🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I am reel doktur! said:
Well, it didn't take long for Slob to turn sour on his new neighbors. He's such a good Christian, never one to complain or find fault. And so much for the 'emergency' in Emergency Care Bear Patrol. Slob doesn't like driving in bad weather. I guess he only responds to emergencies (gets in the way and told by real cops to leave) ' in good weather. Or waddle to fires in the trailer park.
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Listen to this big baby cry about having to help someone get food.
Bob's entire existence is about begging and stealing from the taxpayer. WHAT A CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITE!!!
He wouldn't be able to live one week without stealing from people who work, and spending it on unhealthy food and nonsensical items that he does not deserve.
I'd like to knock his teeth down his throat!!
Oh wait, never mind 🤪
 
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So, in Bob’s Christmas message 2020, we find out: his new neighbours ask for too much. It appears as they are to Bob as Bob is to his family. He put his hand into a strangers shitty underwear and he wasn’t happy About it🤣🤣 But he’s still ok with putting his hand into Rene’s shitty diapers. He ends the video after saying he doesn’t want to complain, right after spending 10 minutes complaining about his new neighbours. My Christmas wish is that his new neighbours are as clueless as Bob, and they keep bothering him for the coming 365 days And don’t take no for an answer. Divine retribution for Bob harassing family, Walmart, every food pantry and church within 100 miles, families of children with REAL spina bifida, Dollar General, ad nauseam. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving asshole.
 
Long Story Short said:
Listen to this big baby cry about having to help someone get food.
Bob's entire existence is about begging and stealing from the taxpayer. WHAT A CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITE!!!
He wouldn't be able to live one week without the stealing from people who work, and spending it on unhealthy food and nonsensical items that he does not deserve.
I'd like to knock his teeth down his throat!!
Oh wait, never mind 🤪
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After 3 years, we still haven't seen his government paid for false teeth. He made such a big deal (including 2 videos of extreme close-ups of his gums) about going to get fitted for them.
Rolled roofing said:
So, in Bob’s Christmas message 2020, we find out: his new neighbours ask for too much. It appears as they are to Bob as Bob is to his family. He put his hand into a strangers shitty underwear and he wasn’t happy About it🤣🤣 But he’s still ok with putting his hand into Rene’s shitty diapers. He ends the video after saying he doesn’t want to complain, right after spending 10 minutes complaining about his new neighbours. My Christmas wish is that his new neighbours are as clueless as Bob, and they keep bothering him for the coming 365 days And don’t take no for an answer. Divine retribution for Bob harassing family, Walmart, every food pantry and church within 100 miles, families of children with REAL spina bifida, Dollar General, ad nauseam. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving asshole.
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The new neighbors have no car (which means they probably don't work), no washer and dryer, and no food in the house. Yup, they're going to fit right into the trailer-park motif of Nowhereville Ohio. I give Slob 3 days before he starts charging them for mileage and gas to take them places. I give Slob 2 weeks before he calls the cops on them to complain they're bothering him and interfering with his packed daily schedule of sitting in his recliner watching Jim Bakker.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
After 3 years, we still haven't seen his government paid for false teeth. He made such a big deal (including 2 videos of extreme close-ups of his gums) about going to get fitted for them.
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Getting used to dentures can be irritating and uncomfortable for a bit, and takes a bit of patience and perseverance.
Bob can't handle the inconvenience of changing out of pajamas for church.
Which is odd, because as soon as one of his neighbors has a fender bender, he puts on his little security man costume like lightning. Off with the "I love jesus" hat, and on with the ratty old black "security guard" hat that he can pat for comfort and to remind everyone how very important he is.
Anyway, long story short, sauce on dentures, my dad and brother both had to get them pretty young. Soft toofers.
 
Toasty said:
Getting used to dentures can be irritating and uncomfortable for a bit, and takes a bit of patience and perseverance.
Bob can't handle the inconvenience of changing out of pajamas for church.
Which is odd, because as soon as one of his neighbors has a fender bender, he puts on his little security man costume like lightning. Off with the "I love jesus" hat, and on with the ratty old black "security guard" hat that he can pat for comfort and to remind everyone how very important he is.
Anyway, long story short, sauce on dentures, my dad and brother both had to get them pretty young. Soft toofers.
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I've had upper and lower partial plates since I was 17 (I'm 65 now.) I lost a bunch of teeth playing ice hockey. Took a while to get used to but it's better than not putting them in and looking like I live in Appalachia and play the banjo or a resident of a trailer park in Carrollton Ohio.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Could someone be a hero, please, and archive this? I have a feeling it might disappear. Call it a hunch. (I’d do it myself but am on mobile with no wifi in BFE right now.)
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I could see this video biting him in the ass one day if the neighbor sees it.

