🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob always talks about the gifts that God has given him. What has God really done for Robert, other than give him a low functioning brain and a body cursed with all types of abnormalities. Not to mention a couple of low functioning parents and children.

On the other hand, what have all of us hackers done for him ?
Through our tax dollars we pay for his trailer lot rent. We pay for his food, his car, and his gas. We pay for all of his unnecessary medical care, insurance, and utilities. We bought him several radios, computers, phones, cameras, and a TV. We buy all of his clothing, including several pairs of pajamas.
We pay for all of the stupid memberships and clubs that he belongs to. We even paid $20 each for his fake college degrees
We give him our hard earned money so he doesn't have to work since he's so damn lazy. Bob can spend the entire day not doing a damn thing except occasionally knocking a cat of the corpse in the chair next to him.
We even pay for his hair dye so he can look like a fucking idiot with dark hair and a white mustache.
Bob, we are even willing to buy you soap, but you're to lazy to use it!!
So Bob, you see it's us that you should worship. You need to bow down to us, before it's to late. We are responsible for everything that you have.
You owe us all a big THANK YOU!!
We're waiting..........

Bob and the late Rene receive around $1,500 a month from we the people.
That means that they should be tithing 10%, or $150 a month to the church. Does anyone believe that Bob does what the bible teaches. NO WAY!!
Bob is not a Christian at all.
 
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Bob and the late Rene receive around $1,500 a month from we the people.
That means that they should be tithing 10%, or $150 a month to the church. Does anyone believe that Bob does what the bible teaches. NO WAY!!
Bob is not a Christian at all.
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The 10% tithe number isn't for money, and if you go 1st Century on the matter it is a lot, lot higher than that.

I'm sure he thinks his rants are worth $200 a pop though, when you look at the real value of a true lardstain Evangelist(tm)
 
Long Story Short said:
HUGE NEWS!!!
There's a light shower, with a 5mph breeze currently in Carrollton.
Bob must be dead. I can't believe CAERS hasn't broke into local programming!!
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My Carrollton spies tell me Bob was spotted yesterday in the church parking lot, wearing his high-viz LARPing first responder windbreaker over — what else? — dirty pajamas. So he hasn’t been busy doing laundry, just chasing nonexistent storms and a nonexistent dead Jew “savior.”
 
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New video about some emails he has been getting:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-WZNgzG_iE8
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He's changed shirts again! This is a bigly yuge development.

Gayoppers are getting us content but at what cost? As Abraham Lincoln once said "boi don't touch that poop!"

He uses the phrase "deaf and dumb ears" like the genius he is. The "dumb" part means "can't talk", Bobbo! Ears cannot talk. [citation needed]

He wraps up the video with a story about how he is a good and Holy man because he didn't steal 10USD.


 
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Bob put this on his CAER YouTube channel, which is why he put on his fake uniform. So he always wears pajamas on his ministry channel because he thinks pajamas are an evangelism uniform. :story:

My favorite part was Bob complaining that he’s warned the county commissioners and law enforcement endless times and is furious they don’t seem to care about anything he has to say...but can’t be bothered to take all his “evidence” to them and insists they come pick it up at his camper home.

Notice that Bob refers to not stealing money as his “good deed.” As opposed to being, you know, the right thing to do. He probably considers not murdering people to be a good deed, too. None of that will help him with the feds, if that’s who he’s trying to impress. They don’t look upon welfare fraud kindly. If Bob is lucky, they’ll do him the “good deed” of not throwing him in the transgender prison.
 
News Flash! Rene isn't feeling well!!!
That may have something to do with the fact that she's the only person on planet earth that moves less than Robert. I've heard that Bob has to dust her weekly and brush off the spider webs a couple times a day.

Bob turns in $10 but steals money from all us hard working Americans at an alarming rate!!!
Fortunately when all of us hackers are done with him this will come to a halt and Bob will become a ward of the state. I can see him now in some kind of managed care screaming at people saying he's an evangelist and a DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR! You got that!!!
 
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Fortunately when all of us hackers are done with him this will come to a halt and Bob will become a ward of the state. I can see him now in some kind of managed care screaming at people saying he's an evangelist and a DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR! You got that!!!
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He’ll be lucky to end up in medical incarceration and not actual prison. Welfare fraud is not a charge you walk away from without doing tard time (typo and it stays).
 
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This is one of the fucking imbeciles that Mr. Potato Head listens too.
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Guy looks like he might earn his own thread someday.
ETA: to be clear, I agree that the masks are mostly useless. But I'm also not out there being a dick to donut managers who are just doing their job.
 
Just A Butt said:
ETA: to be clear, I agree that the masks are mostly useless. But I'm also not out there being a dick to donut managers who are just doing their job.
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They're useless to the people wearing them and useless if the person wearing them does not have COVID-19, which the person does not know unless they're symptomatic and have been tested. They're a good indicator of how much of a selfish sociopath someone is, though, since even if lockdowns may be causing more harm than good at this point, a mask is the absolute least, most trivial thing someone can do to slow the spread, much like not driving drunk is the absolute weakest thing someone can do not to kill someone with their car.
 
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They're a good indicator of how much of a selfish sociopath someone is, though
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Unless you know the person’s medical history, that’s going to be based on certain assumptions. And if someone doesn’t want to muzzle themselves, well, seems natural to me. But they should STFU about it and definitely not go into situations looking to start shit, give business owners or retail employees any hassle, etc. If they’re doing that, they’re lolcows.
 
Dollars to donuts, ha ha that guy made the whole story up and just goes through the drive thru.
 
I’m waiting to get confirmation from my source at the Carroll County sheriff’s department, but I have it on good authority that Bob was arrested by federal agents after a no-knock raid early this morning. Whether it was on welfare fraud or pornography charges, I do not know. But I’m told the feds seized a draft of Bob’s next book as evidence.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I’m waiting to get confirmation from my source at the Carroll County sheriff’s department, but I have it on good authority that Bob was arrested by federal agents after a no-knock raid early this morning. Whether it was on welfare fraud or pornography charges, I do not know. But I’m told the feds seized a draft of Bob’s next book as evidence.
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They may be responding to one of the many complaints of a rancid smell coming from their tin can.
Hopefully it's just Bob's pajamas putting off the odor and not Rene decomposing.
 
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