Expat Life - You can't die in a gulag if you're 5000 miles away

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As a White man living in Asia with my White wife and White children I strongly discourage you from moving before at least being married. Otherwise you'll end up like most of the expats I know here, unhappy in a disfunctional marriage with a yellow woman and children that don't look like you and with which you share nothing.

You won't be able to transmit your values and your culture, you'll be seen as a human ATM by your wife and children (it's normal in Asia) and your grand children will look fully chinky.

You'll have lived a mediocre life on foreign land and will have left nothing behind.
 
It might be economic if you work remotely but that's where the benefits end unless you're a degenerate sexpat. Run the mental simulation and you'll see that it won't end well at some point for you or your offspring. I recommend not doing this unless you belong in said shithole.
 
It doesn't get mentioned often, but if you're close to the age of retirement then you could always apply for a pensioner's visa in Panama. I've heard really great things about the program.
 
I miss living in Thailand so much. Maybe its just nostalgia but the best time of my life was living in Pattaya in 2024. I'm working in BigLaw but am considering just quitting and going back, but I think the golden era of WFH jobs are over. How do people other than retirees finance being an expat these days?
 
El Kay Why said:
I miss living in Thailand so much. Maybe its just nostalgia but the best time of my life was living in Pattaya in 2024. I'm working in BigLaw but am considering just quitting and going back, but I think the golden era of WFH jobs are over. How do people other than retirees finance being an expat these days?
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There's something really special about Thailand. I always hated the negative stereotypes about the place though - when people hear that you were there, they act like you only went for the sex or the drugs, but there's so much more about Thailand that makes it unique: great weather, friendly people, unique culture, fresh seafood, etc., etc..

I think that WFH jobs are still available, but nepotism and networking play a bigger role than before. I had some colleagues that were looking for work in Thailand earlier this year, and they reported back that the job market was tight. When I visited earlier this year, a lot of the foreigners I spoke with said the same.
 
People are giving you a hard time but I get it. You've got mental problems however they are assuming the mental problems are all because you suck when in fact some or most of them might be because you are being oppressed and mildly persecuted. You need to travel in order to figure this out. Sell all your shit and go teach English.
 
The only correct way of expatting is living with whites, marrying whites, and treating third worlders as cattle to extract the few money they have.
 
So what's the cheapest and easiest national to get permanent residency at? I'm not talking about "go to Afghanistan and buy a passport lmao" but realistic. It's always good to have "options". The last thing you want to be is a Rhodesian stuck in Zimbabwe.

Obviously I'm a us citizen.
 
Romhacker said:
So your posts must be well thought out and high quality.
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Move to Argentina, they dodged both world wars and offer a range of desirable climates. And if you're really paranoid, just build a boat while you're down there. It has White people so you won't have mutt kids.

If you move to Asia or Africa during the economic disruption of a war, you will be at constant threat of kidnapping. In Argentina people are more likely to assume you're just another citizen. They also do a great job producing their own food.

The only downside is they have wild political swings from hard left to hard right and back, once a decade.
 
I would normally say this thread is obvious bait simply because of how stupid the premise is and how obvious the solution is.

But the OP has written longer posts himself than any of the replies, so he's not even making no-effort baitposts right.

Really a failure at life overall.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
So what's the cheapest and easiest national to get permanent residency at? I'm not talking about "go to Afghanistan and buy a passport lmao" but realistic. It's always good to have "options". The last thing you want to be is a Rhodesian stuck in Zimbabwe.

Obviously I'm a us citizen.
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How old are you? That's a huge factor. I know Thailand and the Philippines have a retirement visa, and I've heard that Vietnam has something similar.
Below 30, get a working visa and then shack up with a local.
30-50/60, this is the hardest age unless you're self sufficient financially.
60+ is retirement visa age.
Or paint yourself brown and you can enter any western country no questions asked.
 
Romhacker said:
Does anyone have any advice on this? Where should I start looking? Can you recommend me a country or website? Should I download tinder, pay to choose my location, and find a woman that way?
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Neuter yourself now before you have any chance to possibly breed and carry on your retarded bloodline, even if it means spawning a shitskin version of yourself with some dirt-poor and retarded Bengali. This is a stupid nerd fantasy.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
So what's the cheapest and easiest national to get permanent residency at? I'm not talking about "go to Afghanistan and buy a passport lmao" but realistic. It's always good to have "options". The last thing you want to be is a Rhodesian stuck in Zimbabwe.

Obviously I'm a us citizen.
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Well, considering your ethnic background, Israel.
 
Wilson The Ball said:
I would say Japan since the Yen is absolute shit right now, but you'll get LBH'd and probably sent to India with the mass deportations. Vietnam is fine if you don't mind committing suicide, Indonesia is a haven for cheap labor but is also Muslim. Ideally you'd want Hong Kong but the Chinese government is probably going to kill everyone there
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at this point there is a betting pool of which is going to kill china first, china, or the 3 gorges dam.
 
Frostnipped Todger said:
How old are you? That's a huge factor. I know Thailand and the Philippines have a retirement visa, and I've heard that Vietnam has something similar.
Below 30, get a working visa and then shack up with a local.
30-50/60, this is the hardest age unless you're self sufficient financially.
60+ is retirement visa age.
Or paint yourself brown and you can enter any western country no questions asked.
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Not retirement age. But what about mexico? I know I have to worry about the pig monster and cartels but some areas must be ok....right?

And before anyone asks, Israel has crazy taxes.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
Not retirement age. But what about mexico? I know I have to worry about the pig monster and cartels but some areas must be ok....right?

And before anyone asks, Israel has crazy taxes.
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I've lived in Mexico, but nearly 20 years ago. There's a jew community in Mexico City if that matters to you, but Mexico City sucks dick imo. I'm fairly sure Mexicans aren't bananas about jews anyway, so there's that too.
I lived in Puerto Vallarta which was divine. I was there for 8 months and it cost me about $6k. You have to shop at the markets, and not party all the time, but I had a great life of reading, wandering around, drinking beers on the beach.
The political situation is "changeable" though. I had spent a lot of time in Guanajuato which was very safe at the time, but I have heard it's now the Cartel murder capital.
US politics are massively important, and being perceived as a gringo is often a problem. I was abused several times until I said "soy Kangaro" and then it was cool. For some reason Australians are called Kangarooos in Mexico. I don't know if saying you're Israeli would be a positive or a negative though. Mexicans are generally left wing (as in Che Gueverra worshipping), so God knows what the current discourse is.
Legally, I dont know what the deal is, I just stayed, but I assume that isn't a realistic idea long term.
Mexican girls are painfully hot, though apparently they balloon once they've had a kid or two. They also epitomise the "crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" cliche. She will start fights, but you will get to fuck the crazy out of her afterwards. Finally, if you decide to get a Mexican lady, you will be late for every event, always and forever.
 
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