Fallout 76 General Thread - Bethesda does it again!

[Red Hood]

This feels borderline experimental.

 

[Tranhuviya]

The worst thing to hear in your headphones is tears and hitting noises.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Honestly, though, Bethesda knows that this game will most likely make a profit. Most of the people buying games these days really do not read up on what they are buying. The casual gamer who had a blast with Fallout 3, New Vegas and 4 will be suckered into expecting more of the same. It is not stupidity on their part - it is more or less being an average console owner who does not care much for what critics say or what the gaming journalism stands for. That is the average console owner these days, and they will most likely give Fallout 76 a profit.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Non white men are not as handsome duh

 

[Ruin]

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TODD HOWARD YOU SON OF A BITCH
YOU DID IT AGAIN

So lazy they couldn't be assed to design a final boss so they just stuck a Skyrim dragon asset in there.

I fucking can't even.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Critic reviews are starting to come in and... ouch. And the memes shall be legendary!

 

[Ruin]

Based on the reviews right now it's looking so bad they might not be able to get enough paid reviews to bring the aggregate up to even mediocre territory.

The one good decision they made was keeping this off Steam.

 

[inception_state]

this was painful to read
the author is a [swear word] [derogatory term for the mentally handicapped] and probably a vegan too

The best part was the forum wordfilter beating him to it. Who needs [derogatory term for the mentally handicapped] when you have retard?

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

“No, Daddy”, the little voice said quietly. I couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl, but the child sounded like they were crying a little. It was absolutely heart breaking.

...Then he put on his Drumpf hat and drove down to Piggly Wiggly for a pack of Marlboros and twelve pack of Milwaukee's Best. And everybody clapped.

Edit:

The comments are 80% calling out bullshit and 20% tard trying to defend the article like an NPC, repeating dialogue.

Feels pretty good.

Damn near spit tea out my nose when I read this one...

JonahFalcon • 9 hours ago
If you're not traumatized, there's something fucking wrong with you.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Even if that did actually happen, how is it newsworthy? That is kiddy level racism. Try putting that kid against the CoD middle schoolers, see how he reacts then.

 

[The Reaper]

I thought someone from here wrote it at first because it opened with exceptional individual.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

HAha wow, its totally not like this happens anywhere at all on a multiplayer game at all!

Haha time to ban bad words on the internet right guys?

Fucking garbage excuse for a article.

 

[BeanBidan]

Next time the dude should force the author to admit the Tunnel Snakes rule!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Thank god that we have gaming journalists to report on a proud future member of Generation Zyklon getting redpills shoved down his throat while playing Fallout.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

At least somebody bought it.

 

[MeatRokket08]

Wow, things are just not going right for Bethesda this week.

Yeah, I know it's fake but still, this isn't the type of news they'd want their newest hot product (of shit) to be associated with

 

[Clop]

If you were shocked by it, so was I

Well I wasn't, because I'm not a five-year-old. What a cringe-y article written by an exceptional myopic imbecile.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Must there really be an online article whenever one of these pieces of shitbrittle stubs his toe? "I had a conversation I didn't enjoy last night, I can make 20 bucks off of that on the usual websites."

 

[Ruin]

Tldr Soyboy learns about griefing.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I believe it, if only because someone dumb enough to play Fallout 76 deserves to play with retards as described above.