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Chris did nothing wrong said:
Frankly, I'm more concerned by other aspects of the author's bio.
Randomness

On with the show!
I am 19, i love cats and cars X3.
YOU MESSED THEM ALL UP WITH CATS, POPEYES, DOUG, ANGELICA, AND LITTLE KIDDIE SHOWS!
Your TROLLFACE!!!!
Hello, immortal pineapple-and-banana-pepper-pizza!
Holy spinach teeth?
Holy cheese and crackers!
I’ve had all sorts of succotash
Clone your fork
This is bananas: P-Q-L-E-F-E-T!
Some spinach teeth and flying balogna, and the secret spaghetti cannons, and crackers, and spinach, and succotash...
I am kinda curious to see if you can really turn my teeth to spinach
I WON'T OBEY A BUNCH OF CORN AND BEANS!
That's Nick's garbage!
Nick's garbage is my garbage!
Consuela throws poor Buster in the garbage with the flies.
This garbage attracts flies and huge roaches like crazy
Wowsers indeed
Crackers don't scare me.
I hate hamburgers.
I have some moles lol
My teeth are not spinach lol
lol heart gold and soul silver.
max tomato = diarrhea in the halberd xD
Excuse my Asperger's, por favor.
Evil dill in the background
*While hiding: They buttered popcorn?
Wait—is it really a felony to put boogers in someone's food?
No Boogers In My Burgers!
I misread one of your quotes as "No! Bob's Boogers is garbage!"
Don't eat pigs, don't eat BATS, Don't eat beetles, flies or gnats.
Aspergers, same as me
You can draw all the bubblegum and chocolate Pop Rocks you want.
paper in your ear?
Listen the moles, freckles, and warts thing is getting old.
Bees, wasps: Yes. Moles, freckles, and warts: No.
*And they cover her face with lots of warts, freckles and moles*
Keep your wankin' moles and whatnot!
*Creates black moles freckles and warts with red eyes as they kill your creations!*
*Create a Spinach Teeth Cannon then fire it*'
*Eats Spinach and has spinach teeth and the zits faint*
*Creates blue zits, blackheads and abscesses*
*poofs Pac-Man away*
STOP SENDING YOUR WHITE KNIGHTS AFTER AKIRA!
*they get on my face* AHHH!
EWWW!!! BOOGERS!!!
I DON'T LIKE THE VOMIT THING, YOU DO!!!
WHAT ARE SPINACH TEETH!?
I WOULDN'T EAT FACE MOLES!
WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT WALMART ANYWAY!?
SUCCOTASH DOESN'T SCARE ME!
IS THERE ANYTHING TO EAT BESIDES SUCCOTASH CRACKERS WAFFLES AND HAMHOCKS!?
I HATE SUCCOTASH AND SPINACH! HERE!
And then threatening to knock their teeth out.
I want you to make the Alex sculpture from a succotash and crackers.
Swatting flies won't make the wasps go away.
Death Pies or badly drawn Jynx lips?
what kind of pies
Ice cream pickles lol
I hate pickles though
I planted a trollface in this picture just for the fun of it.
Lol, trollfaces and bellies = pure fun
delicious waffles
ARENT THE BLEMISHES ATTRACTED TO PIE!?
ARE THEY ATTRACTED TO PIE?
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Somebody Call A Doctor!
"THERE'S A MACARONI ON MY HEAD!"
AAAAAAAHHHH! FIRE!
AAAAAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!
SAY "PINGAS-ROBOTNIK-SPAGHETTI"

