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I finished Mouthwashing recently and I do not have the courage to dig through those fanfics. I just know they'll be full of Jimmy raping various crewmembers.
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I just checked ao3 because I hate myself and: 0 hits, basically posted just now, piss fetish.

I'm fucking done for today.

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Okay, I'm a dirty liar and scrolled down a little further: you were correct!

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Young girls see depictions of periods as being "cramps are so bad you can't even stand up straight! You bleed through 20 pads! Severe mood swings!" and think that it's supposed to be like that... so if it happens to them, they don't see a doctor!
I feel like pop culture depictions like this unfortunately affect how some doctors see the issue, too. I'm in a relationship with someone who had endometriosis so badly that, after years of being ignored and told that completely incapacitating pain was totally normal (including some women, who really should have known better), she eventually had to have a full hysterectomy. If caught earlier, that might have been avoidable.
 
I feel like pop culture depictions like this unfortunately affect how some doctors see the issue, too. I'm in a relationship with someone who had endometriosis so badly that, after years of being ignored and told that completely incapacitating pain was totally normal (including some women, who really should have known better), she eventually had to have a full hysterectomy. If caught earlier, that might have been avoidable.
God, yeah, the failures of ob/gyns can be its own thread... still, doctor shopping ain't always a bad thing.
 
Coming Home has had its chapter update. We are now close to the finish line. The author has gotten more interest and bookmarks since the new season came out, but rest assured, it's still as terrible as ever.

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> Is a worldly leftist who's aware of all the bourgeoise issues and how dedicated he is to the working class
> Has worked alongside the same 'gentrified bastards' he has hated since the beginning
> Knows nothing about them or how they act
Brilliant, just brilliant. And look at that, we have the 'I'm getting choked to death' sentence structure again.
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> 'Viktor sighs, feeling some tension ease'. There.

Now, this is supposed to be a modern AU. You'd think the Cuban mother would be more upset at Viktor being a literal communist than him being a cripple. It's so ridiculous as to be eye-rolling.

What is also funny is that she was the one who gaslit Viktor into accepting Jayce again, because her poor old boy was upset and he dindu nuffin despite signing his rights away to the patent under duress. Funny how the author forgot all about that. Predictably, this fag hag gets all excited and yells like it's a pride parade when Jayce introduces Viktor as his boyfriend.
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You simply could've told your mother you were snowed in instead of crafting a lie like that. But you needed the drama, so...
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Of course she fucking squeals, the bitchy old fag hag. Her poor boy was just sad and needed Viktor to just read his journal and everything was going to be okay! Note that she doesn't even KNOW why Viktor left; she just took Jayce's word for it. Amazing. Can't even get doomed yaoi right.
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Put. Your. Sentences. Together. You dumb. Cunt. This has happened IN EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER.
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> He finds dwelling on what could be pointless
Had to take me a few times to get that across.
> You were the one who was gone for six years
Because of YOUR actions, Jayce. Or did we just forget all that? We're supposed to believe he'd fix things after being given a chance, despite signing Viktor's patent rights away? I don't fucking think so.
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"Are you blaming me?" Yes.
"I thought I was obvious!" Yeah, a bit too obvious, and Viktor ignored it because Plot. And look at that, MORE gaslighting!

I agree, Jayce. This doesn't make sense. Because the author is a retarded fujo who can't construct sentences properly.
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Funny, because that's exactly what their relationship is based around. Viktor literally fucked Grindr Greg the physics TA a few chapters ago, and talked to him about it in front of Jayce, as well as a bunch of other shit that made it obvious Viktor was a tease. I'm honestly sick of these two.
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LEARN TO CONSTRUCT YOUR SENTENCES, YOU STUPID BITCH. I AM ABOUT TO BECOME AGENT 47 HERE
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Of course. No niggers in slash~
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Shut the fuck up with this 'I feel safe' bullshit. I am tired of reading it; you are not in a warzone (only a warzone of shitty writing).

> About his worries Viktor doesn't care
Whose worries? Who cares? Need a little help here, man
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> Viktor immediately leans into it, needing it like water, or air.
Literally that's all it takes.

So, they want to keep their relationship a secret, despite it being established many chapters ago that the student body was already gossiping about them being ex-lovers. This is a stupid thing to harp on about. They're adults. They can do what they want. It's amazing how they don't even factor in social media in this modern AU at all.
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OK, I am fixing this:
"Last night I had a horrible dream. I was on this horrifying beach where all the sand was super sharp...and crab people? In fact, you were straight."

She can't even capitalize 'I'm', for fuck's sake. Of course she has to have the 'wow, who could imagine Viktor as straight?' jab. Yet as a 'dramatic gay' he's a fucking terrible character, with Jayce coming first. I cannot stand these people.
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I wonder how they never managed to hear Jinx scrub at the windows. Their kissing clearly wasn't to the tune of Static X.
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Yes, you are very, very bad at this. Ridiculously so.

"One would think a bunch of brilliant minds would be more mature" - FUCKING RICH coming from the person who forgave his wannabe lover after selling out his patent while deathly ill after he had a tear-jerker session over a fucking journal. Weak!
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Huh, that's a 180 from before from the man who never liked attention. Guess you could say he was just asking for it.

BTW, still not getting over how dumb Jinx's butterfly scheme is. She's just creating mini-drones that can absolutely be retrofitted with explosives. But the author is retarded and doesn't do any research so it's perfectly fine to fly by the seat of your hat if you're writing JayVik.
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How nice that Viktor is actually getting some agency and doing the smart thing for once! It took 11 chapters just to get to this point. Gotta love how the worldly leftist had to buy some expensive lawyers to get what he wants.
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Yes, Jayce, you are way too easily to manipulate. That's been obvious from day one. You managed to get a spurned lover back all by showing him your sketchbook. Isn't it nice to have such a redemption arc?
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UMM UMM YEAH UMM

> As if he'd do anything to hurt him
You just did, earlier in the chapter. But you reconciled because muh sketchbook.

You still have to love the central European bullying the token black chick. It really is subtle white supremacy, lmao.
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The funniest thing about this is that Mel is right: Viktor is absolutely a hypocrite. He rails about class issues and capitalism, while taking in the fruits of its labour and creation. He left a lower paid job so he could make better money and insurance, and didn't sell his patents of his own free will so others can improve upon them. The only patent he sold was the one under duress. The worldly leftist wasn't even AWARE he was working for a nefarious company to begin with; you gotta love how the author's attempt at lambasting a character makes her the most morally correct one.

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Odd. I recall reading Viktor screaming at Jayce for giving him the treatment because 'other people needed it more than I do'. Glad he's accepted it from the hands of the token black girl. We love our black queens!

The only bit of sense this author has made so far is in the author's note regarding Viktor's agency. A lot of fans are noticing how shit his trajectory is in S2, and if the leaks are true, it's going to get worse. Doomed yaoi is not going to save a shitty plot.
 
So, the drawn out Viktor rape fic I was talking about earlier has gotten a chapter update. Consider this the calm before the storm, before Arcane ends finally and Jayce/Viktor become canon or not.

