🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob's message to reel doktur


THE REAL TRUTH, straight from Bob’s lips.
 
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Long Story Short said:
Holy Shit!!! I just spent the last 2 afternoons listening to Bob's " book",
Going through the fires of life with Jesus, read by Bobby Mckimmo, on YouTube.
I could spend the next 10 hours commenting on how absolutely brain dead this idiot is. Not only him, but his parents are a couple of fucking morons.
Don't get me started.
If you haven't had the privilege of listening to this pile if dog shit book, please treat yourself.
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Slob's 'book', recited verbatim by Bobby McKimmo.

I reached my limit of listening to sexual depravity, lunacy, lifelong fuckups, and grievances after Chapter 3.

I agree with Long Story Short. Don't get me started.
 
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I’d rather blow my eardrums out than listen to Bob read for longer than a few minutes. Hell, I watch all his videos on 2x speed and he’s still a slow talker. You just know he was that kid who always raised his hand to volunteer to read shit out loud, which would make his classmates collectively groan before they stuffed him in a locker after class as retaliation. He’s fundamentally and functionally illiterate.
 
Good to see that things are quiet, safe, and peaceful in Carrollton, crime-wise and weather-wise. We haven't seen a recent video from Retards With Radios Care Bear Patrol lately.
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There are no words to accurately describe this Chapter where Slob reveals that Rene is more of a pervert than him.
 
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Looks like someone squandered some more of Rene’s stimulus money on a fake badge for the CAER Bear Wagon.
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I am reel doktur! said:
The always wet insulation doesn't help.
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False. It’s hastening Bob’s demise. So that rotting, mold-infested, wet insulation is the hardest working, most valuable thing in that trailer.

Fun fact: Bob used to ask his grandkids for cigarette money out of their allowances. This was confirmed by the penetration team who hacked Bob’s bank account and saw the transactions on his statements. There were multiple Zelle transfers with the memo “Grandpa’s cigarettes.” I’m trying to find out from Bob’s relatives if he ever repaid the “loans” from his grandkids as promised or if he kept them as “love offerings” after promising to repay.

I know the penetration team has gotten some additional confirmation by getting into at least one of Bob’s doctors’ computer systems. But unfortunately Bob’s other doctors still use paper-based record keeping systems. The team is strategizing the best way to move forward on this but I don’t want to say too much here. The last thing we need is Bob making his doctors aware that there’s a penetration team accessing his records wherever possible. Doctors’ administrators legally have to call the FBI if a patient informs them in writing of a penetration team attempting penetration. Luckily Bob doesn’t know how to write a basic letter so even if he tells them there’s a penetration team on his backside, it will only be verbally.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
False. It’s hastening Bob’s demise. So that rotting, mold-infested, wet insulation is the hardest working, most valuable thing in that trailer.

Fun fact: Bob used to ask his grandkids for cigarette money out of their allowances. This was confirmed by the penetration team who hacked Bob’s bank account and saw the transactions on his statements. There were multiple Zelle transfers with the memo “Grandpa’s cigarettes.” I’m trying to find out from Bob’s relatives if he ever repaid the “loans” from his grandkids as promised or if he kept them as “love offerings” after promising to repay.

I know the penetration team has gotten some additional confirmation by getting into at least one of Bob’s doctors’ computer systems. But unfortunately Bob’s other doctors still use paper-based record keeping systems. The team is strategizing the best way to move forward on this but I don’t want to say too much here. The last thing we need is Bob making his doctors aware that there’s a penetration team accessing his records wherever possible. Doctors’ administrators legally have to call the FBI if a patient informs them in writing of a penetration team attempting penetration. Luckily Bob doesn’t know how to write a basic letter so even if he tells them there’s a penetration team on his backside, it will only be verbally.
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Hopefully Bob doesn’t figure out that there is two separate teams attempting the double penetration maneuver or “DP” for short. I heard that the doctor has to expedite the letter to the FBI if that occurs.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
Hopefully Bob doesn’t figure out that there is two separate teams attempting the double penetration maneuver or “DP” for short. I heard that the doctor has to expedite the letter to the FBI if that occurs.
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I know you mean well but if Bob mentions “getting DP’d” to his doctors or sheriff, let alone the FBI, this thread is toast. Please don’t give him more info— especially about extra charges for CIM and CIA. Thanks in advance.

