Fanfiction Horrors

[Petrusha the White]

Strangely, there is a known phenomenon of actual lesbians (like, real women who date/marry other real women IRL) preferring m/m to f/f as well. Usually the justification for this that I see is that male characters tend to be more interesting in many popular mediums (since it's easy for commercial writers to fall into the trap of "I don't need to give this character more interesting traits since her being a woman is already interesting"), and in addition, when ships get 'teased' in their source material - accidentally or on purpose - m/m ships get teased based on their personal dynamics whereas f/f gets teased based on how sexy they would look together. Lesbians tend to be pretty split on how they feel about the sexualization of female characters, since on one hand we like sexy women too, but on the other hand, women be projecting onto characters and sometimes it feels like we're the ones getting sexualized without asking for it. So m/m ends up being more appealing in general, both for story reasons and it because it leaves sexualization entirely in the fic author's hands. A lot of the f/f fics in the tag may actually be genderbent m/m ships, though genderbending is not nearly as popular as it once was. (It basically started to die as soon as the pooners arrived.)
ETA: A lot of those f/f fics are probably also not the main pairings of the fic, too. It's pretty common for m/m writers to put in an f/f side ship or background ship as a way to "balance out" the m/m. These usually end up being characters who have no basis for the ship besides "the show only has two (2) principle characters who are female, so we'll ship them."
There is also an issue wherein real lesbians reading f/f would be put off by an unrealistic depiction of lesbian relationships, because even if a female author can generally be relied upon to write plausible female characters, said female author is probably straight and doesn't really know how lesbian relationships work. You wouldn't expect gay men (actual gay men, not pooners) to enjoy the majority of m/m fic, after all.
However, even if a disproportionate (compared to the non-fandom human race) amount of yaoi fangirls are lesbians, ime they're still majority straight. It's just that straight girls on the internet nowadays like to identify as gay men or gender specials and/or call themselves lesbians/bi/pan despite never demonstrating any interest towards other females in real life - at best they like male troons or gender specials. And then there's the asexuals who are clearly horny.

But my point is that even if the self-reported amount of bi/lesbian females on AO3 were accurate, it still wouldn't be surprising that m/m dominates.
(Source: lesbian, longtime m/m fan.)

 

[Chandelier]

Here is the second installment of 'The Sinister Seed'. The first part can be found here.

Spoiler: Chapter 4

> Call yourself a patient and understanding man
> Tag is 'unreliable narrator', showing himself to be anything but
> Is constantly anxious and paranoid
> Panics over a pregnancy that may not even be real, the baby booties could've been Viktor's childhood ones

I do love how pooners will go on about how they're 'brave and inspiring' for being 'pregnant men', and then turn around and talk about gender reveal parties because they know fetuses have a sex, not a gender identity. It's something that is remarkably consistent in these fics.

Oh, it's about allowing YOU to be happy, rather than both of you working towards your happiness. That doesn't make Viktor selfish - it makes YOU selfish.

But oh, it gets worse. Much worse.

They've been married for however many years, which is enough time for Jayce to get over the fact that Viktor is from Zaun. Apparently he's still been holding on to that racism and it leads to race war arguments between them. I did not have this on my bingo card, but it's crossed off now.

And yes, Jayce, you should be embarrassed - you'll hire black people but not a Zaunite? You piece of shit.

> Starts an argument over Viktor's ethnicity and ethnic loyalty
> Is shocked that Viktor doesn't like racism
> dismisses his concerns by saying he's hysterical
> Just Guy Things

Don't you just love having your concerns being boiled down to mood swings, ladies? Boy I love the subtle misogyny.

> Be a True and Honest Man
> Draw little cute stars next to your work
> Your password is also password

Man missed the programmer socks. A male troon would never.

Along with Jayce hating Viktor for being loyal to Zaun, he also hates Mel because not only is she an ex, she's a fucking black woman. His hatred of her is irrational, and there is no explanation given (as yet) as to why he's acting this way towards her.