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That's right: this 'foreign touch' on a foreign hand grabbed Viktor's penis because he won't allow him to urinate on his own and didn't even wash his hands afterwards - and then, later on, shoves those same unwashed fingers in Viktor's mouth. Gross.
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I get this is a Dead Dove, but what I hate the most is how God-awful Viktor's characterization is. For a genius, he has no clue what is happening to him and why, despite multiple instances of Jayce telling him he's locked him up as punishment for his suicide and wants to rape him. The motive has been there from the beginning; Jayce told him as much in Chapter 2.
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Ah, yes, ask the fucking rapist if he's sexually frustrated or a rampaging gay rapist male. Good call! And now you're getting sedated and you have to keep asking why you feel nauseated and weak despite Jayce telling you you were sedated. Smart man!
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So...you were asking for it, by attempting suicide, and now Jayce is 'punishing' you via rape. Is that what you're saying? Sure sounds like it.
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If you're wondering, 'those are a lot of paragraphs to describe being drugged' you'd be right! It drags on and on, just like Viktor's suffering...just as the author intended.
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> Body turning ever so slightly onto the further side of the younger
if you are confused by this sentence, don't be. "The younger" is the title the author uses for Jayce, because using his name is too hard.

> Sprawled like a whore, he must be made for this type of treatment
Funny to see people who say sex work is work confirm that prostitution really is paid rape. "Whores" fake their moans. They're women paid to pleasure you, and their pleasure isn't paramount. This metaphor will never not be terrible.
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Reminder that, to add insult to injury, Viktor was described as having a 'toy sized dick'. Because that canonical third leg doesn't exist, oh no.

"I want to tear into him chaotically"
Are you a pitbull at a daycare?
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This is what I hate: this attempt at forgiveness. A man you knew to be a duplicitous motherfucker is now raping you, over and over, and wants to bring guests over to further the humiliation. THEN you are left wondering if he's going to murder you, rape you, or both. And you STILL cannot grasp that you are in danger. The lack of survival skills on this man, wow.piss taker 10.PNG
> Asks if Jayce drugged him
> Jayce told him he gave him a sedative in the beginning paragraph
> Wonders if he's drugged despite suffering the effects of said drug
> Asks what the purpose of the entrapment is despite Jayce telling him he's doing it 'as punishment'
> Still cannot grasp what is happening
> Peak retard

Oh, here come the fun bits.
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Ah, the classic 'you came, therefore you asked for it' excuse. Drugs used to heighten sexual stimuli do not necessitate consent. It is very obvious Viktor is not enjoying this.
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Tickle a man's prostate and yes, you'll get an orgasm. That doesn't mean he asked for it. Don't worry, though: the author saved the proper anal rape for Monday's update.
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> Gets drugged without his consent and raped
> Thinks the man orally raping and sodomizing him is so hot
> Dead Dove?

And yes, this author loves using 'orbs' a lot.
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Because you are drugged, you stupid motherfucker. You're on a drug that will loosen your anal sphincter so Jayce can dump a few huge loads in there.

> Stretch him out on his cock, to be so seamlessly deep his balls could slip inside
Well maybe this might be properly smutty if it wasn't an insulting rape fic. Hard to feel aroused if the main is, you know, a fucking rapist.
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Commenters are wondering if this is Singed, and the author promised more physiological torture. So expect this poor boy to get gaped, raped and debased because muh dead dove.

Here were some comments, made without a touch of irony:
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"I draw the line at gang rape"
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That's not pining. That's sadistic obsession. There's a world of difference; too bad most fanfic readers are retarded to understand that.

This one has Machine Herald Viktor magically becoming pregnant. Link to fic. Archive.
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If you're wondering how Viktor got preggers...your guess is as good as mine.
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I'm so glad the Hexcore didn't abort that beloved baby. I never knew that trans Viktor fics could be so pro life, lmao.
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Yeah, it'd suck to be the Machine Herald while also being a single mother. No social benefits for you, you slut!
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Hexcore is pro life, news at 11. Because having your spine severed from an explosion means you can save a pregnancy.
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Better keep that kid away from Jayce once it grows up. It might just get a dose of hammer time.

Like I said, this is the calm before the storm. The series ends tomorrow so there'll be a fuckton of new fics to pilfer through. I can tell you that a majority of them are bad. Some are meh, rest are cute fluff. But a fuckton of 'em are written by retarded zoomers. I'll give it a few months before they drop it - that is, if the leaks don't confirm the gay astral honeymoon.
 
I have absolutely no evidence for this but I think piss is popular because it's edgy without crossing the line into "makes people on twitter refer to you as a freak and try to dox you" like scat/fart fetish does. Piss should really be in the same category but it got a pass because of that stupid fucking meme. Also, I honestly doubt that a lot of people writing it actually have a kink for it in real life, as in, would engage in piss fetish themselves in a real scenario. It's not really as objectionable in writing. You don't have to smell it! You can be as edgy as you want without actually having to think about the irl logistics of getting piss all over you(?) (I don't know what real life piss fetishists do to each other and I don't want to know.)
In my experience it's actually pretty common for people to write fetish fics for fetishes they don't have, either because it was requested by a reader or just as a writing exercise. (This is usually using characters who were established/implied in canon to have some unusual fetish. e.g. Dr. Bashir from Deep Space 9 has a one off line regarding an attraction to feet for some reason in one episode, so there are quite a few DS9 foot fetish fics based on this. I'd honestly estimate that the majority of them are not written by people who are interested in feet in real life.)
You can usually tell who is writing a kink they're not personally into, though. For one thing, the fic tends to be one and done. At most it'll be a handful about the same specific character who has a (quasi)canon fetish. An actual fetishist tends to have multiple fics about the fetish, and will use multiple different characters as a vehicle. Also, there's a certain way of writing that fetishists tend to pick up just from reading so much content revolving around said fetish. Just certain specific phrases and tropes will be repeated endlessly in fetish fics -- a writer who is writing for a fetish they don't have won't use these, because they never bothered to read the other fetish writings. Why would they? They're not into that shit.
I actually know someone who wrote a DS9 foot fetish fic basically as a shitpost, and got comments from actual foot fetishes about how "refreshing" the fic was because it didn't use the same tired wording/tropes/beats that all the other foot fetish fics use. This is because the author, who has no sexual interest in feet personally, never read any feet-related wank material. Therefore she had no preconceived notions of what "should" go into a foot fetish fic.

Conversely, you can usually tell when someone does have a fetish even if the fic is not about that. You know that meme where you can clock a furry's kinks based on which part of their drawing is the most detailed? Yeah, it basically applies to writing too. A fic where people pee on each other sexually may not necessarily have been written by someone with a bonafide sexual interest in pee, but a fic that randomly takes several paragraphs to go into detail about a character taking a leak even tho its supposed to be a vanilla plot-driven fic is definitely written by a piss fetishist.
 
This pooner would like constructive criticism on her fic. Archive here.
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PS - your boyfriend is straight, retard. But let's take a look at this gaslighting exercise.
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Fascinating how they're not wearing proper protective equipment around acid; all those open beakers and no proper ventilation is a recipe for disaster. Poor cunts can't even afford a fume hood.
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This entire fic is basically the pooner author putting her boyfriend in the Jayce's position, trying to convince this '100% gay' man he's still gay if he fucks pussy. A classic Reddit tale for the ages.
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He's showering in front of those acidic fumes because they don't have a proper ventilation system, lmao. Their lungs would be burning.
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You'll never guess why Viktor is going stealth here.
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You gotta love how these fics always go back to appealing to male sexuality and how all its based around is fucking pussy. Who knew that pooners were so great at living out the based trad memes?
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Hmm, I wonder why that is? Is it because you don't want your accomplishments taken up by a female? Because women are just weak and stupid and it's better for them to identify as men, right? How progressive. Your entire identity has to be safeguarded by a guy who wants to fuck you, imagine that.
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> It's so fucking bad
I'll say.

> Jayce has always liked women, favoured men
But he's still going through a crisis because muh 'male pussy'. Fuck off.

