in a different kind of cock
He means that literally. White girls don't fuck dogs here - they fuck centaurs.
> Mare looking to become artificially inseminated
I wonder if the female centaurs just went 4B and didn't want to deal with the males or if males are too dangerous to be bred with, which is what happened with the Cordoba dog breed.
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Do they have the centaur version of Grindr? Can they use Wifi? Do they swipe right? Is there a height, age, and weight preference? 'No one under 11 feet top and bottom need apply'.
> He's so large that even with him on the fence he's taller
That also applies to top and bottom.
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So he's just your basic fanfic wet dream man, centaur edition. No chuds need apply. We only tolerate hunky, well-endowed centaurs around here.
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> He's a beautiful specimen, it won't be long until he's on the front page of Stallion insemination options
Now I have to wonder what the international market is like. Do the Saudis pay big bucks for Latino centaurs with speckled dicks, or is it a whites-only affair?
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> Perhaps we can have a photo shoot
Just put them on centaur Grindr. Every white woman would be running up to get some sperm samples - for science, of course.
> Notices his cock peeking its head out of its sheath. It's spotted
Now, knowing this is a literal horse cock fic, this means it's going to be so big it's going to be IN his lungs. That's not hyperbole. Unless, of course, she makes it more human-like. If it's under 13 inches than dioscums' human Jayce, we can confirm centaurs really are second to humans, lmao.
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> The denim of his shorts tight around his thighs
Look at him - he's presenting!
> His cock is large, even half hard. A blush punk, the head splayed beautifully, dramatic and made for secure locking
And of course it's gonna fit. White pussy is purely magical.
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Foreplay via brushing? Quelle surprise. Next thing you'll tell me is that our lil man here has a centaur fetish - oh, wait.
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> Jayce's cock is under him, enormous and barely contained within his sheath
We know, you wrote that it was flared and spotted and half-hard.
> Hands and mouth and enormous body
You already wrote that.
> It's been a long time since he had the weight of a centaur pinning him down and fucking him hard enough to see stars
See? White pussy is magical. It can be fucked by a two-foot long dick and make it out OK.
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> His hands are huge, proportionally far larger than Viktor's own. His grip around his torso is nearly encompassing
The 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' but make it realistic.
> It's so large that Viktor nearly chokes
> Feeling Jayce taste all the way down his throat until Viktor is gagging
This is literal because horses really do have obscenely long tongues. He could probably taste his colon.
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> I want you to milk me, but different
That's literally his job.
> You're so small. I want to get inside of you
He's just uwu so smol.
> He could force him
Monsterfucking AND rape? Wow, Mr. Hands still has fangirls years on, eh?
> All coltish desire and strength
He's a stallion. He's fully grown.
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> He's going to take this stallion right here
I thought he was a colt?
> Imagines it forcing open the folds of his cunt
Spoiler alert: it does just that.
> Wet feather soaking the ground alongside the extraordinary length of a fully erect cock that hangs low and drools precum
We might not get pussies that drool like dogs, but we get horse cocks that do.
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> It isn't uncommon for centaurs to wear small clothes
Why? The sheath is meant to hide their penis, and there isn't a need for clothes because they have thick coats. They are only seen wearing blankets.
> If you take me now I'll - fuck, he'll split right open
He does. Don't worry, he doesn't become an Arby's sandwich.
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> Eager sticky pussy
Our new 'pussy drooled like a dog' line.
> The tongue fucking him feels as big as a cock
Since he's modeled after a horse, it IS.
> He's eaten messily, like a gushing overripe fruit
Scratch that, drooling pussies are now 'gushing fruits'. Juicy Fruit needed a new flavour, it seems.
> He's tongued with drooling attention, his pucker soaked enough that, for a moment, he considers letting Jayce have that too
He won't be shitting straight for a month after that. The guy who let Mr. Hands fuck him died. What do you think will happen here?
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> How wet his ass and even his back is from his mouth fucked pussy
Guess you don't need the lube after all, eh?
> Centaurs are so much larger than humans
You don't say. I wonder if there's a reason why they have to be 'milked' for semen vs having intercourse with mares naturally.
> Stands up behind and covers him like a broodmare
Funny, that. The trans man, who wants to be viewed as male and got their tits lopped off, is viewed as a 'broodmare' and is even called such. Very gender affirming.
> His pussy is stickyy
At this rate you wouldn't need to kill horses for glue - you can just use that pussy juice.
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> That enormous cock bullies it's way into his hole
> It spreads Viktor open
> He is skewered open to the limit of his body's ability
> His pussy lips stretch nearly taut
Huh. That's what happens during omegaverse. Is this confirmation that Alpha Jayce has a dick the size of a centaur in those fics?
> His cunt is split even wider as more cock is worked into him. He imagines he can feel it in his throat
The one time this cliché is literal.
> The flared head hits his cervix
Oh? It doesn't bully its way inside? Or is his vagina stretched so far apart that the cervix is 10 inches back or farther? Is he smaller than 13 inches? I must know.
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> It feels like his cock is going to make him burst, his belly bulging against the table, his organs making room for the huge dick inside of him
That is one grade A uterus. Why don't they use him to breed centaurs? Clearly, centaur females don't have pussies like that, but trans men do.
> Fuck me. Fuck me like the little mare I am
When the cock so huge and good you start referring to yourself in female terms. OhNovi, mares are female horses. You can't escape biological sex, even in monsterfucking.
> How small Viktor is
He's just uwu so smol.
> With a cock inside him that should not fit
He's got that magical cuntboy ability where he can take a horse cock and survive.
> Your cock is in my pussy. All I can do is lay here and be bred. All I can do is take your semen and swell with it
This is up there with her infamous 'pussy drooled like a dog' and 'gushing fruit' line.
> If you breed me, I'll let you fuck my ass next, it's even tighter
You'll be in the ER and Whang! will make a video on you on how Mr. Hands 2.0 decided to go where 1.0 never went before.
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> Moans at the intrusion of such a huge cock pumping back into him
> It isn't even fully inside
Yeah, because it's a centaur dick. If you think rearranging your organs and a belly bulge is bad, wait until they get perforated.
> Fuck your little mare. Breed me like a good stallion and fill me with your seed
OhNovi has the best lines, I swear. Mares are female horses. Very gender affirming to out this character as female.
> My little mare...my pretty mare...and your tight little pussy, and your tighter ass
> Rutted into like the finest little cock sleeve
After this you'll be stretched so wide a French tuba can fit up there. It says a lot how FTMs are always uwu smol cocksleeves, bred as broodmares and treated like the women they are. Nothing to note there!
> His wetness sprays and Jayce pulls back just enough for it to splatter in a gush across the floor
Told ya: you don't need horses for glue when you've got an alternative right there.
> Can feel himself gape, his pussy an open mouth needing to be fed
Oh yeah, that's up there with the 'drooling like a dog' bit.
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> Enormous shaft shoves its way in again, bullying all the way to his bruised cervix
We know he's enormous, thanks. You've said that three times. Now, that said...is he still smaller than 13 inch cowboy Jayce?
> The flared head and ridges of his cock are so easy to feel that Viktor merely laughs
> He wraps a hand loosely around the shape inside
Move aside, minotaur jack-off porn. We've got handjobs through belly bulges now. Get Sh0eonHead to read this instead.
> Feels his belly swell up under his hand
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER! ahh ejaculation.
> His cock pulls free and cum gushes from Viktor's body
Guess those samples are useless, eh? If centaur mares have to be kept separate...how is it that a human female can take them? Trans privilege, I guess. Testosterone and male identity makes you into a pocket dimension pussy.
> He is spent, gushing horse cum and exhausted
A line I never thought I'd read, but here we are.
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> The horse devours him like the cum oozing from his pussy is a fountain
He went from drooling like a dog to gushing horse cum from a fountain. Thanks, I'll be quoting that from now on.
> Succumbs to being the cum-soaked toy he begged to be used as
Cocksleeves, fleshlights, and cum-soaked toys, eh? If you really are that desperate, I better inform Whang! of this new development.
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I KNOW there is going to be fanart for this. Only question is: who's gonna draw it? I have a few ideas, but holy shit is it going to be funny seeing Mr. Hands for the modern audience re-drawn. Maybe we'll get a sequel where he gushes horse cum from his ass, after all - after that pussy gushes like a fruit/fountain/is a sticky mess. One thing is for sure, though: when it comes to dick sizes, people really seem obsessed with horses. White girls fuck dogs? Nah. White girls want horse cum.

The last chapter of dioscums stalker ex-'girl'friend fic has been posted. Our hobo-turned-hunk on a farm gets his just desserts.
The last chapter was a whirlwind of all the ways Jayce was fucked over by Viktor for rejecting him. This chapter wraps up what we saw in Chapter 1 and how Jayce got to where he was. We begin with Jayce noting he has always had a guardian angel, from being rescued from drowning as a kid to Mage Viktor - er, Vito - rescuing him at present. Vito pays for his medical bills and everything, and at this point Jayce is unrecognizable due to his condition. Vito tells the hospital staff that Jayce is his son and they buy it, due to him having no ID and said unrecognizable features. Vito tells him that he visits the hospital a lot due to his age and back injuries caused by carrying heavy baskets of peaches. Vito continues, saying that he has no children or family members to leave the farm to, and has been advised to hand it over to someone else - until a lightbulb goes off in Jayce's head and he decides to lean into the 'son' title properly. It isn't done out of malice; he really wants a new lease on life and doesn't want Vito to lose his farm.

Jayce breaks down sobbing and tells Vito everything - including what Viktor did to him. Even after everything he's been through, he still blames himself for what he did to Viktor and dismisses this grand act of personal revenge as something he deserved. However, before this sentiment can be hammered in, we learn Jayce only agreed to the divorce because he wanted some breathing room and believed Viktor would 'come crawling back to him' and for him to learn how much pressure he was in. 'They simply could not live without each other' it is written, and damn if this isn't a toxic relationship. He admits he wanted Viktor to be codependent and was 'possessed' by him, which really lends sympathy points towards Viktor. His hate for Viktor is overpowering and he wonders why Viktor could be drawn to such hate and why he was so determined to ruin his life - even when he just admitted he wanted him to be co-dependent on him and be a tradwife of sorts (lol). In a way, he DID deserve it. He simply got fucked over like Jeff Bezos did by Mackenzie Scott.

Vito, by contrast, is horrified by what he hears, and tells him 'no one deserves that'. Jayce feels seen, and Vito allows him to work on his farm. He smuggles him out in a beat up red pickup truck with a tarp in the back that he hides under, harking back to the days of his Mexican ancestors jumping borders (and the irony is not lost on me is that this is a Hispanic man being smuggled across the border to work on a farm). He worries that they will be stopped by Enforcers or that the truck will break down, but the Gods have mercy upon him and they make it to the farm safely. It's more like a homestead that is lined with peach groves and other fruits and vegetables, with a single horse stall where a horse dwells. Since Vito is the only one who works on the farm, many of the peaches go to rot as they don't get picked. He is happy that that will change now that he has Jayce as an employee.

Inside the house is where it gets a little interesting. There are no family photos, but there are paintings of sheep - one of the is 'Anguish', where an ewe is crying over her lamb in the snow - and it's very lived in. The collage is below, and note how one of them is a painting of Eve taking the apple from the snake.
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Vito tells him the farm is around 100 hectares, and introduces Jayce to the guest bedroom. His husband's old clothes are there and he tells Jayce to wear them as he figured his late husband would've wanted them put to good use. When he cleans up and comes out in the late husband's clothes - that fit perfectly, wouldn't you know - Vito tells him he 'looks exactly' like his late husband. Jayce responds that he doesn't have to worry about being alone anymore and that he'll take care of him. A year passes by and Jayce acclimates to the farm. Notably, he doesn't like the peaches or the smell of it, presumably because of its sexual connotations (a wild guess, but given this author, it wouldn't be off the mark). The horse is a black Frisian named 'Herald' and acts like the horse version of the Machine Herald. There is no horse cum or horse fucking in this, sorry. The sheep on the farm were killed by Vito after the death of his Jayce, and he is very evasive when asked about it. That point is quickly dropped.

Later, Viktor shows up looking like Audrey Hepburn, flowing scarf shawl and all, with an umbrella (he should be carrying a parasol) over his head because the son doesn't do right with that milky, moon-white, alabastrine skin. The bodyguard looks familiar to Jayce (I bet it's Rictus). Overwhelmed by anxiety, Jayce vomits, and Viktor simply sits there in front of the property for an hour - lemonade and all - while Vito rages that he'll kick him off the property himself. Viktor returns day after day, and on some days Jayce notes that he brings lawyers with him. I assume he is trying to buy Vito's property or seize it from him in a way to really rub it in Jayce's face. As it turns out, he offered Vito one billion in gold to buy the farmland in order to turn it into a sanctuary, and even offered - read, threatened - to exhume Vito's dead husband's body in order to bury him elsewhere. He notes such a large swath of land can't possibly be taken care of properly, and when confronted with the idea he might lose the only thing left of his life, Vito begins to cry. Jayce, overtaken by rage, gives Viktor a back-handed slap that sends him to the floor. His bodyguard has to be told to back off or else he'd break Jayce's neck.

Jayce then launches into a speech about how Vito saved his life, saw him for who he was, and was willing to help him while Jayce wasted six years to get Viktor back. He threatens that he will kill Viktor with his bare hands if he tries anything, and that he 'made him like this', on top of calling him a monster. This sends Viktor spiraling, leading him to cling on to Jayce's leg like a baby, saying 'my husband would never do this to me'. Jayce snaps back that he is no longer his husband anymore, and slams the door behind him. A month later, Viktor returns, promising he won't come after the old man, but Jayce doesn't believe him. He is right to do so, because Viktor says he will leave Vito alone provided he has Jayce's compliance. Jayce has no choice but to agree.

They go outside the barn where Viktor's bodyguards are there with portable fans, deck chairs and umbrellas (one might think he's got the Property Brothers there, too). He notes that the bodyguards are like 'machines', a throwback to his mind control cult.
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The author states that she is not a lawyer and it shows. Unless Viktor managed to find bank statements to seize Vito's property, there's nothing Viktor can do outside of buying it himself, and that has not happened. You also cannot demand sexual contact from someone like that; if that was legally feasible, P. Diddy and Ghislaine Maxwell would not be in prison as they would have letters like this demanding consent from the people they trafficked. This reads more like it is a child custody battle, not an issue over exes deciding to have sex.
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I highly doubt a judge signed off on all of this. He'd have to bribe some hardcore bankers to get his way. This is basically a bad marriage between Blackrock and JP Morgan Chase.
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> Viktor was the serpent in the garden
Making the trans person a representation of the devil that doomed humanity is a very interesting choice of words, I might say.
> We're two halves of a whole, Jayce. Being apart would kill the both of us
You're like malaria and mosquitoes: you have a symbiotic parasitic relationship. You coexist but damn if you don't ruin entire civilizations with your shit.
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> Jayce would say he hates it, but he actually misses being with someone who's on the same wavelength as him
This entire fic can be summed up as, 'what pussy does to a MF'. This man threw out his entire life and became a mole person all for some B-tier white pussy.
> White lacy panties
Very masc.
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> Wondering where he had it before
Below the belt, if you need reminding.
> His white pantie damp against Jayce's straining erection
If you think this is goofy, there's a snippet on him not being able to find his condom size. No, I am not joking.
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> Mr. Cane
Damn, there are doppelgangers of this guy everywhere.
> There's nothing more I could want in life. I want you the same way I've wanted you more than a decade ago, Jayce
He says that while engaging in Epstein-style blackmail. Next thing you'll tell me is that he hid a few pagers in his drawers.
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> Would he snap one day and burn Vito's farmland and have the old man murdered?
Yes. You had to sign a fucked-up consent form to prevent that from happening. You had to step in to top Vito from being sweet-talked into a dangerous deal. Looks like that white pussy and raging boners are enough to erase any misgivings, huh?
> Jayce fucks Viktor the same way his ex-husband fucked him over - rough, violent, and incosiderate
He also does it with a condom because he fears being baby trapped.
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> L -sized condoms
Those are usually for penises 8 inches and above. You mean to tell me he's not the 13 inch centaur cock? For shame; I was wondering whether that big-ass baton would be here.
> His size was uncommon in either city and was at less risk of running out
Your penile size is around the top 1% of men. If you're wondering if Viktor is sabotaging this, too - the answer is yes.
> It felt nothing like having a piece of plastic choking his cock
*Latex. You have a boyfriend who fucks you. Does he use XXL ribbed condoms or do you tell him he's big to soothe your ego while you dream about being plowed by 13 inch Latinos?
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Yeah I'd be investing into mifepristone and sneaking it into his tea if he wants to play that game. He can baby trap all he likes - you can respond by repeatedly giving him medication abortions. Buy a box of heavy duty pads to send a message.
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> For all his hatred over his ex husband, he cannot deny that he is ethereal
White pussy really does do shit to a man. Its top of the line, godly shit. Kratos needs to be summoned to bring down that Olympus.

And that's it. What a twist from the first chapter where you got the impression they were scorned ex-lovers, not obsessive, parasitic people who plot the worst ways to destroy the other's life. One might think Jayce is a victim here, but no: he really did ask for it because he wanted Viktor to be a tradwife and hated it when he refused. He didn't sign a prenup and then proceeded to get divorce raped; unlike men like Jeff Bezos, he doesn't have backup fuck you money and was driven to poverty and ruin because Hell Hath No Fury Like a Troon Scorned. Malaria and mosquitoes. The only character I liked was Vito, even though he was just Mage Viktor. The other two are just psychotic people; it's like reading Blake Lively and Ghislaine Maxwell go to bat in a bidding war on who can be the most litigious, vindictive bitch.

If you were looking for a 13 inch dick down, you aren't getting one. If you want psychopathic pooners and looney Latinos, this is for you.

