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Critiquing the shit you like is fine when it's like, hey this part of the episode was poorly written, or whatever. Critiquing it by calling it racist, sexist, transphobic, whatever obviously comes across as trying to cancel it, duh. These people constantly call for the elimination of anything they consider istophobic. Accusing franchises of exactly that is definitely not coming from a place of love.
Especially when the only times they have to offer praise for the stuff they're "critiquing" it always comes in the form of obsession over specific gay ships and MAYBE a fixation on a female character whos canon personality is ignored in favor of turning her into some kind of generic lesbian girlboss. (KIRA NERYS I AM LOOKING AT YOU)

The part about meticuluously researching for fic is real though. You can always tell who the true autists are by that.
 
The one Mpreg fic that I reviewed back in the thread has gotten a chapter update. Basically, the bulk of this fic is Viktor, who is canonically male, making decisions so retarded an actual woman would be sent to jail for child endangerment (not visiting a FREE CLINIC during the first trimester, refusing to move into a sugar daddy's apartment despite his enthusiastic support, and living in a literal shithole with no bed). The villain of the plot was 'fixed' within a single paragraph, and the plot holes have been traded in for a shitty pregnancy plot. It isn't even an Omegaverse story, mind you - it's just a male with a magical uterus up his ass.

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Yes, you are a joke; yes, you are ridiculous with your cravings, even though that's the last thing I'd call you ridiculous for. Refusing to go to a FREE FUCKING CLINIC during the first few weeks of your pregnancy? THAT is ridiculous. Even hoodrats go to Planned Parenthood.

Chocolate covered chips and sour gummy worm shakes sounds disgusting, and I'm a sugar fiend. Sounds like something L.A. Beast would eat for a challenge.

Every time I think this story couldn't get more ridiculous, the author just keeps slapping on things that make it worse. If you have haemorrhoids - get them treated. In women, haemorrhoids can occur to hormones and the expanding uterus; in this case, it's because Viktor has a growing uterus in his ass. Fucking Christ, man.
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Sky being the Help again. Poor black girl can't catch a break.

Gotta love how Vi and Caitlyn insist on trad gender role colours. Pink and blue? Really? Thought we moved past those limiting roles.

BTW, Napthalene is one of the main ingredients in mothballs, and was discovered after burning tar. You are literally naming your kid a TAR BABY.
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Yes, naming your kids 'Parsley' and 'Tar Baby' is some Grade A nigger shit, but hey, it's not as if the author ever double-checked to see if these cool sounding chemical names mean something.

I also notice with these fics is that these authors want us to think Viktor, a male, is actually a woman, but know exactly what sex is in infants and are even debating circumcision for the males, despite neither of them being Jewish. It's so on point it's not even funny.
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Where is he fucking getting the umbilical cord? The placental only develops in females, because we are the ones nurturing that blastocyst. It's part of our anatomy and reproductive function. Where the fuck is this natal male getting it? Oh, right. Magical anal uterus.

I should also like to remind readers that Jayce only cares about these kids because he wants to be a dad - and that has been his entire obsession throughout the fic. He doesn't actually care about Viktor, he just wants those babies and custody.

Not to mention, Jayce studying 'environmental science' was just added in this chapter. He worked in a separate field that leaned into this field. The author also admitted she has no sense of the continuity of her work, so...
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'Irresponsible' is the least flattering word I'd use. Then again, you're naming one of your twins TAR BABY so...man, imagine having a fic remembered for that. Do your research, folks!
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I'll admit, I had a hard time reading this because the formatting of the text message was fucked up. I can't determine whether the sentences in parentheses is an internal monologue or not. While not everyone knows how to use work skins on AO3, others at least format it differently so it's easier to read. This confused me.
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You're going to notice something about this birthing class that's obviously missing. I'll wait until a few more screenshots until I point it out.
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So, in this fic, males as well as females can get pregnant, despite it not being ABO. One wonders why women are even present if males could get pregnant, but that's a question these authors will never answer. Second, Hwei, the artist twink, is pregnant too. All the twinks get knocked up in this universe, it seems.
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> Pregnant parent

Yeah, figured that'd be there. But the one thing you will notice with this class...is that there is no mention of breastfeeding. In fact, later on, the two discuss which formula to use, which means that these pregnant males have no way to nurse their infants, despite having anal uteruses. Gotta love that leap in logic.

And yes, it is an unearned privilege. Jayce wasn't allowed to adopt because he had a criminal record - which got suspiciously smoothed over in later chapters - and this entire time he's just focusing on his own selfish desire to be a 'dad'. Viktor was a nobody until he got knocked up.
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This is the only time you'll ever see Viktor actually talk about his skills. You'd be forgiven for forgetting that he's a machinist and brilliant robotics engineer. He never once talks about it; only the author makes around three mentions of it. Otherwise, he's been crying and moody and dumb enough to not see a free clinic over his fucked up pregnancy.

You also have to love how they all know which doll is the male - it's the one with the penis, of course.
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Natural breastmilk does that, and it's tailored to the baby itself. But you don't have that function despite being able to produce a placenta, so...whatever, author is retarded. BTW putting a tablet in front of a one year old is also retarded. They can't even speak yet.
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Pecs are male breasts, but they don't have the same shape as ours. Weird how only the actual women can breastfeed 🤨
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Everyone, everywhere, has a panic attack in this. It gets tiresome real fucking fast.
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Yes, you do. Jayce didn't give a damn about Viktor until he realized he could achieve HIS dream about being a dad; HIS dream of being better. Viktor's dreams? Well they come second now, now that he's a 'birthing parent'.
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God, I want them both to get hit by a bus like that chick in the first Final Destination movie. I hate them both.

But curiosity has me now. I wanna see what happens in the birth scene. I bet you it's bad.
The author in question doesn't like it when you use 'schizo' as an insult:
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That's ableist. But using a surrogate to get your prized babies? That's a human right.
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Calm down, schizo.


Fellas, is it gay when you fuck a man's vagina? This trans Latinx would insists that yes, it is - and it's totally gay to rub those small pooner titties! Gay men, back the fuck up, you're missing this shit.
Guys, listen. This is GAY SEX, I repeat, GAY SEX.
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That's right, you fucking transphobes. You think a male getting hot and bothered over titties is straight? Not if the titty-owner identifies as a man he isn't! Secondary sex characteristics are not tied with gender, you fucking TERF.

(Once again, note the language. The pooner is always smaller than the actual man, and is never described as 'lithe' or 'slimmer', which is often language you would use for twinks or other men that are only slightly smaller than other men. It's always 'small'. That's how you clock them.)
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He's a grown man whose sexuality is 'homosexual', despite playing with a woman's vagina and breasts...and salivating over them like a teenage boy.
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Again, another clocking sentiment. Pooners love highlighting the strength and size difference. Granted, I've read both of the latter, in a variety of fandoms...and even they are not this obvious.

And yes, Viktor is right. Jayce talks too much. This is supposed to be sexy times and they're talking like it's the debate club.
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High pitched hiccup? Okaaaaaaaaay. Do you need a drink of water?

> maddening for the two men
> One of them has a vagina
> The other is obsessed with 'man breasts'
> the breasts are called 'curve(s) of slight fat'

Sexy.

And it wouldn't be complete without the biological female giving into her urges and wanting to be bent over and bred. This is more apparent in pooner fics than even the most basic romance novels you find in convenience stores.
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So, 'tongues battling for dominance' but write it a different way. Nice. You'd get called out for this if this was a basic M/F fic - oh, wait.

And for the record, even while sickly, Viktor doesn't have a small ass. When he's healthy he's actually got a perky one! Thank your resident thirsty bitch.
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They're not even having penetrative sex, but Jayce is so good Viktor can orgasm through his underwear without touching. What a skill! For the rest of us, that underwear would probably irritate the labia, but whatever. Suspend your disbelief, these are GAY MEN btw.
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These are GAY MEN, GAY MEN DOING GAY THINGS, THIS IS GAY SEX, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ, BIGOT.
If you're confused, it's OK - so am I.
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Purple prose followed by T4T 'breeding'? Oh my.
 
> "author is a transman"
> "author has eaten pussy before"


I'll make sure to put my shoe size into the next fic I publish, seems like stating random bullshit as tags is now important.

> "dacryphilia"

That's a tag I've seen a lot lately, especially in the COD fandom, and especially when shit's written by trannies. Weird, huh.

I've skimmed through both fics & I wish I hadn't. Something about fics written by/for trannies and turning all the characters into trannies will forever make me feel sick to my stomach. The comments make it even worse.

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That's an image I genuinely didn't need.
 
I've skimmed through both fics & I wish I hadn't. Something about fics written by/for trannies and turning all the characters into trannies will forever make me feel sick to my stomach. The comments make it even worse.
I plan on reading it later, so I'll take the heat for you, fam.

In the meantime, get a load of these descriptions:
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AO3 hosts a lot of cringe but I don't think any of it is more embarrassing than Harry Potter fic writers who put "JKR is bad!!!" in their summary/author's notes like Jews painting lamb's blood over their door before the tenth plague..
 
