🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[HarveySperg41]

I can’t quit Slob, I love the emergency weather reports 12 hours after the storm has passed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Bob was living in squalor by himself and not hurting anybody, I’d happily ignore him. But the hacking team will do what we need to do to monitor the situation and keep an eye on Rene’s well-being. Luckily, as some of you know already, a few of Bob’s neighbors share these concerns and have been very generous in helping expand the scope and sharpen the focus of our surveillance. If you thought what Chris Chan has been doing to his mother was shocking, you’ll be knocked out by what Bob has been up to.

 

[crayolasword]

We need to make sure that his surveillance cameras and alarm system are hacked.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Hi Slob.

Since you don't allow comments on your web pages (because you're a big baby that can't handle criticism) I'll drop you a line here, your favorite webpage, that you check every 5 minutes.

Good news for you Slob! I'm done with you.

You're an obese, lazy, lying, delusional, hypocritical asshole.

It used to be fun watching your videos. They were entertaining and hysterically funny!

Now they're just mindless delusional rants by a dime-a-dozen clown on the Internet that refuses to take his prescribed psych. medications.

You're not funny; you're not worth my time.

Check back occasionally!
Although nothing seems to ever change in this moron's life, it's going to get much worse.
His life is a car heading for a brick wall at 100mph and you don't want to miss the crash!!

 

[HarveySperg41]

We need to make sure that his surveillance cameras and alarm system are hacked.

I hacked his smoke detectors. I made sure they beep and constantly annoy him.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Huh, it's not usual that Bob breaks his routine of introducing himself as Evangalist Docktur Robert blah blah blah- Oh, he wants to wear a different hat today and thinks that we're making fun of his goofy shirt because it has sewed on patches, rather than because it's make-believe.

No, Bob. We are not going to tell a police officer that pulls us over "you're not really a police officer because you don't have a metal badge" (although sometimes people are dumb enough to do this). Because they are police officers, and a badge (metal or whatever) is merely a sign of that office. They have the legal authority to do police work (traffic stops, lawful detentions, etc). The point of their insignia and badge of office is to differentiate them from impotent retards like you- which is why you're not allowed to wear one that actually says "police" as much as you'd love to. Instead you can have your little homemade 'security officer' costume because it's representative of nothing. I mean, it's not like "security officer" means anything to begin with unless you're 'on duty' as security (i.e. as a job and not playing) but you can't even do that.

The sad thing is that Bob is too dumb to realize that his attempts to look important have the exact opposite effect to any observer.

I can only imagine the utter derision and contempt towards Bob by local police who have to deal with him (and have almost certainly threatened him with arrest due to his attempts at impersonation). I also am quite sure, based on posters on this forum, that there are people who actually are law enforcement (including prosecutors, COs, etc) that laugh at Bob for his antics. Of all the cows on this site, I think Bob would be in the top three that I would dread having to talk to (Rebecca Gerber is on the same list. Chris Chan might make up the third with his merge and motherfucking antics).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

antics. Of all the cows on this site, I think Bob would be in the top three that I would dread having to talk to

I’d fucking love it. We’d be talking biblical exegesis and Bob would wet himself over how much he doesn’t know. Though to be fair, the bank statements our team recovered shows he buys bulk quantities of these bad boys every time he hits up Walmart. So he’s pissing and shitting himself quite frequently already.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

In today's boring video, Bob thinks the world needs to know that Minor Mobile Park had over 2" of rain today.
Just some friendly advice Bob. Next time it rains in Turdville, Ohio, stand in it and rinse off.
You look like you haven't bathed in a month. No wonder JHA and Rene's mother don't allow you near their property!!
Oh, the stench you put off must be unbelievable!!!

 

[KD8IEW]

I had 2.65 inches of rain fall in my Tru-Check rain gauge from 6:00 AM until 12:00 Noon on 8/18/2021

I had 2.65 inches of rain fall in my Tru-Check rain gauge from the remnant Tropical Storm Fred from 6:00 AM until 12:00 Noon. I reported this to the Pittsbu...

