🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I don’t want to spoil any surprises, but stay tuned for Bob to have a summer solstice to remember. Let’s just say the longest day of the year will also be the most fruitful in terms of our hacking harvest. It would be easier for Bob to study for a urine test than it would be for him to prepare for this one.

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I kinda miss his rants.
 
I don’t want to spoil any surprises, but stay tuned for Bob to have a summer solstice to remember. Let’s just say the longest day of the year will also be the most fruitful in terms of our hacking harvest. It would be easier for Bob to study for a urine test than it would be for him to prepare for this one.

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Can't wait
 
I've discovered that later this fall I will be in both Pittsburgh and the Toledo, Ohio area.
Dare I drive through the shit stain that is Carrollton, Ohio.
I'm tempted.
The thought of speeding past Bob or turning in front of him gives me goose bumps.
What I'd really like to do is film Bob and post it on the internet, just like he does to so many other people.
But, as Bob has said, "I DO NOT HAVE THAT RIGHT"!.
Fuck off, Bob!
 
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I've discovered that later this fall I will be in both Pittsburgh and the Toledo, Ohio area.
Dare I drive through the shit stain that is Carrollton, Ohio.
I'm tempted.
The thought of speeding past him or turning in front of him gives me goose bumps.
What I'd really like to do is film Bob and post it on the internet, just like he does to so many other people.
But, as Bob has said, "I DO NOT HAVE THAT RIGHT"!.
Fuck off, Bob!
When you go to make your appointment at his “clinic” at 120 12th. St., NW, Lot M, Carrollton, OH 44615 in person, make sure you’re armed and don’t forget the down payment of apocalypse bacon, Mio drops and rolled roofing. If Renée is awake and blinks twice, it means she wants to be rescued. Godspeed!
 
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Instead of making videos, it looks like Slob is out trying to improve public safety in Carrollton.
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Bob has some crazy idea that if he "lays low" for a while, some of the hackers may go away.
Little does he know, that we monitor him 24/7. You are under 100% servealence.
We always know when you leave your dump Bob. We have contacts in Minor Mobile Home Trailer Park.
We are the winners Bob. It is obvious to everyone.
For once in your sad, sorry lifetime, you need to except the fact that we are all better than you in every way.
Think about it, you know I'm right.
 
Bob has some crazy idea that if he "lays low" for a while, some of the hackers may go away.
Little does he know, that we monitor him 24/7. You are under 100% servealence.
We always know when you leave your dump Bob. We have contacts in Minor Mobile Home Trailer Park.
We are the winners Bob. It is obvious to everyone.
For once in your sad, sorry lifetime, you need to except the fact that we are all better than you in every way.
Think about it, you know I'm right.
I kinda miss Blobs rants about stuff. He's such a hypocrite and I love seeing him contradict himself.
 
Bob hasn't posted since he revealed Rene's mother's phone number nearly 6 weeks ago.
Thanks a lot, whatever assholes made prank calls to some completely innocent bystander. Providing entertainment to absolutely nobody and turning off the spigot.
 
Thanks a lot, whatever assholes made prank calls to some completely innocent bystander. Providing entertainment to absolutely nobody and turning off the spigot.
Rene’s mom and JHA seem like stand up, caring people. Imagine having an obese retarded bank robber and an obese retarded social safety net robber as family. Geez Louise that’s gotta suck balls! We all should leave the Andrews’ out of this. We all may be farmers, but we do have honour.
 
Thanks a lot, whatever assholes made prank calls to some completely innocent bystander. Providing entertainment to absolutely nobody and turning off the i ho

Thanks a lot, whatever assholes made prank calls to some completely innocent bystander. Providing entertainment to absolutely nobody and turning off the spigot.
I hope no one called Rene's mom. Can't imagine anyone would pick on them. They have enough to deal with.
 

In today's episode, Bobert claims we dis'spect him because he doesn't have private jets and therefore is not a "real" evangelist.

I'm pretty sure that's not it, Bob. Mimicking the behavior of those phonies without the wallet or people scamming skills is amusing, though.

 
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Going through this hoot of a thread, does he actually admit he is bisexual anywhere or is that just from his story of the MMF 3 way and JHA's responses? (Only on page 30ish)
It’s in his book. He admits to having three ways with his wife and some rando fatty chaser. On several occasions. Did he take the dick at any point? He doesn’t say, but I think it’s safe to say he at least got a gobby from a dude at some point in the fat fucker three way.
 
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