Ah, there we go with the casual racism again: how dare Viktor not write in English! IN THIS COUNTRY, WE SPEAK ENGLISH! *Trump accordion hands*

Predictably, because of these emotional outbursts from the Rational Male, Viktor is looking for a divorce. Jayce can't understand why - he's a NICE GUY, mind you - and he's assuming Viktor cheated on him and that the baby isn't even his. I have to wonder who Viktor cheated with - Singed, Silco? - his male pussy. Almonds are activated.

That's right! Jayce is such a nice guy he deletes everything off of Viktor's personal computer, thinking Viktor wouldn't notice. He also unplugs the damn thing from the socket, because fuck that pooner! Pussy ain't even worth it! Wrecking your partner's shit also gives you a thrill? Congrats, you're a narcissistic, gaslighting piece of shit. It's Chapter 4 and I already hate Jayce.

Drinking is the least of your worries. You damaged your partner's property all because you had a testicular mood swing. All of YOU being casually racist. This sounds a lot more like LoL Jayce than Arcane Jayce, who would never actually do this (he would actually confront Viktor straight up over the issue and work it out).

You are an asshole, lmao. You made no effort to try to learn it or understand where Viktor is coming from. Jayce is really being a Cuban-Piltover supremacist and I did NOT expect that twist. Since it's coming from the author's personal experience: who drove the race war van?

Not only is Jayce a racist, he's also a bit of a chubster. Canonically Jayce is actually built very well, and is a blacksmith by trade. He's rock-solid. Guess he's been lounging around too much and has a beer gut without the beer.

I love it how he tries to initiate sex as if a bit of a hate fuck is going to fix the fact that his 'husband' is seeking a divorce. The race war van has abandoned the pooner, go figure.

Ah, so there's where the tag comes from. Good to know we'll see more of abusive Jayce in the future, and how the author plans to rehabilitate him. Either way, it's only Chapter 4 and I hate his guts. I reckon it'll only get worse from here on out.

Okay, Chapter 5 is crazier than the prior chapter. I am not fucking joking.

Spoiler: Chapter 5

Nah, Camille can see you're full of shit even from behind a phone. Jayce is just projecting his insecurities as humour. From textual evidence he absolutely is not handling anything well, and you're gonna see just how bad it gets.

You're relapsing even without the alcohol. Mood disorders are amplified/dampened by drugs, but once you got off them, you can really see the kind of person someone truly is. Most of the time, they aren't good people. Full stop.

Wow, he's that fucking paranoid he's assuming his husband is cheating AND drinking behind his back - despite the wine bottle being empty and no alcohol being present in the house. Fucking Christ, dude. Our boy is straight up bipolar.

Disappointment is the least disappointing word I have for you. Because Jayce is going to go balls-to-the-wall insane.

That's fucking right, people: Jayce, the 'nice and considerate person', fantasizes about RAPING HIS HUSBAND while he's unconscious. No, this isn't 'half asleep sex', because that still requires consent and a prior agreement. This is a guy who casually thinks about a violent act and thinks the fucking fetus is going to feel the rape.

Yes, this is the inner workings and logic of a pooner. Fucking CHRIST, man.

Nah, the problem is you, Jayce. You just fantasized about raping the person you claim to love and are now projecting your insecurities and rage on someone who doesn't deserve it.

> Guy fantasizes about raping his husband
> Says his husband, who may or may not be cheating or looking for divorce lawyers, is the sick one

This really took a turn for the worse.

I don't know, you tell me. Men are supposed to be the rational sex, and yet the first thing his rape ape does is ooga booga against his spouse because he isn't being forthcoming. I really wonder why.

> Both of their exes are black
> Jayce hates both of them
> Confirmed - Jayce hates blacks like a real Cuban

Yeah, Jayce is a fucking monster. He assumes Viktor is pregnant, when he could have confronted him about that earlier (such as in the hospital), and does all this shit that makes him more and more detestable. He hasn't once thought about why he's so unapproachable and why Viktor won't come to him for anything. If there are any trust issues, they're coming from inside the house.

One thing he IS right on is that testosterone is not birth control. Pooners routinely act surprised when they get pregnant on it. Not that they care about the fetus getting exposed or why we need to consider them 'pregnant men', but whatever. Jayce is an asshole and needs to get shot.

