🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob is trying to tear asunder a very happily married couple — my namesake and his beautiful wife!

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Expect Slob to have a new title after he sees this guy. Slob is just a lowly 'evangelist." This guy promoted himself to an apostle! Slob isn't going to stand (sit in his recliner) while someone has a better title than him! Especially a black guy. There's no way Slob the racist is going to let a black guy have a better title than him. And look at the followers he has with the same 'end times' message and the cash this guy is raking in. It pays to promote yourself to an apostle.

And Jesus didn't tell this guy he was a 'chosen one' while choking on a piece of bacon in the middle of the night. Noooooooo. God told this guy he is an apostle!

In April of 2014, through word of prophecy, God proclaimed him to be Apostle Herman Murray, Jr.

Jesus promotes to a chosen one. God promotes to an apostle.

Slob hooked his wagon to the wrong tractor.

Website.

HarveySperg41 said:
I like this chap, seems like a really down to earth and decent fellow.
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He's not in the McKim gene pool.

John can stand upright, use tools, isn't obese, reads well, speaks English in meaningful, well-constructed sentences, has an attention span of longer than 4 seconds, showers more than once a month, served his country, was gainfully employed, and is a contributing member of society.

He is the antithesis of Slob.
 
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HarveySperg41 said:
I like this chap, seems like a really down to earth and decent fellow.
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John is a wise, successful, caring, responsible member of his community. You know, everything that Bob is not.
John has tried to help Bob over the years and leads by setting a good example. Bob is simply too damn stupid to learn.
Having a couple of knuckle dragging imbeciles as parents certainly didn't help Bob, but he's had plenty of opportunity to change his ways.
Now he's paying the price.
 
Long Story Short said:
John is a wise, successful, caring, responsible member of his community. You know, everything that Bob is not.
John has tried to help Bob over the years and leads by setting a good example. Bob is simply too damn stupid to learn.
Having a couple of knuckle dragging imbeciles as parents certainly didn't help Bob, but he's had plenty of opportunity to change his ways.
Now he's paying the price.
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Slob thinks he's better than everyone (although he frequently states - "we're all the same in God's eyes") and knows more about everything than everyone.

True, he's stupid. Monumentally stupid. He's also an arrogant, hypocritical, selfish asshole, that was recently punched in the face for those reasons.
 
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PurpleSquirrel said:
FF to 12:00 or so to hear Slob's brain-dead summation of "Westun Philasafee" -- a gem of colossal, stupefying ignorance, even by his imbecilic standards.
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I’ve always been delighted that there are multiple theists in this thread — including people with knowledge of Biblical Hebrew and Aramaic — who lay bare the error of Bob’s ways on a regular basis. So it’s extra hilarious to me that Bob has to pretend all his critics are militant atheists. Except on the days when he says we’re all Satanists. Bob can’t even remember his own opinions from day to day.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
So it’s extra hilarious to me that Bob has to pretend all his critics are militant atheists. Except on the days when he says we’re all Satanists. Bob can’t even remember his own opinions from day to day.
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To be fair Atheist, Satanist, Muslim different Christian denomination LGBTQ, etc are all the same thing to Blob and his ilk.
 
sikotik said:
To be fair Atheist, Satanist, Muslim different Christian denomination LGBTQ, etc are all the same thing to Blob and his ilk.
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His ilk: retards.

Who here thinks Bob has that Kiwi Farms Word doc of his backed up anywhere? Should we tell him about archiving? Does he really think people can only get arrested in their hometown? I have so many queries.
 
USB sticks or sd cards cost money, so when Blob's laptop finally suffocates and dies due to years of dust cat hair and bacon grease accumulation, he's going to be SOL because data recovery costs even more money.
 
I'm an assistant minister at an evangelical church. Bob suuuure does like to chastise "the wicked" with all these Bibles quotes. What he doesn't realize is that the message behind this scripture is essentially that people, including Robert McKim, don't need to worry about "the wicked" because it's in God's hands. Jeesh. Watching this dolt try to interrupt scripture is like watching a kitten with it's head stuck in a paper bag - but way less cute.
 
