🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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The private FB group for Bob’s trailer park neighbors is talking about one thing and one thing only: the “coincidence” that life-threatening “accidents” seem to happen whenever Bob is around. “Accidents” which he records for his YouTube channel in an effort to go viral and become the next Jake Paul.

Everyone is still mourning poor old Willard’s death after the deliberately set fire that murdered him. Then, tonight, there was another “accident” in Bob’s own driveway. Instead of calling 911 or praying for the victims and begging God to have mercy on their souls, Bob picked up his video camera and started recording the aftermath of the “accident.” The question everybody in the trailer park FB group is asking: Is there any sexual or violent crime Bob won’t commit in his quest to become the next big celebrity YouTuber?

Here’s the “accident” video Bob made tonight when he should have been calling 911 and praying:

 
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Bob is the kind of “Christian” who, rather than immediately activate his prayer chain to storm the gates of heaven on behalf of those who are fighting for their lives, puts a priority on exploiting the victims’ pain for YouTube clout. He doesn’t believe in the power of prayer; he believes in being an internet busybody.
 
Bob's lunacy was displayed on the Mad at the Internet stream. Over 1,300 people laughed at him. Starts at around 1:30:13.
 
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Bob, I’ll save your last brain cell. No, that is not null aka Moon. The one doing the live stream is actually the Amish Man you ripped of for the roofing. After you made him work on Sunday he had a lapse of faith. Embraced technology and started streaming on YouTube.
 
So how long before the crazy trailer park pastor finds out Matt Jarbo is the owner of our beloved site?
And how to I become a trailer park pastor? Is there a trailer park university?
 
crayolasword said:
Bob, I’ll save your last brain cell. No, that is not null aka Moon. The one doing the live stream is actually the Amish Man you ripped of for the roofing. After you made him work on Sunday he had a lapse of faith. Embraced technology and started streaming on YouTube.
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This is what gets me about Robert. He is such a clueless old man that he can't even decipher the simplest of clues when it comes to the net-slang that the hackers on the Kiwi Farms use.

He thinks that Mad At The Internet Youtuber is talking as if he's Joshua Moon and he'll investigate? Give me a break, detective McKim :story:
How does he not get that Joshua Moon isn't even a real person, he's an alias used by a ton of people including that one bloke that aggravated New Zealand - it's like how you call an unknown a "john doe", you call an internet unknown a "josh moon".

Everyone with a basic knowledge of nethack protocol 7 can easily decipher that Mad At the Internet is the nickname of Marty Netter whose middle names are, if you translate it from hexa: Anderson Terrence and what I'd decipher as I-rené. Thus Ma(rty) a(nderson)tThe(rence) Internet (I-rene-Netter) - it's literally right there in the code, how has he not figured that out by himself?

He also doesn't understand that N U L L stands for Neil Umbaker LL(C) if you apply the algorithm properly - one of the many corporations used in Virginia to launder the money that is hacked by the aptly named "farms" (for farming people on the internet) and convert it to non-traceable currency, like the bitcoins. He can preach all he wants, but he can't stop the hackers and he can't stop the influence we have on small government cracking down on Christians with that sweet bit-cash. I'm surprised he at least made that connection between the internet and the anti-Christian sentiment correctly.
 
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Bloitzhole said:
This is what gets me about Robert. He is such a clueless old man that he can't even decipher the simplest of clues when it comes to the net-slang that the hackers on the Kiwi Farms use.
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I think ole Bob has been drinking too much hard liquor. He has alcoholic dementia.
 
I'll have to admit, it is impressive that whenever there's an accident, every member of his "emergency radio patrol" shows up.
Except Rene, of course. She stays home and monitors the scanner, aka shitting herself.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Between all the men he cavorted with and all the little kids, not to mention the kiddie porn he revealed in his latest video, Bob’s going to be fellating Satan in hell for eternity.
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You have a day to show me where this guy has been accused of being a pedophile or I'm banning you. This seems like some really sick a-log shit, like you get sexual thrills just calling some retarded old man a pedophile.
 
YourUnclesDad said:
Robert McKim HAS made threats to public officials. Does he think everyone forgot?

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He shouldn't forget to show this video to any cops or judges he runs into.
police officer hung bob.mp4