Yes, the guy who FANTASIZED ABOUT RAPING HIS SPOUSE is talking about HIMSELF being tricked and taking advantage of. Go fuck yourself, asshole. You deserve to be belittled.

Yeah, if she hears what you just thought about your poor hubby, she wouldn't be getting out the slippers. She'd be getting out the whip. You don't do that shit to someone you love.

> Claims to be a better man
> Is just as horrible off alcohol as he is on it
> Is generally insufferable
> A racist and future rapist

Oh yeah he's a great guy.

Love the gaslighting here. No, he wasn't being logical: he was assuming things he had very little evidence to go on. He had a complete meltdown over something he would have and should have had a talk over. It seems Jayce forgot Viktor's vomiting up blood session and the groaning he did in the car. Apparently, he's been in the dark about impregnating his pet pooner and he isn't that trustworthy of a person for Viktor to confide in.

> Is a 'decent and honest person'
> Isn't trustworthy enough for your spouse to tell you they're pregnant (normally, you still would announce the pregnancy, but would hold on hope until after a certain trimester due to the risk of miscarriage. I mean, look how thin Viktor is)
> In true female fashion, Viktor has more concern over Jayce's feelings and tragedies over his own, because a real man would have just told him and would have fucked his feelings

This attempt to humanize Jayce after the not-so-subtle rape comment is a really nice touch. So kind and caring, that man is.

Maybe you should consider why your partner doesn't trust you: is it because you're a man with a mood disorder? Who loses his temper to the point he deletes his spouse's emails all because of his paranoia? Who doesn't make his partner feel safe? Who was an inch away from beating the shit out of the pooner?

There's a joke to be made here about Jayce, the Cuban, beating up Viktor, the white dood, but I'll save it for later.

Huh. Far cry from the ending of the previous chapter, where Jayce said he'd 'never lose control of Viktor'. Sounds like a man in a trustworthy position and totally IN control, don't you think?

Taking a brief break. I'll cover the other chapters later.

 

[Petrusha the White]

Okay, crazy rape abuse stuff aside, the comment about the gender reveal party did make me laugh. So many of these mpreg stories just devolve into very typical straight couple type stuff where the baby is involved. It's like you can hear the authors' biological clocks ticking.
Classic non-pooner mpreg was like this too, but in that case the authors weren't really hiding the fact that they were just straight women with baby fever projecting onto the pregnant character. It's much funnier when these true and honest doods do it

 

[Chandelier]

Okay, crazy rape abuse stuff aside, the comment about the gender reveal party did make me laugh. So many of these mpreg stories just devolve into very typical straight couple type stuff where the baby is involved. It's like you can hear the authors' biological clocks ticking.
Classic non-pooner mpreg was like this too, but in that case the authors weren't really hiding the fact that they were just straight women with baby fever projecting onto the pregnant character. It's much funnier when these true and honest doods do it

A little bit of unintended humour makes these fics better IMHO. It won't save them from being fundamentally retarded, but it does make it funny. If anything, it'll be a tidbit on "bad stories you tell close friends."

Speaking of authors, MGCraig is aware of her posts here. This makes her the second individual after Tom/Mouse/Adybpt/Driverpicksthemooseic to know they're featured in a variety of threads.

Despite laughing it off, she can't bring herself to write the website fully. Gotta censor it because it's that bad.


Indeed. Brevity means censoring the mean website's title. Anyways, as mentioned before, she is part of the clique where pooner Viktor content originates. She's also friends with Hexhomo, who I posted in the LGBT in media thread, going over her sperging on how Arcane was bad/not lore accurate and how she hated that Vi was a cop.

Interesting she retweeted a post on virtue signalling, which is exactly what she does. Since you're reading this, my dear: your smut isn't what got you featured here. It was the progshit politics you can't find a solid position on. You cannot cry about free speech, censorship or how limited people are in creativity while generally acting like a retard and refusing to write KF by name.

(And the Palestine/porn crossover posts that you can find in the Tranny Sideshows thread.)


What was that about separating fiction from reality?

