🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Long Story Short said:
John Andrews wouldn't allow him to spend the night because of the horrific stench that he puts off. Imagine being so fucking lazy that you can't take 2-3 minutes out of your day to shower. Especially when you have nothing to do!!!
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Exactly. I can go a day without showering before I personally feel gross and uncomfortable to myself, and it even effects my mood. I cant imagine how living like he does.
 
RLM sometimes feels guided and just opens his bible at a random spot and just starts reading - isn't it amazing how every time he opens his bible at random, it's at a well thumbed place heavily highlighted? Either his entire bible is highlighted, OR he doesn't bother with the unhighlighted bits. I wonder if that Psalms passage was also the subject of todays Jim Bakker show, and RLM is just recycling someone elses preaching.
 
Kangaroo said:
RLM sometimes feels guided and just opens his bible at a random spot and just starts reading - isn't it amazing how every time he opens his bible at random, it's at a well thumbed place heavily highlighted? Either his entire bible is highlighted, OR he doesn't bother with the unhighlighted bits. I wonder if that Psalms passage was also the subject of todays Jim Bakker show, and RLM is just recycling someone elses preaching.
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If Bob was a true Christian Badass, he would have picked Psalm 109 -- The Curse Prayer!
 
Pretty much the whole damn thing is highlighted. Who knows how much taxpayer money he’s squandered on highlighters.

Just once I want him to make video where he proves that he can read the original Greek and Hebrew text. Of course he never will because that part wasn’t covered in his “doctoral studies”. Not to mention he can barely speak English.
 
On one of his videos a while back, I read the description on YouTube and you could tell it was not coming from his pea sized brain. I copied and pasted it and did a google search. Sure enough, he was stealing someone else's work.
Bob has never had an original thought in his life. He's not capable of it!
 
crayolasword said:
Just once I want him to make video where he proves that he can read the original Greek and Hebrew text. Of course he never will because that part wasn’t covered in his “doctoral studies”. Not to mention he can barely speak English.
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Hell, Bob’s “teachers” never even bothered to learn Hebrew, Aramaic, or Greek. Neither did his man crush Jim Bakker. Meanwhile, there are millions of “heathens” who have studied the primary sources in their original languages and can refute every assertion Bob and his fellow fags make. I’ve been in study groups where we spent multiple hours examining one word — why it was used, where else it was used (or not), its various meanings, nuances of placement, etc. Bob can barely form words in his native language, let alone parse biblical texts.
 
crayolasword said:
Just once I want him to make video where he proves that he can read the original Greek and Hebrew text. Of course he never will because that part wasn’t covered in his “doctoral studies”. Not to mention he can barely speak English.
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I just want Bob to show proof that Rene isn't dead. He keeps avoiding the topic which makes him look suspicious and guilty. I'm thinking Rene probably died from COVID-19 and Bob dragged her body to the shed outside, possibly with help from his friend Richard Whittington. Until I see the inside of the shed and Rene waving the middle finger or hello at the camera, I can only assume the shed contains a dead body.
I hope Rene is alive and I am wrong. I am praying to God Jesus.
 
Blasterisk BTFO by GENIUS preacherman on Jeremiah 23

Heck, I just went to biblegateway.com and slammed "false prophet" into the search feature. He claims not to be false because Jeremiah was calling out Baal worshipers -- pretty sure the eternal unchanging LORD of Hosts hasn't changed his mind on false prophets, Bob-o-matic.


Also, whichever of you that's sending him emails needs to stop being the beeg gai. Let him come to us/me.

 
Toasty said:
Wow, he can't get only the most well known piece of new testament scripture in the world correct. It's not like the entire religion is based on that passage or anything.
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Can someone please edit this segment down into its own standalone video? I was WEEPING with laughter at this.

Also, whoever is emailing Bob, I understand the temptation but please stop. You’re diluting our lulz.

PS Bob, you could wear a ball gown to bed and it would still be a ball gown. The pajamas you wear to church and in public are still pajamas. Throw them in the fucking worshing machine already, you filthy sweathog.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Can someone please edit this segment down into its own standalone video? I was WEEPING with laughter at this.
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"So I say to you, ask, and it will be given you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you."



















man this guy talks slowly
 
The other thing I love about Bob’s inability to quote that scripture is that it highlights his complete lack of knowledge of the languages his bible was written in. If Bob were a divinity scholar, he would be able to read the scripture AND elucidate the varied wording, both in English and its language of origin. But he’s not and he can’t. So he just drools and mumbles for a full minute while the world points and laughs at him.
 
Did anyone else notice that his blue pajamas were wiggling around like they were on a jello mold. He has to be way over 400 lbs at this point?
Also, how does showing us a video of Rene's corpse prove anything? He's probably using her dead body as an air freshener to get rid of the smell in his trailer.
If I were Bob, and Rene was alive, I'd be "tappin that". How could he resist?
 
We're putting you on notice Bob.
We're saving all if your threats against us. We're saving all of your false prophecies. We're saving all of your false statements. We're saving all the times that you've used hate speech against people who are different than you.
So, if you delete your videos, we will have information to hand to the authorities. You've been warned!!!

Bob has had his blue pajamas on since, at least July 10th!!!
 
Bob has been begging for free housing and food for years. Does he know he’ll get it in federal prison after his welfare fraud conviction? You’d think he’d be happy about all the freebies he’s in for. This guy is never satisfied!

(He won’t be able to wear his church pajamas, though. 😔)
 
I spy new recliners! Wonder how much they cost?

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the not highlighted bit: Woe to them who are wise in their own eyes and prudent in their own sight!
Funny how he skipped that bit.

John Andrews Stan said:
Bob has been begging for free housing and food for years. Does he know he’ll get it in federal prison after his welfare fraud conviction? You’d think he’d be happy about all the freebies he’s in for. This guy is never satisfied!

(He won’t be able to wear his church pajamas, though. 😔)
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Like the free b*** s**?
 
My namesake can smell Bob all the way from Indiana! Invoking Bob’s man boobs is pure haram.

 
John Andrews Stan said:
My namesake can smell Bob all the way from Indiana! Invoking Bob’s man boobs is pure haram.
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I don't think the smell disproves his prophecy; John the Baptist lived out in the desert eating bugs and standing around in a muddy river half the day.

The main factor being John said "He must increase, but I must decrease." and Bob says 'ur keyboards gonna blow up!!1!'
 
John the Baptist had an excuse, though. He was part of a fringe sect that just did that sort of thing, to show their separateness and devotion to God. Bob on the other hand is just too lazy to clean his body and change clothes.
 
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