🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Just imagine him trying to show god on judgment day. All his paper copies and him flipping through YouTube videos to show god that so and so user said this on that day and they were wrong because b..bb.blub.blub...and god just rolling it's eyes and saying "NO ONE CARES BOB"
 
Hey Bob, please save my comment too. You’re a horrible example of a Christian. Please never do better, you are our entertainment. We all laugh at you every day.
 
Breaking news! NO EMOJI's. Because Slob is a retarded asshole that blames everything he fucks up on conspiracy theories (because he's perfect and never wrong), he's now accusing hackers on Facebook of preventing him from using emojis. What is this world coming to? A global pandemic and Slob can't use the bacon and toilet paper emojis!

Slob sure has his priorities straight.

This is right up there with using 4 Stimulus checks (2 for him and 2 for Rene. The equals 4 Stimulus checks for him) to fix his roof that's been leaking for years or buying useless traffic signs.



p.s. - Hi Slob, don't forget to highlight, copy and save this comment. Don't forget to capture the image I attached. I'm flattered you find all my comments worthy enough to save, to read over and over again.

I don't say this often enough Slob, but you are a world-class fucking asshole, in a league of your own.

Congratulations! You're finally the best at something!

Better buy yourself (with Rene's money) some patches to sew on your XXXXL lime-green clothes to commemorate this esteemed title that you so richly deserve and earned.

Bonus! You're the only person in America that got 4 Stimulus checks!

Another first!
 

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It was me. It wasn't easy, but I was able to hack both Bob's Facebook acct and his computer.
I've started slow, by simply changing the way he is able to communicate on FB.
I'm seriously considering flooding his laptop with several viruses, which will make it impossible for him to post.
I haven't done it yet because I realize we all love watching the train wreck that is Bob's life.
I'm warning you Bob. I can shut you up, once and for all!!
 
You know what your problem is, hackers? You hate the TURTH.

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On his résumé, Bob misrepresents his court-ordered anger management programS as “training conferences” for his “ministry.” Here’s the smoking gun!! 💨 (Yes I have emojis, Bob. Don’t be jelly or salty, we’ll give you back your emojis sometime around the 1st of the month.)

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John Andrews Stan said:
On his résumé, Bob misrepresents his court-ordered anger management programS as “training conferences” for his “ministry.” Here’s the smoking gun!! 💨 (Yes I have emojis, Bob. Don’t be jelly or salty, we’ll give you back your emojis sometime around the 1st of the month.)
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The first of the month? Is that when Bob gets his welfare check? I wasn't aware that emojis were a government benefit.
 
KD8IEW said:
It was me. It wasn't easy, but I was able to hack both Bob's Facebook acct and his computer.
I've started slow, by simply changing the way he is able to communicate on FB.
I'm seriously considering flooding his laptop with several viruses, which will make it impossible for him to post.
I haven't done it yet because I realize we all love watching the train wreck that is Bob's life.
I'm warning you Bob. I can shut you up, once and for all!!
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May Beelzebub, our dark master and savior, reward you for this.
 
The Littlest Shitlord said:
The first of the month? Is that when Bob gets his welfare check? I wasn't aware that emojis were a government benefit.
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Guvmint! Guvmint! Guvmint! Get it straight you stupid moron! I'm not telling you ever again!

Also, getting welfare checks from the Guvmint and other free stuff are 'Man's Laws' that Slob is OK with.

Any other time, when it doesn't involve getting free stuff, then, according to Slob, "God's Laws trump Man's laws."

Hi Slob! I nailed you in another hypocrisy! No way you can twist your way out of this. You've said it, more than once.

"Think about it, you know I'm right."

I want to post my comments directly on your Facebook page but, since you're such a spineless fucking coward that blocks comments because you can't accept criticism, I have to use KF.

p.s. - Want to hear something else you say in every video that's also hypocritical?

"Have a blessed day."
 
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So let’s see. A social worker came to see Rene in the hospital after surgery and she got taken away for depression. Sounds to me like the social worker was just trying to get Rene out of Bob’s evil clutches.
 
crayolasword said:
So let’s see. A social worker came to see Rene in the hospital after surgery and she got taken away for depression. Sounds to me like the social worker was just trying to get Rene out of Bob’s evil clutches.
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Who in the holy fuck WOULDN‘T be hospitalized with depression living in a shithole with Robert fucking McKim? The only reason Rene hasn’t offed herself is that you can’t pull a trigger with your meaty paws stuffed inside a pipe of Pringles.
 
