🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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crayolasword said:
I’ve never mocked Donald because I truly do think his preaching comes from a place of genuine care of teaching the Bible. Unlike Bob. Bob has used his ordination to threaten hotel managers, Christian book store owners and optometrists. This isn’t hyperbole either. All these things happened.
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Exactly. If it was just about Bob being a Christian, KF would have millions more threads about internet preachers and fundies. Instead, Bob’s thread is the only one on this site about a self-proclaimed evangelist. Indeed, there are out and proud Christians who have big fan followings on KF, like Nick Rekieta.

Top 10 Reasons Bob’s Thread Exists (in no particular order):

1. His pride
2. His greed
3. His gluttony
4. His envy
5. His sloth
6. His wrath
7. His lust (Bob’s LGBTQ status has not changed since his days of threesomes with his lesbian wife)
8. His holding Rene hostage, stealing her money and violating her privacy
9. His lashon hara (look it up, Biblical “scholar”) against good people, living and dead
10. TIE: His height (4’10) and his wearing pajamas to church

That’s why him posting the meme of the devil on the black guy’s shoulder was so audacious. It’s not his Christianity that makes Bob hate-worthy. It’s his many wicked acts and evil works.
 
KD8IEW said:
Hard to believe that Bob hates his grandkids so much. He spends hundreds of dollars on prepaid legal services so he can save $9 in a law suit against a utility company, yet his grandkids get nothing.
Oh well, I see pictures of the grandkids with Bob's ex wife. It seems like they love their grandma and her wife!
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If Bob were connected to his grandkids he would be demanding money FROM them, not giving it to them. "These kids need to support their elders, it's in the b-eye-bol."
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
If Bob were connected to his grandkids he would be demanding money FROM them, not giving it to them. "These kids need to support their elders, it's in the b-eye-bol."
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The truth is closer to this than you realize. According to my source who is related to Bob, he has asked for “love offerings” from his elementary school-aged grandchildren when he knows they have Xmas or birthday money. It’s one of the reasons they don’t associate with him. They know he’s mentally ill due to his deranged claims of being a prophet, and while they don’t want their grandfather to go hungry (as if Bob would ever let THAT happen), they know he’d only waste the money on toys like road signs and costumes for his first responder LARP.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Only problem is, I don't think Bob's ever read that part of the bible. He comes off like those Rapture preachers where they only read the parts they want to hear, and not the whole thing, which is why they "conveniently" ignore the parts about false prophets, that Jesus would come like a thief in the night, or that no one knows the hour, and God sure as shit isn't going to tell a near-senile Boomer or some crazed facebooker when it's going down. And he certainly not going to give Bob a miracle, not after what he's done.

This begs the question why people like Slobbert the Bacon Prophet even came to this conclusion in the first place. Because if God were to actually see what he and others like him have done, he'd cast their souls into Hell automatically.
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No, no, no! We know why we cannot know the day or the hour - it's because timezones!!! (according to RLM).
 
Here's a golden oldie!

2:40 - "Why should I listen to somebody that is a total fool and a total idiot?"

After watching this video, I asked myself that very same question.

I picked up 3 things from this video of Slob reading at a 2nd-grade level and mumbling lunacy and delusion:

1.) Slob is a disciple.

Who knew?

Is that above or below a prophet?

2.) The Slob word 'tallabuul.'

I'll need to add that to the Slob-to-English dictionary.

3.) After surfing the 'innurned', Slob stole the name Community Awareness Emergency Response (CAER) from other legitimate agencies and organizations that had the name long before he stole it. Think about it, you know I'm right. Slob couldn't put that many multi-syllable words together if you offered him 100 lbs. of free bacon. Come on, Slob can't spell the word stop.

Side notes:
a.) Satan attacks contractors.
b.) FBI.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Side notes:
a.) Satan attacks contractors.
b.) FBI.
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Gotta love the oldies!
Every day I listen to couple just to remind me how miserable Bob's life is.

a. Bob hired a stupid guy to install a turlett. The guy was such an idiot that he couldn't use a tape measure and it was Satans fault.

b. For at least 5 years Bob has had the FBI hunting us down. They'd better hurry, since we're in the last days.

Some of my favorite videos are the one's where Bob walks around his dumpy trailer and we get an image of how this guy lives.

I'm actually going to be in Ohio later this summer. Part of me wants to do a "drive by", and see Mckim Estates. There's probably a pretty good chance that he'll be forced to leave the trailer before then. We'll see.
 
KD8IEW said:
For at least 5 years Bob has had the FBI hunting us down. They'd better hurry, since we're in the last days.
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I want to PL so bad right now, but rest assured the FBI kept no records of any contact received from Bob McKim. It cracks me up that he thinks they’ve been pursuing leads in his case all this time.
 
KD8IEW said:
Gotta love the oldies!
Every day I listen to couple just to remind me how miserable Bob's life is.

a. Bob hired a stupid guy to install a turlett. The guy was such an idiot that he couldn't use a tape measure and it was Satans fault.

b. For at least 5 years Bob has had the FBI hunting us down. They'd better hurry, since we're in the last days.

Some of my favorite videos are the one's where Bob walks around his dumpy trailer and we get an image of how this guy lives.

I'm actually going to be in Ohio later this summer. Part of me wants to do a "drive by", and see Mckim Estates. There's probably a pretty good chance that he'll be forced to leave the trailer before then. We'll see.
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The funny/sad thing is that Slob is complaining about the same stuff. Broken stuff in his shithole, needing money, the Guv'mint, and being mocked and ridiculed. Oh, and FBI.

