🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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A kiwi special field agent took this photo of Bob attempting to seize Renee back for her government check
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Breaking news! Just found this clip of Bob as a 12 year old. I had to change the onscreen name to prevent him from using his lawyer of the month club on me, but it’s clearly Bob: the arrogance, the stupiditynes, the sniffle, the cockiness. Tell me this isn’t Bob! Think about it! You know I’m right!
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
A kiwi special field agent took this photo of Bob attempting to seize Renee back for her government check
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In the new Lifetime drama movie...."Not without my Tugboat".😂

HarveySperg41 said:
I hear rumor Slob has some fancy Elvis plates he dug out of a dumpster.
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Slob is an Elvis fan huh? That figures.
An overweight narcissistic drug addict who carried fake badges, totally groomed a 14 yr old girl and had an Oedipal complex. Of course Slob likes him.
 
Serialmom said:
Slob is an Elvis fan huh? That figures.
An overweight narcissistic drug addict who carried fake badges, totally groomed a 14 yr old girl and had an Oedipal complex. Of course Slob likes him.
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Like his hero, Bob also aspires to die on the shitter. It’s his only dream that’s got a chance in hell of coming true.

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Rolled roofing said:
Breaking news! Just found this clip of Bob as a 12 year old. I had to change the onscreen name to prevent him from using his lawyer of the month club on me, but it’s clearly Bob: the arrogance, the stupiditynes, the sniffle, the cockiness. Tell me this isn’t Bob! Think about it! You know I’m right!
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I can imagine Slob in a spelling bee.

The word is stop. Spell stop.
- I know this! I was the paperboy of the month! Stop. S--O--T--P. Stop.
Buzzer sound.
- That's how you spell stop! Think about it, you know I'm right! I'm not telling you ever again! Mommy, I want to go home! Make me a green bean and yellow bean sandwich!

Speaking of green beans and yellow beans sandwiches.

Wouldn't it be better (and make more sense) to warm up some green beans and yellow beans, green beans and yellow beans, green beans and yellow beans, green beans and yellow beans, put them in a bowl, add some butter, salt, and pepper, and have a couple of slices of bread and butter on the side?

You'd have to be a retard to make a sandwich with green beans and yellow beans.

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

HarveySperg41 said:
I got to page 10 and have to stop reading, Bob is an absolute treasure.
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The Bible is in the Fiction section in bookstores and libraries.

Slob's book/34-page pamphlet should be in the comedy/humor section.

Or the Children's section, since it reads like it was written by a 5-year old.

John Andrews Stan said:
Like his hero, Bob also aspires to die on the shitter. It’s his only dream that’s got a chance in hell of coming true.

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John Andrews Stan said:
Like his hero, Bob also aspires to die on the shitter. It’s his only dream that’s got a chance in hell of coming true.

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The 'torlet' on the front porch or the 'torlet' inside the trailer?
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
The 'torlet' on the front porch or the 'torlet' inside the trailer?
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Probably the one where he keeps all his reading material, even though followers of Abrahamic religions are not supposed to even think about God while in a foul-smelling place or any bathroom. But we know Bob doesn’t think those rules are for him, just everybody else. In Bob’s brain, he’s special and should not be held to the same standards as otters.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Probably the one where he keeps all his reading material, even though followers of Abrahamic religions are not supposed to even think about God while in a foul-smelling place or any bathroom. But we know Bob doesn’t think those rules are for him, just everybody else. In Bob’s brain, he’s special and should not be held to the same standards as otters.
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That explains why Slob was in Special Class all through school. He's special!
 
John Andrews Stan said:
That’s the thing with Bob: His God complex is out of control. He seems to believe that if he declares himself a chosen prophet, God’s powers become a mere extension of Bob’s own abilities (or what pass for abilities). He acts as a demigod in his own home, barring Rene from having direct contact with her family. She’s not allowed to communicate with them except via Bob as intermediary. Classic abuser behavior.

Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
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I'm surprised he doesn't just cut out the middle man and claim he's either God or the reincarnation of Jesus for the truest form of blasphemy.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
I'm surprised he doesn't just cut out the middle man and claim he's either God or the reincarnation of Jesus for the truest form of blasphemy.
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He has said many, many times that he's a 'prophet' and 'chosen one.' He's due for a self-promotion any day now.

I think the next step up is apostle. He's going to buy a badge and a fake certificate from the Universal Life Church before he makes a video about his promotion. ULC sells a 'Doctor of the Universe' degree. That's pretty lofty. Maybe Slob will use Rene's welfare check to buy that one. Why should Slob stop at riding a white horse around in the clouds when he could be zooming around the universe for $34.95?
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
I'm surprised he doesn't just cut out the middle man and claim he's either God or the reincarnation of Jesus for the truest form of blasphemy.
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He’s getting there. Bob claiming to be a prophet made me sit up and realize this guy is somehow both dumber and more cut off from reality than I’d even realized. Prophesy has a very specific definition and set of requirements; fail to meet one of those requirements and you’re not a prophet. (Oh and there have not been any prophets around for thousands of years.) Bob fails on every criteria for prophesy, yet genuinely believes he is one. He’s not mentally fit to care for himself, let alone Rene.
 
The Pentecostals tend to throw around prophet fairly willy nilly. There a fellow I used to be in the Army with who since retiring has gone on to be a prophet with the big local Pentecostal church. I only say this because Bob has mentioned a few times that he’s affiliated some how with them. Lord knows he’s gone on benders about the Baptist’s and Catholics.
 
Willard on the Cart said:
I like it when Bob claims that he will be one of the people judging the rest of us when the sky fairy returns.
That statement alone should get him institutionalized.
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It got him a punch in the face and a black eye.
Of course, being the lying sack of shit that he is, Slob attributed (roll up to 14:15) the swelling around the orbit of his eye and the green-tinted reabsorbing blood on a mole.
That must have been a giant mole! Or maybe it was a squirrel or a raccoon.
 
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