🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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That’s another thing that cracks me up: Bob thinks we are afraid of having our posts saved. Meanwhile it’s escaped his notice that we have a tutorial on archiving content and demonstrated archiving methods in this very thread. He doesn't realize that, far from caring if he saves content or not, it’s a source of mirth that he‘s bothering to store screenshots in Word files (!) on hard drives instead of emulating our impeccable archiving.

If it weren’t for us, Bob wouldn’t have a reason to wake up in the morning. (That’s perhaps the only reason to regret this thread’s existence; we’re keeping this oaf alive.) Bob lives to seethe over this thread. He should remember that “he who angers you, controls you.” We’ve been at the controls for years now, but Bob’s fury keeps escalating. I can’t wait to see what he does next.
JHA is like Voldemort to Slob. "He Who Must Not Be Named"
 
JHA is like Voldemort to Slob. The name that must never be spoken.
My namesake had to block Bob’s number yesterday. What did Bob do? He took Rene’s phone and did a hilariously shitty job of pretending to be her. So in addition to his admitted, long history of group sex with men, Bob is now dabbling in being transgender. (He’ll be the first M2F whose top surgery was the priority op. )
 
Guys if you’re going to refer to his latest video, it helps to post a link or embed it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ziOS122CqvQ
I don’t know where to fucking start but Bob‘s “Bible study” was hilarious. Of course there’s the usual display of illiteracy, as Bob struggles to read basic English. But he also utterly fails to grasp the definitions of words he’s made key to his “study” (which he stole from an unnamed ”professor” at an unnamed Bible “college”). I was laughing so hard when he started FURIOUSLY reading and talking about anger. Needless to say, the irony was lost on Bob, as most things are.

Same goes for when he attacked my namesake as a “control freak.“ Bob projects more than a Cinématographe.

Sometimes I start feeling sorry for him. After all, he was born with junk DNA and I can’t imagine what it’s like to go through life with a mentally retarded IQ. Worse, it seems like he was forced to go to school with non-retarded kids. Bob has been falling short his entire life. It has to suck to be mentally retarded AND ugly AND fat AND short AND unloved AND poor.

But then I think about Rene, and how he holds her hostage and has isolated her from her own mother and family while stealing her money and constantly violating her privacy in his futile quest to prove himself to his critics. And suddenly I don’t have a lick of sympathy left for Bob.

PS I also cracked up when he said “I don’t know if you know what a Seagate is,” as if (A) he has special knowledge and (B) Seagate is the Kleenex of storage. Christ what a self-aggrandizing dumbass.
JHA vs. Slob. This is fargin war!
 
I really hope that social worker is one who still cares, and hasn't been burned out by shitheels like Bob yet. I hope they asked questions about how rene's money is spent, how often she is able to speak to her family or see them, and if she can't, why not? How often does she leave the house, and if she doesn't, why not? Can she access her own mail? Can she speak to her own doctors privately? Maybe I'm running the risk of getting mati, but all jokes aside i honestly feel like living with Bob is killing her. For all of his comments about how " rene is upset! Rene doesn't like what you are saying! We have never heard Rene speak for herself. We have seen her look dejected while he films her infected body parts, we have seen her be filmed asleep without her consent while Bob does weird religious rituals on her without her knowledge, we have heard Bob discuss her private medical business for the entire internet audience on YouTube. We have heard that he is the ultimate intermediary between her and her family. I'm stupidly hoping that a social worker sees this. Please. Something is wrong here. Rene goes from bed to recliner then back to bed. Bob controls all outside social interactions. Including neighbors. Even though the car note is in her name she can't decide where the car goes. If she asked tomorrow to go see her mother it wouldn't happen, but if Bob needed to get some bacon, the Kia would go there. Sorry I keep typing but I'm fucking angry. I've seen people in this situation. This is how you get a person living with maggots on their skin, or so sunk into the couch that they need to be surgically removed. Dear social worker, you have the chance of saving this woman from not having to be removed from that " trailer house" whole with the recliner she's bonded with using heavy machinery and a life support system.
For fucks sake John Andrews. I know she's an adult and there's only so much you can do but Bob is a criminal. Goddamn it.
Sorry. It almost happened to me once.
Long story. Bone infection and a boyfriend who thought that disability moved a lot faster. I was so sick that I couldn't walk. He tried the same shit. Luckily my family stepped in and removed me. Once they got around him to actually talk to me.
Goddamn.
Run rene run.
 
Let me help you out Bob.
It's non of our business that Rene had surgery, or that she's in the hospital with depression. Neither is her infected body or bowel movements our business.
What kind of person shares the mental health of a person he pretends to care about, with anyone willing to listen?
You are an uncaring, disgusting, hateful son of a bitch and should be ashamed of yourself.
Your life is heading 100mph into a brick wall and you're the only one not seeing it.
I can't fucking wait!!!!
You can be sure that HAER (Hackers Awarness Emergency Response Internet Patrol) will be there to pick up the pieces.
 
