Fanfiction Horrors

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A Day Inside May - not as bad as most of the thread, but it hurts to read.
 
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This was mentioned in a thread over on the Tumblr subforum a while ago, but I think it deserves to be shown here. Feast your eyes.

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Speaking of David Bowie...

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/310999/david-bowie-goes-to-equestria

After a horrendous concert, David Bowie realizes he needs to spend more time with his family. He was driving home to get to them until he sees a portal. Upon entering the portal, he gets sent to a world filled with ponies. When he finds out he won't go home, David will have to get used to living in Equestria.



This story is dedicated to David Bowie. One of my favorite artists. He will be missed.

R. I. P.

David Bowie

1947-2016
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I actually went and looked at the Shrek/Bowie one. Sadly, it's only one chapter and Shrek doesn't screw Bowie in it, though he does screw novelist John Green and probably would've moved on to Bowie and who knows who else if the fic hadn't been stillborn.

One by oooooone, only the goooood diiiiieeeee yooooung...
 
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/311691/world-war-2-never-surrender

"So what is your special talent," asked Sweetie Bell.

I was assume she was asking "what's your occupation?" so is said "I am the leader of the Nazi Party and leader of the great nation of Germany."

"What's a Nazi?"

"A Nazi is someone who seeks to avenge wrong doing and promotes good bloodlines."

The three huddled together in the train seats whispering to each other.

"We know how we can get our Cutie Marks!" exclaimed Scootaloo.

"We can get them being Nazis!" shouted Applebloom.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS: NAZIS!!!" they all shouted.

When we arrived at the Canterlot train station they rushed out right before me.

"Ok let's go be Nazis and try to make other ponies become Nazis too!"
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If you haven't read it already, here's a seminal classic of My Little Pony fanfiction.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38824/a-princess-for-a-president

Barack lies down on the grass and closes his eyes. Celestia positions her rear end over him. She lifts her tail and squats with her hind legs. Her horn shines brightly as do her eyes. Lips pursed, eyebrows furrowed, her face is contorted in exertion. Her body shakes, and slowly from her ass hole, a drip of creamy white liquid begins to stream out. It lands in Baracks mouth, and instantly he begins to savour the warm chocolaty taste. It effortlessly slides down his throat, and into his stomach. The aroma of cocoa, mixed with a hint of cherry, and the natural minty musk of Celestia's ass flood his nose. With every gulp he feels fuller, and as suddenly as it started; it had stopped. He traces his hand around his mouth and licks the last of the syrup off his fingers. He sits up and traces his tongue around her starfish, licking up the last of the delicious syrup.
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Meanwhile, in real life, British Prime Minister David Cameron is famously alleged to have stuck his knob inside a dead pig's mouth. Truth is stranger than fiction and all that.
 
Chocolate Elvis said:
Meanwhile, in real life, British Prime Minister David Cameron is famously alleged to have stuck his knob inside a dead pig's mouth. Truth is stranger than fiction and all that.
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Well, the difference is David Cameron probably didn't fuck that dead pig. Obama really did fuck Celestia, though.
 
Wanna see something truly horrifying? This is the most popular fic in the TF2 tag on AO3
An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and estrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred.

This is a breeder farm setting where human beings are kept like cattle, if this shit unsettles you don’t click any further.
Breeding
Forced Breeding
Breeding farm
Feral Behavior
bitches
Mating Cycles/In Heat
Vaginal Fingering
Lactation Kink
Male Lactation
Human Experimentation
Human beings being kept as cattle
Fuckslaves
Forced Orgasm
Forced Pregnancy
Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
Alpha/Omega
Male Pregnancy
Omega pregnancy
Knotting
Knotting Dildos
Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Rape
Rape/Non-con Elements
Extremely dubious
Force-Feeding
Fucking Machines
Machines
Milking
Milking Machines
Enemas
Inflation
Come Inflation
Cattle
Treating humans as animals
Drug-Induced Sex
fear/Distress
Male Knot
feral sniper - Freeform
Cboy Scout - Freeform
forced drug taking
messing
Self messing
Spanking
Dirty Talk
Watersports
Males with artificial female genitalia
Large Breasts
Altered genitalia
Humans with Canine genitalia
Mild Gore
Forced cannibalisation
Human Breeding
Breastfeeding
shock therapy
Electric shocks
Object Insertion
Large Insertion
Orgy
Pregnant Sex
Mild Scat
Slurs
ballgag
Cock Slut
gangrape
large object insertion
Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Forced Alcohol Consumption
Semi-Public Sex
Public Humiliation


The tags alone make me want to retch but I've forced myself to read the entire thing.
 
kittie said:
Wanna see something truly horrifying? This is the most popular fic in the TF2 tag on AO3
An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and estrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred.