AO3 hosts a lot of cringe but I don't think any of it is more embarrassing than Harry Potter fic writers who put "JKR is bad!!!" in their summary/author's notes like Jews painting lamb's blood over their door before the tenth plague..
Don't people realise that they don't have to write Harry Potter fanfiction?
Nobody's forcing them - just look for a new, more accepting fandom, or an author who loves to suck off trannies in their free time.

This shit is beyond me.

But then again, I'm a heathen and fandom-hopper which is probably worse than one of the seven sins. Every 1-2 years I find a new hyperfixation until the next one comes around.
 
I have decided to R&R the T4T 'breeding fic' that was mentioned earlier in the thread. Done in honour of @soft breathing - this drink's for you. Link to fic. Archive.

Before I begin, this author is friends with a cow I've been following, the noted egg-cracker and 'stories don't need villains, that's such a kindergarten belief' Craig.
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And before we get into the meat of this 'affirming, hyper masculine' story, here is the AN.
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Keep this in mind when we deal with the smut. Here we go.
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Army medics have pretty much seen everything: faces getting blown off by IEDs, and yes, even cocks blown to pieces. And since trans men are indeed allowed in the US military now (and UK military), the medics are going to know you're trans. Not to worry, though - this injury is not bad, not terrible, and will swiftly be replaced by excessive amounts of pubic hair shaving. No, I'm not fucking kidding.

Glad to see Ghost is suffering from that T-induced pooner rage. A shame it doesn't threaten anyone else - well, unless you're schoolchildren.
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Anytime I read about genitalia being 'plucked' it makes me think they're being plucked like the strings of a guitar or that they can be removed like tweezing the eyebrows. It's not a good verb to use when you're trying to be sexy.

Plus, this fic was beta'ed, and yet it has some weird word choice. 'Breathlessly questioned his deft fingers'? Why are you questioning them if you were brought to orgasm? Is there an invisible question mark appearing behind your head at the performance? If your fingers are deft, why are they being questioned? This is what happens when your beta readers are your fellow troon friends - they won't catch these mistakes, even when they are fellow autists. They just happen to be the wrong kind of autists.

Now, as mentioned earlier, there's a lot of talk about shaving pubic hair in this, and the author isn't even consistent with what colour the pubic hair is, either. Here, the pooner is worried about getting her crotch shaved, even when real men don't give a shit either way. This pubic hair is a source of pride for the pooner, like a Rapunzel trap snatch she can attach her pride to. And no, they don't even bother cleaning the wound. You'd think that would be the first issue. OH AND THEY'RE DRY SHAVING HOLY FUCK
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So, we know that Ghost's bush is so thick his pubis mons, labia, and 'cock' - read: clitoris - cannot be seen. The bush is described as a 'reddish brown' despite Ghost being a dirty blonde (yes I am well aware that pubic hair can be darker than your normal hair, but it's within the same shade), and now it is described as 'dark', as if it's a dark brown. I cannot believe I am having a discussion over fucking pubes, but this is what this fic is talking about, so...

You got that fat fucking bush because of testosterone, and Soap is coated in hair like some pooners tend to be. And no, it doesn't give you a 'manly, bear' look, it just makes you look like Sasquatch. I am coming after you with hot wax and industrial shrink wrap tape, and I am sure a gay man is sure to agree.

Now, that said...Ghost says that his 'cock' cannot be seen inside the pube thicket, and that it gets nice and full after it's shaved. How big is it, you might ask? Well, going off of usual measurements of 'T dicks'...you get, on average, 1-3 inches! Maybe 4, if you're lucky. To normal men, that's a micropenis - or the average Indian man's penis. Such a thing to be proud of, and in 'gay porn' no less!
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Yes, I'm sure people are salivating over the fact that a 'man' is going to give head to a three inch clit. Sexy. The entire purpose of porn is that it's an exaggeration of fantasy, and no one is going to get off knowing this is how big trans men get. Well, unless you're part of the clique and are too retarded to tell the truth.

I also do not know why Ghost is harping over something so trivial as pubic hair - that's also a feminine coded thing. It would only take 2-3 months for it to grow back, faster if you have coarse hair. You probably would be told to trim it anyways if it's getting caught in your goddamn zipper.

Oh, and I forgot: they just casually rip the scab-not-scab off, and it has 'pinkish blood', which usually means arterial blood. The author probably meant reddish-brown blood, which means the wound is partially sealed.
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Fucking ouch. You never rip a new scab off. Try using mineral oil - AFTER YOU CLEAN THE DAMN THING! You want that shit to get infected? Good luck trying to tell the army medics about your Rapunzel pubes and how special they are when you got necrotizing fasciitis in there. If the scab is big enough to stick your fingers inside, even metaphorically, get those fucking stiches.
> Full, bare glory
> Standing proud
> Bulbous, pink head peeking out from foreskin

You'd be forgiven if you thought this was between men. Pooners love using male terms for male anatomy for their poonerized characters. What she means by 'foreskin' is 'prepuce', aka the clitoral hood. It's not a foreskin. And remember, always, that these 'proud cocks' are only three inches big 🤏
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Beta readers will not catch every mistake you make, so don't feel bad if you don't have one. Sometimes they'll approve weird-ass lines like 'things slipping perverse depravity from his mouth' which, read aloud, takes several tries to make sense. You could've just used 'perverse depravity slipping from his mouth' or simply 'depraved things' as 'perverse' and 'depravity' are synonyms. See? Now I'm getting really autistic.
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Yes, I'm sure your three inch cock is throbbing so hard...within that ugly-ass scab you didn't clean. BTW, Soap is fucking himself on Ghost's filthy boots with pubic hairs on the ground. Disgusting. And no, I don't know anyone who dreams about a three inch cock (so HUGE, man), peeking out of a pooner's T-riddled body.

There's a mention of the Adonis belt, which is more pronounced in men. It can be found in women, but you need 15-20% body fat for that. Men have a more prominent one because of reduced fat and the way their body processes it. The author thought she could make pooner Ghost a Real Dood, but I know better.
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> Thick folds of his foreskin
Not a foreskin, you retarded little autist. Can't even get the proper kind, ffs. Anyways, I'd like you to know that Ghost got Soap to 'choke' on his fingers - which will inevitably be longer and thicker than that 'thick' roided out clit these retards call a cock. How can it be 'arched and straining' when it's stuck underneath the clitoral hood? The clitoris is NOT A FUCKING PENIS, YOU FUCK

Also, I hope someone cleans up those spit-soaked pubes on the floor. Someone get me a mop and a vacuum.
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Look at these lil doods picking each other up and throwing each other around...when they can't even beat the weakest men in grip strength tests, lmao.

I am once again asking that beta readers do better. "Gliding under the moon in the middle of a forest" - well you aren't really gliding, because the trees would be blocking the moonlight and you'd be tripping on undergrowth. Unless you mean a 'field in the middle of the forest' or a 'clearing in the middle of the forest'? Damn fucking right this is mystical; your three inch dick ain't shit to actual gay men. They'd laugh at you until you have a mental breakdown.

Never thought I'd read Soap having Lizzo's vagina, but hey, anything is possible. Also, 'proud' and 'slight' are two words you don't want to use together. If you have a 'proud' dick, that shit is gonna show. If you have a T-dick, it's going to be 'slight'. Nice clockable language there, dood.
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Yes, do tell me how you're going to achieve that with a three inch penis. Tell me how one pooner is going to fill up another with equipment even your basic Korean woman would laugh at. The casual admission Ghost is actually a virgin because no one wants to fuck a T-dick is rather telling, don't you think?

Now, when I say this shit gets worse...it gets worse. I abused the highlighter function due to how ridiculous this gets.
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Yes, the vagina can do some magical things once it's properly aroused. However, on T, it just so happens to dry out so badly it starts bleeding and cracking. That's one thing you will never read in these fics - it would destroy the fantasy. Pooners love to gatekeep the realities of their 'healthcare' so I'll leave you with these hate facts so you'll never be fooled again.

I'd also like to reiterate that, on average, the 'T-dick' only gets 1-2 inches long. That's not including girth, which isn't that much bigger. I use three inches because I'm feeling generous, and even with metoidioplasty, you get four inches. How does it feel knowing that the smut you're reading features 'dicks' that are smaller than your average Indian man? That's gotta hurt. It also calls into question the 'heavy and throbbing' description, because, earlier in the story, it was 'barely seen' behind those Rapunzel pubes. Heavy and throbbing makes me think eight inches or more; this makes me want to take out the tape measure and channel my inner Korean (I am not Korean).

"Staring up at him like he's something to wonder about" - get a new beta, retard. He's already in wonder staring up at you, while I'm here with the calipers. Time to take some measurements.

You cannot 'gorge (him)self', or make obscene slurping noises on a bit of genitalia women normally laugh at. There's a reason why toys are used. I wouldn't call it a 'life source', I'd call it humiliation.
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Again...how are you choking around a literal micropenis (and it isn't even that!) I've had suckers that have been bigger. I'm sure there's licorice that's bigger, too.