Our Total Latino Death/Tampon Terrorizer fic has had another update. No telling how long this one is going to be, but our ~Professional Author~ has got you covered.
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> Gives a pooner a gym membership
> They refuse to take it
Hey, if you don't want to get jumped and mugged, try getting some masc muscles. Show those bigots what it's going to have a glass jaw.
> He didn't have the love of his family, as he had when he was a young child
So, this is incorrect in both versions of him. In the original LOL lore, his parents were artisans and encouraged his studies. We don't know what happened to them later in life but they always supported their son. We know from Amanda Overton that Viktor's parents bought him an Academy uniform in the Arcane version. It's clear this author has no idea what the subject matter is of the fandom she writes for.
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> You're not able-bodied
And you live in a shithole. If they're that desperate to take in people, you better shut up and take it.
> Dubbed him an angel in disguise
> He was a sagacious enigma, an angel
Sagacious means 'keenly perceptive' via extraordinary natural power. He's a keenly perceptive enigma? OK, then. But he isn't an enigma because that implies a level of mystery he does not have. You also have to love how the professional author called him an angel twice.
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Should've taken up that gym membership when you were offered it. You could've been the one to jump the muggers rather than vice versa.
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I have already mentioned how I hate this dialogue. This author wants to write a drunk frat boy so bad it comes out as someone who has never been around a frat boy in her life. Drunk frat boys will either burn down a kitchen trying to make food themselves or will vomit their guts out in the toilet. Giopara here unironically sounds like Allan from Smiling Friends.
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> You are a disgusting horndog. And you smell like pubes
And how would you know what pubes smell like?
> Heh
Get your drinks ready. This verbal tic is going to turn you into the Tourette's Guy.
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> Beef-brain
Sounds like he has mad cow disease.
> Shamelessly taking a piss in the toilet
...They're in the bathroom? What the fuck else do you think the toilet is for?
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> Big pecks
*Pecs. It's short for pectorals. A professional author who has been through the ringer by an editor should know the difference.
> You can have muscles and tits
He's right - but your itty bitty A-cups won't be affected. You have to love how the tough guy mentality evaporates once he gets called beautiful.
> I know I've seen your tiny penis thousand times
You haven't? There hasn't been any mention of him seeing it or even seeing Giopara naked. This is the first time the latter has propositioned the former.
> I know I'm above average. I measured myself
Erect, or flaccid? You only get accurate measurements when erect. If you aren't 13 inches, you're a loser.
> I know you struggle with dysphoria, but I think you're beautiful in every stage you might take
Awww, he called him a pretty butterfly!
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> Squeezing his A-cup breasts to nearly a flat chest
Redundant. You don't have to worry, then, about binding, and yet...
> He did not mention the lack of insurance, either
You know the author is American because they always mention insurance not covering things they need. It harkens to mind the Japanese-American ABO cultural differences: the former has all the scent blockers and whatnot covered, the latter has the poor omega suffering because they can't afford it. Viktor isn't exactly poor in his original League self; besides, he's the type to do DIY hormones/mobility aids if you want to go that far.
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> Heh
Here we go again.
> I don't shave anywhere, why would I chop down my forest if I don't even cut the grass?
Guess you can hide that dick dysphoria with those Tarzan pubes, eh?
> You're still beautiful to me, V
Oh, for fuck's sake. Not this cringe.
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> Like a statue of marble crafted from an artist's agony
That's not what you said. You wrote that he 'looked like those Greek statues in the mountains', meaning he looks weathered and crumbled and old. You could have just said he looks sculpted like a statue and it would be fine, but the description that was given earlier was very specific.
> I'll shave it off later because I replaced your shampoo with glue
If it's Gorilla Glue that razor is going to glide off it like an skating rink.

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> You like my scent, huh?
does it still smell like pubes?
> She had Jayce, and Viktor didn't
This woman is ALWAYS catching strays. Giopara isn't in a relationship with anyone; Mel was designed for Arcane. Of course our white pooner is upset our blue-eyed baddie who smells like pubes is going for black sugar vs white pussy. Bringing up Sky is an added bonus, too; this author really wants to hammer home the NO NIGGERS IN SLASH motto fujos hold to their hearts.
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> I don't know if she's really my type
You mean he doesn't like niggers. We don't want those goddamn darkies ruining our slash.
> Oh my God, V, don't even bring up that guy!
These people talk worse than open faggots. They talk like teenage girls. I have to wonder if the author herself is not emotionally and mentally stunted - I mean, she IS autistic and disabled so I might be answering my own question.
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These insults are not even funny. 'This is bad comedy' as Galvatron would say.
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> Bros before hoes
"It ain't race mixing if the glaze stays on the outside!"
> I'm calling it Blitzcrank
I doubt that this author will bring up Stanwick Padidly, who ruined Viktor's life and stole Blitzcrank from him. Professionals apparently don't do research these days.
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Viktor already had a scholarship to a noted institution in Zaun - the college of Techmaturgy. He was invited to Piltover because they noted his genius. This makes it seem he's an uwu poor, smol boi who needs a handout vs wanting that shit and going for it. Trans men can't even approach their dreams like men, sad!
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Here I thought the place was so run-down it didn't have running water (indeed, that's what 'dilapidated' means).
> Jayce Talis was a mountain of a man, unwielding to any blow Viktor could swing at him
*Unyielding. Also, Jayce is also disabled. He has a brace on his leg, remember? The same leg that is rotting. Apparently the author forgot all about that.
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> Don't talk back to me. You are in no position to judge
I do not blame him for a second if he decides to go full Total Latino Death and burn every single taco shop in existence. The author really thinks making the token Latino a disgusting, dirty, evil rapist who would be executed in a cartel video is excellent representation.
> I would assume you would have removed your breasts
I never expected the 'I am neurodivergent and queer, you can't criticize me' to make her fave Latino a transphobe, too. I was under the impression you NEVER asked a trans person about whether they got work done or not - and yet, here we are, with a character doing just that to be cartoonishly evil.
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> He felt a raw judgement crawl on his spine
> He saw a creature of flesh, bruised, weak, disguting
He later says he won't be moved by no man, and yet gets misgendered by a dirty wetback whose dick smells like spoiled cheese and who hasn't wiped his ass in a year. Him calling Viktor a marble statue is, again, bad comedy, because it doesn't stick the landing. He's a dirty rotten racist transphobe; when is he getting cancelled?
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> I'll give you a few minutes to relax
> You just need to relax
> Don't be like that, baby
> Now relax, baby
I have never wanted to call ICE on someone so badly.
> Was your leg messed up before you did that to it?
FUCKING. WOW. Someone did NOT get a sensitivity reader, because this bitch made this guy the most ableist person imaginable. Queer white bitch says what?
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> Was it the gases in the fissues?
Yes? Jayce says that in S1? Did this woman even watch the show?
> I am my own man. I am capable beyond any other man
> Pisses himself after being chained up by a homeless, filthy Latino
> Cries over being misgendered and gets told they're a weak bum (they cry over that, too)
> Is generally a pathetic person and does not match up to the 'tee hee I am so evil and scary' bit.
> I won't let you make that mistake again
Sir, you are going to make this pooner kickstart a race war and you will be the first to have a rope around your neck and cock. Do not be surprised when you end up in a snuff film with a pair of pit bulls devouring your genitalia.
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> Heh
Shut the fuck up.
> Is he on a goose chase for a ghost of a man that no longer exists?
Throw a tampon at him and watch that 16-year-old girl bubble up to the surface.
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Conflating the League and Arcane lore was a huge mistake, because now this author is under the impression these are the exact same characters when they are not. It's ruining her world building and plot development, but it's not like this ~professional author~ doesn't care.
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Great. Now we have Mysterious Entity Who Transforms the Plot enter the scene. Let me guess: he's voiced by Aidan Gillen.
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You are not saving this fic by adding a cliched plot twist like this. You're a professional. You should know traps like these, but apparently someone got cowed into publishing you because you screamed loud enough about how disabled you are. You don't have to keep doing it; I know you're retarded.

Stupidsarah has completed her star-crossed-Halley's-comet lover fic, where we ended on two teens making sweet sweet love for the last time because one couldn't tell the other (for the dumbest of reasons) why they were moving across the country. Prepare for, in the author's words, 'nasty, nasty smut'. TL;DR it's got a Hallmark movie plot and ends like one.
20 years after our two love-struck teenagers decided to fuck each other goodbye, Jayce returns to Piltover 20 years later to find that it's mostly the same, but has undergone an economic boom. He runs into a nearby bakery to get his usual items, and the baker there still recognizes him after all these years. She asks him how he's doing and he says he's doing well, along with his mother, who went into remission shortly after they moved out west. When he goes to leave, he conveniently runs into Viktor, dropping the eggs and milk and thereby destroying his food for the week. Jayce tells him he's back in Piltover due to getting a job at the Academy, and our flustered dood tells him he'll 'see him around there'. They talk over each other at that line and Viktor tells him he 'freaked out' when he saw him at the bakery. Viktor has to swiftly apologize for Jayce taking it the wrong way - he assumed he had made him uncomfortable - and they agree to go for drinks to play catch up.

They go to a bar where Powder works at, and she has a grand ole time poking fun at these two lovebirds. Viktor orders some blood orange old fashioneds with fried pickles, something he didn't like in his youth (I wonder if it has to do with the phallic imagery). They get to talking, and Viktor, wistfully, says that he didn't go into biomedics but went into the research department of 'green efficiencies' for the school's curriculum. Jayce asks what this means - and I did, too - and it means they were being eco-friendly in everything from robotics to woodworking. This might sound nice, considering that Viktor has always wanted to help Zaun, but he's working at PILTOVER'S academy, not in Zaun. You need industrial-heavy scrubbers and cleaners for the shit Piltover is putting out, as well as the flowers and proper ventilation cleaning systems for Zaun. Worrying about wood dust should be last on your list of concerns, but what do I know? You have a city that's Deepwater Horizon but with flashing lights and WOOD is your issue?

We find out Jayce is back to teach 'swarm robotics' - again with Jayce stealing the job that rightfully belongs to Viktor - and he asks Viktor what he does in his spare time. Is he dating anyone? The answer is no, and that surprises Jayce. What really gets to him is when Viktor tells him he is divorced - amicably, of course, both he and his ex decided that there was no love in it anymore, and that it was better to be apart. Jayce hasn't found the 'right person', and dives right into remarking that Viktor has aged beautifully and that he has missed him after all these years. They talk about the past and their sleepovers as kids; one time Jayce failed an algebra exam and Viktor offered to tutor him, and they spent hours talking. Viktor remarks that Jayce was shit at math (which isn't true, he was actually gifted in math because all the equations in his notebook are his) until he came along, and in return, Jayce made a safe space for Viktor and was the only person he could rely on. They then start kissing each other, and this is where things get spicy.
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> Wraps his legs around Jayce's waist
Disability doesn't exist when you want to get fucked. A leg you that has to be braced in order to give stability can now bend in whichever direction when the smut calls for it.
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> The insinuation makes Jayce laugh against Viktor's slips
There's a joke to be made here about locks being opened with every key but that would mean the trans man is a slut addicted to cock so we'll avoid that for now.
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> Over the lacy swell of his bra
Don't know why he wears one when he's barely an A-cup. Nice to see no procedures were taken to actually make him trans; at this rate, they don't even bother to lean into the 'transmed' element and just write a woman with 'male' genitalia. AFAIK, Stupidsarah isn't even trans. She's your normal woman who looks like a Hapa.
> Small, clothed cock
As always, when compared to an actual cock, it's laughably tiny.
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> Pool behind his lips like a dog wanting nothing more than to engorge itself on the meal laid out before him
First we have 'his pussy drooled like a dog', not we just have a guy drooling like a dog. These people love their dog metaphors.
> Taking one last selfish whiff
I misread that as 'shellfish whiff' which is oddly appropriate. Would it smell like king crab or oyster?
> Tracing his lips along the milky, supple skin
There's the White Pride Worldwide skin we all know and love!
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> Engorged head of his swollen cock
> Tender cock
> The small cock
> Sensitive bundle of nerves before curling into a swoop beneath the small, bulging head
Then you have the comparison between this and the actual male's cock, which is a big throat-bulger that hammers the cervix. Literal apples to oranges - or, in these instances, a pecan to a cucumber.
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> Flicking in a small curve underneath the head of his cock
Yes, he decided to write out his own name in cursive on a roid clit. Next thing you'll be telling me is that he's orally performing a mariachi bard.
> Pussy clenching around nothing in excitement
> Fluttering hole
This is the same author who wrote, 'his pussy fluttered shyly' so keep that in mind when it comes time for the clam slam.
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> Fuses his lips around his cock and sucks hard
Like sucking a tootsie pop. Hell, you'd have a better time with one.
> His back curls in on itself
So glad all those bolts in his spine can allow him to bend like Spiderman. Cunnilingus is magical, eh?
> The denim bulge
Sadly, the country club hiding under those Wranglers hasn't been landscaped. The local Latino has been fired.
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> The dark hair that coats his sensitive skin
This is a man who had a nose hair trimmer. You can GUARANTEE he is subscribed to Manscaped. No, he does not have to be perfectly waxed - but that shit would look like the fucking Royal Gardens in Downton Abbey.
> I almost forgot how big you are
Uh huh. Your pecan compared to his Bick's pickle.
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> He feels his fingers tease through the coarse hair at the base of his cock
That piñata has some confetti, I see.
> He was always good at giving head in high school
Funny how the trans man is always good at sucking cock, but the 'totally gay' top doesn't know where his g-spot is. Breaking gender roles my ass. I know what you are.
> He uses his hand to polish his cock
Who needs lube when you've got people drooling like dogs and pussies that squirt like fire hydrants? Never suffer painful sex again with these two.
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> Thumbs pressing into the seam
But not the perineal raphe because that is TOO gay. We are only toeing the line of gay, here. No butt stuff - we are in a Christian server.
> Gag on my dick like that again and you're gonna earn a throatful of cum
This is a real line.
> This time coughing around the thick length shoved down his throat
THIS cock chokes him, HIS cock barely fits inside Jayce's mouth. But they're 100% compatible.
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> He shoots his load against the back of his tight throat
This time around, he doesn't have the infinite ammo cheat. He does, indeed, take a break before refilling.
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> You stole the ones I was wearing
He took them off and threw them behind him?
> Though, in his opinion, still cute
All that talk about being masc and he still has to wear feminine underwear because the 'masculine' ones don't fit. Totally masc, bro!
> Press a kiss to the small bulge of his cock through the panties
Indeed. Which one was causing the other to choke on it?
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See point above. To frot, you need to have two natal dicks. This ain't it, chief. I also cut a scene where they briefly fall asleep together and just went with the traditional vanilla PIV sex scene.
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Very touching, having our two bros cry after a 20 year separation in a world where chemotherapy exists but e-mails don't. You know a Snapchat message would've done the job, right?
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> I should have contacted you, written a letter, or something
Yeah. Why not? He's the love of your life and soulmate; you didn't have any bad blood, so why not reach out? Seems like drama for drama's sake. This entire thing started because Jayce didn't want to tell Viktor he was moving because his mother had cancer and he had to go with her for treatment. It was 100% avoidable.
> The head of his cock kissing his cervix
What, no bludgeoning this time? That's a first.
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It's a bad idea to wash marble with salt water. You might just dissolve it. A very fitting ending if I do say so myself.
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> Doesn't believe in destiny
> Author hamfists the 'we meet in every timeline' line as if it really was destiny
> It's just them refusing to make contact as if this is the pre-Internet world instead of some quasi-steampunk world where mail exists and you can send people messages quickly
No, really. I am still confused what era this takes place in. You mean to tell me they don't even have their own version of Facebook, but good chemotherapy exists? Huh?

I guess this has a sappier ending than the other fics where Sarah just feminizes the shit out of Viktor and tries to pretend that what she writes isn't straight sex. This is just your basic Hallmark movie plot. It is entirely forgettable and people want the feminized trans man getting fucked by the hung pool boy instead. People have priorities.


This deserves a spot on the list: NSFL

https://insecure.archiveofourown.org/works/60402733I was just searching f/f tag and then this is the first thing that shows up ,also this person is not surprisngly, a trump supporter and they wank to gore,
Someone decided to roleplay as Sundowner from MGR and it gave me a good chuckle:
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Then I got curious and typed 'nigger' in the search bar. This is what I found:
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Man, this author is very consistent with her updates. As soon as I hit post, this chapter was uploaded. The Wattpad-style writing of our professional becomes more and more apparent, and I really do wonder who thought it was a good idea to give this dumbass a degree.
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He isn't even in his 30s and already he's becoming warped and crippled by a disease that he did not have in League. He had a straight back and was muscular in the Convergence comics. Writing him as a 'scruffy cat' with a 'bone-thin body' doesn't make him look like an old Greek statue, either.
> You have been experiencing hallucinations and episodes of religious euphoria
This is supposed to be where he becomes 'mad', and if you think it sounds weird - believe me, it gets way, way worse. All Heimerdinger has to do is chuck a few tampons at the guy and he'll be crashing right back to the ground.
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> Manman
Professional author, btw.
> I have assigned Professor Stanwick as your mentor
Predictably, Stanwick does betray Viktor and steal Blitzcrank, but the way he did it was so breathtakingly retarded you know this author is not a member of MENSA. The decisions characters make are irrational and illogical, coupled with the fact that all of them are OOC. Viktor has no reason to resent Heimerdinger, and Heimerdinger has no reason to call in Viktor because Viktor's 'euphoric hallucinations' were never alluded to. She just sprung these out of nowhere.
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To add insult to injury, Viktor gets kicked out of the clinic he volunteers at for performing 'illegal' modifications...forgetting that Zaun is filled to the brim with said modifications and it isn't out of the ordinary for someone to be more machine than flesh. The problem here is that the author writes him performing a major surgery willy-nilly without the proper tools. Cutting open someone's throat to replace their trachea is delicate work, and he's doing this without sterilization, gloves, or anesthetic. If the boy didn't die from shock, he'd die from choking on his own blood.
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What you did was pretty damn stupid, to be fair to the nurse. He doesn't have any stabilizing equipment to manage the boy's breathing; he doesn't have blood banks on hand, and he does not have anesthetic. That kid WILL die from shock. It is not hard to watch surgeries on YouTube nowadays and what is needed for a basic procedure. The ONLY way I could believe this is if Viktor already invented one of these and had one on hand. This really is reckless experimentation. The nurse may read stupid here, but she is right. The storytelling is still ass, though.
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> Pushing him deeper into his questionable work
> Doesn't have a working clinic, tools, or sterile equipment when he did in canon
Logic. This is a guy who has heads in formaldehyde jars. He's got all sorts of tools like a woman has brands of makeup in her bag. He is LOADED.
Now we have Blitzcrank enter the scene as a self-aware AI, but don't worry, this is AI used for good, not for improving art, hehe.
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> heh
I told you, this is a verbal tic that will drive you up the wall. That is on top of the regular dialogue; these are college-aged boys here. They do not talk like that.
> I haven't slept in three days, Jayce
You would still be exhausted beyond belief and your systems would begin going haywire. This isn't a trait you want to have.
> Well yeah, ok
What did I say about the rules of OK? It's OK, O.K. or okay. Ok is 'awk'.
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You tell me, lil dood. You have mental breakdowns over tampons, deadnaming and being seen as a woman and then proceed to talk about how tough you are and how you can rearrange people's organs (before having his own rearranged by Talis, if you know what I mean). This author is kneecapping this character so bad he is nigh unrecognizable.
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This is the single most retarded thing I have ever read. These two were supposed to be close and tell each other their secrets, and then Giopara just shrugs and goes, 'He bribed and threatened me, man. What was I supposed to do?' as if all his lines about how beautiful Viktor is and how he loves him was all for nothing. Talk about being fucking petty. Man is more volatile than fucking Mizkif. Originally, Stanwick was the one who stole Blitzcrank, and Jayce refused to stand up for him. We don't know the reasons why, exactly, but if this came from a kid who was drunk and wanted grilled cheese sandwiches when drunk then you can guarantee it was for petty, bullshit reasons. Adding salt to the wound is Viktor's pathetic response; Stanwick had far more power in the Academy than Viktor ever did (as he was not an assistant in this universe), and therefore leveraged his prestige and power to say Blitzcrank was his. This is flat out bad storytelling and a horrible misinterpretation of the lore.
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Now we have a 'cis male' telling the pooner they are being hysterical. You have to love that after all that drama about dysphoria and being seen as their 'true self', they go right back to square one because no one takes them seriously and all they can do is kick and scream and break through that frog-voice in that screeching harpy tone they are known for.
> This is so unlike Viktor
You're right, but for the wrong reasons. This is a terrible interpretation of him. I don't even think the author watched the show let alone a single lore video.
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> destroys his entire life and calls him hysterical
> Tries to bribe him with a cookie
Lol. Lmao.
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> He cut his arm off
OH NO HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF

What a way to put a spin on things. Depressed? When cookies don't work, chop your arm off. That's how the cookie Crumbls.
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> He's like my brother
Brothers don't invite each other into the same bathtubs. Giopara also never considered Viktor his brother; if anything, he thought way more about Viktor than the latter thought of him. It's a 'I don't think about you at all, actually' meme put to practice.