This is a breeder farm setting where human beings are kept like cattle, if this shit unsettles you don’t click any further.
Breeding
Forced Breeding
Breeding farm
Feral Behavior
bitches
Mating Cycles/In Heat
Vaginal Fingering
Lactation Kink
Male Lactation
Human Experimentation
Human beings being kept as cattle
Fuckslaves
Forced Orgasm
Forced Pregnancy
Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
Alpha/Omega
Male Pregnancy
Omega pregnancy
Knotting
Knotting Dildos
Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Rape
Rape/Non-con Elements
Extremely dubious
Force-Feeding
Fucking Machines
Machines
Milking
Milking Machines
Enemas
Inflation
Come Inflation
Cattle
Treating humans as animals
Drug-Induced Sex
fear/Distress
Male Knot
feral sniper - Freeform
Cboy Scout - Freeform
forced drug taking
messing
Self messing
Spanking
Dirty Talk
Watersports
Males with artificial female genitalia
Large Breasts
Altered genitalia
Humans with Canine genitalia
Mild Gore
Forced cannibalisation
Human Breeding
Breastfeeding
shock therapy
Electric shocks
Object Insertion
Large Insertion
Orgy
Pregnant Sex
Mild Scat
Slurs
ballgag
Cock Slut
gangrape
large object insertion
Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Forced Alcohol Consumption
Semi-Public Sex
Public Humiliation


The tags alone make me want to retch but I've forced myself to read the entire thing.
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:cryblood:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?!?!?!?!:cryblood:
 
Cynical said:
:cryblood:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?!?!?!?!:cryblood:
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Because I was wondering why almost 1,000 people read it, thought to themselves "Wow what a well written story!" and then left kudos on it. I also filmed myself reading it (because I'm self obsessed) a few months ago to watch my face turn to disgust as the horrors progressed. I've since deleted the video but I remember having to do it in multiple parts because I couldn't get through it in one sitting.
 
kittie said:
Wanna see something truly horrifying? This is the most popular fic in the TF2 tag on AO3
An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and estrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred.

This is a breeder farm setting where human beings are kept like cattle, if this shit unsettles you don’t click any further.
Breeding
Forced Breeding
Breeding farm
Feral Behavior
bitches
Mating Cycles/In Heat
Vaginal Fingering
Lactation Kink
Male Lactation
Human Experimentation
Human beings being kept as cattle
Fuckslaves
Forced Orgasm
Forced Pregnancy
Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
Alpha/Omega
Male Pregnancy
Omega pregnancy
Knotting
Knotting Dildos
Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Rape
Rape/Non-con Elements
Extremely dubious
Force-Feeding
Fucking Machines
Machines
Milking
Milking Machines
Enemas
Inflation
Come Inflation
Cattle
Treating humans as animals
Drug-Induced Sex
fear/Distress
Male Knot
feral sniper - Freeform
Cboy Scout - Freeform
forced drug taking
messing
Self messing
Spanking
Dirty Talk
Watersports
Males with artificial female genitalia
Large Breasts
Altered genitalia
Humans with Canine genitalia
Mild Gore
Forced cannibalisation
Human Breeding
Breastfeeding
shock therapy
Electric shocks
Object Insertion
Large Insertion
Orgy
Pregnant Sex
Mild Scat
Slurs
ballgag
Cock Slut
gangrape
large object insertion
Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Forced Alcohol Consumption
Semi-Public Sex
Public Humiliation


The tags alone make me want to retch but I've forced myself to read the entire thing.
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I just died a bit inside.

However, masochistic as my friends and I are, we're probably going to read it anyway.
 
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