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Aren't these the same people who got mad at Amber for not editing Eric's license plate out of her vlog?
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So do any of you remember back in April when Sandy Elizabeth Lynnette Collins hyped up some supposedly world-shattering tea about Foodie Beauty, with zero receipts but supposedly verified by Ash Leigh that turned out to be Nothingburger? Well Nothingburger 2.0 is in full swing as Eric Townsend's fanfic is shared to the main ALR/FB discussion group and Ash continues to refuse to show receipts;
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While Eric is used to being showered with yasss and skull emojis by the window lickers over at the Burn Book, Main Discussion saw it for what it was; a bunch of uncorroborated cringe.
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No receipts for this and I couldn't verify it but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Eric is a poop-toucher, given how glaringly obsessive and personally victimized he makes himself out to be;
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What I found interesting was that in the comments of Eric's OP, the lack of receipts was being defended because "screenshots can be faked." But if that's the case then why bother trying to verify anything? Why don't we just make up anything we like and hide behind an idiot mod who prioritizes personal clout over verifiable facts?

YOUR MOM said:
He probably got all this from Ann Doran so it must be taken with an Amberlynn size helping of sodium.
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I had thought the same, at first. However Ann Doran was willing to throw her dead bestie under the bus, I don't see why she'd spare the feelings of anyone else in the Amberverse. She might be the world's shittiest friend but at least she was based enough to drop actual receipts when she had tea to drop, unlike fat whining faggot Eric Townsend.
 
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SmokySteve has some great insight as a former substance abuser himself.

From what I watched so far, the best part is the story about when he was serving a jail stint and noticed that a lot of the scummy inmates had "large" SOs. When he said to one guy "Y'all like big girls." the guy answered "Big girls pay like they eat."

The jail experience is timestamped.

 
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Jann_Hörn said:
I feel like the Eric Townsend thread should be reopened lol
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I agree that he is worthy of his thread, but I also agree that he is not generating enough content to sustain it. But give it time and things might turn around. He's an attention whore and none of his posts have gotten quite as much attention as his most recent one.

So a bunch of mind-numbing wammen catfighting happened between the two groups. Ashley Cross of Perth Western Australia started acting like an internet tough guy about it and weeding out anyone at all who commented on the OP regardless of whether it broke group rules or not.
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Yeah Discussion Group, why don't you make up your own tea instead of stealing the Burn Book's made up tea?? Where is your imagination.

Another post was later started on Discussion just to drag Ashleigh's doughy ass;
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And on Reddit;
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"No personal posts. This isn't your blog." Unless of course the post is about Ashleigh, then she will approve it so she can fud herself to the simps in the comments while her tears dry;
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lol I don't even remember this chick's name, but you all roasted her hard enough that she remembers us;
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Another post made on Discussion asking to join the Burn Book. Good luck with that Shirifujitoyota, you mentioned their name so you're probably already blocked.
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Eric Townsend mysteriously disappeared throughout all of this, resurfacing only to make this pathetic comment on the Ash-fellating thread;
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Part of me hopes he saw the reactions of normal people to his writing, because I know it would hurt and I'm a cunt. But most of me hopes the Burn Book hugbox did it's job soothing his ego, and he continues to post cringe and embarrass himself, because I'm a cunt. Eric, my dude, you write as well as you cook. And I know you can't cook, because you're a sous chef earning minimum wage at 35 years old and have to take post-date restaurant leftovers home to your only child just so he can survive. You don't have a creative bone in your body.

Eric's rage at Amberlynn is kind of poetic. Here he is, open about being broke and starving, while Amber makes more money than she needs doing basically nothing, and plump as a Christmas ham. And instead of bettering himself, he spends time typing out these bizarre manifestos while his kid counts his ribs in the next room. Why would anyone believe the stories of someone so compromised? And if that wasn't enough, he has now come full circle and is hoping to make the money that he thinks he deserves off of Amberlynn;
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(thanks Melly Mel for the screencap)
 
Trappin in the Trap said:
Either she's lying about paying Amber and just wants attention, or she's insanely stupid, why even if Amber delivered, why would you want things from her?
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These people, deep down are creepy and want a real tangible piece of Amber. I am certain of it, and I’m an certain she will keep a piece or two away from her kid as her own little obsession trophy. You can hear the insecurity through her writing of even admitting that info in public, but thought her sharing was more important. Gotta get those Amberburnbook points. No one cares. No one expects Amber to actually ship on time, especially with bex inching her way out.
 
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I thiiiink it was a Becky thing? I thought she and Becky were both unloading their hoardes and the shopkins were Becky's doing.
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No, those are from Amber binging on Chinese plastic trash because omg so kyooo't. She dumped them all in a huge storage tub and the FB speds can't trow money at her hard enough to touch the trash that was touched by trash. For their kids, of course.
 
HickoryDickory said:
When did Amber ever collect Shopkins? Did I miss something?
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StrawberryDouche said:
No, those are from Amber binging on Chinese plastic trash because omg so kyooo't. She dumped them all in a huge storage tub and the FB speds can't trow money at her hard enough to touch the trash that was touched by trash. For their kids, of course.
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This, along with planars and those croc charm things. Plastic sweatshop junk she was hoarding that none of us even knew about until she decided to sell it. Makes you wonder what other trash will surface as the Insta sails era continues.

It's like this cunt lurked in all the threads about her, took every criticism verbatim, and turned them around to pretend they don't apply to her. Keep gaslighting, Ashlynn.
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C3PBRO said:
This, along with planars and those croc charm things. Plastic sweatshop junk she was hoarding that none of us even knew about until she decided to sell it. Makes you wonder what other trash will surface as the Insta sails era continues.

It's like this cunt lurked in all the threads about her, took every criticism verbatim, and turned them around to pretend they don't apply to her. Keep gaslighting, Ashlynn.
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Why does she need a mod in the same state as her? She's really reaching to think there's enough ausfags that know of Amber let alone one that will mod a group about her.
 
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This randomly came across my FYP page. I died laughing because it’s so true.
 
C3PBRO said:
This, along with planars and those croc charm things. Plastic sweatshop junk she was hoarding that none of us even knew about until she decided to sell it. Makes you wonder what other trash will surface as the Insta sails era continues.

It's like this cunt lurked in all the threads about her, took every criticism verbatim, and turned them around to pretend they don't apply to her. Keep gaslighting, Ashlynn.
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God I hate west Australians, their the worst breed of Aussie, and she’s just an example of that
 
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