I also think it's funny that his Glorious Evolution doesn't come from hard work or reputation, but fucking yellow Crayons. He'd be better off bribing some US Marines with those.
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He's morally posturing to him as if he didn't try to bribe him with a cookie after admitting he sat by and let Stanwick steal his hard work while he was vomiting in the toilet. This is bad comedy. To add, at this point Viktor knew the Academy did not want him, so he turned to field work to improve himself and others. He suffered through a bout of depression yet fought his way out. Giopara is calling him mentally ill and that it'll totally be okay as if he wasn't a trigger for it. This professional author really, really needs a sensitivity reader - or at the least, someone telling her that what she's writing is unintentionally offensive.
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> I am a genius
> Lost his work to Stanwick because he had an anxiety attack and had to vomit
Lol. Lmao.
> He's got a metal pipe or something in his lungs now
Powder/Jinx never had a brother in League. That's solely in Arcane. Second, I swore he was working on the boy's trachea, not his lungs, because the lungs require more work.
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> I know you so well
> I could not imagine living without you in my life
This guy witnessed the apocalypse and let his people die because he 'loved' this guy too much. This is the worst kind of clingy. I am once again begging Viktor to go Total Latino Death.
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> He did not know precisely what clues he was searching for
...did you not set up cameras around his place in order to keep on eye on him? What the fuck happened to those?
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So we have a doppelganger who is going to kidnap Viktor and take him to a seaside village to fulfill his 'four kids and a cottage by the stream' along with misgendering 😂 Talk about a cartoonishly evil villain. Kidnapping, attempted rape, heralding the apocalypse...none of that is as bad as referring to an FTM by their true sex. That is Grade A genocide. This author is queer and neurodivergent and that's the first thing she leapt to LMAO
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Now we have Jinx on the scene. I hope she lights Jayce up like it's a gang war in South Central. I cut the rest because it's just her saying that it's her turf - she spells it as 'terf', hehe - and she gets involved because not only does Viktor have a bounty on his head, she considers him her brother and siblings don't let that happen to one another. I can't wait for the TERF showdown between an Italian who eats bland grilled cheese and a man with dick cheese.

It's not often one reads about the author's deep-seated dreams of decking a heckin' bigot in the face. But when you do, you have to sit back, take out the measuring tape, and wondering how a dumpy 5'2 frog dood thinks they are going to punch an alcoholic Slav in the face. Give me the Mr. Hands centaur, please.
Our dear Latino is being badgered by his hot-blooded Latin momma to get married in order to secure his bloodline and that of his company's stocks. He needs a 'good omega' or 'beta girl' to settle down with, and Jayce retorts that he's gay, despite the fact that omegas all have vaginas and Viktor is, predictably, female himself. Ximena even came packed with a binder Mitt Romney style, and insists that he has to marry or else he'll be excluded from future profits. As it turns out, he sort of runs this game company where he codes and deals with all the ins and outs, and is now complaining that his linguist might be an AI bro (so, Indian). He meets 'Veronika', who is our boy Viktor, deadnamed and all, and has this to say to our dear Latin Lad:
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> Had he given away his sexuality that quickly? He was well-groomed, not flamboyant
Apparently straight men need unwashed asses and beards. Being well-groomed doesn't make you a homosexual, or bisexual. It means you have standards.
> I will never be a wife because I am not a woman
> I am a trans man, they refuse to believe it and threatened to cut me off
Wow, so it's your classic Reddit confession. In any case, it doesn't mean anything because he ends up becoming a wife, anyways - and becomes a baby momma.
> I'm actually gay
No, you are not. You have to be the same sex to be homosexual. It's in the name. You are straight.
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> We just have to find the right alpha for you and all notions of being a boy will leave you
The funny thing is, I have covered fics here that deal with exactly that premise: fucking the woman back into the trans man/omega all thanks to that big ole alpha dick.

You also know this is taking place in an Americanized version of Piltover because they need insurance for healthcare. It's never countries like Singapore or Japan that has national healthcare and private insurance.
> It would be like a lavender marriage
That's not what a lavender marriage is. You are a male and female pair; this is a basic, heterosexual marriage that WANTS to be lavender. You would not be restricted from getting a marriage license.
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> His mother wanted the same happiness she had
> Forces him into a marriage like it's the Victorian era so he can access his trust fund
> Owns his own company and is independently wealthy
The math ain't mathing here.
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*Brooch
Phew, no major sex scenes yet! They often love dipping into that pie early on.
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The dad is being painted as a basic transphobe even though the way this world works is that both males and females are omegas and possess vaginas, but transitioning your secondary gender is what sets people off. I wonder what would happen if he identified as anything other than an omega?

The ironic thing is, everything the dad says that is viewed as transphobia here, is taken as gospel in other fics. The added bonus of him being a Glasc - and making his mother Renata Glasc - is the cherry on top. Renata Glasc is fabulously wealthy. She would pay for Viktor's schooling, transition, everything, because she's got body modifications herself. I don't get the concept of transphobia in omegaverse, because their biology is by its very nature fucked up.

They go back to Jayce's home and Viktor is in awe at how big his place is, especially the bathtub. Jayce tells him that he will leave him alone - they entered a polyamorous relationship - and that he usually spends most of his time working. They stay like that for a month until the dreaded family reunion comes up. Viktor's grandparents live in a cabin and they have to head two hours south of Zaun to a 'mountain town' when Zaun is BELOW Piltover. Anyways, we find out Viktor's parents are both alphas - Renata is a Doctor and the father is a professor - and he has a transphobic brother. Everyone is a dirty transphobe except for the grandparents, the people he actually wants to meet. As it turns out, the brother is Dmitri, and he's your one-dimensional frat boy that makes crude sexual jokes.

Grandma still calls Viktor by his deadname and the wrong pronouns, but that's OK because she's old and not a TERF. Omegas and alphas communicate by 'pressing with their vocals', a type of coded language that allows them to communicate emotions and sentences at the same time. As for Dmitri, he makes the totally transphobic comment that Jayce 'got Viktor to dress like a girl' and that totally sucks, yo.
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I love how over-the-top this transphobic family is. It's a pooner's imagination and dream of her family getting their comeuppance. The irony is that this is all taking place in omegaverse, where your designation is 'assigned' at birth and remains cemented in your biology, but being trans is...not allowed? What a weird way of saying it's a conservative society.
> You are big, but we are many
Straight up sounding like The Many now. Next thing you'll be telling me is that she's got an Annelid coming out of her brain.
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> I am bigger and meaner and I will protect
😆 ME ALPHA. ME PROTECT. ME BEAT YOU.
> I thought getting an alpha's cock would knock some sense into her
It does in other fics. Does the author go in a crusade in those comments or is it solely for this one?
> No one else wanted a broken bitch
Wow, who knew Leon S. Kennedy stopped fighting zombies and went on to being a transphobe?
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Jayce is independently wealthy. He can 100% pay for Viktor's schooling, and Viktor is no longer beholden to them as he is married to Jayce.
> They're awful but they're my family
Talking from experience?

We learn that Sky was the first person Viktor came out to and remains friends with her, along with him not being able to 'subvocalize' whereas Jayce does it with ease. He asks Jayce to teach him and he says yes. Later, they end up having brunch with Viktor's grandmother and Leon's brother (his cousin?) as his brothers and father are licking their wounds after Jayce's noble transphobe beat down. Viktor proudly declares that he is not a woman and has never been a woman; that he is not mentally ill and would like to be referred to by his 'true' name from now on. Florrian, the brother, has some side hustles and works in waste management as a forensic crime scene cleaner. They eat, and the scene ends with not much fanfare or character development.

Four months later, Jayce gets an emergency text from Mel - for once, she isn't cucked, she is just a good friend of his - telling him that the game they've been working on has been leaked on Bilgewater, their version of the Pirate Bay. The mole was Maddie, shocker, and she leaked the game to their competitor, Noxco, because we need some drama aside from the transphobia here. They can't have their indie company go under so they are going to get her for espionage (lol).

Later, as their lives become more domestic, Viktor develops an ass and leg hair thanks to magic T injections. Jayce catches him dancing Britney Spears style and can't get that image out of his head; he is beginning to realize his 'lavender marriage' may be authentic after all. Viktor doesn't wear scent patches because there was no need, but when the air conditioner breaks he begins excreting those sweet omega smells and it drives Jayce wild. It comes at a cost, though: Viktor's heats are painful, and he yells at Jayce to go away and leave him alone until it breaks. Jayce, for once, obeys instead of forcing himself on him.
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And they say white people hate spices, and yet these white omegas sure do season a room! Seasoning police need not apply.
> It smelled of honey and spices and a little salty
So, herbal tea.
> It was natural, he was an alpha
And somehow you've convinced yourself this is a gay marriage when you have complementary genitalia. Logic.
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He hasn't actually done anything wrong. He's spiraling for all the wrong reasons.
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We have gone for beating down heckin' transphobes to a Hallmark movie.
> Marriages were, in theory, supposed to be about love
You are in an omegaverse AU. Point to the line where it says that any of it is about love.
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> Tongue piercing
Yeah, that fits.
> He was working for their honeymoon
That's...oddly romantic? What the hell was the transphobe subplot for, then?
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This dialogue is sending me. Always about safety and protection with these people. I will say this, though, this is remarkably tame for an ABO fic. It's actually based on mutual understanding and despite the cringeworthy transphobia subplot, Jayce isn't actually toxic for an alpha male. I must be in upside down world.
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Damn, he was celibate for half a year? Give that man a medal. That dog knows how to keep himself controlled; he does not need to be spayed and neutered.
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Aww, look at that. That omega slick finally came through. Will they have kids? Who knows in this Hallmark universe. This was a bit of a bore; I thought it was going to be worse. The transphobia thing was so over-the-top and so Reddit tier it made me laugh, more so as the author doesn't realize that other ABO authors do the exact same thing she was condemning. It's more goofy and cringeworthy than terrible. No quotable lines this time, sorry.

From the same author who wrote that vampire fic that involved the dear lover wanting to break his bones, comes a telltale warning about not taking sausages that are too big. No, really, that's a real line. I covered the prior fic that involved a doomed marriage and a white (wo)man wanting that big Latino cock, and I didn't think it'd get this ridiculous. Here is the line I am referring to:
- He would write: The size of the sausage mattered not. It was how you used it that mattered. The smaller it was, the easier it was to consume. Instead of drowning in big sausages, he would tell people to drown in multiple sausages.
- His cunt was already slicking up, responding to his arousal like Pavlov's dog (this is the second time 'his pussy drooled like a dog' has been used).
- How he wished for his cunt to behave and make do with boring men.
- What he wanted was for him to stuff his cunt to the point of breaking. What he wanted was to dangle on his dick like a cock-drunk whore.
- His cunt fluttered, his hole twitching open and closed, gagging for cock to pierce it

Author had a blast writing it and thinks the sausage references were hilarious.

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> Until one of his girlfriends strolled in with her upper-class background and pretty privilege
I love how the misogyny just pours through the page. The pooner complains bitterly about not being picked, before later regretting that her big-dicked Latino side piece would rather choke him and turn him into a Mexican side dish than show him any proper respect. Tale as old as time.
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> I'm not a mind reader
The one thing women despise hearing. But, in this case, it's true: Viktor is acting petulant he isn't 'getting fucked properly', and wants Jayce to do it - and THEN deciding he doesn't really like it because Jayce is too rough. That BPD trait clearly rolled a high 20 today.
> He couldn't bear the sensation of Dmitri's sweat cooling on his skin and his cum dripping out of his pussy
No, but you love it when it's a big-dicked Latino whose cum is pouring out of your pussy and his sweat cooling off your skin after he huffs and puffs like a dog. If you think I'm exaggerating about the dog thing, I'm not.
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> Fall back on destructive habits
> Burning himself up on the altar of Jayce in worship
> Grasping him with fists clenched tight until Viktor asphyxiated
So what you're telling me is that the token Latino is bad for white people? No fucking way.
> He remembered how the man had liked to invade his space
It is very, very telling how it is always MEN that occupy spaces and invade them, yet you never, ever see trans men do it to these big-dicked males. It doesn't happen. It's almost as if they know exactly which one is which and which one the reader will clock as unambiguously male.
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> The man decided to leave him on the side of the road like rubbish, seeking better prospects, or decided to return to his golden life where rubbish like Viktor was not allowed to taint the gilded halls
You used 'rubbish' twice. I also think it's funny how, in a world where trans people are supposed to be respected, the trans man 'tarnishes' the 'cis' man and acts like a spurned Pick Me. You can't even when when your own people write it, lmao.
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> I'm supposed to divine what's going on in your head from your sad eyes and pouting
In the prior fic (that I honestly forget the details of), Viktor was the 'battered wife' who was upset he wasn't getting the attention and love he needed. He needed a proper dicking, see, and the only one who was capable of it was the guy with the ridiculous sausage. Sometimes white bread needs an XXL slice of meat to feel good, yeah?
> His spine had arched into a pretty little bow
Not bad for someone who has bolts in his spine.
> You're scared to accept my help
This is the same man he bitched about for leaving him behind in the dust. Now he suddenly wants his affection? Oh yeah, that's a borderline talking.
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> You're scared you're falling for me
And then we have a line where he fantasizes about sucking his cock. What a tonal change.
> Trained on Viktor's lips like a ravenous dog
Keep this in mind, because the dog allegories are going to be used a LOT.
> Making him feel small and compact compared to his bulk
He's just uwu so smol.
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> His cunt was already slicking up, responding to Jayce's arousal like Pavlov's dog
I told you 'his cunt drooled like a dog' was used here.
> He slicked up like a desperate whore
I thought you slickened up like a dog?
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> delicious salty ambrosia
If the dick tastes that good, why do you think it's a bad sausage?
> A drop of slick (or perhaps it was leftover cum from when Jayce fucked him a couple of minutes ago) trickled down his thighs in response
This is the third time you have slicked up.
> He might die if he were to swallow the entire length that seemed almost inhumane on a good day
Let me guess. He's over 10 inches and he can split him in half, just as he did in that vampire fic. He has a dick that goes down to his knees, a real sausage slammer, a real German Gustav.
> Until his lips were stretched to the point of splitting, only halfway down Jayce's cock
Well that's one way to give you full lips, eh?
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> Sheathe himself inside his body with no regard for Viktor
All that talk about him being a Nice Guy and being a passionate lover devolves into him being a Latin Lover who just wants to stick his dick in a white (wo)man.
> Choke him on the full length of the other man's rather ridiculous cock
You can add on the fact that it is always the male, the manly man, the masculine ideal with an enormous cock shoving it down a pooner's throat and showing them who the real man is.
> Gushed in response, cheeks flaming at the sensation of slick dripping from his needy pussy
That is the fourth time you have slicked up.
> Inspiring by his clenching and gushing cunt
That is the second time you've written his cunt gushing.

> Here lay the body of a man who tried to swallow more than he could chew
The epitaph should read: here lies someone who thought they were a man, yet were humbled by massive Mexican male cock. YWNBAM.

