🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Below is a picture of,

A. A train derailment last summer
B. A junkyard in rural Mississippi
C. Robert L Mckim's neighborhood
D. A Nazi death camp
E. Hell

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This woman has legit spina bifida with a severed spinal cord, is confined to a wheelchair, yet has won multiple sporting events, serves in British parliament, and has worked her whole life, very successfully. She says self-pity is the one emotion to avoid and never to use a disability as an excuse to feel sorry for yourself, blame others, or fail to help yourself. Too bad Bob will never learn this.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
This woman has legit spina bifida with a severed spinal cord, is confined to a wheelchair, yet has won multiple sporting events, serves in British parliament, and has worked her whole life, very successfully. She says self-pity is the one emotion to avoid and never to use a disability as an excuse to feel sorry for yourself, blame others, or fail to help yourself. Too bad Bob will never learn this.
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Bob isn't even really disabled other than the fact that he's a goddamn retarded idiot.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
This woman has legit spina bifida with a severed spinal cord, is confined to a wheelchair, yet has won multiple sporting events, serves in British parliament, and has worked her whole life, very successfully. She says self-pity is the one emotion to avoid and never to use a disability as an excuse to feel sorry for yourself, blame others, or fail to help yourself. Too bad Bob will never learn this.
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She will not impress Bob. Has she ever robbed a bank? Thought as much!
 

New video by Bobby, a true artistic masterpiece.
He complains that he was almost hit by a maniac behind the wheel, only Bobs amazing reflex and driving ability saved him and the madman in the Ford.
Does so while filming his screen playing a video of him filming his screen playing a video of the near death encounter. Blobception!
He immediately calls the men in the blue to tell them of this but they ignore our hero as always.
Rest of the video is classic rambling.
 
I spoke with the lady at the Carroll County Sheriff's dispatch.
She told me that they have to deal with Robert all the time, and they just ignore him.
They are aware of his YouTube videos and often get together and laugh at how stupid he is.
She also told me that they are constantly monitoring him because they realize that he is delusional and a danger to himself and others.
 
Long Story Short said:
I spoke with the lady at the Carroll County Sheriff's dispatch.
She told me that they have to deal with Robert all the time, and they just ignore him.
They are aware of his YouTube videos and often get together and laugh at how stupid he is.
She also told me that they are constantly monitoring him because they realize that he is delusional and a danger to himself and others.
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Bob thinks ODOT should call his "pretend" organization to provide traffic control at accidents. Can you imagine that fat bastard rolling out of his recliner, in his pajamas, and driving to an accident scene!
It sounds like an official in Carroll county must have disrespected Bob. He's all upset because he finally realizes that they all consider him a JOKE, just like the rest of us.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I sure hope they’re not buying new laptops and new tablets every time she forgets a password.
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I could be wrong though. They probably blame it on "hackers" and do a factory reset. After calling the sheriff's office to annoy them with their nonsensical complaints.
 
There’s a reason the sheriff department acts like they don’t care when he calls. Probably because he has their number on speed dial and calls for every frivolous thing he sees in Carrollton.
 
Whichever one of you keeps on him about his abysmal word pronouciations, please cut it out. You're killing some of my favorite bobisms. Although watching him try to correct himself on "proberbs" was fucking hysterical. He slowed it way down, got out prrovv..then failed and tacked on berbs. Then he put it together. Provberbs. Did it a couple more times for luck. Realized it was still garbage, then blamed everyone else for making fun of him for having some kind of nerve damage in his lip from having his nasty rotten teeth yanked. This fool will have an excuse for missing judgment day.
Nobody tell him that there's no "x" in "especially".
 
Toasty said:
Whichever one of you keeps on him about his abysmal word pronouciations, please cut it out. You're killing some of my favorite bobisms. Although watching him try to correct himself on "proberbs" was fucking hysterical. He slowed it way down, got out prrovv..then failed and tacked on berbs. Then he put it together. Provberbs. Did it a couple more times for luck. Realized it was still garbage, then blamed everyone else for making fun of him for having some kind of nerve damage in his lip from having his nasty rotten teeth yanked. This fool will have an excuse for missing judgment day.
Nobody tell him that there's no "x" in "especially".
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Or "T" at the end of husband and cousin.
 
Volunteering a few shifts at the food pantry was worth it. Will he ever know which of the cans or boxes he’s hoarded in his cupboards have the listening devices? Hint: We knew the healthy items would never be eaten, just greedily accepted and kept on hand to do all the work for us.
 
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