Fanfiction Horrors

[Gorillion others]

> Wants to abolish gender norms
> Has the Omega getting fucked by all the alphas

Even though this time around, the Omega has more of a choice, it still boils down to that. It's a fancy harem fic.

It's just a porn addiction.

 

[Thiletonomics]

The infamous Danganronpa piss fic is still getting updated, and is now up to 60 chapters now. / (Archived)

 

[Chandelier]

There is yet another installment to the Bunnypuppy saga, this time from NSFW artist and piss fetishist Cypherr. Looking at her catalogue, she's a fan of underage shit, too. Soap in this one is an underage bunny, being only 15 years old. Archive here.

Spoiler: Bunnypuppy v3

So in this universe there are animal-human hybrids that either live among human civilization or live in the wild. In this instance, Soap is magically a pooner bunny with all the 'confused bits', because apparently animal-human hybrids suffer gender dysphoria.

Every. Single. Time. These authors always clock the pooners with terms like 'wide, birthing hips' and how small they are. Maybe you should've brought a crowbar like a man-brain would've, eh?

Ah, nice to see that human-animal hybrids don't need clothes, despite one working out in the backyard just a few paragraphs ago. Nothing like a sexual SNAFU by getting stuck in a gloryhole.

Again with the clocking. "Massive hands dwarfing his body." These people INSIST they are just like men - they just keep getting dwarfed by actual male bodies.

And wild rabbits carry tularemia. Better carry protection, Mr. Wolf!

If this was a normal het fic it'd be called out for how on-the-nose and offensive it is. Pooners really do get a pass. Sorry, but even with rough sex the MINUTE you start mocking a character for their virginity I will think you're the biggest asshole.

And trans people say conservatives are the ones with an obsession with fertile teens. Someone tell Andrew Tate pooners share the same views as him in their porn that they don't want cissies to read.

Nothing like breaking in a 'fertile' teen, because that's something only icky cissy men dream of.


Ain't nothing like bunny rape of a teenager. This thing has the whole package.

"You don't know what's good for you. So let me, the grown man, rape you into submission because that's all trans male characters are good for."

Lmao at 'cocklet'. This world has animal human hybrids and T therapy for pooner bunnies. Nice worldbuilding.

I will never understand why pooners have such a rape and breeding fetish, but I think it speaks to something deep inside them: they don't want to reproduce, but deep down, they all want to be fucked by a big, handsome white man with a nice cock. It never fails.


"Let me knot this tight fucking snatch" - should be on a board somewhere for 'lines you don't think you'd read in a porn fic.' It's bad. And the repeated confirmation that all these pooners have fantasies about being fucked and bred just keeps getting hammered home.

"You just need this cunnie played with and you'll do whatever I want" is not something women want to hear, but apparently trans men love it! Maybe we should start using it more often, eh?

"Truly a dumb bunny"

Ladies, do you love reading teenagers getting raped by a Drake-sized cock and then being told you're a dumb bunny? Turns out it's hot if you're a pooner writing it.

"This is what he was made for"
Quite a 180 from sobbing and screaming 'no' paragraphs before. Who knew a deep dicking can erase the feeling of unwanted penetration? I'm so glad pooners are here to educate us.

Yeah, Soap is collectively retarded. No self-preservation. He gets raped and decides he likes it because ERMAHGEWD I'M GONNA HAVE BABIES! Step on a fucking bear trap. I'm going to cook you into a goddamn soup.

More of this author can be found here. Her art is just as atrocious as her writing, so keep an eye out for it in the SJW art thread.

 

[Gorillion others]

There is yet another installment to the Bunnypuppy saga, this time from NSFW artist and piss fetishist Cypherr. Looking at her catalogue, she's a fan of underage shit, too. Soap in this one is an underage bunny, being only 15 years old. Archive here

As much as writers can be disgusting degenerates, their readers can be just as bad.

If not worse.

 

[Thiletonomics]

The content of these two fics are already EXTREMELY ISLAMIC CONTENT enough, but why in the fuck does AO3 have these categories for fanfics, when they're even based on fanwork at all, and are only for gross shock value?:

Spoiler: EXTREMELY ISLAMIC CONTENT

 

[Vecr]

There's plenty of more or less original things on AO3. Sure, it's still fan fiction, if you mean fiction written by fans, it's just plausibly not copyright infringing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

why in the fuck does AO3 have these categories for fanfics, when they're even based on fanwork at all, and are only for gross shock value?:

You can just type anything in the "fandom" field, same as with tags. They allow freetext in case you're the very first person writing for an obscure show, but of course people might also just be too horny to know how to format. These particular pedophiles should have used the fandom "Original Work."