Think of how much free welfare money this asshole has blown on useless crap (without spending a dime to fix his shithole shack. Spoiler alert - the roof still leaks) since his first video when he was sitting in the dark and the cold bitching and moaning that he couldn't find anyone to fix (for free) his oil burner.

He's come a long way in his chosen, abundant life.

I retract the sad in funny/sad.

It's not sad.

He's a selfish retarded fucking asshole.
 
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Bob reaps what he’s sown. He’s not smart enough to understand a simple concept like “Garbage in, garbage out.” He’ll never press the learn button. Normally I would feel bad for someone who will definitely be miserable for eternity, but this is Bob so it’s funny.
 
Kiwi Farms is such a wonderful service!

It's like all the Hackers have a direct line to Bob, so we can communicate to him anytime, and anything we want.
No way he has the self discipline to not view the thread 20 times a day.

30 seconds after a comment is posted you can rest assured that his blood pressure spikes, the veins start sticking out of his neck, his eyes get all buggy, and he starts waddling around the trailer like a fucking lunatic.
He then proceeds to copy, paste, and organize every comment that is posted about him. Then, he decides whether to call the police, the FBI, the States Attorney general or some other authority to hunt us down.

LIFE IS SOOOO FUCKING GOOD BOB!!!
 
Willard on the Cart said:
Kiwi Farms is such a wonderful service!

It's like all the Hackers have a direct line to Bob, so we can communicate to him anytime, and anything we want.
No way he has the self discipline to not view the thread 20 times a day.

30 seconds after a comment is posted you can rest assured that his blood pressure spikes, the veins start sticking out of his neck, his eyes get all buggy, and he starts waddling around the trailer like a fucking lunatic.
He then proceeds to copy, paste, and organize every comment that is posted about him. Then, he decides whether to call the police, the FBI, the States Attorney general or some other authority to hunt us down.

LIFE IS SOOOO FUCKING GOOD BOB!!!
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Self-discipline?

He weighs 350 lbs.

From all his videos, have you ever seen this lardass eat anything remotely healthy, in moderation?

Bacon, sausage, Oodles of Noodles, mashed potatoes, gravy, pasta, hash brown potatoes, ice cream, pie, cookies, brownies, Tasty Cakes, cottage cheese, and fast food.

I'm fairly certain he keeps KF open in the background and hits the refresh button every 30 seconds.

Hi Slob!

Have a blessed day, asshole.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
I'm fairly certain he keeps KF open in the background and hits the refresh button every 30 seconds.

Hi Slob!

Have a blessed day, asshole.
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Hey Bob,
All of your degrees are fake and are not accredited
We're all better than you.
We all have nice homes with "thick walls and windows that open"
John Henry Andrews is your master.
You are not an evangelist.
You have no money, only what we give you.
You have a unhealthy diet and are morbidly obese.
Carrollton county police get together and laugh at your videos.
You are a horrible driver and shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Gay people have the same rights as you.
You are not legally married.
You don't know how to handle money.
There's no way that your over 5 ft tall.
You smell so bad that your old coworkers complained about you and JHA won't allow you in his house any more.
You don't know the difference between rolled roofing and sheet metal.
You disrespect God so much that you wear pajamas to church.
You have been fired from several jobs for lying about being sick.
You occasionally light fires to get attention.
You are behind in your vehicle payments.
You didn't have a near death experience.
You don't know your bible.
You're live in girlfriend is a former bank robber.
You do not have a soul clinic.
You only volunteered for the red cross for the sandwiches.
There is no man in the sky that listens to you.
We are not in the final days (although you may be)
Your ex wife and mother of your children gets more pussy than you!!
You have no followers on YouTube.
You copy and paste your "sermons" because you're not capable of an original thought.
You were in special classes in school because you are mentally challenged.
You HAVE BEEN DECLARED DELUSIONAL BY A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
You have an IQ between 70-90 and brag about .
You see Bob, this is all the REAL TRUTH, not your truth.

I have shit to do, so I'll leave it there.
If someone wants to pick up where I left off, be my guest.

How your blood pressure doing Bob?
 
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May I?

More Mckim truths:

1. Bob reads and writes at an elementary school level

2. His teeth fell out from poor personal hygiene.

3. Bob's nose hairs are being considered as a national forest.

4. No one buys his books unless they are gag gifts.

5. Your butt buddy, Jim Bakker, is a criminal who takes advantage of morons.........like you.

6. You lay awake at night wondering why John Andrews has everything in life to be happy and you have nothing.

7.Bob is not a member of homeland security.

8. CAERS does not have the right to do traffic control.

9. You have admitted that a doctor has told you that you DO NOT HAVE
Spina bifida occulta, or any of the other ailments you made up so you didn't have to work.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I want to PL so bad right now, but rest assured the FBI kept no records of any contact received from Bob McKim. It cracks me up that he thinks they’ve been pursuing leads in his case all this time.
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It remains my belief that the IC3 is the FBI's circular file system which exists only so that people have a specific place to be directed towards so they can lodge their ridiculous "I'm being internet stalk3d!" complaints and feel heard without taking up time of any actual law enforcement personnel.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
According to my source who is related to Bob, he has asked for “love offerings” from his elementary school-aged grandchildren when he knows they have Xmas or birthday money
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I hope we get a video either denying this or one where he tries to justify it.
I am reel doktur! said:
Think of how much free welfare money this asshole has blown on useless crap (without spending a dime to fix his shithole shack. Spoiler alert - the roof still leaks) since his first video when he was sitting in the dark and the cold bitching and moaning that he couldn't find anyone to fix (for free) his oil burner.

He's come a long way in his chosen, abundant life.
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I'd have lost my faith by now if I was in Bob's shoes. The only "win" he's gotten was getting a newer car and that only happened by making Rene take out the loan for it.
 
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