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I will admit I've only been skimming your COD fic posts because I know fuck all about COD but did you say that the author is a VA therapist?? I misread that, right?
That is correct. She volunteered with a few, and somehow she is an expert on all things BDSM and PTSD. Normally bad smut fics either get a passing laugh from me, but whenever the author wants to flex her SJW credentials she will immediately grab my attention.

Speaking of, that fic got updated. The sex appears in Chapter 11.
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It's established Ghost is a misogynist - or was, until he took his gender studies courses. Then we have Soap saying he's 'living with honour and integrity' despite doing something like letting wife abusers go because muh PTSD instead of sending them to prison.

But it's OK, he's unpacking all that by reading BDSM books.
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It gets even funnier, because Roach gets kicked out of a funeral because he's a - get this - 'mute faggot':
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So I have to wonder why no one in his immediate family sent him a text or information regarding the death, vs calling a mute person. Roach apparently doesn't use social media, but IS capable of using the text-to-speech function, and instead of calling the uncle a 'cock sucking faggot' himself, he decides to have an emotional breakdown. This happens to every male character. I get this is supposed to be a VA meeting but Jesus Christ.
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Ghost is now just learning Soap was in the military because he never actually read his file. Smart thinking. And Soap apparently didn't know Simon was actually Ghost because they just so happened to wear the same skull-themed mask, go figure.
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This is a direct contradiction from the first chapter, where the author made it clear that Soap was terrible at keeping social bonds and didn't connect with anyone. He couldn't even read his emails, remember? Now we ret-conned that a few chapters in to a goofball who's got ADHD who's emotionally stunted.
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A few chapters earlier Soap had to confront his own internalized misogyny, meaning he didn't actually treat women as well as he did here - and it would explain his comment on Ghost being 'feminine' for keeping up his appearance. A male feminist being a misogynist? Shocker. That is also another retcon; the author can't even keep her characterizations straight.
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You can join military schools at that age. You can't serve in active service but if you're the kid they're looking for they'll put you on the path to get them in their ranks. It happened in the Jubilee IQ video - the Marine Corps kid, Tyler, was in Soap's role.
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I'm guessing those women Farah were talking to were either Muslim women or - dare I mention it - 'femmes', because they're the only ones who can have spaces away from men. Anyways, Soap decides he's getting horny over Ghost despite them having no chemistry these nine chapters. All they've had are a few meetings, eye contact sessions, and therapy talk. That's it. There's nothing tying them together or drawing out the urges they have. It's all so...clinical.
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"Paint me like one of your French girls"

But yeah, I guess you do fit the bill of you being unable to stick to a single issue, Soap. Blame your ADHD. He eventually goes to Ghost's apartment, and take a guess as to what's on the shelves:
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I'm so glad the muscly man with internalized misogyny unpacked all of that with Betty Freidan, Jessica Valenti and Judith Butler. Lemme shed a tear for him.

They're also having sexual breakdowns because Soap saw Ghost in a different shirt. You'd think this was a bachelor party.
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Ghost inadvertently shows that Soap is too retarded to comprehend what he wants and what he is asking of him. Ghost is aware he can't fuck Soap as a client, but decides to tread that line anyways. That subject was dropped the moment it became convenient.

When it comes time for The Talk, Ghost aka the author goes into a tangent on how 50 Shades is not 'real' BDSM:
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Vs fucking a guy who wants to abolish prisons and 'rehabilitates' men who are likely to kill their wives or girlfriends? That's not toxic at all! That's just progshit logic.

It's such a 'healthy exchange of power' these Fucking White Males are going to talk about internalized misogyny and BDSM theory and read up all on that stuff because that's how we become enlightened citizens.
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What a thing to drop when they've barely had more than a few conversations together. They haven't even had a beer.
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"I want you to properly research BDSM so we can feel better about violating client privacy relationships and so I won't feel bad for fucking an ADHD sped."
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WOW LITERATURE REVIEWS. And the retarded author couldn't spend as much time researching the military and how it works. Priorities. Soap is so smart regarding science he can't even remember to pay his power bill via email or remember he's supposed to be bad at forming social bonds with people. Logic!
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Of course he's in the subspace - he's got ADHD. What a way of having the 'neurodivergent' character be the sub, lmao.

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Virgin shaming from a progshit? Who knew.
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Did Soap find the bits about trans brains? I bet he did, just to give the fic some more progshit point.
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"Legal definitions of sex"

Rape, you can say rape. You've got content warnings and all these resources around rehabilitative justice but you can't say the word 'rape'. Earlier in the fic Ghost was written to have engaged in reckless sex with multiple men - entirely at his discretion. But it is somewhat implied he was raped, hence the loose sexual mores. In any case, the 'instincts towards domination' and the internalized misogyny do go hand in hand.

Luckily, they don't have rectal gonorrhea or HIV. Phew!
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Very nice. It would be better if they actually had some form of a bond or chemistry aside from therapy talk.
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Just a reminder that Soap's cartilage in his knee is completely disintegrated and he has to walk with a cane. He magically recovered enough to engage in floor wrestling in a tight area. Logic.
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Must be that ADHD talking.
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With all this talk about body dysmorphia, I really wondered if Ghost was a pooner, but no, he's still a dude in this fic.