Also, we should stop
Writing like,
This is a,
Haiku.
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> Instead of kindness and warmth rather than good looks, intelligence and the quality of their sausage
Imagine comparing dick sizes to food. Couldn't be me. It also proves that pooners are size queens and want the biggest cocks imaginable, whether in them or on them, and want to be treated like porn stars by handsome men.
> Instead of drowning in big sausages like Viktor loved to do, he would tell people to drown in multiple sausages
Get those holes filled up with sausage like it's an eating competition! Get 'em eating you out like you're an American with free healthcare.
> Run off a man after discovering his rather diminutive size
And it's an average 6 inches.
> Had craved a cock the size of a horse's
See? They have a fetish with this. Jayce has a dick that goes down to his knees and makes Viktor's swan-neck bulge. He'd never tell this equine-equipped Mexican man meat that he's taken bigger from a nigger and that Dmitri isn't all too bad. He's gobbled on that white sausage with relish for 2.5 years!
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> Possessed little impulse control when it came to poking the hornet's nest...or poking this bear
Taking 'I choose the bear' literally.
> He shivered at the remorseless look in Jayce's eyes
> Nothing like the merciless animal holding him captive at present
Ah yes, making the token Latino an aggressive dog/animal/beast while you're the impish one who is helpless against such masculine growliness.
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> Shut him up by steadily encroaching on his space, having identified his disgruntlement when people violated his personal space
Males invade boundaries and make themselves known. Pooners want to be demure and convince said males not to hurt them. 100% real men, my ass. You can't even stand up to them in your goddamn fantasies.
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>Very heterosexual
He ain't gay when he's shoving that horse cock in your fluttering pussy. That is the definition of straight.
> He should have clocked Jayce's manipulative arse then and there
> Ignores all red flags because of the need to cum and his lust for horse cock
The jokes truly write themselves.
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> Viktor loathed how in control Jayce was
Wut? The cis man can easily take power away from the True and Honest lil dood? You don't say.
> The willingness to debase himself to please Jayce
An FTM has to debase themself just for the actual male to leave them alone and/or give them what they want? You don't fucking say.
> How he wished for his cunt to behave and make do with boring men
Really leaning into the 'this guy is a manipulative, abusive asshole but he has a big dick and fucks me good' cliché.
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> Baulk
YOOKAY AESTHETIC
> He has finally begun to slowly accept the depth of his partner's feelings
No, you just learned to accept the sausage.
> Hairy expanse
Notice how the pooner, for once, has sparse hair and is demure, pure, and creamy white, whereas the 'top' is aggressive, dark, hairy and beastly.
> Playing a dumb whore for the moment
'For the moment'?
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> His cunt fluttered, his hole twitching open and closed, gagging for Jayce's cock to pierce it
I wasn't aware vaginas gagged.
> He so wanted to be fucked. Open -
Why is 'open' the beginning of a new sentence? Did you choke on mental cock when writing that?
> Shoving them deep into his throat until the man was hard again
Along with being described as a sausage, Viktor thanks God that Jayce has a short refractory period so said sausage can be shoved into his tight white bun.
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> He considered it a blessing that Jayce had such a short refractory period. His cunt thanked God for blessing him with a gift that kept on giving
God sure did bless him with the ability to circumvent fainting and blood loss since that horse cock can get hard and pump out cum like a well pump.
> What he wanted was for Jayce to stuff his cunt to the point of breaking. Want he wanted was to dangle on his dick like a cock-drunk whore
This is a real line. He wants to dangle off that dick like he's a glass bauble and the sausage is a Christmas tree.
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> What did he do (that was so heinous) for God to burden him with one frustrating man after another?
Transitioning? You want to be a man so bad, yet God felt the need to humble you by stuffing that bun with gigantic sausages, reminding you of your place and where you belong.
> Couldn't the man just divine what he wanted without interrogating him to pieces?
No? Because he isn't a mind reader?
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> Sharp as lightning
Hot as lightning would be better.
> Scratching lightly through the sparse hair
He has sparse hair, yet Jayce has a carpet. Just to remind you who the real man is.
> Steady drip of slick and cum
Make him a plumber or bathroom renovator at this point. He's got enough caulk in that coochie to fix a bath tub.
> Like red carnations blooming across a canvas of cream silk
There's that white pride worldwide slogan! Nothing like having that cream silk tainted by Sinaloa Sausage. That pussy is drooling like Pavlov's dog for it.
> They had branded utterly hopeless and useless
Imagine stressing how badly you think this character is trans and how inspirational they are, only to render them utterly fucking pathetic every step of the way and reducing their purpose to being a hole to fuck. Couldn't be me.
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Being reduced to your disabilities = bad
Being reduced to an orifice for a gigantic sausage/horse cock to be shoved into = progressive, enlightening, gender expressive and affirming
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> Appreciating the contrast between their bodies
Sexual dimorphism in action.
> The pretty pink slash of Viktor's dripping pussy
I doubt it's a slash at this point. It's like a falafel with all sorts of meat shoved inside it.
> Grip his thighs and pull them up until his knees were pressed against his chest
Disability and mobility issues don't exist when you want a huge sausage shoved inside that tight slit of a bun.
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> Poised oh-so-carefully over his lap with just an inch remaining
Is he as big as the 13 incher that dioscums posted? If not, he's a loser.
> Devastatingly huge
We've gone from enormously huge, horse cock huge, embarrassingly huge, and now disgustingly huge. Care to offer me some numbers on that?
> Grip the padding on his hips
He doesn't have any. You wrote him as having bony hips, remember?
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> Abruptly Viktor was undone
Was he not already on the 'precipice of orgasm' from that huge sausage?
> Resorting to slapping the other man's face
Very masc. Not even a true backhand? Not even a closed fist? Damn, you can't even act masc when it comes to fighting!
> Jayce refused to cooperate, he tugged him closer with a frustrating growl
Our growly, beastly, big sausage haver is not going to be cowed by a feminine slap. He knows you're a cock drunk whore/cocksleeve/sex doll that will hang off his cock. That Pavlov's dog pussy ain't drooling for no squeaky.
> Tears streamed faster at the sight of his partner's implacable eyes
Guys, it's just pretend. He totally knows Jayce is an asshole and this is just hate sex. He needs better taste in men but not all men pack a 12 inch sausage. God is so unfair.
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> He looked mean
Well, yeah. You wrote him like a hairy beast that has no care in the world for your dainty swan-neck creamy-silk skinned white boi, who cannot decide whether he's manipulative or if he loves that gigantic horse cock.
> Embarrassingly slick
> Getting slicker the longer he watched
He's getting slicker from knowing he's slick ahh sentence.
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> The sight itself made Viktor gush around it
Gushing and slicking and gushing and slicking and moaning and crying and gushing and - you get it.
> The edge of obsession. Sweet possession
"Yeah this guy could kill me with his gargantuan cock but it's OK because I am a size queen. Put that on my obituary: death by monster sausage, Germans need not apply."
> Squelching sounds of his cock battering into his cunt and intolerable sound
So like a jackhammer going into wet concrete.
> His enduring obsession, his possession
You already wrote that.
> Teeth clenched in a feral grin
Did you get it yet? Did you get that this hairy, huge man with huge mans and huge genitalia and huge legs and huge feet and a huge head is a feral beast, a rabid dog? Me neither.
> The force behind each thrust tattooing reds and blues and purples into the back of his thighs and butt
In which the monster sausage transforms you from a white person into a character from Five Nights at Freddy's.
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> Orgasm slamming into him with the kindness and gentleness of an 18-wheeler
Megan Thee Stallion is impressed. This is the fourth one.
> Eyes slamming shut as fluids rushed hot and thick, bathing Jayce's lower abdomen and thighs in brine
The 'brine' is leftover cum. That probably smells worse than a Golden Corral with the AC down.
> Pulsing cock, milking him
He's milked him twice already.
> How are you still hard?
That white pussy juice works magic.
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> Without so much as a by his leave
This doesn't make sense.
> A firm thrust pushed the spongy head of his cock into the softened walls of his cervix, breaching him
You. Are. Not. Breaching. The cervix. You. Will. Howl. In. Absolute. Agony. You'd think YOOKAY lassies would have better sex ed but nooooooooooooo.
> He hated him so much
"I hate him but he fucks me so good and has a devastatingly large penis so I give him a pass" cliché.
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It made me laugh, too, just not in the way you wanted. You'll be known as the Saucy Sausage author who had this beta-read by a ephebophile. Making the Latino the hairy, beastly, feral animal who plunges into that creamy-silk white swan-neck Pavlov dog pussy is a nice touch, too - there's nothing more progressive than race play racism.

...Boss, do I got some ironic news for ya.
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I always thought it was a boxing term. Knowing this is where it came from makes it even funnier - and worse. Who wants some pancake tits Victorian-style?
 
I haven't posted something from this author in a while, but it has gratuitous amounts of 'Ow, the Edge'. Features a serial killer who endures a pregnancy scare, among other things.
We begin with our Ow, The Edge lil dood cutting open a corpse. Corkyno has decided to cosplay Dexter Morgan, but apparently doesn't know how corpses work, because she does mention 'squelching sounds' when a body is drained of blood. I assume rigor mortis has already set in, which would mean said meat would be tough and stringy. If there is no blood in said muscle, it'd probably sound like cutting into a cooked chicken.

Ah, it turns out that he and Jayce are cosplaying Robert Pickton instead, as they are out on a farm disposing their victims and feeding the leftovers to pigs. There's a tidbit where Viktor says they almost exclusively go after men, because they're statistically and anecdotally 'the majority of monsters', but the author doesn't want to sound TERFy so she makes sure to mention it isn't ONLY men, lol. They live on this farm because Viktor's dreams of working for NASA led to a man (Dmitri) stealing his inventions and thereby sending him into a depression spiral, so he turned to mass murder instead. They do not live in a high crime area, yet have 'taken out' enough men to make you think they live in inner city Chicago (where said effects would actually be felt). Jayce, noting how his dear beloved was losing weight and becoming gaunt in the face, took him out to the countryside for his health, and not long after, Dmitri, who was responsible for said depression spiral, leaves a suicide note. His former employers come to offer groveling apologies, but Viktor does not accept them. Dmitri becomes the first person Jayce murders.

They treat said murder as some sort of environmental cleansing, making a checklist about the carbon cycle and how they do not want innocent people 'consuming' their remains, even when they feed said bodies to pigs and other animals. They kill rapists, child predators, animal abusers, you name it, so they are doing it for the Greater Good and are not seen as 100% evil by the audience. Their new corpse, the one Viktor just dissected, they plan on dumping in a nearby body of water. It's Jayce idea as he 'feels the water calling for him'.

While Viktor is not a registered surgeon, he does try to perform surgical techniques on himself, and tries to reapply his nipples after performing top surgery on himself. It doesn't go well, and he ends up no better than he did if Sidbh Gallagher performed the surgery for him. Jayce tells him that for this instance, he needs a professional. That is promptly dropped in favour for what they find in their victims' stomachs: one had a ball of hair that was not his own (implying he had pica, and consumed animal hair for fun) and another with a condom full of pennies. When Viktor asks what possible purpose that could serve, Jayce replies that maybe he just liked the feeling. Viktor in turn says that he only likes a belly full of his cum - and possibly even children. Jayce tells him that he's breaking one of their rules, and that is no talk about sex or children in front of bodies. The third point is not allowing domesticated pets around said remains, which is an odd thing to note as that has no relation to the previous two points.

We discover what the crime the man they're dissecting committed: he was stalking Viktor and leaving photos in the back of his truck. Jayce found out, killed him, and saved him from his own kidnapped and murder plot. The author writes 'soon as we finish up' twice, despite the fact that it's beta-read. We also learn that Caitlyn may be aware of their activities, but says nothing as they are not eliminating innocent people, and it would make it a hypocrite as Vi has done vigilante work on her own.

They head to bed, and there's an admission from Jayce that the only blood he fears seeing is Viktor's own. Viktor once suffered from pneumonia - COPD in fact - and had nearly died from it. Jayce had to perform CPR on him and take him to the hospital where he was diagnosed. The move to the countryside wasn't just for a better location to do their dirty work, but for his health. He also suffers form insomnia and the reason given is that their line of work doesn't do well during the daylight hours. Jayce proposes a change in their schedule, or to ease the load a bit. We find out that Jayce has a peg leg - an injury caused from a wound that went septic, and true to male form, he ignored it until it had to be amputated. Imagine getting killed by a man who's missing his left leg, lmao.

Viktor himself is suffering a bit of an illness, vomiting here and there, and Jayce jokes that maybe he's pregnant. Jayce jokes that he should try a rotisserie chicken from the store and see if he still gets the same high. He laughs at that, but thinks about how their hypothetical kids would fare in such a dynamic. One of them would have to stay out and 'give them a sense of normalcy' and Jayce acts gobsmacked at the idea of four children. Naturally, we all know who would be going to jail - Jayce, because all Viktor has to do is pull the trans card and be given a more lenient sentence, because you can't shove a pregnant pooner in a men's prisons.

Viktor is the 'house cat' of the pair while Jayce does all of the heavy labour on the farm. He continues to get sick and vomits in the pig pen, covering it up with pig shit. He had fully planned to use IVF with all of his health issues (because pregnancy is the only thing his broken body can do) and finally decides on taking a pregnancy test to solve the issue. Later, he and Jayce plan out their next kill, and it involves Viktor dressing like a woman to lure a man who thinks he's a prostitute. He says he has to do it because it'll be his 'grand finale' and the last time he will ever do it, as the man they are going after murders prostitutes. Jayce says that if he likes crossdressing as a woman (which he is) so much, he can do it in the privacy of their new home, paralysis and all. Viktor wonders if that's a new kink Jayce wants to explore. He says it could be.

Viktor also says he is going to shower twice - another thing that was not caught by her beta reader - and plans to take out this guy in a motel. He plans on doing it with an injection to make it look like he died of natural causes, which really raises my eyebrows. He is planning on murdering a man that is likely twice his height and size and has a natural hatred of prostitutes. Something is going to go wrong and Jayce is going to have to intervene, I know it. Jayce himself knows Viktor is capable, but with his disability, it makes him more of a victim than not. He's been feeling more defensive and protective of him, going so far as to kidnap his victims and bring them home so Viktor could still feel the thrill, but knows that is a bad idea as it would leave behind more evidence (as if them going to see their victims out in the open wasn't enough of a risk and didn't leave behind the same evidence). Honestly, it's a dumb thing to write as they still load their corpses in their truck to take back home, and are very lucky a state trooper has not pulled them over. Bringing them back alive makes no difference.
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> Do I look cheap or expensive?
You look like a druggie that's trying to cosplay Christina Aguilera. You're lucky this prostitute murderer is 'progressive' and not a heckin' transphobe because the first thing he'd ask is whether those scars are from cancer. The leggings being used to cover up self-harm scars is another nice touch, because we can't have johns wondering what kind of woman they're fucking, eh?
> What if something goes wrong?
I knew that something was going to go wrong because the twist was visible a mile away. A 5'2 pooner undergoing a near death experience from a serial killer that murders prostitutes? It's not an Agatha Christie novel; the suspense and twist isn't as great as you think it is.
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> Do you have enough time to redo your hair? Your makeup?
Why did he even bother with either if they were going to have sex and ruin it, anyways?
> Every time they have sex, Jayce asks as though it's going to be their last
How romantic.
> Or he dominates Viktor in a way neither of them thought possible
What relation does this tidbit have to him wondering if every sex act will be the last one? Is he that much of a dom he nearly kills Viktor during sex?
> His cock rock hard
You wrote that already.
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> He never had sex with anyone other than Jayce
> Took his virginity and left sanguine drops of blood upon the bedsheets
There isn't supposed to be bleeding during sex. Either he has a monster sausage or you weren't wet enough. I thought we left this shit behind in Victorian bodice rippers.
> Made his blossom with eroticism and pleasure
...what? 'Made his blossom'? Do you mean 'make HIM blossom'?
> Full of you is driving me crazy
This doesn't make sense. It reads like bad English.
> You're dick
This is beta-read.
> Watch yourself, how pretty you look as I fuck you
This author has a huge fic and is widely popular for it. If all of her sex dialogue is like this, I know for a fact it's shit.
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>Lines himself up to Viktor's pussy thrusts
...Viktor's pussy was thrusting?
> Drool and lipstick smears over his hand and down Viktor's chin
Should've went for Nyx. I hear that shit don't smear.
> Continues to fuck him relentlessly
This reads like a scientific papers. Meanwhile I've covered Mr. Hands horse fucking and sausages being shoved in tight buns. This is remarkably tame.
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> If you are swaying, maybe that man will stay the fuck back
??? This doesn't make any sense. Why would a serial murderer of prostitutes stay back at a swaying victim?
> Impatient? Want to cum on my dick?
Catalinaville has better lines and you cannot convince me otherwise.
> This time he is also to push himself up so he's practically sitting on his dick
Aren't you bent over a table?
> Stay your pretty eyes on course
This line from the TOP song does NOT make sense, so keep it the fuck out of your mouth.
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> Hopes that his seed passes through Viktor's cervix, impregnating him and guaranteeing that this is the end of Viktor's run
Yeah, can't have baby momma killing people Robert Pickton-style with a baby strapped to his chest.
> Wait till you see what monster I'll become them
Uh, this isn't really something you'd say to your future baby momma. What happens when you get too rough with Don Juan Jr and give him Shaken Baby Syndrome?
> After an energetic sex session his blood sugar often tanked
Lmao, diabetes from sex? Sad!
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> The plug sheathed in his pussy
Yeah I'm sure a prostitute killer will be pleased knowing that another man's sperm is plugged up in his victim. 200 IQ move right there.

I can't blame Silco for taking bribes a la milk, meat and eggs. Shit's expensive in this economy!
> He'd never gotten nervous before a kill but for some reason he was beginning to feel anxious
Called it. This John ain't right.
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> He would pick up prostitutes of any age from the city, have his way with them, and then strangle them to death
This honestly sounds like poor planning. This guy has all the mannerisms of Dennis Rader, and yet they decided to send in a crippled pooner to do it. A syringe was never going to be enough. The man 'confusing' a cane for a spreader bar should be proof enough you are out of your league.
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> His eyes would twitch in annoyance if he wasn't standing murderer to murderer with a man significantly larger than him
Biology sure is a bitch, ain't it?
> I'm going to shove that thing up your ass so far inside you you'll bleed.
Sounds better when it's a whole sentence, doesn't it?
> Unfortunately, the man fights back
I 100% called it that this was going to happen. This author is NOT good with plot twists.
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> Do you know what we do to whores like you
Who is 'we'? Are you working in a crime syndicate, or something?
> There was a reason why this man only picked prostitutes who were smaller than him
They should have seen this twist a mile away. This Deus Ex Machina is the most conveniently placed one I've ever seen. That is on top of a poison being injected into a man filled with adrenaline when it would work better in one who was calm. They did NOT cross their Ts and dot their Is.
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> Why am I so upset
Because you're preggers, baby! And your sexy murdering husband knows it! Nothing hammers down professionalism like sobbing and crying due to pregnancy hormones! Somebody get this man a bib!
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They are lucky Silco owns that motel, otherwise they would have to deal with the cops and draw up an alibi. They did not adequately plan or research this at all. You are pitting a 5'0 pooner against huge men and thinking a meager syringe will do it. It will not. This was a disaster in the maming.
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> You are probably pregnant. That's how powerful my sperm is
These lines are meant to be taken seriously after a near-death experience.
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> Is almost murdered by a prostitute killer
> Breaks down crying due to pregnancy hormones
> Screams in delight after finding out they're pregnant
Absolutely amazing how this has turned out. You'd never convince me this was a dead dove.
> There was something completely mystifying about the blood that gave life to the baby in his arms
Did he have a home birth or did he give birth at the hospital? I'd like to know. It'd be weird having a midwife help deliver a baby next to a mass grave.
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And that's it. Did you know this was a dead dove? I sure didn't. Did YOU expect a pregnant pooner to break down crying because they didn't get to kill the man who wanted to shove a spreader bar up their ass? Me neither!