I've spoilered the next part because it's a little off topic, but gives you a window into the Stay Mad Bro mentality.

Spoiler

Forget Sweet Baby Inc and BlackRock. You're a weak minded little loser.

Despite all the political wailing over Palestine, she will still vote for Kamala because ACAB but she will suddenly denounce genocide?

if you had principles you'd lobby for someone else. You're just promoting the two party system. No. Principles.

Now, on topic...did you know she's writing an original novel? Perhaps it will be featured in the literature or LGBT thread. We love representation!

Here's an enlarged version:

What works in fanfic does not always translate well to original book format. "The alcohol was numbing my dom triggers"? Sexy. I'm sure an editor is going to raise an eyebrow at that as much as I did. Fanfic has more leeway in regards to bad dialogue; with a published book you're aiming to make money. You can tell her pairings are leaking through here, but they aren't translating well.

But, she insists she's doing well:

Great! Unfortunately, if you don't hawk your book via social media, you'll end up like Lindsay Ellis with your books being devalued within a few weeks.

I look forward to it being published. You'll have a great audience here. We'll at least read it.

 

[Petrusha the White]

"Straight men don't read novels because they only read 'bro-hacking' slop" "My novel is just my favorite ooc slash ship with the serial numbers filed off" lmfao pick a struggle

 

[Black Yoshi]

https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/art/Caillou-pays-for-candy-1082038226

 

[Anondorf]

https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/art/Caillou-pays-for-candy-1082038226

This reads like it was written by a child, went to check out the author's profile and:

"I Am 0% LOLCOW"
Also bonus points for including a link to his LinkedIn and Facebook profiles, both of which have what I assume is his real name.
The shitty, blurry selfie PFP is a highlight too:

Literally this meme:

 

[Black Yoshi]

This reads like it was written by a child, went to check out the author's profile and:
View attachment 6272043
"I Am 0% LOLCOW"
Also bonus points for including a link to his LinkedIn and Facebook profiles, both of which have what I assume is his real name.
The shitty, blurry selfie PFP is a highlight too:
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Literally this meme:
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He has his own thread here too.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...d-mghshour-cowboyerik-and-anti-classix.44752/

 

[Monolith]

TAZ IS BACK

 

[Thiletonomics]

And here we have yet another FE3H Scat fanfic, because clearly there wasn't enough of them:

Link / Archive

 

[Chandelier]

However, even if a disproportionate (compared to the non-fandom human race) amount of yaoi fangirls are lesbians, ime they're still majority straight. It's just that straight girls on the internet nowadays like to identify as gay men or gender specials and/or call themselves lesbians/bi/pan despite never demonstrating any interest towards other females in real life - at best they like male troons or gender specials. And then there's the asexuals who are clearly horny.

Funny that you mention that. I'll let a resident curiosity sum it up:

Yes, words mean things. Funny how you know exactly what men are when it comes to patriarchy and oppression, but you can code all the worst stereotypes about trans men (unbelievably tiny, unable to fight off the actual man, only used for fucking/breeding purposes) and get away with it because you have the right politics.

The admission these autistic females prefer seeing males getting raped is rather telling, but not surprising. Seeing men get sexually ravished earns a different reaction when it's women. Either way, seeing them jack it to mostly white men (or pale Asians if we're in an anime fandom) is fucking funny. White men stay winning.

Speaking of: AO3's fandom ship data just came out. It's overwhelmingly M/M, hence the discourse. It caused a fujo on fujo war.

A Troon has the nerve to complain about bad lesbian fics:

Shocker the terf queen has so much content for an IP these troons swear is genocide against them. And no, Wolfstar isn't "sticking it to the TERF" - you're still using her characters.


More on the harassment fujos get from their own side:

https://archive.is/2024.08.10-003455/https://nitter.privacydev.net/CeramicToast/status/1779281351176302828%23m

There was also a brief spat in regards to Omegaverse discourse being misogynist or not. Idk, having the token "omega" be the "weaker" or "sensitive" male character while the alpha gets to do whatever he wants is pretty on the nose for patriarchy. It's okay because it's men doing it to each other.

https://archive.is/2024.08.09-235538/https://nitter.privacydev.net/ryoffith/status/1821608336317649079%23m

"I don't read it"
Ah, that's never stopped them from getting a hit tweet, eh?

