Failed Lolcows - Cows you had high hopes for, but who failed to deliver

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Alex Kazai, the Silent Hill circumcision guy, seemed like he had a ton of potential, but that quickly petered out after he went dark following his big chimpout.
 
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Alexander Cayford Joe Crusher Pickles

I still remember the day his thread got turned around
 
Serious answer though.

I had a lot of hope that porncows would have been an interesting source of new cows to be found and something different from the usual Gamergate and Rat King fare and Donny Long and Eddie Dzial seemed to have a lot of potential but both ended up fizzling out hard at the end.

Kirby Krisis had a lot of potential but at the time the thread just died off but there's been a more recent resurgence in content so it's all good.

TheImportantFart said:
Campbell Morton. Fuckin' weens.
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THIS. Wasn't this the cow whose thread on /cow/ was much better than the thread here?
 
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Joshua Moon was a bit of a failed cow.
On that note, there's been a fair few that just...faded very quickly. The guy that made the shitty furry Persona ripoff, etc
 
I agree with pretty much everyone else. Enter and TrigglyPuff had such potential but nothing. It's quite sad. Enter especially with his cartoon.
 
ActualKiwi said:
Joshua Moon was a bit of a failed cow.
On that note, there's been a fair few that just...faded very quickly. The guy that made the shitty furry Persona ripoff, etc
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tbf most of the funny stuff Null did was when he was a kid, so I don't really think he's a lolcow. He was just kind of a stupid kid, and we were all variably stupid kids at one point.

The other stuff is just autistic kiwi drama that only /cow/ and autism . cool care about.
 
Gen Zed, when it turned out that Hayden Black had no intentions to actually make the show, but it was yet another one of his poorly thought-of cashgrabs. I wanted the show to come out to see how much of a trainwreck it would have been.
 
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chimpburgers said:
I had a lot of hope that porncows would have been an interesting source of new cows to be found and something different from the usual Gamergate and Rat King fare and Donny Long and Eddie Dzial seemed to have a lot of potential but both ended up fizzling out hard at the end.
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As the person who found Donny, I agree completely. I was disappointed with how that turned out. I mean, with Donny's standoffish personality, some weening was to be expected, but he quickly ended up becoming a second Shaner before mostly disappearing.
 
Gonna roll with 03bgood and Invisible Crane. If those two could ever get off of their asses and actually do something, they could be premier lolcows. Especially with their chimpout abilities.
 
Not necessarily failed but I was expecting more from the whole Laurelai doxxing incident.

Also something that really died down and became disappointing was Ghost's true capitalist radio. Talk about hype deflation.
 
SonofOdin29
He started out as this DA user who constanly ranted about stuff he hates (especially stuff most people like), then after getting called out for giving someone who liked Ariel from The Little Mermaid death threats, He sperged out and deactived his account because he didn't like people rightfully calling him out for being an asshole. He then came back and stopped making rants all the time so now he's just fucking boring.
 
Kengle, mostly because no one would've cared about him if he wasn't facebook friends with CWC.

He wasn't even that good of a lolcow.
 
Roguestar / Slade Villena

The fuck completely went dark.
I'll never forget him though.

I also concur with the previous thoughts on Trigglypuff, there's only so much amusement from a marshmallow woman's jigging, angry arm fat. There's a lot, dont get me wrong, But I expected more content there.
 
Xarpho said:
Hmm....

- Well, RWS kinda petered out, as he was a proto-Rat King
- Shaner, ultimately getting killed off as a cow because the thread is a good example of what happens when you let :epik: run the show
- This guy: :spudking:
- The thread on Dave Willis started going but petered out early
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The hell you talking about? StraySheep just freaked out over losing her sunglasses at Disneyworld.

Actually the Raven Sparks thread. She had a lot of drama, but it died down around the time Ahuviya went full potato. Plus there are so many That's So Raven jokes I can do.
 
Would A-log be considered a lolcow that's gone dry? I haven't really seen any discussion of him aside from :alog: in ages.
To my surprise he auditioned to do some voice acting work for a project of mine (but of course, the role ended up going to someone else) so I guess he's just chuggin' along.
 
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