🍗 Deathfat Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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Shaquana is definitely reading the Farms, lol. After two or so days of Kiwis laughing at her here (and in her own thread) being a manic, rembling douche taking 10-20 minutes to just get to the point before she finally actually fucking mentions ALR's name for the first time in the damn video, NOW all of a sudden she posts an ALR reaction where the ENTIRE vlog is totally about nothing but just Big AL? Nice, Shannon. Very subtle.

At the end of the video she manages to go full crazy again, tho. In the space of a few minutes she asks her audience what THEY would spend 400 bucks on, and then spews out about eight different answers in a row herself...? Without noticing that she's acting a damn fool. She also gives about three false endings to her video and shouts "WATCH ALL MY ADS!"
 
lmao someone called her out for being on welfare and being a boooleee and she chimped. the first response was her typical MY LIFE IS FABULOUS rant but when the user came back and insisted Shannon was still booooleeeein, our gorl decided to hit you with her dazzling resume. Not only are yall jealous of her life you wish you had her career too! Oh, Shannon.

dazzling-resume.jpg


I guarantee this bitch was stealing everything that wasn't nailed down at those shops to pay for that crack rock :story:

Her "fans" are even stupider than the Ambabies. It's not even worth screencapping but one old bag said
"I think you should put more ads in the videos. 5 ads every 10min you record. "
 
Shaquana deletes 9/10 of her negative or critical comments, just like every other overly sensitive Lolcow so big cheers on the screencap.
She'll always leave maybe one or two up, but only the ones that pick at her Welfare or her animals JUST so she can chimp the fuck out and go on a REEEEEEEE attack defending herself, because being 'poor' and protecting your 'furbabies' is justifiable and defensible I guess? Her fans always jump to her aid on those kinds of comments too so whatever.
 
It kills me that the housebound saga--the most boring saga to date--is the one where we're seeing the most copycat reaction channels springing up for clicks. Like holy shit even the original channels are getting bored and now the scavengers are swarming in like:

This wannabe Sarcastic Potato

This chick:

And this guy who needs to reevaluate his decisions:

All in addition to people like Shannon, it's like Amber's the shining 600lb bug zapper for exceptional people.
 
It kills me that the housebound saga--the most boring saga to date--is the one where we're seeing the most copycat reaction channels springing up for clicks. Like holy shit even the original channels are getting bored and now the scavengers are swarming in like:

This wannabe Sarcastic Potato
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ddnGSsQwOs
This chick:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUWmLwybZ3A
And this guy who needs to reevaluate his decisions:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oFbhwwtKEx8
All in addition to people like Shannon, it's like Amber's the shining 600lb bug zapper for exceptional people.

The housebound saga cracks me up. You're correct. It literally is the most boring one. It's just.... it doesn't even make for good background noise anymore. However, Amber - like the cockroach she is - still climbs in views and subscribers. And it's in part of reaction channels. Kind of impressive how her channel is able to survive. Her content is so lack luster and stale lately. She is literally uploading herself showing off an onion cutter. She didn't even open the box, lol. She just said "hey here's an onion cutter ok next" and she is still somehow still busting out them views and subs and sperging new reaction channels.
 
Haydur Universe question: Is MichaelBePetty still fat?

I know he has had weight loss surgery(twice, but i think the second time was to correct an issue with the first one?) but when I checked his instagram, I couldn't see any pictures of him that weren't headshots(a common fat girl trick)
 
I think he had lap band or sleeve first, because he was too fat for gastric bypass? When he lost enough weight he had the gastric bypass. That could be 100% incorrect but I'm pretty sure nothing went "wrong" with it, he just had two procedures as gigantic deathfats sometimes do. I know Dr. Now has done it a couple times. He did that for Steven Assanti IIRC.

I could be totally wrong though, I don't watch him. Maybe our gorl @666EVE666 knows?
 
I think he had lap band or sleeve first, because he was too fat for gastric bypass? When he lost enough weight he had the gastric bypass. That could be 100% incorrect but I'm pretty sure nothing went "wrong" with it, he just had two procedures as gigantic deathfats sometimes do. I know Dr. Now has done it a couple times. He did that for Steven Assanti IIRC.

I could be totally wrong though, I don't watch him. Maybe our gorl @666EVE666 knows?
He wanted the vertical sleeve because he didn't want the most invasive surgery at a relatively young age, but it exacerbated his GERD so it was revised to gastric bypass.
Skip to 8.00 or so
 
Sorry to bring back up YouTube Underground, but I've been binge-listening to her in the background this weekend and some of her shit is funny as hell. Her Chantal stuff seems more brutal and extra hilarious, because she legitimately dislikes Chantal and just feels kinda sorry for AL.

She's a little trashy, throwing internet tough guy insults at Chantal ("keep it up, you have no idea what I'm capable of" levels of trashy), but otherwise, good background noise.
 
What happened to MichaelBeFatty?

Did he finally eat himself to death?

Would be pretty ironic since he is larger than her and and he criticized her because of her eating behaviors.
 
It kills me that the housebound saga--the most boring saga to date--is the one where we're seeing the most copycat reaction channels springing up for clicks. Like holy shit even the original channels are getting bored and now the scavengers are swarming in like:

This wannabe Sarcastic Potato
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ddnGSsQwOs
This chick:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUWmLwybZ3A
And this guy who needs to reevaluate his decisions:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oFbhwwtKEx8
All in addition to people like Shannon, it's like Amber's the shining 600lb bug zapper for exceptional people.
Literally who the fuck are all of these absolute who nobodies??
 
It kills me that the housebound saga--the most boring saga to date--is the one where we're seeing the most copycat reaction channels springing up for clicks. Like holy shit even the original channels are getting bored and now the scavengers are swarming in like:

This wannabe Sarcastic Potato
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ddnGSsQwOs
This chick:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUWmLwybZ3A
And this guy who needs to reevaluate his decisions:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oFbhwwtKEx8
All in addition to people like Shannon, it's like Amber's the shining 600lb bug zapper for exceptional people.

Clearly a hoarder.
 
I never watched Youtube Underground's channel but seriously, does anyone really like Chantal?
Peetz. And KarateJoe. And that creepy Apple Valley feeder guy.

But yeah fucking no, no actual human being worth the skin they are made of can stand her fat nasty cunty lard ass. Maybe give Yaba/YTUnderground a whirl if you viscerally despise Chantal, cause its some funny stuff.
 

KickingGeese did a react video with her older sister (who only barely knows of our gorl) and it's just really hilarious to see how a neutral 3rd party reacts to ALR and comes to the same conclusions we all do lmao
 
Did BeetusBeFatty just drop off the face of the earth?
The last I saw of him was AmberCon 2.0
He used to quite fancy himself some kind of 'King of the Haydurrs' but to be onehundred percent honest I'm not all that bothered he has disappeared into fat air.

Zachary Michael seems quieter than the halcion days too.
 
Did BeetusBeFatty just drop off the face of the earth?
The last I saw of him was AmberCon 2.0
He used to quite fancy himself some kind of 'King of the Haydurrs' but to be onehundred percent honest I'm not all that bothered he has disappeared into fat air.

apparently he's super busy finishing his nursing degree. a few of his fans have "speculated" that my channel is actually him in disguise. Which is not a fucking compliment
 
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