What it just does is show these women have baby fever, just not in real life. Oh, and writing the most bizarre sex slavery fantasies that they'd cringe at if women are involved - and I'd like to mention female characters are usually treated as background faghags in this fics, anyways. What's the point of having women exist if men could get pregnant?

"Straight men don't read novels because they only read 'bro-hacking' slop" "My novel is just my favorite ooc slash ship with the serial numbers filed off" lmfao pick a struggle

She's currently looking for beta readers for her original novel. Check out the summary:

Sounds convoluted with a plot you think is relatable and exciting but sounds like something that can be solved with a GoPro camera. Your roommate was found on Grindr? You're hunting for cocaine? Your Dom triggers were activated? Catalinaville managed to have a coherent plot; why not here?

But hey, I don't have a literature degree so I guess I won't be invited to a literary analysis course. I've mentioned before that these people who write the Trans!Viktor fics all hang out together, to the point they hang out in Discord. Here was an essay response to their CNC fic (and "consensual non consent is a terrible term. Just call it a rough sex fantasy), which was great because it didn't come from a TERF:

Spoiler

It really is something how, in this iteration, the token trans person is a suspected rape victim (I didn't get that when I read it). Very on the nose with how many pooners say they've gotten rape.

Autistic white females just want a strong, toxic masculine man to fuck them. Tale as old as time.

Of course, can't forget a porn cow's politics:


Oh, and she likes cracking eggs, too:

Were they fat, too?

 

[Gorillion others]

Yes, words mean things.

With their rejection of Christianity (and fetishizing of Islam), their brains latched onto something else.

 

[Troon Whisperer]

Speaking of: AO3's fandom ship data just came out. It's overwhelmingly M/M, hence the discourse. It caused a fujo on fujo war.

For those that care, you can find the data here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57864097/chapters/147284449

Always pleased to see the TERF Queen's works still on the chart, no matter how mad trannies get, fujo's still want to write about Sirius Black fucking his friends.

 

[Chandelier]

Always pleased to see the TERF Queen's works still on the chart, no matter how mad trannies get, fujo's still want to write about Sirius Black fucking his friends.

Thank you, was on mobile at the time and it was acting fucky. I've also added one of the graphs for better visualization. All of Queen TERF's stuff has been highlighted.


I had a good chuckle at this. Along with the data that it's mostly white autistic females writing fanfic, there are not very many pairings that include black people. Off the ones I can name that are somewhat popular (yet declined immensely), are Sam Wilson/ Bucky Barnes and Poe/Finn from the Sequel Trilogy of Star Wars. That pairing was always overshadowed by Hux/Kylo and overran by the Reylo shippers. Something tells me they don't like white men, but Cubans will do.

On the overall top 100 pairings, Draco/Harry remains near the top.

And another chuckle:

Ooof. So much for all those diversity initiatives. They can't even get darker skinned Asians half the time; all of the biggest fandoms including Asians are either Kpop bands or anime. Even 'The Untamed', which is based on a canonical yaoi manwha (think that's what it is, please correct me), has the palest Chinese actors imaginable.

The darkest you'll get is an Arab or a Cuban, not including aliens which don't count. The progshits who care so much about race have less diversity than a 2009 MW2 lobby.

 

[Petrusha the White]

Yaoi vs yuri discourse is such a headache. Forget all the muh patriarchy word salad, the real problem is that the "we need more f/f ships!!!" retards are always SUPER critical of any actual f/f content. It has to be PERFECT. One slight misstep and you're a huge misogynist. And of course the standards that they hold these fics to are impossible anyway because they center around "muh representation" instead of being a well-written and enjoyable story (which many fic authors can't pull off anyway) Whereas with m/m you can do literally whatever you want. I mean, yeah, obviously these twerps argue about it on twitter but the difference is that m/m discourse stays on twitter and f/f discourse leaks into your goddamn comments section
I've seen plenty of authors who normally write m/m and f/m dipping their toes into f/f and getting totally turned off by the reaction to it and no longer writing f/f. I'm not talking about authors who are actually keyed into the twitter&tumblr fandom discourse, either, I mean authors who basically have no fandom interaction besides posting fics.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Speaking of which, are there any fanfic horrors about the Owl House? I can easily imagine there are a few around given it's just crossover/autism bait.