I presume there's an equivalent to the tag wranglers who goes through and links synonymous fandoms. I know that the Freeman's Mind and regular Half-Life still haven't been differentiated, but someone's out there making sure that every single way you could type "Marvel movies" or "MCU" or "Marvel universe" all counts as the same category.

 

[Thiletonomics]

I'm not sure how cursed this profile is, but admitting that you watched Family Guy porn at 12 years of age says a lot:



Oddly enough, this writer hasn't written any Family Guy fics, yet.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wattpad/comments/1bw9gz3/megathread_wattpads_new_ai_review_system_and_the/ (Not really worth archiving)

Pedophilic stories banned, LGBTQ most affected

 

[Gorillion others]

I cannot even begin to lament the oversaturation (can it even be called that?) of Naruto in fanfiction. The regular readers are mostly a bunch of overly narcissistic spergs wanting to be "spexial". I can't find anything fucking decent, and the (PL warning) Naruto crossover fanfiction that I've written has fallen out of favor after realizing just how much of a narcissistic sped the blonde autist is. I've tried to make him less of a moron and less of a shithead, but after meditating on just how much Naruto actually fucking sucked (this forum helps), I can't even bring myself to write without cringing internally.

 

[Chandelier]

Trashgavin has decided to bless us with another Ghoap pooner werewolf AU. One of these days I'll have to post her pooner stripper Soap AU - and what's even better is that she cut off her work to all non users of AO3.

Spoiler

She has a full length fic titled "Call Me Yours" that is available only to registered users. However, I have screenshotted some snippets that will be posted below. Nothing super NSFW, but it's always funny getting a look at pooners' inner workings.

Spoiler: Chapter 1

I'll tell you right now a good chunk of these 'content warnings' are for the most blasé scenes I've read.


Normally men will just fuck, no dinner needed. It's usually women who want dinners before sex, lmao.

Yeah but you'll probably get lung cancer well before twink death sets in, so there is that.


Gotta love how Soap, who is a 'transman', still can't resist making sexist comments over women owning cafes.

Spoiler: Part 2

Nothing big happens in this one.


IT'S USUALLY WOMEN WHO CAN'T DECIDE WHERE TO GO FOR DINNER
HOLY SHIT THE POONER KEPT THAT STEREOTYPE

Spoiler: Ghost gets drunk and crashes his bike

In Chapter 3, Ghost gets drunk, has a 'I CAN'T BE WITH YOU' wannabe sad dialogue with Soap, even though they have barely known each other for a week.


1. He doesn't actually get hit and the 'nearly' is Gaz honking his horn. The theatrics get boring real quick.
2. Being a drunk driver is more than a 'reckless decision'. You're putting other people's lives at risk.
3. The 'concussion' involves him also damaging his internal organs, vomiting up his guts (alcohol mostly) and the EMTs giving him a break because being a drunk driver is OK if you're military.

> Ghost doesn't watch for traffic
> Gets triggered at car horns
> Makes you wonder why he is out in traffic

I agree, Gaz. This makes Simon an objectively terrible person incapable of redemption. It's Chapter 3 and I already hate his guts.

> Gives him an entire bottle of whisky
> "Don't get drunk mate"
Bruh

That's right: Ghost gets so blasted the pooner Soap comes over to tell him it isn't the wisest idea to go out driving as drunk as he is. Ghost refuses like the lovable drunk he is, and tells Soap to go away and 'forget about him' - even though they aren't even friends. Soap just gave Ghost a handjob, remember.

Then he gets into a crash.


Because he's moody over the stripper pooner, Price! That's why he didn't call a car!


You really expect me to feel bad for this man, eh?


A retarded one. I don't think the author intended for Ghost to come off as selfish, arrogant and stupid as she did here, but it certainly comes out in the writing. There's no justifying getting blasted drunk, going on your bike, zooming around corners all because you...have some PTSD and are just falling in love with a stripper you just met? Huh?