The bit about Ghost taking a big ole whiff of Soap's soaked underwear reminds me of 'Call Me By Your Name' where Elio does the same thing with Oliver's swim trunks. It's fucking weird, AND that underwear has not been washed IN DAYS. I do not care if you are male or female - TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER AND WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR BEFORE DOING THIS. YOU WILL STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN.

I'm also loving the implication that Soap is tinier than Ghost is, even when they're both on T and T dicks roughly get around the same size. Squeezing it just sounds like it hurts, because the roided out clit doesn't have the same network of muscle and nerves as actual dicks do. One would think this would lead to a boot to the face.

(And they still haven't addressed that gaping wound next to Ghost's T-dick that is leaking blood everywhere. Imagine the smell.)
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Pooners really give themselves away when they constantly talk about feeling 'safe'. It's always about safe spaces and checking in with them. Almost as if...they're a fucking woman who never lost that female socialization, and end up sounding more womanly than your stereotypical California Valley Girl. Sucks to suck.
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I'd go stupid, too, because this 'dood' is telling me it's a big and throbbing dick when it's tinier than your average Indian. It wouldn't be 'pretty', it would just look like an embarrassing micropenis because it is one. This isn't just suspension of disbelief, it's requiring you to believe that testosterone actually gives transman penises comparable to those of actual men.

Again with the pubic hair fetish. In your field, I'd worry more about pubic lice than huffing days old musk that would stink to high heaven (and T does make pooners stink). Use some soap (no pun intended) you dirty little bitch.

(And pinching a roided out clit sounds painful. How sexy.)

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"Victory of the violence." What, are you writing Medieval poetry? This doesn't sound as pretty as you think it does.

Now, time for some T-dick size discourse. We already know that they barely get 3 inches big. So how, exactly, is Ghost 'sheathing himself' inside, when he'd barely penetrate an aroused vagina? The tidbit about 'kiss(ing) the cervix' is a giveaway too, because you have to be pretty long and endowed for that, and have the woman sufficiently aroused so as not to hurt her. Here, this is a microdick barely penetrating a vagina (that's magically dripping, despite years-long usage of T) and we are supposed to believe this pooner is in so deep and is so thick they're nearing the cervix. Even the 'monsterfucker' fandom is more believable and I cannot believe I am saying that.
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These people have not showered in days, mind you. They are still coated in gunpowder, blood, grime, and whatever else they encountered on their mission. AKA they fucking stink. You're huffing BO like an Indian huffing a white woman's scent, buddy. And licking him there like he's a dog? Fucking gross, you better chug that Listerine, asshole.

Ah yes, the 'full access' term when you have a literal micropenis. You know, the thing actual men loathe having and cry over? It sure is easy to take when you are barely larger than your pinky finger.
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This is the first time I've ever heard 'cocklet', and it does not evoke the mental image this retarded pooner wants me to. It's almost embarrassing to read aloud, because no man would have pride in that term. But a pooner fetishizing a man's body that she can never have sure would.

Now, as for the language used, 'milking' the cock here would imply that there's sperm to be had. There isn't, because these are two women. This is a T4T 'breeding' fic with no sperm and no possibility of getting pregnant. It's just flat out stupid to read. The pregnancy thing is merely a fetish, because pooners, despite their hatred of Andrew Tate and men like him, have tradwife fantasies that would make him blush. They'd love nothing more than to be 'bred full and safe' in their little home with the white picket fence. You cannot achieve that with a 3 inch roid clit that does not produce sperm and doesn't even go in all the way. How the fuck are you 'pounding' into someone when you're barely inside?
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Le sigh. This language only works if the one doing the fucking actually has a penis and testicles. You know, male anatomy? Because you're just scissoring with your roid clits, and the 'cum' is vaginal secretion that magically hasn't dried out from all the years of T abuse. How can you possibly mark someone up and 'disfigure' them when that heavy and throbbing penis you claim to have isn't even bigger than your pinky finger? That's what happens when you have autism like me. You notice one thing, then another, and then it all starts going to shit.

I have said this before, and I'll repeat it ad nauseum: describing the vagina as 'hole' is terribly unsexy. When it's two men, it's fine, because the anus is the only hole they are using. Women have four - urethra, vagina, anus, and Bartholin's glands. Words have meaning, and 'hole' is unsexy when 'entrance' will suffice.

As for me? I wouldn't be crying on that roid clit. I'd be crying at the sight of it. Heavy and throbbing my ass.
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It's not a real penis; you will never impregnate anyone. Not even an Indian woman would be fooled by it. Phallic worship exists for a reason, and that is not a phallus. I've seen erasers bigger than that thing you call 'heavy and throbbing'. Pump you full of what? Vagina juice? That's not going to stick?

The 'come inside' sentence is only hot when it involves an actual penis. That is capable of ejaculating sperm. That roid clit isn't connected to any testicles, so who the fuck are you impregnating? 'Breeding' implies use of sperm. You cannot breed if you are both effectively sterile, try the fuck again.

Ah yes, three inches being 'fully inside'. Again, there are erasers bigger than that.
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What fucking load? That shit ain't gonna stick! It's gonna slip right out because it isn't the same consistency.

"Get all kinds of things inside him" - Well, knowing the roid clit is 1-2 inches on average, you're gonna need a bigger dildo.

This is one of the weirdest smut fics I've ever read, totally delusional. Lots of talk about pubes and breeding, despite neither producing sperm. My suspension of disbelief has been nuked from orbit.
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BTW the open wound was bleeding the entire time, large enough to need stitches, and there are still pubes on the bathroom floor. Meaning their bed is going to be coated in blood, pus, pubes and T-orgasm. I hope there's enough Oxi-clean to get the stains out.

Okay, with that done (boy was that a slog), here are some responses.

Heart attack chunk praises this work of art:
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We've got some Big Brain Energy here:
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Everyone loves a good breeding kink with sterile people:
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Well, since we're on that big brain trend, here's how other trans men talk about their penis size.
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And what does T to the vagina? I'll let this paper explain it.
In the absence of estrogen, vaginal epithelial cell proliferation slows, and the epithelium becomes thinner and more fragile, leading to dryness, irritation, and dyspareunia (pain during intercourse) (Pessina et al., 2006; Perrone et al., 2009; Baldassarre et al., 2013). Decreased estrogen in the post-menopausal period is also associated with reduced glycogen deposition and, combined with reduced epithelial proliferation and turnover, results in a marked reduction in the availability of free glycogen in the mucosa (Mirmonsef et al., 2015). Potentially due to reduced glycogen availability, the vaginal microbiome post-menopause is significantly less likely to be dominated by lactobacilli, and instead is more likely to be colonized with a unique, diverse microbiota. This microbiota has some overlap with molecular BV in the EDV (e.g., Prevotella, Gardnerella, Dialister), but is clearly distinct, with higher abundance and prevalence of genera such as Streptococcus, Corynebacterium, Finegoldia, Peptoniphilus, Anaerococcus, and Bifidobacterium and lower abundance of BV-associated genera Atopobium, Sneathia, and Megasphaera (Brotman et al., 2014; Mirmonsef et al., 2014; Shen et al., 2016; France et al., 2020). The importance of estrogen in shaping the vaginal microbiome is underscored by the effects of local or systemic estradiol-based hormone replacement therapy post-menopause, which restores lactobacilli dominance, decreases vaginal pH, and alleviates symptoms of vaginal fragility (Brotman et al., 2014; Shen et al., 2016). In TDV, testosterone therapy has been shown to thin the epithelium, with histological evaluation revealing lowered cell proliferation, loss of the intermediate and superficial strata, and reduced glycogen deposition compared to pre-menopausal EDV (Baldassarre et al., 2013). Recently published data indicates that TDV tissue has elevated levels of inflammation, edema, collagen fibrosis, and granulation tissue (Schardein et al., 2021). Transmasculine individuals on testosterone therapy frequently experience symptoms of vaginal atrophy similar to those of the post-menopausal state, including dryness, irritation, bleeding with vaginal penetration (sex or medical examination), and dyspareunia (Peitzmeier et al., 2014; Potter et al., 2015). These symptoms can have a substantial impact on quality of life, and as such some tM individuals opt for topical estriol or estradiol administered directly to the vaginal mucosa via cream, a ring, or tablets (Santen, 2015). While local estrogen-based therapy to treat vaginal atrophy is included in multiple trans care guidelines, the efficacy of this approach has not been documented in tM (Deutsch, 2016; Obedin-Maliver and de Haan, 2017; Bourns, 2020).
 
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Don't people realise that they don't have to write Harry Potter fanfiction?
Nobody's forcing them - just look for a new, more accepting fandom, or an author who loves to suck off trannies in their free time.

This shit is beyond me.