> Base instincts
Ah, there's that 'traditional alpha male' mentality. Amazing how he instinctually knows which ones are the females to 'breed'.
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You'll never guess why he's avoiding Viktor.
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Oh, is that sexual objectification I see? Weird. Why would a man do that to another man and be worried about it?
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I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

The fact that Viktor, the True and Honest Man, has to beg Jayce for his understanding rather than get it as a given also outs him as a woman. You wouldn't be saying this shit in 'bro culture', bud.
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"Look, I don't mean to objectify you, but I am totally objectifying you because of your female genitalia and I want to breed you and I'm just so sorry, okay?"
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Lmao. Because calling it anything else would trigger dysphoria and we don't need Viktor grabbing a gun and shooting up kids.
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> This really fucking sucked
Yes, because you're innately objectifying the female body because, despite all the linguistics, you know that's a woman. That's all he can think about; he thinks about it more than the NXIUM.
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Ah, there's that struggle session. You're having a bisexual man...struggle over fucking 'boypussy'. I fucking despise these people. Can't even escape the subtle 'do better' conversations.
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You're totally gay if you fuck pussy, yo.
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He can't fuck normal, TERFy women oh no. Those ugly cis bitches. He needs a trans man because it's only Fellow Men that make him feel good.
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Mm yes, that T-cracked pussy is so alluring, wars are fought over obese pooners.

I should note that the Trans Viktor tag on AO3 now has 500 entries. Terrifying.
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Ah, that wee 1-2 inch 'cock'. So wittle and tiny a Korean can mock it. They really do give themselves away.
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I'm amazed he hasn't fainted by having that boner for more than four hours. He'd be in the ER, not fucking Viktor's boypussy for hours on end. I wonder how long this pooner's boyfriend lasts in bed.
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Yes, we need that fucking struggle session, even though Jayce in this is bisexual. Who fucking cares? Oh right, we need to be kind and affirming, that's what.
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Well, least you got that gay stereotype right: the need to fuck in front of an audience.
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I wonder why? Runeterra doesn't have transphobia...so why is Viktor, a woman, trying to hide his genitalia? Because it's disgusting to be a woman? Nice message you've got there.
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Least it's not Rapunzel pubes.
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This woman cannot decide whether she wants to use clit or cock, even though the two have different embryological origins. As for 'hole', we have four. I despise that term and will never stop calling it out.

Here comes the smut.
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Gotta have the short pooner! We can't have it any other way.
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Don't bother to say Jayce 'might not like it' when he's been pining for that pooner pussy since the beginning of the chapter. It's terrible misdirection.

I have to wonder if this Viktor is on T if his 'clit is bigger than others'. I will also never stop laughing at 'little cock' because that's not what we're looking for in smut.
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> You really love pussy huh?
Yeah because he's bisexual. But there's no mention of the word 'bisexual' because that's a dirty word.
> I want to fuck you until you bleed
Ouch.
> Slick pulse out of Viktor's hole
Which one?
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Ouch. And I love how the vagina is being compared to notches in a bird house. We getting the literal hammer out now, Jayce?
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You know what? This wouldn't be so bad as a straight fic. I mean it is, but bear with me here. We all know this is just a het fic with the tags mixed up. Trans men are men...but don't you want a piece of that pussy power?

One thing you will notice with these trans fics, regardless of the fandom, is that the male characters get to keep the language for their genitalia while female ones have to have male ones because it offends the pooners. Oh they'll use 'pussy' no problem...but don't you dare say that they're women, you fucking bigot.
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Man, if this wasn't a glory hole, I'd think this was a twist on the Handmaid's Tale with how badly Jayce needs to breed this True and Honest Man! And he cums like a horse, too!
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Hope you clean that shit up, else you'll become a seahorse dad fic.
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Glad to see horse-dick Jayce has infinite stamina. Must've rolled a 20 thanks to Mage Viktor.

So after this acid bath escapade, what do the commenters think? The usual:
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Mmm yes, because gay men just love pussy. Give 'em enough time and they'll come around.

I'll probably review more fics later, but needed to get this out. See you later.
 
Why are they allergic to owning up to the fact they actually love straight, very heterosexual fucking? (Rhetorical BTW.)
 
Just for once, I'd like to see a smut fanfic that actually tries to stay in-character instead of recycling the same generic descriptions and dialogue. Don't people get sick of reading the same slop all the time?
 
Here's another Pokémon ABDL fic, which again describes the gross details VERY specifically:

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And for collaborative fanfics like this, do you have to share it with the other writers that you want in the options in AO3?

And this user's profile is just cursed, and the PFP proves that K-On! was a mistake:

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Just for once, I'd like to see a smut fanfic that actually tries to stay in-character instead of recycling the same generic descriptions and dialogue. Don't people get sick of reading the same slop all the time?
They're out there, you just have to look hard (or very hard, depending on how many idiots are in a particular fandom). What most people do is they find a specific author who can do it and just read whatever that author puts out. Much more efficient than trawling the tags. 🙏
And for collaborative fanfics like this, do you have to share it with the other writers that you want in the options in AO3?
AO3 has an "add co-author" option when uploading a fic, and then the co-author has to accept being added as a co-author, so if some random adds you to a fic you have nothing to do with, you can just reject it. (I've only heard of this happening by accident.) Fics generally aren't written directly on AO3; what co-authors usually do is write their fic in a chat somewhere and copy/paste it, pass a word document back and forth, or (most commonly afaik) have a google doc that they both have editing access to. You can also have co-authors who didn't do much if any of the writing directly but did contribute heavily to plotting, etc. to the point where they were basically telling the actual author what to write. I think I might have a fic I'm co-author on somewhere where this happened.
 
What most people do is they find a specific author who can do it and just read whatever that author puts out.
Also, finding accounts and authors who recommendations you trust. If you like someone's writing, chances are, you will also like the stuff they like to read too so keeping tabs on their bookmarks is a nice way to find stuff.
 
When I say the Trans Viktor tag has exploded, it has exploded. As of this writing, it is 521 fics, and the retarded pooners are out and about with their gaslighting. I found this one who wanted to write her T4T fic and was upset 'Netflix didn't want to take it up'. I wonder why. Link to fic. Archive.
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Yeah I'm sure my mother would love to look at your obese ass with the tank track scars and sandpaper vagina. We're all just so eager to fuck you.
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Hurricanes are just as destructive as tsunamis; what a terrible metaphor. We're already off to a bad start.

Why does Viktor need hairpins? His hair is short.

You have to admire how a 'gay' magazine has pooners in black lacy thongs and 'pillowy pectorals' that are covered in mastectomy scars. One of them also has no nipples so you're basically looking at a Michelin man chest. How sexy.

Ah, there's that description of those 'proud cocks'...that stand 1-2 inches. I'm sure my mother would drool at the sight at one of those wee erasers.
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Roid clits aren't hot, and then once the T actually starts setting in all that 'wet and messy' shit and vaginal mucus starts drying up. Pooners - around 50% of them - can't even hold in their piss, so I guess they're good for watersports. Eugh, can't believe I just said that.

