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Man I love FWB with some homosexual thoughts. This one isn't bad compared to what I usually review, but it can get a bit boring in places. Generally skippable.

> Perfect physique. Hard-working. eager to please
You know a woman wrote this when:
> This is how, despite only knowing him for 24 hours, he's found himself in the orbit of Jayce Talis
Only with this tag can you get away with having two strangers fuck within hours of meeting.
> He is of a lower house
He's still well-to-do because he was a world traveler before settling in for his studies. He does come from money.

> He can't be having such innately homosexual thoughts about this man so soon
Funny, but to be homosexual, you have to be the same sex. You are not the same sex - you are female. You are having innately heterosexual thoughts.

> He feels Jayce's hard cock against his own
Right. Eraser to a bowling pin.

> Catching his cockhead on Viktor's much smaller one
One isn't a cock, it's a roid clit and that is implying he's even on magic testosterone. It'd be even smaller if he wasn't.
> His hole throbs and his slick coats Jayce's cock
He might be lame but that pussy game is top-notch.
> He just met this man
You don't say.

> They don't talk about it for two years
> It's the best sex he's ever had in his life
Check off that box of, 'All other men suck compared to the token Greek God who gives me an orgasm' trope.
Later, they are arguing about screw heads and how the one Jayce is using is not going to fit. If you think this is a double entendre, you are correct. Jayce, running off of little to no sleep and already on edge, wonders why Viktor put the 1.5 mm in the 2.5 mm box. Turns out the use the 1.5 bin for scrap metal and that Viktor conveniently has one in his pocket. They are rushing to complete their mini Hexgate prototype for the Distinguished Innovator's Competition, one they have to be at in 3 hours (it's 6 a.m). Jayce bemoans his facial hair and how Mel will 'throw a fit' if he doesn't shave it, before Viktor quips with 'Must we be presentable?' Jayce responds that they have to be if they want more investors. He quickly shaves, and while he does, he ponders on their relationship. He finds himself seeking Viktor's approval and adores his smiles and compliments, before veering to the night they slept together and how passionate that was. Jayce remarks he is bad with personal relationships because he is 'manic' - but that's OK because Viktor is his complementary cog and he just 'gets him'. He nicks himself during shaving, but stems the blood so it doesn't ruin his image.
They win the competition and, during the walk home to Viktor's apartment, Jayce asks if he can come in. Viktor allows him to and pours him a strong drink (Zaunite) to celebrate. Jayce immediately chokes on it and asks why it tastes like battery acid. Viktor notes how Jayce is looking at him as if he wants something, before saying that he wants to kiss him. Viktor relents, and we get our second smut scene.

Damn. A back brace already, eh?

> He knows Viktor keeps his medical issues well-guarded
He let out he was trans lickety spit thanks to that lickety slick.
> I prefer anal
I guess vaginal sex is too dysphoria. But having Jayce be a taker in this was a pleasant surprise. In too many fics he's just the overly masculine top.

> He feels his dick completely fill out
Unlike that strap-on that's just cold silicone, lmao. But kudos to him for being a giver and a receiver.

> Milking Viktor's cock
A shame you cannot milk an actual one. It's really not that hard to give him a meat baton down there.

I would too if I got a dildo up my ass and my soulmate left the next day to be a workaholic.
Viktor apologizes for leaving him because the sole reason he did was because he cannot let romantic emotions interfere with their work. Jayce protests this, saying it was the best sex he ever had, and that he wants to make it work. Viktor insists they must break it off by Jayce insists that he will do anything to keep it going. Viktor relents and agrees to make it a casual relationship. They write a set of rules for them not to follow, and they are:
1. No public displays of affection
2. No sex in the lab (this is changed to be once a month and under specific conditions)
3. No sharing (they are not polyamorous), unless one explicitly breaks off the arrangement
4. No visible marks.
5. No kissing unless it's for sex.
6. No staying the night.
They shake hands on it and begin their FWB arc. During one night where they have sex, Jayce (who is written as very talkative) admits he's a size queen and likes mild degradation. Viktor is a control freak and needs a hot pad and painkillers afterwards. It's a nice little twist on their dynamics which I like to see. Later, while designing prototypes, we learn that Viktor has a thing for lasers and eyed up for measurements. They later get their freak on in the lab.

> The sight is so obscene Jayce wants to take a photograph
Sounds pretty PG-13 to me.
> Milking his cock for all it can
Seeing a lot of that, lately.
> Watching the spend spill out of Viktor's puffy hole
Eventually that ass will become so blown out it will become a second vagina. You won't be saying it's tight ever again.

> He came to the thought of Viktor being his
> He's been sleeping with him for three years now. Three years of the best sex of his life
> They fuck. A lot.
> He wants to hold hands with Viktor and memorize all his moles
Wouldn't you have done that already if you have been fucking non-stop for three years? It might be FWB but you are clearly viewing it as more than that. Were you just having sex with your clothes on?

> Squeezing what little is there
Haha, someone finally acknowledges there's no junk in the trunk.
> Sweet, pliant boy
That is a grown-ass man.
> The thought sends a possessive streak through him
Huh. Usually it's the other way around.
> He's a perfect vision, strong muscles, taught waist. All completely waxes save for the small manicured snail trail directly above his half-hard cock
On top of that, he bleaches his asshole. You know this boy wants to bottom because 9/10, other authors don't even talk about his asshole. His is waxed, bleached and probably even sun bathed. He's going the whole way.

> Pulling out a small bottle of lubricant and a glove
They have to be FWB to the T - that means no anal fingering with your bare fingers. Gloves only.
> I'm clean
Part of your rules was that you were exclusive and you didn't fuck others. If you were not clean, where did you get the STD from?

> Will you take my cock now?
Wouldn't it be nice if it was a real one?

> It's a decent size, longer and thicker than Jayce's, which fills him with an odd sense of pride
No way. You made the 'masculine' dom top smaller? This is blasphemy. This is madness!
> Starfishes
I can think of another starfish that is blown out and exhausted.

Can we get that FOR NOW on a t-shirt?
Along with breaking the other rules with their FWB arrangement, Jayce asks if he can stay the night. Viktor allows it, but notes that he has no clothes and is naked. When Jayce insists he can sleep naked (there is some awkwardness to the scene, surprisingly) Viktor pulls out a pair of his briefs that he initially thought he lost. He gets into them and they fall asleep together. Jayce wants to cuddle and nearly sobs when he can't, but brushes away the thought. When they wake up the next morning, Jayce is hard and wants sex, but Viktor tells him he doesn't want to be sore the whole day, and offers up his thighs instead. They finish and get up to continue their day.
In the lab, Viktor acknowledges that he is in love with Jayce. It clashes with his thoughts on the Hexgate blueprints and how the Council wants a mall in the same vicinity - which doesn't make sense due to the risk of radiation meltdown - when gift shops or opening up businesses in the area will work just as well. Jayce kisses him on the temple and this sets Viktor off, sending him to the bathroom to clean up and Jayce being extremely apologetic. Viktor laments how Jayce is an 'Adonis on earth' and he's just a twig, and mentally notes that he has to stop it before things get bad. Jayce, meanwhile, throws the nearest notebook he can find across the room because he 'fucked things up; he wants Viktor to be more than a FWB, and he can't stand it. So when Viktor comes out of the bathroom, he straight up asks Jayce what he wants. Jayce wants him to clarify and Viktor says that this relationship had an expiration date. When Jayce asks him if he did anything wrong, Viktor says no, and he gets the impression that Viktor is in love with someone else.
They spent some time away from each other and Viktor is very, very moody about his actions. Luckily for him, Jayce appears at his apartment at 2 a.m. to tell him he refuses to end the relationship like that. His eyes are bloodshot, he's got a red nose from all that blowing, and he tells Viktor that if he had known that that was the last time he would have approached it differently and loved him more. Viktor tells him he doesn't get the right to say that, before Jayce retorts that he found someone else already. Viktor has to clarify that he hasn't been seeing anyone else, in fact, and that he just wants their relationship to end because he doesn't want it ruining what they have. Then we get the whole point of this fic: Viktor straight up says he doesn't want to be Jayce's fuck buddy forever (despite him wanting it to be like that and starting the whole damn thing based on that premise), to which Jayce replies 'then don't.' Out come the 'I love you' confessions and the strap (after he 'works him open with the determination of a madman') and they make love for real this time. They confess they were both idiots and that they wasted their time. The end.
I thought this was going to be worse than it was. If anything, it does drag on a bit but it's not as bad as other fics I've read that have been total slogs. The switching dynamic was nice. Overall verdict: it's OK. Forgettable, but OK.
Normally, when you read tags where a male has a big ole thang between his legs, you might think it's like dioscum's work and it's 13 inches or above. When it's a t-dick, you have to go back to the SRS thread and find which picture is suitable for the fantasy. Behold, the rare t-dick that is...above 4 inches. Lines for this fic include:
- Yes. I do. I want to fuck you very much. Right here in fact. I want to bend you over this desk, spank your bratty ass raw, and fuck you so hard you won’t ever think about endangering yourself again.
- I’m so hard I could rail you with my big dick right here. Bounce you up and down in my lap until you squirt all over me. Make you warm my cock for hours while I finish grading essays. But I bet you’d like that too much. You don’t get the gift of feeling my cock until you show good behavior. But don’t go near that hole. You ever taken t-dick?
- I guess all it takes is some nice cock to clear all that noise outta that head.