I'm sure Bob's new car is another reason they're latching onto him. He has to make himself look good now, to keep up the act of being a nice guy. We all know how Bob is when he meets someone. He immediately tries to establish that good people are charitable and giving, of course he means they should be charitable towards HIM. In this case it seems to have backfired on him. Have fun giving rides, milk, eggs, bacon, wifi passwords, etc. to your new friend Bob. It's what a good Christian man would do. Clearly Bob is more well-off financially so it only makes sense for Bob to share everything with his neighbor. It's what Jesus would want.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Could someone be a hero, please, and archive this? I have a feeling it might disappear. Call it a hunch. (I’d do it myself but am on mobile with no wifi in BFE right now.)
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It's up.
McKim's video library.
And there's this site that has his earlier (when he had teeth) 'Classics.' McKim Classics.
The 'Tripping Out' series of videos are works of art, beginning with:
This one is an all-time classic (the 'selly-itis' rant) from 2015. 'Have a blessed day.'
 
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My wife seldom listens to Bob. She understands that he's out of his mind and believes that he should simply be ignored.
She did hear me listening to his latest video today and asked the question that we have all asked ourselves at one time or another. "WHO THE HELL IS HE TALKING TO IN HIS VIDEOS"???
I had to explain that he's been certified as delusional and believes that he has followers.
It's really the simplest of facts that his simple mind can't seem to grasp. He'll even read this and it'll fly right over his head.
Damn, I love, hate, love, hate this miserable prick!
 
@YourUnclesDad you are a hero. Thank you for your service.

As for who Bob is talking to in his videos, well, he’s talking to us. We’re as close as he gets to having friends or fans. Without us, he’s nothing.

ETA: I just watched the video. Lmao, Bob had his own trailer of beggin’ Bobs move in next door! It really is best to leave vengeance in God’s hands — He’s dishing it out to Bob far more hilariously than any human could have done.
 
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an all time classic, from Bisexual Ministries Memorial
 
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Speaking of shit, if you haven’t watched the video, Bob says his neighbors gave him some laundry to worsh for them and it included a pair of underwear filled with human excrement. God is real and He loves us.
 
YourUnclesDad said:
I could see this video biting him in the ass one day if the neighbor sees it.

I'm sure Bob's new car is another reason they're latching onto him. He has to make himself look good now, to keep up the act of being a nice guy. We all know how Bob is when he meets someone. He immediately tries to establish that good people are charitable and giving, of course he means they should be charitable towards HIM. In this case it seems to have backfired on him. Have fun giving rides, milk, eggs, bacon, wifi passwords, etc. to your new friend Bob. It's what a good Christian man would do. Clearly Bob is more well-off financially so it only makes sense for Bob to share everything with his neighbor. It's what Jesus would want.
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Slob's new neighbor sure hooked his wagon to a winner!
crayolasword said:
He wanted to bitch about them not hoarding food like him but do you think he’s bothered to take them to all the free food pantries that he frequents? Nope. What a worthless sack of shit.
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Take them to a food pantry? That would mean less food for Slob.
Ever see the videos of Slob showing his cupboards, fridge, and freezers? They're all packed. You couldn't fit a matchbook in any of them. And he's always bitching and moaning he doesn't have enough and the food pantries he steals from didn't have what he wanted.
This clown is a selfish, freeloading hypocrite. No more/no less.
HarveySperg41 said:
it’s a Christmas miracle
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Including a visit from Mr. Hankey! Slob truly has an 'abundant life.'
A bug-eyed rage-filled classic from the Petrie dish kitchen, including an insinuated threat closing.
Greasy hair, yellow t-shirt, protruding obesity, and bug-eyed rage. This one has it all!
I was fascinated by his description of the high sodium levels of smoke, starting at 14:49. Who knew there was so much sodium in smoke?
Also, we see Slob's circular logic when he explains that he didn't block John Andrews and his wife from looking at his Facebook page. They can still look at it using someone else's account.
A psychiatrist could make a career out of trying to figure out this loon.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
A bug-eyed rage-filled classic from the Petrie dish kitchen, including an insinuated threat closing. This one has it all!
Bug-eyed cooking classic.
He boils over to full bug-eyed mode starting at 14:49.
A psychiatrist could make a career out of trying to figure out this loon.
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Holy shit, I’d never seen this one before AFAIR. If Null thought Bob got pissed over rolled roofing, he won’t believe how furious Bob got about sausage.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
Bob the only thing you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt is the you live like a hoarding slob. That kitchen is filthy.
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It's unbelievable how this guy lives. You can't even see his stove, or counter top due to his hoarding.
Most people would be embarrassed and "straighten things up" before filming.
Not this imbecile!
 
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