Wow, Ghost sounds like a wonderful human being. Traumatic and definitely relatable.

Originally wasn't going to post this part, but it's filled with ~misgendering~ and pooner Soap getting sexually assaulted!

Spoiler: Chapter 4

Pretty sure I've featured Micky's stuff here ITT. And yes, she's as dumb as the author of this fic, too.

This is his reaction after nearly getting killed for drunk driving. You are not making him look relatable, Trashgavin.

Yeah that fits. Art student, pooner, stripper? Stereotypes are real.

Ghost has repeat panic attacks over the smallest things. Despite going to therapy - that he hates - has has never learned to cope. Becomes a moody PTSD soldier that will probably end up in jail after murdering someone.

Now, here's the 'sexual assault' of Soap.

1. Usually gay men or women get that anal over dinner plans.
2. Soap says men are shit, while pretending to be a man himself.
3. The description of his outfit is a joke in of itself. I do wonder how he ever got clocked.

Leave it to an actual man to save our pooner princess from getting raped. Why couldn't he beat up the guy who misgendered him himself? That's what a real man does.

These two are roommates and apparently know nothing about each other. By the way, did I mention he nearly ran over Soap in his drunken Sonic spergout?

And guess what? Soap forgives him:

> YOU NEARLY HIT ME FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MURDERER
> "I have dinner"
> OMG WHEN WE GON EAT

Then they start panicking over their cat not getting fed:


Soap asks why Ghost is such a cunt. Trauma, y'know:


Soap freaks out over a cat:

Soap starts crying like a real man because he got a cat picked over him:

Pooners: good for getting fucked or having mental breakdowns over nothing. I love it when stereotypes come true by progressives. I don't even need to do anything!

Ghost pretends to care for Soap after nearly hitting him with his bike:

Please note: these two are roommates and yet have no chemistry together. It just feels like a very awkward divorce.

> Wants him safe
>Nearly killed him while drunk driving

What a wonderful man. I'm sure he's oh so careful about consent despite nearly killing the one he mouthed off to for no reason. Please note all of their arguments occurred when Ghost was drunk out of his mind. This is the FOURTH chapter.

Pretty sure you've already taken advantage of this retarded pooner when you got him to respect you after nearly running him over. This entire relationship is based on miscommunications and Ghost getting his dick hard over a 3-inch turbo-clit, mind you.

How manly. Get this pooner a box of tissues.

 

[Thiletonomics]

While this fanfic seems more shitposting than horror, some of the tags seem to say otherwise:



Link / Archive

Also, what does it mean when a tag has "- Freeform" at the end of it?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also, what does it mean when a tag has "- Freeform" at the end of it?

It means the tag exists in another category already. In this case, they should have entered "Street Fighter" as a fandom, not a misc. tag. Because they entered it as a misc. tag and it already existed as a fandom, -"freeform" was added to the new tag.

Official explanation might be better worded.

Spoiler: Ao3 Tags

Why do some tags appear with "- Freeform" or "- Character" after them?

Tag names must be unique, and each tag can belong to only one category. This means that if a tag exists in one category and is then used in another, the name of the category of the new tag is automatically added as a suffix.

For example:

Buffyfan1 enters Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a fandom tag. A new tag is created.
Buffyfan2 enters Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a character tag. However, this tag name is taken and can't be reused, so it's changed to Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Character.

 

[Chandelier]

Today she's writing trans Viktor content for League of Legends. It's not my fandom, but she's friends with MGCraig, the pooner who wrote that menstruation fic.

Here's a sample. She's considered a "gifted writer".

12k words. I'll have to post samples once I'm on my laptop.

Here are some other oldies:

And this one hasn't written anything in a while.

Well adjusted people.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

While this fanfic seems more shitposting than horror, some of the tags seem to say otherwise:

View attachment 5901687

Link / Archive

Also, what does it mean when a tag has "- Freeform" at the end of it?

>xandermartin
That explains a lot

 

[Chandelier]

This one gave me a chuckle. It's got all the buzzwords: ACAB, junkies and punk bands - as well as punching Nazis! Surprisingly not a pooner fic.

Spoiler

That's right: Soap ran away at 13 years old age, with no education or foster care, and somehow made it to the United States. He must've walked across the southern border.