> Someone had left the chemicals to oxidize too long in the storage closet and the poor storage had resulted in an unstable, explosive compound
Why do you not have a special compartment for said chemicals if you know that if they are left alone they will explode? That is a major oversight. I assume he was working with nitrites or something that causes internal combustion.
> He was angry at Viktor for risking his life and endangering others and perhaps jepoardising his research
He was trying to invent the internal combustion engine, and what he got inside was the Hindenburg.

> Broad shouldered
Keep this in mind because this gets repeated a lot.

> Had seen pictures of Professor Talis when he'd been young, and, already good looking, he'd matured into an older looking man
> He had strong shoulders and a fine, athletic build
See point above.
> Lucky men that looked better and better with age
You said that already.

> What if 'd walked into that lab and found you seriously hurt?
He'd be the Timothy McVeigh of his world, pooner edition.
> He hadn't thought much about his own safety. He never had. It was the research that mattered
You won't have any research if you were working with explosive materials without proper containment protocols. This isn't a Chinese foundry.
> couldn't go back to his small life in disgrace
Buddy, there is no one to blame but yourself. He is supposed to be a genius. I simply don't think the author knows how chemicals work because it could've gone way worse than that.
> The research was all that mattered
You said that already.

> Lacked confidence and life experience
He doesn't lack either. He was confident enough to be the one to get Jayce into Hextech to begin with.
> Didn't know the first thing about what to do about being wanted outside of quickies with strangers
Now, have these strangers been dick havers, or vagina owners like you?
> Felt his t-dick twitch
This is something else you are going to need a drink for.
> I want to fuck you very much
Take a guess how big this version is. Hint: it's not 13 inches.
> Spank your bratty ass raw
I need that on a t-shirt.

> I'll fill you up with my cock so nicely
> Do you think you could take my cock
You have to use a strap-on to achieve deeper (and adequate) penetration. Said strap-on is ONLY seven inches, not the legendary 13 inches from a proper male. Yours is only half of the world record holder, sad!

> I'm going to fuck you until I come
That's...the purpose of sex, yes.
> He wanted to know what it felt like to be fucked by his professor
> He wanted Jayce to punish him. Sexually
You said that already.
> Slippery fabric tight around his aching t-dick
Drink.
> Could see his t-dick tenting out the front of them
And it's...not even 4 inches.

> Aren't you going to show me that pretty t-dick of yours?
> Sticks out an inch from his body
LMAO
> Show me how wet
This sex dialogue is trying too hard.
> Maybe he'd blow up the lab a little more often
Keep at it and you'll be inventing C-4 in no time.

> He was well-endowed and used his thumb and big finger to stroke it up and down
Ma'am, that's not well-endowed. 13 inches is well-endowed; one might call that a cervix breacher. This is an Indian-sized roid clit.
> I'm so hard I could rail you with my big dick right now
> Big dick
> It's not even big enough for penetration
Lol. Lmao.
> You ever taken t-dick
Probably not because they are not large enough for penetration. There's a reason why he needs the 7 inch strap-on. Also, I previously mentioned the sex dialogue is trying too hard and I stand by it. This is a roided out pooner acting like an actual well-endowed male. It's not going to work.
> Broad shouldered with hairy pecs
You've written him with broad shoulders three times.

> His cock jutted out menacingly from his crotch
Can we get any measurements on that? If it's 'bobbing' it has to be more than 3 inches.
> I'm going to split you open on my cock
No, you aren't. You do not have the physical mass for that. The only thing you split open was the microwavable meal you had that afternoon.
> He rubbed over his little dick
'Little' is right. It's only an inch.
> Jayce was thick everywhere, even his fingers
It's still smaller than a man's because those are feminine hands, baby. Check the wrist circumference.
> Your hole is just as tight as I thought it'd be. Bet you were praying to get my hands on you
If I knew the 'guy' bragging about splitting me open on his cock only had something your local Pajeet has, I'd just go with the sex toy. Hell, an Amazon fire remote would be better.

> Could feel himself gushing fluids
...over a 4 inch dick? Guess it really is the motion of the ocean! He identifies as 13 inches!
> If I do this, that means you're opening the door to getting corrected like this from now on
Over a 4 inch dick.
> His big cock
That isn't even 5 inches. It classifies as a micropenis. Slamming into him so hard you can barely reach the cervix...lmao. I guess you can identify as breaching the cervix, eh?
> From now on I want you to come to me in my office whenever you need fucking
When you're so focused on glorying a t-dick you forget to proofread

> Professor Talis was possessive. He was possessive over him
The floor is made f floor.
> The girthy cock slide inside him
This isn't something that's as thick as a Coke bottle. This is something barely the width of one's palm. THAT is what you're calling girthy? Really, nigga?
> His body shook as it stretched him open
I can believe this if he had a 7 inch or - God forbid - that 13 inch horse cock. But not this. You are really grasping for straws here. Your 'girthy dick' is smaller than a Cuban cigar.
> He liked being manhandled like this
Funny as you are both females pretending to be males.
> Pushed and pulled on his cock like a plaything
It'd be live shoving a kazoo up there: yeah it might be fun for parties and creating little tunes but you aren't turning out Vivaldi anytime soon.
> His passage gripped his big cock
Me when I lie:

> Thrusting so dep that when he withdrew, the head of his cock almost slipped from his hole entirely
That's not really hard to do. And anything can dwarf that 1 inch Jolly Rancher roid clit.
> Uhhhuhhh uhhuhhh
Either you're a Resident Evil zombie trying to chase me down the hallway, or you're that CSGO guy stuck in the door. What the fuck is this?
> Wrapped his firm hand around his neck
No yeti hands, no choking. You can try strangling a Twinkie, though.

> Creamy forth slicking down it and sticking in his pubic hair
Damn, that yeast infection sure be SPITTIN. Papa John's would like to know the recipe.
> Fucked like they were dying
I'd be dying too if I figured out my hot professor had a dick size of the average Indian male. There's a reason why fanfic authors tend to go above and beyond with penile size. This? This is someone trying to convince you a roid clit can body slam a cervix WWE style. It's not happening.
tigercristabel's My Little Pet Shop omegaverse has been updated. As always, she is a beta reader and this is beta read, so you have multiple people to blame for this.
The second chapter of dioscum's babytrapper/stalker pooner AU has been posted. This one is longer but I'll hand out the Sparknotes edition while keeping the HUNG COWBOY POUNDS HIS STALKER EX.
A member of the Dadson week, a pedophilia group run by fujofrankenstein, tojipiss69 (who wrote that baby rapist fic), and other shotacons, has uploaded a fic where the kid in question is 14-years-old. It's not Icky if the man looks like an Adonis and not like Epstein. This is the author's first time writing fic since high school, and she immediately decided on pedophilia. Someone needs to neck themselves immediately.

> 14-year-old 'son'
> Came out at 11
> Goes on cross-sex hormones at 12
> "But no child goes on hormones that young"
Not even puberty blockers. They just ran right to the testosterone. This kid has been on them for two years and, surprise, surprise, squirts like a fire truck.

> Write a rape scene
> All you can talk about is a child's hairless genitalia
> Think about the would-be rapist's tiny dick compared to your massive dick
And these people insist they are not pedophiles. They cannot even write a rape scene with severity; they have to have it be a set up for pedophilic sex.

> Was he mad? Ashamed? Disappointed?
Yeah, he's disappointed that that rapist's dick was so small. I bet he's got a real horse dick down there.
> His bare pussy was still out
This is supposed to be a 'rape recovery' scene, and yet this 'dad' plies his 14-year-old with cheap beer and cracks jokes as if their child wouldn't be traumatized. Luckily for said father, his son is just so turned on by the attempted rape because his daddy showed what a protector he was!

> This is the kind of stuff that will put hair on your chest
It's more likely to do the opposite: he'll start getting his titties back because beer has phytoestrogens. The more you know.
> Had trouble developing body hair save for some sprinkled on his legs
He is 14. He has not yet entered puberty. You've had this kid on T since they were 12. Of course they remain as smooth as a cherub and never developed cystic acne as pooners are oft to do. Can't ruin the fantasy, now can we?

> Buddy
> Buddy, this is a traumatic experience
You sure aren't treating it as one, buddy. All you are thinking about is sexually assaulting your own child - but with ~gender affirmation~.

> Wants to be touched by someone
> Brought the first boy into his bed, and not a girl, because somehow penis in vagina sex is the only affirming sex once can have
This is a traumatic experience. That's why a 14-year-old is already talking about sex and not, you know, crying their eyes out and not wanting to be touched.

> A parent's job is to make sure their children are taken care of
Tell that to the taxpayers who will be forced to pay for your retarded children.
> I can show you what true affection feels like
Wait for that dick to be whipped out and it looks like a baseball bat.