 

[Chandelier]

I mean to get back to the Seahorse Dad fic I've been poking at, but right now there are some minor entries I mean to get to. I've mentioned before that when it comes to the Trans!Viktor content, nearly half of it is written by a clique of about 10-12 authors. One of them is lemonmangosorbet, who wrote a piece for babygirlified_shrimp, another genderspecial who also writes the same content. This particular fic was also written for Arcanefans4Gaza, who have only raised around 2k for people who'd throw them off a building. The link to the fic is here. Archive here.

Forgive the bizarre spacing of the screenshots - this author doesn't know how to format her work properly. It should be noted both characters - canonically male - are made pooners.

Spoiler

With that language you'd think Viktor was a hermaphrodite, but no. Pooners love using 'cock' as a replacement for 'clit', because only male-centric genitalia matters.



As it says in the Author's Note, these are just women fucking, but on T that they somehow magically got. You are also forgiven if you think this foreplay is boring - out of all the porncows, Lemon writes the shittiest, most boring smut (which honestly tracks given how shitty her art is).

Screaming already? But the foreplay isn't even there - nor is it good. It makes me think I'm reading a summary of a Hustler magazine.


Ah, gotta include the shit they do in scripted porn. Try to be a little more creative for once, eh?

Reminds me of fish getting slapped against a dock. You might think this sounds sexy, but it doesn't. I get the wrong kind of visualizations and that is the last thing you want as a smut writer.



This is some of the most uninteresting porn I've ever read, even if it is retarded pooner shit. It's just...boring. No wonder no one actually bookmarks Lemon's shit compared to the other smut authors I've posted above. It's straight trash.



Women can orgasm multiple times and recover quicker, unlike men. I also noticed that this work is extremely female coded: all the apologies, being nice, and just generally cinnamon and glitter is a stark contrast to how actual gay men act. There's no actual build-up, no terrific climax (literally and figuratively) it's just...there. Lemon has other, longer fics that I plan to go over at a later point, but this is a shitty entry for something meant to raise funds for Gaza.

This sex talk makes me think they're about as enthusiastic as renovating a hoarder's house.

> Claim to be real and honest men
> Only cares about being validated and having feelings heard
Holy shit you couldn't even get it more female-coded than that.

Man, I'm so glad these people are raising *checks notes* 2k dollars when Israel uses that amount in under a minute. We're definitely defeating Sharia Law with this!

Just like the other authors mentioned, this author has a habit of posting her bizarre fantasies while crying about Gaza.

Just a reminder: this woman is 34, looks 45, and is fat. I'm sure the 'beautiful, tall' 6'5 transwoman dominating a manlet would be sexy, IF we're not counting the stinkditch. No one is fucking this woman and it is obvious.

"Why would a trans guy wear panties"
"I got so hard"

With what? You're an autistic female, you don't have a dick.

---

So, the second author, babygirlified_shrimp, gained my interest. Much like Lemon, all she does is write/favourite trans content. She has a few stories that are greater than 20k words; I'll probably cover them later (as of now, I'm a little hard pressed to do them). So I'll do the shorter ones so you can see what we're getting into. Birds of a feather flock together...and only a few members of this clique actually seem to have talent.

The first fic is here, archived here. Much like Lemon, this girl spaces out her paragraphs weird, so more screenshots need to be taken.

Getting bunnypuppy vibes here...

Spoiler

In a rare turn of events, Viktor is actually a woman in this story; the 'trans' tag is just for a non binary identity. Generally blasé so far.

These pooners need to stop with virgin shaming; we all know that very few of them are getting fucked on the regular. The hate against 'vanilla' sex - when they mean 'uninteresting' -sex needs to end, too. It's simple projection.