Not to mention if Soap was getting fat, that's only going to fuck up his knee even further. Imagine an obese Soap - nevermind, I've already seen art of that.
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Oh, that's one way to sell a gay smut fic: erectile dysfunction.
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She's got all the resources for sex talk and therapy, but nothing on whether people with ADHD can join the military (they can under certain circumstances, but you absolutely cannot if you are an open psychopath, which this author casually forgot she wrote Ghost as). The type of person to throw out gender theory and feminist theory, but who absolutely shuts down when presented with the hard sciences. You know, how it usually goes.

What better way to start off a smut scene than by admitting you have a tiny dick?
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Oh yes, we're all salivating over this.
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Don't worry, the therapy talk goes on.
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Soap basically acts like a child when the author intends for him to be a man dealing with physical limitations. Please note that in the last chapter he was wrestling with another man. Now he is destroying shower caddies in testiscular rage. There isn't much emphasis placed on said disability, when you think about it.
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Totally not possessive behaviour.
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I've cut most of this because it's just them doing after care talk, and this is already getting long.
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Yes, that was the sex scene: Ghost leering at Soap giving him commands when to come, in a strangely clinical and most unsexual sex scene I've ever read. It read more like a therapy session's take on sex vs actual smut. People, when they see there will be smut in your fic, will stick around for that and that alone. Sad, but true. Ladies can get very horny.
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Progshits have some of the most quote-worthy lines, I swear.
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They also had no chemistry before this. They didn't have lunch, didn't have walks in the park, didn't bond over shared disabilities or struggles. It was just a few therapy sessions and BAM - they're fucking. Even one-shots put far more effort into the chemistry than this woman does.

She managed to take a BDSM fic and make it the tamest thing possible. And there are some nasty BDSM fics out there, lemme tell you. Full blown literal shit fests. Even the bunnypuppy fic had more smut.

On a lighter, funnier note, here is a short Twitter fic (author is also on AO3) about Pooner!Soap dealing with transphobia.

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What I want to know, is which gender of writer makes the more worse of sex scenes. It seems to be leaning towards women being the worst at sex scenes, with shit like that.

Speaking of shit, here's a series where Moana farts and shits on other Disney characters, and also Pokémon characters for some reason:

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Man. Normally I don't give a shit about power imblanace ships like teacher/student, doctor/patient, captain/crewmember, etc because they're not real, but... somebody who actually is in the power position in real life, whether or not they're a volunteer... and @Chandelier , I know nothing about COD, but I assume the characters being shipped aren't a therapist and patient in the game? So they took a pairing and went out of their way to set it up so that it's a fic about a therapist fucking their patient, while being (kind of) a therapist in real life? That strikes me as a red flag for like the author themselves as a person.
 
Man. Normally I don't give a shit about power imblanace ships like teacher/student, doctor/patient, captain/crewmember, etc because they're not real, but... somebody who actually is in the power position in real life, whether or not they're a volunteer... and @Chandelier , I know nothing about COD, but I assume the characters being shipped aren't a therapist and patient in the game? So they took a pairing and went out of their way to set it up so that it's a fic about a therapist fucking their patient, while being (kind of) a therapist in real life? That strikes me as a red flag for like the author themselves as a person.
No, this is just one of those AUs like those silly coffee shop AUs that are everywhere. You are correct in that there's a bit of projection here. Even though this work isn't like the usual milieu where it's weird, graphic sex or fucked up characterizations, it's comedy because the author's political leanings are so prevalent as to be insulting. She's got a case of the Message. She also managed to make characters suffering from internalized trauma into pathetic, whiny pieces of shit. Ghost, she admitted in her work, was a psychopath who now rehabilitates other military men who beat the shit out of their wives, and Soap's characterization is all over the place. His physical disability is talked about briefly in one chapter before being forgotten in another. Very few authors will actually take the time to do research for their fics, and this fic is no exception; in fact it's one of the worst contenders.

At the time of this response, there has been another update.
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I'm sorry, I thought this was your basic military smut fic? Why am I getting told to read all these academic sex research articles as if I'm in college? In any case, it's rather telling that in Chapter fucking TWELVE the author admits these two idiots barely know each other and yet decided to have sex anyways to 'heal their trauma'. Mind you, this was sold as a 'beautiful BDSM fic' but I don't see anything beautiful happening in it.

Also, LOL at Ghost having dick problems. Soap has a tiny dick, Ghost's dick doesn't work and he's on SSRIs. Man I love progshit literature. Very on the nose.
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> Deals with victims of sex trafficking, who probably have some of the heinous stories any person could ever hear or witness
> sex research is somehow worse
Thank you, Kraft-Ebbing and Havelock Ellis.

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Oh, you're going to see a lot of this. The author is your typical libshit handmaiden, and has to make sure that when we are talking about women, we are including males. I'm waiting for the inevitable lecture on how transwomen are women from this fic, and how terrible it is they couldn't take a shit in the women's bathroom.

I also love how Simon, the great woman-respecter who unpacked all that internalized misogyny, has no idea how women's bodies work, and has to learn how women fucking masturbate. Some fanfiction horrors don't need to involve Lucky Star school shootings.