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In today's boring video, Bob thinks the world needs to know that Minor Mobile Park had over 2" of rain today.
Just some friendly advice Bob. Next time it rains in Turdville, Ohio, stand in it and rinse off.
You look like you haven't bathed in a month. No wonder JHA and Rene's mother don't allow you near their property!!
Oh, the stench you must be unbelievable!!!

I was thinking the same thing!!
Look at how greasy his hair looks!
Have a little pride in yourself, Stinky!

 

[Willard on the Cart]

I was thinking the same thing!!
Look at how greasy his hair looks!
Have a little pride in yourself, Stinky!

Bob, you're "Founder and President" of NOTHING!!
No one knows that any of your make believe organizations or titles exist except you, Rene, and the hackers.
The national weather service either ignores your calls, deletes your info, or passes it around to be laughed at.

By the way, I was sitting in the Pizza Hut that you drive by to enter the main drag through town, and I saw you drive buy. You know the one, across from the gas station and across the highway from the bakery.
You better not be taping people. I've warned you!!

 

[HarveySperg41]

By the way, I was sitting in the Pizza Hut that you drive by to enter the main drag through town, and I saw you drive buy. You know the one, across from the gas station and across the highway from the bakery.
You better not be taping people. I've warned you!!

How many cars did he run off the road in that short tim he passed by?

 

[Willard on the Cart]

How many cars did he run off the road in that short tim he passed by?

Bob is a horrible driver in perfect weather. I can't imagine the mess he caused today!

In today's video Bob tries to convince the hackers that he's better than we are!
Someone else also reported that Carrollton had a certain amount of rain so he thinks it was his numbers that the National Weather Service is using.
What a loser!!!
Also, again, Bob doubts that he is constantly being watched for the protection of Carroll county.
Just standing on the sidewalk in front of your dump, I could smell the stench from your trailer.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I love that it annoys him so badly that we will not respect his fake security service.

Hey Bob why don’t you show us how real your organization is, take your high point and go arrest someone doing something illegal.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

I spoke to some of my friends in the area and they confirmed that it was not Dr.McKims numbers they used; they use high tech software to determine the rain pattern and do not go by first hand accounts.

I think Bob spent all day going through that little map playing his own game of Where's Waldo? and found 2.65; it wasn't even in his home area. More lies from a liar

 

[KD8IEW]

Showing that the NWS does take me and my reports seriously!!!

The Pittsburgh National Weather Service does take me and my reports seriously!!! That goes to show that many on KIWI Farms hate me, my certifications, and my...

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In today's video Bob tries to convince the hackers that he's better than we are!
Someone else also reported that Carrollton had a certain amount of rain so he thinks it was his numbers that the National Weather Service is using.
What a loser!!!
Also, again, Bob doubts that he is constantly being watched for the protection of Carroll county.
Just standing on the sidewalk in front of your dump, I could smell the stench from your trailer.

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It looks like the rolled roofing that Bob stole from that poor Amish guy is holding up well!!

 

[V0L]

I love it when he says he is predicting end times, yet all scripture, no matter what branch of christianity, No one can predict the end times

 

[KD8IEW]

Bob takes a camera into Discount Drug Mart and films people.
Bob takes a camera into Walmart and films people.
Bob follows people around in his shitty Kia, pretending to be security, and films people.
Now, when the tables are turned he cries like a little bitch.
Suck it Bob. We're better and smarter than you.
WE ARE THE WINNERS!!!!!!

 

[HarveySperg41]

I started sharing the gift that is Slob with my friends, they absolutely think he is hilarious.

 

[KD8IEW]

I started sharing the gift that is Slob with my friends, they absolutely think he is hilarious.

I'm always a bit shocked that this imbecile hasn't gone viral. He can't even do that right!
One the other hand, it's kind of fun that he's our special little retarded friend.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

He is starting to figure it out... beware