🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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My namesake has a message for Bob. Make sure your sides are reinforced before you press play. This video sent mine into orbit.
 
I laughed my ass off at Bob losing his mind over Crisco oil and comparing our “blog” to BLM and antifa. Almost as funny as claiming he’s unable to work, even though he’s able-bodied enough to drive, run errands, make videos, etc. Bob is a lazy welfare queen and has more in common with BLM and antifa than he does with his butt buddy (Bob wishes) Jim Bakker.
 
With Bob truly believing we’ve already been showing up on his doorstep and threatening to shoot “us” next time, there is a non-zero chance he is going to end up wounding or killing an innocent person at some point. As if this “blog” hasn’t been entered into evidence in too many legal proceedings already, we might soon have the first KF-inspired murder (on US soil, anyway). Finally, something we can rub the New Zealanders’ noses in!
 
Bob shows off bodycam footage from his trip to Wal-Mart. He's mad that Wal-Mart is telling people to wear masks inside.
 
Bob wears a body cam in public, hoping one of his videos will go viral and make him rich. How I wish one of them would go viral, so Bob can then complain for the rest of his life that he didn’t make any money from it.

Also he’s way too close to the blonde lady in the video, even for pre-social distancing times. Good thing she was wearing a mask. Imagine the stench. :cryblood:
 
Apparently he has a "Doctorate in Religion" just like Dr Kirty Winters "Doctor of Government".

According to him the state of CA allows him to call himself a Dr but Ohio doesn't allow that. In his opinion it is unconstitutional that a religious school cannot give out anything above a diploma or certificate and that Ohio cannot deny other states laws such as CA so hes totally a real Doctor.
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000289034841 (http://archive.md/BmmDY)
Ministry Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Mckim-Beacon-Light-Ministry-SOUL-Clinic-311392338890687/ (http://archive.md/KjZKL) (original link is dead)
His Book: https://www.facebook.com/GoingThroughtheFiresofLifewithJesus/ (https://web.archive.org/web/2019042...book.com/GoingThroughtheFiresofLifewithJesus/)
His Geocities Christian Counseling: http://www.geocities.ws/drrlmc/mychristiancounseling.html (http://archive.md/kOCsn)
YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTMhMGe8Yvo9sus8Otk91kg (http://archive.fo/4qo9L)
:semperfidelis:
I love this crazy/passionate old man.
This is deliciously crazier than I had previously assumed.(pun intended)



Kinda added
Well done. Great watch/read.
 
Also he’s way too close to the blonde lady in the video, even for pre-social distancing times. Good thing she was wearing a mask. Imagine the stench. :cryblood:

If cloth masks can't stop covid, then they probably can't stop the unholy aura of grease demons Dr. Sr. Robert L. McKim (of Carrolton Ohio) has orbiting his grotesque body.


 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uqMCbtgM-D8Bob shows off bodycam footage from his trip to Wal-Mart. He's mad that Wal-Mart is telling people to wear masks inside.
I was wondering why the video quality of the body cam footage was shit....

Jesus Bob. There’s plenty of free editing software out there that would have allowed you to just drop that clip in, man. Presentation is important if you want to make a good impression.

oh wait. Never mind.
 
If he's so passionate about the mask issue, then why is he pussying out and wearing one. But he is outraged! Outraged, I tell you, that the Hispanic or maybe Guatemalan lady ahead of him got told to wear a mask. He could have easily grabbed her a spare from the case we already know is in his vehicle. But no, bitching is better.
And and and Walmart said they would still serve people without masks! But he left out HOW. As in, if you don't want to wear a mask, you can do your shopping online, and they will have someone bring out your goodies and bacon and whatnot, plus the party size bag of Reese's cups for Rene to keep next to her recliner.. right to your car and load that shit up for you!
See Bob? Problem solved. Anti mask wearers get personal service. Just like they said on the nuus. Just because your tiny little seventy- odd iq doesn't understand something, doesn't make it a lie.
 
New video? I have no idea what's "updated" and I also don't really care.
Here's the archive.
 
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Bob’s jihad against Wommart is one of my favorite new storylines. It’s amazing that he takes personal offense at them not stocking every single product he wants them to stock. Then he complains that they won’t accept EBT for online orders. Motherfucker you’re getting all your food FOR FREE, stop complaining!

PS Bob, Amazon has the Mio coffee drops and they take EBT. Sorry you’re too retarded to use Google.
 
That's fucking precious. He identifies a woman wearing bracelets who wasn't wearing a mask!!!1!! But he didn't get a shot of her maskless face somehow. He expects someone watching his video to identify her from a shot of her from the back and tell her off for not wearing a mask at wommart.
He also dragged out one of my favorite words in the Bob lexicon. "Stupidyness"
As in when pastor Slob entertains angels unawares when they show up on his doorstep bearing gifts of bacon and eggs. Imagine if Lot had threatened the strangers on his doorstep with gunfire, or Mary and Joseph had decided to turn away the shepherds and Magi, and call the authorities to arrest those visitors.
 
Lololol! What a treasure!

There used to be tons of guys like him around back in the day. (Back before Chris-Chan trooned our) Loons who thought nothing of doxing themselves while posting hours of video and droning on about their crazy peeves.

I thought the last of them had gotten wiser or gone offline, but nope! Here’s one in all of his nutty glory!


Damn, this guy is like a live Web 1.0 museum exhibit... Loving it!

:semperfidelis:
I love this crazy/passionate old man.

Well done. Great watch/read.

It’s like finding one of those fish they though had been extinct for millions of years, swimming around in your local lake!
 
Old man yells at clouds is so common as to be a meme, but srsly how often do you actually see it? And here we have the wellspring.
 
Bob is truly, profoundly retarded. The CNN article he keeps sperging about is very clear that Walmart vowed not to let the lack of a mask turn into a violent confrontation between customers and their low-paid workers. So the woman who told the shopper a mask is required wasn’t “lying,” she was asserting the company policy to a customer who looked like she’d take direction and not blow up. Big fucking deal.

It’s hilarious that he thinks these videos could go viral or even be watched by anyone but, well, us. Even funnier is that he trusts how CNN or any corporate media outlet shapes any narrative.

Bob should have his driver’s license revoked. His IQ does not meet the minimum threshold for operating a multi-ton vehicle on public roads. I’d say they should take his guns away too, but I’m hoping he’ll accidentally shoot himself soon and Rene will be liberated from his welfare fraud scheme. FREE RENE!!!!
 
He seems to be getting a bit Karen-ish. Maybe someone with good photoshop skills should give him an appropriate hairstyle?!
 
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