> No way his father was kissing him right now
> If this was so wrong, why did it feel so right?
This is a 14 year old that is supposed to be traumatized. Instead, he's getting tongue-fucked by his own father because this was all a ploy to get fucked by him, or something.
> Oh, how badly he wanted to plow his little boy through the mattress right now
If he does that, you're getting that ass plowed the moment you go to prison.

> You'll be taking daddy's cock tonight
A real line.
> His pale body
Ah, never complete without mentioning how pale and beautiful our underage siren is - and how his 'puffy cunt' has the same moles as his deceased wife.
> He squirmed seeing the intense gaze Jayce held with his son's pussy, as if he was eyeing up his meal
You wrote that already.
> His boy's little t-dick in-between slurping up his son's juices
This kid has been on T since they were 12, mind you. No facial hair, no growth, not even hitting puberty yet, but somehow he has a roid clit. Logic.

> Pushing his tongue inside his walls
> Shoving his tongue in as far as he could and wriggling it around
This is a 14-year-old. These same people are the ones screaming about the Epstein files, yet if Epstein looked like Jayce, they'd be writing him love letters instead of calling him gross.
> Clear liquid gushed from Viktor's pussy
> Jayce had made his son squirt just from eating him out, his ace and shirt soaked in his son's squirt
> He was in heaven while dripping in his son's squirt
Redundant. Also, this kid hasn't hit puberty yet they can squirt like a porn star. Shotacons should spend less time working out the mechanics of that and rather the mechanics of the rope and tree they should use.

> That's not pee
It's commonly considered pee, just without all the urea, but I digress.
> None of those orgasms compared to the way Jayce made his son squirt
This is a 14-year-old who has not entered puberty yet they can orgasm like a porn star.

> It was big. 9 inches in length and as thick as a beer can
So the Coke can size. Not the record breaking 13 inches, but bigger than PBM's eight inches.
> As if ripping a bandaid off
More like giving a teenager a vaginal prolapse because you people think they can take monstrous dicks no problem. Something tells me you watched a little too much hentai in your youth.

> Felt his son's cunt loosen up, doing its best to accommodate his fingers
This is a 14 year old he's talking about. Why would a 14-year old have lube in their bedside drawer, by any chance?

> Soft, hot, velvety walls clasping around the thick year
2 years on T and yet that vagina is completely untouched by vaginismus. It's like they think it's a magical drug when in reality your little pale, creamy cherub would look like they escaped a measles outbreak. You also have to love how CHILD RAPE isn't bad, but MISGENDERING is.

> Like an animal in rut, Jayce's pace as fast and hard
Uh huh. Always making him the pedophilic animal because that's his proper role. The sad thing is, these fics outnumber Meljay ones because Jayviks really would rather see him be a pedophile than ever love a mature black woman.
> Pert A-cup tits
You have to pick one. A-cups are barely there; they aren't perky.
> Soft milky skin
Our little cherub with that perfect white milky skin getting pounded by a 9-incher isn't dysphoric, but grabbing those A-cups are. Using that vagina is OK, though.
> Viktor's cunt was begging Jayce's cock to plant seeds into his fruit
Fruits are already mature plants, genius.

> Despite his age, he hadn't lost the ability to shoot large loads
In which fujos think men ejaculate like what they see in hentai: litres and litres of semen, enough for you to fill a tire with, without exhaustion or delay in an older man. Reminder: 5 mL is the average.
> Pushing globs of cum
Again, hentai-brained. This is all being done to a 14-year-old who has spent two years on T and hasn't endured any of the effects of it. No cystic acne, no rashes, no ass hair, nothing. Just a roid clit and cherubic, creamy skin for the more well-hung than hung male that we know is male.
> Dainty hips
Pedophilia is fine, but misgendering isn't. Every single one of these authors deserves the rope. Proudly proclaiming that this is your first official fic after years of lurking isn't something to be proud of.

> Perfect physique. Hard-working. eager to please
You know a woman wrote this when:
> This is how, despite only knowing him for 24 hours, he's found himself in the orbit of Jayce Talis
Only with this tag can you get away with having two strangers fuck within hours of meeting.
> He is of a lower house
He's still well-to-do because he was a world traveler before settling in for his studies. He does come from money.

> He can't be having such innately homosexual thoughts about this man so soon
Funny, but to be homosexual, you have to be the same sex. You are not the same sex - you are female. You are having innately heterosexual thoughts.

> He feels Jayce's hard cock against his own
Right. Eraser to a bowling pin.

> Catching his cockhead on Viktor's much smaller one
One isn't a cock, it's a roid clit and that is implying he's even on magic testosterone. It'd be even smaller if he wasn't.
> His hole throbs and his slick coats Jayce's cock
He might be lame but that pussy game is top-notch.
> He just met this man
You don't say.

> They don't talk about it for two years
> It's the best sex he's ever had in his life
Check off that box of, 'All other men suck compared to the token Greek God who gives me an orgasm' trope.
Later, they are arguing about screw heads and how the one Jayce is using is not going to fit. If you think this is a double entendre, you are correct. Jayce, running off of little to no sleep and already on edge, wonders why Viktor put the 1.5 mm in the 2.5 mm box. Turns out the use the 1.5 bin for scrap metal and that Viktor conveniently has one in his pocket. They are rushing to complete their mini Hexgate prototype for the Distinguished Innovator's Competition, one they have to be at in 3 hours (it's 6 a.m). Jayce bemoans his facial hair and how Mel will 'throw a fit' if he doesn't shave it, before Viktor quips with 'Must we be presentable?' Jayce responds that they have to be if they want more investors. He quickly shaves, and while he does, he ponders on their relationship. He finds himself seeking Viktor's approval and adores his smiles and compliments, before veering to the night they slept together and how passionate that was. Jayce remarks he is bad with personal relationships because he is 'manic' - but that's OK because Viktor is his complementary cog and he just 'gets him'. He nicks himself during shaving, but stems the blood so it doesn't ruin his image.
They win the competition and, during the walk home to Viktor's apartment, Jayce asks if he can come in. Viktor allows him to and pours him a strong drink (Zaunite) to celebrate. Jayce immediately chokes on it and asks why it tastes like battery acid. Viktor notes how Jayce is looking at him as if he wants something, before saying that he wants to kiss him. Viktor relents, and we get our second smut scene.

Damn. A back brace already, eh?

> He knows Viktor keeps his medical issues well-guarded
He let out he was trans lickety spit thanks to that lickety slick.
> I prefer anal
I guess vaginal sex is too dysphoria. But having Jayce be a taker in this was a pleasant surprise. In too many fics he's just the overly masculine top.

> He feels his dick completely fill out
Unlike that strap-on that's just cold silicone, lmao. But kudos to him for being a giver and a receiver.

> Milking Viktor's cock
A shame you cannot milk an actual one. It's really not that hard to give him a meat baton down there.

I would too if I got a dildo up my ass and my soulmate left the next day to be a workaholic.
Viktor apologizes for leaving him because the sole reason he did was because he cannot let romantic emotions interfere with their work. Jayce protests this, saying it was the best sex he ever had, and that he wants to make it work. Viktor insists they must break it off by Jayce insists that he will do anything to keep it going. Viktor relents and agrees to make it a casual relationship. They write a set of rules for them not to follow, and they are:
1. No public displays of affection
2. No sex in the lab (this is changed to be once a month and under specific conditions)
3. No sharing (they are not polyamorous), unless one explicitly breaks off the arrangement
4. No visible marks.
5. No kissing unless it's for sex.
6. No staying the night.
They shake hands on it and begin their FWB arc. During one night where they have sex, Jayce (who is written as very talkative) admits he's a size queen and likes mild degradation. Viktor is a control freak and needs a hot pad and painkillers afterwards. It's a nice little twist on their dynamics which I like to see. Later, while designing prototypes, we learn that Viktor has a thing for lasers and eyed up for measurements. They later get their freak on in the lab.

> The sight is so obscene Jayce wants to take a photograph
Sounds pretty PG-13 to me.
> Milking his cock for all it can
Seeing a lot of that, lately.
> Watching the spend spill out of Viktor's puffy hole
Eventually that ass will become so blown out it will become a second vagina. You won't be saying it's tight ever again.

> He came to the thought of Viktor being his
> He's been sleeping with him for three years now. Three years of the best sex of his life
> They fuck. A lot.
> He wants to hold hands with Viktor and memorize all his moles
Wouldn't you have done that already if you have been fucking non-stop for three years? It might be FWB but you are clearly viewing it as more than that. Were you just having sex with your clothes on?

> Squeezing what little is there
Haha, someone finally acknowledges there's no junk in the trunk.
> Sweet, pliant boy
That is a grown-ass man.
> The thought sends a possessive streak through him
Huh. Usually it's the other way around.
> He's a perfect vision, strong muscles, taught waist. All completely waxes save for the small manicured snail trail directly above his half-hard cock
On top of that, he bleaches his asshole. You know this boy wants to bottom because 9/10, other authors don't even talk about his asshole. His is waxed, bleached and probably even sun bathed. He's going the whole way.

> Pulling out a small bottle of lubricant and a glove
They have to be FWB to the T - that means no anal fingering with your bare fingers. Gloves only.
> I'm clean
Part of your rules was that you were exclusive and you didn't fuck others. If you were not clean, where did you get the STD from?

