🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Willard on the Cart said:
Just think, in 100 years Bob's retarded great, great, great grandkids will be able to watch these and know what an idiot grandpa was!!
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Hopefully 100 years from now society will find a way to end the McKim gene pool and these losers will no longer exist.

Evidently the rules don't apply to Bob. He's constantly, constantly, constantly, constantly telling others to slow down. Meanwhile He's driving 70 in a 55. How dare you Bob.
He steals from the taxpayers, threatens to kill the mayor, and drives like a maniac, then tells us how to live our lives.
FUCK YOU BOB!!

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Long Story Short said:
Evidently the rules don't apply to Bob. He's constantly, constantly, constantly, constantly telling others to slow down. Meanwhile He's driving 70 in a 55. How dare you Bob.
He steals from the taxpayers, threatens to kill the mayor, and drives like a maniac, then tells us how to live our lives.
FUCK YOU BOB!!

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He must have heard about a new shipment of bacon at a food pantry and wanted to be first in line.
 
Slob never fails. He always defaults to the 'me, me, me' passages in the magic book of hearsay and fables to make himself appear to be better than everyone.

He also never fails to be a retarded asshole.

I can imagine what he sounded like reading aloud in tard school - See sotp, excuse me, spot, run. Run sotp, excuse me, spot, run.

Some things can't change, no matter what the magic guy in the clouds allegedly said.
 
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Psalms have been near-universally lauded even by the secular. Tehillim were written by King David and contain a multitude of powerful, meaningful, insightful passages. If only for the fun of counting how many contemporary sayings originated in the text, I highly recommend reading a good translation of Psalms if you’re remotely curious.

Unfortunately, Bob is reading a bad translation and doesn’t know even basic Hebrew. So add Psalms to the long list of things Bob thinks he’s mastered but actually knows nothing about.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Psalms have been near-universally lauded even by the secular. Tehillim were written by King David and contain a multitude of powerful, meaningful, insightful passages. If only for the fun of counting how many contemporary sayings originated in the text, I highly recommend reading a good translation of Psalms if you’re remotely curious.

Unfortunately, Bob is reading a bad translation and doesn’t know even basic Hebrew. So add Psalms to the long list of things Bob thinks he’s mastered but actually knows nothing about.
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I wonder how long it took Slob to figure out the p in psalms is silent.
 
Long Story Short said:
What do you suppose happened to his face doktur?
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Difficult to accurately say based on one blurry photo. However, from the greenish hue, it does appear to be residual bruising and swelling above and below the eye from a localized traumatic injury that occurred 4-6 days ago. As there is no associated collateral laceration, it was likely caused by a blunt object and not a sharp object. I suspect that's why we hadn't seen Slob for a while. He was likely waiting for the bruising and swelling to dissipate, to avoid fabricating a lie when the injury was more visibly pronounced. Of course, he made no mention of the injury because he assumes we're blind. Diagnosis - he was popped in the eye, likely the result of him 'running his mouth.' And since he made no mention, it's a good assumption he was the instigator and was at fault, or he would have made a 30-minute video explaining what transpired while holding up copies of the police reports he filed for being assaulted. If it was Rene' who got fed up with his bullshit and clocked him, he won't turn her in. If he reports the incident, the State will remove her from the residence and he'll lose his cash cow.
 
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Word on the street is that Bob got a little handsy with his wheelchair-bound neighbor the last time he drove her to the pharmacy. He thought he deserved a pussy payment in lieu of gas money. She wasn’t having it and clocked him good. He told Rene he walked into a door.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Word on the street is that Bob got a little handsy with his wheelchair-bound neighbor the last time he drove her to the pharmacy. He thought he deserved a pussy payment in lieu of gas money. She wasn’t having it and clocked him good. He told Rene he walked into a door.
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Slob bragged in a video that he very briefly dated a paraplegic woman confined to a wheelchair that "could use her arms and hands."

Let's review:

Felt up his 10-year old female 'cuzent' in the shed behind the house, circle jerks with his short-bus buddies in an abandoned barn, dated a paraplegic that "could use her arms and hands", had a bisexual threesome with who knows what (presumably his tard buddy Richard Whittington, who has disappeared and presumably locked up and no longer a threat to society), once married to a rather burly woman that is now a married lesbian, according to his book/pamphlet he spent a great deal of time and money "looking for love in the wrong places" (likely where he contracted syphilis, from which he now suffers from syphilitic dementia) after his then-wife kicked him out after he got fired from menial job #3,144, and finally, Rene, who is moderately retarded and has cerebral palsy.

Slob is a real babe-magnet.

And a righteous, bible-thumping Christian, who Jesus personally selected and told Slob that he is a 'chosen one' while Slob was choking on a piece of bacon in the middle of the night.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Slob bragged in a video that he very briefly dated a paraplegic woman confined to a wheelchair that "could use her arms and hands."

He is a real babe-magnet.
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Bob’s pursuit of disabled paramours has been a seriously neglected topic here. Did he set out to hook up with someone on disability purely for financial reasons, or does he also have a fetish for cripples?
 
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