Oooh this is a big one. What happens when a Latin Lover becomes a cuck? You get a borderline who enters spats of testicular tantrum rages and bottles of medication for manic depression and general Cluster B fuckery dumped down the toilet. You can't tell this Sinaloa Sausage that white people are cucking him! That's an inversion of the racial order! On an related note: this is the third fic where someone gets a gun shoved into an orifice. Lines for this fic include:
- his chubby pussy leaking graciously
- He definitely won't squirt like this. Pathetic. Bet he can't even feel his weak cock kissing his pretty, desperate cervix
- He wants to be stuffed with an actual, worthy cock, wants to feel it in his stomach, his guts; wants to see it bulge out of him, wants to feel so full that he has no other choice but to gush on it, instinctually trying to push the massive intruder out of him. He wants to be so overwhelmed that he becomes braindead, wants to be a forever fleshlight, his favorite pocket pussy.

Our big boy doesn't like to share. Nobody enjoys being around him - not his peers, not his research partners, not even lovers - because he's unappealing, scary, and dangerous. He's used to getting what he wants, when he wants it, so being told no is the biggest blow to his ego. His ex-girlfriends and boyfriends alike tell him that at the six month mark he becomes possessive and controlling, and rather than accept that as a personal fault, believes that that is the price ones way for dedication. He decides to pour that drive into his week and does not pursue relationships for a full decade - until he meets Viktor. He enjoys boxing him in with his big frame and feels a sense of ownership - the same trait that others condemned him for, repeatedly - and even feels a spate of jealousy when a professor dares to touch his elbow.
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> Almost as if Viktor is wanting to make him snap
> Sometimes Jayce thought was actively luring this starving, undeniable truth out of him
You just said the same thing twice but with different words.
> Must have studied each individual vertebrae, dissecting, plucking, tinkering around each tightly bound bone
Never thought I'd read about vivisection twice, but here we are. Someone is trying to channel Stanley Kubrick.
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> Too good at keeping his history, his DNA, himself under wraps
Oh? Are you suggesting that Latino men are genetically predisposed to violence and abusive behaviours? That's not very progressive.
> Why would he be a liar?
> That doesn't make me a liar
I am just as confused as anyone else as to what he's lying on. He's in 'Predator DNA' mode.
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Listen, if every ONE of your exes, male and female, are in agreement you are overbearing, abusive, controlling and possessive, the problem is YOU, not them. You are a danger to society and to others; you should be spayed and neutered for the good of humanity. If it's in your DNA, it should be eradicated.
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> Wants to splay his large hand against Viktor's lower abdomen, a display of ownership, of love
The fact his exes have all said the same thing - that he wants to take ownership of them - should be a red flag, but this is a guy who sounds like a narc, so it fits that he simply thinks everyone else is in the wrong.
> Reminding Viktor that only good and patient pets get what they want
> No one else can make him feel like this
And there's the emotional blackmail: "no one else can make you cum like I can".
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If ALL of your exes are saying the same thing...it isn't an excuse. It's your DNA. You do not belong in civilized society.
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> It might be hot to have you watch me get fucked by someone else
Uh oh. You're making the possessive, obsessive boyfriend who spirals into unfathomable rage at people touching his property's shoulders the cuck? He's not iDubbz; he's not going to take that sitting down. That's the number one offense to narcs.
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> The love of his life, which he knew Viktor was from the moment he saw him
Yeah I think that's the BPD and Cluster B talking. Your soul mate wouldn't be asking you to be a cuck if he didn't want to ru it in.
> Looks surprised, eyes wide and almost feaful
If he's afraid of Jayce, that is a problem. Remember: it's a DNA problem.

Jayce seethes over the fact he's been asked to be a cuck, and from an old dried out ballsac like Dmitri no less. He can't stand the fact someone who needs Viagra to make his tiny dick work is going to 'split' Viktor's magic white pussy open and breed him. However, as he contemplates this in the shower, he starts to get hard, wondering if Viktor will notice how his dick vein that wraps around said dick like a coiled rope and grow compliant enough to be turned into a human fleshlight. Jayce's jealousy is so legendary that if someone so much as breathes around Viktor, he is ready to gut them like a pig.
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See? Totally normal behaviour.
> He would laugh. Maybe. Shake his head. Remind him that this was all his idea, silly pet
The borderline inside him is trying to rationalize his partner having a kink he cannot control or dictate the terms of. He dreams of murdering Dmitri in ways that are not rational and healthy, and wants his blood and viscera staining that white pride worldwide milky, silky, creamy skin on that pretty little frame.
> His body moving like a ragdoll
Something must be said about the Latino man being so mentally unwell he has to take medication to be a modicum of normal, and the uwu smol pooner being the creamy white waif that's baiting him like a siren.
> His eyes rolling back at his cock kissed his cervix repeatedly
You sure it's kissing when he's being 'mean and grotesque'?
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> Gonna fuck a baby into you
I dread to think of BPD Junior over here.
> Wants to tape his boyfriend's mouth shut, anchor his wrists and ankles to the bedposts
And he wonders why every single one of his exes all started leaving him at around six months. He's mentally ill and needs to be taken out. Men like him are dangerous.
> Fucked up, writing and crying while being split open on a worthy cock
There's that narc part of the BPD: he is the only one worthy, the only one entitled to Viktor's attention, so when shit like this gets suggested, it's a deep, deep insult to his person past what a normal man would be insulted by. It isn't just the cuckoldry he hates - it's having to share at all that he hates.
> Wants to see if Viktor would put up a fight
Oh, nice. He wants to rape his soulmate.
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> What if he isn't able to hold back?
> He would never hurt Viktor
If you are thinking the former you will absolutely do the latter. Normal people don't casually think about raping their partners.
> A nasty tumour infringing on his property
This on top of him 'conveniently' forgetting his medication and buying a gun - sounds like we need red flag laws - to murder someone else TOTALLY convinces me he was 100% innocent in his breakups and his exes didn't realize they were dealing with a fucking psycho. All this talk about Dmitri's blood splatter and brain tissue makes me think he's the lovechild of Dexter Morgan and Hannibal Lecter.
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> We'll see how bad you want to fuck him once he's dead and limp
He thought evilly, while being evil. He keeps telling himself Viktor won't enjoy cucking him, as if he didn't admit that Viktor was a masochist.
> Wishing Viktor were here to lick up the pulsing blood that circulates inside his tanned skin
What's there to lick up if your blood is inside your body?
> He's also never had to be a fucking cuck before
Yeah, sucks when a narcissist is asked to be humble, huh?
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> If Jayce cared less about his body he'd be a smoker
He's already mentally ill and has to take medication so he doesn't outright become MS-13 on the regular.
> Doesn't indulge in such unhealthy activities
He buys a gun - likely done without background checks - while spiraling from a borderline episode. He's the perfect picture of health, yes sir.

Jayce has Viktor's location on his phone (just setting boundaries!) and mumbles and grumbles all the way to Dmitri's apartment about how much of a loser Dmitri is and how Viktor can possibly see anything in him. He enters a rage state and is dreaming about blowing Dmitri's brains out until he manages to ring the doorbell to his apartment. Viktor is dressed rather conservatively - and in Jayce's colours no less, something he preens over - and he himself doesn't want to look like a cuck by dressing in jeans and a shirt that highlights his muscles, because beefy, masculine men don't get cucked. What's interesting is that Jayce is the one who wants HIS desires known and his fantasies expressed, yet loses his shit when Viktor asks the same of him. Narcs and borderlines can't handle that. He calls Viktor a 'fucking brat', and being the brat-tamer anti-cuck he is, he can't stand being asked to sit in a corner.
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> petite frame
> Milky skin
Oh, we are really ticking off every box of the tiny white (wo)man getting dommed by the huffing and puffing brown male. Petite, in case this shithead wasn't aware, means someone who is under 5'4 in height. Viktor is 5'8, which is average height. We also know he's white, thank you, because you can't fucking stop talking about how white his skin is.
> Getting tired of standing out in the hall like a cuck
He's angrier that he isn't getting what he wants out of the relationship vs actually being humiliated. Such is the life of a narc.
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> Corny. Pathetic. Dumb
He's decided his opp is a crusty old man whoe hips would probably break if you tossed some Jif at him.
> Which only makes Jayce more upset
There's that controlling behaviour again. This is the same behaviour that, without fail, has driven his partners away. He wonders why they keep doing it when the reasons are right there.
> His teeth might shatter if he grinds them any harder
Next thing you'll be telling me is that he ripped out his heart to give praise to some Aztec sun god because it's in his DNA.
> Drowning in his warm tight cunt that was sculpted just for him
He says this a lot. Gee, I wonder why a vagina would be made for a penis? Such a mysery.
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> Is he really going to splatter Dmitri's brains? Cause a fucking scene? Become a killer?
You tell me - you're the one who brought a fucking gun to a cuckold scene. If you wanted to feature on the front page of Watch People Die you should've said so.
> He would've had Jayce putting a collar around his neck and fucking a baby inside of him six months ago
"Why do people keep leaving me after six months? It couldn't possibly be my fault. Obsession is a form of love! What do you mean they said no?"
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> Nearly naps right then and there
This happens often enough that I feel electroshock therapy is in order.
> He bets his boyfriend would rather much be greeted with the usual tanned, six-pack of abs and hairy chest
Because white men don't have big cocks and are either hairless twinks or hairy yetis if they come from the Mediterranean.
> Notices Dmitri's hands aren't large enough to cover the expanse of Viktor's waist
> His thumbs met
Of FUCKING COURSE this line gets used; your uwu petite, swan-necked, creamy skinned white pride alabstrine ivory tower fuckstick has a waist so small his thumbs met in the middle. Get a fucking new line!
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>Squeezing around the small circumference roughly
Literal yaoi meme where the 'uke' has a tiny waist that's smaller than a screw worm and the seme has shoulders that can split apart the ocean.
> Lacy maroon bralette and a matching garter belt around his waist
He later wonders if Viktor is teasing him with his colours, despite concluding here that is he teasing him with his colours.
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> Doesn't he know Viktor likes it rough?
Is he a masochist because YOU say so, or is he naturally like that?
> Holding up sheer thigh high stockings with lace decorating the top
Very masc.
> The cunt that was designed specifically for him
Designer cunts, eh? Don't tell Kim Kardashian.
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> As if Viktor would need prepping for a dick as weak and small as Dmitri's
White people don't season they dicks.
> Equally appalled at the concept of Viktor not being turned into a ragdoll
How dare he want to be treated like a person than the fucktoy your narc attitude designates him as.
> Viktor deserves better, he deserves Jayce
Cluster B attitude talking.
> He'd show Viktor how a real man is supposed to treat a pretty young thing like him
He brought a gun to a cuckold session and wants to tie his soulmate to a bed and rape him. I also like the fact that we know exactly what a 'real man' is when it comes to writing doms.
> Nose stuffed against his pulsing clit as he drinks in his sweet nectar
This is a real line.
> His fingers dig into pale flesh
We know he's white, thank you.
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> He purposely picked those and chose to wear them now of all times. He's sending Jayce a message, right?
This is Jayce's internal monologue. He never refers himself as 'I', but in third person.
> Creamy thighs
WE KNOW HE IS WHITE YOU RETARD
> Always too afraid he'd take it too far in the heat of the moment
Yeah I wonder why your exes always ditch you six months in. Such a mystery.
> He can smell his arousal
Does it smell like milk and honey?
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> I need to ruin him. He needs to learn
You need to learn how to be a good boy and get cucked.
> Repressed embedded desire he has to fuck the slit little smirk off his tempting lips, the desire to fuck him dumb. Literally
But we can't have the Mexican man meat here get cucked because that's insulting to manly men and questions their masculinity.
> His chubby pussy leaking graciously
This is a real line.
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> Thoroughly unimpressed
White men can't jump, and they can't jump in erections, either.
> Soft, pale skin
We know he is white, thank you.
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> You're a slut. Dripping wet for some cock from a man who's barely touched you
Uh, you were tongue-fucking each other a minute ago.
> They all seem to stem from possession, from control, ownership, fairness
What the fuck does 'fairness' have to do with possession and control? You view your partners are property to be owned. The worst thing in your life is not cuckoldry, it's being told 'no'.
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> He channels the jealousy as best he can
You call that 'channeling'?
> He definitely won't squirt like this. Pathetic. Bet he can't even feel his weak cock kissing his pretty, desperate cervix
Huh. Never heard the cervix be called 'pretty' before. This is new.
> Ivory flesh
Now it's a drinking game based on how many times this person's skin is called white.
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> Wanting to believe he has control in the situation
> Lets him feel some satisfaction and hope that he is finally getting his way
Says a lot that the BPD 'alpha male' and manly man cannot allow his partners of either sex take the reigns, because he believes that's undermining his masculinity. He has to be in control because that was how he was 'raised', even when he thinks he is entitled to everything.
> The honey reverberates in his blushed chest, spilling over his pebbled nipples
His voice is honey that's literally dripping over a chest that doesn't even need a bra? OK, then. Has anyone tested how far sound travels in honey?
> He wants to be tied down, fucked senseless, unable to think or breathe or stop cumming
Hopefully it doesn't last eight minutes. You can't be performing the Chauvin move.
> Jayce is not crazy
He says with a gun in his pants and his medication decidedly not taken.
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> Finds a new way to fuck into his greedy, gushing hole
It certainly didn't sound that gushy if Viktor was rolling his eyes and complaining that the whole thing felt like 'just the tip' of Jayce's penis.
Jayce taking out a gun and shoving it against Viktor's forehead doesn't sound like an agreed-upon kink. This is just him fulfilling the racist stereotype of a murderous Latino.
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> One of love. Of claim. Of control
You call shoving a gun up a pooner's pussy control? These are the same people who bitch about Cait being a cop, btw.
> I'm the one splitting him open every night
> That's before I ruin all three of his perfect holes
OK Santiago Sausage, put up some numbers. We need to see if white men can jump down below.
> Might as well put the gun to good use and start teasing his empty cunt with it
Hope he has good trigger discipline because the last thing you want is a .38 slug blasting open that cervix when you wanted your cock to do it.
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> He won't stop gushing because of how turned on he is
BTW, he 'gushes' 7 times. Someone needs to shove a plug up him already.
> Push the barrel of the gun inside of his aching, greedy hole
If he really wanted something to rival that Sinaloa Sausage, he'd go for the .357. Make a Bud Dwyer out of that pussy.
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> Warm strings of slick dripping from his clit to his lower abdomen by the tip of the pistol
So it's a 9 mm. Lmao, what an amateur. Bring a 12 gauge next time to rival those 12 inches and we'll see who has a better hairpin trigger.
> Soon-to-be ragdoll body
There's a trend here that I just can't put my finger on.
> Notices Jayce's impressively hard cock imprinted through the rough fabric of his pants
He needs to show that white man the meaning of getting some jalapeno spice.
> He wants to be stuffed with actual, worthy cock, wants to feel it in his stomach, his guts, wants to see it bulge out of him, wants to feel so full
The dick version of '6 feet, six figures, 6 inches'. But here it's '12 pack, 12 inches, 12 figures'.
> Forever fleshlight, his favourite pocket pussy
Funny how this keeps happening to the trans man.
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" Cum and I'll show my exes and the judge how sane I really am!"
> He really fucking likes it
Uh huh. Try upgrading to an RPG next time. Tell him it's like giving birth in reverse.
> The smile that paints Jayce's face is nothing short of wicked, inhuman. Wolfish
Something to be said about monoshippers and their dogmatic insistence that the top has to be a flavour of brown man that always engages in violence towards their itsy bitsy bottom. And would you look at that - there's a third mention of snapping vertebrae.
> With his forearm trapped under the elastic and his head firmly wrapped around his delicate pressure points
She later writes this to be NBD and that it's just a love tap.
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> He reeks of want, need
So what does his pussy reek smell like this time?
> Too laced with condescension for him to understand that this wasn't an act
Of course not. He's too consumed by the need for orgasm to realize that he's looking at the legacy of the Mexican cartel right in the mouth and he's about to get split like Mrs. Pacman did.
> Pressing gently against his windpipe
You were 'firmly' pressing against the side of his neck.
> You're really willing to die for some mediocre fuck?
Sounds like something Homelander would say.
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Oh no, he'll make that pussy look like Bud Dwyer, sending all that brain matter south. Call it a post-mortem period.

The author's end note reveals she had this beta-read by three people, one of whom is tigercristabel, who cannot proofread her own work, let alone write proper syntax and dialogue, and the other is stupidsarah. The third who gave her ideas was crying_kiwi, who supported an e-lynch mob against black Mel fans. An excellent group of people, these monoshippers. They are very adamant showing us that Latin DNA is violent and something should be done with it. She vows that there will be actual smut between them in Chapter 2 because her monoshipper mentality does not allow anyone else to touch her precious blorbos. With racists like these, who needs enemies?