Hi Cats said:
I'm an assistant minister at an evangelical church. Bob suuuure does like to chastise "the wicked" with all these Bibles quotes. What he doesn't realize is that the message behind this scripture is essentially that people, including Robert McKim, don't need to worry about "the wicked" because it's in God's hands. Jeesh. Watching this dolt try to interrupt scripture is like watching a kitten with it's head stuck in a paper bag - but way less cute.
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That’s the thing with Bob: His God complex is out of control. He seems to believe that if he declares himself a chosen prophet, God’s powers become a mere extension of Bob’s own abilities (or what pass for abilities). He acts as a demigod in his own home, barring Rene from having direct contact with her family. She’s not allowed to communicate with them except via Bob as intermediary. Classic abuser behavior.
A god complex is an unshakable belief characterized by consistently inflated feelings of personal ability, privilege, or infallibility. A person with a god complex may refuse to admit the possibility of their error or failure, even in the face of irrefutable evidence, intractable problems or difficult or impossible tasks. The person is also highly dogmatic in their views, meaning the person speaks of their personal opinions as though they were unquestionably correct.[1] Someone with a god complex may exhibit no regard for the conventions and demands of society, and may request special consideration or privileges.[1]
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Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
 
AnOminous said:
I love this fucking guy.
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Comunee, cuzent and twict. Slob has a masterful command of the English language. You'd think you were listening to Sir John Gielgud or Sir Alec Guinness reciting Shakespeare or Charlton Heston reading the book of bedtime stories called the bybuul.
John Andrews Stan said:
That’s the thing with Bob: His God complex is out of control. He seems to believe that if he declares himself a chosen prophet, God’s powers become a mere extension of Bob’s own abilities (or what pass for abilities). He acts as a demigod in his own home, barring Rene from having direct contact with her family. She’s not allowed to communicate with them except via Bob as intermediary. Classic abuser behavior.

Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
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This complex is also evident by Slob's lying about the outcomes of his lawsuits to be in his favor when they were not, he failed to mention his Stark State College legal humiliation and failed to mention his eye injury. When Slob is confronted with facts and his 3 active brain cells can't concoct a lie or create an alternate reality where he is the winner, he simply ignores the situation.

Slob's motto, courtesy of George Constanza in Seinfeld - "Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

p.s. - Hi Slob, don't forget to highlight, copy and save my comments. I'm flattered you find my comments worthy enough to save, to read over and over again.

Replace 'Mos Eisley Spaceport' with "Slob McKim's trailer.'
 
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sikotik said:
To be fair Atheist, Satanist, Muslim different Christian denomination LGBTQ, etc are all the same thing to Blob and his ilk.
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Though his Christian denomination is fluid - as in the church that currently allows him to attend, because they've not gotten pissed at him begging on the front porch yet.


sikotik said:
USB sticks or sd cards cost money, so when Blob's laptop finally suffocates and dies due to years of dust cat hair and bacon grease accumulation, he's going to be SOL because data recovery costs even more money.
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He don't need that electronic voodoo, he prints it all out and adds it to his hoard. Remember that when he needs to video the proof, he hasn't figured out editing software to insert an image of the saved document, he has to turn his camera around and video the page. Of course the camera is so low res and his hands shake, so it's difficult to read what he's trying to prove.


Hi Cats said:
I'm an assistant minister at an evangelical church. Bob suuuure does like to chastise "the wicked" with all these Bibles quotes. What he doesn't realize is that the message behind this scripture is essentially that people, including Robert McKim, don't need to worry about "the wicked" because it's in God's hands. Jeesh. Watching this dolt try to interrupt scripture is like watching a kitten with it's head stuck in a paper bag - but way less cute.
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He would be well at home in 10th Century Catholic Church - to what I say or you'll burn in hell! Worked on all the primitive pagans of the day... not so much in modern times.
 
crayolasword said:
I’m just in awe that he put an alarm system on his shit-hovel. The alarm system was probably worth more than the trailer.
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Makes him feel important, like he has items someone would want to drive into a trailer park in the middle of nowhere Ohio, pick the shittiest, most-dilapidated trailer out of the bunch and decide - Yes! that trailer must have great stuff inside! The smell alone emanating from his shithole is all the alarm system fatass needs. Other than a bacon thief, no one would be interested in going near his giardia-infested dump.

p.s. - Hi Slob, don't forget to highlight, copy and save my comments. I'm flattered you find my comments worthy enough to save, to read over and over again.
 
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