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like Teenage Mutant Ninja
Boogers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bananas ! xD
Teenage Mutant Ninja Garbage made almost 500million. Haha
TMNB Teenage Mutant Ninja Burgers!
@_eelise or your mom can be splinter, and we'll all be teenage mutant
ninja crackers
(I love that I live in such a way that it's totally fine for me to say
Teenage Mutant Ninja Waffles & still be taken seriously)
TMNT is now officially a horror show (á la John Carpenter's Teenage
Mutant Ninja Cars)!
Never seen them grow like that. Teenage mutant ninja corn??
Teenage Mutant Ninja Aliens?' (murmurs under breath) original...
They're more like Teenage Mutant Ninja Germs.
teenage mutant ninja teeth? LOL
Teenage Mutant Ninja Eggs
Uhhh... Teenage Mutant Ninja Skittles?
Teenage mutant ninja spinach!!!
Look at these teenage mutant ninja shrimp
You'll turn into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Shrimp!
There is some teenage mutant ninja flies out here boa!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Popcorns. They will emerge from the shadows to
protect your popcorn.
Teenage mutant ninja spoon
Coming soon to a cinema near you: TMNP (Teenage Mutant Ninja Peppers)
@likestrek Haha! True! I'd definitely prefer Teenage Mutant Ninja
Pancakes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cakes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Frogs
teenage mutant ninja pies: the secret of the tart

"Don't eat pigs! Don't eat bats! Don't eat beetles, flies or gnats! Stay away from all of that! A Message from the Lord!"
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
"Don't let the mean kids get into the school for good children."
"I've got Skittles! Wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Aah, plumbers! They're nice in video games!"
"I've understand that people tried to drink a 'YaggerMaster' (Jägermeister)!"
"Please call me Dr. Donchano, don't cha know?"
"What did the snowman say to a bunch of fungi on the sled? Answer: MUSH-room!"
"Isn't picking at the boo-boos are an idea from you?"
"Shalalalala! Don't be scared! You've got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl!"
"Not all the cars look like my dad's car!"
"Watch out for the Trollface!"

Yuck! Spinach?!

What the!?

(\)_(/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!

Where's the leak, ma'am?

Humanuh humanuh humanuh humanuh...
Table for Humanuh?

What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS!

HOOPLA!!!

CHOCOLATE!!!!

Patrick, that's not a ride!

Oh, so now the talking cheese is trying to preach to us!

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER...

TWO PICKLES ATE A CHEESE SANDWICH IN FRANCE!

AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!

It's The Final Countdown!

The Krusty Krab Pizza! It's the pizza for you and me!

Look out! There's a fork in the road!
I don't see no fork.

Gee, an unhappy ending.

Hey, Bullwinkle! We're in real trouble now!

Hello dollink.

Do you know what an A-bomb is?
Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show.

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Again?
Presto!
ROAR!
Oops! Wrong hat!

Sincere service. *slaps* With a smile!
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Shades of Chris trying to post his random access humor on ED.
 
Chris did nothing wrong said:
Frankly, I'm more concerned by other aspects of the author's bio.
Randomness