What a nice guy. What's that about internalized misogyny?


> Calls the female character a 'cunt'
> Is worried about optics

lmao, fuck off.

> Be a genderspecial
> Only thing you're known for is getting violently beat
> The guy you want to fuck, who just called you a cunt, is worried he might be seen as an 'uncaring dom'

Man I love the storytelling!


Viktor has a doppelganger - the actual male version of him from Arcane. There is no such thing as a coincidence.

Wow, it's so girl coded, guys!


The toy was written as 'no thicker than two fingers', but that it was heavy. Are you really stuffed to the limit, or just forced to carry a heavy load?

Bunnies make quite a bit of noise, actually - most notably, they scream when in pain.

And, I just noticed this - Jayce is not actually male in this fic. He uses a strap-on.


> Be a trans author
> Write the token pooner as being only good for breeding and being fucked by men
> It's OK because you're a progshit

I love it when it ends up being a stereotype.

Just like Lemon, this smut is so bland you'll forget what happened a sentence before. This was supposed to be double vaginal penetration, but there's only a brief mention of it. Other smut authors will go all out - but maybe this will change with the longer stories that I'll cover later.

Again with genderspecials only being good for being fucked. Peak projection.

Better pack a lot of newspaper, because rabbits will shit everywhere. And if the cage is too small, they'll shit and piss everywhere. It'll smell like a troon dungeon.

and that's it. Blink and you would've missed the porn - it's okay if you did, it wasn't that good anyways.

In the same vein above, this author also posts graphic content from Gaza while also thirstposting for Will/Hannibal and Jayce/Viktor.

I bet you she'll go crazy like all the rest of them once that Jayce and Viktor hug scene (that was in the leaks) gets released.

Another author whose work will also be posted here in the future posted this in her A/N:


For the life of me I cannot find a source for this claim. I heard it was from a character designer, now I hear it from the creators themselves. Them actually making Viktor a pooner would wreck the show. He's a twink - leave him like that.

One last thing: here is a summary of the ArcaneFans4Gaza fundraiser.

Their trans porn raised...$96 dollars for feminine hygiene products, and only $411 for direct care. That is ABYSMAL.

 

[Petrusha the White]

So the wonky formatting I can actually explain - AO3's RTF editor is a little wonky (though I swear it didn't used to be like this and only started after some site update). People don't usually write fic directly into the RTF editor but write it in a document on their computer/Google docs or whatever then copy and paste it over. If you space out your paragraphs in your own document by hiting space twice between paragraphs, then when you paste it into AO3 it adds an entire extra paragraph break. So in your doc it's like:
[paragraph]
[blank line]
[pragraph]
and then in the RTF editor it's
[paragraph]
[blank line]
[blank line]
[blank line]
[paragraph]
You have to go back in and edit out two of those blank lines or else everything gets weirdly spaced out, like you posted. If you don't add an extra space betwen paragraphs in your own doc (i.e. you only hit enter once instead of twice when you hit a line break) then AO3 will format it with an extra space like
[paragraph]
[paragraph]
to
[paragraph]
[blank line]
[paragraph]

Also, the RTF editor fucks with copy/pasted italics, or at least it did at one point (it's been a while since I've tried). Pasting in an italicized word adds random spaces around the word, so instead of [word][space][italics][space][word] you get [word][space][space][italics][space][space][word]. It's especially obnoxious when only part of the word is italicized, like say a ship's name with a possessive - you don't write Enterprise's, you write Enterprise's, but AO3's RTF editor will render it as Enterprise 's.
The workaround I personally use is to not italicize in my own document and instead just put asterixes around the words to italicize, then when I copy/paste the fic over, crtl+f "*" and manually add in italics.
Again, though, it's been a while since I've actually tried just not doing that so maybe that is a fixed issue by now.

 

[AffectionateRobot]

That’s it. I’m traumatized for life.

 

[Petrusha the White]

That’s it. I’m traumatized for life.

I love the massive tag list of crazy shit and then the author going out of their way to warn for slurs in the summary. I think slurs are the least of this fic's problems...