In order to learn, Ghost goes and buys a ton of dildoes and prostate massagers, because this progshit never thought of doing it beforehand:
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I'm surprised his gender studies courses didn't teach him this. All that talk about respecting women and he doesn't know how their bodies work? Well it makes sense he knows how MALE bodies work because his work is all about rehabilitating dangerous males, after all.
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Ah, that's great. A lecture on ethical porn. Nothing like participating in the MIC that produces a good chunk of porn consumers and porn categories. You know gay men like the buff muscly military men, right?

This note on Ghost's trauma also comes out of nowhere. I get this is supposed to be a talk on PTSD, but every single character has an anxiety attack in the exact same way. Anxiety doesn't always have the same symptoms, and can present differently in each person. But hey, look at this ethical porn!
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Like, uh, why didn't you start seeing the sex therapist from the start since you were having problems with your dick? That's a big oversight on the author's part. It's almost as if the author doesn't even know what the fuck she is writing half the time.
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How dare research be focused on women! Ghost should've started gooning to tranny porn like so many gay men do these days. Not to worry, Soap has a solution:
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Soap, the genius, the guy who's so open with everyone, does not know that audioporn exists. In this age of the Internet. Boy probably has heard of Rule 34 but not this. Jesus Christ.
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Brilliant. Nothing like sending someone porn ON YOUR WORK EMAIL. Ever heard of personal emails, you retard?
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Ah, more of that toxic masculinity. The answer is to watch more porn and stick things up his ass, rather than get proper treatment. Ever tried shrooms, Ghost? You can buy some from our girl Erin Reed.

And we got polyamory! We're scoring all the boxes here, lads!
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> has a ton of passages on how misogyny is bad and how men need to unpack their internalized misogyny
> uses a female-centric epithet without repercussion because 'that's how Brits are'
> Logic

The admission Roach has an unhealthy codependency issue with Ghost is very telling, but it, naturally, has only been briefly been touched upon. Roach, the gay mute, is clingy? Go figure.

LMAO at the very self-effacing, 'the plot, if it could be called that' line. Oh, that's very telling my dear. Very telling.
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If this porn sounds basic as fuck and boring, you are not alone. The entire fic is like this.
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Well, you are. You're an admitted psychopath with dick issues. It cannot get anymore self-aware than that. Instead of 'ethical erotica', go take some psilocybin and write better porn.

The dialogue, btw, drives me up the wall. I just want to throw a brick at these people's heads.
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Nothing like pouring your heart out with emotions that the audience doesn't really feel. Well, her retarded audience does. Not me. I'm still wondering where the 'Aha! They're in love!' moment actually occurs. These two don't have any chemistry. I find myself wondering what happened to the poor shower caddy!

This was the end note for the chapter. This is the exact kind of attitude I hate in fanficcers:
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That's right: slash fiction is ethical because the people involved are not real. No shit. The problem is when you are claiming to 'fight the patriarchy' with it. You are writing about two white males in two militaries that are responsible for colonizing most of the world. There is nothing more patriarchal and dick-coded than that. This author loves copping for trans people and will let you know she's in no way a TERF, but she fucking knows what males are when it counts. White males, especially. These women can rant and rave about how much they fucking hate men, but going off the most popular slash pairings, barring Kpop, Chinese-centric fandoms such as the Untamed and Voltron, there's a lot of fucking white men. Supernatural? Destial? White men. Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers? White men. A lot of fucking white men.

These vagina owners know white men have it the best; that's why they can't stop writing about their cocks.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again: slash is popular because most slash shippers are straight girls, and straight girls are attracted to men. Putting two men in a pairing means that there won't be a party that they're not attracted to. It's the same reason why men watch lesbian porn. Literally the exact same reason. Women just, apparently, prefer their unrealistic homosexual porn to be written, and to be about characters they're already emotionally attached to.
The fact that it tends to be white men in the popular (western) slash pairings is probably just because most (western) slash fangirls are themselves white, and people tend to be most attracted to other members of their own race.
Anyone trying to find a justification for slash outside of "yeah I just think it's sexy!" is a lunatic. No patriarchy is being smashed because you made Dean and Castiel Supernatural kiss on AO3.
 
How bad is Sonichu fanfiction (which exists somehow, for who knows why?), compared to Chris's actual comics? Here's one example fic:

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The fact that it's a script fic (is that what its called?), in addition to the tags, probably makes it worse than Chris's comics.

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Normally rape fics will have some kind of grace when it comes to touching upon the issue, even if it is dead dove. I have read dead dove fics that are fucked-up in the same vein, but the author at least tries to salvage or sells that you get what's on the menu. In this case, it's your run-of-the-mill pooner rape fic where you cannot shake the feeling that it feels like a fetish rather than an actual psychological horror story.

The funniest thing is that Soap wonders if Ghost is afraid of being outed, when DADT was abolished in 2011 and openly gay soldiers have been allowed to serve for well over a decade. Staying true to the trans 'genitalia doesn't mean anything', you can still be a gay man and fuck pussy provided the pussy owner identifies as a man.