> Jayce Talis is not a prude
> Has no idea what gay porn is despite allegedly being a 'gay man'
> Obviously knows enough about trans culture to get T
> Doesn't know his own community
Top kek.
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If he was an actual gay man, they'd just start fucking. This 'will he or won't he' is just female coded.
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> Confronted with every aspect of testosterone on the human body
> No swathes of ugly cystic ance
> No obesity
> No disgusting smells
> No split, cracked skin
> No NAFLD
> No heart problems
> No thinning hair
> No ass crack hair
> Floppy pancake tits

Yeesh, not even bears let themselves get this low.
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Twenty six years old, dosed up on T, doesn't even know anything about his own culture and thinks zippertits are hot. Nice standards you got there.
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Yes, I'm sure that masturbation fantasy fits well when your pussy feels like sandpaper. I can imagine the skin coming right off.
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Here we go with the Rapunzel pubes again. What is it with pooners and their absolute refusal to trim? Gay men wax their assholes; why can't they?
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Ah yes, that 1-2 inch eraser cock is 'twitching' and 'throbbing' and doing all the stuff a normal dick does. I love it when pooners gaslight people and their echo chamber responds with THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD. What food? Bitch you're starving us with that microcock.
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What head? It's smaller than a bottle cap.
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Here we go with that 'cock' description. It is not a cock and never will be. Notice how pooners don't ever want you talking about how big their roid clits get because that shit is just embarrassing.
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So, we can use 'cock' as a replacement for the clit, but under no circumstances can we use 'vagina', because that's fucking genocide. Fucking amazing how pooners always resort to the incredibly misogynistic theme of the male body being default and desirable in porn.
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Entrance. It works just as well. 'Hole' can mean anything; we have four. Not that pooners know or care.
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Fem-brained. Gay men have no issue going up to each other and fucking. POZ LOADS wasn't just a meme.

Another pooner decides to write astral gay sex with a twist: one of them has a vagina. The first chapter is boring so I'll be posting the second.
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You know what I said about no niggers in slash? Pooners love writing about white skin. They'll tell you they hate white men in one minute while getting excited at the chance to LARP as one. It's pottery.
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> Beaming solar flare light
> Candle buffeting in the wind
One of these things is not like the other. The former can literally fucking atomize you.
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What frotting? You don't have a dick, you have a clit. You can't even write a magic astral cock? Come on.
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Imagine that: the pooner gets flipped onto her back by the strong masculine male. Totally gay sex and not your typical hetero-upsetero fic, oh no.
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All this and you still have a vagina; you can't even go the full nine yards and go the 'trans' part of the transition. You won't need a Frankendong here. Fascinating how pooners don't actually want to explore and abide by that concept.
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Ah, there it is. Every single 'gay sex' fic involving a trans man always goes back to being bred like you're some sort of cow. It's almost as if the male character knows, instrictually, what you are and thinks slamming that T-addled pussy is going to give him his progeny.
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It's not a cliché when we use it, dood. This is literally just straight sex with 'M/M' on top. You cannot convince me otherwise.
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It's just gay sex bro, trust me dood, it's a trans man writing it, it's not straight, dood.

This one comes from an angry asexual who feels the need to write porn. One of the greatest mysteries of the universe that has yet to be solved.
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Mm. What kind of discourse, I wonder?
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You're going to come to the conclusion that, for a pegging fic, this is the most boring shit ever.
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"I'll knock your lights out just like Cuba"
"You'll be a proper wetback on my pussy."
"I'll give you the whole enchilada."
"I'll serve you the border patrol with this cock."
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For an edging fic, these people sure do talk a lot. I rolled my eyes at how much dialogue is used. Are you fucking, or talking over tea?
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Stop fucking talking, and get on with the fucking already.
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Huh, would've have imagined Jayce was aroused had the author not told me. Must be that autism speaking.
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There's the asexual reference: asexuals claim they are not interested in sex, yet write, create, and consume porn, and in this case, can use a strap on to peg a man. But it's not sexual attraction, oh no. Your brain synapses aren't firing. Your innate need to fuck isn't working. You're totally not into sex while fucking a man's asshole.
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I'd be crying too if my partner talked this fucking much during sex. Shut up, already! Or else I'll go back to Catalinaville. Now THAT has a plot!

Now, to sum up this wee post before I find more content, feast your eyes on a piece that needs a visit from Gary Plauche. Most JayVik fics are solely based around adults going at it, but this one has an adult Jayce going after Viktor as a female child. And yes, Viktor is trans in this one too - because it ain't just one form of grooming.
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Yeah, no. There is no 'consensual underage sex' when you, an adult man, is grooming a child. Fuck you, and go feet first into a woodchipper.
 
Now, to sum up this wee post before I find more content, feast your eyes on a piece that needs a visit from Gary Plauche. Most JayVik fics are solely based around adults going at it, but this one has an adult Jayce going after Viktor as a female child. And yes, Viktor is trans in this one too - because it ain't just one form of grooming.
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Yeah, no. There is no 'consensual underage sex' when you, an adult man, is grooming a child. Fuck you, and go feet first into a woodchipper.
Losing it at the inclusion of the "Consensual Underage Sex" tag when the other tags on it are literally "Coercion" "Grooming" "Rape/Non-con Elements" and "Implied/Referenced Child Abuse". (Um, what does implied/referenced mean here? I can see the cunnilingus tag right there. That should just be "Child Abuse".)
I've said earlier in this thread, but generally the "Consensual Underage Sex" tag is used for minor/minor ships, such as in fics written about a high school drama show where all the principle characters are teenagers. Maybe things are different in the Arcane fandom, since this isn't some kind of site-wide hard rule, but in the fandoms I've been in, it wasn't seen as appropriate to use that tag for minor/adult pairings unless they were in a Romeo & Juliet laws situation (e.g. if two 17 y/os date, one of them is gonna turn 18 before the other unless they literally have the same birthday).
I'm a strong supporter of people writing whatever they want, because it's not like any real people are actually getting hurt or exploited no matter how many words you put on a page, but I'm an even stronger believer in tagging it clearly so people know what to avoid. These tags just send mixed messages.

"Grooming" as a tag on a fic about a Trans Kid™️ is really good, though.
Here we go with the Rapunzel pubes again. What is it with pooners and their absolute refusal to trim? Gay men wax their assholes; why can't they?
Isn't the move supposed to be to shave to make your dick look bigger? Shouldn't pooners be trying that out for their roid clits? I mean, I don't know (or care) if it would actually work, but you'd think they'd try it. Maybe keeping their bushes is some kind of reverse psychology "It only looks small because I don't shave lol".
Option two: Trans of all kind aren't exactly famous for being best friends with hygiene. Not that you have to shave your pubes to be hygienic (a lot of gynecologists actually recommend against it if youre vagina is healthy), but it's unlikely that someone who doesn't consistently wash themselves would go out of their way to neatly trim their shit, let alone wax it off.
Option three: Considering how many pooners are sexual abuse victims who never got proper therapy for it and appear to just be transitioning to make themselves less attractive to SCARY EVIL CIS STRAIGHT MEN, they may avoid waxing simply because they associate it with porn + looking pornified. (Gonna be honest, I don't really think there's a non-pornsick way to prefer shaved pussy over natural pussy. But then again, I'm female - maybe men just prefer to be able to see the goods clearly? But even in that case, it'd still be a decision that a woman makes in response to what men like. [Though if your goal is to have sex with men/you have a boyfriend or husband and you're doing it for him, I don't see how that would be a bad thing.])

All this and you still have a vagina; you can't even go the full nine yards and go the 'trans' part of the transition. You won't need a Frankendong here. Fascinating how pooners don't actually want to explore and abide by that concept.
Trans fic tropes are so retarded, man. They really do want to just write straight sex while pretending it's not straight. I really miss the oldschool mpreg/omegaverse days when people would do the same shit but NOT think that this somehow validates their identities. "Mysterious wet yaoi hole literal ass-pussy" was not something we were expected to believe applied to real life. "Some men have vaginas!" is.

For some reason your post reminded me that I recently read a (genderbent) lesbian fic where a character asks her girlfriend to use a strap-on on her and the girlfriend responds by accusing her of wanting to have sex with a man and wanting to pretend she (the girlfriend) was a man. Shockingly, I didn't see any comments decrying this as transphobic or bioessentialist or whatever buzzwords they like to throw at anything that equates penis = man. Then again, I suppose the author might have deleted those kinds of comments. Plus, in context the girlfriend is a man-hating lunatic with sexual trauma in her backstory, so maybe that's why she gets a pass. (Not that TRAs tend to let people use that 'excuse' in real life. Also, I don't exactly have high expectations for the reading comprehension of the average AO3 browser. Then again, this was a Star Trek fic, and that fandom does skew a little older.)
 
