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What is it with those people and vitiligo anyway?

It's a rare skin condition that seems to most commonly affect POC (or, y'know, does it the most obviously), so besides the 'ooh medical condition/oppressable disability!' thing, it's like taking their favorite Pokemon and making it a shiny.

...or would that be POCemon in this case?
 
Don't know if he was brought up yet but this one youtube named BrendanielReads Records readings of shitfics:

He also reads Sonichu and 4chan greentexts:


 
It's a rare skin condition that seems to most commonly affect POC (or, y'know, does it the most obviously), so besides the 'ooh medical condition/oppressable disability!' thing, it's like taking their favorite Pokemon and making it a shiny.

...or would that be POCemon in this case?
The odds of catching a shiny black with vitiligo are 1 in 4,096, but you can increase this with the Shiny Charm or by breeding two parents from different continents. That sounds so wrong.
 
Four thousand years ago, there was a man named Ea-nasir. Ea-nasir was a Mesopotamian merchant known for being a slimy, lying fuck. We know about him because archaeologists found hundreds of complaint letters in what is believed to be his home in Ur. The most famous of these letters is from a guy called Nanni, who was pissed off about the substandard copper Ea-nasir sold him.

I am bringing this up because someone wrote a story about Ea-nasir and Nanni fucking.
 
Four thousand years ago, there was a man named Ea-nasir. Ea-nasir was a Mesopotamian merchant known for being a slimy, lying fuck. We know about him because archaeologists found hundreds of complaint letters in what is believed to be his home in Ur. The most famous of these letters is from a guy called Nanni, who was pissed off about the substandard copper Ea-nasir sold him.

I am bringing this up because someone wrote a story about Ea-nasir and Nanni fucking.

I wanted to say that's such a niche topic to write about that it has to be the only one of its kind to exist.

Goddamn it.

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It's the only explicit rating, but it doesn't change the fact this exists.
 
Neo Nazi Mass Effect fanfiction, complete with a TV Tropes page almost certainly written by the author.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8213106/1/Uplifted

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Uplifted

DarkDanny said:
Uplifted begins in January 1942, a few hundred miles outside of Leningrad and well inside of the occupied Russia. There, a convoy races towards a recently spotted anomaly, not aware of the drastic consequences their actions will have. Although the premise is fantastic, the series takes the cake for presenting quite possibly the most flawed characters ever created in the Mass Effect fandom. The story has several themes as well, notably that history is extremely ugly and that the past can always catch up to hand you your ass.The series is to be set in three eras. World War II, which is now complete, 1998 to 2012 (Uplifted: Integration) and the Mass Effect future.The first series is primarily centered around Obersturmbannfuhrer (Lieutenant Colonel by UK and US standards) Joachim Hoch, a bitter but occasionally zealous Waffen SS officer fresh off watching his unit slaughtered outside of Moscow. He is the product of the lost generation. An attempt to retain the happiness that his mother and father had before World War One. After his abuse at his Father's hands and drastic political differences between Mother and son, Joachim left home and wound up protecting a SS officer from a Communist thug. That man, Gerald Langer took him in and the rest is history.The series is also notable for the depth of the research that has gone into the writing. The author has taken the time to research and create a detailed and realistic look at the world in 1942-43. It is also notable for avoiding falling into the trap that all Nazis are evil. Of course some, like Himmler, Kaltenbrunner and Heydrich are shown to be complete monsters, but even they present a facade of civility to the people around them. Others, such as Gerald Langer, and Joachim Hoch are surprisingly decent people, despite their their racist viewpoints, views which were all too common back then.

DarkDanny said:
Good Is Not Nice: Basically all of the protagonists have a brutal streak a mile long, even Erwin Rommel, who coldly guns down Adolf Eichmann at Malta. The Allies are no better, as Joachim and Hanala discover when captured by the SAS.

The Allies were no better than the Axis, and the only thing that made Rommel brutal was shooting one of the masterminds of the Holocaust.

r/shitwehraboossay reacts here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitWehrab...in_which_an_ss_officer_falls_in_love_with_an/

They aren't impressed.
 
Neo Nazi Mass Effect fanfiction, complete with a TV Tropes page almost certainly written by the author.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8213106/1/Uplifted

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Uplifted





The Allies were no better than the Axis, and the only thing that made Rommel brutal was shooting one of the masterminds of the Holocaust.

r/shitwehraboossay reacts here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitWehrab...in_which_an_ss_officer_falls_in_love_with_an/

They aren't impressed.
I rated you winner because this made laugh:
"Stay with Me Until I Die: Admiral Jalina'Calis (Hanala's Grandmother) watching the sunset over the North African desert with Erwin Rommel promising her that the desert would be her people's new home.... It was just... D'awwwww"
 
All the MLP crossovers at fanfiction.net for your enjoyment. (99% sure you don't need an account just to browse.) Everything from Halo to Arthur to Lord of the Rings. I'm reasonably confident this is ground zero as to why the future belongs to the Chinese.

They've stopped mass euthanasia of exceptional individuals as well these days. There's exactly the same content out there in Chinese.
 
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