Trust me, it gets a helluva lot more worse.
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Nice touch of the self-deprecation of the pooner, and the casual admission that all they're good for is getting fucked and bred like they're a prized mare. Very, very telling. The added bonus of Soap being a virgin adds the cherry on top - no pun intended.
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Pooners like to say they know more about sex-ed than anyone. So why can't they learn that they hymen isn't like the lid of a jar? You aren't supposed to bleed during sex, not if the man bothers to get you aroused. The hymen is just a stretchy piece of membrane. Though in this case, given the HRT, the vagina WOULD actually bleed because it's dry as fucking sandpaper. You won't see that in the end notes.

Eugh on the condom bit. I gotta brush my teeth now.
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Ah, the classic I'm a used up old whore, my vag is too loose. Straight from the porn mythos. You gotta love how a genuine fear is passed off as NBD and a fetish. Even though this a Dead Dove, there are Dead Doves where at least there's an emphasis on the victim's recovery and how they might move past this. Not here.

Also, pooners need to learn poking the cervix hurts like fucking hell. Mine cringed when reading that.
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This kind of attitude wouldn't be allowed on base, especially note for an open trans member. Guaranteed the brass would be all over that. Maybe if you wrote this ten years ago when military rapes were more hush-hush before the age of social media, you could get away with it. But since we have TikTok and Twitter now, calling out those assaults is easier than ever.

The 'Bitch I don't care about you' line is funny, though. That is something Ghost would say - to an enemy.

"This pussy is mine. Your cunt and womb are mine" - damn, someone call Kendrick Lamar. He needs that to diss Drake.
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This could be a great murder mystery fic: a trans soldier getting murdered by someone they thought they loved. Lean into it! But no... you gotta fill it with bad sex, and I gotta mock it here.
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LMAO. That line right there spells out how bad this fic is gonna get. We have a pooner sincerely believing they're 'One of the Guys', only to get raped and steamrolled by a larger man, and then told that they're going to be having his babies and leaving the military with maternity leave. You cannot get it better than that.

Yes, HRT isn't birth control. Thank you, pooner.
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All those kids are going to get fucked up by testosterone poisoning, but it's not as if pooners have any selflessness to them. Ghost is out here with the 'do this and I won't hurt you' like a domestic abuser and the pooner takes it in stride. This really does belong on a Reddit thread! It's abuse and rape, but you find the guy hot and he's validating your experience, so what should you do? Go with it! It's love! You're a gay man, dood!

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You'd think a Real Man would just tell him to fuck off or instigate a fist fight. But no.
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How manly: wanting to get pregnant with your rapist's kids! It's so validating acknowledging that deep-seated male desire to get sperm dumped in your cervix! Add a chastity belt to the mix and you have a pooner projecting that she wants a hulking, sexy white man to breed her.

"He can't get any friction on his cock" - Well, that's because it's only 2-3 inches long, Soap. lmao.
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There it is again: the need not to rile people up or get them angry. Pooners fail to realize that men will just get angry and want to fight, vs acting meek. Women do that to avoid getting beaten. Soap is fully capable of defending himself - well, if he were a real man. This is Pooner Soap, remember; all he's good for is being pathetic.
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He's getting a tramp stamp. There. Made it simple for you.
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> Can't help but enjoy being claimed
> Enjoys imagining himself as a piece of property
> Pooners insist that they are independent men and shouldn't be reduced to their reproductive function
> See above
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I cannot imagine the smell of day old jizz. Ugh. It's gotta smell like spoiled shrimp up there. I guess Ghost really is a monster if he's fucking that.

Plus, Ghost doesn't seem aware that women - excuse me, vagina owners - are capable of having multiple orgasms. We have a shorter refractory time than men. Maybe Ghost should learn to control himself, eh?
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That's right: the twist of this fic is that Soap, the True and Honest man, is getting baby trapped. He's also being told to keep taking pregnancy tests or else Ghost will blow his brains out with his service pistol, when he's not pistol whipping him.

The tidbit of, "but now his voice is meek and soft" is another feminine tell. Another man would, again, instigate a fight over that. This is feminine behaviour, something transmen can't seem to shed. It even shows up in their Dead Dove fics, imagine that.

Soap is right, though: Ghost has no right to get horny over Soap being a virgin and then get enraged when he can't give a BJ properly. Madonna/Whore complex, you get the drill.
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Just Dude things!
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Sexy. Just add a few cartel gore videos and you're good to go.
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How does he know the sex of his fetus? He's never had blood tests done yet or had an ultrasound. Guess it's pooner clairvoyance.

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So, it's made clear Price is aware of what's going on. Do you think he'd step in and try to prevent this disaster? Fuck no. Not only would Soap and Ghost be thrown off base for what they did, Price would likely be lashed, too. More so as it was a rape and not a case of the barracks bunnies.
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Of course not, because real men don't fucking get pregnant. But doods who have all of their female parts playing pretend do. Everyone is talking about vitamins and maternity leave while I'm here wondering how that T is going to roast those fetuses. For one, can someone think of the fetuses?
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The tags for this fic included 'misogynistic terms'. I didn't think they'd be a case of such horrible misgendering where IRL pooners routinely threaten suicide. Who knew they actually really liked it?
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Nothing like needing surgery for a torn rectum. That OBGYN is gonna be shocked when they notice the tears. But hey, they're heading to Montreal, so I guess that's par the course.

