🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[S O T P]

I'm fairly amazed they let a sociopathic retard put up fake traffic signs and disrupt traffic with his tardery, especially when he's wearing fake badges and a fake uniform to make him look like he has some legal authority.

I'm confident the small-town/Village police department:
a.) humors the Village Idiot/Slob so he doesn't have a temper tantrum-meltdown, go on a shooting rampage and be the lead story on CNN
b.) never get his calls/complaints from the Dispatcher (who has to listen to Slob)
c.) laugh when they see the Care Bear mobile and Slob in his big boy wannabe cop lime green clothes
d.) leave it to the folks he stops to 'help' (be a nuisance, get in the way and ask for donations) tell Slob to fuck off and get lost

 

[AnOminous]

I'm confident the small-town/Village police department:
a.) humors the Village Idiot/Slob so he doesn't have a temper tantrum-meltdown, go on a shooting rampage and be the lead story on CNN
b.) never get his calls/complaints from the Dispatcher (who has to listen to Slob)
c.) laugh when they see the Care Bear mobile and Slob in his big boy wannabe cop lime green clothes
d.) leave it to the folks he stops for to tell Slob to fuck off and get lost

So what do they do when he causes a crash and someone gets killed?

 

[HarveySperg41]

I'm fairly amazed they let a sociopathic retard put up fake traffic signs and disrupt traffic with his tardery, especially when he's wearing fake badges and a fake uniform to make him look like he has some legal authority.

I’m waiting for when he decides to put a flashing light on his carebear van. It’s only a matter of time.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m waiting for when he decides to put a flashing light on his carebear van. It’s only a matter of time.

And starts trying to pull people over.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

I can't wait until he confronts someone and they punch one of his fat fucking chins off!
At least he doesn't need to worry about having his teeth knocked out.

One of my favorite parts of Bob's book that I listened to earlier this week was when he was talking about going to the doctor because he couldn't get it up.
Knowing that this pervert hasn't had a boner for 10 years could be proof that there is a God and Bob is being punished.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And starts trying to pull people over.

I’ve said it before ITT but he really is a Jeremy Dewitt with a couple more decades in age, several hundred more pounds, and 20 fewer inches in height. The major difference is Dewitt is not a lazy sack of shit, just a lying sack of shit, so he causes more trouble and thus has more felonies under his belt (with trials upcoming for more).

But I can’t wait till Bob gets thrown in the slammer for impersonating a law enforcement officer. I have a feeling he’ll have a few complaints about the accommodations and the food. Hope he likes man mustard in his mashed taters.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

One of the my favorite things about Bob is, because he's so stupid, a lot of what we say he simply never understands.
It makes it very easy to fuck with him, but it's also a bit frustrating.
For instance, a couple years ago he was complaining about Mike Hunt's emails. I guarantee that he still has a Mike Hunt folder on his Seagate and has no idea what it's all about. You know damn well he called the police to complain about Mike Hunt and the dispatchers were rolling on the floor laughing at him.
Maybe someone eventually explained it to him, but even then I'll bet he's still in a fog.

 

[S O T P]

One of the my favorite things about Bob is, because he's so stupid, a lot of what we say he simply never understands.
It makes it very easy to fuck with him, but it's also a bit frustrating.
For instance, a couple years ago he was complaining about Mike Hunt's emails. I guarantee that he still has a Mike Hunt folder on his Seagate and has no idea what it's all about. You know damn well he called the police to complain about Mike Hunt and the dispatchers were rolling on the floor laughing at him.
Maybe someone eventually explained it to him, but even then I'll bet he's still in a fog.

He still might have a file on Haywood Jablome.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

A perfect example of how stupid he is.
He really thinks President Obama personally sent him two letters.
I hear he also has letters from Santa from when he was a young Tard.

 

[Willard on the Cart]

A perfect example of how stupid he is.
He really thinks President Obama personally sent him two letters.
I hear he also has letters from Santa from when he was a young Tard.

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Why wouldn't President Obama respond? After all Jesus Christ himself came to Bob's trailer and performed the Heimlich Maneuver on him!!

 

[Serialmom]

I’ve said it before ITT but he really is a Jeremy Dewitt with a couple more decades in age, several hundred more pounds, and 20 fewer inches in height. The major difference is Dewitt is not a lazy sack of shit, just a lying sack of shit, so he causes more trouble and thus has more felonies under his belt (with trials upcoming for more).

But I can’t wait till Bob gets thrown in the slammer for impersonating a law enforcement officer. I have a feeling he’ll have a few complaints about the accommodations and the food. Hope he likes man mustard in his mashed taters.

I hope they feed him a steady diet of BEANS! We know how he hates them.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

And starts trying to pull people over.

The fact that he isn't evidently doing this now makes me think he has tried something of this nature- maybe just to the extent of mounting a light bar or something- and gotten threatened with arrest. Maybe something that happened back when he was, in some minor capacity, employed as a 'security guard'.

I'm guessing he says that his disability is why he didn't keep doing that... do we know the real reason?

 

[HarveySperg41]

The fact that he isn't evidently doing this now makes me think he has tried something of this nature- maybe just to the extent of mounting a light bar or something- and gotten threatened with arrest. Maybe something that happened back when he was, in some minor capacity, employed as a 'security guard'.

