Fanfiction Horrors

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I guess I'll just leave this here. Not the worst here by a long shot but it's pretty bad.
A Vampire Romance
A lullzy story about a vampire hunter-librarian-kick boxer named Winter Daniella Swan who also turns out to be a witch and always needs to be rescued by the writer's favorite canon character.
 
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11868767/1/Addicted-To-You

Came across this on WTFFanfiction on tumblr. Wanted to read it to see if it was as bad as they implied it was. It was.

It's a Rick and Morty fanfic where the author's Mary Sue is best friends with Morty and later ends up dating, marrying and starting a family with Rick. Rick and Sue do the do in the FIRST CHAPTER. Seriously.

This is the only R&M fic the author has. They're in their early 20s and AFAIK they're being serious about this fic.
 
Remember than fanfic I posted where Matt Murdock has autism from being gangraped and the Tumblrinas praise it as being a pinnacle of representation and other similarly stupid shit?

Well, it only took them...50 chapters and 330,000 words, but some 'fans' are finally realizing "wait a minute this is just the author's creepy trauma fetish", and as a result the fandom cannibalism and salt is a-flowing~

And, even better, this was added to the author's notes on the latest chapter:

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Here's a TigressxViper fic. There's something very...off about it. It's basically the mistake I see a lot of fanfiction authors make. Thinking that a homosexual relationship by itself is enough to carry a story, so they add nothing else to it and overplay the sexuality.

Dealing with issues of homosexuality, transgenderism and other issues in an interesting or emotional way can make a good story great. Here, and for a lot of stories, it makes a bad story pretentious.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8035521/1/The-Comfort-Of-Love
 
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7729666/1/ET-And-Elliott-Coming-Back-To-Me

E.T./Elliot yaoi.

"As he grew older he was a little shorter for a man, he had a more feminine body an hour glass shape, but with a lean somewhat muscular body. He was not a sissy boy but he was sensitive and so very gentle. His older brother protected him from haters and his little sister became like a little his little bitch, the kind of bitch who had his back with the women haters (that's women who were homophobic). He was pretty athletic and a great sportsman but every time the stars came out and he was alone he feel that full feeling like he was being pulled by invisible strings, and brought to his knees but a metamorphic orgasm. His ass was so sensitive and drooled so much pinkish fluid which made his colon wet and slimy and his ass would become so flexible and was easily penetrated. As he got older he would insert toys inside of his cunt like ass his ass would squeeze so hard it'd either destroy the toy or push it out and make him cum puddles of almost see through cum. The slimly liquid his ass produced when he was horny would often expel from him during cumming and get on his fingers, which he was compelled to suck down. Sucking down his pink ass juice made his cock thicker and made his body tighter and leaner."
 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7845574?view_adult=true

Mulan got caught hiding her gender and then...

Her mouth flew open on a gasp of outrage before she could think better of it; Li Shang answered with a sharp back-handed slap that nearly drove her to her knees again. “Remove your clothes, Fa Ping,” he repeated, his voice dangerous. “Or I will do it for you.”

Cheeks burning with shame, Mulan did as he bid, stripping away her simple sleeping garments to reveal her bound chest and narrow hips, her long slender legs and the soft thatch of dark hair that hid what lay between them. Her hands covered that portion of her anatomy instantly, her bindings giving cover to her modesty above the waist.

“Did you really believe that your father’s life was worth the risk?” Li continued, as if he didn’t truly expect her to answer his questions. “Or did you believe yourself too clever to be discovered by one of your fellow soldiers at something so simple as having a piss?” He chuckled darkly; it made her shiver. “You really are lucky that it was Chi-Fu, you know. Anyone else and you’d be on your back on the banks of the latrine ditch right now, and the ancestors only know how many of them you’d’ve been forced to service by morning.”

An indistinct image painted itself in her mind at his words, and Mulan couldn’t help biting her lip to keep back a whimper of fear.

“But instead,” Li Shang went on, as if oblivious to her reactions, “here you are.”

There was no warning. From one breath to the next, Mulan found herself spun around by his powerful hands and slammed forward until she was bent at the waist across his table, his right hand on her neck and his feet kicking her legs apart. She tried to struggle but he held her fast, his weight trapping her as two of the fingers from his left hand found her nether lips and pushed inside.

All at once, she froze, shock locking her limbs as the captain probed inside her body, the tug of skin on skin chafing as he explored her depths. After a moment, he seemed to stop, letting his fingers curl and brush at something he’d found there. “Well, well,” he murmured, his breath hot and clammy against the shell of her ear. “Fifteen or not, you are still a maid. Did you really think you could pull off this charade without sacrificing your maidenhead, little Ping?”
 
I have come across the most amazing thing known to man. Presenting Travis 2016! Author of such classic stories as "Equestria girls naked", "Wordgirl and the Christian socialist", "The gay bathhouse", "The gay bathhouse 2", and best of all, "Genital rot syndrome".
Link to his account:https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4486163/Travis-2016

Already covered here... But why should that matter?
 
Has the Harry Potter fanfiction where Draco gets turned into a ferret and then Hagrid throws him into a cage with a big-ass alpha male ferret and Ferret!Draco's asshole gets pounded by ferret cock been posted yet?

That shit haunts me to this day. Every time I tell friends about it, they cannot believe it's a real fanfic.
 
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