everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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PeckingOrder said:
Lately I’ve seen posts from fans of Pixar’s newest film, Coco, who started shipping one of the female characters with an unrelated character who appears for all of 30 seconds. Following that, they decided all the characters are lesbians. Even the guys. Especially the major canon pairing, they insist the guy is a non binary lesbian so they won’t have to feel icky about enjoying a cishet relationship. Becaus that totally makes sense. Did I mention over half the cast is dead? Lesbian male skeletons. Incredible.

I love how all these people always end their wanky self-satisfactory posts with “sorry I don’t make the rules”, like it’s a fact now that everyone is a lesbian or whatever.
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Well, they made porn of Sans and Frisk in the past, so the characters of Coco are fair game.
 
morninghomo said:
there's actually a blog for 'straight character of the day', I dont quite remember the wording of the url tho, I'll edit w it when i have it

it's a blog dedicated to characters who are either confirmed straight or never confirmed non straight and it's run by an lgbt person
i respect what it does so much because it's just there stating facts and not altering any canon (even removing characters when they're CONFIRMED gay) and people just FLY OFF THE HANDLE OVER THE WHOLE THING it's p damn funny
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That's hetcharacteroftheday if I'm not mistaken.

What people also flip their shit at is the blog canonlgbtcharacteroftheday, which is run by the same people. And why? Because they dare post bisexual characters, and, get this, say they're bisexual. Shocking, I know. Almost everytime they post a bisexual character from a somewhat popular piece of media, the gay/lesbian fetishists crawl out of their holes to start a long-winded discussion about how the character is actually a pure uwu gay boi or a men-hating lesbian.
 
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I follow someone who will literally only watch shows because there's potential lesbians. They are fucking obsessed with RWBY most of all and ship the main cat girl with that blonde girl. They used to like Homestuck and would only ever ship lesbians no matter how stupid the ship was. They have probably the shittiest taste in media because it's all based on whether Maybe there is a lesbian or two or three in the show/comic/movie. I have never seen them ship anything other than lesbian ships. Also, funniest part: They are Non-binary now so they're not even a True Dyke anymore. I would call it overcompensation due to that but they've been like this before they came out as a genderspeshul.
 
Ratty said:
everytime they post a bisexual character from a somewhat popular piece of media, the gay/lesbian fetishists crawl out of their holes to start a long-winded discussion about how the character is actually a pure uwu gay boi or a men-hating lesbian.
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ive seen people refer to u̶s̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶e̶m̶a̶l̶e̶ characters b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶l̶e̶s̶b̶i̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶u̶r̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶m̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ who dated both men and women as being self hating gays, or say their 'straight phase' was just them trying to conform to the oppressive society of a magical fantasy world [where being gay is normal and common]
 
bad yiff said:
I follow someone who will literally only watch shows because there's potential lesbians. They are fucking obsessed with RWBY most of all and ship the main cat girl with that blonde girl. They used to like Homestuck and would only ever ship lesbians no matter how stupid the ship was. They have probably the shittiest taste in media because it's all based on whether Maybe there is a lesbian or two or three in the show/comic/movie. I have never seen them ship anything other than lesbian ships. Also, funniest part: They are Non-binary now so they're not even a True Dyke anymore. I would call it overcompensation due to that but they've been like this before they came out as a genderspeshul.
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Does Dobson transmit lesbo-worshipping germs?
 
nonbinary lesbians are on some whole other shit because- you'd think, a person who's gender is neither male or female, would be straight if they date anyone whos not also nonbinary because its a diff gender
but these people's biggest fear is being straight
ive seen people who say their gender shifts depending on whoever theyre dating so that the relationship is always gay
imagine dating someone so shallow
 
Purmojemvits said:
Seriously talking, I am curious of how many of the lesbo fetish weirdos are socially crippled adults or teenagers who have never had real relationships, but maybe some daddy issues or their middle school crush didn't like them back and now they need to mentally convince themselves they are lesbian (most likely isn't thing when they grow over tomblr or find out lesbian relationships have all of the same cons as other relationships) or that the lesbians will provide the borderline supernatural perfect pure relationship without abuse or manipulation because all bad in the world is caused merely by toxic masculinity.

But yeah this shit is fucking weird and knocking on the borderlines of creepy. Why you need to add on ice cream post you like pussy?
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The answer is most likely all or most of them ( speaking about the fetishists not actual lesbians).
 
Out of all the people I know who pull this same shit not a single one is seriously sexually attracted to other women, because grown ass people secure with their sexuality don't act like this. The need for constant validation is literal proof they say "im gay uwu" to ve cutesy. It's so tiring lol
 
They only like bisexuals if it comes to their ships


Example
A woman dating a man in canon

"What if she's bi"

A bisexual character dating another woman
" she's a lesbian "

The bisexual community have come up with the term "bisexual erasure" To Describe this
 
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honestly there isn't much to show
it's just stupid whiny tumblrinas screaming about how they are the most special of special princess and should get everything in the world
all these people have for personality is just saying "anyway, i love pussy" over and over and over. they are bland, dull, boring, etc. it's the sexuality version of "have i mentioned i'm a vegan yet"
 
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