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I guess the goatee was always patchy. It's just gotten especially bad in recent years.
 
Shabobus said:
This video really drives home how much Phil has started to look like he's made out of putty in the past few years.
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In some of the ridiculous (not a children's entertainer) outfits he wears, he looks like my fucking grandpa. Grandpa is pushing 90. It's bewildering how such a relatively young man can look so old and not be Benjamin Button. Genetics is a bitch sometimes, but holy hell, Dave is hammered with the worst both sides of his parentage.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
I think my favorite moment has to be @8:04. Perfect meme.
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My favourite overall takeaway is that, in Phil's mind, Gojitenks is a deranged troll who follows him around and uses their laggy connection to gain undeserved wins. Whereas in reality it's just some guy or girl who enjoys playing Street Fighter online and is quite good at it.
 
The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
Another Ludwig video


5:05 onwards is my favourite bit, where Phil apparently wins but the game takes the frame back to make him lose
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This delusional fuck still does the "I DID FIERCE PUNCH BUT THE LHEGGY CONNECTION GAVE ME LIGHT KICK!" which is literally impossible and I'm saying this as a guy who has a terrible connection which means the only way I have a good time playing them is on Fightcade, so I know how laggy piece of shit matches actually play out. But one thing that never happened is that I got the completely wrong move. Due to my shitty connections I got drahpped Akira triple elbow from Virtua Fighter for example, my 666P would turn into 66P or 6P or just P, but I never had it turned into a kick. When I did EWGFs with 'Zuya in Tekken, I never had the right punch turn into a left kick, or left punch, or right kick when I drahpped it due to lheg, yet this pig still ADAMANTLY posits that this is a thing that happens due to lheg and not because he's just mashing buttons on his stick like a fucking spaz. I don't know how this little thing that's not even that important in the grand scheme of why Phil is hateable makes me legitimately MATI, but here we go!
 
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He's not lazy, he put out the most videos of anybody!

Putting out the most content doesn't mean you work hard. There are content creators who have made like 1/4th of what he has but the editing and effort is LEAGUES beyond anything DSP has ever done. There are trash-tier rappers out there who have put out Soundcloud mixtapes numbering in triple digits but it's all low effort garbage. At best DSP is a spambot.

He's the poster boy for quantity over quality.
 
PieceofShet said:
Ludwig is on fire lately!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u65SWIGD8sI
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this is amazing, phil makes it so blatantly clear to everyone by complimenting his opponent first and sliding into bitching despite praising the same things, he literally hurt his own ego by doing this
third of the way in he is visibly upset and pressing his buttons really hard its gold
edit: despite the actual lack of continuity between the clips, let this be a lesson that phil is so genuinely toxic that if you're not paying attention seem exactly the same
 
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Shambler said:
this is amazing, phil makes it so blatantly clear to everyone by complimenting his opponent first and sliding into bitching despite praising the same things, he literally hurt his own ego by doing this
third of the way in he is visibly upset and pressing his buttons really hard its gold
edit: despite the actual lack of continuity between the clips, let this be a lesson that phil is so genuinely toxic that if you're not paying attention seem exactly the same
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That's the Dave Rival Cycle of Grief I wrote a 'tismpost about once. When he comes across someone who isn't a scrub, it starts with respect, but the more and more they beat Phil it quickly devolves into pure sodium.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
They both suck.

Small note: Actual Italians use a lot of salt while cooking their pasta, as in multiple tablespoons. I don't know shit about the rest of the recipe but I know that much.
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I mean the end product of both looked pretty good, but knowing how much sugar DSP put in his sauce is pretty horrific. Is that normal?
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
I mean the end product of both looked pretty good, but knowing how much sugar DSP put in his sauce is pretty horrific. Is that normal?
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No, the amount of sugar he puts in is insane. I think he confused tablespoons with cups or something. That he can even eat it confuses me. Jack's I'll at least give that he has good ingredients though as someone already said in the comments he put in way too much pasta. Jack's I'll rate edible but probably not as great as he's trying to build it up and DSP's is rated at "prepare for Diabetes, and get ready to blame your aunt" out of 10.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
No, the amount of sugar he puts in is insane. I think he confused tablespoons with cups or something. That he can even eat it confuses me. Jack's I'll at least give that he has good ingredients though as someone already said in the comments he put in way too much pasta. Jack's I'll rate edible but probably not as great as he's trying to build it up and DSP's is rated at "prepare for Diabetes, and get ready to blame your aunt" out of 10.
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Yeah I thought that too, way too much pasta, the sauce basically vanished lol.
 
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