The second chapter of Colt 2 Stallion has been updated after more than a month. This had 'gender affirming predation', autistic horse girls, and a man with a neck like James from Smiling Friends. The prior chapter had our gender affirming prey get caught pissing in a hay barn, and now he is in the trailer getting cozied up. Lines for this fic include:
- sucking dick was a cherished pastime of his. As if he spent his average Tuesday at the dick-sucking farm.
- He would hypothetically enjoy sucking dick in his future. He liked looking at dicks, so putting one in his mouth probably wasn't much different. He would just be experiencing it orally instead of ocularly.
- This was the real deal, uncut man meat that spanned his entire head.
- It smelled musky, maybe even a bit cheesy. Stinkier than the way pussies smelled.
- he was a dutiful cocksucker, and dutiful cocksuckers didn't throw up before they put a dick in their mouth.
- It made dick seem more like a popsicle than a choking hazard
- He had been teabagged before by a bully. His balls had smelled like milk that had sat out in the sun for days straight.
- It would be so cool to have testicles like that, round and hairy, loaded up with sperm. He had the balls of a stallion. If he was a wild horse, he'd win every fight from a challenger.
- “Oh, fuuuuck,” came his loudest groan yet, the kind of sound someone who was getting disemboweled might make.
- Forget blue balls. Whatever type of erection he had was going to force so much blood into his cock that it burst like a balloon with the tiniest caress.
- They were mirror images. They were two guys making love with their penises
- So much goop came out of his hole that he pretended it was semen. No pee this time. Just sticky, manly ejaculate.
- all the circuits down there were connected, because his butt talked to his pussy and his pussy talked to his cock
- couldn’t get over the rush of the sensation, the emptiness and subsequent fullness, the strange way that the release felt like a sexy poop.
- No guard could be had with penis inside a vulnerable orifice.
- carved out a channel directly into his viscera that oozed cum and wouldn’t close up fast enough.
- he ended up farting out hot liquid reminiscent of diarrhea.
- is there buttsex in your heaven?

True to form, PrettyBadMagic has her pedophilic tendencies come through when she infantilizes this character and makes an 'adult sleepover' seem palatable to a teenager that has viewed and watched pornography on the Internet. This childishness extends to even drinking Coke out of the glass, complaining when the ice fizzes it over and gets it sticky (in the business we call this foreshadowing). Already, upon spotting Jayce's large bulge, he says that if he had a bulge like that, 'he'd never need to close his legs'. Jayce asks Viktor if he's fine getting on his knees - and before you think he's diving into a blowjob already, he's just asking him to take off his boots. Jayce's feet are so huge they might as well be elephant feet, because our lil guy is physically thrown back when he takes them off. He notes that his socks are 'manly, sweaty, and stinky', because we suddenly know what men are, and that Singed used to throw his dirty socks in his face and laughed as the sweat made them stick to it.
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> He had never seen a dick in real life
> Guys said they hurt
This is someone who has never seen a dick and yet 'instinctively knows' they're a man. Fucking Christ, an.
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> He was having scary thoughts about life worth living, if he was going to be such a cast-off wimp
> Is immediately infantilized by a 40-something cowboy with dick cheese
Yeah. That's, uh, very gender affirming.
> The sight of it sent a fiery pang to Viktor's cock. It wanted to be that hard, that reed, at least eight inches with plump veins running up and down it
Eight inches seems to be a favourite measurement of PBM. It's large, but not obscenely large like the 13 inch horse cock, but it is thick veiny.
> That definitely confirmed Viktor's interest in dicks
You've never seen one before, and yet you have already decided you like them and want one. You had your trans declaration before even seeing male genitalia? Logic.
> Sucking dick was a cherished pastime of his, as if he spent hi average Tuesday at the dick-sucking farm
There's that Colleen Hoover witticisms we all know and love. She's writing this about a minor, btw, one who is under the age of 16 (his age has not been explicitly declared yet).
> Hypothetically enjoy sucking dick in the future. He liked looking at dicks, so putting one in his mouth probably wasn't much different
Hold up, there. You wrote that him seeing Jayce's cock was the first one he ever saw. How could he be a great cocksucker and know he's a great cocksucker if he's never seen one? How can he like looking at them if he has never seen one? Logic.
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> This was the real deal, uncut man meat that spanned Viktor's entire head
More of that Colleen Hoover-ass writing.
> It smelled musky, maybe even a bit cheesy
Gross. You want me to slobber over a blowjob scene and the dick smells like dick cheese? Take a fucking shower!
> Stinkier than the way pussies smelled
If your pussy smells worse than dick cheese, it's time to go to a gyno. Also, misogynistic as fuck.
> You ever sucked one this big?
I saw one that was 13 inches, swear.
> He had the type of genitals suited for porn
You don't say. It's almost as if these authors are porn-rotted.
> He couldn't fit the whole thing into his mouth unless he distended his jaw and used his throat, which is what happened in porn
Humans can't distend their jaw the way snakes can, unless you want to break it and then have it wired shut for months.
> It made dick seem more like a popsicle than a choking hazard
I wonder why men get so turned on by the fact said dicks are a choking hazard 🤔
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> Most of the flavour resided at the base of Jayce's dick, where his pubes poked out, black and white and wiry
You said his dick smelled like dick cheese, and 'worse than pussies'.
> He had been teabagged before by a bully. His balls had smelled like milk that had sat out in the sun for days straight
...why the fuck was this added? What purpose could this serve aside from the fact this author has a bizarre obsession with stinky dicks?
> It would be so cool to have testicles like that, round and hairy, loaded up with sperm. Jayce had the balls of a stallion
"We both laugh at our sins big balls" ahh sentence.
> Even though it was too small to encircle it
He's just uwu so smol.
> Sympathetically, Viktor's dick pounded
He was calling that clit a dick before he even knew what they looked like. Amazin'.
> From his lower teeth to his upper teeth, even with his mouth wide open
This is less to do with Jayce's genitalia being enormous, and everything to do with Viktor's mouth being laughably tiny. He's a minor in this, remember. PBM loves minors. If she can hammer home the 'uwo smol twink', she will.
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> Slapping sounds that sounded like a butcher shop
...that is not erotic, no matter how you spin it.
> The kind of sound someone who was getting disemboweled might make
People getting disemboweled do NOT groan like that. Sometimes they shriek, or they panic, or they're, you know - breathing heavily trying to shove their goddamn intestines back in - but moaning erotically? What in the fuck.

Jayce's sperm is written with the consistency of white pudding and tastes 'metallic', and gets a facial coated with it. He inwardly brags that he sucked off his idol and that 'they (his bullies) didn't deserve a slurp of Jayce's cock' as if he isn't a minor being taken advantage of. Jayce tells him that he's small (uwu) and that it'll take time to train his throat. In the meantime, they decide to cuddle, and Viktor once again reminds people that he is gay and that Jayce likes both and that he whimpers like a toddler when his leg pain flares up. Jayce offers him an Ibuprofen and something stronger than a Coke, but Viktor declines, and opts to use Jayce's pec as a pillow instead. Jayce asks him what he thought of his run tonight, and Viktor gushes (lol) about how he was incredible; how he shaved off seconds off his record and how he cannot wait to see re-runs on the Internet. He's his biggest fan, you know.

Jayce begins rattling off stats and everything he knows about the industry, showing that he isn't some thick-necked cowboy himbo but a man who does know math and how to apply it. Instead of rocks, he knows all about horse bloodlines and who their sires and dames are, and then the conversation steers into their personal lives. Jayce's father died in a hunting accident Dick Cheney-style, and Viktor spins a tall tale about being adopted by his siblings. He tells Jayce, rather unconvincingly, that he is 28 (he clearly is not). Jayce tells Viktor he'd make a fine cowboy, as if he isn't physically able to wrangle any animal, let alone mount them, with his bad leg. Jayce begins nodding off and tells Viktor he needs to shower. Viktor responds that he does smell 'really strong'. Viktor crawls up into his bed space, noting that it smells like his cologne and body oil (but not in a stinky way, for once) and his eyes bug out of his head when our thick-necked cowboy comes out of the shower. While he loves looking at his muscles and junk, the bruises are what concern him. He says that Jayce is hurt and he brushes it off, saying that 'medics don't do shit'. He also notices that Jayce has problems in his left leg, which he is doing his damnedest to cover up.

Viktor notes that he played nurse to people who OD'ed at Singed's parties, delivering narcan and sewing up stiches. Naturally, he goes goo-goo eyed at his 'godlike genitals', but focuses on the task at hand: applying ice to those bruises on his marital bed friendship bed. Viktor is already thinking about married life and how this would resemble it. Talk about delusions of grandeur. The author makes a note that he has 'measly little wisps of hair' like a fifth grader as if that didn't hammer home the fact that this bitch is a barely-concealed pedophile. He also insists that the pulsing in his clit is a boner, and that 'if it was possible to get boners, this definitely counted as one'. Author also has an armpit fetish because 'the world of armpit admiration' is a real line.
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> It didn't make it very far, being short as it was
Along with his fingers, legs, head and toes, he has a tiny tongue, too. A literal child.
> Jayce's tongue was the winner here. The champion kiss-roper
Does that mean it's long enough to hang himself with it?
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> Was Jayce asking for sex?
Yes? That was the intent from the beginning? You have to love how Viktor has to explain to himself what barebacking is because he's just so knowledgeable, and yet admitted he never saw an actual penis until Jayce. He has watched plenty of porn; knows all the terms and positions, and yet acts like a naïve child when push comes to shove.
> His cock might actually impale his guts
It's eight inches. You must actually be a child that hasn't even finished developing because you are acting very, very terrified.
> The remaining five inches shot redly up to his belly
This kid must be 4'10. There's no way he's above five feet tall.
> He didn't realize Jayce was hard already
Really, nigga?
> His cock pushed even harder than Viktor's, thumping like an ultra-thick branding rod
THAT dick is a branding rod, and what's yours? It's something that identifies as a dick.
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> Forget blue balls. Whatever type of erection he had was going to force so much blood into his cock that it burst like a balloon on the tiniest caress
Another legendary Colleen Hoover-esque line. "We both laugh at our son's big balls".
> It's when you rub two dicks together
You need two actual dicks. Identifying your clit as a dick doesn't make it one, no matter how hard you try.
> That basically proved he wasn't gelded. He was a colt
A colt is a premature male horse. You are neither male nor a horse. Stop it.
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> His cock was hot and rippled with veins
We know, you made that clear the first time he whipped it out.
> All Viktor could think about was cocks, about erectile tissue and swollen flesh
You don't say.
> It was small but just as bloated
it identifies as an erection, lmao
> They were mirror images. They were two guys making love with their penises
I cannot fucking believe this is a real line. This is absolutely going into the quote forum.
> Jayce was just a cockless girl
Girls do not have cocks. You might want to return to fifth grade biology since you seem mentally stuck in that age.
> So much goop came out of his hole that he pretended it was semen
It isn't because you need seminal vesicles and, you know, sperm cells for that.
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> If he should pretend to be an experienced high school senior
So he's younger than that. Do not tell me he's 14 or some shit.
> Especially his junk, which was bone dry and painfully sensitive. He kept calling him a pretty little girl
Misgendering is OK if the guy doing it has a thick, masculine horse neck and dick cheese.
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> Projectile vomited all over his attacker
If I did not screenshot these, none of you would believe that people write this shit. This author continues to deliver on the most bizarre and fucked-up lines in existence.
> Slowness and premeditated puke collection seemed like the most feasible way to make sex tolerable
...no?
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> You're already in my bones, little colt
He has to take measures to properly gender him, but wants to act as if he's not fucking an underage teen. Make it make sense.
> He was a biomachine
No, you are a teenage girl who got teabagged by a kid whose balls smelled like spoiled milk and is obsessed with dicks. You are no one's machines and you are not a TAPS EMP field that can communicate with ghosts. Fuck off.
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> The instinct to breed is likely stronger than the instinct to adore for all eternity
Then how did Jayce know exactly which sex you are and why did you assume he'd use your vagina if not for breeding?
> It felt like he was a girl getting fucked
YOU ARE A GIRL GETTING FUCKED.
> It may as well have been ten inches for how stuffed and violated Viktor felt
> His body was too small for him, which was why he warned him
He's just uwu so smol, lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
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This author is talking about how the vagina is also known as the birth canal and how poor nutrition causes amenorrhea while INSISTING the hymen is supposed to bleed like a stuck pig. It is a STRETCHY MEMBRANE. IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BLEED AT ALL. YOU ARE BLEEDING FROM YOUR VAGINAL WALLS BEING TORN. The hymen is literally at the surface of the vagina, if the woman even has one. You don't need to be 10 inches deep to rupture it.
> His body was self-destructive enough to miscarry in the case of embryonic implantation
Watch him get pregnant for the hell of it, because colts can totally be bred by stallions.
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> A fetus who was hardly more than a few cells
That's a zygote/embryo.
> Could disappear with a punch of a poison pill
Talking an awful lot about pregnancy for a colt. You can't breed colts from stallions, right...?
> No amount of deceit could change the fact that he was an inexperienced child
Correct. You're writing about a child having sex with a 40-something cowboy and how sexy that is.
> I don't believe in the concept of virginity
> Previously stressed that they were a virgin and how their hymen got torn, a common factor for virginity
Uh huh.
> We oughta do it proper. I oughta fuck you like a colt
You want to breed him at six months after birth? Sounds oddly pedophilic, man.
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> He had very little conscious control over his bowels and related components
PBM has a bizarre fetish with shit; she may be the first female author that is actually a coprophile.
> A lot of men did not have the option of a vagina
Both gay men and heterosexual men can have anal sex.
> Seeing as that it was the shit canal
...is there something you want to say, PBM?
> You could take my whole cock. I know you could
I suppose the anus is because because, you know, physics.
> Anal sex was a great way to merge permeable membranes
It's a great way to split your peroneal raphe because his dick is too big.
> Poppers
These are used in the party circuit to loosen up anuses, and that's exactly what it does here.
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> It more or less proved that Jayce was gay some of the time, and that he wanted to be gay with him
No? If he likes both sexes, he is bisexual. Him having sex with a 'colt' that has a pussy doesn't make him gay. It makes him a thoroughbred heterosexual.
> It felt like the same slippery substance that came out of his vagina
If your vaginal ejaculate has the same consistency of anal lube, I don't know what to tell you.
> He had endured painful instances of defecation
Again with the shit reference. Are you ready for a line that one-ups 'the lube flowed down his thighs like diarrhea'? You just wait.
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> Which corroborated the millennia of human experimentation with this precise orifice
Right. In what way does that make YOU gay, though?
> Steamy enough to unspool his DNA and transform him into a puddle of soup
Too bad it can't rewrite your DNA to be an actual male - and an adult.
> The first thing he noticed was that his butt was no longer shut
Wanna know what his biggest concern is? That he has no shit inside it.
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> His butt had simply given out and allowed him inside
That's what poppers are for.
> Discovering he had some fun nerves not just on his sphincter
You're female. You don't have a g-spot in your ass. Stop it.
> As if the hole was self-lubricating
Do you not know what anal lube is?
> Like you got ripped open and just dealt with it somehow
You'll be 'dealing with it' by wearing adult diapers by the time you are 18.
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> Because his butt talked to his pussy and his pussy talked to his cock
I am legit at a loss for words at these lines. To think someone wrote them thinking they are good and not worthy of widescale mockery is insane to me.
> A rush of cool air washed over Viktor's achy cock and drooling pussy
Ah, we're doing the 'drooling like a dog' thing again, eh?
> His sex organs banged with blood
I'm sure they wish they could bang each other. His clit identifies as a pussy and his ass identifies as a pussy...I'm confused out here, Chuck.
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> It wasn't loosing like a gaping wound
Not yet.
> His dick with that with the walls of Viktor's rectum. Viktor sucked up the shaft and head and clung to them in their exact shape
I'm sure this wasn't what people were talking about when discussing clay moulding.
> The stretch was actually a source of pleasure. The entire thing was, because Jayce was sharing Viktor's guts. He was a part of this
Along with stretching out that colon, you won't even use the semi-colon. Sad!
> Is there butt sex in your heaven
YO, WHAT THE FUCK
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> But he was right that Viktor could fit an entire dick inside him
We still don't know how young he is, btw.
> He was having gay sex. He really was gay.
You are an underage female having anal sex. That doesn't make you gay. That makes you a future adult diaper user.
> The emptiness and subsequent fullness, the strange way the release felt like a sexy poop
This is fucking up there with 'unblooded girlchild'. Who the fuck thought this was a good line.
> Being fucked like it was porn
Oh look, a hint of self-awareness.
> Began to feel like a fucksleeve, like a melon with a hole in the middle
Fucksleeves, sexy poops and liquid diarrhea. This fic has everything.
> He wasn't even soup anymore
> A goopy sensation
So he's goopy soup.
> He felt really small
He's just uwu so small.
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> You weren't supposed to fuck your dad
Minors aren't supposed to fuck adults and adults aren't supposed to write about sexy poops as if that's witty writing.
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> They tasted like lube and sweat and musk, like plasticky sex
Do they taste like a sexy poop?
> When you get tall and hairy and hung as your daddy. Then you'll be my stallion
When the underage booty so good you have to lie so as not to make your pooner partner spiral during sex
> Where pee gushed out of him and it didn't even register
Think this is bad? Oh, you just wait.
> Carved out a channel directly into his viscera that oozed cum and wouldn't close fast enough
> He ended up farting out hot liquid reminiscent of diarrhea
> What there actual poop?
This is the second time PBM has written about lube or some sort of ejaculate as 'diarrhea'. It is a bizarre way to describe something and I have NEVER seen anyone else do it. She really is the Scat Queen, on top of being a shotacon.
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> He was sitting in piss while fluid seeped out of his butthole
*Like diarrhea
> He needed to buck up. Man up. Rub some dirt on it
Funny how you needed an ass full of cum to decide on this.
> At the very least he knew he wasn't leaking fecal matter
Imagine if he did? That'd be a helluva mess to clean up.

To no one's surprise, Jayce is snoring like an old man and the author chooses to focus on how stinky Viktor's armpits are. She notes how much he hates his chest (but had no problem having his vagina used) and thinks that Jayce will kick him out at any moment. He climbs back on the soiled mattress with him, and they briefly have sex again.
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> The local air smelled like him, like his soap and his pits and the stale liquor on his breath
The fuck is the obsession with armpits, here?
> Losing his virginity
I thought he didn't believe in the concept.
> They were close enough and horny enough to have sex
We still don't know how old he is. He isn't yet in his senior year, so he's got to be around 15-16. Nothing like losing your anal virginity and comparing what comes out to diarrhea.
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> Just piss on me
Being used as a human toilet would not surprise me at this point.
> He forced his spine into a bow
So much for his disability.
> His cock pounded and semen spurted out against his belly
I wonder what that smells like: brine, or stale alcohol?

