🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I miss new Bob videos. It's a shame that he no longer cares about preaching the gospel and that he hates Jesus Christ now. I wish he still worshipped god instead of BBC. What a pity.
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YourUnclesDad said:
I miss new Bob videos. It's a shame that he no longer cares about preaching the gospel and that he hates Jesus Christ now. I wish he still worshipped god instead of BBC. What a pity.
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Bob can’t post YouTube videos from lockup. I’m waiting to get confirmation from his neighbors Barb and Chris, but they posted in the trailer park FB group that a SWAT team of some sort descended on the “ministry” trailer last week. Unsurprisingly, the neighbors who had sheet metal flying at their faces during recent storms were not sorry to see Bob hauled off to incarceration.
 
While working in my shop last night I decided to pull up a few of Bob's old videos for a good laugh .
In one of those videos he says that he worked as a newspaper carrier for 11 years, at $150 a month. This is when he was "able bodied"!!!!
$150 A MONTH!!!!! That's less than $40 a week. Dude was raking in about $1-$2 an hour!!!
Now, he steals over 5 times that amount, each month, from all of us workers.
$150 A MONTH.....what a loser.
It's no wonder Bob has decided to be a thief when he can increase his income by 5X.
 
YourUnclesDad said:
It blows my mind that someone let him stick his pecker inside them at least TWICE! He really puts the incels to shame...
But at the same time, all of Bob's partners have had some level of mental retardation so it's not that impressive.
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He had sex with his first wife once and she immediately became a lesbian! I say once because one of his sons is obviously not his.
 
Long Story Short said:
Has anyone heard whether Bob posted bail, or if he is still in jail awaiting trial?
I'm worried for Rene, but also happy for her.
Getting Bob out of her life is the greatest thing that could happen to that woman. Maybe now Rene can get back to doing what she does best........robbing banks!
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This is all from the trailer park FB group:
  • Bob has been calling his pastor, church members, and family members to beg for bail money. No one is returning his calls.
  • Bob also asked his pastor to go to the food pantry to collect the free food he is “owed.” Bob’s pastor refused to take food from hungry children just to add it to Bob’s hoard.
  • Bob tried to claim he keeps kosher as an attempt to get better meals than genpop. His YouTube videos came back to bite him in the ass as the warden used them to prove Bob is not Jewish. So Bob is stuck eating the same cum-flooded slop as the rest of the inmates.
 
Bob's got a new video, claims not to have been arrested. Video is from the inside of his slum trailer, so that checks out.

He claims an insurance agent was sent to his home by fans of Call of Duty: Gay Ops

Get mad that Walmart won't accept EBT cards for his horrid cofeve sludge drink, too poor to afford it with real money.

BREAKING: Walmart has changed their Great Value brand napkins! Dey changed da pitchure! Well, it's supply and demand, Bob.

Gasoline is different, he says.

He buys a certain type of cooking oil mix because it's healthier despite his fatness, but it too is discontinued. (:_(

 
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Bob's got a new video, claims not to have been arrested. Video is from the inside of his slum trailer, so that checks out.

He claims an insurance agent was sent to his home by fans of Call of Duty: Gay Ops





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He also claims that he doesn't need life insurance, since he'll be Raptured soon, and Rene will be taken care of in Heaven.

And he does a long, pointless, pissy rant about not being able to buy a certain brand of iced-coffee drink at Walmart. Jesus God, he's petty.
 
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He also claims that he doesn't need life insurance, since he'll be Raptured soon, and Rene will be taken care of in Heaven.

And he does a long, pointless, pissy rant about not being able to buy a certain brand of iced-coffee drink at Walmart. Jesus God, he's petty.
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Well, he did think that not being able to buy a certain brand of cheap bacon is a sign of the Apocalypse back near the start of the thread, so that's just par for the course. I've noticed tons of random food items being out of stock in recent months, I'm surprised that we haven't seen more out of him about the imminent Baconless Apocalypse.
 
He had Rene call the SHERIFF on a life insurance salesman just for knocking on their trailer door. Guess now that Bob’s out on bail, he wants everyone else behind bars.

Those Mio drops are not cheap. I was wondering how he could afford them until I remembered this is Bob “On Welfare From Cradle to Grave” McKim. Dude’s getting fed for free and he’s still complaining! Just make a fucking pot of coffee at home and take a to-go cup with you when you’re running errands. It’s not as if this guy leads a fast-paced lifestyle that he needs to have instant coffee drops on his person at all times.

And of course the retard who’s been on welfare his entire life and never made more than minimum wage thinks he understands economics. Even AOC knows more about this shit than he does.
 
Seems that Crisco hasn't made ZERO Transfat oil since 2007, now it just has "not much Transfat". And a recent study shows that the current formula raises blood sugar by 20% - so good stuff for RLM to be using considering his oft quoted list of ailments. However, it beats me why he needs any vegetable oil, he should just collect all that bacon grease and just use that - he could probably go about and scrap the grease residue off those cabinets and the ceiling in his kitchen!
 
Bob claims that he "just laughs" at our posts, but the truth is he got so mad today that his head almost exploded.
Bob's arteries look very similar to his kitchen drain that is constantly clogging up due to all the grease and trans fats that he puts in his body.
Bob is too stupid to realize that even if the oil he cooks with isn't bad, the food choices he makes are horrible. Bacon has an enormous amount of fat.
The guy is a walking heart attack.
 
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Holy moly. Bob listing its K/cal count and not batting an eye at the serving size — no wonder he's more than chubby.

I am a lying rug, and this probably means nobody would have sex with me. (:_(

People like us are the losers, and people like Blobbo are the winners.

Bob decries our faith in science, I decry his consumption of large quantities of vegetable oil.

And lastly, no, being fat isn't a disablity, and neither is being lazy.
Nobody would wear glasses if they were blind, and Bob clearly has control of his limbs. #NotAllBeggars I guess.

 
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According to the Journal of Health Psychology, trans fats are responsible for severe mood swings in adults, especially the mentally disabled, like Bob.
This would explain why he both laughs and gets mad at our posts.
It's all so clear, but since Bob has very little education, he doesn't understand this. He really should do research before he tells his lies.
You know I'm right Bob.
 
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Bob claims that he "just laughs" at our posts, but the truth is he got so mad today that his head almost exploded.
Bob's arteries look very similar to his kitchen drain that is constantly clogging up due to all the grease and trans fats that he puts in his body.
Bob is too stupid to realize that even if the oil he cooks with isn't bad, the food choices he makes are horrible. Bacon has an enormous amount of fat.
The guy is a walking heart attack.
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Bacon has also a substantial amount of added sugar. It's basically meat candy. It's a terrible thing to eat when you have diabetes.
 
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