> Will you take my cock now?
Wouldn't it be nice if it was a real one?

> It's a decent size, longer and thicker than Jayce's, which fills him with an odd sense of pride
No way. You made the 'masculine' dom top smaller? This is blasphemy. This is madness!
> Starfishes
I can think of another starfish that is blown out and exhausted.

Can we get that FOR NOW on a t-shirt?
Along with breaking the other rules with their FWB arrangement, Jayce asks if he can stay the night. Viktor allows it, but notes that he has no clothes and is naked. When Jayce insists he can sleep naked (there is some awkwardness to the scene, surprisingly) Viktor pulls out a pair of his briefs that he initially thought he lost. He gets into them and they fall asleep together. Jayce wants to cuddle and nearly sobs when he can't, but brushes away the thought. When they wake up the next morning, Jayce is hard and wants sex, but Viktor tells him he doesn't want to be sore the whole day, and offers up his thighs instead. They finish and get up to continue their day.
In the lab, Viktor acknowledges that he is in love with Jayce. It clashes with his thoughts on the Hexgate blueprints and how the Council wants a mall in the same vicinity - which doesn't make sense due to the risk of radiation meltdown - when gift shops or opening up businesses in the area will work just as well. Jayce kisses him on the temple and this sets Viktor off, sending him to the bathroom to clean up and Jayce being extremely apologetic. Viktor laments how Jayce is an 'Adonis on earth' and he's just a twig, and mentally notes that he has to stop it before things get bad. Jayce, meanwhile, throws the nearest notebook he can find across the room because he 'fucked things up; he wants Viktor to be more than a FWB, and he can't stand it. So when Viktor comes out of the bathroom, he straight up asks Jayce what he wants. Jayce wants him to clarify and Viktor says that this relationship had an expiration date. When Jayce asks him if he did anything wrong, Viktor says no, and he gets the impression that Viktor is in love with someone else.
They spent some time away from each other and Viktor is very, very moody about his actions. Luckily for him, Jayce appears at his apartment at 2 a.m. to tell him he refuses to end the relationship like that. His eyes are bloodshot, he's got a red nose from all that blowing, and he tells Viktor that if he had known that that was the last time he would have approached it differently and loved him more. Viktor tells him he doesn't get the right to say that, before Jayce retorts that he found someone else already. Viktor has to clarify that he hasn't been seeing anyone else, in fact, and that he just wants their relationship to end because he doesn't want it ruining what they have. Then we get the whole point of this fic: Viktor straight up says he doesn't want to be Jayce's fuck buddy forever (despite him wanting it to be like that and starting the whole damn thing based on that premise), to which Jayce replies 'then don't.' Out come the 'I love you' confessions and the strap (after he 'works him open with the determination of a madman') and they make love for real this time. They confess they were both idiots and that they wasted their time. The end.
I thought this was going to be worse than it was. If anything, it does drag on a bit but it's not as bad as other fics I've read that have been total slogs. The switching dynamic was nice. Overall verdict: it's OK. Forgettable, but OK.
Normally, when you read tags where a male has a big ole thang between his legs, you might think it's like dioscum's work and it's 13 inches or above. When it's a t-dick, you have to go back to the SRS thread and find which picture is suitable for the fantasy. Behold, the rare t-dick that is...above 4 inches. Lines for this fic include:
- Yes. I do. I want to fuck you very much. Right here in fact. I want to bend you over this desk, spank your bratty ass raw, and fuck you so hard you won’t ever think about endangering yourself again.
- I’m so hard I could rail you with my big dick right here. Bounce you up and down in my lap until you squirt all over me. Make you warm my cock for hours while I finish grading essays. But I bet you’d like that too much. You don’t get the gift of feeling my cock until you show good behavior. But don’t go near that hole. You ever taken t-dick?
- I guess all it takes is some nice cock to clear all that noise outta that head.

> Someone had left the chemicals to oxidize too long in the storage closet and the poor storage had resulted in an unstable, explosive compound
Why do you not have a special compartment for said chemicals if you know that if they are left alone they will explode? That is a major oversight. I assume he was working with nitrites or something that causes internal combustion.
> He was angry at Viktor for risking his life and endangering others and perhaps jepoardising his research
He was trying to invent the internal combustion engine, and what he got inside was the Hindenburg.

> Broad shouldered
Keep this in mind because this gets repeated a lot.

> Had seen pictures of Professor Talis when he'd been young, and, already good looking, he'd matured into an older looking man
> He had strong shoulders and a fine, athletic build
See point above.
> Lucky men that looked better and better with age
You said that already.

> What if 'd walked into that lab and found you seriously hurt?
He'd be the Timothy McVeigh of his world, pooner edition.
> He hadn't thought much about his own safety. He never had. It was the research that mattered
You won't have any research if you were working with explosive materials without proper containment protocols. This isn't a Chinese foundry.
> couldn't go back to his small life in disgrace
Buddy, there is no one to blame but yourself. He is supposed to be a genius. I simply don't think the author knows how chemicals work because it could've gone way worse than that.
> The research was all that mattered
You said that already.

> Lacked confidence and life experience
He doesn't lack either. He was confident enough to be the one to get Jayce into Hextech to begin with.
> Didn't know the first thing about what to do about being wanted outside of quickies with strangers
Now, have these strangers been dick havers, or vagina owners like you?
> Felt his t-dick twitch
This is something else you are going to need a drink for.
> I want to fuck you very much
Take a guess how big this version is. Hint: it's not 13 inches.
> Spank your bratty ass raw
I need that on a t-shirt.

> I'll fill you up with my cock so nicely
> Do you think you could take my cock
You have to use a strap-on to achieve deeper (and adequate) penetration. Said strap-on is ONLY seven inches, not the legendary 13 inches from a proper male. Yours is only half of the world record holder, sad!

> I'm going to fuck you until I come
That's...the purpose of sex, yes.
> He wanted to know what it felt like to be fucked by his professor
> He wanted Jayce to punish him. Sexually
You said that already.
> Slippery fabric tight around his aching t-dick
Drink.
> Could see his t-dick tenting out the front of them
And it's...not even 4 inches.

> Aren't you going to show me that pretty t-dick of yours?
> Sticks out an inch from his body
LMAO
> Show me how wet
This sex dialogue is trying too hard.
> Maybe he'd blow up the lab a little more often
Keep at it and you'll be inventing C-4 in no time.

> He was well-endowed and used his thumb and big finger to stroke it up and down
Ma'am, that's not well-endowed. 13 inches is well-endowed; one might call that a cervix breacher. This is an Indian-sized roid clit.
> I'm so hard I could rail you with my big dick right now
> Big dick
> It's not even big enough for penetration
Lol. Lmao.
> You ever taken t-dick
Probably not because they are not large enough for penetration. There's a reason why he needs the 7 inch strap-on. Also, I previously mentioned the sex dialogue is trying too hard and I stand by it. This is a roided out pooner acting like an actual well-endowed male. It's not going to work.
> Broad shouldered with hairy pecs
You've written him with broad shoulders three times.

> His cock jutted out menacingly from his crotch
Can we get any measurements on that? If it's 'bobbing' it has to be more than 3 inches.
> I'm going to split you open on my cock
No, you aren't. You do not have the physical mass for that. The only thing you split open was the microwavable meal you had that afternoon.
> He rubbed over his little dick
'Little' is right. It's only an inch.
> Jayce was thick everywhere, even his fingers
It's still smaller than a man's because those are feminine hands, baby. Check the wrist circumference.
> Your hole is just as tight as I thought it'd be. Bet you were praying to get my hands on you
If I knew the 'guy' bragging about splitting me open on his cock only had something your local Pajeet has, I'd just go with the sex toy. Hell, an Amazon fire remote would be better.

> Could feel himself gushing fluids
...over a 4 inch dick? Guess it really is the motion of the ocean! He identifies as 13 inches!
> If I do this, that means you're opening the door to getting corrected like this from now on
Over a 4 inch dick.
> His big cock
That isn't even 5 inches. It classifies as a micropenis. Slamming into him so hard you can barely reach the cervix...lmao. I guess you can identify as breaching the cervix, eh?
> From now on I want you to come to me in my office whenever you need fucking
When you're so focused on glorying a t-dick you forget to proofread

> Professor Talis was possessive. He was possessive over him
The floor is made f floor.
> The girthy cock slide inside him
This isn't something that's as thick as a Coke bottle. This is something barely the width of one's palm. THAT is what you're calling girthy? Really, nigga?
> His body shook as it stretched him open
I can believe this if he had a 7 inch or - God forbid - that 13 inch horse cock. But not this. You are really grasping for straws here. Your 'girthy dick' is smaller than a Cuban cigar.
> He liked being manhandled like this
Funny as you are both females pretending to be males.
> Pushed and pulled on his cock like a plaything
It'd be live shoving a kazoo up there: yeah it might be fun for parties and creating little tunes but you aren't turning out Vivaldi anytime soon.
> His passage gripped his big cock
Me when I lie:

> Thrusting so dep that when he withdrew, the head of his cock almost slipped from his hole entirely
That's not really hard to do. And anything can dwarf that 1 inch Jolly Rancher roid clit.
> Uhhhuhhh uhhuhhh
Either you're a Resident Evil zombie trying to chase me down the hallway, or you're that CSGO guy stuck in the door. What the fuck is this?
> Wrapped his firm hand around his neck
No yeti hands, no choking. You can try strangling a Twinkie, though.