On with the show!
I am 19, i love cats and cars X3.
YOU MESSED THEM ALL UP WITH CATS, POPEYES, DOUG, ANGELICA, AND LITTLE KIDDIE SHOWS!
Your TROLLFACE!!!!
Hello, immortal pineapple-and-banana-pepper-pizza!
Holy spinach teeth?
Holy cheese and crackers!
I’ve had all sorts of succotash
Clone your fork
This is bananas: P-Q-L-E-F-E-T!
Some spinach teeth and flying balogna, and the secret spaghetti cannons, and crackers, and spinach, and succotash...
I am kinda curious to see if you can really turn my teeth to spinach
I WON'T OBEY A BUNCH OF CORN AND BEANS!
That's Nick's garbage!
Nick's garbage is my garbage!
Consuela throws poor Buster in the garbage with the flies.
This garbage attracts flies and huge roaches like crazy
Wowsers indeed
Crackers don't scare me.
I hate hamburgers.
I have some moles lol
My teeth are not spinach lol
lol heart gold and soul silver.
max tomato = diarrhea in the halberd xD
Excuse my Asperger's, por favor.
Evil dill in the background
*While hiding: They buttered popcorn?
Wait—is it really a felony to put boogers in someone's food?
No Boogers In My Burgers!
I misread one of your quotes as "No! Bob's Boogers is garbage!"
Don't eat pigs, don't eat BATS, Don't eat beetles, flies or gnats.
Aspergers, same as me
You can draw all the bubblegum and chocolate Pop Rocks you want.
paper in your ear?
Listen the moles, freckles, and warts thing is getting old.
Bees, wasps: Yes. Moles, freckles, and warts: No.
*And they cover her face with lots of warts, freckles and moles*
Keep your wankin' moles and whatnot!
*Creates black moles freckles and warts with red eyes as they kill your creations!*
*Create a Spinach Teeth Cannon then fire it*'
*Eats Spinach and has spinach teeth and the zits faint*
*Creates blue zits, blackheads and abscesses*
*poofs Pac-Man away*
STOP SENDING YOUR WHITE KNIGHTS AFTER AKIRA!
*they get on my face* AHHH!
EWWW!!! BOOGERS!!!
I DON'T LIKE THE VOMIT THING, YOU DO!!!
WHAT ARE SPINACH TEETH!?
I WOULDN'T EAT FACE MOLES!
WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT WALMART ANYWAY!?
SUCCOTASH DOESN'T SCARE ME!
IS THERE ANYTHING TO EAT BESIDES SUCCOTASH CRACKERS WAFFLES AND HAMHOCKS!?
I HATE SUCCOTASH AND SPINACH! HERE!
And then threatening to knock their teeth out.
I want you to make the Alex sculpture from a succotash and crackers.
Swatting flies won't make the wasps go away.
Death Pies or badly drawn Jynx lips?
what kind of pies
Ice cream pickles lol
I hate pickles though
I planted a trollface in this picture just for the fun of it.
Lol, trollfaces and bellies = pure fun
delicious waffles
ARENT THE BLEMISHES ATTRACTED TO PIE!?
ARE THEY ATTRACTED TO PIE?
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Somebody Call A Doctor!
"THERE'S A MACARONI ON MY HEAD!"
AAAAAAAHHHH! FIRE!
AAAAAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!
SAY "PINGAS-ROBOTNIK-SPAGHETTI"

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like Teenage Mutant Ninja
Boogers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bananas ! xD
Teenage Mutant Ninja Garbage made almost 500million. Haha
TMNB Teenage Mutant Ninja Burgers!
@_eelise or your mom can be splinter, and we'll all be teenage mutant
ninja crackers
(I love that I live in such a way that it's totally fine for me to say
Teenage Mutant Ninja Waffles & still be taken seriously)
TMNT is now officially a horror show (á la John Carpenter's Teenage
Mutant Ninja Cars)!
Never seen them grow like that. Teenage mutant ninja corn??
Teenage Mutant Ninja Aliens?' (murmurs under breath) original...
They're more like Teenage Mutant Ninja Germs.
teenage mutant ninja teeth? LOL
Teenage Mutant Ninja Eggs
Uhhh... Teenage Mutant Ninja Skittles?
Teenage mutant ninja spinach!!!
Look at these teenage mutant ninja shrimp
You'll turn into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Shrimp!
There is some teenage mutant ninja flies out here boa!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Popcorns. They will emerge from the shadows to
protect your popcorn.
Teenage mutant ninja spoon
Coming soon to a cinema near you: TMNP (Teenage Mutant Ninja Peppers)
@likestrek Haha! True! I'd definitely prefer Teenage Mutant Ninja
Pancakes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cakes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Frogs
teenage mutant ninja pies: the secret of the tart

"Don't eat pigs! Don't eat bats! Don't eat beetles, flies or gnats! Stay away from all of that! A Message from the Lord!"
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
"Don't let the mean kids get into the school for good children."
"I've got Skittles! Wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Aah, plumbers! They're nice in video games!"
"I've understand that people tried to drink a 'YaggerMaster' (Jägermeister)!"
"Please call me Dr. Donchano, don't cha know?"
"What did the snowman say to a bunch of fungi on the sled? Answer: MUSH-room!"
"Isn't picking at the boo-boos are an idea from you?"
"Shalalalala! Don't be scared! You've got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl!"
"Not all the cars look like my dad's car!"
"Watch out for the Trollface!"