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Here's another cursed AO3 profile that checks the usual boxes in terms of degeneracy:

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  • Furry PFP :agree:
  • "Characters depicted are 18+" disclaimer :agree:
  • Posts/used to post on DeviantArt, Tumblr, and FurAffinity :agree:
  • Writes about Diaper and Inflation (not the financial kind) kinks :agree:
  • Typical canons associated with degeneracy in Sonic, Pokémon, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Persona 5, and Fire Emblem (although strangely no Three Houses fics, since most of the FE degeneracy is from there) :agree:
And here's two example fics from this writer, featuring the usual soiling shit:

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On a side note, what type of fanfic writer would be more associated with degenerate writing, a writer that focuses on one or a few series (i.e. M's Fire Emblem Guro fic series), or one that writes about all different ones?
 

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Here's another dump of Trans Viktor fics. They're pretty much the only ones I can keep up with (like I said, there has been an explosive growth in the Arcane fandom, especially JayVik fics). This author writes nothing but trans male characters, and it is not an exaggeration. Any fandom she is in - her most popular is Resident Evil - is filled with nothing but pooners. Here is her newest Arcane fic.
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If you're wondering if this sounds stupid, for once this isn't the fanficcer's fault. This is what happens in the show: Mage Viktor, the time traveler who alters the timelines to get the 'soul mates' together, keeps Jayce as his personal pet corpse. If that sounds horrifying, it is.
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I highlighted this because there is irony in that term: this Viktor never actually becomes the Machine Herald, and simply lords over mindless automatons that do not represent the pinnacle of human evolution (which is what original Viktor was).
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> Controls time and space
> Cannot control the weather
> Caused mass extinction among non human species because for some reason they could not be mechanized
> Does not know what other Piltovers or Zauns look like despite being omniscient
> Logic
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And yet, you can't manipulate the weather or actually create a proper Eden unless it's at the top of your tower. Nice.
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"I'll make sure you're safe by dooming you in this eternal timeline I created because I love you or some shit"

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Again, you might think this is the author's fault, but that's really how the plot works in the show. It's that fucking bad. Viktor needs to 'guide' this Jayce, but he also doesn't, and he wants to keep him there and fuck him as a pet for all eternity. Would be a horror story if it wasn't so boring.
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Ah, so Viktor is cosplaying as Gandalf the White while also keeping his mechanized body. Interesting development. But I also have to wonder why it would disturb 'his' Jayce when all the Jayces loved Viktor.
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Imagine the smell of that unwashed foreskin. Viktor must have shut off his olfactory sensors in order to avoid that stench.
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> Says he won't invade too far into Jayce's mind
> Casually says he can force Jayce to say, upending his mission to stop the Glorious Evolution
Lmao, pick a struggle.

And indeed, the entire plot of Act 3 is based around Mage Viktor being a bored god. I am not exaggerating.
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That would probably be a benefit as it would end the retarded time loop. Imagine that, a pooner fic that tries to make sense!
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> He's forgotten how to feel
> Experiences boredom and sadness and sexual pleasure
> Wants Jayce to beat him but also to join him
OK, buddy.
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> Wasn't a good friend
> Still manages to get Jayce to love him in all timelines
OK.
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Guess that defeats the purpose of all those 'affection' comments, eh? All that for nothing.
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Imagine this: you're a God that can manipulate space and time, with a magic pussy, yet you can't expand your throat to give a blowjob. Incredible.
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> He can't tell the truth, it won't affect his mission
> It actually does
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You can bend time and space but can't work that Hexussy into taking that Latino cock. Sad!
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That doesn't make sense because you'd still end the world, but hey, it kinda does fit the theme that they saved the world from a time loop over eternal love for cock. I really wish I wasn't exaggerating that last part, btw.
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Ew. Hope Viktor has some bleach for that robo-pussy. That shit is gonna smell.
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You haven't prevented anything, retard, you caused all of this. Literally, every bad thing in the world is due to Mage Viktor. That's not a bug, but a feature.
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Last sentence was, 'Viktor smirks'. Not bad as far as troon fics go - it hasn't collected a bunch of bookmarks like the other spicy ones - so we'll move on to worse ones.

This one is a pooner fic written by a pooner author (no surprise) and is her first time writing smut. It's very dysphoria friendly! No mention of any genitalia so people won't be offended.
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A bunch of new fics are all AUs after that abysmal ending, which I don't mind, but they get repetitive real quick.

Now, I have to wonder whether Viktor in this is his 7'0 self, or the self that came out of the cocoon. If he's his 7'0 self people are going to gawk. And there's no way in hell a hospital is going to give up questions if you went there in the first place - if you're belligerent, they'll just kick you out. I'm sure they have a reason to be weary when said 7'0 former murder robot is lounging around with a shitty mask.

Them being poor and homeless when they could have gone to a shelter to begin with is an oversight. Jayce absolutely looks like a bum and could probably get free booze, but Viktor? Gonna be hard to give anything to that guy.
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> Has blackened skin
> Goes to the hospital
> Won't answer questions
> They eventually give up

Interesting how quick they are to find jobs - but where they do is never explained. Since it's a 'smut' fic, you aren't meant to ask questions or think too hard.
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> Get jobs as inventors
> Do not make enough money for food
Ho hum. Probably should've haggled for a better paycheck.

Now, is Viktor the 7'0 cyborg or not? If not, he's more or less the same as when he was Jesus. What's the big deal?
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> Nearly end the world because you decided that human emotions were the root cause of all evil
> Get called back to reason because a guy gave you puppy dog eyes and said you were beautiful (real)
> Suffer no consequences for your actions or even endure any real guilt, because muh feelings
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Well that's good that you want your genocidal partner who was only evil for five minutes! Man I love redemption arcs. They're so cool.
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Uh, technically he IS the things he's done, because he did convert a fuckton of people into automatons. Love story or not, there's no getting past that. Once you apply the thinking cap, these things fall apart.
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1. The brace is fused to his chest, and it cannot be removed
2. The tank track scars are still there despite him no longer having any human flesh.
3. Despite the underlying themes of transhumanism, Viktor still suffers dysphoria because his body isn't his own...despite actually transitioning in the truest sense of the word

Even pooners in their wish fulfillment dreams are unhappy.
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What bones? He's mechanized. I will give the author this at least: her smut is not too graphic, she's not using 'hole', and it's not that bad at all. Plot wise it's dumb, but nothing worth noting. If she writes even more graphic smut, it'll be roasted and posted here.
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Hopefully you'll get a better paycheck next time, boyo.

Now we enter more graphic territory. I have featured this author before; she is the they/them who posts nothing but trans male porn (as is expected). Her first smut fic was rather boring, so let's see if she's improved at all. Link to fic. She plans on adding a second chapter of aftercare.
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> be a man
> You don't clean your bathroom mirror
Yeah that fits.

Now, I have to appreciate Viktor, the True and Honest Man, performing FTMfemininity. He wears a black dress with a cut down the thigh, a fucking butterfly hair clip that only five year olds wear, and, I assume, flat shoes.