But then again, I'm a heathen and fandom-hopper which is probably worse than one of the seven sins. Every 1-2 years I find a new hyperfixation until the next one comes around.
They love the series, the lore, the characters, the world that JK Rowling has created. Because unlike many of the 'creators' nowadays, she managed to awaken their creativity, curiosity, and desire to create rather than destroy. Far outside of the source material, she has managed to create a world with just enough to be both soil and scaffolding: a Minecraft sandbox with all the tools needed to do as much or as little on top of what's provided as these writers could ever want.

In short, HP could easily become a fanfic writer's wet dream. The same is happening in the written roleplay sphere as well. New fan content is being created and engaged with long after her supposed cancellation because no matter how much they despise the author('s mean words), they can't deny the fact that her work stands on its own. So much so they cannot divorce themselves from it. But the doctrine looks down on the divorce of author and art, so they must profuse their hatred of her to the masses before sticking their hands into the wizardry jar.

Star Wars bent over backwards to entice the exact same audience, continue to pander to them, and has managed to only scratch the surface when it comes to fan activity beyond hashtags on Xitter. This is because the audience's love is borrowed/bought, but these same people genuinely love properties like Harry Potter. It's why its had such staying power in the face of all the cult worship and naysayers.
 
Reading through pooner fics is really what cements the fact autoandrophilia is a thing. The behavior might be different because of sex differences and people's bias when reading that behavior. But the motivations are actually quite similar. And I'm tired of pretending they're not. Just swap out talking about a "feminine" cock with a "masculine" pussy. Porn brain and fetishism.

I also get unnecessarily frustrated when these people don't even lampshade the fact the last thing on the mind of soldiers after battle/op and being injured is sex. They're exhausted, dirty, and usually in a bad mental state. Being clean and sleeping is likely the highest priority. If you're popping a boner during these it's time for a psyche check. Porn is fantasy but it annoys me because it's just another thing they don't understand about the world and considering they're trannies it's obvious they have poor judgement when it comes to differentiating between guilty pleasure fantasies and real life anyway.
 
I also get unnecessarily frustrated when these people don't even lampshade the fact the last thing on the mind of soldiers after battle/op and being injured is sex. They're exhausted, dirty, and usually in a bad mental state. Being clean and sleeping is likely the highest priority. If you're popping a boner during these it's time for a psyche check.
I've read enough soldiers' memoirs to know that, yes, their highest priorities immediately post-battle, especially if they've been in combat for a while, are sleep, food, and cleanliness. Sex is saved for when they're home or in a rear area where they're not likely to get into immediate combat. Now, it's true in the old days that soldiers who'd just captured a city tended to rape any woman they could get their hands on, but that wasn't about the sex, it was about venting their rage and displaying their power. Not exactly the stuff of romance novels unless your brain is wired in a really scary way, like you said.

I still cringe violently every time someone mentions that scene from a that one Sarah J Maas book (I think it was her) where some couple decides that a tent surrounded by wounded soldiers in the middle of a military encampment is the best place to get their hump on, and she specifically mentions how his sex noises drown out the cries of the injured men all around them. I have no idea how anyone could even remotely consider having sex like that in the middle of active suffering, nor why she thought it'd be sexy to write about it.
 
Done in honour of @soft breathing - this drink's for you.
The 'rapunzel pubes' fucking murdered me, I love you so much for this review lmao. :heart-full:

This is one of the weirdest smut fics I've ever read, totally delusional. Lots of talk about pubes and breeding, despite neither producing sperm. My suspension of disbelief has been nuked from orbit.
Never forget that being trans isn't a fetish. For some reason every tranny writing fanfiction just makes it sound like one. Weird.


So is there a COD pooner sex fic where they're fucking because of the old-timey "sacked a city, gotta get my rape on" drive? Would be fascinating
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I hate myself. But I'll see what I can find and post a 'best of' of other things I come across while doing so.

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Ghost has his period. I'm on page one and I'm done. I'm so fucking done.

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Look, mum, I'm on AO3.
"dog hybrid soap" / "cat hybrid ghost"
alrighty then, no thank you.

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NO THANK YOU. There's way too fucking many of these and I refuse to post more or even look into it.
I had no clue that Pooners have a period-blood-fetish and I regret learning about this.

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This should not be a tag.

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Ghost is fucking Soap's corpse. You read that right.
Those people should be on a fucking list.

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Yeah, I bet in real life, if a gay man wants to fuck another man and finds out it's a Pooner, they don't mind - as long as the dildo they're using is their favourite colour.

Okay, I made it through 10 pages of tranny-Simon fanfics and I'm done.
I'm too weak, I can't read any more of the tags/summaries; it's repetitive and terrible.

Sadly couldn't find the Pooner fic you were looking for. *sigh*
 
Man, I've said it before, but people on AO3 are SO weird about period fic. Pooner period fics are all over the place, but a fic where a normal woman character has a period will get attacked because it's apparently a personal affront to not have her be on birth control.
 
This fanfic isn't really much to the levels of horror of other works posted here, but the highlights include the DeviantArt-esque self-insert OC, the random mix of series being crossed-over, ALL CAPS for the warnings (even though tags exist on AO3 for this reason), and the writer asking not to harass him on social media or in the comments section:

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This one is a long one, so buckle up and get ready for a long spoiler. This is another T4T fic, but this one has the added bonus of being ABO. I'll let the tags speak for themselves. Link to fic. Archive.
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As it says in the tags, this is an ABO story, which takes the unorthodox position of making Jayce the omega and Viktor the alpha. In this universe, regardless of fandom, the omega is helpless to their 'heats' like they're a feral cat/dog, and must be fucked by their resident alpha - aka the one who has all the rights in the world - in order to be 'normal'. They normally take suppressants to hide their 'scent'. Along with this weird anatomy, Viktor has both a functioning cock and vagina.

Now, that said, knowing that Jayce fits the bill of a second-class citizen...how does he not know what heats are? He's an intelligent man, spends his time around a lot of people, and probably knows other omegas who go through theirs. There will probably be literature on it. So what's the deal? Oh, right, for the plot.
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This fic has been beta read by at least two people, and neither of them catch these simple mistakes. Much like the pube Rapunzel fic, there are certain sentences that do not make sense that clearly passed under the nose of these 'editors'.

PS - you don't know your own body if you know you're an omega and don't know what a heat is. That's like a woman not knowing what menstruation is despite having access to the Internet.
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You'll notice that Jayce is going to cry and sob a lot - and it gets irritating real fucking quick. These mood swings that occur in omegas are a staple of the fandom, and since they're a stand-in for women, I'll let you decide whether that's offensive or not. Eye-rolling, maybe. But typical of any pooner, Jayce suffers a lot from feeling 'unsafe' and being anxious despite being a Real Dood. One has to wonder why he just can't punch a pervert in the mouth.
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> Teaters
I see what you did there. I do like any description of Viktor being tender, so I'll spare him this. And unlike the pube Rapunzel, despite this being a T4T fic, at least Viktor has a cock. So you at least can suspend some of your disbelief.
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Ladies, don't you hate being driven so crazy by hormones you collapse onto the ground because some hot guy is giving you a lustful look? Funnier in hindsight as Jayce is a woman and it really gives into the stereotype that hot men like Viktor really can get what they want.
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Man, it sucks to be brought to your knees by a beautiful man, doesn't it? Sucks to be a slave to your hormones - and it must suck being a Real Dood and having this happen to you. Just give into those tradwife fantasies, bro.
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Now, unlike Viktor, who packs both a vagina and an actual cock (not a T dick this time, surprisingly, though you'll be mildly surprised at what it actually turns into), Jayce has the roid clit. It's 'so hard' this three inch nub can be found through his pants - and maybe his pubes are trimmed this time, who knows. It's an interesting question to bring up, though: how come trans 'men' have roid clits, but alphas have both functioning sets of genitalia? Why is 'trans' even a thing when the latter is possible?

Don't bother asking questions - just consoom product.
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"Like a whore" simile needs to be retired. Most whores don't moan out of genuine pleasure; they're faking it.

"Doesn't even fucking breath" - Hail St. Floyd!
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I get Jayce is a service top/sweetheat who will always apologize after something has gone wrong, but this is ridiculous. I always hate characters that sob way too much - he sobs TWICE in this screenshot - and he does it more as this goes on. Do you want a fucking tissue? Or do you need some happy pills? Cocaine?
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"My inner omega" reminds me of 'My Inner Goddess' from 50 Shades. I do not think the author would be pleased to be reminded of this; remember, they are way better than some old bint who got famous for writing fanfiction.

If you're also tired of Jayce whining all the fucking time, be my guest. I'm tempted to crush his windpipe.
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He sobs THREE FUCKING TIMES in this screenshot, and it isn't enough to annoy the readers because they're too busy cooming. I will reiterate that I cannot fucking stand characters that cannot, for the life of them, stop crying - it makes me think you're a slave to your emotions. If I want that, I'd just go to the junkie camps in Toronto. When you are 'sobbing desperately' it makes me think snot, wet coughs and red-rimmed eyes - the farthest thing from romantic. Either you need to hit a bong or I'm going to hit you over the head with one.
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> Stated enough
You sure did state that Jayce cried enough.