Johnny has really no personality aside from being a moody junkie. Has an IQ of your average trailer-trash inbred (or insert low IQ group here), or maybe it's because he's Scottish.

Junkies can be so nice...until they aren't. Until they kill you to get to your wallet.

And he gets herpes. Talk about POZitivity!

What I do love about this Soap is that he talks about how the femmes - and I assume they are troons - get harassed, particularly from the punk crowd he hangs around. What does he do to change this? Nothing! He just lets that 'toxic masculinity' simmer, because he's a man, and a gay man at that, and what does he have to do to change that? He's there for cock, not social change.

This 'homophobia' was just a look, nothing more. Plus they are in a punk rock place set up inside of a church, where they punch Nazis. Of course, we know IRL that they don't really do a lot of punching - but they do get shot.



The sex will hit you like a van:

Johnny's moodswings are typical of a junkie, but I have a hard time sympathizing with him. He's not as tough as he thinks he is.

Homeless since 13 years old, no education or even literacy to speak of, manages to immigrate to the US without getting deported as a white guy. I gotta know where he's cooping up.

This next fic is only available to registered users, but I managed to screenshot all of it. In this fic, Laurence the First Vicar has both male and female genitalia, and the author only waves this away by saying he was blessed by the 'Great Ones'. It's not the first one she's written.

Spoiler

So this part is where we kinda see the androgyny here: Laurence is usually written as some form of a twink, but he has a 'slight flare of hips' which lends to the idea he's got both parts. It gets weirder later on, as you'll see.

Of course Laurence has a small cock; we can't have 'average' here.

Those thoughts of this probably should have been placed in italics, because they are elsewhere. And according to this, Laurence doesn't have a perineum. His opposing genitalia are stacked up on top of one another.


"I'm glad I have a man who keeps his promises. How wonderfully you fill me" - would've sold it better, IMHO.

Thankfully Ludwig is not written as a rapist in this fandom. He's always a character that makes sure boundaries are never crossed.

I have said this before: when your characters are fucking and they are talking like they are having tea, my mind is not going to focus on the porn you just wrote.

The Old Blood gave Laurence a vagina and female reproductive system on top of his male one, while it did not do it to Ludwig - who also took the blood - or anyone else. It should be mentioned that in Bloodborne, the task of birthing Great Ones is left to women - and that's what Queen Annalise is aiming for. Having Laurence pack both bits like he's a LEGO set doesn't make sense. It also makes me wonder whether the change happened during birth or when he took it - because Laurence discovered the Holy Blood when he was a young adult.

I don't know how you managed to make a big-dicked Ludwig a disappointment, but you did. My boy deserves better.

 

[Chandelier]

Author BlueLunaMoth has written a BDSM fic where it ticks off all the boxes for social work and being tolerant. She later recommends a website where its activists want prison abolished because criminals can be reformed.

> Worked with veterans as a social worker
> Never learned anything about the military
> Feels proud admitting this

Believe me, it gets worse.

Spoiler: Chapter 1

In a later chapter, the author admits she wrote Soap as an ADHD soldier who got enlisted at 16 due to his great chemistry and math skills, leading him to become a demolitions expert. The author was surprised to learn this, even when you can join military colleges at 16 (you can't be in active service unless you are 17-1.

Soap developed hearing loss in one hear and a total loss of cartilage in one knee. Despite this, he didn't get a medical discharge earlier because the author doesn't know both things earn you an expulsion.

Despite Soap being a 'literal genius', he forgets the days of the week and deliberately refuses to pay his bills because muh PTSD. Instead of making it sound like a genuine struggle, the author makes it seem as if it's weaponized incompetence.

I should mention 'Charlie' there is a person of gender.

As soon as you exhibit signs of hearing loss, you are discharged. It doesn't matter whether you wear hearing aids or not. You are required to have hearing in both ears in order to serve in the military. Plus, having vertigo and not knowing where your enemy is coming from is grounds for discharge, as well. I have no idea how they kept him on despite a disintegrating knee.


You'd be very surprised how fast this relationship moves. Soap goes from throwing a mantrum to blushing like a bride in five minutes flat. PTSD notwithstanding, this makes me roll my eyes. I did have a chuckle at Soap being described as 'perceptive'; if you really were perceptive, why can't you pay your bills?