> Social construct of men not being able to wear dresses
1. You're not a man
2. It's the cut of the fabric, not the dress itself. You're literally wearing a woman's dress and pretending you are male. You're abiding by social norms surrounding masculinity to even have a trans identity in the first place; without it, you'd be a woman in a dress.
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Yes, an adult 'man' is wearing a butterfly clip that absolutely is not tacky or out of place. But the symbolism!
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He reads like he dresses like a cross between Lil Nas X, Ellen Page and Miley Cyrus. Definitely not fashion icons worth emulating.

And yes, this wee pooner, who is totally a male, is wearing a necklace that would put Cartier to shame. Really pushing the limits, lil dood.
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Those 'lingering looks' are probably more of, 'the fuck is that fashion sense'? Than 'oh wow, look how hot you are.' And you're not even wearing the right shoes, lmao.

> How many times can one have the exact same conversion
Hmm, how many times can one write the exact same trans Viktor plot? Your move.
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Get it? The token black woman is so impressed by the pooner's fashion she wants to emulate it! You go, dood! And Jayce is right there acting all jealous all because Viktor dares to speak to another man. What a slut!
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Yes, because you're a male doing that for a female. Actual gay men don't care - and fists would be flying anyways.

> Well manicured nails
He works with machines so they're not going to be that well manicured. I bet this masculine dood does nail art, too.
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Fucking hell, how much more feminine can you get? Black lace panties with a bow? Must've been so triggering buying that shit in a lingerie shop. (I also doubt that this author could fit into a pair in real life, as all of them are morbidly obese.)
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> Animal like
So...like a horse? Bull? Chimpanzee? Help me out here.

Ah, there's that wonderful word: hole. You can get this lil dood in dress and black lace panties, and happily use 'pussy', but you cannot use 'vagina'.

I'm glad Jayce has night vision so he can see how pink Viktor's pussy is in the moonlight.
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Viktor has issues with his spine. How the fuck is he bending his back like that? It's like these disabled pooners forget that the character they are writing about is also disabled.

For a squirting fic, this sure is underwhelming. The one I posted above that was 10k words (the one with the acid spill) put more effort into it.
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True and Honest Men wear black lace panties and are disabled but are magically cured of their disability with a good fucking. Now, if only these obese white autistic girls could find a man like Jayce. He'd have to get through that FUPA first.


Round Two. This fic was based on the pedophilia fic I screenshotted earlier ITT. Such an inspiration, to base your fic on an adult male grooming a child. And no, I will not be reviewing it because I am not a sick fuck and do not wish to read child porn about 12 year olds getting sodomized and vaginally raped.
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Here's a Werewolf/Vampire AU where both Jayce and Viktor are troons. Ekko and Jinx are also non binary for some reason.
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I love how Ekko is just 'the black teen' and he has no other character development. Classic progshit racism.
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LMAO. YOU THINK THE TOKEN BLACK CHARACTER IS A NORMAL HUMAN. FUCKING WEW, LAD.
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That's a walking contradiction if I've ever seen one. Show how you're a vampire by...walking in the sun and NOT turning to dust? Ho hum.
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Really? I couldn't tell. Is this camera made out of silver? Werewolves can't use it, then.
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> They were standing there, menacingly!
> Can't fight, later has a fight scene
Kek
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They're doing this in open sunlight, btw. I guess they're like Twilight vampires in that they don't roast in the sun.
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That's right: she got converted into a vampire by Isha, who bit her on the wrist. Nice storytelling you got there!
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> Wonders if people are going to know about her truth
> Earlier admitted she doesn't care
> Author cannot remember what she wrote
> kek
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If you're wondering why Jayce and Viktor are trans in this, and why Ekko and Jinx are non binary despite using normal pronouns, it's OK - it never gets answered. Just shut up and read the fanfic.

This one is actually not a trans Viktor fic, but it is a gangbang fic. Had a skim of it and was not very impressed.
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Despite the tags, this isn't really a gangbang. They just give him a handjob.
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Ah, he did the 'you're perfect just the way you are' meme. Ugh.

So, they were FWBs and were happy to use each other for sex, and later Viktor wonders if him taking the initiative could have changed Jayce's mind. It obviously did not work earlier.
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Well you kept fucking each other. Did it not mean anything then?
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But you two were already in a sexual relationship. You gave blowjobs to each other and railed each other. You mean to tell me this never happened before?
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This turned from a dubcon to an American Pie moment. I had to laugh. What a way to de-sexualize your smutfic.
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Oof, rejected. Don't worry, you'll fuck in the astral plane, swear.
 
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Trans fic tropes are so retarded, man. They really do want to just write straight sex while pretending it's not straight. I really miss the oldschool mpreg/omegaverse days when people would do the same shit but NOT think that this somehow validates their identities. "Mysterious wet yaoi hole literal ass-pussy" was not something we were expected to believe applied to real life. "Some men have vaginas!" is.
It's definitely the political landscape that's changed. The old school yaoi holes were done by those who knew it wasn't serious and still moved on with their lives. The new crop of trans fics are written by pooners who are just projecting their identities onto fictional characters - to which they happily admit and take pride in. Knowing that they really are a bunch of disabled autists who mentally and psychologically cannot separate fact from fiction is telling. I don't think I've ever seen such a smug outcropping of, 'Um actually, it's gay sex if another man fucks my pussy because I identify as a man and genitalia has nothing to do with sex/gender'. It's definitely a spillover from the tumblr days and has only been made worse by TikTok and Twitter.

Well this is nice. A rape-filled threesome.
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Nah, I think you should say what you saw, Future Jayce. Because right now, and what you plan to do, I wouldn't blame Viktor for one minute eliminating all of humanity. Nothing like preventing the apocalypse like raping the one you claim to love. Imagine being given access to all timelines and Mage Viktor never accounted for one where his past self gets raped.

> Being restricted by the muscle
What muscle?

interesting how the first thing young Jayce does is act aggressive and jealous, instead of wondering who the fuck this new Jayce is. It's almost as if something sinister is going on there.
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> This is a lot
I'll say.
> Anger bubbling up at the closeness of Viktor and the other him
Why? You should be more concerned with his appearance and why he looks like that. You aren't even going to ask any questions?
> Taller of the matching pair
They're both the same height, albeit Future Jayce should be a wee shorter because of his bum leg.
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Jayce acts horrified, because that's what a man with morals does, but at the end of the day he devolves into a penis nigger and resorts to rape just because he can. Protip: if the 'love of your life' does not reciprocate your affection, it's time to move on. No point in getting frustrated, but since Jayce is a penis nigger, he feels it is within his right to 'break' Viktor in.

Oh, need I mention this author wrote this with the inspiration of her wife?
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> Noises of unwanted pleasure
Ah, there's that 'oh well you came, therefore you wanted it'. I hope Viktor goes full Glorious Evolution and just genocides all of humanity all because of what his partner did to him. What a way to save the future, eh?

> A part of him just wants to hurt Viktor as punishment for his actions
> Doesn't consider this would drive Viktor further and further into that doomed timeline all because of your actions
> Feels bad, but doesn't care, because his cock is talking

Aren't you happy for the misery porn?
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> Silver vice
What?
> seeing that disappear and raw emotions on full display made that sick desire stir
I hope Viktor gets full penis pilled on this and decides to castrate every single male in existence. You're certainly defending the future of tomorrow, Jayce.
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> Phallic sounding noises
Okay...?

This whole 'I'm lonely so I have the right to rape you' is borderline psychopathic. Cut this man's nuts off already.
> So good, it's what you deserve
And I hope he fucking obliterates your future and makes you eat your own dick. After all, it's what you deserve.
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> Wasn't the cleanest
Imagine choking on 3-6 month unwashed dick. I'd be vomiting. And what do you mean Viktor is 'meant to be crying from his cock'? He's already crying!