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Being Rene's stepfather
Renee if you're reading this.. GET OUT while you can! People care about you.
JHA is Rene's stepfather. Unless he legally adopted her, there's nothing he can do about removing Rene from Slob's control and the giardia-infested, floor-to-ceiling, crap-filled shithole trailer Slob has her trapped in.

It's up to his wife/Rene's biological mother to intervene.

On the other hand, JHA and his wife are living a very comfortable, relaxed, and enjoyable life. Bringing Rene back into their home would, at the very least, be disruptive and cause friction.

No one knows how they parted, considering Rene was convicted of robbing a bank.

Nevertheless, because of the Rep. Payee and Power of Attorney, Rene was deemed unable to make competent, rational decisions. (She can't remember a password she created for more than 20 minutes.)

Revoking them would be a lengthy and expensive process.

However, the social worker could play a major role in seeing that through, with expert clinical evaluation and testimony.

It's a tough situation.

Slob thinks he's winning (as always.)

In fact, Rene is the loser and Slob simply doesn't care.

He's happy as long as Rene breathes 3-4 times a minute so he can keep cashing and spending her welfare checks.

Rene is the loser.

Slob is a greedy, uncaring, selfish asshole.

Hi Slob! Don't forget to cut, paste and put these comments in your special folder!
 
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I really hope Bob was stupid enough to give the social worker a link to this thread. His monstrous behavior and abuse are laid bare in excruciating detail across these pages. It’s actually hilarious that Bob thinks he comes off as a good guy.
 
I’m surprised Bob let this comment remain on his latest video:

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I only wish Rene HAD socked him. It’s the least he deserves after years of abusing her.
 
I love when Bob’s hubris collides with his retardation. In the course of defending Josh Duggar for “only” molesting his sisters (instead of “sticking his penis in their vaginas,” as Bob puts it), he referred to the sexual assault as “exploitation” (he meant exploration). His stupidity is astounding.


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I love when Bob’s hubris collides with his retardation. In the course of defending Josh Duggar for “only” molesting his sisters (instead of “sticking his penis in their vaginas,” as Bob puts it), he referred to the sexual assault as “exploitation” (he meant exploration). His stupidity is astounding.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X3IM8fZhAbw
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Bob’s been a child molestation/pedophilia apologist for years. And that’s a fact null. Is he a pedophile? Perhaps not. But just the fact that he makes excuses for them and defends them is sickening enough.
 
Bob’s been a child molestation/pedophilia apologist for years. And that’s a fact null. Is he a pedophile? Perhaps not. But just the fact that he makes excuses for them and defends them is sickening enough.
According to his book/34-page pamphlet, he felt up his 10-year-old female 'cuzent' in the shed behind his house when he was younger. That qualifies as molestation. But, he did not stick his penis in her vagina! Get it straight! He fawnduuuuled her! Fawnduuuuled!

Hi Slob! Don't forget to cut, paste and put these comments in your special folder!

Have a blessed day, pervert.


And don't forget your jogging strap!!!
This clown can twist the facts and truth more than a pretzel maker twists pretzel dough.

JHA made a factual statement, Slob twisted that into demanding an apology from JHA because Slob is always the victim (of his own delusions.)

The United States had a recent president that did that, creating alternate and delusional realities to make himself right. The lines drawn on the hurricane weather map with a Sharpie was a classic example. Along with his claims the recent American election was 'stolen' and 'filled with fraud' in spite of the fact there is no evidence of both. Narcissistic psychosis.

I digress. I'm not an American and I found his lying escapades and charades (aside from his inciting violence and increasing violent attacks against Asian-Americans by calling COVID-19 'Kung Flu') very amusing.

Slob is quite the same when it comes to bending and twisting the truth. To quote one of the former American president's many baffling and outrageous lines - "Don't believe what you see with your eyes, I'm telling you the truth."

When presented with facts, Slob consults the book of hearsay, bedtime stories, and fables for words Jesus allegedly spoke that he can use to cover his fat ass, and then proceeds to bend and twist the facts until he thinks he is right (in his alternative and delusional reality.)

Narcissistic psychosis.

Hi Slob! Don't forget to cut, paste and put these comments in your special folder!

Settle in and get cozy, for a 'story', recited by a clown that can't read past a 2nd-grade level or properly speak his indigenous language.

Remember, they're stories. Not a shred of 'dokuminted pruuuf.'

I believe in a few things I can't see. Gravity, air, radiation, and magnetism.

I can't see them but they've been proven to exist 'without a shadow of a doubt.'

The same can't be said for walking on water, parting the ocean, magic stone tablets, etc., etc., etc.

I don't believe in fairy tales and I have no use for people that shove their 'faith' in my face without a bit of evidence to back up their beliefs.

You want to believe in something? Fine.

Keep it to yourself.

Hi Slob! Don't forget to cut, paste and put these comments in your special folder!
 
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