BTW, Montreal might be nice but the rural parts of Quebec are all hostile to English speakers. They would NOT like seeing two Brits there. Montreal is also fucking expensive to live in, and all those nice English-style cottages are going to be stacked against one another. Rural Quebec can get fucking cold, too, far colder than the English countryside. Plus you still need to work out a visa here, military or not. Good luck with that custody when you try to get your kid Canadian citizenship.
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HAHAHAH. That cottage would be more French than English. They don't like English stuff around there, fam. But at least you might have bears and cougars to run into after Price's betrayal.
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Ah yes, that three inch cock. Mm, how sexy. Maybe Price should've been the main hunk all along.
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I don't think Soap could've stopped it if he tried. Physiological reactions and all. Maybe Ghost can fuck himself with his gun, get himself off?
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I've never heard a man threaten to blast open a woman's womb with a gun before, not even in Dead Dove, so consider this a first. Sometimes trying too hard makes it sound like bad comedy.

Of course, after having his anus blown open and his vagina filled with Ghost's disgusting sperm, Soap is told to sleep in a cage like a dog. Even Killing/Stalking, a medium that has a serial killer keep his victim in the basement, wasn't nearly as cringeworthy.
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THEY LITERALLY MADE SOAP THE TRADWIFE WOJACK HOLY SHIT

And yes, we've got floral print dresses!
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That's not something you say to a pregnant woman. You know they have bladder control issues sometimes, right?
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This really is a wojack meme, holy shit. All we're missing is Nick Fuentes retweeting it.
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Transmen write the darnedest things. They keep telling us to see them as men, and yet their number one fantasy is to be bred, kept in dresses and cooking roasts for hubby. This really is a case of corrective rape.
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"Hmmm my boyfriend gets hard at women getting hurt. Why is he getting hard at me getting hurt? I'm a man!"

That's a nice tell I didn't notice before: if Ghost is gay, and not turned on by women, why is he getting erections as seeing women get hurt? Why does he get hard when Soap gets hurt? It's not like...he can tell, can he?
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Or...you can just kill him, being the Real Man you are.

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The assumption here is that Soap never went to any hospital, saw any doctor, and had a home birth. Which means that Soap pretty much gave birth completely alone without anyone testing his health. Amazing.

I cannot imagine how bad he would smell a WEEK after wearing that chastity belt. And fucking him in it. Talk about a sadist.

Usually women are told to wait 1-2 years in between children so the body has time to rest. Usually a woman should wait until 4-6 weeks before having sex again, let alone try to get pregnant. Pooners stay winning, I guess?
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Amazing how pooners are told to clean up houses, toilets and cook meals, while transwomen can post videos on their Twitter taking strawberry-themed dildos up their asses. It's like male-female socialization and expectations remain even after HRT...

I also don't think the tools on a vacuum cleaner can fit up your vagina. You need them to go into the uterus, if we're talking aspiration abortions. Use a butter knife, I guess?
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That's right: Ghost is fucking Soap WHILE HE IS BREASTFEEDING THEIR CHILD. 100 degrees of fucked up. No fucking wonder this bitch got anon hate. Keep the goddamn INFANTS out of it! And yes, Soap never got his tits chopped off. So he had the body of a man with female breasts. Even though testosterone can seep through breast milk! And he never went off it during the pregnancy! A UTI is the least of your worries!
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That's called Stockholm Syndrome, bud. He never loved you.
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Every male in this story is a piece of shit, and I am surprised that the misgendering doesn't piss more people off. Imagine getting CLOCKED by your own goddamn rapist.
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That's right: Roach is a pooner, too. All the abused characters are. I'm sensing a trend, there.

Imagine the smell of T-infected pooner 'dick'. Sweat, hair, and fuck-all else.
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So, we have:
- Soap believing himself to be a man
- Wonders if Ghost is gay
- Ghost gets turned on by women getting brutalized
- Ghost gets turned on by Soap being brutalized, abused and worn down mentally and physically
- Soap does not conclude that Ghost is not viewing him as a man, but as the woman he is

Pure comedy. Clocked by your own rapist, in a fic meant to be a dead dove. lmao.
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A tall tale about a pooner who so desperately wanted to be a man, only to be reduced to her female reproductive organs by a misogynist who did not, in fact, see him as a fellow male. It just keeps happening. And they say we're transphobic for noticing.

Chapter 5 was one long author's note. Turns out, she had a religious epiphany and decided to remove all her E-rated fics:
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That's great! But the edge in your story was too much, my dear. S'pose you did achieve your greatest wish: you really DID end up sounding like a bitter old misogynistic male! Ever think of volunteering for Dragon*Con?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: slash is popular because most slash shippers are straight girls, and straight girls are attracted to men. Putting two men in a pairing means that there won't be a party that they're not attracted to.
Not only that, but I've seen a few tumblr posts admit that it's because they say male characters have more development than female characters. Instead of elevating said female characters, they ignore them for the (white) men in the case. With the exception of fandoms where it is solely based around a same-sex pairing (such as the Untamed), where that is the focal point, fandoms such as Supernatural threw aside female characters and not one fan ever said that was misogynistic. I remember Toastystats, a user that collects fandom information, noted there was fewer female representation in fandom than in fucking Hollywood.

