🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Willard on the Cart said:
Bob has said hundreds of times in his idiotic videos that he doesn't care what we think.
Actually it's all he really cares about.
The stupid, fat, delusional bastard would be much better off if he simply never read KiwiFarms again!
We know that'll never happen because HE DOES CARE WHAT THE HACKERS THINK AND SAY.
If you don't care what we say, stop reading it, you fucking moron!!!! We couldn't care less.
We will continue to laugh at your stupidity every time you post your idiotic theories, but you can ignore it.
You won't though, because you are obsessed with us and we are the only people on the planet that read your horse shit.
No one follows your ministry, you have never had a client at your soul clinic. You have never been asked to do security or traffic control. The national weather service has never contacted you about your ruler stuck in the ground outside your shit hole trailer.
You are the single biggest loser on the planet.
Think about it, you know I'm right!
Have a horrible day Bob. I know you will.
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Slob is morbidly obese and has a morbidly obese ego. He knows he is a useless loser and welfare leech that amounted to absolutely nothing. He compensated by inventing a meaningless 'ministry, 'soul clinic', 'radio patrol', etc., and giving himself a variety of meaningless titles.

There will be 2 versions of his obituary. One that he wrote in advance, which will be lengthy and self-serving, listing his many imaginary accomplishments and achievements. The other obituary will be one sentence, simply stating his name, where he lived, the date he was born, and the date he died.
 
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They usually charge for the lengthy one so I guess we know which one is published. Hell, Bob couldn’t even be bothered to chip in for his father’s funeral. He left Pena’s family holding the bag and wanted them to transport the body back to Ohio at their expense. That’s why they withheld anything he felt entitled to and his father’s funeral was done in the cheapest manner possible.
 
crayolasword said:
They usually charge for the lengthy one so I guess we know which one is published. Hell, Bob couldn’t even be bothered to chip in for his father’s funeral. He left Pena’s family holding the bag and wanted them to transport the body back to Ohio at their expense. That’s why they withheld anything he felt entitled to and his father’s funeral was done in the cheapest manner possible.
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In the end, Pena's family won. They got the beloved, coveted Tupperware collection. (They're stealing my inheritance!) It may even be possible that the ashes of Slob's father are kept in a piece of that beloved collection. Push and click for eternal freshness.

Slob needs a new schtick, he's been down the terrorist road before.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
In the end, Pena's family won. They got the beloved, coveted Tupperware collection. (They're stealing my inheritance!) It may even be possible that the ashes of Slob's father are kept in a piece of that beloved collection. Push and click for eternal freshness.
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It wasn't real Tupperware anyway, it was Mckimware!
Basically a 2 foot high stack of Kool Whip containers.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
Cross-posted to this thread about idiotic reactions to CWC's arrest.
Slob really doesn't get that trolls can pretend to be other people on the Netz.
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"insets.' Evidently, while Slob was getting his 2 doctorate degrees and other degrees under his belt, he never learned how to spell. He also has trouble with SOTP.

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We’re back Bob! And you know why? Because God looked down on earth and saw your arrogance and gluttony and how you would take money from a disabled woman like candy from a baby, and he knew in his infinite wisdom that you needed to be chastised for your many, many sins, so you wouldn’t sit in your hovel wondering WHAT you did to incur God’s wrath. God knew you were stupid, so stupid that a hundred people telling you exactly how and why you are no servant of God still wouldn’t penetrate your peanut skull. And despite the fiery lake that awaits when you keel over in that chair, God still loved you enough to give you 60+ years to do what you love: stuff yourself with bacon and koolaid, be a nussaince and burden to your neighbors, be an anti-evangelist to Christ’s cause, and whine.

God bless you, have a blessed day
 
Bob’s obsession with us controls him to the point that he’s completely unable to mourn his “fur baby” succumbing to a slow, agonizing death. No, he has to talk about Kiwi Farms come what may. It’s pretty obvious what’s going on here: Bob is in love with us.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Bob’s obsession with us controls him to the point that he’s completely unable to mourn his “fur baby” succumbing to a slow, agonizing death. No, he has to talk about Kiwi Farms come what may. It’s pretty obvious what’s going on here: Bob is in love with us.
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Slob certainly has a way of caring for cats. 'Purdy Gurl' died from a prolonged and untreated open lesion and infection and Queenie did from protracted kidney failure.

So much for Jim Bakker's anointing oil.

I wonder if Slob buried Queenie and 'Purdy Gurl' in empty Jim Bakker food buckets?

John Andrews Stan said:
Bob’s obsession with us controls him to the point that he’s completely unable to mourn his “fur baby” succumbing to a slow, agonizing death. No, he has to talk about Kiwi Farms come what may. It’s pretty obvious what’s going on here: Bob is in love with us.
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Slob craves attention, deservedly negative as it is.
 
His cat story makes me ill!!!
The way he described that poor animal suffering for months and he won't steal a few dollars from Rene and lovingly put that poor creature down.
At least he could have kicked the life out if it like he did his last cat.
Please Bob, don't get another cat. You're not mentally equipped to give an animal the care they deserve.
 
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