Yuck! Spinach?!

What the!?

(\)_(/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!

Where's the leak, ma'am?

Humanuh humanuh humanuh humanuh...
Table for Humanuh?

What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS!

HOOPLA!!!

CHOCOLATE!!!!

Patrick, that's not a ride!

Oh, so now the talking cheese is trying to preach to us!

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER...

TWO PICKLES ATE A CHEESE SANDWICH IN FRANCE!

AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!

It's The Final Countdown!

The Krusty Krab Pizza! It's the pizza for you and me!

Look out! There's a fork in the road!
I don't see no fork.

Gee, an unhappy ending.

Hey, Bullwinkle! We're in real trouble now!

Hello dollink.

Do you know what an A-bomb is?
Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show.

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Again?
Presto!
ROAR!
Oops! Wrong hat!

Sincere service. *slaps* With a smile!
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I cringe
 
Syaoran Li said:
This may be power-leveling, but I do occasionally read fanfiction for fun when I'm really bored. However, it cannot be overstated that the garbage far outweighs the few decent fics out there. Most of the time I end up gawking at the really shitty fanfics. Sort of like watching The Room.

Finding a good fanfiction is like finding a needle in a haystack.
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Some time ago, I used a attend a "literary" meeting in a small city, where "young up-and-coming authors" could read their prose or poetry to an audience. The entire thing was incredibly dull: Fantasy tards reading stories about fireball-hurling goblins. 18 year old girls with "satirical prose" about driving to school for the first time. A fat middle-aged dude reading stories about how he had to bring his son home after said son had stayed at the disco until late at night. Edgelords reading poetry about hankypanky with Satan...

The only good writer among the lot was an androgynous-looking goth who wrote WH40k fanfiction. In fact, said fanfiction was the only prose I ever heard there which had some literary merit and creativity.
 
Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
Has the Harry Potter fanfiction where Draco gets turned into a ferret and then Hagrid throws him into a cage with a big-ass alpha male ferret and Ferret!Draco's asshole gets pounded by ferret cock been posted yet?
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I think the HP fanfic that did it for me was the one where a giant squid had sex with Hogwarts. Not in Hogwarts, with it. IIRC the Walloping Willow was the clit. Have mercifully blacked out the rest of it from memory.

Chris did nothing wrong said:
363814 words. That’s longer than the following books combined:
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Somewhere or other (possibly here? maybe the ED forums?) I thought I read about a FanFic that was two million words long and still going. Wish I'd bookmarked it now.
 
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Chris did nothing wrong said:
Frankly, I'm more concerned by other aspects of the author's bio.
Randomness