New video and he’s tattletaling about God knows what this time. How many times a day does this retard call the Ohio Highway Patrol? Holy shit, have they given him a dedicated line yet?


What an absolutely gorgeous day in Ohio. But Bob can’t enjoy it because he has scolding to do. This motherfucker calls the authorities for a casual chinwag because no one else will take his calls. Pathetic.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I know you mean well but if Bob mentions “getting DP’d” to his doctors or sheriff, let alone the FBI, this thread is toast. Please don’t give him more info— especially about extra charges for CIM and CIA. Thanks in advance.

New video and he’s tattletaling about God knows what this time. How many times a day does this retard call the Ohio Highway Patrol? Holy shit, have they given him a dedicated line yet?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C2wjAz4PFVg
What an absolutely gorgeous day in Ohio. But Bob can’t enjoy it because he has scolding to do. This motherfucker calls the authorities for a casual chinwag because no one else will take his calls. Pathetic.
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This clown is too predictable and too easily manipulated.

Yesterday I posted this:

Yesterday at 6:56 AM
Good to see that things are quiet, safe, and peaceful in Carrollton, crime-wise and weather-wise. We haven't seen a recent video from Retards With Radios Care Bear Patrol lately.
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What did the lime green Fatass do the very next day?

Yup, he made a Retards With Radios Care Bear Patrol video.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
New video and he’s tattletaling about God knows what this time. How many times a day does this retard call the Ohio Highway Patrol? Holy shit, have they given him a dedicated line yet?
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Dispatchers generally know who these local guys or girls are and prioritize their calls accordingly.

Sometimes it's quite sad. A home-bound elderly woman whose family doesn't visit might make one or two 'suspicious activity' calls a week and everyone starts to figure out that she's just lonely and wants to talk to someone, anyone, once in awhile. If it's not busy a PD car will head over for a few minutes and then feign another call when they want to get out of there. Someone else might have early dementia and calls 911 only to forget what they were calling for- if they had a reason.

But Bob? Bob is prioritized as a gigantic waste of time and is probably ignored entirely. Everyone knows he's a wannabe cop and no one wants to have to watch his jowls shake as he talks about some random person speeding by him because they have a life and don't want to go 35mph on a goddamn highway. Shit, it might have been some Highway Patrolman who just got off duty and wants to get home who passed him.
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
But Bob? Bob is prioritized as a gigantic waste of time and is probably ignored entirely. Everyone knows he's a wannabe cop and no one wants to have to watch his jowls shake as he talks about some random person speeding by him because they have a life and don't want to go 35mph on a goddamn highway. Shit, it might have been some Highway Patrolman who just got off duty and wants to get home who passed him.
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I'm fairly amazed they let a sociopathic retard put up fake traffic signs and disrupt traffic with his tardery, especially when he's wearing fake badges and a fake uniform to make him look like he has some legal authority.
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
Everyone knows he's a wannabe cop and no one wants to have to watch his jowls shake as he talks about some random person speeding by him because they have a life and don't want to go 35mph on a goddamn highway. Shit, it might have been some Highway Patrolman who just got off duty and wants to get home who passed him.
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Correct. State highway patrols actually appoint a special dispatcher whose only job is making conversation with lonely old people and other losers. All of Bob’s calls are forwarded automatically to this person (who is gay BTW) so he can appease Bob while getting him off the phone ASAP.

But Bob himself admits he’s always had a weakness for a guy with a nice ass. You can see what’s coming: Bob started going looking for reasons to call the OHP and “Brad” specifically. Poor guy should be getting danger pay for having to deal
with Bob.
 
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