Now, you're going to need to remember his 'his social skills are so fucking bad' part. Because the author, in as soon as chapter 3, completely forgot she wrote this and describe him as being a wonderful guy who loves being sociable. She has a beta by Chapter 3, so do you think she corrected this? No.

If you need SIGN LANGUAGE TO COMMUNICATE, YOU SHOULD NOT BE IN THE MILITARY. Jesus Christ. This girl can give me resources on prison abolition by a bunch of crimi-niggers but she can't be arsed to look up military protocol. What a dumb bitch.

Spoiler: Chapter 2

As you may recall from the tags, Simon got a degree in gender studies. So he's perfectly suited to be around women - by defending wife beaters. You'll see examples of this later.

Plus, if you fail psych evaluations because you are a psychopath, you are exempt from the military. I got this from two minutes of Googling:

(a) behavior that casts doubt on an individual's judgment, reliability, or trustworthiness that is not covered under any other guideline, including but not limited to emotionally unstable, irresponsible, dysfunctional, violent, paranoid, or bizarre behavior;
(b) an opinion by a duly qualified mental health professional that the individual has a condition not covered under any other guideline that may impair judgment, reliability, or trustworthiness;
(c) the individual has failed to follow treatment advice related to a diagnosed emotional, mental, or personality condition, e.g., failure to take prescribed medication.

The potentially disqualifying conditions are quite general. Some of the more specific circumstances that may be disqualifying under these guidelines include the following:

• History of violent or abusive behavior toward spouse, children, elders, or work associates.
• Behaviors such as compulsive gambling, compulsive sexual behavior [and] compulsive lying. A behavior is compulsive when it is beyond a person's control, i.e., the person continues to engage in it despite adverse medical, legal, social, family or work consequences.
• Abnormal preoccupation with or irresponsible use of weapons.
• Observed symptoms of a possible emotional or mental problem. Symptoms are listed in the section entitled "Clinical Indicators of Potential Emotional or Mental Problem."
• Taking a prescription drug that has side effects of a potential security concern. See the section entitled "Controlling Disorders with Drugs."
• Refusal to take medical/psychiatric tests when so directed by competent authority.

The potential security significance of a psychological condition depends upon how it affects the subject's judgment, reliability or trustworthiness, its severity (intensity and duration of symptoms), whether there has been appropriate treatment or whether the condition is typically responsive to treatment, and the judgment of a qualified mental health consultant about possible recurrence and what else might happen in the future.

You don't get to join at all if you are a murderous psychopath. There are no restrictions to becoming a mercenary, however; that is based on how much you'll do for what you get paid for. Plus, breaking a brass's wrist is going to earn you a write-up yourself. Maybe court martialed if they're feeling frisky.

Here comes the best part:

In the first chapter, from Soap's perspective, the VA is well-staffed. To Ghost's perspective, it is as underfunded as any other. But in lieu of the author's politics and beliefs, Ghost helps 'rehabilitate' wife-beaters. You can guarantee this author would NOT give the same excuse to wife-beating cops, as she is against prisons in general. No one ever seemed to ask her how that logic flies when she's excusing the military -arguably the biggest police in the world - and the military industrial complex. Adding a spice of 'Well I represented men who beat the shit out of their wives because it's better than locking them away and potentially avoiding a murder' is a great way to make me sympathize with Ghost.

Also, lol at the bit of 'validating your feelings' as a scrote. It falls flat when the social worker validating yours also happens to validate those who knock the teeth out of their wives' mouth.

Ho-hum. Would've never expected that. Not enough resources for gays and trannies. The terror!


"We need more money"
"What for?"
"To let wife abusers and people who probably give their own kids PTSD go because we don't want to shove them in prison"
"Excellent, let's get this project started!"

Chapter 3 is where the good shit starts. She has a beta now, so the work will definitely improve in quality!

Spoiler: Chapter 3

He's so fucking smart he:
> Doesn't know where his VA is
> Can't pay his bills
> Doesn't interact with anyone
> doesn't know how many gays/troons are in the US military despite having the 'brain of a hyperactive scientist'. He deals in data, yo.

