🍗 Deathfat Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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In about fifteen minutes Justine/KickingGeese said:
  • Tarot is legit
  • She needed magical cards to tell her that Amberlynn Reid wasn't losing weight
  • Diet coke won't make you gain weight
  • Torrid makes small sizes
  • Fad diets like keto and starch solution are ever a good idea
That was a very elaborate way to admit to your audience that you are, in fact, mentally retarded.
 
had orange chicken for lunch but only took a few bites, hm. so angela went to a restaurant, ordered the food, took a few bites, AND THEN realized it was high in sodium and left. that seems likely. if she's that obsessed with amber she would know by now, the nutritional value of orange chicken gets brought up everytime amber goes near it.

"i swear i bought it first" no one cares, you still buy your clothes from torrid. lose some weight and you can buy clothes from regular stores, and you'll never have to defend your purchases to strangers in a facebook group ever again!
 
Adiris The Plague said:
In about fifteen minutes Justine/KickingGeese said:
  • Tarot is legit
  • She needed magical cards to tell her that Amberlynn Reid wasn't losing weight
  • Diet coke won't make you gain weight
  • Torrid makes small sizes
  • Fad diets like keto and starch solution are ever a good idea
That was a very elaborate way to admit to your audience that you are, in fact, mentally retarded.
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God shes terrible, I dont know how anyone liked her whatsoever.
 
xenomorph said:
God shes terrible, I dont know how anyone liked her whatsoever.
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The more I force myself to watch - for the sake of bringing anything back to the farms, i guess - I notice more that ruffles my buttfeathers.
But two particularly egregious things of note stick out to me about Justine time and time again...

1) the godawful, shitty, cunty way she treats the people around her, ESPECIALLY the children in that house (they come crying to her to get doors slammed in their faces, screamed at to be left alone in favour of her precious streams, hung up on because god forbid they interrupt Queen Amberlynn, etc etc) but she is a bitch to her sister as well as her audience. She'll up and leave the stream on dead air for ages often with no meaning or warning, is disorganized, never knows what she's doing, and so on.

2) she is still, STILL, happily accepting donations and super chats "for the Simba fund" (read: money for her sick cat) even though her cat has been okay for weeks. She totally brushes this off and doesn't make effort to correct any misunderstanding or catch anyone up who is donating their money to her under the impression they are giving her vet money for a sick cat who has ALREADY BEEN TREATED a while ago and is healthy again and has been fine for ages. She is still perfectly pleased to take this cash with a huge shit eating grin.
 
Haydurs continue to remain oblivious to how fucking creepy they are.

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Imagine being a guest at this chick's house and seeing this. "Oh, it's just a little doll I made of a deathfat trainwreck Youtuber. Isn't it sho cyoot?"
 
Craft ideas for Haydurs: ALR Maytryoshka Weight Loss Dolls.

Each doll commemorates a weight loss marker and the outfit/hair style worn in each respective weigh in video.
 
YOUR MOM said:
The only good outcome of Amber possibly losing weight would be the shitshow if she became less fat than these cows.
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I would so watch that. Hey! You people in here from all those other places, here's a thought: why don't you apply yourself to losing more than Big Al, and more quickly? Who can lose 50 pounds faster? 100? Get to it! After all, if she ever does lose real weight, how on earth will you powerlevel about your fatbody not being that fatbody?
 
~ Another night, another livestream with a tech-illiterate old camel faced boomer. ~

Justine, without feeling or emotion, spoken in total deadpan and lifeless monotone, but with a hint of smug/shit eating grin:
"I uh, I'm um, uh...I wanna say uh I guess I'm sorry Kobe Bryan died today? With his daughter? In like - in a helicopter crash. That's terrible." *smiling* "I mean. Uh, um...that's bad news. I'll admit uh I never really basketballed. Um. But to any of you who are sad tonight cause of this news? I hope we can have a laugh tonight!" *sudden huge giant horsefaced laughter and guffawing* "CAUSE WE FINALLY FIND OUT WHAT AMBERLYNN'S WEIGHT IS TODAY!!"

jesus lmao what a goddamn cunt. its only the first thirty seconds too. I've mentioned before her emotionless and devoid, coldness whenever she does or says anything NOT about herself or (weirdly) Amber...its so creepy.
Whole stream is a sad mess though. Without her ex-BFF Archie to hold her hand and teach her what all the big complicated scary youtubey and computery thingybobs and buttons do, she is just a clubfooted drooling retardo smacking shiny flashing icons at random. She can barely handle the chat window and stream at one time.
 
Strawberry Pocky said:
~ Another night, another livestream with a tech-illiterate old camel faced boomer. ~
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The breathless, can't finish a sentence type of snickering she practices is almost worse than lyfeofafreespirits snort laughing.
And the tarot cards, I can't with this bitch.
 
I can't wait for the reactions filled with seething rage from the autistic, obese soccer moms in response to Hamboat's "weight loss".
:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
This woman with no job would like you to know that if you think Amberlynn lied or staged her weigh in, you need to get a job.
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ETA: ofc she's a fatass. I wonder if she's jealous of her husband's titties.
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