I'm guessing he says that his disability is why he didn't keep doing that... do we know the real reason?

I thought he was fired for being an imbecile.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I thought he was fired for being an imbecile.

Based on some of the security companies and entry-level personnel that I've had experience with, that's not an exclusionary trait.

Maybe that's all it is. Hell, wearing a 'security' costume when you're going about your daily life would be enough evidence for me to know someone is a liability. But I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few events were bob tried to overstep his 'authority' or something similar. Especially if someone was dumb enough to let him drive a beater company car for parking lot duty.

 

[Toasty]

The fact that he isn't evidently doing this now makes me think he has tried something of this nature- maybe just to the extent of mounting a light bar or something- and gotten threatened with arrest. Maybe something that happened back when he was, in some minor capacity, employed as a 'security guard'.

I'm guessing he says that his disability is why he didn't keep doing that... do we know the real reason?

It may depend on the laws in his state. In PA for example, volunteer firefighters are allowed to have blue lights on their personal vehicles when they are in transit to their station for a call. I'm betting he has some sort of pretend official looking insignia on the Kia somewhere. Bob is all about looking important without actually being important. All his sad pathetic life he's been impotent and powerless, probably bullied, and dreams of being the guy with the gun and the badge who can tell everyone where to go, what to do, up to and including speaking for God. Even his psychology is imbecilic and simple.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It may depend on the laws in his state. In PA for example, volunteer firefighters are allowed to have blue lights on their personal vehicles when they are in transit to their station for a call. I'm betting he has some sort of pretend official looking insignia on the Kia somewhere. Bob is all about looking important without actually being important. All his sad pathetic life he's been impotent and powerless, probably bullied, and dreams of being the guy with the gun and the badge who can tell everyone where to go, what to do, up to and including speaking for God. Even his psychology is imbecilic and simple.

yeah I've heard those known as 'whacker lights' because people become volunteer firefighters just to put them in their vehicles. A similar thing happens with dodgy "search and rescue" organizations.

Something tells me that Bob would love to do so but was probably excluded from being able to even volunteer as such due to being so hopeless, physically and mentally. So instead he made up his own imaginary organizations or stuck to those that have zero credentials or requirements (like 'skywarn' lol)

 

[Toasty]

When I lived in PA, and my relatives or friends would visit I would have to tell them to ignore the self important blue lighters. The dedicated volunteer firefighters were easy to pick out. They were close by on their pager or already at the firehouse on their shift, not speeding around in a jacked up truck. I'm back in a state where every firehouse is professional with volunteer help. No blue lighters.

Edit: please don't read me wrong. PA has a long and beautiful tradition of fully volunteer firehouses. People dedicate their time and lives to their community and the firehouse. They are a resource for more than just putting out fires. I have known at least one firehouse to give emergency shelter to victims of violence when they had nowhere to go, and having a crew of large men guarding the door with a direct line to the cops 24/7 really helped. So no disrespect. But there are some people, like Bob, who really shouldn't have flashy lights on top of their cars.

 

[crayolasword]

Bob has thought his radio skills granted him some sort of self worth for quite a while. Back in the day he got run off from a job because he refused to quit wearing his portable HAM radio in a hip holster to the job site. His argument for why he needed to wear it: you wouldn’t tell a cop he can’t carry his pistol in a holster to the job. True Story.

 

[Rolled roofing]

The fact that he isn't evidently doing this now makes me think he has tried something of this nature- maybe just to the extent of mounting a light bar or something- and gotten threatened with arrest. Maybe something that happened back when he was, in some minor capacity, employed as a 'security guard'.

I'm guessing he says that his disability is why he didn't keep doing that... do we know the real reason?

Why he got fired from being a security guard? Because he was a no call/no show for 16 days. He tells the story that his manager hated him (I wonder why) and she said it was 16 days when it was only 6 Days he was off (sick apparently) But who ya gonna believe? And who just doesn’t show up for work, whether it’s 6 days or 60? Oh yeah. Bob.

When I lived in PA, and my relatives or friends would visit I would have to tell them to ignore the self important blue lighters. The dedicated volunteer firefighters were easy to pick out. They were close by on their pager or already at the firehouse on their shift, not speeding around in a jacked up truck. I'm back in a state where every firehouse is professional with volunteer help. No blue lighters.

Edit: please don't read me wrong. PA has a long and beautiful tradition of fully volunteer firehouses. People dedicate their time and lives to their community and the firehouse. They are a resource for more than just putting out fires. I have known at least one firehouse to give emergency shelter to victims of violence when they had nowhere to go, and having a crew of large men guarding the door with a direct line to the cops 24/7 really helped. So no disrespect. But there are some people, like Bob, who really shouldn't have flashy lights on top of their cars.

Yeah, when I lived in Pa, we’d always have the blue lighters show up at the nursing home every time we’d call 911 for an ambulance (usually a fall). As the RN in charge I’d have to clear the hallways of the “cowboys”, as we called them, so the actual ambulance attendants could get in and deal with the issue. Having 20 cowboys show up trying to impress the nurses and care aides and get in the bloody way was always a fun time.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]