🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[KD8IEW]

I don't believe in fairy tales and I have no use for people that shove their 'faith' in my face without a bit of evidence to back up their beliefs.

You want to believe in something? Fine.

Keep it to yourself.

Good point. Regardless of which imaginary friend you follow, all "believers" are guilty of the same thing.
As Neuroscientist, and author Sam Harris puts it, they're all guilty of "pretending to know things that they do not know".

https://youtu.be/KRm3rSvh7R4

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Good point. Regardless of which imaginary friend you follow, all "believers" are guilty of the same thing.
As Neuroscientist, and author Sam Harris puts it, they're all guilty of "pretending to know things that they do not know".

https://youtu.be/KRm3rSvh7R4

Bob pretends to know things he doesn't know.
He also pretends to be a doctor, college graduate, evangelist, security guard, husbant, storm spotter, bible expert, prophet, caregiver, traffic controller, and get this, he also claims to be a man!!!! Hahaha!

 

[crayolasword]

MAJOR UPDATE!!! CAER Security Radio Patrol and Riding Around Whining About Bad Drivers has a new logo for its only member.

 

[S O T P]

MAJOR UPDATE!!! CAER Security Radio Patrol and Riding Around Whining About Bad Drivers has a new logo for its only member.

I miss Slob's van, it was so professional-looking, just like Slob.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

MAJOR UPDATE!!! CAER Security Radio Patrol and Riding Around Whining About Bad Drivers has a new logo for its only member.

Looks like a 3rd grader made it in elementary school as a class project and received an F grade on it.

 

[S O T P]

Looks like a 3rd grader made it in elementary school as a class project and received an F grade on it.

If you're referring to Slob, yes.

MAJOR UPDATE!!! CAER Security Radio Patrol and Riding Around Whining About Bad Drivers has a new logo for its only member.

Motto: Get there last, get in the way, fuck up traffic, and be told to leave!

Onward!

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's a shame Bob is technologically and functionally illiterate; he'd be so happy as the janitor for, say, his town's subreddit or Nextdoor group, a community role traditionally filled by housebound busybodies.

 

[HarveySperg41]

So I’m curious on Slob’s background, is he originally from that area?

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

So I’m curious on Slob’s background, is he originally

So I’m curious on Slob’s background, is he originally from that area?

Bob has lived all his life in small towns in Ohio.
Scio, Coshocton, Kimbolton, Newcomerstown, to name a few. He's been a burden on Carrollton for the last 13 years.
Bob's parents were a couple of morons that had 2 boys, Bob and his more successful brother Mark, who died at childbirth. Mark was also known as "Lucky McKim".
Hundreds and hundreds of videos are available on different YouTube pages.
Seek them out. You won't believe what an idiot this guy is.
Bob has written a couple of books also. It's obvious that they were written my Bob because of all the grammar and spelling mistakes.
Welcome, and have fun with your journey!!

 

[crayolasword]

Buy his book off Amazon “Going through the fires of life with Jesus”. I own a copy and I’m still in awe that anyone would put these things to printed word.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Buy his book off Amazon “Going through the fires of life with Jesus”. I own a copy and I’m still in awe that anyone would put these things to printed word.

I highly recommend any newcomer to Bob gift themselves the fun of reading this entire thread. It’s pretty entertaining, to put it mildly.

IDGAF that Bob is Xian. Plenty of people are, and I’m related to some of them. Bob’s problem is Bob. He’d be just as insufferable as an atheist and no more intelligent. You either think the world owes you something or you know better, and like too many people over the age of 12, Bob never graduated to knowing better. Plus he’s an asshole who steals, lies, abuses women and goes out of his way to hurt people — including by defacing online memorials for recently deceased people, eager to dig the knife into their loved ones even before the body is buried. His preaching is very funny, but it’s hardly the worst of his crimes.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I highly recommend any newcomer to Bob gift themselves the fun of reading this entire thread. It’s pretty entertaining, to put it mildly.

I started reading from page one last light, I had to stop because I was laughing too much. When he put his own debit number and soc sec # online was hilarious.

I know someone who grew up in Newcomerstown and his dad taught there. He didn’t remember Bob tho. I don’t know how you forget this type of stupid.

 

[KD8IEW]

Let's dox his children.

I started reading from page one last light, I had to stop because I was laughing too much. When he put his own debit number and soc sec # online was hilarious.

I know someone who grew up in Newcomerstown and his dad taught there. He didn’t remember Bob tho. I don’t know how you forget this type of stupid.

Stupid bastard pays for lifelock and anti virus, then freely gives out personal info to the world!!
You can't make this shit up!!!!

 

[S O T P]

Stupid bastard pays for lifelock and anti virus, then freely gives out personal info to the world!!
You can't make this shit up!!!!

American taxpayers paid for Slob's Lifelock and anti-virus software. American taxpayers pay for everything in Slob's useless life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Stupid bastard pays for lifelock and anti virus, then freely gives out personal info to the world!! You can't make this shit up!!!!

You COULD make it up, but you’d be accused of writing of actions so stupid that no person with functioning brain cells and an IQ over 12 would do such things. Thanks to Bob, who’s so very proud of his sub-100 IQ, we don’t have to make anything up.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Re: Bob's 'special folder' and obsession over radios, signs, etc

I know that autism is a spectrum and not everyone is rainman. Profound levels of the disorder lead to someone being almost non-sentient. But that's not bob. Bob is not autistic to the point of being retarded. He's just thoroughly retarded and I think just happens to be autistic. I guess someone has to lose the genetic lottery.

And while he lives a shitty life thanks largely to his being a complete asshole (it's not like he's living a life of luxury off the taxpayers), it is slightly annoying to know that he is too stupid to ever fully understand that it's his fault.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Re: Bob's 'special folder' and obsession over radios, signs, etc

I know that autism is a spectrum and not everyone is rainman. Profound levels of the disorder lead to someone being almost non-sentient. But that's not bob. Bob is not autistic to the point of being retarded. He's just thoroughly retarded and happens to be autistic. I guess someone has to lose the genetic lottery.

And while he lives a shitty life thanks to his being a complete asshole (it's not like he's living a life of luxery off the taxpayers), it is slightly annoying to know that he is too stupid to ever fully understand that it's all his fault.

It is frustrating that most everything the hackers say about Bob goes right over his 4'10" head.
I guess that's why many have noticed that Bob is a prime example of the Dunning Kruger Effect.
That is, he's too stupid to know that he's stupid.
Oh well, at least we're enjoying his shit stained life!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That is, he's too stupid to know that he's stupid.

I always think of this cartoon when I’m listening to Bob flap his gums:



Whenever Bob is bemoaning his lack of success in life, these come to mind:







And whenever Bob is claiming to be a prophet of God while living on stolen money and dishonestly gained food gifts intended for children who need them, all while he lays in a recliner 24/7 and grows ever more morbidly obese, I think of this:

 

[Serialmom]

Bob has bitched ad nauseam about the expense of distilled water. I agree with him: His comfort and health aren’t worth spending a nickel on, let alone a nickel every day.

Wow ninety six cents a gallon and it's expensive! Blob really is retarded.

American taxpayers paid for Slob's Lifelock and anti-virus software. American taxpayers pay for everything in Slob's useless life.

Lifelock. Hà. Someone might steal his crappy trailer or fake badges.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Lifelock. Hà. Someone might steal his crappy trailer or fake badges.

I hear rumor Slob has some fancy Elvis plates he dug out of a dumpster.