Jayce doesn't have curly hair, btw. It's always slicked back, and kept short. But who cares? That 'wet bulge' is calling.
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Isn't it funny, regardless of the author and fandom, that every single pooner fic has this admission? They all want to be bent over and fucked by a hot guy. Since they can't get the Chad that they openly despise, they have to make do with fiction, and even there they can't escape that basic instinct. Dudes/cocks stay winning.
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I am once again repeating the simple fact that Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's. Pooners love writing their self-inserts as having 'large hands' when everything else gives it away. In any case - I am glad Viktor's tongue is as long as a horse's, being able to stick it at the back of Jayce's mouth. That's some skill. Sucking on it like a dick too? *whistles*

"Dives into chase after Viktor's chapped lips"? Call your fucking betas, they missed how retarded this sentence sounds.
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Again with that horse tongue. I am impressed, especially with how many times it turns Jayce into George Floyd.

And again with the fucking sobbing. What kind of drugs do you need to shut the fuck up? In *do time indeed.
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Hey, now. Calling someone a 'mutt' is racist. Jayce is NOT Nick Fuentes, thank you very much.
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Yes, you read that right. Viktor is a true hermaphrodite in this, with both a functioning penis and vagina. But unlike a human dick, his is akin to a horse's, in that it goes deeper inside his body and manages to be as red as a dog's. Strange alpha anatomy, if you ask me. I wonder how it works in the author's mind. And you read that right: the penis goes directly above the vagina, presumably with the testicles laying beside the labia. Alphas in this world can possess this trait, but pooners have to have T-dicks...weird, that.
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I'm wondering about the science of this. Almonds have been activated. Are there antagonistic genes at play? Do all trans omegas have a teeny tiny T-dick, or can they have true dicks too? Is it just alphas that have this trait? I have so many questions.
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What 'elegant roles' are these? Couldn't be the ones making you cry all the time, eh?

"Beautiful foreign speech of his" - Just say voice. We already know he's hot.

As stated earlier, Viktor's penis is more like a horse's in this in that the bulk of its length is hidden inside the body. Very interesting anatomy, especially with the 'between his folds' bit. Almonds are once again activated.
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Inner omega = inner goddess, you cannot convince me otherise.

What are these 'buttery smooth walls'? Does the alpha have a cervix, or does it hide more of this horse cock? What hole is Jayce talking about? How did this happen in utero? Academics, please respond
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Interesting word choice, since both parts can ejaculate two different types of come. Why does the penis keep a 'jet' of cum, while the vaginal secretions are 'wet and messy'? How is he ejaculating from two orifices at once?

BTW, tell that 'inner omega' to shut the fuck up and get a drink. Tired of hearing from it.
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Here we go again with the crying - this is three times in a fucking row, four if you counted the very beginning. Imagine the caked on snot.
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Viktor does not have crooked teeth, thank you very much. He has a very slight gap between his front teeth; otherwise, his teeth are fucking perfect. Do not insult my boy like that, you incompetent amateur.
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Believe me, we even get the classic 'porn spread' when it comes to the oral scene in true porn star fashion.
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Every time I read 'curve of fat lips', I'm just going to call it a Lizzo labia. Because you are not giving me the mental image you think you are.

Glad to see Jayce keeps the bush trimmed! He won't get dysphoric over the Rapunzel bush getting cut! Woo hoo!

Not only do we have the classic porn spread, the vulva/vaginal secretions all have a taste and scent like they're a cross between a gingerbread house and a Calvin Klein cologne. And yes, it gets even more in-depth.

> Swollen cock
> Little nub
Pick one, because the former conjures a wildly different image than the latter.
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What hole? Pooners need to be consistent with their anatomy. You will casually use 'cunt', 'fold' and 'lips', but not vagina? Or even entrance? C'mon, man! It isn't sexy!

Again with the fucking sobbing. Calm the fuck down, pony soldier.

Viktor does not have a crooked nose - stop writing him like he's a Jew.

> Pussy and cock
> it's a tiny nub
Lmao
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> Swollen cock
> It's still just a tiny nub
> Author thinks it's sexy
> Repeatedly write it as a 'little cock'
> Still think it's sexy

Ah, the need to be 'stuffed full and used'. That's not a trend I keep seeing, oh no.
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> Small belly
Huh, though he was described as large? Why is a man with large hands and a thick waist described as having a small belly?

Someone needs to tell My Inner Goddess/My Inner Omega that all this 'OMG MY ALPHAAAAAA' makes me think of squealing TikToker. Do not make me get the bleach and funnel. AND STOP FUCKING CRYING, GODDAMIT
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Very nice choice of words. "I hope this man with a huge cock splits me open." Definitely not your typical female fantasy, oh no. The use of 'slippery slide' makes me think 'slip'n'slide', which is not an image you want conjured.

BTW, good sex talk makes or breaks a fic. This ALPHAAA~~~ UWU talk and the 'hng' talk makes me think you are retarded or are having a heart attack. Shut the fuck up, already.
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Damn, you sure did turn that up to 11! I'll be quoting this one in the future, for sure. As will the image of the cervix being slammed, which sounds absolutely painful. Cervical stimulation IS a thing - but this sure isn't. I'd also like to bring up that Viktor actually breaches the cervix and actually starts fucking the uterus.

Apparently, Jayce has not had top surgery as he has fluffy tits bouncing around. A manly man through and through.
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Time to shave or wax. If you can't decide on using pecs - which does conjure up an image of a male chest - then don't use 'breasts'. I don't want to read about hairy tits. Make up your mind whether the dood has zippertits or not.

>Compleatly - lmao

Jayce, along with being a plump little dood with hairy tits, has a vacuum-like vagina. ABO anatomy is wild, yo.
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That's right - he's fucking his uterus now. Don't know how that's possible without terrible bleeding, but whatever. Science, bitch. Get that pussy filled with prick. It's gay sex, yo. And he's still fucking crying.

>Right then in there

Two beta readers, remember.
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Ah yes, nothing like comparing yourself to a porn star, whore, and slut, in that order. Only thing missing are Omega STDs.

> Hungry passages - What, we dealing with a game of 'Hungry Hungry hippos'? What 'puckered hole' are we fucking? We're past the vagina now; we're fucking the uterus. You aren't just 'rutting like dogs', you're basically having monsterfucker sex. The fuck, man.

AND. STOP. FUCKING. CRYING. I am about to spray this man with a fire extinguisher to get him to shut up. You'll be crying once you get a whiff of my white stuff, motherfucker.

Right, this one is super long, and I'm going to have to come back to it later as I've got a migraine coming on. Believe me - it keeps going, and it doesn't get better. Have a drink in the meantime - you'll need it.

Edit: as promised, here is the second half. Hope you got your drink in.
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Someone needs to tell this girl to fix her sex dialogue. Once you start with the MMHM HNNG and MMNG it makes me think you're choking on a spoon. I've only seen it used correctly a few times - and that was with actually good dialogue.

Now, this author cannot decide whether she wants to use 'pussy' or 'cunt' or 'hole', because 'hole' is absolutely unsexy. Pooners love using this because it won't remind them of their female anatomy, but don't seem to think the mental image of their roid clit being three inches will make people laugh. Make use of that as you will.

Indeed, Jayce. I just fucking can't, either. "Fuck that it's let me feel it" - nice work, beta readers!
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We have established that Viktor is capable of fucking the uterus itself with his literal horse/dog cock, and that all that cum makes Jayce's womb have the consistency of a water balloon. I get you want to sound sexy with the belly bulge and giant cock tag, but come on. When you start conjuring mental images like that, I start laughing.
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I'd cry too if my womb was moving like a water balloon because a man's cum was so thick with the consistency of a milk shake. You'd think their birth rate would sky rocket with this kind of structural anatomy. Or why trans men would even exist if they could have both sets of anatomy.

Plus, no matter how hard you try to write the clitoris as a 'dick', the minute you use 'small nub', I know what it is. It ain't a dick, and the best you'll get is the mental image of a micropenis. Well done.
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> Perfect pussy
> Work his hole around
You already used pussy. Why use hole in the next sentence if the former does not bother you?

Interesting how scent glands in this fic have all the scents of your local Starbucks. Do they have pumpkin spice for the autumn, by any chance?
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Everything you have done so far is fucking stupid, Jayce. You've been crying this whole time and are a literal cockslut. Literally, that's your only character trait. It isn't 'weird' that you're getting upset - those are just your inferior omega hormones talking. Only alphas are the rational ones.
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Wow, what sexy sex talk. "mmmfuck". did you just eat a scrumptious dinner, or are you mumbling because the Lakers lost?

> Weeping hole

Which one? All of them should be crying by now.
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> Mnng
Are you choking on that bit of licorice again, son?

> His inner omega
His inner goddess clearly went to talk to the manager.
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Viktor just told you that he loved you. That's about as open and honest as you can get. However, Jayce is that fucking autistic he can't read social cues or understand an open confession. What are his SAT scores?
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I am about to lobotomize this character based on how many times he's going to cry, how many times he has cried, and how many times he's sobbed. I'm out of sympathy points here.