Ouch.
It's the same reason why men watch lesbian porn. Literally the exact same reason. Women just, apparently, prefer their unrealistic homosexual porn to be written, and to be about characters they're already emotionally attached to.
The fact that it tends to be white men in the popular (western) slash pairings is probably just because most (western) slash fangirls are themselves white, and people tend to be most attracted to other members of their own race.
True, and you do have fandoms such as The Untamed (mentioned above) and mixed race pairings such as the one from Shadowhunters and Voltron. But the pairings that dominate AO3 are nearly all white. It's something Stitch, the black chick known for starting drama, noticed.
Anyone trying to find a justification for slash outside of "yeah I just think it's sexy!" is a lunatic. No patriarchy is being smashed because you made Dean and Castiel Supernatural kiss on AO3.
I have more respect for people who just say they wrote it for the hell of it and are not trying to sell a message, they're just horny-posting. I can appreciate the honesty.

Also, future project of mine. "Thinly veiled leftist politics." Trans Viktor (there are 400 fics of him being a pooner). The fuck?
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One of the comments was 'we need more leftist superheroes!" as if comics in general doesn't have enough of them.
 
Bringing up misogyny in the Supernatural fandom just reminds me of an episode review blog where they'd bitch endlessly about misogyny and fridging and whatever every time a woman got killed by a monster of the week, but absolute crickets every time a man was killed (which was 80-90% of the time, we're not talking about established characters here, we're talking about characters who might not even a get name who literally exist just to be killed by the monster of the week). They also had a habit of complaining about "manpain" every time the main characters experienced a negative emotion. Like having a character's dad (father figure? don't remember) die is just pointless drama when the character in question is male.
Absolute bitch odds on a bet that the blogrunner was the same type of person who insists that their slash fanfiction is FEMINIST PORN SMASHING THE PATRIARCHY BY UNDERMINING HETERONORMANCY.
 
Slightly longer post so I slapped everything under spoilers for ease. Just some stuff I've come across in my internet journeys.

An insanely huge Western AU for the Card Game, Inscryption. All written to ship P03 with an OC. I do not know why P03 is the tumblr sexyman for this fandom but he is. His personality is Reddit Gamer Tier insufferable but chicks adore him for some reason.

Anyway, Here's a link to this huge monstrosity of an au. I'll give the authors this: they ain't half bad writers despite their undiluted female autism.
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That's Not My Neighbor! Almost 300 fanfics in the tag despite only being released in February. This being said, everyone has the hots for the one decently normal looking character in the game, Francis Mosses. Normal dude, but has some degenerate nsfw for a budding fandom.
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I was about to leave a comment on this fic, and then found out I was blocked. *shrugs* Anyways, have another round of Trans!Viktor - same pooner content, different fandom. Link / Archive
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If he's working that big-ass hammer that belly should be rock solid. Pooners are overwhelmingly fat and disabled from said fat, so they don't know what physical activity is like. A minor gripe, but whatever. Reinhardt from Overwatch is a good example: he's a wall of muscle; any fat he has is solid. Jayce occupies the same role, so the same rules apply.
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Ouch. Now, if you haven't noticed from the summary, the language the author uses is all validating to the trans man's identity; there is no mention whatsoever of female anatomy. One of the tags was 'front hole sex', and we have more 'front holes' than men, thank you very much. What pisses me off is that pooners demand that we change our language for them so they don't get offended, yet they can claim male language and male genitalia no problem. A 3-inch clitoris is now a 'T-dick', the vagina is a 'front hole' and so on and so forth. It's incredibly misogynistic.

What I also don't get is that this is Machine Herald Viktor, where he is literally augmented. If you can change every aspect of your body with this tech, you don't need a 'T-dick', you can actually give yourself a machine cock that will actually work vs the Frankendongs in the SRS thread. Why not go there? Oh right, because pooners aren't all that creative, despite writing all the fanfic.

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This Viktor decided to keep his vagina and maintain its function despite the effects of testosterone, and yet wants to be called a man. You don't get to have it both ways.
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So, he gets a hysterectomy, and yet doesn't decide to change anything else despite having access to those body modifications. Again, Viktor is male in canon, and yet in these iterations he's an uwu pooner with a 'T-dick' which, again, doesn't even reach 4 inches. The clitoris is not a cock and no amount of hammering it in will convince me otherwise. Go get that robo-cock, FFS.
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Probably should've listened to your self-conscious self, rather than post this shit.

I also found this. I know the Dream SMP has over 100k fics (I am not joking) but I guess the chickens really did come home to poon.
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This person has made a lot of fetish fics.
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Also googling this person's username shows me that they've been at this since 2014 without stopping, and that they've used the same name on:
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  • Eka's Portal
  • Tumblr
  • Rule34
  • Reddit
  • Furaffinity
  • XVideos
  • NyouFiction
  • Writing.com
Porn addiction is a hell of a drug.
 