So, from chapter 1:
- Soap has, by his own admission, 'terrible fucking social skills'
- Locks himself away for months on end
- talks to no one

And by Chapter 3, this is ret-conned to him absolutely loving people and that he's 'not as fucking oblivious as everyone thinks he is.' Well you couldn't pay your electricity bills or check your emails, so I'll say you're pretty fucking oblivious, bud.

I don't know, it's Chapter 3. Maybe it's me liking slow burns or at least some justification for all this easy blushing, but even porn fics that include fucking halfway down the page have more build-up.

Except he isn't useful. He hasn't shown his usefulness at all; remember that he couldn't be arsed to use an email to check if his bills were paid, remember. He also confessed he had terrible social skills in Chapter 1. Seems like the beta didn't catch on to this.

Now, for the 'queers get beat up' comment: this might've been applicable a few decades ago. But now that DADT and openly gay people can join the military, chances are you'll be jumped by a queer guy wanting your ass vs the other way around. Some of those gay dudes aren't skinny twinks; they aren't called tops for no reason. The admission there are few pooners in his unit made me chuckle; they still can't get a break.

Of course, actual women get a mute mention. So much for abolishing the patriarchy.

TBH it was pretty obvious with all that blushing.

> "We need to use precise language"
> Can't even use precision when discussing character traits

Soap is right to be disgusted at Ghost 'rehabilitating' wife beaters and potential murderers. The source the author provides is filled with activists who want an 'intersectional feminist' approach to criminal prosecution. These people do not answer what they would do with actual rapists, pedophiles, child murderers or terrorists. Can you redeem the Tsarnaev (sic) brothers? You tell me.

- "We need to re-evaluate how we approach power"
- "So anyways, I let this military guy go because he said he was sorry for giving his fiancee a concussion. We only give jail time to cops, lol"

> works with vets, knows nothing about the military
> provides ample sources on how to abolish prison
Yeah what fucking use are social workers? They'll just get stabbed first.

Here is the source she is using.


I'll definitely have to keep up on this one, given the sheer progshit stacked in it.

---

Here are some comedy bits to lighten up the mood.

Interesting number there:

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Author Has Never Played Call of Duty

Well, at least they're admitting it. I feel like that's the norm with a lot of these. The writers just think that the characters are hot (or they have a vague conception of how they can use it to push a message) and they want to make their own weirdly political fetish porn so they just use CoD as a vehicle to do that. It's still such a weird and stupid way to actually make a fanfiction though, even if it is just for something as two dimensional as CoD. Like at least play through the original MW2 campaign. Also why is everyone hyperfixated on TF141 and their adventures? There's almost no CoD fics that focus on the American Front, even if it was based pretty much entirely on setpeices.

Soap developed hearing loss in one hear and a total loss of cartilage in one knee. Despite this, he didn't get a medical discharge earlier because the author doesn't know both things earn you an expulsion.

This wouldn't make sense if you actually played the fucking game, especially the ending levels where you play as Soap and you have the superhuman ability to magically heal gunshot wounds.

Spoiler: Autistic Timeline Analysis

I've played all three of the original MW trilogy campaigns and this makes 0 sense in the timeline of those games. There's a 5 year gap between the stories of CoD4 and MW2, with the former taking place in 2011 and the latter in 2016. So presumably all of this is happening around 2012-2015. Without even touching on the social politics of it all, all of these people would be running around talking about being trans and in the military while Russia is engaged in a Civil War and Makarov (a man who can best be described as who NAFO freaks will tell you Putin is) is winning that battle. These SPECIAL FORCES soldiers should be training and gearing up for World War V, not dicking around and "healing with BDSM". I know the author didn't play CoD, but it's incredibly stupid for them to be doing this when a global war is on the verge of breaking out.

I get that you didn't play the games but at least read the wiki summary on them.

 

[Petrusha the White]

COD seemss like the strangest most random game for these types of people to fixate on anyway? Like I know virtually nothing about COD but I've always associated it with those kinda generic dudebro fps games where people yell nigger in the voice lobbies or whatever. I mean MGS at least has a bunch of memes surrounding it so I can see how twerps who just watch cutscenes on youtube might get interested enough to look it up... but COD? What motivates people who don't play COD to give a shit about COD? Especially people who seem like they'd break out into hives if you, y'know, actually told them about how the military stuff is supposed to work.

 

[Crex Crex]

What motivates people who don't play COD to give a shit about COD?

Autism.