Viktor then tells Jayce he wants to go home and Jayce tells him he'll drive him back as he and Sky hitchhiked to the rodeo. He gives him a new set of clothes and Viktor drowns in them, leading him to remark that he doesn't want to feel like a scraggly cat, but a stallion (despite the fact he's been called a colt this entire time). They end up heading to a diner in Jayce's truck, and all this kid can think about is crying, and for good reason - Jayce knows Viktor isn't legal. He asks him if he's in high school at least, and before Viktor can answer, he tells him it doesn't matter. He knows if the reality of what they did gets out, it would ruin his career (of course, one must ask why he even bothered to groom said underage teen if he knew they were underage). Viktor then breaks down crying because HE was the one who seduced Jayce and HE is the one who was an 'obsessed fan', which of course it's convenient because which sex is always blamed for a man's actions?
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> Sobbed like it was puke
Oh, it wasn't a sexy poop?
> So now we gotta live with this, being in love and not seeing each other
You can write a colon getting blasted open but combining sentences with colons? That's a bridge too far.
> Understood why people got together even if one of them was old and one of them was young
*coughGROOMINGcoughcough*
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> You're gonna be my stallion before I know it
He identifies as a stallion, y'know?
> He wasn't a girl or a baby
He sure does act like both - oh, BECAUSE HE IS BOTH.
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You keep telling yourself that as you shit out sexy poops.
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He said he didn't want his career to get ruined, and yet decided to ruin it for teenage ass. Guy is devoted. He really wanted a devoted cocksucker who has sexy poops.

Look, I have very little to say post-mortem. 18k words of this and I get the worst shit out of Colleen Hoover's ass. There is nothing to save, here.
OK, I wanted to break the sexy poop shit. An AO3 author got upset that someone roasted her for a heckin' racism:
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Another got outed by her professor. Comments are mostly telling her to relax, as her prof considered her her 'favourite author'.
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Well, I'd consider that a compliment. You didn't write 'sexy poops' or compared seminal fluid to diarrhea.
 
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Knowing that there was another Kiwi chuckling at the AO3 sub at the same time I was is a treat. The post about the racism was lovely, though I ended up going down another rabbit hole altogether. Someone made a post about the use of generative AI, and I found the responses to be particularly passive aggressive, so I looked further into the topic and my goodness, the salt cup floweth over.

Look, I understand not wanting to have copy/paste chatGPT stories taking up server space, but thats not the issue with most of these people using AI as a place to bounce around ideas. From an outsider perspective as a non 'author', what's the difference between being inspired by a chatbot conversation and being inspired by Steven Universe or whatever? Why is generative AI terrible to use for cleaning up plot outlines or generating writing prompts, but grammar checking/word processing/translation AI acceptable? How is it different from having a writing partner or a ghost writer? These ethical considerations might hold weight in academia and serious publications, but fan fiction itself is by definition derivative of someone else's work.

I've read shitty fan fiction for years, but I'm just now discovering the fart-huffing pretentiousness of the people who write it and I'm thoroughly amused. I can not fathom someone writing a 500,000 word Loud House incest fetish story feeling like an authority on anything.
 
The Omegaverse littlest pet shop AU is on Chapter 7. Just three more chapters to go of this nonsense. This chapter has a new beta-reader, so let's see if things have improved.
In the previous chapter, our alpha male was overjoyed at the fact his pet omega was coming out of his shell and being more communicative (we will just forget the fact he nearly beat him for possessing Shimmer). In this one, he dreads taking Vktr out to go boat racing because he hates the cold and he doesn't like the idea that Viktor nags, even when he has done no such thing for this entire fic. Jayce wishes he could have arguments for Viktor as if he hasn't been mute this entire time, and generally acts like a whining brat and not the alpha male that he is. The only time he 'acts' his 'designated gender' is when they witness a group of kids having a snowball fight. During that horrible Battle of the Bulge, he decides to make a snowman. Yes, it is as abrupt as anything else in this fic because the author's train of thought is not consistent. Jayce goes from being worried about Viktor being pelted with snowballs, to hunting for twigs for their snowman, to having a mental breakdown due to memories from almost dying in a blizzard when young. He goes from being freezing to not freezing, and has a nice hot shower to end the day with a nice book reading with Viktor.

One of the worst things of this fic is how Viktor is taken away from his accomplishments. They are instead given to Ekko, where he and Jayce are working on a type of greenhouse. While spending time with Ekko, Jayce gets the good ole feelings of wanting to be a father, and he's disappointed that his crippled purchase doesn't put out. He enters a bit of a situation when Ekko brings in another mute character, Isha:
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> Intrigued at the concept of his omega forming any sort of arrangement with another alpha
In this universe, omegas are not allowed to take to wedded alphas or unwed alphas whatsoever. It's the worst form of sexual apartheid and NOT ONCE does he question this. Talk about privilege!
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> People can be rude about the not-speaking thing
That is a problem but buying humans from pet shops isn't.
> He was about to remind the young alpha that it was Viktor he needed to thank
In which he is reminded that omegas are people, too. It took 7 chapters just for Viktor's genius to be highlighted.
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...This is beta-read, and written by someone who probably considers themselves 'sensitive' to disabled issues. This privileged fuck has apparently never met deaf or mute people because Omegaverse has its own version of Aktion T4. It's a tasteless thing to ask because he's been doing it with Viktor for months.

Later, Jayce is stressed out over a Council meeting, but Viktor ensures him that everything will be fine. They have a tender moment where he cups his face and Viktor snuggles into it. He is supposed to go with him to the meeting, yet disappears at the last second, and Jayce has a bit of a SNAFU moment where he has to drop everything and go find him, much to the sneering judgement of the Council. Turns out, Viktor spotted Silco, his traumatic memories came back, and he fled.
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> You and your old friends hurt him
> I've not done anything. I've even met your pet
This is supposed to be a grand reveal that the man Viktor is deathly afraid of isn't that bad and didn't abuse him, even when Silco was not victimized by the system and took part in sex trafficking in Zaun.
> Unless the creator of Hextech doesn't trust his own tracking chips
This is a fic about humanity, see. If you're not born an alpha, you have to have tracking chips put inside you so you will behave and not run away like an errant dog. You cannot opt out of it. Sounds like a great society to live in, eh? Elon Musk is salivating over it.
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> The Council had voted to make the payments to the shelters more long-term
It should speak volumes how, along with the class issue this city has, the omega-alpha issues are seldom addressed and just looked as 'no big deal/It's Just Biology' to give the excuse of acting completely inhuman towards their 'designated lessers'. It's Jim Crow without black people dressed up in Steampunk.
> Apart from his Academy uniform
I have speed-read this and not once do I remember him ever putting it on or alluding to it. I just thought he wore his normal clothes as omegas were forbidden from entering the Academy.
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Silco, the lord of the Underworld and chief Chem Baron, is a BETA?! Damn, even he gets the short end of the stick. He's not manly enough to be an alpha, but he's right there in the middle.

I decided to include this because the author's worldbuilding has always been weak. While this chapter is 10k words, it's all over the place, going from one idea to the next without logical reason. We went from him making snowmen to chasing after Viktor and talking to an ex drug lord about where he is.
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Jayce came to the Council and vowed to make things better. He hasn't done a single thing about police brutality and thought his one good deed was...buying a human from a pet shop. Then he has to stand there and listen to Silco talk about beating the disobedience out of omegas because that's all they grow up into. The funniest thing about that is he considers himself a revolutionary. A revolution for whom, I wonder?
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> The man's words were confusing
So is this entire fic. If Silco is not responsible for his PTSD - and he would be responsible by virtue of association - who is?
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> More so when I became more invested in my revolution
> It failed
> Nothing has changed
Lol. Lmao.
> The powerless were already suffering, you ridiculous topsider
He's saying that to a man who bought another human at a pet shop. This is THE definition of tone deaf.
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What a nice way to write Viktor out of his own story. Oh, these people just looooooooooove him so much. Hand over his accomplishments to Ekko, who only manages to get them because he's an alpha. If he was an omega, this would be too similar to 12 Years a Slave and white girls don't need that shit on their hands.
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> My resources were not unlimited
You were one of the top Chem-Barons. The fuck you mean they aren't unlimited?
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> Says he is dedicated to make up for past wrongdoings and improve the lives of omegas
> Secured funding for more human pet shops
Uh, that's great, man.
> Nothing escapes my notice this side of the bridge
You just said earlier you didn't have unlimited resources.

So, new beta-reader. Did anything change? Nope. Are you confused as I am? That's alright, this fic is all over the place. The only thing that has remained consistent is how omegas are human slaves and our alpha is trying to do good by...making more pet shelters for them. That's like arguing you are going to abolish slavery and will instead place them in human ghettos or zoos.

The fic I was covering earlier that was done by our dear ~professional~ was deleted and rewritten. She says she did a 'lot of research' this time around, and I am slamming the 'Press X to Doubt' button. She is now trying to grow on Tiktok and other platforms despite writing like a Wattpad teenager. You can compare the old ones and the new one here, as I screencapped all of it ;)
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> Husky little boy
10 years old going on 35.
> Benso'
*Benzo
If you're wondering whether the whole chapter is bunched together like this...yes, yes it is. The rating has been changed from E to M, presumably because the author realized the optics of chaining a trans man to a bed as punishment for genocide and then getting raped to enact Total Latino Death ain't so good.
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> She looks scared
> He did not really know whether the child was a little boy like him
LMAO CLOCKED BY AN ITALIAN MOMMA
> One who has ADHD
Nothing like projecting your mental issues onto a character who doesn't have it. Giopara doesn't have ADHD.
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> Wizards aren't real
You live in Runeterra. There was a whole war called 'The Rune Wars' that was fought by wizards, you dumb fuck. He based Hextech on magic.
> Merry Christmas
There is no Christ in Runeterra. Their Christmas is called 'Snowdown'. Such as the consequences of basing a world that isn't our own in a moder AU.
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> You're
She's a ~professional~
> But what about Santa
Santa doesn't exist in Runeterra. There are other creatures and wizards who perform that role for him.
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> Good boys and girls
Wow, that's heckin' binary. Where are the other gender diverse children?
> Wise wizard like Merlin or Dumbledore
Imagine writing a fic with a trans character front and center and not realizing that Dumbledore comes from the IP of Queen TERF herself. This bitch must have avoided all of the drama around JKR because there's no way a fandom as oversaturated with pooners like Arcane didn't catch this. This is the worst crime you can commit.
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I wish I could roll my eyes out of my head to forget this cringeworthy scenario, but alas, here we are. It might not have excessive vomiting or demands for grilled cheese after a drunken night out, but this is the most cliched thing you can do. A disabled child getting knocked into a filthy rich Wasian and then called a dirty piece of shit and 'expelled' from ever seeing our husky blue-eyed Aryan Italian ever again? You don't say. There was more believable drama in the Grinch movie.
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All you're missing is the slurs against the Russians and how their grandfathers were rapists, or something. Did they have a WWII in this AU? Now you've got me asking questions. Did Hitler have magic?
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I forgot to mention earlier, but Ximena is a Spanish name, not an Italian one. She is giving Talis' mother to Giopara when Giopara's parentage is unknown. Ximena is very clearly a darker-skinned Latina with Mexica roots due to her straight black hair and facial structure. If you are going to blend the two together (which is still a retarded thing to do) give her another name.
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Snatched up by whom? Runeterran Gypsies? Someone keep problematicism the fuck away from these kids!
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It wasn't winter when Jayce came back, because there is no snow to be found anywhere. This is the only major change to this scene; otherwise, it goes as the original did, right down to him choosing to be a bum for 12 years and let the world die.
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> A hero's heart should care more for the people than for the person
AKA he let the world die because he just gave up for no other purpose than him being sad. It's the most pathetic and retarded thing I've read in a while. It cannot even be classified as heartbreak because he doesn't even TRY to make things right.
> He knew he could not save the man he used to be
Why the fuck are you there, then?
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> I am the same in others
Does this 'sameness' include you being a rapist?
> She wept at the statue of her son
It floors me that they managed to commission and make a statue during the fucking apocalypse. That's like someone keeping up a McDonald's during 'The Road'.
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This is where things remain the same: he goes into hiding for 12 years, allowing the world to crumble under Viktor's GE, and dwells in self-loathing based on nothing more than him hating himself. He didn't try to convince Viktor that he was wrong; he didn't even fulfill the Mage's wishes that he stop the apocalypse from happening. He just went 'nah, fuck it' and the author thinks this makes him a tragic person. It does not. It's a case of a man dooming the world because he has the Sads. He isn't even pitiable enough to have a 'Brooks was here' moment with that noose.
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Despite this weakness and greying hair, he still manages to walk around as if it's no big deal. The author wrote that his leg was fully Hexcorized and hollowed out, meaning it's more porcelain and metal than actual bone, and then the author promptly forgets about it and writes him like he's able-bodied again. This happened in the original and it looks like nothing has changed in the reboot.
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Great, this fucking line. It's even more cringeworthy here because, as in the original, Viktor has no reason to turn into the Arcane Herald as he was not killed by Jayce and there was no intervention by Singed. His appearance would be remarkably different even if he DID go that route. If Jinx, Vi and Vander did not make it to the commune or the commune did not erupt in violence, there would be no need for Vander's blood to resurrect Viktor. This was a major plot hole in the original, and it looks like she kept it here.
> Even if Jayce succeeds in saving the world, he will always fail Viktor
You couldn't even save your original world! The fuck you mean you're going to be a hero and save others?! This is what happens when your ~professionalism~ does not get any higher than 90 IQ points.
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This is another big change: Viktor and Giopara are close and in a relationship instead of being strained. This makes Talis' kidnapping more serious and a prominent plot point, as Giopara has a more vested interest in getting Viktor back. Talis, forgetting his own bum leg, jumping into a dumpster and forgetting that people can hear him getting into one is just one of those things the reader is expected to look over. It's meant to be funny, but it really isn't.
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> Absorbed into nothing beside Giopara's giant arm and thick coat
He's just uwu so smol. He's also dying even younger in this AU with a Joe Biden memory to boot.
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> He needed to rescue Viktor
You didn't even rescue your own. You didn't even bother to change his mind!
> Perhaps he could be a hero again
'Again'? You were never a hero to begin with. You let your world fall into ruin. You're a worse version of fucking KEFKA but at least he knew what he was doing! There was no majestic excuses for him. He ended the world because he could. Jayce ended the world because he was sad. Claiming he wants to still be a hero while making him a rapist and kidnapper? Just Jayvik things.
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This sentence is an incomplete thought. "The Last Drop was a beacon of refuse for many holding a guilty conscience; a place to drown their thoughts away in alcohol" is. Do better.
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Nothing like stepping off on the right foot by talking about a stranger well-known to others as having a 'punchable face'.
> It would be odd for a grown man looking to snatch up a teen
"I may be a rapist but I'm not a pedophile" ahh logic.
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This is new: Silco and Vander were not in the original, and this adds a layer of some realism as they see through Talis' façade immediately. They know he's an imposter and doesn't mean well, which make Viktor's kidnapping a worse event. Before, he had no one who cared about him; here, he does. Talis will still interpret this as preventing him from becoming a monster to save the world, while being a monster himself.
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Jinx was one of the few characters in the last iteration to look for Viktor. She now plays a more active force and she also is mightily suspicious of Jayce.
> I need to keep an eye out for this potential predator
In the business we call this foreshadowing.
> Whatever they are doing to him stripped him of all his autonomy
The trans man is losing his autonomy to 'cis' men? Say it ain't so!
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> Gross old guy
Man, wait until you find out he's only in his 40s. He's supposed to be disabled, but his third leg works just fine.
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So Jayce doesn't know what the Internet is because he comes from Runeterra and not our Earth. The more confusing thing is that our Earth, despite having modern amenities, also has magic, because the author wanted a blend of the two while not realizing Runeterra is called that because it is literally a magical land. Earth is earth with water and plants.
> His eye twitched at the sight of the terrorist who killed his best friend and several others
He's mad at a 15-year-old girl, yet doesn't think sitting around for 12 years while the world ended is an indicator of his own evilness. Don't throw stones in glass houses.
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> Now go back to playing with dolls or whatever you do
Oh wow, the brown man with a bum leg is also a sexist. Who would've thought?
> I am his uncle
No one believes that, and Jinx overheard everything. She knows he's lying.
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Oh, so NOW he feels bad that Viktor is terminal. He wants to save him from ending the world, and the best way to do that is to kidnap a dying cancer patient, tie him to a bed and mentally and sexually torture him! Nothing says 'saviour' like raping a cancer patient!
> Chemo and antidepressants
Every pooner is on some form of SSRIs or mood disorder pills. You'll never find one that is mentally normal.
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I have to say, Gio and Viktor's relationship in this one is much more wholesome, which means that whatever Talis does will make him so much worse. Nothing like making a hobo Latino the criminal, eh?
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The date is a reference to when S2 came out. If you're wondering why lover boy here isn't telling Viktor the importance of said date, the twist will hit you right in the teeth.
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One might be forgiven for wondering why such a devoted partner isn't soothing their soul mate's Joe Biden questions. Must be an oversight by the author, you think. Nope. It's deliberate.
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We're getting close to the twist: Viktor knows Jayce is lying, and he still remembers Vander and Silco (and you have to wonder if they aren't suspicious of Gio, too, knowing how poorly Viktor is doing and how his memories are going to shit). What is the reason for said lies?
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I take back what I said about Giopara being wholesome. He is drugging Viktor to keep him from remembering his betrayal, which was done while Viktor was throwing up in the bathroom, if you recall. I assume the situation unfolded the same as it did in the original.