On with the show!
I am 19, i love cats and cars X3.
YOU MESSED THEM ALL UP WITH CATS, POPEYES, DOUG, ANGELICA, AND LITTLE KIDDIE SHOWS!
Your TROLLFACE!!!!
Hello, immortal pineapple-and-banana-pepper-pizza!
Holy spinach teeth?
Holy cheese and crackers!
I’ve had all sorts of succotash
Clone your fork
This is bananas: P-Q-L-E-F-E-T!
Some spinach teeth and flying balogna, and the secret spaghetti cannons, and crackers, and spinach, and succotash...
I am kinda curious to see if you can really turn my teeth to spinach
I WON'T OBEY A BUNCH OF CORN AND BEANS!
That's Nick's garbage!
Nick's garbage is my garbage!
Consuela throws poor Buster in the garbage with the flies.
This garbage attracts flies and huge roaches like crazy
Wowsers indeed
Crackers don't scare me.
I hate hamburgers.
I have some moles lol
My teeth are not spinach lol
lol heart gold and soul silver.
max tomato = diarrhea in the halberd xD
Excuse my Asperger's, por favor.
Evil dill in the background
*While hiding: They buttered popcorn?
Wait—is it really a felony to put boogers in someone's food?
No Boogers In My Burgers!
I misread one of your quotes as "No! Bob's Boogers is garbage!"
Don't eat pigs, don't eat BATS, Don't eat beetles, flies or gnats.
Aspergers, same as me
You can draw all the bubblegum and chocolate Pop Rocks you want.
paper in your ear?
Listen the moles, freckles, and warts thing is getting old.
Bees, wasps: Yes. Moles, freckles, and warts: No.
*And they cover her face with lots of warts, freckles and moles*
Keep your wankin' moles and whatnot!
*Creates black moles freckles and warts with red eyes as they kill your creations!*
*Create a Spinach Teeth Cannon then fire it*'
*Eats Spinach and has spinach teeth and the zits faint*
*Creates blue zits, blackheads and abscesses*
*poofs Pac-Man away*
STOP SENDING YOUR WHITE KNIGHTS AFTER AKIRA!
*they get on my face* AHHH!
EWWW!!! BOOGERS!!!
I DON'T LIKE THE VOMIT THING, YOU DO!!!
WHAT ARE SPINACH TEETH!?
I WOULDN'T EAT FACE MOLES!
WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT WALMART ANYWAY!?
SUCCOTASH DOESN'T SCARE ME!
IS THERE ANYTHING TO EAT BESIDES SUCCOTASH CRACKERS WAFFLES AND HAMHOCKS!?
I HATE SUCCOTASH AND SPINACH! HERE!
And then threatening to knock their teeth out.
I want you to make the Alex sculpture from a succotash and crackers.
Swatting flies won't make the wasps go away.
Death Pies or badly drawn Jynx lips?
what kind of pies
Ice cream pickles lol
I hate pickles though
I planted a trollface in this picture just for the fun of it.
Lol, trollfaces and bellies = pure fun
delicious waffles
ARENT THE BLEMISHES ATTRACTED TO PIE!?
ARE THEY ATTRACTED TO PIE?
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Somebody Call A Doctor!
"THERE'S A MACARONI ON MY HEAD!"
AAAAAAAHHHH! FIRE!
AAAAAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!
SAY "PINGAS-ROBOTNIK-SPAGHETTI"

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like Teenage Mutant Ninja
Boogers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bananas ! xD
Teenage Mutant Ninja Garbage made almost 500million. Haha
TMNB Teenage Mutant Ninja Burgers!
@_eelise or your mom can be splinter, and we'll all be teenage mutant
ninja crackers
(I love that I live in such a way that it's totally fine for me to say
Teenage Mutant Ninja Waffles & still be taken seriously)
TMNT is now officially a horror show (á la John Carpenter's Teenage
Mutant Ninja Cars)!
Never seen them grow like that. Teenage mutant ninja corn??
Teenage Mutant Ninja Aliens?' (murmurs under breath) original...
They're more like Teenage Mutant Ninja Germs.
teenage mutant ninja teeth? LOL
Teenage Mutant Ninja Eggs
Uhhh... Teenage Mutant Ninja Skittles?
Teenage mutant ninja spinach!!!
Look at these teenage mutant ninja shrimp
You'll turn into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Shrimp!
There is some teenage mutant ninja flies out here boa!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Popcorns. They will emerge from the shadows to
protect your popcorn.
Teenage mutant ninja spoon
Coming soon to a cinema near you: TMNP (Teenage Mutant Ninja Peppers)
@likestrek Haha! True! I'd definitely prefer Teenage Mutant Ninja
Pancakes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cakes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Frogs
teenage mutant ninja pies: the secret of the tart

"Don't eat pigs! Don't eat bats! Don't eat beetles, flies or gnats! Stay away from all of that! A Message from the Lord!"
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
"Don't let the mean kids get into the school for good children."
"I've got Skittles! Wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Aah, plumbers! They're nice in video games!"
"I've understand that people tried to drink a 'YaggerMaster' (Jägermeister)!"
"Please call me Dr. Donchano, don't cha know?"
"What did the snowman say to a bunch of fungi on the sled? Answer: MUSH-room!"
"Isn't picking at the boo-boos are an idea from you?"
"Shalalalala! Don't be scared! You've got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl!"
"Not all the cars look like my dad's car!"
"Watch out for the Trollface!"