Who didn't see this coming?
Actually, I'm surprised it's taken this long.
It's obvious to everyone but Bob that Rene is about to be removed from her horrible existence.
This is going to be awesome to watch. Rene will now have a chance to lead a semi normal life, and Bob will no longer have access to her money.
Shit's about to hit the fan you fucking lug nut.
Think about it, you know I'm right.
 
I hope Rene gets the help she needs . Blob can go rot away in his trailer of failure though.
 
Guys if you’re going to refer to his latest video, it helps to post a link or embed it.


I don’t know where to fucking start but Bob‘s “Bible study” was hilarious. Of course there’s the usual display of illiteracy, as Bob struggles to read basic English. But he also utterly fails to grasp the definitions of words he’s made key to his “study” (which he stole from an unnamed ”professor” at an unnamed Bible “college”). I was laughing so hard when he started FURIOUSLY reading and talking about anger. Needless to say, the irony was lost on Bob, as most things are.

Same goes for when he attacked my namesake as a “control freak.“ Bob projects more than a Cinématographe.

Sometimes I start feeling sorry for him. After all, he was born with junk DNA and I can’t imagine what it’s like to go through life with a mentally retarded IQ. Worse, it seems like he was forced to go to school with non-retarded kids. Bob has been falling short his entire life. It has to suck to be mentally retarded AND ugly AND fat AND short AND unloved AND poor.

But then I think about Rene, and how he holds her hostage and has isolated her from her own mother and family while stealing her money and constantly violating her privacy in his futile quest to prove himself to his critics. And suddenly I don’t have a lick of sympathy left for Bob.

PS I also cracked up when he said “I don’t know if you know what a Seagate is,” as if (A) he has special knowledge and (B) Seagate is the Kleenex of storage. Christ what a self-aggrandizing dumbass.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Guys if you’re going to refer to his latest video, it helps to post a link or embed it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ziOS122CqvQ
I don’t know where to fucking start but Bob‘s “Bible study” was hilarious. Of course there’s the usual display of illiteracy, as Bob struggles to read basic English. But he also utterly fails to grasp the definitions of words he’s made key to his “study” (which he stole from an unnamed ”professor” at an unnamed Bible “college”). I was laughing so hard when he started FURIOUSLY reading and talking about anger. Needless to say, the irony was lost on Bob, as most things are.

Same goes for when he attacked my namesake as a “control freak.“ Bob projects more than a Cinématographe.

Sometimes I start feeling sorry for him. After all, he was born with junk DNA and I can’t imagine what it’s like to go through life with a mentally retarded IQ. Worse, it seems like he was forced to go to school with non-retarded kids. Bob has been falling short his entire life. It has to suck to be mentally retarded AND ugly AND fat AND short AND unloved AND poor.

But then I think about Rene, and how he holds her hostage and has isolated her from her own mother and family while stealing her money and constantly violating her privacy in his futile quest to prove himself to his critics. And suddenly I don’t have a lick of sympathy left for Bob.

PS I also cracked up when he said “I don’t know if you know what a Seagate is,” as if (A) he has special knowledge and (B) Seagate is the Kleenex of storage. Christ what a self-aggrandizing dumbass.
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The Social Worker wanted to discuss Rene.

What did Slob do? He spent, however long it took, showing messages and videos to the Social Worker, about himself.

Me! Me! Me! I don't care about Rene's depression. Look what these morons are saying about me!

Slob is Rene's Representative Payee and Power of Attorney, she can't go anywhere or buy anything without his permission, she's not allowed to speak while he's making a 'preaching' video and spends her money on himself.

I'm pretty sure Slob didn't mention any of these while demonstrating to the Social Worker, "without a shadow of a doubt" that he is profoundly unstable, mentally ill, and suffers from acute Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (OCPD).

Hi Slob! Don't forget to cut, paste and put this comment in my folder!

My own folder! I feel so special!

I have a folder for you Slob. I call it the 'torlit'.

And it's not on my front porch.

Have a blessed day.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Hi Slob! Don't forget to cut, paste and put this comment in my folder!
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That’s another thing that cracks me up: Bob thinks we are afraid of having our posts saved. Meanwhile it’s escaped his notice that we have a tutorial on archiving content and demonstrated archiving methods in this very thread. He doesn't realize that, far from caring if he saves content or not, it’s a source of mirth that he‘s bothering to store screenshots in Word files (!) on hard drives instead of emulating our impeccable archiving.

If it weren’t for us, Bob wouldn’t have a reason to wake up in the morning. (That’s perhaps the only reason to regret this thread’s existence; we’re keeping this oaf alive.) Bob lives to seethe over this thread. He should remember that “he who angers you, controls you.” We’ve been at the controls for years now, but Bob’s fury keeps escalating. I can’t wait to see what he does next.
 
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