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I don't understand what the fuss over the breakfast is about. There must be some miscommunication going on here. It's surely not a breakfast for a king, but I assure you it is a breakfast fit for a kang. Quite appropriate and thematic; she did a good job.
 
Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
I don't understand what the fuss over the breakfast is about. There must be some miscommunication going on here. It's surely not a breakfast for a king, but I assure you it is a breakfast fit for a kang. Quite appropriate and thematic; she did a good job.
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Its fit for a mother and wife who doesn't have time to cook because she is consumed with being unbothered with Twitter. The butter, syrup, and apple juice bottle screams local shit diner.
 
Those sausages look incredibly wrong, as though someone dug a tunnel to hell and returned with proof of it's existence. Some low tier demon slug is looking for its young.
 
Punkinsplice said:
Those sausages look incredibly wrong, as though someone dug a tunnel to hell and returned with proof of it's existence. Some low tier demon slug is looking for its young.
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They look like those microwavable sausages you can get at the store. Like exactly like them.

Bet you she hand made them tho.
 
sentfrommyiphone said:
They look like those microwavable sausages you can get at the store. Like exactly like them.

Bet you she hand made them tho.
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She took them out of the package using her hands therefore the sausages were handmade.
 
Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
I don't understand what the fuss over the breakfast is about. There must be some miscommunication going on here. It's surely not a breakfast for a king, but I assure you it is a breakfast fit for a kang. Quite appropriate and thematic; she did a good job.
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I don’t know about fit for a king but it looks like it might have been made by “The King.” Burger King that is. Looks like frozen fast food hell.
 
Hey gorls, I made two new videos because the newest video was... painful. And I don't suffer enough.

I Have Gained Weight


LipsmackLynn
 
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You've beautifully captured her 2 main traits... total obsession with food & gobsmacking stupidity. Well done!
 
Fascist Ferret said:
Hey gorls, I made two new videos because the newest video was... painful. And I don't suffer enough.

I Have Gained Weight
Live in Denial.mp4









LipsmackLynn
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The hallmark of a fantastic Big Al vid is when the viewer is left feeling torn between giving it a Semper Fi or a Horrifying rating.
"LipSmackLynn" hit me smack dab in the sweet spot.
Well done gorl, and thank you for your service!
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Mistress Cuckfucker said:
Sorry for the double post, but here's some info on her husband. The poor prick has to be married to this troll and now she's getting him involved but he's laughing with her, so I will make it funnier for them. Interestingly timeline:
Married since October 5, 2018
Baby born on May 21st, just 7.5 months after marriage. Shotgun wedding?

Kaishah Alexandria Jasso
Married since October 5, 2018
Baby Born May 21st (the baby registry said the due date was Feb 16th, weird)


Here's an arrest record from when he was in California with his parents possibly Genevieve and Alexander Jasso, and this is just 4 months after his daughter was born.
Can anyone help me confirm that this is him? The age is right (27 y.o born 2/10/1993) and his family seems to be from both California and North Carolina, so it all fits.
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Since she likes to clutch her pearls over her child being doxxed (with public pictures, no less) here's another shot of the tadpole. Aaaaaand some more pictures of the greasy neck'd bitch herself.
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And if you want to hear the frog croak.. here's a bonus video (edited to replace link with archived facebook video).
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So I was wrong, the white side of her family is the maternal side. Renee Gordon is her mother. So is Hall her father's surname?
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Her family, bless their hearts, look like lovely people (her mother Renee seems especially sweet and pretty, to be fair) and probably would love to know which white people Kaishah is always talking shit about as she spergs out all over Twitter trying to be the baddest bitch who is so smart all she can do is shit on people's looks, income, and ethnicity.
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Comeuppance sure is messy.
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Awww what a big ole ugly face she has. Looks a little like an FAS face to me.
Bish has no reason to put anyone's looks down. Yuck.
 
Moonpie said:
Awww what a big ole ugly face she has. Looks a little like an FAS face to me.
Bish has no reason to put anyone's looks down. Yuck.
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Oh that's a FAS face for sure
 
Some of our friends at Reddit have taken issue with Amber referring to her vagina as a "period hole".
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Predictably, the moderator of /r/Alrqueenofmoderation, /u/eleven1993 is fat.

She claims to be 8 Stone (51kg/113lbs) overweight.
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She has impulse control beyond food.
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Sleeps naked and overeats.
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Has a skin condition linked with obesity (which led to an abscess):
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And is a sloth.
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Miscellaneous: She is an ICU nurse and has an obsession with baby names, multiple pages full of name suggestions for strangers' babies.

The parallels are just hilarious.

For ease of stalking: eleven1993
 
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The comments, especially the first one take pride in going to the other extreme. I mean - worship your vagina?
 
This isn't a funny one, but I sort of like her videos and she always deletes
Archive: tiger talks Amberlynn Reid doing zero to help herself.
 
Pippeyy said:
Them saying the term Amber uses for her vagina rubs them the wrong way made me laugh. They get so close to self awareness but just can’t grab it.
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MY VULVA IS SO KYUTE AND SASSY

jfc these people. she hasnt seen or touched her vagina in years, to her it probably never existed until blood and uterus started falling out of it.
thats why she calls it a goddamn period hole, it ain't rocket science

god forbid we talk about a female function and offend the troons
 
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Predictably, the moderator of /r/Alrqueenofmoderation, /u/eleven1993 is fat.

She claims to be 8 Stone (51kg/113lbs) overweight.
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She has impulse control beyond food.
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Sleeps naked and overeats.
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Has a skin condition linked with obesity (which led to an abscess):
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And is a sloth.
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Miscellaneous: She is an ICU nurse and has an obsession with baby names, multiple pages full of name suggestions for strangers' babies.

The parallels are just hilarious.

For ease of stalking: eleven1993
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Don't look up images for that skin condition she has. Instant regret 🤢
 
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