I'm so confused why any of these people think that it's cute and quirky to bother people in your life with dumb internet gossip. And then to lack any self awareness and share it... perfect cringe, tbh.
I'd rather kill myself than have anyone IRL know I spend my free time laughing at internet freakshows and talking about said freakshows on an autistic forum, why they think it's a good idea to not only attach their real name and face to this bizarre obsession but also go around spreading the knowledge to actual real life acquaintances is beyond me.
This made my eyes roll so far into the back of my head. At this point I’m hoping Wifey isn’t black. They will be absolutely insufferable with their fucking “wokeness ” if Amber dates a black person.
This made my eyes roll so far into the back of my head. At this point I’m hoping Wifey isn’t black. They will be absolutely insufferable with their fucking “wokeness ” if Amber dates a black person.
I know Wipey isn't real, but I hope she is, and I hope she's black. Then they can never say a single bad thing about Wipey no matter how insufferable she is.
I know Wipey isn't real, but I hope she is, and I hope she's black. Then they can never say a single bad thing about Wipey no matter how insufferable she is.
>How dare she make her black kwueen girlfriend teach her about her culture! Yet another example of modern day slavery SMH
>WTF why is Albert reading up about black culture online when she literally has a black girlfriend RIGHT THERE? Stop using sources created by non-blacks and listen to actual black people!!11!1!!
No, it's absolutely normal behavior (my partner asks about it all the time and I enjoy telling/teaching him) but if you are a retarded SJW narc you wouldn't know that because you don't know how to normally talk to another person outside of the woke-context on social media.
These people, deep down are creepy and want a real tangible piece of Amber. I am certain of it, and I’m an certain she will keep a piece or two away from her kid
All of it. She kept all of it for herself because they are that creepy and obsessive. They need to hoard pieces of Amberlynn the way Amberlynn needs to hoard the material things she was denied by her neglectful, drug-addicted scumbag parents in her impoverished childhood. This Haydurs' child — who I will only provisionally accept exists and even then only because it seems possible this Haydur wouldn't make up a whole dependent on Facebook where their lives are open for scrutiny by anyone — saw none of that plastic crap. Not a single piece of it.
At most, I can see the regard mailing a piece of it out to some fellow Facebook Haydur who missed out on the sale as a flex masquerading as a token of esteem among similar obsessives who imbue Amberlynn's junk with inflated meaning. But she's sitting on the rest of that hoard like an obese dragon.
Remember when Chantal was early-ish on in her hellish tango with Nader (at least, I think that's when it was...everything in Chantopolis these last few months has blurred together) and she was really, really feeling herself, and starting purring on her livestream, "You guys, I...I have so many friends, I just have so many friends" ?
Fast-forward to Chantal meth'd out, having a cringed-out online row with some equally-garbage human from her adolescence, getting beat up by an Egyptian crackhead with cemetery teeth, alienated from her immediate family, humiliating herself on a dumb online livestream with two unwashed jockstraps, and still living with Peetz, her actual only friend, and even that's being tested by the day. What a popular gal!
I've tried the Search function for how to make a clip, and I'm probably too old or SPED'y (or both) to find or get it, so was wondering if someone could please make one from Chantal's Oscar-caliber performance in the her magnum opus "Crying."
"I just wanna beeze," she snorfles and weeps, her Nader-induced woe on full display, "I just wanna beeze." The fact that she is using her intolerable, childish term for using drugs to say that she, well, just wants to go home and get fucking blasted on whatever is lying around, is simultaneously skin-crawling, beyond irritating, and quite hilarious. It's going to be an iconic Chantal moment, mark my words.
Reporting in from the facebook groups with my haul. NOTE; Not all screencaps are mine. Those remain unedited and contain profile pictures or identifying information of whoever I swiped them from.
Well fucking hell. So we all know how it started, which was with the "leak" of DMs with Becky. Tressa Weaver first approached Simon Lebeau (who has created a second account, Simon Woodman, which you'll see mentioned later). For whatever reason he didn't do anything with this information, so she later approached Connor, aka @Amber's Elbow Face. They were all in a groupchat as evidenced above in @Neverending23's post, for what purpose I dunno. To say "lol fat" in a more private setting. Whatever. Anyway, for some reason, that day Connor did a bad, and posted the DMs without doing his due diligence.