> Creamy forth slicking down it and sticking in his pubic hair
Damn, that yeast infection sure be SPITTIN. Papa John's would like to know the recipe.
> Fucked like they were dying
I'd be dying too if I figured out my hot professor had a dick size of the average Indian male. There's a reason why fanfic authors tend to go above and beyond with penile size. This? This is someone trying to convince you a roid clit can body slam a cervix WWE style. It's not happening.
tigercristabel's My Little Pet Shop omegaverse has been updated. As always, she is a beta reader and this is beta read, so you have multiple people to blame for this.
It's almost winter and our alpha male realizes that he has to take his omega for walkies. He asks Viktor if he wants to go to Progress Park for the day, and Viktor agrees. There's a remark he makes that he finishes his breakfast quickly and 'doesn't have to be reminded' to finish it on time. When they get to the park Jayce finds a piece of new, fresh grass and blows into it - you know, the classic whistle trick - and Viktor is overjoyed. Jayce asks him if he would like to try, and he does. Jayce stands behind him and notes that it feels 'indecent' that they are so close - despite their thick layers - and Viktor only manages a SQUEAK with his attempt. He eventually gets the hang of it and they spend the rest of the day there. Jayce falls asleep on the blanket they brought (remember, it's almost winter by now). He wakes up to children playing and shrieking and Viktor signs to him that he had a toy boat as a kid. Jayce remarks that presentation begins at puberty and he would have had a 'normal' childhood. Viktor tries to tell him he made a toy boat, and it takes several attempts to convince the alpha male that yes, omegas can be intelligent, too. He realizes he's hungry and offers to go get them food. Viktor is briefly afraid before being reassured that the collar around his neck signals that he is the property of an alpha and that no one can harm him. Jayce thinks on this fact proudly while condemning other alphas for being abusive.
When Jayce returns, Viktor somehow signs that he thought about suicide (to be fair, who wouldn't?) and Jayce has the audacity to ask why he'd even think that.

> Had Viktor spent that year of recovery in the rescue shelter convinced he was wandering the Death Realm?
You tell me, retard. He's not even a legal citizen and has to be kept in a goddamn pet store to stop alpha males from abusing and raping him. This is the most tone deaf man in existence. 'Why do you want to kill yourself when you were treated like a sex slave?' Bitch, what?
> Viktor could believe he needed an alpha, a guardian
The fact this society is based around needing an abusive alpha male because that's how biology dictates it sure is a condemnation of their progressive ideology. Bioessentialism is OK when ~we~ do it, sweaty.
> Annnnnd, yes
Annnnnd this is a real sentence. This isn't even Jayce. It sounds like James Corden.

> The man had underplayed just how good he was at building things
Because you didn't give him the time of day because you thought omegas are too dainty and fragile to handle 'alpha male' stuff like that.

> An ass, too
You don't say.
> He indulged Viktor in this new behaviour
I cannot get over the inherent sexism of this character. Wow, you indulged in anon-ladylike non omega behaviour because it's just so novel and new! WOW!
For the firs time, Jayce hugs Viktor after discovering that, yes, he is an autonomous person with thoughts and feelings of his own. Jayce challenges him to a boat race and this is taken as a means of expanding their relationship. We are 6 chapters in ad our alpha male is shocked, yes shocked, that omegas can do the same things alphas do.
There's a brief scene where Jayce asks Viktor if he has everything for his nest because he's just so respectful and progressive, you know? When he thinks he's making progress, Viktor gives him The Look and he gets upset because he cannot Read Minds and he wants to be All Alpha and get it out of him (this is a real concept used in the fic). When Viktor is washing dishes like the handmaid he is, he breaks one of Jayce's flasks.

> Even if he decided to forget all his training and attack him
Dog. People.
> Justified the Correction they'd bestow for the crime of 'harming' an alpha
Along with an allegory for them being dog people, it's an allegory for slavery, but it's not as bad because it's a white person involved. Omegaverse Jim Crow doesn't have the same ring to it.
> Trying to be productive when his inner alpha was protesting wasn't ideal
His 'inner alpha' also wants to beat this omega into submission and wonders why said omega isn't waiting on him hand and foot, even when that's 'his job'.
> Every single cell in his body seemed to cry out for their 'mate', to protect him from whatever scared him
You bought him from a human pet shop.

> The voice was seductive, dangerously so, but luckily Jayce was a man of reason
You bought a human from a pet shop.
> Not a beast held to the whims of his biology, his designation even
You repeatedly wanted to go 'Alpha Mode' to put Viktor in his place; you made him a collar so he wouldn't be 'claimed' by other alpha males, and you treat him like an indentured servant because of your designation. Legitimately choke on a dick - from both ends.
Viktor does not respond to Jayce's calls, so Jayce declares he's going in there to pick him up like he's a toy. He does, and drives him back to Progress Park where they can play with their boats instead. They stay there for ten minutes before returning home due to Viktor's stone-faced behaviour. Jayce can smell the anguish and wants to be a 'better alpha' - aka he wants to fuck him - but can't because he's trying to be progressive. He carries him upstairs and tries reading to him from a 'complicated' book - because despite all those claims of him being progressive he still thinks Viktor is feeble-minded - and gives up on that, too. When Jayce wakes up the next morning, he has a major pain day and this is meant to instill in the reader that he's totally relatable and Not That Guy and he's totally not a sexist or participated in the slave trade because he's got a bum leg, too. We even get a flashback of he and Vi raiding a Shimmer factory and of him killing a child. The poor, poor alpha male. Don't you feel bad?
Jayce awakes from his nightmare to see Viktor holding a vial of shimmer. It's assumed he attacked Viktor with it (or Viktor tried to inject him with it to help) and now Viktor is yet again cowering in the corner. Jayce enters another dream-like state to which he awakes in Viktor's nest, which is in the bathroom (if you re confused about how this is written, you are not alone, I wondered many times if the author was not on drugs or retarded writing this). Viktor is still injured and he's been awake for some time. His eyes are bloodshot and his hands are bloodied - but hey, look how white and creamy his hands are! - and then we forget about this entire nightmare because Jayce asks how he leg is doing. It is once again a callous, braindead response to someone who is cowering in the corner because you attacked them in a fit of alpha male rage. The author and her beta-readers don't seem to have much tact, as it is promptly forgotten in favour of Viktor learning how to write on paper for the first time.
We find out that Viktor's 'sticks' - his mobility aides - have a secret compartment where he was holding his vial of Shimmer. Jayce shoves some brand name pain killers in them instead, ignoring his entire reaction prior.

> Like you're some sort of child
Soooo fucking close to getting it. The way this character, and by extension, this author, treats the disabled white man is worse than any open 'ableist can ever hope to achieve. Infantilizing him AND treating him like a slave? Only in Arcane. He's saying this shit AFTER he attacked Viktor for no reason in a dream-like state, gave a half-assed apology and moved on as if nothing happened. Astounding writing.

Amazing. He decides he wants this guy to be his partner after realizing that he's a genius - after attacking him in his nest. I keep saying this fic is tone deaf and it keeps getting deafer by the minute.
When Jayce returns, Viktor somehow signs that he thought about suicide (to be fair, who wouldn't?) and Jayce has the audacity to ask why he'd even think that.

> Had Viktor spent that year of recovery in the rescue shelter convinced he was wandering the Death Realm?
You tell me, retard. He's not even a legal citizen and has to be kept in a goddamn pet store to stop alpha males from abusing and raping him. This is the most tone deaf man in existence. 'Why do you want to kill yourself when you were treated like a sex slave?' Bitch, what?
> Viktor could believe he needed an alpha, a guardian
The fact this society is based around needing an abusive alpha male because that's how biology dictates it sure is a condemnation of their progressive ideology. Bioessentialism is OK when ~we~ do it, sweaty.
> Annnnnd, yes
Annnnnd this is a real sentence. This isn't even Jayce. It sounds like James Corden.

> The man had underplayed just how good he was at building things
Because you didn't give him the time of day because you thought omegas are too dainty and fragile to handle 'alpha male' stuff like that.

> An ass, too
You don't say.
> He indulged Viktor in this new behaviour
I cannot get over the inherent sexism of this character. Wow, you indulged in a
For the firs time, Jayce hugs Viktor after discovering that, yes, he is an autonomous person with thoughts and feelings of his own. Jayce challenges him to a boat race and this is taken as a means of expanding their relationship. We are 6 chapters in ad our alpha male is shocked, yes shocked, that omegas can do the same things alphas do.
There's a brief scene where Jayce asks Viktor if he has everything for his nest because he's just so respectful and progressive, you know? When he thinks he's making progress, Viktor gives him The Look and he gets upset because he cannot Read Minds and he wants to be All Alpha and get it out of him (this is a real concept used in the fic). When Viktor is washing dishes like the handmaid he is, he breaks one of Jayce's flasks.