I meant to post this (somewhat) last installment of Bunnypuppy but never got around to it. A recap: Bunnypuppy is an AU where Soap is a man-bunny pooner while Ghost is a man-wolf who impregnates Soap with his bunnypuppies. It is as ridiculous and stupid as you can expect. Link to fic / Archive
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Reminder that Soap can't even breastfeed in this series because he, for whatever reason, has gotten a double mastectomy. To no one's surprise they don't know how to raise a mixed race, baby.

I also love the continued fact that pooners in these fics are only ever used for breeding.
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> Cunt
> Hole

Pick one, since you use the other. I guess female anatomy is just too 'icky', while male anatomy is perfectly fine.
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This is the same Ghost who broke into Soap's den, stealing shit and giving him raw carcasses to eat when rabbits aren't apex predators. Logic. And they know what sugar is, and can use lamps and read books...yeah it's fucking weird.

I cut a bunch of stuff because it was frankly boring and you will miss nothing.
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That's right: this guy was too busy fucking he left his own kid outside in the dark. Luckily that plot armour is pretty strong. We can't have the kid be torn to pieces like in a Studio Ghibli film.
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LMAO. They're making fun of the kid for being mixed species. What a bunch of fucking racists.
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I truly cannot clock which one is the woman. What I find funny is that there's no question in what sex their newly born infants are, but Soap is a 'man' even though he did the most female thing imaginable by giving birth.
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> Knows what the sex is in his infants by looking at their genitalia
> Insists his vagina is male genitalia
Make it make fucking sense
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He can't suckle. He got a double mastectomy. Unless of course he has more than one set of nipples, that is.
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It really was ridiculous. Ghost pretty much wedged his way into Soap's home and Soap just went with it because fucking saying no, right?

It gets funnier. Soap comes down with influenze which ends up...giving him a miscarriage:
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> Such is the way of nature
> You have wolf-bunny hybrids who eat sugar and are literate
> One of them gets a human disease
> One of them has a double mastectomy for some reason because the animal kingdom has SRS
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I would pay the Mountain Monster men to string these creatures up and make carpets out of them. No cap.
Here was a comment from that fic:
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It had about as much volume and taste as a Toaster Strudel. The cheap kind.

Well, good to see this massive fic is sticking it to JKR:
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We're breaking new ground with this one: it ain't just white women who fuck dogs, but transmen, too. Link to fic. Archive.
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I'm going to bring this up later in the fic: they all know Ghost can turn into a dire wolf. They're also apparently unaware that he goes into rut during spring time. Believe me, they all get literally fucked because of it.
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He's bigger than even most actual direwolves, which only got to around 2 feet tall. Depends on the species. Guess Soap should've packed some Gorilla Glue.
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They said the weather was going to be nice, not that it was going to be humid. Spring up north is hardly humid, lmao.

And yes, this is happening before Price and Gaz. They are watching Pooner Soap get fucked by an oversized dog.
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This is something that should happen in Florida, lmao.
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Well, you did just get jumped on by a giant wolf that tore your pants off. But like most rape -ahem- fantasies, it all ends up fine in the end, because you get the best oral and dicking down of your life. Whenever I read transmen moaning it makes me think of Kermit the Frog because of how fried their voice gets. Unsexy.
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At this point they can just shoot Ghost. It's not procedure to rape the transman in front of an audience, gosh!
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Huh, didn't know wolves had paws that work like human hands. Love the emphasis on the male genitalia, though; it's never complete without a pooner being reminded of what actual men are. Get that T-addled pussy slammed, boy!
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Surprised it wasn't called a T-dick as it usually is. Oh well. The pooner gets caught and bred because that's weirdly a recurring fantasy among them. It certainly isn't projection at all!
'Fucked up mess' is rather apt, I must say.
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They all knew Ghost was capable of this and yet never told Soap. Hell, not even Soap was aware of it because these people are unaware of how wild animals act around mating season. Ghost's solution for this was, "I wanted a pussy, and you had one, so I wanted to breed it."
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He never tried to 'breed' the men, remember. Only the one that had a vagina. Getting clocked by a shapeshifter must be fucking awful.
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'Stop reducing us to our reproductive ability!' indeed.
 
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If making depraved fanfics wasn't bad enough, then there's when someone makes a deprave fanfic, from inspiration from another depraved fic. Someone wrote a fic after getting horny to the said Pyra cock-shitting fic that was posted earlier:

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Link (Requires an AO3 account to view)

The sheer amount of redundant tags is Overkill too, although it's to not "trigger" people for gross content, because people are too lazy to read the tags, and the writer even had to make a note to read the tags in the fic's title too.

'Stop reducing us to our reproductive ability!' indeed.

I never expected that line to be in a fanfic, until now, and it's in a COD fic, out of all things.
 

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I don't really know how to describe this other than as "misery porn". Overwrought, melodramatic, and pointless misery porn that becomes even worse when you realize its tranny author never bothered to finish the fucking thing.
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We're off to a great start with that title. Just an edgy and entirely unrelated word that has absolutely nothing to do with the story, It's like calling your awful smut "penis".