There was a split in the community. Some people didn't think these DMs were real, and you know what that makes them, right? Fucking Ambabies. Simon pounced on dissenters with the sort of ableism and superficial snark you wouldn't expect from someone as fat and retarded as he, and all for this "friend" he's never met;
When the "proof" was posted, things became even more tumultuous, with Sammy Mx riding up like a dark horse to BTFO these idiots who applied zero scrutiny to the tea. I've dragged this girl in the past but credit where it's due, shit was entertaining and fucking based.
Sammy comes for Rikki Perez all day and gives zero fucks;
Judging by his distaste for white people I'm gonna assume Rikki Perez isn't Chris Evans or Tom Hiddleston, and is in fact the fat little manlet in the middle;
An entry-level consumer of white people culture who's pastier than the honkies he stans. Nice bow, gordito. Anyway, eventually a post was made by Simon Lebeau/Woodman after he conducted an "investigation" into the DMs and video. He concluded and then announced that he had determined they were fake. What investigation took place, you say? He literally looked at the shit Tressa sold them again but after taking off his red-tinted Ragelynn shades and applying a modicum of logic. In other words; what they should have done in the first fucking place and what everyone had been telling them all afternoon.
This attempt at victimhood didn't fly with people after the shit he'd said to members earlier. The Lebeau account was kicked, and Woodman muted.
From Sierra(mod)'s DMs;
This brings me to an overlooked part of all this drama, but my favorite. Some absolute sperg created a change.org petition to let Simon back in the group. The OP Kamille Flowers is a week-old sock, so, Simon probably. Who the fuck else would actually care this much.
Irreplaceable content;
There's also the memes from a couple pages ago. But it would probably be quicker for me to photoshop my own picture of chicken legs on trees than it would be to simply scroll back and find it, his content is that garbage. So after being muted for being an asswipe, Simon Lebeau/Woodman managed to weasel his way back in via Connor and post this rambly pathetic apology;
Honestly, just get the fuck off the internet. You're too old for this shit and you're embarrassing yourself.
I just wanna clear this up; Connor and Simon are not the same person. Simon seems prone to a fast cycle of apologies and ad hominem attacks. He cowtips, overshares, he gets MATI and his memes are unfunny shit. Connor archives Amber's videos and re-uploads them as a service to those in the Facebook groups, because womans can't fucking archive. His memes and shoops keep things light-hearted, he doesn't engage in powerleveling, tophatting, or until recently, poo-touching. I sound like I'm simping but idgaf. @Amber's Elbow Face go back to the way you were before and them wamens in your orbit will too with time. And for fuck's sake drop Simon from your friends list, he's top cringe.
I never thought I'd get through all of that. Time to laugh at the Burn Book! Ashlynn finally put her phone down and bowed out from the Amberverse entirely. Hopefully to go for a jog. Because she's fucking fat.
In addition to not posting about death, personal things, court records, nudes, swears, Dom's teeth, links to outside sources, and any other shit the mods generally don't like, you are not allowed to talk about the Becky DM tea;
lol;
This is pretty fucking rich coming from the cunts that sang the praises of Eric's fic of a thousand beasts not one month before;
Time to laugh at Durrla! Darla Lynne Ingle white-knighting Becky in the comments of a post mocking Becky's overpriced trash. Not pictured; Becky pawing her crayon like a literal toddler.
"Her time is valuable," mash that X kiwis. I suppose Darla would know a thing or two about paying money for trash, since she never misses an ALR live. I don't know why she hangs out in the haydur groups anymore. Nobody there likes her, and she's literally an Amber fan. Amber noticing her comments is like that one lady buying the shopkins; she needs pieces of Amber, but one is never enough.
She really is fucking retarded! I mean that in the pejorative, and in the literal sense--she is completely SLOW, delayed, held back, stunted...retarded!
I wonder if the boyfriends or husbands of the Rikkis, Sammys and Amandas ever get the same strong urge to knock their heads together to see if they'll make a hollow, thumping sound that I had while reading that endlessly protracted "no u!" back-and-forth.
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