> Even if he decided to forget all his training and attack him
Dog. People.
> Justified the Correction they'd bestow for the crime of 'harming' an alpha
Along with an allegory for them being dog people, it's an allegory for slavery, but it's not as bad because it's a white person involved. Omegaverse Jim Crow doesn't have the same ring to it.
> Trying to be productive when his inner alpha was protesting wasn't ideal
His 'inner alpha' also wants to beat this omega into submission and wonders why said omega isn't waiting on him hand and foot, even when that's 'his job'.
> Every single cell in his body seemed to cry out for their 'mate', to protect him from whatever scared him
You bought him from a human pet shop.

> The voice was seductive, dangerously so, but luckily Jayce was a man of reason
You bought a human from a pet shop.
> Not a beast held to the whims of his biology, his designation even
You repeatedly wanted to go 'Alpha Mode' to put Viktor in his place; you made him a collar so he wouldn't be 'claimed' by other alpha males, and you treat him like an indentured servant because of your designation. Legitimately choke on a dick - from both ends.
Viktor does not respond to Jayce's calls, so Jayce declares he's going in there to pick him up like he's a toy. He does, and drives him back to Progress Park where they can play with their boats instead. They stay there for ten minutes before returning home due to Viktor's stone-faced behaviour. Jayce can smell the anguish and wants to be a 'better alpha' - aka he wants to fuck him - but can't because he's trying to be progressive. He carries him upstairs and tries reading to him from a 'complicated' book - because despite all those claims of him being progressive he still thinks Viktor is feeble-minded - and gives up on that, too. When Jayce wakes up the next morning, he has a major pain day and this is meant to instill in the reader that he's totally relatable and Not That Guy and he's totally not a sexist or participated in the slave trade because he's got a bum leg, too. We even get a flashback of he and Vi raiding a Shimmer factory and of him killing a child. The poor, poor alpha male. Don't you feel bad?
Jayce awakes from his nightmare to see Viktor holding a vial of shimmer. It's assumed he attacked Viktor with it (or Viktor tried to inject him with it to help) and now Viktor is yet again cowering in the corner. Jayce enters another dream-like state to which he awakes in Viktor's nest, which is in the bathroom (if you re confused about how this is written, you are not alone, I wondered many times if the author was not on drugs or retarded writing this). Viktor is still injured and he's been awake for some time. His eyes are bloodshot and his hands are bloodied - but hey, look how white and creamy his hands are! - and then we forget about this entire nightmare because Jayce asks how he leg is doing. It is once again a callous, braindead response to someone who is cowering in the corner because you attacked them in a fit of alpha male rage. The author and her beta-readers don't seem to have much tact, as it is promptly forgotten in favour of Viktor learning how to write on paper for the first time.
We find out that Viktor's 'sticks' - his mobility aides - have a secret compartment where he was holding his vial of Shimmer. Jayce shoves some brand name pain killers in them instead, ignoring his entire reaction prior.

> Like you're some sort of child
Soooo fucking close to getting it. The way this character, and by extension, this author, treats the disabled white man is worse than any open 'ableist can ever hope to achieve. Infantilizing him AND treating him like a slave? Only in Arcane. He's saying this shit AFTER he attacked Viktor for no reason in a dream-like state, gave a half-assed apology and moved on as if nothing happened. Astounding writing.

Amazing. He decides he wants this guy to be his partner after realizing that he's a genius - after attacking him in his nest. I keep saying this fic is tone deaf and it keeps getting deafer by the minute.
The second chapter of dioscum's babytrapper/stalker pooner AU has been posted. This one is longer but I'll hand out the Sparknotes edition while keeping the HUNG COWBOY POUNDS HIS STALKER EX.
In Chapter 1, we get hints of what happened to lead these two to their divorce. In Chapter 2, we find out right away why they split: spending too much time at fundraising galas and being unfaithful. He was forgetting anniversaries and dates and other important events, and Viktor gave him 99 chances that he all threw away. Our 13 inch cowboy even got on his knees and begged for forgiveness, but to no avail. Viktor basically states that he speaks out of both sides of his mouth - he wants to kiss him awake and make love in the morning, but cannot due to the demands of his job - and Jayce is forced to admit he is right. Viktor, the AFAB, gave all of his emotional labour for 10 years and got nothing in return. He was the devoted one while Jayce was not. When they sign the divorce papers, Viktor wanted a prenup to get half of everything but Jayce decided to give him the company instead.
What I noticed in the next scene was dioscum's treatment of Jayce: he has 'ugly cursive' compared to Viktor's elegant handwriting and is blamed for everything he did by Cait, making him apear like some sort of lumbering caveman. When Mel appears, she is also shamed for blaming him for what he did to Viktor - because fuck that nigger bitch - and he blaems her for paying off the media to make Viktor look good in the wake of their divorce. We also learn that they didn't even have sexual intercourse in the final years of their marriage, with Jayce lamenting he didn't get a 'goodbye fuck' as if he's owed one. He grows to resent Viktor for being the darling Zaunite in the City of Progress and getting all the gossip in his favour. In short, the white (wo)man scored big, and the Latino basically got ICE'd. He responds to the media sensation for his ex the way a spurned Latino does: get fucking enraged over rumours of Viktor joining a sex cult and taking new lovers, and turning to alcohol and becoming a bar hopper and drunk. He's basically Gary from Team America, sans the GET OUT OF THE STREET, YOU FUCKIN' BUM! being yelled in the background.
Jayce, during his drunken stupors, spams Viktor's phone with texts and voice mails until Viktor slaps a restraining order on him. True to his enraged Latino arc, he goes to their former shared home where the passkeys and locks have not been changed and confronts Viktor, all the while thinking about how terrible it would be if someone kidnapped him. Viktor, blanched and terrified, tells him to leave and that he will not report this incident to the authorities. Six months later, he tries to commit suicide, leaving behind a note and all, before getting stopped by his saviour: another accented sexy stranger who totally-is-not-Viktor 2.0.
Oh, looks like I'm right: this is Mage Viktor - the old man who owns the ranch in the first chapter. He's there to share his own tale of his husband dying and save our boy from his woes. Mage Viktor of Ram Ranch promises him that no one is beyond salvation and our suicidal Latino breaks down and sobs, wishing that he could have his ex-husband back. After this little sob-spat, he ends up getting a job at a Zaunite college where he acts as an instructor, as Zaun doesn't much care for reputation as Piltover does. Initially, the students don't like him because he's a Piltie, but they grow to respect him and enjoy him as a teacher. It's here we see yet another iteration of Viktor - a female this time, called 'Vivian'. She ends up becoming his girlfriend, acting as a replacement for Viktor (notice how everyone he interacts with looks like him in one way or another) and she LOVES peaches in a way that totally isn't sexual. But there's a twist - Viktor calls him out of the blue, wanting to rekindle their relationship. When Jayce tells him he's in another relationship with his doppelganger, he takes on a neutral tone as if he's somehow offended. Then, conveniently, Vivian gets a teaching position in Demacia and packs like she doesn't want those brown hands on her ever again. Her friends cease speaking to Jayce after she leaves, and he is alone again. As the saying goes: if everyone around you keeps wanting to drop you, maybe you're the problem.
A month later, he gets a phone call from Viktor again to have dinner at a prestigious restaurant with a menu bigger than his monthly paycheck. He tells Viktor to seek someone else as he has better friends now, and Viktor sounds disappointed when he hangs up. This is where things get a little twisted and where you need to put your thinking caps on: after his rejection, the school has to downsize due to a lack of sponsors and he is one of the few who is laid off. When he walks out with his belongings, he notices a plaque that states, 'Talis Foundation' and puts two and two together: Viktor, who owns the foundation, had something to do with his firing. When he tries to apply to other schools, he finds out he has been blacklisted by all of them. Even his IP is blocked because they think he is a bot. Viktor calls him again on a Sunday - and this is becoming a trend - inviting him to a gala. Jayce declines because he has 'other matters' and doesn't want to admit he's broke and shit is breaking apart in his apartment. After this refusal, he realizes that everyone has to vacate because a construction company is coming in to tear it down and turn it into a public park. There's a tongue-in-cheek joke in here because the previous owner was Jayce Giopara - his League self.
Now homeless, our poor Latino even gets robbed in his sleep and all he has is his phone (and this is how you KNOW it's a setup, because when you get robbed, your smartphone is always stolen along with your wallet). After spending nearly a month on the streets, he gets spotted by a guy who offers him a job as a manual labourer, and he spends his nights in a warehouse sleeping on the concrete floor. It's still shit, but he has a roof over his head. Viktor calls him again over a restaurant that serves bocadillos, and once again implies he wants him to join him. Jayce, embarrassed to tell him he has no clothes because he's broke and homeless, declines, and Viktor hangs up. When he's chased out of street stalls and convenience stores, things begin to hint at these things being done deliberately. He begs his boss to know why he was fired, and she eventually admits that he 'pissed off someone up top' and that he should seek employment in a different part of town or the countryside. The funny thing is, before he found out he was fired, he was wondering if Viktor was moaning other men's names or if he was being 'treated like a whore or a god'. Good thing to think about when you're starving.
The warehouse conveniently burns down with his boss inside of it. You-know-who shows up after a phone call, decked in a lilac designer suit and strutting out of a white limousine. He comforts Jayce momentarily before admitting he can make it 'all go away' if Jayce marries him again. It's there that Jayce realizes that Viktor is absolutely fucking batshit - and we even have Viktor straddling Jayce, offering himself up as a 'warm hole' for Jayce to come home to. Jayce tells him he needs to be alone for now - and then begins investigating. During a series of break-ins and threats, he discovers through some documents that Viktor used the Man of Progress Foundation to lay off the Zaunite staff - himself included - for astronomical sums of money with added benefits. He learns that the construction company that tore down his apartment is owned by Viktor, and that he owns all the food distributors in the area. He's basically BlackRock as a person.
When he finally has all the pieces to the puzzle, he confronts Viktor on their Sunday phone call. He asks Viktor why he would do this, and Viktor basically says it was a way to show him how it felt to be ignored and rejected. He says, 'I figured if I took them out of the equation you would finally choose me' and he reveals that he used his newfound wealth and power to create a 'hivemind' (haha, get it) to make them all loyal to him. He tells Jayce that he should never settle for normalcy and that he was destined for 'great heights', to which Jayce tells him to fuck off. It may be mediocre, but he was settling for a life that was normal without him. Viktor goes, 'Have I not admitted the error of my ways?' but Jayce knows he's lying. He tells him to never contact him again and smashes his phone before deciding to toss it in a river somewhere because he knows there's a tracker on it.

