🍗 Deathfat Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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chicken wings said:
There's just nobody in the household who will cheer her on (willingly) or forcefully knock the cookie out of her hands so she is continuing to rot and ferment in problems. Even though she spews lots of nonsense in her "I KNOW HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT GUYS" segments, I believe she has a general idea of what to do but there's alot we aren't seeing either whether she realizes it or not.
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none of that would work anyway
 
Poodies Bug said:
This guy means well but he doesn't realize that she won't change. She never accepted responsibility for any of her problems in life, or even responsibility for the wrong she has done to other people.

It's funny though, in this video she says that she's an "adult" and doing mukbangs are her choice. So does that mean it's her choice that she overeats and lays around all day? I mean if she's an adult and can make her own choices, it seems like she could choose to not go to the cheesecake factory and eat a 1600 calorie meal in one sitting. You can tell she feels so offended that he even suggested it's a bad idea and that the criticism is warranted.

If skinny people can eat a lot sometimes that means it's all purely genetic since it doesn't automatically make them obese. I mean she's tried to eat like a skinny person for a day and didn't lose 500 pounds, so therefore, she's just gotta be this weight forever because it's genetics. Her childish mindset makes a day or two seem like a week. She has no grasp of how long things actually take.

She tries to act like she has literally no control in this, and I genuinely believe she knows that she does. She just wants people to stop telling her that she's not perfect and that she has a serious problem that she's fully capable of fixing. It makes her feel responsible for the bad things she's done and bad choices she makes. It makes her uncomfortable like a 12 year old first starting to gain self awareness and feeling guilt on their own after being an asshole.

The problem is that she is nearly 30 and still has this mentality. She is mentally a spoiled 14 year old. Her growth and life have been stagnant. Amber has been doing the same things as long as she's been online. She has no grasp of time, lacks self awareness, will power, and the ability to accept responsibility. She won't change because she doesn't even believe she's that fat and doesn't think she can be wrong, plus she's not going to give up the only pleasure in her life.
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This is absolutely on point. She doesn't realize (or maybe she does and can't face it) that a "diet" doesn't last a week or a month or even a year. It's a change of lifestyle. Clearly, her current lifestyle is not working and no diet is going to correct that. As she's gotten "richer" she's gotten cockier and cuntier. It's emboldened her to become this thing we see before us and she is right in a sense that her viewers have caused this because it's a living breathing freak show and people tune in to it. However, her attitude has become so abrasive and her lack of intelligence so obvious that it's not even entertaining in that capacity anymore.
 
Whatthefuck said:
However, her attitude has become so abrasive and her lack of intelligence so obvious that it's not even entertaining in that capacity anymore.
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That might be a matter of taste. There's something about an almost 30 year old woman with the arrogance of a teenager being a massive know-it-all cunt to anyone who might dare suggest that she doesn't actually know how to lose weight... it's hilarious.

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
none of that would work anyway
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I still think amnesia might be her best hope.
 
I like Justine, but she should know better by now about being optimistic when Amber starts the cycle anew. She isn't some new reactor who is just watching Amber for troll views, she has been around a long time and has been watching Amber for longer than that and yet she is shockingly naive at times.
 
Aldora said:
I like Justine, but she should know better by now about being optimistic when Amber starts the cycle anew. She isn't some new reactor who is just watching Amber for troll views, she has been around a long time and has been watching Amber for longer than that and yet she is shockingly naive at times.
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Yeah, I have to agree with you on that. I'm not too keen on her style of commentary, but she is the least offensive out of the big three. Still, nothing beats Sarcastic Potato in her prime :'(
 
Well, now I've seen everything.
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Joining the ranks of Andy Dick ($99), Chumlee from Pawn Stars ($65), The dude from Catfish ($143), Brian Austin Green ($150) and a host of other "stars", Zachary Michael is now offering to make personalized video greetings so you, too can have him shout "MAAM" at you (for the low price of $5).
I don't actually mind Zach for the most part but this might be the most ridiculous thing to come out of Haydur Nation.

