🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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It's day #4 for the brown PJ's.
Can you imagine being a doctor and walking into the room to examine him?
It must feel like being hit in the face with a tire iron when he gets a whiff of Bob.

Chan the Wizard said:
Target seems to upscale for Bob. He seems more like a going out of business K-Mart guy.
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Or a garage sale guy. Bob's the guy who sees a 50 cent tag on a pair of pajamas and tries to talk them down to a quarter.
 
I'm sure he's a delight to have in town. I can just about guarantee he's almost as much of a local character as Susan Stone, just without the tard haka and tutus. His costume instead consists of fake security guard/ police/ medic uniform, his silly little emergency band radio, and instead of harassing every one over tranny's/ jesus shit, he harasses them for free stuff, services, discounts, repairs, medical equipment, Jesus. Both make stupid videos where all they do is bitch, and have useless dashcams
I'm sure in both towns a whole slew of customer service people make themselves really scarce when either of these two are spotted lumbering towards the counter.
 
Today's video was uploaded at just the right time that I'm hours behind archiving. Shame, shame, I know.

I really ought to replace the "preaching on" in my file names with "ranting tangentially about", but that would be work and it's Sunday anyway. Good preachermen like Dr. Sr. Bob would tell me not to work on the Sabbath and all that. Not that Bobbo works any day of the week, but I digress.

 
The second Bob heard that his cusunt died, he jumped in his vehicle so fast he didn't even take the time to change out of his brown pajamas!!
He'll get just what he deserves.........nothing!
As far as the $50 DQ gift card, I'll bet Rene gets a small twist cone while Bob shoves the rest down his pie hole.
 
Local story in Carrollton yesterday.
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It fucking sucks that Bob didn’t get SOMETHING for Rene for her birthday. He didn’t even get (or make) her a card, let alone buy or make her a gift. Bob never expresses gratitude for Rene or for the fact she has survived so many health battles recently. The fact that she has lived to see another birthday is a major deal, something to be celebrated. Bob made zero effort to make her feel cherished and appreciated. He really is the worst advertisement for Xianity.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
It fucking sucks that Bob didn’t get SOMETHING for Rene for her birthday. He didn’t even get (or make) her a card, let alone buy or make her a gift. Bob never expresses gratitude for Rene or for the fact she has survived so many health battles recently. The fact that she has lived to see another birthday is a major deal, something to be celebrated. Bob made zero effort to make her feel cherished and appreciated. He really is the worst advertisement for Xianity.
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Not only did Bob not spend any of his money on Rene, he took her stimulus check and still wouldn't buy her anything!!
He made her dinner. He does that every day anyway!!!
As far as I'm concerned, this is further proof that Rene is dead.
 
Toasty said:
John the Baptist had an excuse, though. He was part of a fringe sect that just did that sort of thing, to show their separateness and devotion to God. Bob on the other hand is just too lazy to clean his body and change clothes.
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hmm..reminds me of someone..can't put my finger on it..
 
I'm brand new to this thread. I love how when robert gets angry his face gets bright fuckin' red suddenly, like he is transforming into a tomato through the power of spite. It's so fucking great. :story:
 
sperginity said:
I'm brand new to this thread. I love how when robert gets angry his face gets bright fuckin' red suddenly, like he is transforming into a tomato through the power of spite. It's so fucking great. :story:
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Lolcows who actually physically demonstrate tard rage in some unmistakable way are funny.
 
sperginity said:
I'm brand new to this thread. I love how when robert gets angry his face gets bright fuckin' red suddenly, like he is transforming into a tomato through the power of spite. It's so fucking great. :story:
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Welcome!! You have thousands of hours of this completely delusional turd to catch up on.
Bob has actually been declared delusional by a very competent professional named Dr. Denise Kohler. He has even showed us the paperwork on one of his videos.
More than being delusional, he is just a lazy asshole that makes up a bunch of illnesses so that he can steal money from the taxpayers.
 
sperginity said:
I'm brand new to this thread. I love how when robert gets angry his face gets bright fuckin' red suddenly, like he is transforming into a tomato through the power of spite. It's so fucking great. :story:
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Also watch how his eyeballs bug out of his head when he gets mad. It’s hilarious, especially because the object of his fury is anyone who won’t give him money. He loves to demand others hand over their property to him, then calls us “greedy” when we won’t. Yeah, this is the same guy who steals from food pantries because he feels no guilt over children starving while he is gorging on the food he stole from them and their families. Hope he likes prison food!
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Also watch how his eyeballs bug out of his head when he gets mad. It’s hilarious, especially because the object of his fury is anyone who won’t give him money. He loves to demand others hand over their property to him, then calls us “greedy” when we won’t. Yeah, this is the same guy who steals from food pantries because he feels no guilt over children starving while he is gorging on the food he stole from them and their families. Hope he likes prison food!
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It's so true isn't it? When Bob goes on his rants, he's often describing himself almost perfectly, but he's just too fucking stupid to figure it out!!
 
Robert masturbated in a barn with young boys and his girlfriend robbed a bank. He steals from the poor and sucks penis in bisexual threesomes in Florida. They are such fuck-ups it amazes me when Robert calls himself a good Godly person. I actually cackle like a hyena.
 
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