A Youtuber made this video a while back. Bob calling himself a "good person" after what we all know about his past is just simply outrageous. His girlfriend is a REAL LIFE BANK ROBBER! Bob was thrown in prison for threatening to kill an elected politician, and he wants to call the police (who should be hung by the nearest tree according to him) on a blog for pointing all this out?
You can't make this shit up.
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Court News
Arrest made after bank robbery
By Paula Freund Jul 10, 2002
Police arrested a suspect within 25 minutes of a bank robbery on Bloomington's east side Tuesday. Officers were called to Fifth Third Bank's College Mall Banking Center, 3200 E. Third St., at 10:37 a.m. Tuesday. By 11 a.m., they had a suspect and money reportedly taken in the robbery in custody. Rene C. Jackson, 25, 714 S. Fairview St., No. 3, was booked into Monroe County Jail at 1:15 p.m. on a preliminary charge of robbery, a Class C felony. She was being held in lieu of $5,000 surety and $500 cash bond. No one was hurt during the robbery. Two or three customers and four employees were inside the bank at the time, said Bloomington police Sgt. Bob Neely. Bank employees and witnesses told police that a heavyset white man approached a male teller and handed him a note ordering him not to set off an alarm or call police, Neely said. No weapon was displayed in the robbery, he said. Store employees called police after the suspect left with an undisclosed amount of cash, Neely said. They told police that the robber was a white man about 5-foot-6-inches tall and weighing more than 200 pounds, Neely said. They said the man left the bank on foot, heading toward College Mall, Neely said." Officers got in the area at approximately two to three minutes after the alarm call went out," he said. Officer Dan Harrell spotted the 5-foot-4, 210-pound Jackson on the east side of the mall, Neely said. Harrell and another officer apprehended her without incident as she came out of a mall bathroom, according to police. Jackson did not have a weapon when she was arrested, Neely said. Police allege Jackson went into the bathroom to throw away the sack that had contained the cash and to put the money inside her wallet, Bloomington police Detective Kay Minger said. Tellers later identified Jackson as being the bank robber, Neely said. "The description they gave us was right on target," he said, except for the robber 's gender. Minger and Detective Joe Sanders interviewed Jackson at the police station and later booked her into jail. Minger said Jackson, who was wearing a brace on her leg, intended to spend the money at the mall." It wasn't much of a challenge," Minger said. "She wasn't trying to hide. She had some money and she was going to go shopping." A small amount of money was taken in the robbery, said Natalie Mougeotte, public relations director for Fifth Third Bank regional office in Indianapolis. She said the bank 's employees followed appropriate procedures in response to a robbery. Reporter Paula Freund can be reached at 331-4370 or by e-mail at pfreund@heraldt.com.
Feb 8, 2003
Rene C. Jackson, 26, 714 S. Fairview St., has pleaded guilty to felony robbery of a teller at Fifth Third Bank on East Third Street last July 9, taking $1,195.She was sentenced by Monroe Circuit Judge Douglas Bridges to four years in prison, with credit for seven months already served in jail, the rest suspended and two years on probation.
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crayolasword said:
B point of contention was that he had never been arrested for that in Carroll County. He’s such a feeble mind that he doesn’t understand that felonies cross county lines.

And don’t forget his parents are the ones who ratted him out to the cops. Guess even they were sick of his shit.

The list of Bob’s crimes against humanity are extensive regardless of what county they were committed in:
- Tried to shove his mentally handicapped son from a window because he was annoying
- Beat his ex wife which resulted in being court ordered to anger management
- being up a family member because they are the last piece of fudge
The list goes on and on.....


Before Bob tries to deny any of this happening he needs to realize all of this is in his book. Which was written by him and only him.
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>The list of Bob’s crimes against humanity are extensive

Ngl, I thought this was a copy pasta at first.

YourUnclesDad said:
You're even letting him off easy. He also bragged in his book about a sexual encounter with a 5 year old girl when was 10. He says they only played show and tell, but I think he did much worse. He likes to tone-down his stories of when he was bad to make them seem much less criminal than they actually are.
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What's the name of the book? Link?
crayolasword said:
Don’t forget that he learned to beat his meat by spying on his older cousins doing it.
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Is this in his book too?
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Robert shows signs of not taking child molestation seriously at all and gives a pass to the crimes as long as the accused are christians, although I've never seen anything illegal in his videos.
I would post pics from his book but I don't know where it is right now.
From an old post about Chapter 1 in his book:
"Upon returning to Ohio, they rented a 3 room house in Newcomerstown on Oxford Avenue. While Bob lived here, he had a 5 year old female friend named Kathy who he would play with. She also had a little brother and sometimes Bob would watch them while their parents were out. Bob was 10 at the time. She had an attachment to Bob and would sometimes cry when he had to go home.

While they were playing house one day, he was playing the daddy and she was the mommy and she asked him to kiss her like she’d seen her dad do. He was worried about what people would think, so they went outside to the trees where no one could see them and he kissed her. He also saw up her shorts on a different occasion and she said it was her “butterfly”. He then asked her if she wanted to see his private but she said she had already seen her brothers. He then asked her if she had seen a boy pee and when she said no, he peed while she watched. He was just being a boy and wondering what girls had and they did some show and tell.

Another time, he had to use the bathroom at her house while she was taking a bath. Her mom let him because Kathy knew what boys had so he used the bathroom while Kathy watched and they talked. On another occasion, he watched her and her brother in the bath when her mom had to step out.

Bob learned how to masturbate by seeing his cousin do it in the bathroom.

Bob started 5th grade in Newcomerstown and attended the Scripture Holiness Church with pastor William Gamble. He was a good singer and sang a solo in the Christmas play at West School. They later moved and rented a farm from a member of the church. His family lived there through his 6th grade of school. He had night time heart burn while sleeping on his left side and dreamt often of being a bird.

One of his neighbours offered Bob a free horse. His parents talked to the people and they had the horse brought to their place. His name was Lightning and he was not saddle broken. The horse had a bad eye and a fear of snakes. While the previous owners still had him, teenagers were feeding him beer and chewing tobacco. The horse had to be put down while Bob was at school. Bob’s family also owned 4 cats named after the kids from the Waltons.

While living there, Bob had 2 friends that were brothers that lived over the hill from him. One winter it snowed so bad that the national guard had to come to dig out the roads. The brothers had a club house in their barn and they had Playboy magazines that they would all look at and masturbate together. Nothing other than masturbation ever happened."
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>The list of Bob’s crimes against humanity are extensive

Ngl, I thought this was a copy pasta at first.


What's the name of the book? Link?

Is this in his book too?
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Going Through the Fires of Life with Jesus: My Near Death Experience with Prophetic Dreams: McKim Sr, Robert L: 9781500273682: Amazon.com: Books

Going Through the Fires of Life with Jesus: My Near Death Experience with Prophetic Dreams [McKim Sr, Robert L] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Going Through the Fires of Life with Jesus: My Near Death Experience with Prophetic Dreams
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The book used to have a bad review on it but it looks like he scrubbed it.
 
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the 10-5 shit is super weird but I'm going to ask people don't call him a pedophile. i don't think it's appropriate and it sours the thread. the posts I'm seeing here are unnecessarily angry.
 
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