Yuck! Spinach?!

What the!?

(\)_(/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!

Where's the leak, ma'am?

Humanuh humanuh humanuh humanuh...
Table for Humanuh?

What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS!

HOOPLA!!!

CHOCOLATE!!!!

Patrick, that's not a ride!

Oh, so now the talking cheese is trying to preach to us!

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER...

TWO PICKLES ATE A CHEESE SANDWICH IN FRANCE!

AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!

It's The Final Countdown!

The Krusty Krab Pizza! It's the pizza for you and me!

Look out! There's a fork in the road!
I don't see no fork.

Gee, an unhappy ending.

Hey, Bullwinkle! We're in real trouble now!

Hello dollink.

Do you know what an A-bomb is?
Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show.

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Again?
Presto!
ROAR!
Oops! Wrong hat!

Sincere service. *slaps* With a smile!
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I lost brain cells reading that.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
A fanfiction about a nintendo crossover game is about 4 times as long of the most famous work of L Ron Hubbard that isn't his fake religion.
Let that sink in.
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I know why it's this pathetically long too; the author is literally writing it to escape reality so he can live with his waifu, which is a Lucario. Figured it out due to skimming a couple chapters and spotting OCs that he used in a similar romantic role in another fic he wrote before using this one as reality vacation. It is literally just him pulling a Chris by escaping into his own CWCville.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
Fallout Equestria?
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That might be it, since I think I also remember it not being posted on FF.net, Wattpad or AO3, but on some site I'd not heard of before. (I have nothing in particular against Bronies, but I sure as hell don't follow them, either.) Though it looks like the original work capped in the 600,000 word range, I guess there's sequels, spin-offs and so on that probably push it well over two million words by now.

Here to Lurk said:
You mean this?

It's twice that long now.
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I don't think that was it, but that was still amazing. Interesting that that author's last update was in October 2016. Now I'm wondering if the author either snapped out of it and is trying to join/re-join the human race, or died surrounded by empty Mountain Dew bottles and half eaten bags of Doritos.
 
Puar said:
I don't think that was it, but that was still amazing. Interesting that that author's last update was in October 2016. Now I'm wondering if the author either snapped out of it and is trying to join/re-join the human race, or died surrounded by empty Mountain Dew bottles and half eaten bags of Doritos.
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The guy's a regular on the Serebii forums (link to a recent post, you need to be a member to view profile pages), and I think he's become a weeb and thus can't write as much to make room for his Chinese cartoons. He actually used to advertise his fic in his signature, must've removed it recently.

Kind of funny how apparently his fic's now being considered legendary, since I thought something like the Pokémon edgelord dark fic Latias' Journey was legendary, at least in the Pokémon fandom. But I guess if you're listed under TV Tropes' Fan Works folder of "Doorstopper", you're considered "a growing legendary" or whatever at this point. (Also according to that entry, the author apparently stated he hopes to make that story 400 chapters--with chapters being about 40,000 words each. This is the epitome of autism.)
 
What is this, some mega nukige?

Or :autism:, to be serious.

From Anime Everything a few posts up.

SO, these stories will be a mix of my own ideas(dangerous) and yours(possibly also dangerous). Please submit requests as shown below, and give as much information as you dare to give.

Name(if an original character) and who they are with (up to three others)
Situation- injured, pregnant, mpreg, depressed, anemic, insomnia, sex, etc.
Gender(if an original character)
Setting(where it is tacking place, in which anime)
Extras- it's Christmas, birthday, Easter, funeral, wedding, baby arriving, etc.

I will do my best to write your requests, and please try not to do too many of one character, okay? I know Sasuke is adored by many but I hate him and don't want to have to write fifty in a week, okay? Thanks, and have fun submitting and reading!
 
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