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[NuII's Clitty💦]

1. While streaming, Null sometimes plays faint recordings of baby noises and female whispering to make people think he has a tradwife.

2. Null goes through one of these every day:

3. Null has a secret catboy Discord of top KF donors. He alluded to them during the #dropKiwiFarms era, saying that while doxing is not really necessary to discuss weirdos online, "certain people" compel him to include the dox in the lolcow threads.

4. Null haven't posted a warrant canary in years.

5. Null's favorite thread on the whole website is the Soyjak Party thread.

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[Maldemort]

His semen consists mostly of rehydrated Cheeto dust.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Null is being stalked by woke White women; they hate him for being a real man, a manly man.

They only hate that they lust after him for being a manly man, like the sinful harlots they are.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Null and I purposefully went out to Eastern Europe to break the rules of the Geneva Convention.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Null owns forum called Kiwi farms.

 

[a-Lager]

He's called Null because he's an eunuch. Completely smooth down there. Thats why he hates trannies, there can only be one

 

[crackers breakfast]

He's called Null because he's an eunuch. Completely smooth down there. Thats why he hates trannies, there can only be one

null is called null because he is not real

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

He's called Null because he's an eunuch.

 

[Rungle]

cannot make a pc

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Null sits down to pee.

does he sit down with the toilet seat up?

 

[Bullet Kin]

I see null when I am coding, he could be CIA nigger...

 

[furfaggot4faggotfur]

NULL is on EBT and eats cheese all day with his 4230 American Dollars worth of cheese subsidy paid for by the American Tax Payer.

 

[Shartavius]

He loves chocolate that is mostly licorice and magneezy.

 

[sodaboard]

null is worried about the ebt shutdown because he claimed all 120k users of this site as his dependents

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Null is overweight

 

[Shartavius]

Null is overweight

Josh's medical records clearly state "severely underweight - hollandaise infusion prescribed", as documented by his personal physician in Greater Samoa. He files these records as part of his 501(c)(4).

Edit to avoid double-posting:

Josh is currently burning through resources in the course of researching and formulating Kiwi Coffee; which will be sold through a merch storefront. Though currently a closely-guarded secret, it is said to be an arabica-robusta blend consisting of Café Bustello cut with Old Bay seasoning, vinegar, licorice, and a Chantal-inspired botanical dubbed "avoir du cul."

 

[Jayquan Ledarius IV Jr]

Null had a Vietnamese gf with crazy asian parents.

Null is overweight

"I have never been of a normal weight."

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Null prefers League and just pretends to play Dota.

 

[Buck Breaker]

Null is a valid trans queen

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Null drinks Frank’s RedHot sauce straight from the bottle. He also grooms fat women into doing the same. His motives are unclear.

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

He was beaten by his original owner an Arkansas crackhead its why he has brain damage and drools every where