🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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sikotik said:
I hope we get a video either denying this or one where he tries to justify it.

I'd have lost my faith by now if I was in Bob's shoes. The only "win" he's gotten was getting a newer car and that only happened by making Rene take out the loan for it.
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Is it really a win, if he can't afford the payments??

It's a fair guess that the only reason his last van wasn't repo'd is that it would have cost more to hire a repo agency, than they would have gotten selling it. Plus RLM is judgement proof - he doesn't own enough things of value to even cover the cost of suing him, let alone seeing any restitution. Basically if you ever got a judgement against him, you should take that judgement, cut it into squares, and put them in the bathroom - just in case there's another tp shortage!!
 
sikotik said:
I hope we get a video either denying this or one where he tries to justify it.
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According to this relative, Bob says that since the kids have all their needs provided for by at least one hardworking parent, he needs the cash more than his grandchildren do and it’s a “mark of respect” to give him a “love offering.” Bob maintains that his grandchildren have been biblically commanded to empty their piggy banks for him — he shouldn’t even have to ask, according to Bob.

Imagine having a grandfather with a KF thread who thinks he’s a prophet and only remembers your birthday because he needs to remember when to come over and try to take your birthday money.
 
Over the next couple of days I have some projects that I can do while listening to my headphones. I've downloaded Bobby Mckimmo's reading of "Going through the fires of life with Jesus" on YouTube.
I've never treated myself to listening to the entire thing.
Can't wait!!
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
It would be great if someone that went to school with Slob (and by someone I mean a person that wasn't in Sped/Drool/Helmet/Look Mommy I made a block of wood class with Slob) would stumble upon this thread and share stories of Slob's school days.
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I know someone who grew up in Newcomerstown, his parents were teachers there as well. Somehow he has no recollection of Slob. So either Slob didn’t live there at the time or he wasn’t retarded then.
 
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Kangaroo said:
During his school years he used to dress like Buckwheat (snl), with his braces and pants hiked up over his stomach. My source wasn't in his year at school, but everyone knew of him.... and made fun of him!
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He still does.

And we still make fun of him.


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I am reel doktur! said:
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You can see the slippery slope that led Bob to wear pajamas to church. It started with him wearing ratty old gym shoes with highwater jeans. Next thing you know, he’s wearing his bedclothes 24/7, including to church. I hope the next step isn’t him showing up sin ropa.
 
If this guy had a formal ministry, he'd definitely be one of those pastors who'd berate his congregation for not giving enough money each service. And if you gave none, well, you're damned to Hell.
 
eDove said:
If this guy had a formal ministry, he'd definitely be one of those pastors who'd berate his congregation for not giving enough money each service. And if you gave none, well, you're damned to Hell.
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That was the main reason he started his 'ministry'. Slob figured he would have followers that would donate to it. But that didn't work out (because he's an asshole) so he switched to Plan B. Begging for money, food pantries, and welfare fraud.

This video has it all! Rotting flesh, 'sellyitus', finger-pointing, "no if's and or but's about it", empty threats, fake illnesses, some teeth, bug eyes, dramatic pauses, bible excuses to keep from working, facial closeups, morons, excessive nose hair, rage, and, last but not least,
S - O - T - P.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
This video has it all! Rotting flesh, 'sellyitus', finger-pointing, "no if's and or but's about it", empty threats, fake illnesses, some teeth, bug eyes, dramatic pauses, bible excuses to keep from working, facial closeups, morons, excessive nose hair, rage, and, last but not least,
S - O - T - P.
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The fact that he exploits Rene is probably the biggest thing I hate about this prick.
Bob uses Rene for her money, treats her like shit, and puts embarrassing videos of her online!
What a despicable human being!!!!!
This bothers me more than the fact that he steals the taxpayers (our) money.
I fully understand why she hit him in the face with a skillet a couple weeks ago.
 
KD8IEW said:
The fact that he exploits Rene is probably the biggest thing I hate about this prick.
Bob uses Rene for her money, treats her like shit, and puts embarrassing videos of her online!
What a despicable human being!!!!!
This bothers me more than the fact that he steals the taxpayers (our) money.
I fully understand why she hit him in the face with a skillet a couple weeks ago
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He's filmed her bowel movements floating in the 'turlet', passed out on a stretcher in the ER, and her decaying flesh. Let's all be thankful Rene doesn't have hemorrhoids.
 
KD8IEW said:
Or a yeast infection
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She has a history of E. Coli. infections.

Giardia and E.coli are frequent visitors to Rene's nether regions.

Normally, you wouldn't know such personal information about an individual, unless they told you.

We know because Slob is a retarded asshole that lacks respect, discretion, common sense, and, excluding her welfare check, could care less about Rene and her privacy.
 
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KD8IEW said:
The fact that he exploits Rene is probably the biggest thing I hate about this prick.
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Same. I dislike him for being a greedy, entitled asshole liar and thief, but those types are everywhere you look. It’s his abuse of Rene that makes Bob’s misery a thing I love to watch. If there’s a hell, they’re holding a seat for McKim party of Slob.
 
Holy Shit!!! I just spent the last 2 afternoons listening to Bob's " book",
Going through the fires of life with Jesus, read by Bobby Mckimmo, on YouTube.
I could spend the next 10 hours commenting on how absolutely brain dead this idiot is. Not only him, but his parents are a couple of fucking morons.
Don't get me started.
If you haven't had the privilege of listening to this pile of dog shit book, please treat yourself.
 
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