Poor Viktor is getting fucked over by both iterations of these men. Can't a trans man catch a break?
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> Remoulded his identity from the whimsical kid to a stereotypical jock
Giopara was arrogant but he really wasn't a jock. He did manual labour. He was friends with a lot of people from poorer backgrounds.
> Husky body to a broad tank of muscle
A husky body means...a broad tank of muscle. He went from muscular to muscular? Or are you too afraid of using the word 'fat'?
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This part remains the same, down to the exploding pen and the mental breakdown over being deadnamed. Tampon Tim continues his revenge.
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What's one way to write an ADHD character? Have them be annoying as fuck and rapidly click a pen. Representation!
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This happened in the original. You aren't missing much. The one thing that's slightly different is the professor glazing Giopara more. Those blue-eyed babies get all the attention.
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Tampon Tim strikes again, and our dear dood almost breaks down in tears at such a horrible betrayal. Kidnapping and rape ain't bad, but THIS is! The one thing that is different about this scene is the fact Giopara clocks that this is the person he played with as a kid, and now he knows that he's trans. His mother clocked him immediately but he didn't, lmao. Naturally, knowing we cannot have a transphobe be a romantic interest, he swiftly turns on his heel and apologizes.
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> I don't want to be that guy
> Proceeds to be that guy
> You don't want to bully me because I have a vagina? That's more offensive than bullying me
Well the author is more comfortable writing a brown man as a rapist than someone as a transphobe. Transphobia is, heh, like the biggest sin, dude.
> I just don't want to be a bully
He says, after being a bully. He only did this heel turn because the narrative clearly states transphobia is not allowed - well, it is if Talis is the one calling him a 'wife' and chaining him up. But chucking tampons at a trans teen? That's a bridge too far.
> I was a chubby kid
You used 'husky'. That's not what husky means.
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> You do not have to be a bully, Jayce
Repeating what a character just fucking said doesn't make this good writing.
> Heh, my dad loved a bottle of Jack Daniels
Yeah, nothing breaks the ice like laughing over someone's father dying of alcoholism, am I right?
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> That's why I changed myself
You literally didn't. If this was an act, you sure did commit to the bit. He is only having a change of heart because he found out this was the kid from his past; he did nothing to earn that forgiveness. Someone should have taught our ~professional~ about character arcs.
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> I shit my pants freshmen year cause I had twelve burritos from a questionable gas station Taco Bell
They have Taco Bells INSIDE a gas station? Huh. Serves you right for having a white boy gut.
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You're right. You're absolutely chopped and as thin as a tampon. I bet you could be flushed down the toilet.
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> By God, I found the whole package of stupid
In which the author describes her entire fic in one sentence.

I don't expect that many changes, but let's see how the kidnapping plot turns out. There will be 25 chapters of this, so beware.
Chapter 3 starts off with our professional literally crying while writing it as it was based on her own experiences with cancer. After reading this, it's clear that the chemo didn't work.
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> He had lost his sense of autonomy
Whether it's cancer or at the whims of penis owners, this seems to be a recurring trend. Our poor Tampon Tim cannot catch a break.
> To Jayce, he was now just a pet
Pets have more rights. It's considered abusive if you lock a pet inside a space with no movement all day. Pooners? Mash 'em, beat 'em, stick 'em in a stew~
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Next thing you'll tell me is that these nurses are ranting about Jeets and talking about how dirty niggers are; that's how over the top evil they are. I don't know if the ADA exists in this universe, but you cannot kick out a patient like that. If they're aware Tampon Tim is there, they should know running their mouths is going to lead to them getting sued. Never doubt the whims of a Jewish lawyer looking for payday.
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> Knowing the sound of his clomping, galloping feet
You can't gallop because you can't run. Clomping does the job well enough. 'Galloping feet like a herd of buffalo' suggests your footsteps are so loud they're thunderous, which clearly isn't the case. This is malapropism in action.

Now we get the first inklings of our blue-eyed devil behaving badly: on top of the chemo, our boy is having some Joe Biden moments and cannot remember who he is or where he is. Sky, being a background character because we cannot have niggers in our slash, is forced to comfort him and insist he totally isn't hysterical.
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> I'm sure it is the medication making you stressed out and confused
Nothing like having characters be irritating gaslighters. Enough.
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> He's not a criminal, he's sick
If this is how he was treated in the hospital, I 100% don't blame him for his villain arc. He's going to massacre nurses AND Latinos.
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> History of psychological institutionalization
Funny how this keeps happening to trans men. Are you suggesting trans people are mentally unwell?
> Now move along before I take you in as well for obstruction of justice
ACAB but make it cringe
> Ain't know
If you are going to write a low educated cop, start with 'Didn' know' vs 'ain't know'. They aren't Southerners. 'I dunno' works well, too.
> Heh
Here we go again. Giopara didn't even have a mother in the original lore and she just so happens to have a Hispanic woman's name when she's supposed to be Italian. How hard is it to look up Italian names?
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> I am Jayce's mother and by extension Viktor's mother
...that makes it worse! Now we've got a pseudo-incestuous romance!

This Italian stallion (she identifies as one) is lucky the cop didn't bring out his taser. Live PD hasn't seen seizures from those in a while.
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> I didn't raise a submissive pussy
No, you raised a chronic abuser who uses drugs to make his partner independent on him because he decided to sell out his friend to a unscrupulous thief while said friend and love interest was vomiting in the toilet. Stellar characterization there.
> It is 18 degrees outside
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> He is barely 90 lbs and undergoing chemo
He really is a sock in the wind, lmao.
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> Once he feels like dead weight on your shoulders, you toss him aside like your dirty socks
Remind me again how these two are supposed to be lovers at this point? Oh, that also reminds me: he's fulfilling that study's findings that men will leave behind their sick wives, especially those with cancer, to seek greener pastures. Misgendering him even in cancer treatment, amazin'.
> I won't let you die
> Was previously called out on how he would, indeed, let him die
> Heh
Here we go again.
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This was from the original. It's even worse out of context because this guy is eating chili fries cheeseburgers while he'll watch his partner wither away from a nasty disease. That's true love right there.
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> You are an enigma
> I'm a man of mystery
...that's what an enigma is.
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> You can fit so much bitterness in that toothpick body of yours
This is supposed to be a light-hearted take on disability but it just comes off as offensive. Yes, call the disabled pooner a toothpick. Guess it's better than them being a fat sow that breaks the toilet.

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> I am not weak
You had a mental breakdown over the guy finding your tampons.
> I thought we established I had (have) a brain made of beef
> At least I am raw and juicy
You are going to give me mad cow disease at this rate. The dialogue hasn't changed whatsoever.
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> Look at the road, not at me
Imagine if they got into a car accident because he couldn't stop looking at Tampon Tim here.

The Greek statue discourse is being recycled here, and it's just as bad as the first time. When Giopara says, 'you remind me of those Greek statues in the museums', he never clarifies he's referring to the marble ones. If he says, 'You remind me of a marble statue in a museum', it would be a nice nod to how, despite age and damage, the finished product is still beautiful. Giopara is not referring to Viktor as a god; he's literally referring to him as a broken piece of rock. Unless context is given, it's malapropism.
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> I'm sorry if I said something that offended you
You compared him to a cracked piece of rock and he's mulling over it because he can't decide whether it's a complement or not.
> This isn't my bedroom, heh
That line doesn't work in this context because Mel and Sky know the robotics lab is not your bedroom. The sleepwalking thing also doesn't make sense because you wouldn't be holding a complete conversation with her if you were.
> She was not a statue like Viktor; she was a living painting, a moving exhibit of vibrance
I tried looking up 'vibriance'. Got no hits. Maybe a wordsmith can help me. In any case, 'a moving exhibit of vibrance' should either be, 'a vibrant, living exhibit' or a 'living painting'. I'd just go with the living painting because it sounds nice.
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This girl is always catching strays. Free her from these Klansmen/Klanserspecials.
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This AU doesn't work if you are just copying what happened in the main universe. It smacks of unoriginality and laziness. There are so many ways to go about an AU; copying and pasting what happened in the show is something I saw in teenage writers just finding their wings back in 2011. I do not expect this from a ~professional.~
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> You remind me of a woodland spirit, maybe a bear, or a stag, or a rabbit
That's cultural appropriation. Pay your lump sum to your local Native American right now.
> Did you just call me a bunny?
Because you're always thinking with your dick and if people eat you they get protein poisoning? The allegory fits, then.
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> You are a bug or something. Like an isopod or some wiggly shit
Why not a stickbug? That's the most fitting one.
> Were you thinking with your fat ass?
Jokes on you, he doesn't think. This lovable fatass drugs his chemotherapy, eternally sick and dying soul mate while another is waiting around the corner to kidnap him and rape him. The universe really does hate pooners.
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> Two hours
Damn, for a bum leg you sure did run the Terry Fox mile. Why not take a bus or ask Giopara's mom to take you home?

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This is a marked change from the original: Jayce Talis did not bathe or even try to clean himself up. Now his teeth are brushed, his dick cheese is gone and his ass is scrubbed, and he is socially presentable.
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> Has a mental breakdown after his prized creation was stolen
> The circumstances around said theft happened because the 'love of his life' said nothing while he was vomiting in the bathroom
> Said love keeps Viktor on drugs so he cannot leave him
Imagine twisting things around and making Talis look better for once. He went from a creepy, filthy rapist-in-training to a bum that let the world end. I think everyone involved in this story should die.
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If she knows all the chemicals behind making bombs, she knows what crack is. She hangs around Vander and Silco. I bet you she can even measure it down to the last gram.

With this cliffhanger, we are left wondering if Talis will be the true saviour after all...or will revert to being a rapist and will herald Total Latino Death. 22 chapters left, wew.

This holiday season, I've decided to pull things from the Vault. Before she was 'bruhthatsgay', she was Bwaves (BSWaves), an author obsessed with writing underage teens getting groomed and fucked by well-endowed Latino men. Featuring date rape drugs, painal, and a spreader bar that miraculously doesn't break backs. There will be no buttsex taking you to heaven in this one.
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> Sharp jaw and thick brows, beautiful dark skin
Nothing like making the heavy and sexy man with 'beautiful dark skin' a rapist! There's nothing to grab from that, I swear!
> Heavy and sexy. Fuck
Every white fujo wishes they had a sexy Latino pick them up at a bar after spiking their drinks, trust.
> He'd be a fool to deny such a fine specimen
His ass is going to be regretting that decision very, very soon.
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> They threw their drinks back in sync
> Quickly sucks down the rest of his mixed drink
Wow, pouring back shots AND your original drink like that? Double-dipping like a pro. Now it's gonna be really hard to tell which one was spiked!
> He can feel his soft package
It doesn't stay soft for long.

True to form, we have the sexy Latino slip some GHB in his drink so that pussy can get some XXL love. We all love it when swarthy men do that, don't we?
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> Lower still his knees are wrapped in cuffs
This is supposed to be a spreader bar of sorts, and in the next scene he legit tries to swing those spindly legs to knock our big swarthy lad off him. Does it work? Hell no.
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> He throws his hips up, swings his legs as best he can
There was no way you were going to get the desired momentum, and your legs are so thin you couldn't even knock a burrito out of his hand.
> Shoves his legs so far up he's folded in half
Disability doesn't exist when WE say so, sweaty.
> Oh God, it feels huge
So does that hospital bill for that broken spine of yours.
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> Keeping Viktor folded in half as he strokes over his folds through his panties
Nothing like bending over a guy with spinal problems like he's a wet noodle. Someone try this with our dear author and see if she likes it.
> The cotton rips like, well, cotton
Good cotton requires a bit of torsion. He must've bought the pair at Walmart.
> Fuck that's a pretty pussy
Words said before disaster strikes:
> Borders between pleasure and pain
Cliché. I am also sick of this line because there is nothing pleasurable about this. You're getting a vaginal and anal prolapse and you want to tell me you enjoyed it all because you squirted? You can fuck off.
> It's too big
> I'll make it fit
BookTok-ass dialogue.
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> He's speared open
> Feels like he has popped a seal inside him
> He feels split through the middle, the walls of his cunt stretched to their limits around the beast inside him
Guys, I don't know if he's split through the middle yet. That 'seal popping' thing you feel? That's not your hymen. Those are your vaginal walls tearing. Good luck telling the ER surgeon that what happened to you wasn't rape.
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> Punching broken sobs out of Viktor with each hit of his cock against his cervix
Again with the cervix smashing. You can tell they never had so much as a pap smear, let alone had something jammed up against it. In any case, get used to those sobs - he sobs more than his vagina clenches.
> Can't wait to put a baby in you
> You're gonna look so good round with my baby
Nothing like being told you're better off barefoot and pregnant after date raped. What kind of roleplay is this? 'My Date with a Cartel Member? HE SHOWED ME HIS CHAINSAW?!'
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> He feels something thick and bulbous prod at his asshole
He must've had some poppers or some Viagra on hand, because he dumped a heavy load and did not get tired or flaccid like a normal human male would. This is supposed to be a roleplay, where everyone is consenting, yet his anal cherry has never been popped and no lube is used. OF COURSE that scream is going to be real - and that's on top of the blood. You cannot pass that off as a haemorroid, bud.

The author tries to play this off as something they agreed to, but if that scream is genuine, that means our boy here never expected to bleed as badly as he did. Real Connor McGregor shit.
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> Forces his body to adjust to the girth
> He sees the red on his cock
I'm sure they sat down and Viktor told him, with all seriousness, 'Let's simulate rape and painal with lots of blood and no lube. Ignore my screams that it hurts and my possible ER visit - I will totally squirt and make this all better'.
> He flicks his clit and Viktor jerks, crying out as a spray of fluid shoots out of his cunt
> His cunt pulses and squirts again as Jayce buries himself inside him
I'm honestly tired of seeing all this squirting when someone is getting pounded so severely there is no possible human way that it is pleasurable. It makes me wonder if the author is speaking from experience: were you raped as a teen so hard you squirted, and now you have to convince others that that's what you wanted? If you are bleeding like that from anal sex, no amount of squirting is going to seal up those tears. No amount of squirt is going to soothe those hospital bills, either.
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> Broken cries and sobs as he's fucked beyond thought
You'll be crying and sobbing when you see that ER bill and all those stitches in your asshole. Better keep this swarthy lad away from your stoma bag.
> Adding a load to his ass to go along with the one in his cunt
I want to know what kind of drugs he took to keep him hard and loaded, because no normal man stays hard after ejaculating like that.
> Chokes on a sob
I sincerely hope you do choke on it this time.
> Perfect
He says, while bleeding out his asshole from an injury that is NOT going to heal on its own and will lead to a nasty infection the CDC is going to have to include in its annals. Forget med-resistant AIDS: try med resistant flesh eating ass disease. 'Cabin Fever' needs a reboot, anyways.
> Can you tell I have a thing for painal
Yes, and that's on top of your Jeffrey Epstein obsession with teenagers. If you want painal like that so bad, offer yourself at Ciudad Juarez. The quirky autism might get you a bigger load.

Knowing that there was another Kiwi chuckling at the AO3 sub at the same time I was is a treat. The post about the racism was lovely, though I ended up going down another rabbit hole altogether. Someone made a post about the use of generative AI, and I found the responses to be particularly passive aggressive, so I looked further into the topic and my goodness, the salt cup floweth over.

Look, I understand not wanting to have copy/paste chatGPT stories taking up server space, but thats not the issue with most of these people using AI as a place to bounce around ideas. From an outsider perspective as a non 'author', what's the difference between being inspired by a chatbot conversation and being inspired by Steven Universe or whatever? Why is generative AI terrible to use for cleaning up plot outlines or generating writing prompts, but grammar checking/word processing/translation AI acceptable? How is it different from having a writing partner or a ghost writer? These ethical considerations might hold weight in academia and serious publications, but fan fiction itself is by definition derivative of someone else's work.
Using AI for prompts and then writing the rest yourself I don't have a problem with. What I have noticed is that some AO3 users are admitting to using it to clean up their spelling errors when spellcheckers and other syntax programs exist and have existed for more than a decade. Strangely enough, they don't get as much hate as the generative AI itself.

They love preening about how AI isn't real art and yet it can easily copy their styles. I tried it once and it nailed it completely, right down to the tone of voice.
I've read shitty fan fiction for years, but I'm just now discovering the fart-huffing pretentiousness of the people who write it and I'm thoroughly amused. I can not fathom someone writing a 500,000 word Loud House incest fetish story feeling like an authority on anything.
These are the same people who think em dashes are indicative of AI use and stick by the 'fanfic is free so you better suck off the creators no matter what' mantra.

Speaking of finding racism on the AO3 subreddit, the adage of them only caring about free speech when it comes to their porn remains dead to rights.
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The responses immediately jumped to thinking criticizing AO3 porn means influencing the First Amendment and free speech laws in the United States.
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I'm sure SCOTUS is deeply concerned with your *checks notes* AO3 bookmarks.
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"I've been doing a lot of grieving" - So join the SPLC or the ACLU or something. Don't complain about it on the AO3 subreddit! Your fics are not influencing free speech policies; it definitely isn't repealing anti-BDS laws or 'hate speech' in general (and they like hate speech laws, thank you very much).

Apparently there was a debate on how black people don't have pink nipples?
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This one was insane. A user mentioned how a pedo weaponized drawn Sailor Moon porn against her. Another pulled an 'UM, ACTUALLY' and insisted she wasn't groomed and that she's really anti free-speech.
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"That's not an example of fiction causing harm. That's an example of fiction being used to groom" - So it was used for HARM, you fucking retard.
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Yeah I wonder why you're compared to those people when you decided to 'correct' a grooming victim by saying they were wrong that the medium used against them wasn't a form of CP. They really are willing to die on this hill.
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"Art isn't meant to be a moral guide" Oh? I thought all art was political? You don't get to revoke those widely-held statements on a whim.

A Gay Thai Boy talks about how some people really do have a kink for being called racial slurs. Do you think he'd enjoy it if I called him a cat-eating, cocksucking ladyboy that has AIDS?
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All art is political. Just not my fanfiction.
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Media analysis sucks until it gives you a thesis you like. See how Pillar of Garbage reacts to the Critical Drinker when he has the same views on him on Stranger Things.
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> Authorial intent matters
> Real politics and social issues put targets on people's backs
All art is political. And if said art puts a target on your back - underage eggpreg and all - can you really be called a revolutionary?
 
Strangely enough, they don't get as much hate as the generative AI itself.
This is what's so bizarre to me. Let's hypothetically say someone is using character.ai or whatever the chatbot flavor of the month is, they enjoy the ideas, take notes, and then write an entirely independent story from scratch. Personally I don't even feel this needs to be tagged as AI, since prompt generators have been a thing for over a decade and nobody would expect an author to cite a prompt generating website as their inspiration. This is an entirely different monster to putting a sentence into Grammarly or another 'purple prose' AI to clean up their writing. And yet they insist that the former is the death of creativity and the latter is perfectly acceptable to use.

But I digress.

On the topic of free speech and porn it's a slippery slope. I recall a 'dark fantasy' author who was arrested in Australia for a dd/lg book around a year or so ago. While I may find the material repugnant, I'm hard pressed to view it as a crime or having the author be responsible for the actions of those who read it. It's a very touchy topic that requires nuance and that's something a lot of these people severely lack.
 
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