I wonder if Amber has been offered this opportunity? I mean who wouldn't want a screechy "Happy Birthday, Honey Boo Boo!" message from our gorl?
 
Turd Blossom said:
I wonder if Amber has been offered this opportunity? I mean who wouldn't want a screechy "Happy Birthday, Honey Boo Boo!" message from our gorl?
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Honestly? I might add a couple shekels to the orange chicken fund to send a cheeky message or two from Amber’s mouth to a friend’s bewildered ears.

Take note, Amber — this can be your backup plan for when your YouTube channel loses too many subscribers. Unless you want to resort to feeder/feedee porn. Which is fine. Just make sure you share that with @JambledUpWords
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I am an intuitive since childhood. I’ve practiced tarot for 10+ years. I specialize in romantic, professional and family relationships.
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Well that is new. I knew she was a bit of a hippie but that is taking it a bit far.

CindyChafe said:
Honestly? I might add a couple shekels to the orange chicken fund to send a cheeky message or two from Amber’s mouth to a friend’s bewildered ears.

Take note, Amber — this can be your backup plan for when your YouTube channel loses too many subscribers. Unless you want to resort to feeder/feedee porn. Which is fine. Just make sure you share that with @JambledUpWords
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The mukbangs are feeder porn. But the paid videos, that is an angle she could work though. I would pay for her to do a small speech on the dangers of obesity. Or a condemnation of the fat acceptance community. Oh yeah I would. Gorl wants my € she gotta earn em.
 
For a short video its not so bad.

As for Zach and Beetus be Petty; They seem far too vested in this for money and popularity. They both try and deflect but both channels rely utterly on Amber if you look at their usual videos without Amber nothing. Beetus' livestreams are nothing but 1 hour of ego stroking trying to live out his high school days. Beetus petty especially seems very enraptured with her.

Justine is the only one and Shivvypop too as Justine is wholesome as fuck and Shivvy is interesting.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Yi1ANMp-1M This is the biggest channel to do a video on her so far.
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Not a bad video but she incorrectly states Amber was trying to do keto at the time of the kielbasa mukbang when it's just basic Amber lore that she fears keto and won't do it.

And it's just a dumb thing to act concerned that she'd have no youtube if she lost the weight. Amber should hope she lives long enough to see her channel fade into obscurity.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Yi1ANMp-1M This is the biggest channel to do a video on her so far.
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  1. Flying onion background makes me wonder why this woman identifies as a Kengle?
  2. Why does she cuckold herself by having to pause to explain criticizing Hamplanet isn't a hate video? Being super morbidly obese for any reason, even understandable ones outside your control, still isn't healthy and should be cause for concern to anybody watching the train wreck. There's no need to qualify your content over this topic and anybody who has a problem with what you say about it probably is a problem themselves to begin with so fuck them.
  3. Her disgusted face when they cut back to her after Amber's clip of bending over while discussing the bad health advice that spews forth from Amber's youtube is priceless. I'd pay by using a program to click all the embedded ad-revenue ads in these videos to watch her react to classic lolcow gross out video moments if that's a legit reaction to the clip presented to the audience.
  4. Maybe half as many jump cuts, who edited these talking upper body green screen segments? Neil Breen? It's even more noticeable because there's a few jump cuts that are done correctly from a technical perspective, they digital zoom in to change the framing of the shot significantly from the preceding cut point, so your eyes accept it as a valid cut, but for every one of those, there's two or three that don't reframe the shot and just come off jarring as a result.
  5. That short little clip of her leg pressing apparently 50 (30 maybe?) elbees on the machine is the stuff of nightmares when you imagine Amber even trying to get into the thing instead, much less get out of it, while you might as well forget extending the lymphedema legs for even a single repetition on a completely empty press sled as a total non-starter from the get go.
 
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I can't wait for the hella awkward pauses and everyone cutting each other off to spew out a random AL fact so they can all laugh at how pathetic she is.

The first Ambercon happened in August of last year and the panel was made up of MichealBePetty, Zachary Micheal, Cxnt, The Sarcastic Potato, and Willo Davis. The last two have mostly stopped talking about Amber so I wonder who's going to replace them.
 
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