> That is due to the shitty prep
No shit. Spit is not lube and you're sodomizing him. Of course it's not going to feel good.
> For Viktor's sake he doesn't want to hurt him
Fuck. You. Eat a fucking shotgun.
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> He clearly enjoyed it
He's being sodomized, is crying literal buckets of tears, is choking and is trying to make every effort to get away. Physiological reactions do NOT imply consent. Hell, there's a line right there that says he is being degraded and how much he hates it. How the fuck is he 'enjoying it'?
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No, it wasn't 'okay', it wasn't 'good', you just doomed your timeline - and for good fucking reason. I hope that Viktor becomes like Ultron and just nukes all of humanity for machines. Total Jayce Death. And the vile bitch and her wife who wrote this should probably choke on some humble pie, too.

This one has 'seen the trans Viktor headcanon' and is going to die on that hill now. Mentions of dysphoria because even in fiction pooners cannot help but be paranoid about people clocking them.
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What, remove a tie? Viktor is seen wearing one in the show. You mean to tell me pooner Viktor has never worn a tie? Tsk tsk. All those attempts at playing a man and he can't understand male fashion. Sad!

>Viktor was not one for snappy comebacks
Yes he is. That's literally his entire personality.
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Yes, in a world where there isn't transphobia because of magic and augmentation, Viktor got called slurs and made to feel that he's the woman he actually is. The poor, poor thing. I guess we need more pity parties on how pooners need love and care - while transwomen drop kick bookshelves and threaten to stab the shit out of people. Interesting how they keep that female socialization, eh?
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This is their first time having sex and they're being very sentimental about it. You can tell this is a female-coded character because gay men would just get straight to fucking in any place.
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> Be a True and Honest Man
> Have mental breakdowns at randoms calling you a 'girl' and a 'woman'
> Still cry about it even in fanfiction
Lol. Lmao.

> He did learn quickly what Jayce liked
You just met him.
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Fingers painting what? Calligraphy? Gender affirming speeches? Enlighten me, here.
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Yes, it's that hard to remove your underwear. This tranny smut fic manages to be so sentimental as to be sappy. One thing I can give it though is that it doesn't use that dreaded 'hole' and the smut is rather tame to the point it's boring.
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Ah there's that porn spread! We need one of those! Which makes me wonder: how many of these pooner authors actually do that? All these Ashers and Arlos and Aidens sitting down in front of their 'gay boyfriend' spreading their labia. Really gets the noggin joggin - if they manage to snag a man at all.
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Yeah, Jayce is a hunk, but you've managed to make this hetero-upsetero fic rather boring, which says a lot. All this focus on care, safety and affirmation is so fem-brained it really hits the worst stereotypes. Pooners just want to be cuddled and protected like a trad wife, while transwomen want to be fucked like a porn star. Amazing how their own writing reflects that.
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> Be a True and Honest Man
> Talk smack when people criticize you and say you like to fuck their mothers
> Have mental breakdowns behind their back because they called you a girl and continue to cry about it in fanart and fanfic
Never change, pooners. Never change.

This one was written after Christian Linke's comments that Viktor was asexual. A literal cope and seethe fic, written for her asexual friends who allegedly have no sex drive but love reading smut (the eternal contradiction asexuals flip themselves over to answer).
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> Is beyond mortal desires
> Still experiences pleasure and desires
One of these things is not like the other.
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This is an interesting concept: asexual Viktor, who was either not very interested in sex or where sex didn't do much for him (which was the traditional definition for it) is using his Arcane connection to summon sexual pleasure via Jayce's sexual pleasure. It's an interesting take, I'll say, but it's undermined by the pure cope the author has and it undermines her argument. Viktor is only feeling sexual pleasure through Jayce and not himself.
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See what I mean? There's the admission right there. But no, you have to prove to the showrunner he's a bigot, the asshole.

And no, the author didn't proofread her work. She just posted this immediately after writing it because that's how fanficcers are these days.
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> Spectral hand that was curing
What? Did this author even re-read that sentence?

> Beloved boy
Jayce is 30.
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> At full mast
YAAR HARR ME MATEY FOOD'S ON THE WAY
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> In house arousal
...what? No seriously, what the fuck does the author mean by this?
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The asexual feeling sexual pleasure through a psychic connection through another? Say it ain't so. And it definitely doesn't undermine the author's point.
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> A pleasure all their own
The author established that they're one soul, but also two different souls, in one mind and body, but also different minds and bodies, and that Viktor can feel sexual pleasure but has to do it through Jayce...yeah, I'd be confused too.

The next chapter has more kink because the author absolutely is not seething at the creator's comments, not at all.

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Undid the damage how? They left that universe for others to clean up so they can go fuck in other universes. Definitely a cheap way to skirt on responsibility.
> Bright new mind of the cit
Can't even use autocorrect, wow.
> A darker mortal urge to own and possess Jayce
I thought he was above mortal urges? Sounds like he has a lot of them.
> He'd like something more physical than metaphysical
So you aren't asexual, then.
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> Breathy to his heights
...what?
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That's a contrived and difficult way to describe a necklace, if you ask me. "A piece of silverwork inlaid with purple runes" would have done the job much better.
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How romantic. Luckily this isn't a rape fic like the other one I posted or else this would get nasty very, very quick. The fact these ethereal beings 'beyond mortal pleasures' are lounging around in Ionia before Singed gasses it is pretty funny in hindsight. Boredom really does shit to you.
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Why do you need perishables when you can conjure them out of thin air? You control time and space now; it's literally Minecraft creative mode for you now.
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That's right: they have a FUCKING FORGE IN A TENTED STRUCTURE. I can't wait for that thing to go up in flames before they have to fix it via magic because they're that fucking retarded. I also have to wonder why, after it's been established they have no need for mortal items any more, they need food. It seems redundant at this point since they're astral beings who can take human forms without the human need to eat, shit and fuck.
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Ah, so Viktor's sexual prowess is just Jayce's with a bow on top. Good to know.
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Might as well sign 'Property of Caesar Milan' while you're at it.
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Lmao. Even the dialogue sounds desperate as fuck. This girl coped and seethed so hard even the sex sounds like it's reaching.
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> Gets angry at a character being called asexual
> Admits the character fits the bill, yet still has a sex drive, undermining the premise that asexuals can be horn dogs
> Only has sexual pleasure because he shares a bond with Jayce
> Are astral beings yet still need anal lube
Look, I have no idea what the fuck this is, but the author is pissed the fuck off so it's funny to read.
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Ugnnn hnnnggg uggghh - sir do you need an ambulance?

Huh. Did Viktor come twice? Because it reads like he did. Astral beings really are amazing without refractory periods!
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Bark. Did you find that hot? Or did you find it a wee bit contrived because the author was that fucking mad trying to say asexual people can have sex drives while writing a fic showing that Viktor only has a sex drive because of his Arcane connection with Jayce? Funny how that works. Don't think about these things too hard - you're not media literate like them, chud.