Now, I don't much care for the 'literal use of language', but swallowing someone's tongue is quite a feat. Sentences like 'holding your head in your hands' gets nitpicked (sometimes) because it makes one think you physically ripped off your head (only to major autists, though), but this is oddly specific. It's rather funny.
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Did the beta readers not catch this? C'mon man. Rookie mistake.
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Someone is gonna need a bigger mop.
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So, in this universe, there are trans men with full breasts - and hairy ones to boot - that magically do not suffer dysphoria despite 'alphas' possessing the true penises while they have the roid clit. It's something I've pondered over reading this. You know your smut is not that great when I'm looking at it from a clinical view.

Jayce still being anxious at this makes me roll my eyes. Stop being a autistic pooner, Jayce. Be a Real Man.
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Yep, just a casual anal fingering. I guess the omega anal slick doesn't exist here? Because usually it does. ABO anatomy is weird; I'll have to post a HOTD fic with it here someday.
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Only thing I liked about this fic is Viktor's purring. Small, trivial, but a character as handsome as him doing that? Winner. Sadly it can't save anything else.
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Lmao, fat. Jayce in these fics is supposed to be 6'2, but as he's made a pooner, his 'size' only makes me think he's fat. Lil chubster right here.
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And it's just a wee nub. Words have meaning, and let's be honest, fanfic is only successful because of big cocks. No more no less. Anything smaller than that is worthy of mockery.
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Never thought someone's cum would have the same consistency of a Starbuck's coffee, but here we are. First it was Calvin Klein cologne and now this. Very interesting choice of words.
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"Yeah I'm...yea" - My reaction to this fic
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You just used 'again' twice. Someone call your beta and give them a whipping from me, mmkay?
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That's right, people: Jayce could have avoided all of this by using DEODERANT. REMEMBER TO SPAY AND WASH YOUR POONERS SO THEY DO NOT GET ASSAULTED.
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Two weeks of nothing but sex? Guess it's possible when you have a horse cock Vaush would lust over. There aren't many smut fics as long as this one, thankfully, but this one made me wonder about the intricacies of the anatomy more than anything else. The excessive sobbing, the uterine penetration, and the belly bulge with a consistency of a water balloon - all of it makes for a smorgasbord of 'what the fuck did I just read?' Luckily, I'm here to help. Now you'll be wondering, like me, whether an alpha's dick is the true dick or whether the roid clit is the inferior one. Many such questions. I wonder if our author has an answer.

Here was a review for this fic. "Deliciously disgusting" is not the word I'd use - not with the water balloon imagery.
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I have decided to revisit the fic, 'The Sinister Seed', the trans man Viktor fic written by a transman who was a sea horse dad. To reiterate the story so far: Jayce desperately wants to be a dad, has hetero-upsetero sex with Viktor, who is actually a woman, and increasingly comes of as an unhinged psychopath ready to threaten rape because his baby booty dream (the shoes, to clarify) didn't come true. He's a recovering alcoholic and suffers from mood disorders. Doesn't like being called a child by Camille. I stopped at Chapter 5, and will continue on to Chapter 6. They will come in increments as the story itself is not a one-shot but a multi-chaptered fic.

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Yes, it is creepy to stare at a random woman's stomach over a pregnancy you helped end. Your body was not the one gestating it; why are you, a man, getting offended on a woman's behalf? You're just an emotionally stable and nice guy, right (something the authors stressed and have repeatedly stressed)?
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Ah, there's that classism! You could've picked another diner. You chose the trash heap with the shit music, you know.

Now, in case you haven't noticed, Jayce here is a wee bit autistic - read, a lot. He has trouble understanding social cues and he's the autist that cannot fucking control his emotions. He needs to be tard wrangled all the time. I would also like to bring up that, in a fit of rage and misunderstanding, he deleted all the personal emails on Viktor's computer. Such a nice guy.
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> Says she doubts Viktor would really not want to see him
> Jayce comes right out and gives a solid reason why he doesn't want to see him
> Is not confronted or actually scolded about this

They weren't 'business deals'; Jayce thought Viktor was cheating. What Viktor was doing was actually helping Sky - the token black girl who's only used for diversity points here. And who is insulted along with every other woman in existence when Jayce says 'sex with women doesn't count'. Since Viktor is a trans man, it means the black girl was fucking a pooner. Transracial mixing, whodathunkit?
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I love how Caitlyn immediately takes Jayce's side despite that foul comment he made just a sentence earlier. He thought Viktor was cheating based on nothing, violated his personal boundaries, physically threatened him, and destroyed his property. AKA a token abuser. Viktor is only staying by him because he's the quintessential cucked pooner; despite their insistence that they are 'True and Honest' men, they can't ever stand up to real men. And it shows.
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Jayce's mood swings are legendary at this point. He goes from being overly chipper to being deflated, to being accusatory to suspicious. Someone tard wrangle this man before he shoots up a favela.
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> Doesn't like pigs
> Is fucking someone comparable to Spec-Ops, and is a literal blue blood
> Does not note the irony

Oh, I forgot: Jayce, despite saying how much he loves Viktor, actually hates Viktor's accent, his language, and his people. A literal racist. This comment on how Viktor actually wants to help better the lives of Zaunites gives an air of, 'fuck them niggers, they ain't shit'. Vi has the right to be pissed; he basically called her, her people, and Viktor by association, human pieces of shit.
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Yeah I can't imagine why you're losing friends with your Piltovan History X comments.
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Viktor hiding his conversations with Sky shows me that he didn't trust Jayce enough to tell him he was helping her escape an abusive marriage. If Jayce was actually kind, he'd understand and even help out himself. The fact he assumed Viktor was fucking around and calling divorce lawyers on him shows his suspicious and volatile nature. He does all this shit and wonders why Viktor is growing cold towards him. Love is only reciprocated if you are worthy of it.
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He can't. You'd just destroy his shit - just like you destroyed his personal property.
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Yeah, I can't imagine why with how fucking disgusting Jayce is. The minute he destroyed those emails should have been met with a wine bottle to the head. Try asking next time, Jackass Jayce.
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Wait until you find out what these 'ingredients' really are. You'll want to bash Jayce's face in with a brick.
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Wanna take a guess as to what that 'powder' is? Because Jayce is such a nice guy and all.
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How typical that the Nice Guy doesn't want to do dishes. But on a serious note, that line has a sinister connotation, and you'll find out why.
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Did nothing wrong, you say? Jayce just did the following:
> Assume Viktor was cheating
> Deleted all his personal files from his computer
> Physically confronted him
> Made Viktor miscarry due to stress

Yeah. "A rocky patch".
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Didn't know the vagina was like an iron, ready to smooth some clean clothes. Bet you could boil an egg in that pooner snatch.

And yes, if you haven't noticed, Jayce just drugged Viktor with a bunch of his pills. Enough to not only drug him, but kill him too. However, the aphrodisiacal effects and the wooziness makes me think he added some Viagra and GHB (date rape drug) in there too. That's right: our loving husband just drugged his beloved pooner so he could baby-trap him via rape.
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"Yeah I just casually banged your head against the doorframe despite you being disabled...it's cool though, I'm a nice guy."
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What a nice joke, pretending to drop someone. You wouldn't mind if I 'pretended' to load this shotgun, now would you?
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He worships the ground he walks on so fucking much, he decided to fucking drug him for rape. And he's checking the contents of his underwear to make sure there's enough cervical fluid so he's 'fertile'. God I want this man to die.
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No, motherfucker, raping your loved one will not fix anything. Hope you burn in hell.
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So not only has he been hiding wine bottles, he's also been hoarding drugs just to rape Viktor. I wonder how the authors are planning to spin his redemption arc.
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That's an incredibly unrealistic reaction - from both parties - on hearing that someone had a miscarriage. It's just so cheery it comes off as inhumane. Of course, we know Jayce is saying it because he just raped Viktor and he's gloating about it to a woman who doesn't know. I wonder what will happen once she finds out? Will she give him a slap on the wrist? A lecture?
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"We're going to have a baby! BTW, did you know that it was conceived through rape? You can thank me for that. Aren't I the nicest guy ever?"
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Interesting how Jayce knew which 'dad' to rape just to impregnate. He didn't rape another man. He happened to rape a 'man with a vagina' because all they're good for is getting pregnant. There's something there I'm missing, clearly.

