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neverendingmidi said:
I think the only way this could possibly be more autistic is if there were Sonic OCs. Nothing else could possibly be a more excruciating read. I only managed the first paragraph.

Edit: Dear god, it's part of a series.
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And ponies. Everything is more autistic with ponies.
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
Here's a novelization of Spongebob Squarepants with every joke explained in painstaking detail.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10467786/1/Under-the-Sea

871,588 words.
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It gets worse. I randomly checked out a couple of chapters, but the most egregious was the transition from "I Was A Teenage Gary" to "Opposite Day". Those chapters made it clear that it's connecting all of the episodes together into one single story. In fact, the novelization/events of "Opposite Day" doesn't start until after Patrick took Squidward and SpongeBob to Sandy for an antidote, but it was pointless because the snail plasma was going to wear off in their sleep anyway. Then Patrick and SpongeBob proceed to bug Squidward about Opposite Day as if the snail plasma incident never happened.

Wait, I take it back, the link between "No Free Rides" and "Graveyard Shift" was the worst (I'm not going to bother looking beyond that). Good Lord, that's a trainwreck in fan fic form if I've ever seen one. That's where the bullshit of adding their own scenes (and characters) to link Point A and Point B to justify that Drama/Adventure genre really comes into play.

Calvin and Hobbes: The Series this is not.
 
One user has completely dominated the market for Lion King & Clifford crossovers, as he has written over 100 stories each averaging at about 100 words.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12210018/1/TATRICYCLE (One word: SIMBAMEETCLIFFORDINTHEPRIDELANDSFORFUNNYTIMES)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11770073/1/Wraith-Role-A (Clifford fist bumped Simba)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11768344/1/shawt-snippet (Clifford repaid Simba)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11766639/1/The-Green (Clifford smoked with Simba)
 
A Slightly Outdated Meme said:
Ayyy, Sonic's Ultimate Harem has reached over 1 million words, boys.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem
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I fear that if I were to check TV Tropes' "Door Stopper" page between now and in the future that it'll get mentioned up there simply because it hit one million words.

Un Platano said:
One hell of an exposition
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In all fairness, given Miss Grotke's hippie nature, I could see this happening--in a Robot Chicken sketch, but I could see it happening nonetheless.
 
KFC said:
Someone mentioned Christian Humber.

Has anyone mentioned his other fic, I think it's called Experiment 117 or something like that. It's mostly a Pokemon fanfic, very similar to CHR.
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I was looking for someone to mention this. I got to listen to one audiobook of it, once, then it vanished and I could never find it again. It's basically Reloaded, just with a Lucario instead of a worlf this time.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
I found the fics on this Southtown Express account (guess it's not the original author?), and I'd like to know how it is "Christian Humber Reloaded" got to be known as a badfic and why have I never heard of this before? Origins of badfics intrigue me, even more-so the older they are.
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Oh, how I would love to share this one.
This is how I found it:
http://christianhumberreloaded.thecomicseries.com/comics/3/

And here's the original: http://christianhumberreloaded.thecomicseries.com/originalstory1/

The webcomic masterfully kept every single typo and even had a printed book form (with the typos) as well.
 
Hot Political Fanfiction Coming Your Way!

When Anthony Weiner goes to see Jon Stewart, he gets more than he bargained for!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/186773

Hillary Clinton is enjoying her new job as Secretary of State, but then a handsome Joe Biden catches her eye! How shall Bill react to their love?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10820361/chapters/24007689

This one doesn't even have a plot, just 16 chapters of the Clintons taking part in nature's most beautiful vice.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9495281/chapters/21484883

Tim Kaine gets me all hot and bothered!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9727586/chapters/21930524

I'll let you guys know if I find some focusing upon conservative politicians. I offhandedly recall a friend sending me one about Cruz and Rubio as a high school homosexuals.

It was a long campaign for so little and Hillary, while proud of her loyal team, could use a man's touch. Good thing her friend and running mate Tim Kaine knows just what to do to get her off! He'll show her what a nasty woman she really is!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9272438

Adorable or Deplorable? You be the judge when Hillary recalls that lovely youthful summer when she met Elizabeth Warren!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10730439

One day, Benedict Cumberbatch appears at the Ecuadorian embassy to see Assange. Poor Julian has been coopt up for years, but Cumberbatch will let him release some of that bottled energy... into his ASS!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1030740

Jeb Bush's sex life has hit a dry spell. Maybe a new partner will help out, yet who could've expected Ted Cruz to be so eager!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6282244

Everybody's favorite Cuban-American senators, Ted and Marco, find something in each they never expected!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6183967/chapters/14167213

Here's the Cruz/Rubio high school thing:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6908401/chapters/15758635
 
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