🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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AnOminous said:
This guy is a fucking god among men.
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It’s kind of remarkable how God Almighty gave Bob the best example of a real man that he could ever hope to encounter. Instead of availing himself of JHA’s wisdom and generosity in equal measure, Bob grabbed as much cash and as many McDonald’s gift cards as he could while simultaneously rejecting the lessons he could have learned.

Bob McKim is a person who takes financial gifts from someone and then wastes no time in shit-talking his benefactor on the internet — REPEATEDLY. That’s all you need to know about this self-proclaimed “saint.”
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
It’s kind of remarkable how God Almighty gave Bob the best example of a real man that he could ever hope to encounter. Instead of availing himself of JHA’s wisdom and generosity in equal measure, Bob grabbed as much cash and as many McDonald’s gift cards as he could while simultaneously rejecting the lessons he could have learned.

Bob McKim is a person who takes financial gifts from someone and then wastes no time in shit-talking his benefactor on the internet — REPEATEDLY. That’s all you need to know about this self-proclaimed “saint.”
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I think that deep down Bob has a man crush on JH Andrews.
He idolizes the man, but feels bad that he can't live up to JHA's expectations.
Think about it Bob, you know I'm right!!
 
Got my latest issue of the Carrollton Free Press Standard and it looks like the Carrollton PD has finally had enough of Bob calling them.
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crayolasword said:
Got my latest issue of the Carrollton Free Press Standard and it looks like the Carrollton PD has finally had enough of Bob calling them.
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Guess he misses the three square meals he used to get for free in jail. Or maybe he misses the gay sex. Either way, filing false reports is a great way to get locked up.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
Has his reign of terror finally ended?
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Bob is still around, however
John Henry Andrews video severely wounded him.
Bob is extremely jealous of JHA's lifestyle and superior intelligence.
Just look at the contrasting lives they live.
John is an intelligent, hard working, man of God who lives an exemplary life and is reaping his just rewards.
Bob, on the other hand, is a lying, conniving, lazy thief, who pretends to be something that he's not.
Bob is being punished for his evil ways and he finally realizes that we are the winners.
It has to be hard on him. Poor little man.

"In all toil their is profit, but mere talk tends only to poverty"
Proverbs 14:23

Thus saith the Lord
 
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crayolasword said:
Got my latest issue of the Carrollton Free Press Standard and it looks like the Carrollton PD has finally had enough of Bob calling them.
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lol, typically these reports will be coded or reported as "unfounded" or something similar. To straight out call it false implies either an intent to deceive by the reporting party or that everyone is tired of his shit
 
Bob only wrote that public letter to publicly shame anyone who ever denied him free money. “We need more good Christians like her in the community” = “How dare you all fail to pay my bills and buy me shit whenever I ask?”

It must really burn Bob’s toast that my namesake has contributed more to him, both financially and in sweat labor, than all the pastors, churches, and lay Xians in his community put together. Personally I’m not an atheist or agnostic (not sure which JHA is) but the many I know have much more charitable, generous hearts than Bob possesses.
 
It’s amazing how he will curse every religion (Baptists, Catholics, etc) but he sure doesn’t mind going to them with his hand out. If he was a real Christian he would stand on his moral grounds and not beg anyone from another religion for anything.
 
I just heard from a reliable source that several churches turned Bob away because he wanted the cash to go directly to him instead of the veterinarian.
It's unbelievable what this guy will do for a buck!
 
crayolasword said:
It’s amazing how he will curse every religion (Baptists, Catholics, etc) but he sure doesn’t mind going to them with his hand out. If he was a real Christian he would stand on his moral grounds and not beg anyone from another religion for anything.
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Morals? He is devoid of morals.
He demands special bacon at food giveaways, he spends his tugboat and hers on dumb shit, yet he has no roof in that hovel he preaches and "counsels" from.
Oh and he neglects tf out of his GF.
 

In today's video, Marble Mouth Mckim is complaining that "he don't have no cellular service", what ever that sentence means.

He also can't seem to figure out why Spectrum wireless and Verizon both went down since the two are not related in any way.
As usual, you're wrong again Bob!
In the future Bob, don't worry if your communications are down. You remained under constant survalence during the outage. If you have any issues during future outages, simply stand out in front of your porch and wave. We will alert the authorities that you are out of cottage cheese or whatever else the problem may me.
We have your back Bob.

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