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I will only give this story a winning review if Viktor goes Lorena Bobbitt on this motherfucker. Make him choke on that rapist dick.
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You will be seeing more of these 'female problems' in the next chapter, because trans men love reminding us how they are totally not female. Anyways, enjoy their repeated insistence that they are True and Honest Men with their tradwife rape porn.
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> Be a trans man
> Only be used for your female reproductive organs (that magically still work)
> Be drugged and raped (like over 80% of them)
> Do not think this is projection or damning of your community
> Insert characters that would not do this into your twisted fantasy
> ???
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You deserve worse than that for raping your significant other, you absolute piece of shit. If the authors wanted to make me hate Jayce, well done. Of course, the victim being a pooner is the real cherry on top. It happens so often it's almost comical at this point.
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A True and Honest Man would've fought back, just saying. You're just a weak lil pooner who's a victim of gaslighting. Sucks to suck (and very on the nose).
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Jayce thought Viktor was cheating on him, so he invaded his personal space, deleted his files, and proceeded to wreck his shit and then rape him just to get that baby he so desires. If this sounds like something that belongs on a True Crime channel/podcast, you're dead right. If this were your usual heterosexual fic, it'd be horrifying. It's somehow liberating when it involves a pooner, though, and it's written by a pooner who supposedly went through it, so...enjoy the talk of gender dysphoria next chapter.
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Oh yes, he loves you so dearly he just nearly overdoses you with your pain pills to impregnate you via rape. What a swell guy!
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Must be those female parts you try so hard to pass off as male. I'm surprised all those years of T didn't fry it.
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Oh, honey. Ain't nothing gonna save you now.

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Love bombing and gaslighting, name a better duo. If a character is admitting their relationship is tense and awkward, then it isn't the loving, devoted relationship you think it is and are trying to sell the audience as. Viktor knows Jayce is volatile; a moody alcoholic who spies on him and generally makes his life a living hell. Of course, the bigger issue is how the author is going to spin this: will this have a happy ending, or something else?

Of course, Viktor the trans man gets deeply triggered at menstruation. Despite being on T for 10 years - long enough for one to get a hysterectomy - he still gets his period. While it's nice to see he stopped T after discovering he was pregnant, that fetus was going to be testosterone poisoned anyways because it was unplanned. Who knew gay sex could lead to pregnancy?
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Guess he had cancer, too, which makes it even worse. As sickly and as thin as Viktor is, getting pregnant even while on T is a recipe for disaster. Women would be told to put on some weight; a pooner can just keep guzzling T no problem and they're allowed to keep their kids.

Also, the irony of Viktor being mad at Jayce's sidepiece while he wonders about fidelity in his relationship is not lost on me. Imagine the 'gay guy' going for a nigress. That has to hurt. No niggers in slash!
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Such a manly thing! Having cravings while on your period! Heckin' validating, dood!
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Jayce is 100% an emotional manipulator and as much as I want to say Viktor is being manipulated, he's also smart enough to detect tension in this relationship as well as noticing his body isn't feeling up to par. His natural skepticism has been replaced with 'I will believe anything he says' and 'I will prioritize his feelings over mine' which, ironically, is very female coded. Women have to make sure their men don't get too mad or else they'll be losing teeth. I don't think the author is aware that's a clockable offense.

"But knew making the blueprints for others to follow better suit his intelligence" - Someone get their beta, they were fucking lacking here.
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He's aware something is wrong, yet refuses to act on it anyways. So Jayce won't get upset. Very female-coded!
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Ironic, because Jayce is doing the same thing and he is 100% oblivious to it.
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"Yeah I had a lesbian relationship with a black chick all the way back in high school. I'm a man now and I graduated to Cubans, so what's the big deal?" Jayce bringing out his inner Trujillo, I see. It really is Piltovan History X.
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Yes, you are. You woke up groggy after sleeping in for SEVERAL DAYS and noticed your beloved husband was acting cagey. It's not like Jayce is being subtle about it either; Viktor also hasn't noticed that his pills have gone missing, too. I assume the author just forgot about it as she did other details.
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If your husband is having a mental breakdown because you talked to a friend, it's time to leave. That's a red flag right there, especially when he knows the context of it. Jayce bringing out his inner Cuban supremacist, I see.
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"My husband is sobbing his eyes out despite being a controlling, emotionally abusive prick on the phone! I will ignore my self-preservation instincts because of my desire to not hurt his feelings!"

A real Dood would've just left, or got into a fist fight. Not downplay the drama. Again, a very feminine trait!
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Why is Viktor concerned about Jayce's finances? He's a wealthy man on his own, and he has his family name to boot. Caitlyn is also insanely wealthy; he doesn't need her money. If Viktor is aware Jayce has a volatile mood, he's pretty much asking for it at this point.

Case in point: Jayce being very concerned about Viktor's menstrual cycle because he wants that baby so badly. That's not a red flag at all. No sir.
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Because it is. Everything Jayce does is demeaning. Now, the question is: is Vi going to push his shit in, or Caitlyn?
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I'd tell you to pack up your shit and leave, but the obsession with shoving Jayce's feelings over Viktor's own is, again, very female coded. The author says this has also happens, so is this a tale of a pooner being baby trapped? 🤨Now I am curious.

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Lmao, fat. Guess he's not spending enough time in the forge to work off that beer gut. That ain't a dad bod, that's a rape bod.
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Normally I'd give a pass to these stories because manipulation comes in various forms. But this is just downright insulting; Viktor is a very intelligent person. He would pick up on these clues, inconsistencies, and more, and wonder if the pain wasn't coming from inside the house. Now he realizes that two of his tires were slashed despite them being fine the night before, and he's fully aware that his husband is a paranoid BPD nightmare. Instead, we're being gaslight with these red herrings, which don't really fool anyone unless you're part of the same clique as this author is.
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I'd be very suspicious if my husband acted that chipper over my stating that my vehicle has been vandalized. Viktor has been offered clues from the get-go, but has refused to take any of them seriously. Even a local trailer park mom would be suspicious if hubby didn't want to examine the car himself.
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Jayce has been acting 'off' for a while, and Viktor constantly notes it yet refuses to do anything about it. A normal person - read: intuitive, which Viktor actually is - would conclude something is off about this guy. The casual statement of 'blueberries for my babies' would also be a dead giveaway - along with the bizarre uterine cramping out of nowhere.
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Yes, Jayce took his phone. Probably deleted all his shit like he did with his laptop, as all loving couples do.
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Gotta love this gaslighting.
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How about no? If I had a husband that went through my private emails based on a misunderstanding and deleted them all, has hissy fits over talking to friends over a bad divorce, and acted cagey when inquired about my personal belongings, that boy is getting investigated. This is just permitting bad behaviour because you don't want to be a bother - very female behaviour.
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That's not weird at all. Not creepy at all, either.

The fact Viktor needs a therapist to process his emotions when pooners all have a degree of mental illness or some other is way too fucking accurate. True to life, one might say, and funnier than what the author intends. Out of the mouths of babes.

The admission Jayce is a borderline, psychotic scrote should've been a warning. Those people are disasters in the making. I am having a hard time sympathizing with Viktor when you willingly marry these pieces of shit. They will never change; your suffering is their high. Don't fuck crazy.
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Despite the admission Jayce is not a car guy, and that he's a borderline personality psycho, Viktor doesn't assume foul play. In fact, later on, he assumes Renata Glasc had something to do with it:
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Why are you being targeted? You've had no problems until hubby dearest started crying over wanting a kid. His mood swings, his volatile behaviour, all of that points to him vs an unknown assailant. Jayce also just admitted he's shit with cars. That's basically pointing the finger at him, but Viktor is too dumb to see it.
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A few nights in a hotel room is cheaper than a brand new car. Go crash at Caitlyn's if you're so worried.
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My man got a warning from the most trustworthy person and still decided to marry that fuck anyways. Pooners really are low IQ.
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Yeah, about that: Jayce conveniently forgot.
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Do I need a bell to ring next to this blind motherfucker's ear? This is a psychopath who wants to baby trap you; all the signs are there that he's fucking unhinged and you care more about his FEELINGS and MISUNDERSTANDING. Talk about being dumbed down for the shitfic, holy shit. My man is a literal genius and could probably tell you what kind of breakfast you had this morning and your mood if you didn't have it.

BTW, you are a girl, Viktor. It shows in your mannerisms and in the fact Jayce only sees you as a babymaker. He wouldn't do this with another man - and if you were a man, you'd probably be a lot more blunt in announcing your objections. Trans men can never escape the doormat accusation, now can they?
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Oh, for fuck's sake.

One more thing. Craig, who has been featured here before, is now fine with cats getting cooked by Haitians. Keep that in mind whenever her friends get brought up - I'll be sure to mention it every time.
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I'm going to try and finish The Sinister Seed, and then move on to other fics of note. Let's see how this Misery, Trans Edition turns out.
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Not once has Viktor ever questioned these episodes or noticed that they're abnormal. Like I said before, I'd give this a pass to someone who isn't used to this or is genuinely naïve, but Viktor is an intelligent person. He'd notice small things like his pills going missing or things being askew on his desk. Pooner Viktor just goes along with it because he doesn't want to anger his BPD husband.
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This is another problem: Viktor is easily manipulated. Canon Viktor would see right through this display and wonder why you're love bombing him; pooner Viktor just goes along with it because he thinks it's genuine love. He's so concerned about others, and not himself; and he can't even take Jayce's threats seriously, even when he's doing it right to his face.