Round 2. Big one this time, this fic clocks in at 13k words. Dedicated to the author's 'partner in gay sex crimes' (that involve a vagina). Buckle up.
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Normally I'd think this kind of dialogue is quirky, but later on, it just comes off as stupid. It is Viktor's own fault he has a fever all because he refused to wear a hat and gloves (such a genius!) and, most importantly as you'll come to discover, he occupies the same crippled body.
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> Is his own man
> Doesn't take care of himself
> Dooms himself in every dimension
It's like pottery

Also, legit thought they were gonna draw a Hitler stache on that mug. They're not bold enough to do that.
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Yes, they are in the LoL game universe. Just wait until you find out what happened to their Viktor and Jayce.
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I'm so glad Viktor never faces any consequences for his actions, and neither does Jayce. I suppose the only consolation I have is that despite being able to jump universes, Viktor will always end up a sick cripple on the verge of dying. Pottery.
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Entresol level is above Upper Zaun, but sunlight doesn't hit there all too much. It's still heavily polluted, meaning Viktor is still exposed to all the toxic gases that made him sick as a child. He's still in pain; he's still in a broken body, and despite his admission he hates living in that body, chooses to live that way and makes no effort to improve it. AKA he doesn't even attempt to augment himself or do anything of the sort; he remains a victim. I'll confess this made me angry on a deep level because that's what was done in the show; to consider this a fix-it is an insult. He's right back at square one.
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You can change reality but you cannot cure your illnesses or make any attempt to do so, and are content re-living your death over and over again like you are a bootleg Prometheus. 'Tragedy' doesn't even come close to what this is.

And, once again, Jayce comes in with the tone deaf comment on how Viktor trying to save himself was wrong. I will never stop seeing that fucking line as dogshit.
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How good is that weed? Clearly it's not that great if it ain't taking away your pain. Get a bong next time.
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> Time is a luxury to Viktor
> Still occupies a body that is quite literally decaying
Oof. And the choice is made that they pick the LoL universe, because that's where their other selves are dead...and no one notices how Jayce Talis looks a lot like LoL Jayce.

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> His hand was wide
Their hands are roughly the same size.
>Body heat is strongest in the core
Fucking WOW, Viktor. And guess what? When it dips below zero you can say hello to frostbite in under 30 minutes. The Canadian in me reeled at this. When it gets -30 or below, it's under five. Can't even get the cold weather right, fucking hell.
(You also have to laugh at the 'passing biology' comment when this involves Viktor, who is canonically male, being made a woman in this.)
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> Go to a universe where your LoL counterparts are dead
> You're broke as fuck despite working at a forge, in a highly industrial area
SKILL. ISSUE.

Oh, and what name is he filing his patents under? Hope it isn't 'Jayce'.
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Of course the twink has a top knot. They go hand in hand. And a market in the Entresol may sound cute and fun - but it's still only considered Upper Zaun. It still has pollution and, remember, it still smells like sewage. Fun!
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So, we do have a look at Viktor's tinkering abilities, but he does absolutely nothing with them. You would have never known he was a machinist had the author not told you. And that is the major problem with this fic: Viktor does absolutely nothing with his skills, and remains in his broken body all for Jayce's approval. Such love. Such romance.
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Gator just tastes like chicken. And I find it funny that despite Jayce wanting to love every bit about Viktor, and living in the Entresol level for quite some time, he doesn't know what their food tastes like. Logic.
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There's that line again! Chickens totes aren't related to gators, but a person with a vagina isn't a woman because hurrr genitalia has nothing to do with sex hurr. I'm still rolling my eyes at the fact Jayce doesn't even know what Zaunite food is like.
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> Has enough money
> Earlier admitted they're basically living paycheck to paycheck
Man I love it when my autism kicks in for details. He works at a forge and they live in a shithole; he has patents that don't bring him enough money so they still live in a shit hole. Nice!
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> What does blue mean?
There's a fucking sentence where he has an internal monologue ABOUT BLUE REPRESENTING THE HEXTECH CRYSTALS. Fucking hell. Oh, btw, there's no mention of Hextech existing in this universe either even though this is the LoL universe. That's not a minor detail to overlook.
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There's that classism. You've lived here for quite some time, Jayce, and ate lizards for survival. You'd think you'd be like Bear Grylls and drink your own piss.
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> Bring up Ekko once
> Already mock him for his hair
Dats rayciss. Blacks already had the Killmonger cut, so you know a white girl wrote this.

> Kind of sad to think we could be like that
...YOU WERE LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT

I love how these characters have no sense of introspection.
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> But the circumstances were different
Yes, in that Viktor did not become the Machine Herald and everything was undone in under 10 minutes thanks to a Steven Universe plot.
> One large hand dwarfing Viktor's own
Again, their hands are nearly the same size. Nice clocking, fam.
> Logically it's not easy to forget something like that
You just questioned how LoL's Viktor and Jayce could kill each other, buddy.
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Yes, Viktor inhabits the same broken body as he did before, and he's done absolutely nothing to change it. And it isn't due to personal penance, either; he does it because Jayce more or less demands he does. He doesn't have a sense of purpose at all; he just exists to be miserable.
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You know, you can still achieve that dream without Hextech right? But no, you're just content to stay there and suffer, because Reasons. You are not willing to improve your lot with your genius because you view it as divine punishment. Maybe in another story this would be seen as poignant, but here, it just sounds retarded. He's at a loss because he chooses to be at one. He chooses this miserable life. It's just misery porn.
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> Been together 20 years
> Continues to live in abject poverty and misery
Top kek
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What bulge? That boy doesn't have a dick, and that cameltoe ain't sticking out.

> Spit shined in the dim light
Very interesting way to describe an aroused vagina, but you do you. And again with the Rapunzel pubes. Shave that shit.
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I assume this Viktor is not on T, and despite being able to bend time and space, cannot change his body to give himself a cock (LMAO, Nature really is a TERF, eh?). So we have to make do with an enlarged clitoris that's barely 1 inch big.
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Mm, I suppose that pussy is the only thing that remained pristine after everything that's happened. You can remain a dying cripple, but hey, that pussy game still strong, ho.
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I wonder if this Viktor will go through menopause? Since there is no evidence of him being on hormones or whatever.
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Imagine being able to travel to different universes and still being stuck in the body you tried to desperately to fix. I think this is less to do with cosmic irony than a deliberate choice by the author to make Viktor miserable, more so as he does absolutely nothing to improve his life.
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Here we go with the gaslighting, and this pissed me right the fuck off. You're 'intertwined at the molecular, atomic level', and yet still occupy the body you tried so desperately to escape from, and end up suffering the same misery you did in your original timeline. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

And here we go AGAIN with Jayce's tone deaf fucking comment: Viktor was DYING. DYING, and trying to save his own life that that of others. THAT WAS HIS ENTIRE LIFE'S WORK. To be told to embrace such a death and that your work was literally for nothing is insulting to the highest degree. It's pure gaslighting, and people think it's fucking romantic. It is not.
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>Travels to many different universes
> Is still mentally and physically broken
> Is trans
What did the author mean by this?

Of course, when told this, Jayce IMMEDIATELY makes it all about him. What about MY suffering? He says, when he didn't go through a smidgen of what Viktor went through. He broke his leg because he dropped his own fucking hammer on it. That's his own fucking fault. Blaming Viktor for that in order to console him makes me want to put a fucking .45 right through Jayce's skull.
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YES, JAYCE, YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT. It was part of the 'humility' plot that was absolutely undeserved in the show, just to put him on Viktor's level. It's nothing short of insulting. Imagine the 'love of your life' telling you everything you ever did to fix your illness was wrong and that you needed to just fucking die.

> You deserve to be born in a body that didn't hurt you
YOU KEEP CHOOSING A BROKEN BODY DESPITE LITERALLY BEING A GOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
And yes, keep fucking gaslighting Viktor, Jayce. Tell him his refusal to improve himself is the right way to go. Let him wallow in his misery. That's true love right there.
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You didn't mention her once, you fucker. It's because she's a nigger and we all know there are no niggers in slash.
> You were always someone to me
Yeah, that's why you proceeded to talk about YOUR broken body and YOUR struggles over his own. Fuck you.
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Thanks for the 13k word insult, author. But at least you used the proper terms for -ahem- AFAB language.

Fucking hell. Didn't think a fic could make me want to burn a character in Minecraft. The absolute gaslighting and entitlement, good God.
 
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