Despite her money, I don't really consider Big Al to be someone to be jealous of. Sure, she has money, but think of the prices she pays for it:
A huge quarter-ton body
A much reduced lifespan
Great susceptibility and weakness to every bug, cancer, and cardio-pulmonary issues (any of which could easily end her on their own even without the reduced lifespan)
Nearly housebound
Sleep Apnea
Can't reach her own butthole to wipe after taking a dookie
Not being able to have biological children now because her huge size gave her uterine cancer
She won't state it outright, but she needs a caretaker (Becky) or eventually go into a nursing home because her huge size makes living by herself impossible
Next time anyone envies her, they need to think about if they would rather have all that money but with all of her conditions, because that is the price she pays for her money and 'fame.'
A huge quarter-ton body
A much reduced lifespan
Great susceptibility and weakness to every bug, cancer, and cardio-pulmonary issues (any of which could easily end her on their own even without the reduced lifespan)
Nearly housebound
Sleep Apnea
Can't reach her own butthole to wipe after taking a dookie
Not being able to have biological children now because her huge size gave her uterine cancer
She won't state it outright, but she needs a caretaker (Becky) or eventually go into a nursing home because her huge size makes living by herself impossible
Next time anyone envies her, they need to think about if they would rather have all that money but with all of her conditions, because that is the price she pays for her money and 'fame.'