I love how this is supposed to be a 'bachelor' yet everything he's doing is 100% feminine. He dresses like a woman, wears his hair like a woman, and is basically a BlackRock spurned wife with male pronouns. Nothing about this is masculine aside from the autistic 'I will fuck you up!' devotion.

> Wears his hair in gorgeous curls
> Wears backless sundresses of designer make
Very masc.

I wonder if this 'trimmed beard' guy is the owner of that ranch that Jayce is at in Chapter 1. He really does have a thing for selfcest.
> Where did everybody get the idea that Viktor was pregnant?
IDK, maybe his female body that allows him to get pregnant was part of that idea?

Nothing like making a Latino a criminal. Next you'll be telling me he's getting deported.

Turns out, she also tells him to go back to Viktor, because all the women are on Viktor's side in one weird Mean Girl clique. Viktor is a crossover between Regina and Bob Page from Deus Ex.

> Tells the lesbian his ex is a psychopath using his wealth to destroy his life
> Tells him to go back in true gaslighting style
LGBT people really are your best friends, huh?

So much for intersectionality. White privilege will always take over compared to listening to the complaints of Latinos. Viva La Raza, I guess.
> His attempts at taking the bus were futile because the drivers barred him entry the moment they saw his face
Racial profiling on top of spicy farmhand sex? Wow, talk about a tonal shift. This is like an Ali Hazelwood novel in Chapter 1 and then we get Gillian Flynn/American History X in Chapter 2. Wild.
> He swore he saw 'baby daddy' there
Imagine if it turns out to be Vito - er, Mage Viktor, who also happens to have a vagina.

Haha, get it? It's a reference to the Church in League!

* Couldn't care less. I thought we would know the difference by now.

> The man wasn't Viktor
No, just his doppelganger.

That's a nice thing to say to someone: 'Yeah you almost froze to death but YOU'RE LUCKY I, the white saviour, was there!'

You'd never know it was the same fic if you just stuck with Chapter 1. This man was put through the Bob Page ringer and STILL wanted that white pussy, damn. It really does run the world!
What I noticed in the next scene was dioscum's treatment of Jayce: he has 'ugly cursive' compared to Viktor's elegant handwriting and is blamed for everything he did by Cait, making him apear like some sort of lumbering caveman. When Mel appears, she is also shamed for blaming him for what he did to Viktor - because fuck that nigger bitch - and he blaems her for paying off the media to make Viktor look good in the wake of their divorce. We also learn that they didn't even have sexual intercourse in the final years of their marriage, with Jayce lamenting he didn't get a 'goodbye fuck' as if he's owed one. He grows to resent Viktor for being the darling Zaunite in the City of Progress and getting all the gossip in his favour. In short, the white (wo)man scored big, and the Latino basically got ICE'd. He responds to the media sensation for his ex the way a spurned Latino does: get fucking enraged over rumours of Viktor joining a sex cult and taking new lovers, and turning to alcohol and becoming a bar hopper and drunk. He's basically Gary from Team America, sans the GET OUT OF THE STREET, YOU FUCKIN' BUM! being yelled in the background.
Jayce, during his drunken stupors, spams Viktor's phone with texts and voice mails until Viktor slaps a restraining order on him. True to his enraged Latino arc, he goes to their former shared home where the passkeys and locks have not been changed and confronts Viktor, all the while thinking about how terrible it would be if someone kidnapped him. Viktor, blanched and terrified, tells him to leave and that he will not report this incident to the authorities. Six months later, he tries to commit suicide, leaving behind a note and all, before getting stopped by his saviour: another accented sexy stranger who totally-is-not-Viktor 2.0.
Oh, looks like I'm right: this is Mage Viktor - the old man who owns the ranch in the first chapter. He's there to share his own tale of his husband dying and save our boy from his woes. Mage Viktor of Ram Ranch promises him that no one is beyond salvation and our suicidal Latino breaks down and sobs, wishing that he could have his ex-husband back. After this little sob-spat, he ends up getting a job at a Zaunite college where he acts as an instructor, as Zaun doesn't much care for reputation as Piltover does. Initially, the students don't like him because he's a Piltie, but they grow to respect him and enjoy him as a teacher. It's here we see yet another iteration of Viktor - a female this time, called 'Vivian'. She ends up becoming his girlfriend, acting as a replacement for Viktor (notice how everyone he interacts with looks like him in one way or another) and she LOVES peaches in a way that totally isn't sexual. But there's a twist - Viktor calls him out of the blue, wanting to rekindle their relationship. When Jayce tells him he's in another relationship with his doppelganger, he takes on a neutral tone as if he's somehow offended. Then, conveniently, Vivian gets a teaching position in Demacia and packs like she doesn't want those brown hands on her ever again. Her friends cease speaking to Jayce after she leaves, and he is alone again. As the saying goes: if everyone around you keeps wanting to drop you, maybe you're the problem.
A month later, he gets a phone call from Viktor again to have dinner at a prestigious restaurant with a menu bigger than his monthly paycheck. He tells Viktor to seek someone else as he has better friends now, and Viktor sounds disappointed when he hangs up. This is where things get a little twisted and where you need to put your thinking caps on: after his rejection, the school has to downsize due to a lack of sponsors and he is one of the few who is laid off. When he walks out with his belongings, he notices a plaque that states, 'Talis Foundation' and puts two and two together: Viktor, who owns the foundation, had something to do with his firing. When he tries to apply to other schools, he finds out he has been blacklisted by all of them. Even his IP is blocked because they think he is a bot. Viktor calls him again on a Sunday - and this is becoming a trend - inviting him to a gala. Jayce declines because he has 'other matters' and doesn't want to admit he's broke and shit is breaking apart in his apartment. After this refusal, he realizes that everyone has to vacate because a construction company is coming in to tear it down and turn it into a public park. There's a tongue-in-cheek joke in here because the previous owner was Jayce Giopara - his League self.
Now homeless, our poor Latino even gets robbed in his sleep and all he has is his phone (and this is how you KNOW it's a setup, because when you get robbed, your smartphone is always stolen along with your wallet). After spending nearly a month on the streets, he gets spotted by a guy who offers him a job as a manual labourer, and he spends his nights in a warehouse sleeping on the concrete floor. It's still shit, but he has a roof over his head. Viktor calls him again over a restaurant that serves bocadillos, and once again implies he wants him to join him. Jayce, embarrassed to tell him he has no clothes because he's broke and homeless, declines, and Viktor hangs up. When he's chased out of street stalls and convenience stores, things begin to hint at these things being done deliberately. He begs his boss to know why he was fired, and she eventually admits that he 'pissed off someone up top' and that he should seek employment in a different part of town or the countryside. The funny thing is, before he found out he was fired, he was wondering if Viktor was moaning other men's names or if he was being 'treated like a whore or a god'. Good thing to think about when you're starving.
The warehouse conveniently burns down with his boss inside of it. You-know-who shows up after a phone call, decked in a lilac designer suit and strutting out of a white limousine. He comforts Jayce momentarily before admitting he can make it 'all go away' if Jayce marries him again. It's there that Jayce realizes that Viktor is absolutely fucking batshit - and we even have Viktor straddling Jayce, offering himself up as a 'warm hole' for Jayce to come home to. Jayce tells him he needs to be alone for now - and then begins investigating. During a series of break-ins and threats, he discovers through some documents that Viktor used the Man of Progress Foundation to lay off the Zaunite staff - himself included - for astronomical sums of money with added benefits. He learns that the construction company that tore down his apartment is owned by Viktor, and that he owns all the food distributors in the area. He's basically BlackRock as a person.
When he finally has all the pieces to the puzzle, he confronts Viktor on their Sunday phone call. He asks Viktor why he would do this, and Viktor basically says it was a way to show him how it felt to be ignored and rejected. He says, 'I figured if I took them out of the equation you would finally choose me' and he reveals that he used his newfound wealth and power to create a 'hivemind' (haha, get it) to make them all loyal to him. He tells Jayce that he should never settle for normalcy and that he was destined for 'great heights', to which Jayce tells him to fuck off. It may be mediocre, but he was settling for a life that was normal without him. Viktor goes, 'Have I not admitted the error of my ways?' but Jayce knows he's lying. He tells him to never contact him again and smashes his phone before deciding to toss it in a river somewhere because he knows there's a tracker on it.