I won't be posting choice excerpts like I usually do, on account of it being very short without any funny moments. It's just a slog of dour, mopey writing about a show that, at least I think, is meant to be a fucking comedy, all played with the solemnity of grandma's funeral.

The really interesting part of this fic came when I looked up the writer's username. For some reason, AO3 users do not have a concept of opsec.
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It's nuked now, but I have to wonder what horrors were hidden there. The same person also has a Tumblr which I archived, but there really isn't much there other than some shitty art. There's also a bluesky with some face pics.
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Bluesky Direct Link | Archive

All this to say, use opsec and don't write this mopey nonsense.
 
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The CoD BSDM fic written by that ~therapist~ has had two new updates. They will be posted below. I've also managed to find the much-dreaded Pooner Leon fics in the RE fandom, and he has as many as Viktor does in LoL - over 400. So I'll be posting some of those in the future. For now, here is the continuation of the fic I've been reading in sections, solely because the author's politics make for some (teeth cracking) funny.
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Just wait until you find out what the so-called 'homophobic episode' is.
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They're in a flea market, which makes me think they're in a 'diverse' part of London. So it's no white trash calling them faggots, it's probably Muslims. But we can't have that because it's 'racism'. It would be funny to see Soap try to hobble down a bunch of Muslim kids while on a cane with a bad knee, though.
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Soap doesn't actually give people what they need, because his characterizations has varied from him being bad with people to being a people-pleaser to an ADHD autist who cannot interpret what social cues are. He's all over the place. And I don't think the author and her beta ever caught this.
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Yes, this is how the sex scenes are set up: a long therapy session that instantly kills whatever sexual tension might exist. Soap being unable to tell Ghost what he wants is set up as a character flaw, but it comes off as him being so socially awkward he physically doesn't even know what consent is. Like he's a child. He's a grown adult who has had sexual relationships before; the argument should therefore be over how he ultimately feels about casual sex.
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> He is smart
> He has ADHD
> His entire personality is based around him being a social nitwit who doesn't know what sex is or what social or personal relationships are
> Author is progressive
> Manages to make the worst stereotype of someone with ADHD without realizing it
> Gets into a relationship with an admitted psychopath who has never been honest about his own emotions
> ?Plot
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Well at least 'people with uteruses' has some equality now.

Soap's spiraling is also very feminine coded, especially with the way it's written. How are you selfish when you request a sex act you want from your partner? Him telling you or making you feel like you are is gaslighting. If Simon can't fuck Soap in the mouth, he should say so, instead of this stupid ass therapy session.
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Nice. Ghost breaks his code of conduct by fucking a client AND buys him sex toys. Good to know!
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I want some of that weed, just to get me through this. Yes, this is the smut. It's just as grating as you can imagine. It's like reading an essay of 'ethical porn' from a gender studies class.
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Yes, how hard is it? You are an adult. You are apparently a high-functioning ADHD individual, so tell another adult what you want. Stop acting retarded. No, Soap doesn't have any thoughts of his own, thanks for confirming that, author. Must be those SSRIs talking.
Not to worry, the author explains everything:
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Cat Sebastian writes mainstream gay erotica; I've seen her books come up in my Goodreads from time to time. I've never read them but I am tempted to see what's so good about them. BTW, if you are writing a BDSM fic, people are there for the BDSM, not a therapy session.

She has 25 chapters planned, and depending on how bad or worse they get, I'll try to make the posts as concise as possible.

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I really wonder what she's testifying against that's apparently worse than a war crime. Transphobia?

Second, Ghost is a receptacle for other people's violence because he is, by his own admission, a psychopath and someone who cannot relinquish control. He's a very controlling person in this fic despite all the writings on self-worth and research involving BDSM. You don't need a degree to catch what's actually being said between the lines.
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> Forcing him to speak his truth
> Force

Talk about disrespecting the person you claim to love. Soap's ADHD is so bad he is 'easily broken', evidenced by his anger against innocent shower caddies and being let down by everyone around him. "He could be magnificent" - but he IS NOT, that's the thing.
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I dunno, you tell me.
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That's not misogynistic.
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Ghost is dealing with the aftermath of being raped, but the author later says in her author's note she doesn't like writing rape. Despite being insecure about his dick, Ghost still longs to be a dom. Projection? Yes.
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Soap has a small dick, Ghost hates his because it reminds him of his rape. Love the focus on dick size; I am surprised the author didn't go on a rant about global dick sizes, lmao
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There was more sex in the fanfic-within-a-fanfic. I am not shitting you.
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Despite all this talk about mutual understanding and letting Soap voice what he wants, Ghost continues to talk over him and focus the scene around himself. Who is the selfish one, again? But at least he got his first prostate massage!
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You'd think Ghost needs to learn a little humility and let Soap 'speak his truth' as it were. But no. We need a top and a bottom, and Soap having the small dick makes him the bottom by default. I don't make the rules.
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You have a fundamental understanding of how human relationships work, bitch. Because your psychopath boyfriend sure isn't respecting boundaries because A) he's fucking a client and B) he clearly doesn't accept what Soap wants. "I want you to fuck me in the mouth."
"Have you considered this post-modernist theory of not accepting -"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK ME"
 
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