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It's also early in the morning for the effects of the pills to wear off. That's one plot hole I noticed never got resolved. Jayce took ALL of Viktor's pills and put them in his drink (a glass of apple juice, if you recall) and he never noticed the taste or suffered any kind of overdose. He never noticed the change in said pills, or the side effects of such a high dosage. But hey, hubby is horny and you're there to suck dick, so why would you ever question it?
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Viktor has been given multiple warnings regarding Jayce's behaviour, and yet dismissed them all because he feared angering him. That's a red flag in of itself. He knew Jayce was emotionally volatile and a man-baby, yet still married him anyways. It's like picking a polar bear to be your pet and then acting surprised when one day it rips your arm off. There is some self-awareness here, such as Viktor admitting the signs were always there, but he frequently dismisses them because he has no sense of self preservation. I am past the point of pitying him, and wondering when he's eventually going to get killed.
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Ah, there's that classic gaslighting. Despite such open evidence, Viktor STILL thinks Jayce is doing nothing wrong. This boy isn't just gaslit to hell, he's full-on retarded. C'mon, man! Use that brain of yours! Stop crying and LEAVE.
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Always safety with these fucking pooners. A real circuit queen would've slashed Jayce's tires instead.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. Always with the self-blame and victimhood! Love how Viktor throws away all his intelligence and intuitiveness for whatever the fuck this drama is. Keep prioritizing men's feelings, you wee pooner! See how it's turned out so far? Pretty shit, eh?
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This is another red flag Viktor should've taken seriously: Vi and Caitlyn not knowing about Jayce's emotional volatility. Well, correction: Caitlyn DID know, she just assumed he had grown out of it. Clearly, he hadn't, and now it's going to be up to her and Vi to save Viktor. As for Viktor himself, well. He put himself in that situation.
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Fucking hell...all that shit and he doesn't want to piss off the hubby. A real gay man would've gotten the shotgun and started blasting or called the local drag queen. Real recognizes real! They wouldn't tolerate that shit. But it is amusing to see that Viktor (somewhat) realizes that Jayce has only ever seen him as an object to be pitied, rather than a full human being. One could say that's a clockable offense, because a gay man wouldn't tolerate that shit.
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> Says he needs to think rationally
> Has not once thought rationally throughout this entire story
> Continues to make excuses for a shitty man's behaviour
> Thinks 'I can fix him'
> Generally acts like the woman he is in the worst ways

Asshole can't even become Lorena Bobbitt. I'd have a lot more respect for Viktor if he did.
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Mel makes her first appearance and I already love her. It's too bad her good will here will be thrown aside for what Jayce has in plan for our dear pooner.
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If you're thinking, "Is this man finally coming to terms that he's married a fucking psycho and will finally take the steps he needs to leave?" you'd be forgiven for being so optimistic. Viktor continues to delude himself that Jayce would never do this, despite multiple eureka moments. It's insulting at this point.
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Viktor's first mistake was falling asleep instead of leaving that night. You'll see the consequences of this mistake soon enough.
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Ah, and there's the eureka moment - right after your home got turned into Ryker's Island. Hope you're happy with all these shitty decisions, lil pooner! The real Viktor would never make such rookie mistakes.
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It's called 'borderline personality disorder', and despite multiple warnings and obvious signs, you're just now acting surprised that the lion ate your face. Sorry I don't have any tissues or tears to spare, wee pooner, because you pretty much asked for this to happen.

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I'm just amazed Viktor never noticed how groggy he was after 'fun sex' with Jayce, or, most importantly, how his medicine kept going missing. Little things like that. Or how he suddenly started getting a period despite ten years on T. Not very inquisitive, is he?
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Ah, the classic 'if you kill your enemies, they win' mentality'. Shut the fuck up; violence is always necessary when the situation calls for it. This is one of them.

"His husband was a logical man" - Oh for the love of - these fucking authors LOVE insulting their audience. No, the textual evidence shows that Jayce is NOT a 'logical man', because logical men don't fucking rape their unconscious partners in order to baby trap them. So fucking logical he couldn't decide on adoption. Real fucking logical.

And for the last time, Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's - they're actually around the same size. Pooner Viktor has wee hands because you gotta keep that 5'2 frame.
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It's also not healthy for the mother to be constantly stressed during said pregnancy, because that increases the risk of miscarriage. Jayce is so smart he's going to lock up his potential seahorse baby momma inside a house for nine months without medical care or an adequate diet like he's a goddamn imam, and expect the child to come out nice and healthy. Viktor also hasn't stopped T during this, btw.
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> He's never been violent to me in the past
> Oh but he's emotionally volatile and has borderline personality disorder, that's no big deal
> Hey, why is the leopard eating my face?

Again with the Rapunzel pubes. Pooners really don't like trimmed bushes, now do they?
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Oh for fuck's sake. Not only is your 'logical' husband a paranoid fuck who installed security cameras inside your own house, he's also mad that Viktor is talking to black women. Piltovan History X remains undefeated; Jayce can't taper down that Cuban supremacy. He's sounding a bit like Steven Crowder.
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The spotting out of nowhere didn't give it away? The weird grogginess after spending time with your dear husband? Man, this guy has been nerfed to retardation. Pray for him.
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You willingly married someone who, by their own mother's and friend's admission, was a BPD nutcase, with a boatload of issues packed in. Instead of avoiding those red flags and emotional abuse, you dove right in. My pity it stretched very thin, especially since all of this was out in the open, and not covered up as psychopaths/emotional manipulators tend to do. Jayce's 'nice guy' attitude could be spotted a mile away, and everyone but the pooner saw it. Coincidence? I think not.
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> hates feeling weak and helpless
> has acted weak and helpless this entire story

And wow, never thought I'd read a pipette being used, lmao. "It ain't rape if my intent was to start a family!"
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Pooners love to tell you that their genitalia has nothing to do with their sex, and that it's gay sex if they fuck a man. Yet when it comes to fetuses, they magically know which one is male or female. Or, if you're Jayce - wonder if you can misgender a fetus. Yes, that's a real sentence the author typed.

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There is nothing well intentioned about rape, don't fool yourself, you retard. It doesn't matter if the guy wanted a baby; your body was violated. Now stick to whether you want to be offended over that or not.
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I'll say. You avoided all those red flags like a drunk red light runner.
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> Never saw himself as a weak person
> Has only ever acted weak in this entire story

Oh, and need I remind the audience that, just a few paragraphs ago, Viktor didn't want to call the cops because they'd be prejudiced against him? Well now he wants them called when it's convenient. Real BLM mentality right there.
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A real circuit queen would've drugged the rapist and then used his keys to break out. What does the pooner get? A diary - and no, I'm not kidding. Read on to find out.

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There really is no escaping this gaslighting, is there? Now I'm wondering if Viktor, or the audience, is the intended target, because no one outside of this bubble is going to buy this delusion.
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I wonder what their reactions will be when they find out Jayce is a rapist.
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Viktor isn't even six weeks pregnant. They don't even give workplace bonuses for that, lmao.
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So manly, not having another man listen to your feelings! It's almost as if...Jayce doesn't actually see Viktor as a man, but as a woman. Weird!
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"Jayce was an idiot, but he wasn't stupid" - Same difference.

And to answer your question, when Viktor decided to marry a BPD nutcase. While knowing full well he was a BPD nutcase. You can't fix stupid.
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Look at that, a man is grossed out by pregnancy! All that research and he didn't read the parts where women shit themselves. Man, he's gonna be freaked out by uterine prolapses!
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So manly, writing your feelings in a pregnancy journal! Look at that testosterone ooze through the pages (and into your developing fetus along with all the painkillers you haven't gone off of)!

Now, the last sentence reads more like a LiveAction episode about heartbeat laws. Either it's a tiny clump of cells or it's a 'little one with a heartbeat'. Pick one, because not even Wikipedia can decide.
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> Complains about dysphoria
> Has penis-in-vagina sex and then acts surprised when he gets pregnant the first time
> Wants to be a man so bad, he does the most female thing imaginable
> First concern is about language and getting women to stop centering their bodies and language in pregnancy

You sure Jayce is the only nutcase here?
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Genius my ass. What a fucking retard. That's like putting your fingerprints all over a crime scene and signing your name along with it.
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BTW, Viktor has never stopped taking T or those heavy painkillers during this pregnancy, two things that drastically affect the health of a fetus. Jayce, in all his wisdom and genius, decided to let Viktor keep taking his pills without knowing the side effects. At best, you'll get a Thalidomide looking baby, and you'll deserve it.
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That's not going to measure fetal development, you dumb fuck. "He's stupid, but he's not an idiot." SURE HE IS, BITCH
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Yes, use equipment you have no skill in using with a fetus dosed with T and opioids. Sounds like a great combo, man.
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Ah, there's that gender affirming language. Because you getting fucked in your 'man pussy' wasn't dysphoric enough.
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I keep saying this: but a real circuit queen would've just drugged Jayce instead. That would've made for a better and more exciting story, and Volatile!Twink Viktor would be hilarious to read. I'm more upset someone hasn't done it. It'd be more in character for him, anyways.

OK, short break. I'll add the other chapters later.
 
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