I love how this is supposed to be a 'bachelor' yet everything he's doing is 100% feminine. He dresses like a woman, wears his hair like a woman, and is basically a BlackRock spurned wife with male pronouns. Nothing about this is masculine aside from the autistic 'I will fuck you up!' devotion.

> Wears his hair in gorgeous curls
> Wears backless sundresses of designer make
Very masc.

I wonder if this 'trimmed beard' guy is the owner of that ranch that Jayce is at in Chapter 1. He really does have a thing for selfcest.
> Where did everybody get the idea that Viktor was pregnant?
IDK, maybe his female body that allows him to get pregnant was part of that idea?

Nothing like making a Latino a criminal. Next you'll be telling me he's getting deported.

Turns out, she also tells him to go back to Viktor, because all the women are on Viktor's side in one weird Mean Girl clique. Viktor is a crossover between Regina and Bob Page from Deus Ex.

> Tells the lesbian his ex is a psychopath using his wealth to destroy his life
> Tells him to go back in true gaslighting style
LGBT people really are your best friends, huh?

So much for intersectionality. White privilege will always take over compared to listening to the complaints of Latinos. Viva La Raza, I guess.
> His attempts at taking the bus were futile because the drivers barred him entry the moment they saw his face
Racial profiling on top of spicy farmhand sex? Wow, talk about a tonal shift. This is like an Ali Hazelwood novel in Chapter 1 and then we get Gillian Flynn/American History X in Chapter 2. Wild.
> He swore he saw 'baby daddy' there
Imagine if it turns out to be Vito - er, Mage Viktor, who also happens to have a vagina.

Haha, get it? It's a reference to the Church in League!

* Couldn't care less. I thought we would know the difference by now.

> The man wasn't Viktor
No, just his doppelganger.

That's a nice thing to say to someone: 'Yeah you almost froze to death but YOU'RE LUCKY I, the white saviour, was there!'

You'd never know it was the same fic if you just stuck with Chapter 1. This man was put through the Bob Page ringer and STILL wanted that white pussy, damn. It really does run the world!
A member of the Dadson week, a pedophilia group run by fujofrankenstein, tojipiss69 (who wrote that baby rapist fic), and other shotacons, has uploaded a fic where the kid in question is 14-years-old. It's not Icky if the man looks like an Adonis and not like Epstein. This is the author's first time writing fic since high school, and she immediately decided on pedophilia. Someone needs to neck themselves immediately.

> 14-year-old 'son'
> Came out at 11
> Goes on cross-sex hormones at 12
> "But no child goes on hormones that young"
Not even puberty blockers. They just ran right to the testosterone. This kid has been on them for two years and, surprise, surprise, squirts like a fire truck.

> Write a rape scene
> All you can talk about is a child's hairless genitalia
> Think about the would-be rapist's tiny dick compared to your massive dick
And these people insist they are not pedophiles. They cannot even write a rape scene with severity; they have to have it be a set up for pedophilic sex.

> Was he mad? Ashamed? Disappointed?
Yeah, he's disappointed that that rapist's dick was so small. I bet he's got a real horse dick down there.
> His bare pussy was still out
This is supposed to be a 'rape recovery' scene, and yet this 'dad' plies his 14-year-old with cheap beer and cracks jokes as if their child wouldn't be traumatized. Luckily for said father, his son is just so turned on by the attempted rape because his daddy showed what a protector he was!

> This is the kind of stuff that will put hair on your chest
It's more likely to do the opposite: he'll start getting his titties back because beer has phytoestrogens. The more you know.
> Had trouble developing body hair save for some sprinkled on his legs
He is 14. He has not yet entered puberty. You've had this kid on T since they were 12. Of course they remain as smooth as a cherub and never developed cystic acne as pooners are oft to do. Can't ruin the fantasy, now can we?

> Buddy
> Buddy, this is a traumatic experience
You sure aren't treating it as one, buddy. All you are thinking about is sexually assaulting your own child - but with ~gender affirmation~.

> Wants to be touched by someone
> Brought the first boy into his bed, and not a girl, because somehow penis in vagina sex is the only affirming sex once can have
This is a traumatic experience. That's why a 14-year-old is already talking about sex and not, you know, crying their eyes out and not wanting to be touched.

> A parent's job is to make sure their children are taken care of
Tell that to the taxpayers who will be forced to pay for your retarded children.
> I can show you what true affection feels like
Wait for that dick to be whipped out and it looks like a baseball bat.

> No way his father was kissing him right now
> If this was so wrong, why did it feel so right?
This is a 14 year old that is supposed to be traumatized. Instead, he's getting tongue-fucked by his own father because this was all a ploy to get fucked by him, or something.
> Oh, how badly he wanted to plow his little boy through the mattress right now
If he does that, you're getting that ass plowed the moment you go to prison.

> You'll be taking daddy's cock tonight
A real line.
> His pale body
Ah, never complete without mentioning how pale and beautiful our underage siren is - and how his 'puffy cunt' has the same moles as his deceased wife.
> He squirmed seeing the intense gaze Jayce held with his son's pussy, as if he was eyeing up his meal
You wrote that already.
> His boy's little t-dick in-between slurping up his son's juices
This kid has been on T since they were 12, mind you. No facial hair, no growth, not even hitting puberty yet, but somehow he has a roid clit. Logic.

> Pushing his tongue inside his walls
> Shoving his tongue in as far as he could and wriggling it around
This is a 14-year-old. These same people are the ones screaming about the Epstein files, yet if Epstein looked like Jayce, they'd be writing him love letters instead of calling him gross.
> Clear liquid gushed from Viktor's pussy
> Jayce had made his son squirt just from eating him out, his ace and shirt soaked in his son's squirt
> He was in heaven while dripping in his son's squirt
Redundant. Also, this kid hasn't hit puberty yet they can squirt like a porn star. Shotacons should spend less time working out the mechanics of that and rather the mechanics of the rope and tree they should use.

> That's not pee
It's commonly considered pee, just without all the urea, but I digress.
> None of those orgasms compared to the way Jayce made his son squirt
This is a 14-year-old who has not entered puberty yet they can orgasm like a porn star.

> It was big. 9 inches in length and as thick as a beer can
So the Coke can size. Not the record breaking 13 inches, but bigger than PBM's eight inches.
> As if ripping a bandaid off
More like giving a teenager a vaginal prolapse because you people think they can take monstrous dicks no problem. Something tells me you watched a little too much hentai in your youth.

> Felt his son's cunt loosen up, doing its best to accommodate his fingers
This is a 14 year old he's talking about. Why would a 14-year old have lube in their bedside drawer, by any chance?

> Soft, hot, velvety walls clasping around the thick year
2 years on T and yet that vagina is completely untouched by vaginismus. It's like they think it's a magical drug when in reality your little pale, creamy cherub would look like they escaped a measles outbreak. You also have to love how CHILD RAPE isn't bad, but MISGENDERING is.

> Like an animal in rut, Jayce's pace as fast and hard
Uh huh. Always making him the pedophilic animal because that's his proper role. The sad thing is, these fics outnumber Meljay ones because Jayviks really would rather see him be a pedophile than ever love a mature black woman.
> Pert A-cup tits
You have to pick one. A-cups are barely there; they aren't perky.
> Soft milky skin
Our little cherub with that perfect white milky skin getting pounded by a 9-incher isn't dysphoric, but grabbing those A-cups are. Using that vagina is OK, though.
> Viktor's cunt was begging Jayce's cock to plant seeds into his fruit
Fruits are already mature plants, genius.

> Despite his age, he hadn't lost the ability to shoot large loads
In which fujos think men ejaculate like what they see in hentai: litres and litres of semen, enough for you to fill a tire with, without exhaustion or delay in an older man. Reminder: 5 mL is the average.
> Pushing globs of cum
Again, hentai-brained. This is all being done to a 14-year-old who has spent two years on T and hasn't endured any of the effects of it. No cystic acne, no rashes, no ass hair, nothing. Just a roid clit and cherubic, creamy skin for the more well-hung than hung male that we know is male.
> Dainty hips
Pedophilia is fine, but misgendering isn't. Every single one of these authors deserves the rope. Proudly proclaiming that this is your first official fic after years of lurking isn't something to be proud of.
I remember posting a few fics here a year ago that were done for a 'gacha for Gaza' event. This year there were none; turns out AO3 will actually delete stuff related to it while keeping up pedophilia.Link - login only
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